| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
76.68 |
0.9798 |
0.3456 |
199 |
1 |
76.68 |
2012-10-25 |
| 2. |
I don't believe in an interventionist God, but I know, darli... |
73.52 |
1.0677 |
0.2385 |
284 |
1 |
73.52 |
2012-10-25 |
| 3. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
71.02 |
0.9991 |
0.2333 |
225 |
1 |
71.02 |
2013-01-16 |
| 4. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered to see how ... |
69.71 |
0.9461 |
0.2591 |
193 |
1 |
69.71 |
2013-01-16 |
| 5. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
68.84 |
1.1018 |
0.0855 |
220 |
2 |
61.99 |
2012-02-25 |
| 6. |
Too often writers believe that they can emphasize words by p... |
68.61 |
1.0073 |
0.1904 |
369 |
2 |
63.11 |
2013-01-15 |
| 7. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
68.41 |
0.9772 |
0.2055 |
217 |
1 |
68.41 |
2013-01-15 |
| 8. |
We go waiting for the stars to come showering down. From Mos... |
68.37 |
1.0379 |
0.1825 |
245 |
3 |
60.93 |
2013-01-15 |
| 9. |
The sooner your kids appreciate the value of work, the more ... |
67.92 |
1.0669 |
0.1430 |
286 |
1 |
67.92 |
2012-02-25 |
| 10. |
Samatha is a state in which the mind is brought to rest, foc... |
67.88 |
1.0673 |
0.1513 |
230 |
1 |
67.88 |
2012-02-26 |
| 11. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
67.75 |
1.0029 |
0.1653 |
209 |
3 |
63.50 |
2012-02-25 |
| 12. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
67.55 |
1.0013 |
0.1689 |
273 |
1 |
67.55 |
2012-10-25 |
| 13. |
Focus your attention on the Now and tell me what problem you... |
66.91 |
1.1022 |
0.0928 |
259 |
1 |
66.91 |
2012-02-25 |
| 14. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
66.89 |
1.0349 |
0.1239 |
234 |
1 |
66.89 |
2012-02-26 |
| 15. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
66.54 |
1.0567 |
0.0973 |
303 |
2 |
60.17 |
2013-01-15 |
| 16. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
66.20 |
1.0368 |
0.1116 |
276 |
2 |
61.98 |
2012-02-26 |
| 17. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
66.19 |
1.0787 |
0.0673 |
237 |
3 |
62.06 |
2012-02-26 |
| 18. |
How do I live without the ones I love? Time still turns the ... |
65.82 |
1.0381 |
0.0928 |
170 |
1 |
65.82 |
2012-02-26 |
| 19. |
For centuries, human society has taken the gifts of nature f... |
65.49 |
1.0012 |
0.1371 |
260 |
2 |
60.95 |
2012-02-26 |
| 20. |
Although the United Nations does not have the power to enfor... |
65.41 |
1.0284 |
0.1485 |
282 |
1 |
65.41 |
2012-02-25 |
| 21. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
65.39 |
1.0203 |
0.1164 |
261 |
1 |
65.39 |
2012-10-25 |
| 22. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
65.25 |
1.1016 |
0.0293 |
233 |
3 |
63.96 |
2012-02-26 |
| 23. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
65.09 |
1.0201 |
0.1083 |
303 |
1 |
65.09 |
2012-02-25 |
| 24. |
The pathology of setting a deadline to the earliest articula... |
64.77 |
0.9785 |
0.1471 |
335 |
1 |
64.77 |
2012-02-25 |
| 25. |
I've flown seven million miles. And I've been waiting on peo... |
64.46 |
0.9663 |
0.1562 |
330 |
1 |
64.46 |
2013-01-15 |
| 26. |
Is it sweeter to exist only in the mind or to exist both in ... |
64.42 |
1.0768 |
0.0796 |
295 |
1 |
64.42 |
2012-02-26 |
| 27. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
64.28 |
1.0025 |
0.1112 |
256 |
1 |
64.28 |
2012-02-26 |
| 28. |
Music finds a comfortable parallel with that of human langua... |
64.22 |
1.0485 |
0.0989 |
153 |
3 |
60.58 |
2012-02-26 |
| 29. |
Your face has fallen sad now, for you know the time is nigh.... |
64.15 |
1.0917 |
0.0433 |
243 |
1 |
64.15 |
2012-02-25 |
| 30. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
64.11 |
1.0799 |
0.0272 |
243 |
1 |
64.11 |
2012-02-25 |
| 31. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
64.10 |
1.0788 |
0.0262 |
171 |
1 |
64.10 |
2012-02-26 |
| 32. |
The evidence in the standard history of Qwerty versus Dvorak... |
64.09 |
0.9088 |
0.2069 |
348 |
1 |
64.09 |
2012-02-25 |
| 33. |
The treatment of atoms with more than one electron requires ... |
64.01 |
0.9653 |
0.1521 |
394 |
1 |
64.01 |
2013-01-15 |
| 34. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
63.44 |
0.9852 |
0.1142 |
264 |
1 |
63.44 |
2012-02-25 |
| 35. |
The odds are that you will generally meet the worst of them.... |
63.35 |
1.0941 |
0.0346 |
256 |
2 |
56.79 |
2012-02-26 |
| 36. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
63.32 |
1.0426 |
0.0537 |
323 |
1 |
63.32 |
2012-02-26 |
| 37. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
63.30 |
0.9286 |
0.1670 |
194 |
2 |
61.55 |
2012-02-26 |
| 38. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
63.25 |
1.0797 |
0.0104 |
210 |
2 |
62.17 |
2012-02-25 |
| 39. |
In general, many of these targets are easier marks if you ar... |
63.23 |
0.9350 |
0.1612 |
195 |
1 |
63.23 |
2012-02-26 |
| 40. |
But if in efficient causes it is possible to go on to infini... |
63.22 |
1.0441 |
0.0924 |
316 |
2 |
59.74 |
2012-02-26 |
| 41. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
63.08 |
1.0444 |
0.0418 |
197 |
2 |
57.53 |
2012-02-26 |
| 42. |
Here, the oregano and other trace materials sitting on the s... |
63.00 |
0.9873 |
0.1014 |
155 |
1 |
63.00 |
2012-02-25 |
| 43. |
I never said I would stay to the end - I knew I would leave ... |
62.53 |
1.0763 |
0.0483 |
367 |
1 |
62.53 |
2012-02-26 |
| 44. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
62.48 |
0.8878 |
0.1942 |
346 |
2 |
59.47 |
2012-10-25 |
| 45. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
62.43 |
1.0289 |
0.0569 |
276 |
1 |
62.43 |
2012-02-25 |
| 46. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
62.10 |
0.9532 |
0.1211 |
258 |
2 |
58.27 |
2013-01-15 |
| 47. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
61.93 |
1.0487 |
0.0189 |
231 |
1 |
61.93 |
2013-01-16 |
| 48. |
First of all, you must be comfortable, otherwise it will be ... |
61.84 |
0.9831 |
0.0853 |
222 |
2 |
61.31 |
2012-02-25 |
| 49. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
61.74 |
0.9289 |
0.1381 |
204 |
1 |
61.74 |
2012-02-26 |
| 50. |
I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... |
61.64 |
1.0619 |
0.0092 |
354 |
1 |
61.64 |
2012-02-25 |
| 51. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
61.62 |
0.9426 |
0.1277 |
317 |
2 |
54.55 |
2012-02-26 |
| 52. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
61.54 |
0.9278 |
0.1407 |
295 |
2 |
59.12 |
2012-02-26 |
| 53. |
The world of typing has changed. In the 1970s, every busines... |
61.54 |
0.9540 |
0.1100 |
285 |
1 |
61.54 |
2012-02-25 |
| 54. |
The basis of the Aztecs' success in creating a great state a... |
61.53 |
0.9908 |
0.1207 |
342 |
1 |
61.53 |
2012-02-26 |
| 55. |
I can already hear your tune calling me across the room. Whe... |
61.49 |
1.0630 |
0.0351 |
397 |
2 |
59.84 |
2012-02-26 |
| 56. |
In short order, Carter then proceeded to kill any chance he ... |
61.44 |
0.9234 |
0.1460 |
346 |
2 |
59.46 |
2012-02-26 |
| 57. |
"This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... |
61.09 |
0.9087 |
0.1599 |
393 |
1 |
61.09 |
2012-02-26 |
| 58. |
Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by hav... |
61.07 |
1.0154 |
0.0919 |
351 |
1 |
61.07 |
2012-02-25 |
| 59. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
61.03 |
0.9570 |
0.1015 |
287 |
2 |
55.72 |
2012-02-26 |
| 60. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
60.97 |
1.0033 |
0.0458 |
189 |
2 |
60.18 |
2012-02-25 |
| 61. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
60.65 |
1.0331 |
0.0149 |
234 |
1 |
60.65 |
2012-02-26 |
| 62. |
This business is filled to the brim with unrealistic people ... |
60.61 |
1.0203 |
0.0624 |
400 |
1 |
60.61 |
2012-02-25 |
| 63. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
60.53 |
1.0711 |
-0.0281 |
213 |
4 |
56.04 |
2012-02-26 |
| 64. |
Around midafternoon, the snow thinned into sleet, and some u... |
60.49 |
0.9904 |
0.0976 |
203 |
2 |
51.42 |
2012-02-26 |
| 65. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
60.44 |
1.0389 |
0.0093 |
318 |
4 |
53.73 |
2012-02-25 |
| 66. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
60.43 |
1.0390 |
0.0035 |
205 |
1 |
60.43 |
2012-02-25 |
| 67. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
60.34 |
0.9500 |
0.0969 |
362 |
1 |
60.34 |
2012-02-26 |
| 68. |
With the coming of Dean Moriarty began the part of my life y... |
60.28 |
1.0189 |
0.0281 |
337 |
2 |
58.08 |
2012-02-26 |
| 69. |
A zealot might be, for instance, an individual with a person... |
60.00 |
1.0150 |
0.0728 |
325 |
1 |
60.00 |
2012-02-26 |
| 70. |
To wash down your chicken nuggets with virtually any soft dr... |
60.00 |
0.9504 |
0.0830 |
263 |
1 |
60.00 |
2012-02-26 |
| 71. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
59.96 |
0.9072 |
0.1292 |
237 |
1 |
59.96 |
2012-02-25 |
| 72. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
59.89 |
0.9330 |
0.1105 |
360 |
2 |
54.20 |
2012-10-25 |
| 73. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
59.87 |
1.0361 |
0.0014 |
269 |
1 |
59.87 |
2012-02-25 |
| 74. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
59.81 |
1.0417 |
-0.0088 |
253 |
3 |
54.66 |
2012-02-26 |
| 75. |
Imagine for a moment if we once again knew these few unremar... |
59.78 |
1.0662 |
0.0064 |
407 |
1 |
59.78 |
2012-02-25 |
| 76. |
After removal from the oven, the pizza is sliced and plated ... |
59.71 |
1.0320 |
0.0390 |
293 |
1 |
59.71 |
2012-02-25 |
| 77. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
59.59 |
1.0296 |
0.0084 |
437 |
1 |
59.59 |
2012-02-25 |
| 78. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
59.57 |
0.9865 |
0.0458 |
276 |
1 |
59.57 |
2012-02-25 |
| 79. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
59.30 |
1.0060 |
0.0158 |
171 |
2 |
57.17 |
2012-02-26 |
| 80. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
59.29 |
1.0483 |
-0.0250 |
227 |
1 |
59.29 |
2012-02-26 |
| 81. |
The good news is that your child has a natural desire to do ... |
59.28 |
1.0205 |
-0.0008 |
179 |
2 |
52.70 |
2012-02-26 |
| 82. |
The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... |
59.21 |
1.0254 |
0.0403 |
217 |
2 |
58.42 |
2012-02-26 |
| 83. |
Ezekiel twenty-five, seventeen: The path of the righteous ma... |
59.10 |
0.9464 |
0.0817 |
323 |
1 |
59.10 |
2012-02-26 |
| 84. |
Don't practice too much at first, or you're likely to develo... |
59.09 |
1.0141 |
0.0488 |
381 |
2 |
56.82 |
2012-02-26 |
| 85. |
Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... |
59.01 |
1.0419 |
-0.0205 |
261 |
1 |
59.01 |
2012-02-25 |
| 86. |
Your ring finger is the most difficult of all fingers to con... |
58.85 |
0.9884 |
0.0345 |
262 |
1 |
58.85 |
2012-02-25 |
| 87. |
There are men who possess a peculiarly strong visual memory,... |
58.64 |
0.9916 |
0.0659 |
282 |
2 |
53.65 |
2012-02-26 |
| 88. |
I'll miss the sea, but a person needs new experiences. They ... |
58.44 |
0.9774 |
0.0331 |
196 |
1 |
58.44 |
2012-02-25 |
| 89. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
58.39 |
1.0993 |
-0.0908 |
265 |
1 |
58.39 |
2012-02-26 |
| 90. |
Some have a positive vocation for breaking open safes: from ... |
58.36 |
0.9670 |
0.0851 |
307 |
1 |
58.36 |
2012-02-26 |
| 91. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
58.34 |
1.0445 |
-0.0339 |
373 |
1 |
58.34 |
2012-02-25 |
| 92. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
58.31 |
0.9843 |
0.0199 |
234 |
1 |
58.31 |
2012-02-26 |
| 93. |
Gardeners know how to grow top-notch crops. They determine w... |
58.10 |
1.0090 |
0.0403 |
282 |
2 |
53.96 |
2012-02-26 |
| 94. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
58.09 |
0.9820 |
0.0261 |
267 |
2 |
57.29 |
2012-02-26 |
| 95. |
In general, many of these targets are easier marks if you ar... |
58.02 |
1.0088 |
0.0340 |
396 |
1 |
58.02 |
2012-02-26 |
| 96. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
58.01 |
1.0068 |
0.0004 |
358 |
2 |
54.59 |
2012-02-26 |
| 97. |
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something differe... |
57.91 |
0.9863 |
0.0202 |
339 |
1 |
57.91 |
2012-02-26 |
| 98. |
I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book d... |
57.78 |
0.9768 |
0.0257 |
387 |
2 |
54.59 |
2013-01-16 |
| 99. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
57.67 |
1.0124 |
-0.0169 |
204 |
2 |
57.24 |
2012-02-26 |
| 100. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
57.57 |
0.9805 |
0.0203 |
292 |
1 |
57.57 |
2012-02-26 |
| 101. |
Your primary objective should be to touch-type; that is, to ... |
57.54 |
0.9281 |
0.0727 |
273 |
1 |
57.54 |
2012-02-26 |
| 102. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
57.48 |
0.9879 |
0.0154 |
450 |
1 |
57.48 |
2012-02-26 |
| 103. |
He managed to open the cupboard door with his nose and found... |
57.44 |
0.9127 |
0.0789 |
252 |
3 |
51.24 |
2012-02-26 |
| 104. |
Many people limit themselves to leading boring, dull lives b... |
57.44 |
1.0944 |
-0.0557 |
308 |
1 |
57.44 |
2012-02-26 |
| 105. |
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... |
57.37 |
0.9786 |
0.0089 |
193 |
1 |
57.37 |
2012-02-26 |
| 106. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
57.33 |
1.0398 |
-0.0583 |
110 |
1 |
57.33 |
2012-02-26 |
| 107. |
Although his voice was also broken by uncertainty and his ha... |
57.25 |
1.1162 |
-0.0846 |
189 |
1 |
57.25 |
2012-02-25 |
| 108. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
57.20 |
0.9731 |
0.0041 |
129 |
1 |
57.20 |
2012-02-25 |
| 109. |
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I al... |
57.14 |
1.1215 |
-0.1089 |
200 |
1 |
57.14 |
2012-02-25 |
| 110. |
Come sail your ships around me and burn your bridges down. W... |
57.07 |
1.0719 |
-0.0569 |
360 |
2 |
55.75 |
2012-02-26 |
| 111. |
I often see racers, particularly at the back of the pack in ... |
57.05 |
0.9653 |
0.0209 |
349 |
2 |
54.02 |
2012-02-26 |
| 112. |
There is no physical separation after the slicing, so that e... |
57.00 |
1.0173 |
0.0131 |
268 |
1 |
57.00 |
2012-02-26 |
| 113. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
56.97 |
1.0168 |
-0.0297 |
271 |
1 |
56.97 |
2012-02-26 |
| 114. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
56.93 |
0.9351 |
0.0444 |
190 |
1 |
56.93 |
2012-02-25 |
| 115. |
Dropping through sky, through the glass of the roof, through... |
56.88 |
0.9688 |
0.0151 |
217 |
2 |
51.29 |
2012-02-26 |
| 116. |
It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes ... |
56.73 |
1.0297 |
-0.0494 |
249 |
2 |
56.09 |
2012-02-26 |
| 117. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
56.71 |
0.9691 |
0.0115 |
223 |
3 |
54.10 |
2013-01-16 |
| 118. |
At first we were silent, but finally we considered ourselves... |
56.69 |
0.9559 |
0.0276 |
195 |
1 |
56.69 |
2012-02-25 |
| 119. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
56.60 |
0.8916 |
0.0879 |
216 |
1 |
56.60 |
2012-02-25 |
| 120. |
I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little... |
56.52 |
1.0972 |
-0.0898 |
251 |
1 |
56.52 |
2012-02-25 |
| 121. |
Unlike the other four senses located in the logical regions ... |
56.50 |
1.0346 |
-0.0152 |
244 |
1 |
56.50 |
2012-02-26 |
| 122. |
Typing competitions provided another test of the Qwerty keyb... |
56.48 |
0.9557 |
0.0277 |
331 |
3 |
53.87 |
2013-01-15 |
| 123. |
The result has been the emergence of what some call the "win... |
56.44 |
0.9049 |
0.0769 |
351 |
1 |
56.44 |
2012-02-25 |
| 124. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
56.40 |
0.9936 |
-0.0182 |
311 |
1 |
56.40 |
2012-02-26 |
| 125. |
It may seem quite novelistic to you, and I am willing to agr... |
56.39 |
0.9529 |
0.0632 |
269 |
1 |
56.39 |
2012-02-26 |
| 126. |
King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... |
56.35 |
0.8961 |
0.0753 |
189 |
2 |
53.14 |
2012-02-26 |
| 127. |
Alfred Hitchcock once said, "Drama is life with the dull bit... |
56.29 |
0.9632 |
0.0529 |
345 |
2 |
54.04 |
2012-02-26 |
| 128. |
There are two kinds of fibers in our muscles, red and white.... |
56.14 |
0.9938 |
-0.0219 |
339 |
1 |
56.14 |
2012-02-26 |
| 129. |
I think you're gonna find - when all this stuff is over and ... |
56.06 |
1.0615 |
-0.0666 |
305 |
1 |
56.06 |
2012-02-25 |
| 130. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
55.98 |
1.0529 |
-0.0847 |
351 |
1 |
55.98 |
2012-02-25 |
| 131. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
55.97 |
0.9899 |
-0.0265 |
163 |
1 |
55.97 |
2012-02-25 |
| 132. |
All the blue light reflections that color my mind when I sle... |
55.96 |
1.0644 |
-0.0603 |
257 |
1 |
55.96 |
2012-02-25 |
| 133. |
Glancing through the 1977 Atlanta Yellow Pages reveals a cit... |
55.93 |
0.9023 |
0.1079 |
231 |
1 |
55.93 |
2012-02-25 |
| 134. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
55.85 |
1.0462 |
-0.0863 |
184 |
1 |
55.85 |
2012-02-25 |
| 135. |
Caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a... |
55.84 |
0.9266 |
0.0411 |
278 |
1 |
55.84 |
2012-02-25 |
| 136. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
55.75 |
1.0516 |
-0.0877 |
281 |
1 |
55.75 |
2012-02-26 |
| 137. |
Aztec rule was based upon a system of tribute and fear over ... |
55.68 |
0.9572 |
0.0490 |
376 |
1 |
55.68 |
2012-02-26 |
| 138. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
55.56 |
0.9164 |
0.0494 |
305 |
1 |
55.56 |
2012-02-25 |
| 139. |
In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All th... |
55.55 |
0.9084 |
0.0542 |
300 |
1 |
55.55 |
2012-02-26 |
| 140. |
Because most of the 150,000 tons of gold ever mined is still... |
55.44 |
0.9303 |
0.0223 |
176 |
1 |
55.44 |
2012-02-25 |
| 141. |
He was rough around the edges. He'd been to school, but neve... |
55.33 |
1.0314 |
-0.0353 |
452 |
2 |
53.06 |
2012-02-25 |
| 142. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
55.30 |
1.0399 |
-0.0783 |
294 |
1 |
55.30 |
2012-02-25 |
| 143. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
55.16 |
1.0053 |
-0.0534 |
232 |
1 |
55.16 |
2012-02-26 |
| 144. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
55.15 |
0.9697 |
-0.0157 |
249 |
1 |
55.15 |
2012-02-26 |
| 145. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
55.10 |
0.9233 |
0.0213 |
168 |
1 |
55.10 |
2012-02-25 |
| 146. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
55.05 |
0.9754 |
-0.0173 |
362 |
1 |
55.05 |
2012-02-25 |
| 147. |
I can already hear your tune calling me across the room. Whe... |
54.90 |
0.9697 |
-0.0157 |
266 |
1 |
54.90 |
2012-02-26 |
| 148. |
You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of te... |
54.84 |
1.0240 |
-0.0783 |
256 |
1 |
54.84 |
2012-02-25 |
| 149. |
This planet has, or rather had, a problem, which was this: m... |
54.80 |
1.0477 |
-0.0977 |
360 |
2 |
54.07 |
2012-02-26 |
| 150. |
We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all... |
54.63 |
0.9851 |
-0.0382 |
317 |
1 |
54.63 |
2012-02-26 |
| 151. |
As customers of all races, nationalities, and cultures visit... |
54.62 |
0.9898 |
-0.0077 |
353 |
1 |
54.62 |
2012-02-26 |
| 152. |
After the grapes are crushed, yeasts (tiny one-celled organi... |
54.40 |
0.9673 |
0.0126 |
232 |
1 |
54.40 |
2012-02-26 |
| 153. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
54.07 |
1.0334 |
-0.1051 |
131 |
1 |
54.07 |
2012-02-26 |
| 154. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
54.06 |
1.0218 |
-0.0900 |
268 |
1 |
54.06 |
2012-02-26 |
| 155. |
The goal of the true seeker is to become a sage, or superior... |
54.02 |
1.0358 |
-0.0602 |
349 |
1 |
54.02 |
2012-02-25 |
| 156. |
Pulp: 1. A soft, moist, shapeless mass or matter. 2. A magaz... |
53.96 |
0.9155 |
0.0667 |
168 |
1 |
53.96 |
2012-02-25 |
| 157. |
Imagine this: Here we are, a plane full of grown human being... |
53.91 |
0.9631 |
0.0202 |
345 |
2 |
53.03 |
2012-02-26 |
| 158. |
I know that the idea of raising well-rounded, smarter kids c... |
53.76 |
1.0328 |
-0.0653 |
356 |
1 |
53.76 |
2012-02-26 |
| 159. |
It takes more than a calorie of fossil fuel energy to produc... |
53.65 |
0.9698 |
-0.0094 |
397 |
2 |
52.92 |
2012-02-26 |
| 160. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
53.64 |
0.9729 |
-0.0454 |
255 |
1 |
53.64 |
2012-02-26 |
| 161. |
Mac knew the score even if Aunt Ella didn't. Shot through th... |
53.55 |
0.9905 |
-0.0334 |
337 |
2 |
47.94 |
2012-02-26 |
| 162. |
They had been given a sign - a powerful, lucid sign - that u... |
53.55 |
0.9084 |
0.0214 |
404 |
1 |
53.55 |
2012-02-25 |
| 163. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
53.52 |
1.0201 |
-0.1017 |
172 |
1 |
53.52 |
2012-02-25 |
| 164. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
53.48 |
1.0034 |
-0.0804 |
302 |
1 |
53.48 |
2012-02-25 |
| 165. |
Imagine considering "if" as a two-finger movement instead of... |
53.34 |
0.8956 |
0.0310 |
322 |
2 |
52.20 |
2012-02-25 |
| 166. |
Remembering you standing quiet in the rain as I ran to your ... |
53.30 |
1.0515 |
-0.1380 |
166 |
3 |
49.80 |
2012-02-25 |
| 167. |
The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... |
53.04 |
1.0340 |
-0.1120 |
406 |
1 |
53.04 |
2012-02-25 |
| 168. |
Picking up the pieces, half alive in a nine 'til five, vacan... |
53.01 |
0.9855 |
-0.0359 |
258 |
1 |
53.01 |
2012-02-25 |
| 169. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
52.91 |
0.9342 |
-0.0162 |
434 |
1 |
52.91 |
2012-02-25 |
| 170. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
52.84 |
0.9966 |
-0.0839 |
259 |
1 |
52.84 |
2012-02-25 |
| 171. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
52.84 |
1.0063 |
-0.0926 |
371 |
1 |
52.84 |
2012-02-26 |
| 172. |
Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this i... |
52.83 |
0.9676 |
-0.0462 |
442 |
1 |
52.83 |
2012-02-25 |
| 173. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
52.65 |
0.9293 |
-0.0186 |
355 |
1 |
52.65 |
2012-02-26 |
| 174. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
52.56 |
1.0095 |
-0.1022 |
316 |
1 |
52.56 |
2012-02-26 |
| 175. |
Everything we hold dear likewise resolves into its original ... |
52.50 |
1.0177 |
-0.0722 |
392 |
1 |
52.50 |
2012-02-26 |
| 176. |
Having endured the racial turmoil of the Civil Rights Moveme... |
52.32 |
0.8629 |
0.0461 |
299 |
1 |
52.32 |
2012-02-25 |
| 177. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
52.31 |
1.0385 |
-0.1363 |
230 |
1 |
52.31 |
2012-02-26 |
| 178. |
She was a genius of sadness, immersing herself in it, separa... |
52.18 |
0.9176 |
0.0229 |
365 |
1 |
52.18 |
2012-02-26 |
| 179. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
52.15 |
1.0214 |
-0.1256 |
166 |
1 |
52.15 |
2012-02-25 |
| 180. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
52.13 |
1.0257 |
-0.1185 |
401 |
1 |
52.13 |
2012-02-26 |
| 181. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
52.09 |
1.0016 |
-0.1061 |
218 |
1 |
52.09 |
2012-02-25 |
| 182. |
I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t... |
52.03 |
0.9567 |
-0.0578 |
273 |
1 |
52.03 |
2012-02-26 |
| 183. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
52.02 |
0.9429 |
-0.0427 |
287 |
1 |
52.02 |
2012-02-25 |
| 184. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
51.97 |
0.9866 |
-0.0923 |
218 |
1 |
51.97 |
2012-02-25 |
| 185. |
It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaw... |
51.96 |
0.9045 |
-0.0063 |
235 |
2 |
51.43 |
2012-02-26 |
| 186. |
You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righte... |
51.87 |
0.9207 |
-0.0218 |
174 |
1 |
51.87 |
2012-02-25 |
| 187. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
51.84 |
0.8709 |
0.0328 |
202 |
1 |
51.84 |
2012-02-26 |
| 188. |
If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... |
51.83 |
0.9857 |
-0.0911 |
293 |
1 |
51.83 |
2012-02-25 |
| 189. |
I remember when we used to sit in the government yard in Tre... |
51.47 |
0.9965 |
-0.1066 |
277 |
1 |
51.47 |
2012-02-25 |
| 190. |
Air-conditioned, odorless, illuminated by buzzing fluorescen... |
51.27 |
0.9216 |
0.0031 |
255 |
2 |
48.14 |
2012-02-26 |
| 191. |
Don't make assumptions - find the courage to ask questions a... |
51.13 |
1.0608 |
-0.1442 |
258 |
1 |
51.13 |
2012-02-25 |
| 192. |
In 1969 four computers located around the country were in co... |
51.01 |
0.9128 |
0.0099 |
369 |
3 |
48.62 |
2012-02-26 |
| 193. |
He started running, up and up, until he hurled himself into ... |
50.96 |
1.0172 |
-0.1018 |
341 |
2 |
50.75 |
2012-02-25 |
| 194. |
We were playing checkers. I used to kid her once in a while ... |
50.89 |
0.9943 |
-0.1120 |
373 |
1 |
50.89 |
2012-02-25 |
| 195. |
Two years ago this property cost one million pounds. Today, ... |
50.87 |
0.9157 |
-0.0321 |
350 |
1 |
50.87 |
2012-02-26 |
| 196. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
50.81 |
0.9763 |
-0.0991 |
289 |
1 |
50.81 |
2012-02-26 |
| 197. |
The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up lab... |
50.81 |
0.9508 |
-0.0399 |
384 |
1 |
50.81 |
2012-02-26 |
| 198. |
The term "barbarian" was created by the Greeks; it was origi... |
50.73 |
0.9509 |
-0.0362 |
225 |
2 |
48.38 |
2012-02-26 |
| 199. |
Danger is a topic you're often asked about as a sprinter. Th... |
50.70 |
0.9801 |
-0.0620 |
428 |
1 |
50.70 |
2012-02-25 |
| 200. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
50.68 |
0.9884 |
-0.1138 |
233 |
1 |
50.68 |
2012-02-26 |
| 201. |
All Ninja are men of peace, and must always remain so or los... |
50.56 |
0.9583 |
-0.0413 |
341 |
1 |
50.56 |
2012-02-26 |
| 202. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
50.35 |
0.9376 |
-0.0626 |
367 |
1 |
50.35 |
2012-02-25 |
| 203. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
50.17 |
0.9468 |
-0.0808 |
276 |
2 |
47.04 |
2012-02-26 |
| 204. |
Instead of hiring workers during the peak hog kill in the wi... |
50.07 |
0.9814 |
-0.0773 |
364 |
1 |
50.07 |
2012-02-26 |
| 205. |
With no map to navigate one's life, some of us have stood st... |
49.81 |
1.0169 |
-0.1181 |
346 |
1 |
49.81 |
2012-02-26 |
| 206. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
49.52 |
0.8602 |
-0.0073 |
206 |
1 |
49.52 |
2012-02-26 |
| 207. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
49.50 |
1.0666 |
-0.2118 |
297 |
1 |
49.50 |
2012-02-26 |
| 208. |
I've been thinking lots about my life and how quick I'd wash... |
49.41 |
1.0533 |
-0.1735 |
257 |
1 |
49.41 |
2012-02-25 |
| 209. |
The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up lab... |
48.83 |
0.8520 |
-0.0081 |
202 |
1 |
48.83 |
2012-02-26 |
| 210. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
48.83 |
1.0183 |
-0.1809 |
191 |
2 |
46.60 |
2012-02-26 |
| 211. |
I did my best, it wasn't much. I couldn't feel, so I tried t... |
48.74 |
0.9871 |
-0.1235 |
227 |
1 |
48.74 |
2012-02-26 |
| 212. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
48.55 |
0.9905 |
-0.1446 |
377 |
1 |
48.55 |
2012-02-25 |
| 213. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
48.43 |
0.9710 |
-0.1415 |
173 |
1 |
48.43 |
2012-02-26 |
| 214. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
48.10 |
0.9339 |
-0.1052 |
310 |
1 |
48.10 |
2012-02-25 |
| 215. |
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fu... |
48.04 |
0.9964 |
-0.1672 |
203 |
1 |
48.04 |
2012-02-26 |
| 216. |
I've heard there was a secret chord that David played, and i... |
48.02 |
0.9912 |
-0.1355 |
237 |
2 |
47.64 |
2012-02-26 |
| 217. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
47.92 |
0.8553 |
-0.0334 |
174 |
4 |
44.18 |
2012-02-26 |
| 218. |
Burning my bridges and smashing my mirrors, turning to see i... |
47.62 |
1.0388 |
-0.1854 |
243 |
1 |
47.62 |
2012-02-25 |
| 219. |
As the netted bag says, this potato was grown in Idaho, that... |
47.41 |
0.9371 |
-0.0801 |
318 |
1 |
47.41 |
2012-02-26 |
| 220. |
Yet the web of thought has no such creases and is more like ... |
47.38 |
0.9786 |
-0.1615 |
235 |
1 |
47.38 |
2012-02-26 |
| 221. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
47.11 |
0.9795 |
-0.1667 |
308 |
1 |
47.11 |
2012-02-25 |
| 222. |
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy a... |
47.02 |
0.8996 |
-0.0938 |
192 |
1 |
47.02 |
2012-02-25 |
| 223. |
The truth of the matter is that there are a lot of available... |
46.78 |
1.0343 |
-0.1898 |
242 |
1 |
46.78 |
2012-02-26 |
| 224. |
Under the headline "Wonderful Typing," the New York Times re... |
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0.7876 |
0.0168 |
316 |
1 |
46.48 |
2012-02-26 |
| 225. |
By studying the cooling of pizza in the gravity free environ... |
46.40 |
0.9726 |
-0.1786 |
154 |
1 |
46.40 |
2012-02-26 |
| 226. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
45.36 |
1.0714 |
-0.2981 |
129 |
1 |
45.36 |
2012-02-26 |
| 227. |
She looked terrific. I said to myself, "Maybe she's going to... |
44.56 |
0.9120 |
-0.1107 |
436 |
1 |
44.56 |
2012-02-25 |
| 228. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
40.44 |
0.8919 |
-0.1977 |
205 |
2 |
39.78 |
2012-02-25 |
| 229. |
Excellent. He's enterprising, aggressive, outgoing, young, b... |
35.24 |
0.8890 |
-0.2878 |
199 |
1 |
35.24 |
2012-02-25 |