| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
And he told us of his life in the land of submarines. |
135.98 |
1.1621 |
0.3046 |
53 |
1 |
135.98 |
2020-11-04 |
| 2. |
I became yearbook photographer because I liked the idea that... |
128.19 |
1.0461 |
0.3362 |
193 |
1 |
128.19 |
2020-10-11 |
| 3. |
If you come to a river and find a boat at the edge, you will... |
127.94 |
1.1164 |
0.2628 |
218 |
1 |
127.94 |
2020-11-04 |
| 4. |
I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when hope was high and li... |
126.84 |
1.0407 |
0.3280 |
291 |
1 |
126.84 |
2024-10-30 |
| 5. |
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes... |
120.33 |
1.1004 |
0.1967 |
188 |
1 |
120.33 |
2020-11-12 |
| 6. |
This is where I feel safe inside and can let go at the same ... |
119.11 |
1.0867 |
0.1966 |
242 |
1 |
119.11 |
2022-06-21 |
| 7. |
Working hard is important, but there's something that matter... |
119.00 |
1.0634 |
0.2184 |
242 |
1 |
119.00 |
2022-06-21 |
| 8. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
118.91 |
1.0385 |
0.2423 |
230 |
1 |
118.91 |
2020-10-21 |
| 9. |
There is freedom in coming and going for no other reason tha... |
117.97 |
1.1443 |
0.1273 |
185 |
1 |
117.97 |
2020-11-18 |
| 10. |
Making your way in the world today takes everything you've g... |
116.66 |
1.0627 |
0.1953 |
353 |
1 |
116.66 |
2022-12-18 |
| 11. |
I was once like you are now, and I know that it's not easy t... |
116.23 |
1.1106 |
0.1415 |
235 |
1 |
116.23 |
2022-06-21 |
| 12. |
Mother used to say that however miserable one is, there's al... |
115.20 |
1.0709 |
0.1710 |
189 |
1 |
115.20 |
2019-10-03 |
| 13. |
I hope it is true that a man can die and yet not only live i... |
115.13 |
1.1180 |
0.1234 |
144 |
1 |
115.13 |
2019-10-03 |
| 14. |
And the mind that has conceived a plan of living must never ... |
114.94 |
1.0634 |
0.1763 |
177 |
1 |
114.94 |
2020-11-06 |
| 15. |
You looked on amazed, and began to suspect yourself of being... |
112.95 |
1.0372 |
0.1805 |
243 |
1 |
112.95 |
2020-11-04 |
| 16. |
The boy had been working for the crystal merchant for almost... |
112.73 |
1.0784 |
0.1373 |
288 |
1 |
112.73 |
2019-10-03 |
| 17. |
Looking back, I saw that for my whole conscious life I had n... |
112.70 |
1.0446 |
0.1711 |
287 |
1 |
112.70 |
2020-10-06 |
| 18. |
Because she doesn't just give you a present, she gives you a... |
112.53 |
1.0352 |
0.1787 |
356 |
1 |
112.53 |
2022-12-18 |
| 19. |
The rate of progress is so rapid that what one learns at sch... |
112.24 |
1.0449 |
0.1654 |
383 |
1 |
112.24 |
2020-11-07 |
| 20. |
We all start out knowing magic. We are born with whirlwinds,... |
112.21 |
1.0654 |
0.1445 |
248 |
1 |
112.21 |
2022-06-21 |
| 21. |
Read the newspaper. What does it say? All bad. It's all bad.... |
111.25 |
1.0458 |
0.1537 |
336 |
1 |
111.25 |
2022-06-21 |
| 22. |
There was nothing there, and they would find nothing. But al... |
110.00 |
1.0746 |
0.1106 |
312 |
1 |
110.00 |
2020-11-12 |
| 23. |
There are those who say that life is like a book, with chapt... |
109.27 |
1.1057 |
0.0717 |
282 |
1 |
109.27 |
2020-11-04 |
| 24. |
Yes, I guess we do. For instance, I think it's wrong for you... |
108.69 |
1.0342 |
0.1382 |
548 |
1 |
108.69 |
2022-06-21 |
| 25. |
The man who reviews his own life, as I do mine, in going on ... |
108.03 |
1.0077 |
0.1573 |
317 |
1 |
108.03 |
2022-12-18 |
| 26. |
Home will always be here unseen out of sight, where I disapp... |
107.73 |
1.0066 |
0.1548 |
155 |
1 |
107.73 |
2020-11-09 |
| 27. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
107.00 |
1.0567 |
0.0957 |
303 |
1 |
107.00 |
2022-06-21 |
| 28. |
In this grave hour, perhaps the most fateful in our history,... |
106.97 |
1.0547 |
0.0998 |
331 |
1 |
106.97 |
2019-10-03 |
| 29. |
All the blue light reflections that color my mind when I sle... |
106.61 |
1.0644 |
0.0989 |
257 |
1 |
106.61 |
2020-10-23 |
| 30. |
The basic concept is simple: a satellite in geosynchronous o... |
105.63 |
0.9665 |
0.1901 |
326 |
1 |
105.63 |
2024-10-30 |
| 31. |
I realized that back then, the reason I wanted to become hum... |
104.85 |
1.0317 |
0.0947 |
164 |
1 |
104.85 |
2020-10-06 |
| 32. |
There is so much darkness in Ember, Lina. It's not just outs... |
104.62 |
1.0039 |
0.1240 |
260 |
1 |
104.62 |
2020-11-09 |
| 33. |
If the time of death is written within 40 seconds after writ... |
103.81 |
1.0630 |
0.0565 |
213 |
1 |
103.81 |
2020-11-04 |
| 34. |
The invention of the wheel represented a major turning point... |
103.47 |
0.9792 |
0.1498 |
265 |
1 |
103.47 |
2020-10-18 |
| 35. |
Perhaps however the most satisfactory definition of a rock i... |
103.42 |
0.9844 |
0.1310 |
357 |
1 |
103.42 |
2020-11-05 |
| 36. |
It was the last that remained of a past whose annihilation h... |
102.86 |
1.0662 |
0.0415 |
211 |
1 |
102.86 |
2020-10-14 |
| 37. |
Fool, prate not to me about covenants. There can be no coven... |
102.83 |
1.0050 |
0.1035 |
308 |
1 |
102.83 |
2022-06-21 |
| 38. |
I hate this town. It's too filled with memories I'd rather f... |
102.66 |
1.0327 |
0.0745 |
247 |
1 |
102.66 |
2020-10-28 |
| 39. |
This is what we call love. When you are loved, you can do an... |
102.52 |
1.0908 |
0.0139 |
193 |
1 |
102.52 |
2019-10-03 |
| 40. |
From the point of conception to the moment of truth. At the ... |
102.49 |
1.0522 |
0.0520 |
213 |
1 |
102.49 |
2020-11-04 |
| 41. |
I never had no trouble with these people. I sat in this wind... |
101.99 |
0.9612 |
0.1379 |
296 |
1 |
101.99 |
2020-10-06 |
| 42. |
I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the sme... |
101.81 |
0.9322 |
0.1648 |
576 |
1 |
101.81 |
2020-10-18 |
| 43. |
Ogres trapped my spirit here long ago for daring to defy the... |
101.52 |
1.0009 |
0.0895 |
199 |
1 |
101.52 |
2020-11-18 |
| 44. |
Shreds of black cloud loom in overcast skies. The Necromance... |
101.47 |
0.9506 |
0.1431 |
196 |
1 |
101.47 |
2019-10-03 |
| 45. |
Silence fell between them, as tangible as the dark tree shad... |
101.14 |
1.0389 |
0.0518 |
199 |
1 |
101.14 |
2020-11-06 |
| 46. |
Are you even listening? Look at me! These kids believe in yo... |
101.12 |
1.0435 |
0.0460 |
343 |
1 |
101.12 |
2020-10-23 |
| 47. |
Failure is nothing to be ashamed of. If you learned somethin... |
101.10 |
1.0819 |
0.0071 |
248 |
1 |
101.10 |
2019-10-01 |
| 48. |
I'm not very good at this, out, being in public. But I felt ... |
101.09 |
1.0774 |
0.0121 |
219 |
1 |
101.09 |
2020-11-12 |
| 49. |
I never wanted to be the man who loves children, but... from... |
100.74 |
1.0574 |
0.0279 |
530 |
2 |
99.54 |
2022-06-21 |
| 50. |
The man that I named The Giver passed along to the boy knowl... |
100.63 |
0.9699 |
0.1146 |
407 |
1 |
100.63 |
2024-10-30 |
| 51. |
For so many years I lived in constant terror of myself. Doub... |
100.56 |
0.9422 |
0.1423 |
402 |
1 |
100.56 |
2020-11-12 |
| 52. |
The way you walked was thorny, through no fault of your own,... |
100.55 |
1.0262 |
0.0572 |
216 |
1 |
100.55 |
2020-11-18 |
| 53. |
I was long into my second decade of living single before I c... |
100.20 |
1.0151 |
0.0638 |
152 |
1 |
100.20 |
2020-11-04 |
| 54. |
I was left there with no water and no food while he stumbled... |
100.17 |
1.0272 |
0.0532 |
293 |
1 |
100.17 |
2020-11-04 |
| 55. |
After water, protein is the most plentiful substance in our ... |
99.82 |
0.9761 |
0.1004 |
227 |
1 |
99.82 |
2020-11-07 |
| 56. |
Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars. Let me s... |
99.82 |
1.0260 |
0.0501 |
328 |
1 |
99.82 |
2019-10-03 |
| 57. |
Others say, "Dress for the job you want." I say dress like t... |
99.77 |
0.9621 |
0.1134 |
232 |
1 |
99.77 |
2020-11-18 |
| 58. |
My brother, your father, he and I. Opposites. But I never do... |
99.74 |
1.0090 |
0.0657 |
191 |
1 |
99.74 |
2020-10-21 |
| 59. |
It is a love based on giving and receiving as well as having... |
99.66 |
1.0981 |
-0.0242 |
247 |
1 |
99.66 |
2022-12-18 |
| 60. |
I don't care what he is. If it wasn't for him, your impartia... |
99.60 |
0.9801 |
0.0931 |
238 |
1 |
99.60 |
2020-09-24 |
| 61. |
The whole point was to find a way to practice nuclear war wi... |
99.44 |
1.0261 |
0.0463 |
227 |
1 |
99.44 |
2020-02-02 |
| 62. |
Gately can't even imagine what it would be like to be a sobe... |
99.21 |
1.0487 |
0.0210 |
229 |
1 |
99.21 |
2020-11-06 |
| 63. |
Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to prete... |
98.59 |
0.9423 |
0.1205 |
303 |
1 |
98.59 |
2020-10-25 |
| 64. |
There was but one question he left unasked, and it vibrated ... |
98.50 |
0.9486 |
0.1132 |
400 |
1 |
98.50 |
2019-10-01 |
| 65. |
A turn here, a turn there, and it goes on for years, becomes... |
97.93 |
1.0199 |
0.0355 |
381 |
1 |
97.93 |
2024-10-30 |
| 66. |
We may formulate the general principle that the tempo is cor... |
97.45 |
0.9863 |
0.0650 |
362 |
1 |
97.45 |
2020-10-26 |
| 67. |
When you meet the right person, you know it. You can't stop ... |
97.41 |
1.1096 |
-0.0598 |
220 |
1 |
97.41 |
2020-11-04 |
| 68. |
I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes. Love is all a... |
97.20 |
1.0608 |
-0.0137 |
193 |
1 |
97.20 |
2020-11-07 |
| 69. |
I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a... |
97.19 |
1.0638 |
-0.0159 |
332 |
1 |
97.19 |
2020-11-04 |
| 70. |
It won't always go your way, so you can't get trapped in thi... |
97.03 |
1.0194 |
0.0265 |
290 |
1 |
97.03 |
2020-11-12 |
| 71. |
She would follow, her dream of love, the dictates of her hea... |
96.70 |
1.0913 |
-0.0495 |
223 |
1 |
96.70 |
2020-11-04 |
| 72. |
Even if it's a dumb story, telling it changes people just th... |
96.29 |
0.9737 |
0.0641 |
345 |
2 |
93.03 |
2020-10-29 |
| 73. |
We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in t... |
95.86 |
1.0202 |
0.0140 |
192 |
1 |
95.86 |
2019-10-01 |
| 74. |
We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most ... |
95.84 |
1.0439 |
-0.0101 |
369 |
1 |
95.84 |
2020-11-18 |
| 75. |
It seems to me I am trying to tell you a dream - making a va... |
95.72 |
0.9780 |
0.0539 |
314 |
1 |
95.72 |
2019-10-01 |
| 76. |
Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'fur... |
95.66 |
0.9809 |
0.0502 |
165 |
1 |
95.66 |
2020-11-18 |
| 77. |
For all the things you've done, for the things you might hav... |
95.51 |
1.2205 |
-0.1914 |
105 |
1 |
95.51 |
2020-11-18 |
| 78. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
95.44 |
1.0483 |
-0.0210 |
227 |
1 |
95.44 |
2019-10-01 |
| 79. |
Technically, chemistry is the study of matter. But I prefer ... |
95.41 |
0.9414 |
0.0866 |
430 |
1 |
95.41 |
2020-11-04 |
| 80. |
Now the years are rolling by me. They are rocking evenly. An... |
95.40 |
1.0077 |
0.0202 |
261 |
1 |
95.40 |
2020-10-07 |
| 81. |
And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if ... |
95.25 |
1.0250 |
0.0025 |
167 |
1 |
95.25 |
2019-10-03 |
| 82. |
I tried several times to call her, but after the first call,... |
94.77 |
1.0355 |
-0.0134 |
307 |
1 |
94.77 |
2019-10-01 |
| 83. |
Abnormally rapid speculative enhancement of prices for exist... |
94.69 |
0.9507 |
0.0703 |
196 |
1 |
94.69 |
2019-10-01 |
| 84. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
94.63 |
0.9691 |
0.0502 |
223 |
1 |
94.63 |
2019-10-03 |
| 85. |
A lot of people say they want to be great, but they're not w... |
94.57 |
1.0267 |
-0.0075 |
269 |
1 |
94.57 |
2020-06-09 |
| 86. |
Sometimes the briefest moments capture us, force us to take ... |
94.43 |
1.0959 |
-0.0797 |
136 |
1 |
94.43 |
2022-12-18 |
| 87. |
We spent as much money as we could, and got as little for it... |
94.32 |
1.0486 |
-0.0316 |
400 |
1 |
94.32 |
2020-10-19 |
| 88. |
Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug. S... |
94.11 |
1.0191 |
-0.0049 |
274 |
1 |
94.11 |
2022-12-18 |
| 89. |
When they came to a space to be bridged by a leap, he would ... |
94.07 |
0.9602 |
0.0536 |
266 |
1 |
94.07 |
2020-11-13 |
| 90. |
What if he shows up with another woman? What if one of my sl... |
93.94 |
0.9522 |
0.0606 |
221 |
1 |
93.94 |
2020-10-08 |
| 91. |
I think that those two people want to be together. I think t... |
93.68 |
1.0952 |
-0.0860 |
216 |
1 |
93.68 |
2020-11-18 |
| 92. |
One day in Boston, I was in Harvard Square. I saw a cover of... |
93.67 |
0.9771 |
0.0332 |
378 |
1 |
93.67 |
2020-11-18 |
| 93. |
Anything which has ended is finished. That which is perfect ... |
93.66 |
1.0456 |
-0.0364 |
323 |
1 |
93.66 |
2020-11-04 |
| 94. |
The real difficulty in Bach's music lies not in choosing the... |
93.62 |
0.9166 |
0.0928 |
359 |
1 |
93.62 |
2020-11-12 |
| 95. |
My son, from whence this madness, this neglect of my command... |
93.55 |
0.9702 |
0.0380 |
171 |
1 |
93.55 |
2019-10-03 |
| 96. |
How much longer is this going to go on, do you think? Do you... |
93.37 |
1.0510 |
-0.0446 |
331 |
1 |
93.37 |
2020-10-27 |
| 97. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
93.29 |
0.9330 |
0.0717 |
360 |
1 |
93.29 |
2020-11-18 |
| 98. |
We don't understand what really causes events to happen. His... |
93.20 |
1.0350 |
-0.0305 |
307 |
1 |
93.20 |
2019-10-03 |
| 99. |
These brave men, Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin, know that ... |
92.52 |
1.0122 |
-0.0154 |
506 |
1 |
92.52 |
2024-10-30 |
| 100. |
I wish we'll end up this crazy way before we burn our steam.... |
92.45 |
1.0418 |
-0.0451 |
185 |
1 |
92.45 |
2020-11-04 |
| 101. |
Everyday I get up and pray to Jah and he increases the numbe... |
92.38 |
0.9446 |
0.0511 |
224 |
1 |
92.38 |
2019-10-01 |
| 102. |
No one can hurry me down to Hades before my time, but if a m... |
92.28 |
1.0505 |
-0.0561 |
162 |
1 |
92.28 |
2020-11-04 |
| 103. |
Five years ago, we lost. All of us. We lost friends. We lost... |
92.07 |
1.0152 |
-0.0227 |
477 |
1 |
92.07 |
2020-02-02 |
| 104. |
Well, the time has come to say, is dehumanization such a bad... |
92.07 |
0.9419 |
0.0505 |
373 |
1 |
92.07 |
2019-10-01 |
| 105. |
The fall of Empire, gentlemen, is a massive thing, however, ... |
91.93 |
0.8489 |
0.1415 |
216 |
1 |
91.93 |
2020-11-04 |
| 106. |
"Oh, I almost forgot," he said. "There's a really interestin... |
91.67 |
0.9679 |
0.0203 |
440 |
1 |
91.67 |
2019-10-03 |
| 107. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
91.42 |
0.9213 |
0.0635 |
295 |
1 |
91.42 |
2022-06-21 |
| 108. |
I only see my goals, I don't believe in failure 'cause I kno... |
91.39 |
1.0161 |
-0.0307 |
218 |
1 |
91.39 |
2020-10-26 |
| 109. |
I've known good criminals and bad cops. Bad priests. Honorab... |
91.32 |
1.0362 |
-0.0522 |
372 |
1 |
91.32 |
2019-10-03 |
| 110. |
There are very few things I wish I could change about those ... |
91.26 |
1.0883 |
-0.0935 |
303 |
1 |
91.26 |
2020-11-04 |
| 111. |
And who are you, the proud lord said, that I must bow so low... |
91.21 |
1.0250 |
-0.0426 |
122 |
1 |
91.21 |
2019-10-03 |
| 112. |
He smiled understandingly - much more than understandingly. ... |
91.19 |
0.9504 |
0.0329 |
335 |
1 |
91.19 |
2019-10-01 |
| 113. |
It doesn't matter what I say, so long as I sing with inflect... |
90.84 |
1.0632 |
-0.0846 |
208 |
1 |
90.84 |
2020-10-28 |
| 114. |
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you unde... |
90.63 |
1.0302 |
-0.0531 |
245 |
1 |
90.63 |
2019-10-01 |
| 115. |
There can be no covenants between men and lions, wolves and ... |
90.41 |
1.0375 |
-0.0629 |
136 |
1 |
90.41 |
2020-10-15 |
| 116. |
I had neither kith nor kin in England, and was therefore as ... |
90.33 |
0.9694 |
0.0041 |
319 |
1 |
90.33 |
2020-10-28 |
| 117. |
Hey, it's me. You know, the world's greatest hunting instruc... |
90.32 |
0.9480 |
0.0250 |
274 |
1 |
90.32 |
2020-11-18 |
| 118. |
Very well - I'll bide my time. And as for you, my fine lady,... |
90.32 |
0.9334 |
0.0395 |
215 |
1 |
90.32 |
2020-11-18 |
| 119. |
I lie here on this great immovable bed - it is nailed down, ... |
90.20 |
0.9656 |
0.0069 |
365 |
1 |
90.20 |
2019-10-01 |
| 120. |
As the netted bag says, this potato was grown in Idaho, that... |
90.00 |
0.9371 |
0.0467 |
318 |
1 |
90.00 |
2020-10-25 |
| 121. |
It's you that perceives reality as bad and unpleasant. It's ... |
89.98 |
1.0442 |
-0.0752 |
259 |
1 |
89.98 |
2020-11-06 |
| 122. |
You've undoubtedly noticed how some authors go to so much tr... |
89.96 |
1.0255 |
-0.0558 |
320 |
1 |
89.96 |
2020-10-07 |
| 123. |
I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the sens... |
89.89 |
1.0084 |
-0.0396 |
214 |
1 |
89.89 |
2020-10-27 |
| 124. |
Ladies and gentlemen, Corrado Soprano is not some harmless o... |
89.85 |
0.9099 |
0.0587 |
377 |
1 |
89.85 |
2019-10-01 |
| 125. |
He moved to the trees. Where the bark was peeling from the t... |
89.84 |
0.9804 |
-0.0114 |
395 |
1 |
89.84 |
2019-10-01 |
| 126. |
I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haver... |
89.59 |
0.8313 |
0.1347 |
208 |
1 |
89.59 |
2019-10-03 |
| 127. |
The castle-in-the-air theory of investing concentrates on ps... |
89.47 |
0.9275 |
0.0406 |
641 |
1 |
89.47 |
2024-10-30 |
| 128. |
A swimming pool not unlike any other pool, a structure built... |
89.40 |
0.9023 |
0.0612 |
494 |
1 |
89.40 |
2019-10-03 |
| 129. |
Sorrow is a lonely feeling. Unsettled is a painful place. I'... |
89.19 |
0.9800 |
-0.0187 |
455 |
1 |
89.19 |
2019-10-03 |
| 130. |
Only those who know the supremacy of the intellectual life -... |
89.10 |
0.9781 |
-0.0180 |
262 |
1 |
89.10 |
2019-10-01 |
| 131. |
You look in excellent health to me, Potter, so you will excu... |
88.88 |
1.0387 |
-0.0807 |
162 |
1 |
88.88 |
2019-10-01 |
| 132. |
The fact is that gossip, rumors, mythmaking, and news storie... |
88.62 |
0.9152 |
0.0403 |
218 |
1 |
88.62 |
2020-11-04 |
| 133. |
It is not knowledge, but the act of learning, not possession... |
88.57 |
1.0184 |
-0.0636 |
236 |
1 |
88.57 |
2020-11-04 |
| 134. |
I know you don't get a chance to take a break this often. I ... |
88.54 |
1.0262 |
-0.0714 |
212 |
1 |
88.54 |
2020-11-06 |
| 135. |
O clear intelligence, force beyond all measure! Gentlemen, I... |
88.44 |
0.9976 |
-0.0351 |
174 |
1 |
88.44 |
2020-11-13 |
| 136. |
Now I will tell you the answer to my question. It is this. T... |
88.27 |
1.0153 |
-0.0633 |
418 |
1 |
88.27 |
2019-10-01 |
| 137. |
Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape w... |
87.81 |
0.9115 |
0.0346 |
118 |
1 |
87.81 |
2020-11-18 |
| 138. |
Scientists hypothesize that Austronesians from the Philippin... |
87.78 |
0.8235 |
0.1228 |
291 |
2 |
84.47 |
2020-10-11 |
| 139. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
87.69 |
0.9991 |
-0.0552 |
225 |
1 |
87.69 |
2020-11-04 |
| 140. |
The year 1939 when Charlie Chaplin and his evil nazi regime ... |
87.67 |
0.8385 |
0.1071 |
198 |
1 |
87.67 |
2020-10-13 |
| 141. |
Wilkinson County was a recipient of one of the new "separate... |
87.32 |
0.8382 |
0.1023 |
268 |
1 |
87.32 |
2022-12-18 |
| 142. |
That's it. We have always done things your way. I have bent ... |
87.29 |
1.0456 |
-0.1053 |
330 |
1 |
87.29 |
2019-10-01 |
| 143. |
I've paid my dues time after time. I've done my sentence but... |
87.08 |
1.0133 |
-0.0755 |
183 |
1 |
87.08 |
2019-10-01 |
| 144. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
87.00 |
0.9697 |
-0.0330 |
249 |
1 |
87.00 |
2020-11-04 |
| 145. |
You can run far, you can take your small precautions. But ha... |
86.94 |
0.9721 |
-0.0358 |
265 |
1 |
86.94 |
2019-10-04 |
| 146. |
I've never been invincible in a fight. I've lost loads of ti... |
86.83 |
0.9450 |
-0.0101 |
247 |
1 |
86.83 |
2019-10-01 |
| 147. |
Anyway, I call this thing a "Gate." It's a kind of portal, t... |
86.57 |
0.9059 |
0.0270 |
191 |
1 |
86.57 |
2020-11-12 |
| 148. |
We have a straight shot into the fusion reactor. We need a c... |
86.46 |
0.9291 |
0.0027 |
303 |
1 |
86.46 |
2020-11-04 |
| 149. |
I'm going to improvise. Listen, there's something you should... |
86.40 |
0.9650 |
-0.0335 |
226 |
1 |
86.40 |
2020-10-31 |
| 150. |
Secretly, I want the box more than the jewelry. I want it to... |
86.03 |
1.0166 |
-0.0902 |
260 |
1 |
86.03 |
2020-10-06 |
| 151. |
I have been one acquainted with the night. I have walked out... |
85.96 |
0.9652 |
-0.0388 |
587 |
1 |
85.96 |
2019-10-01 |
| 152. |
If I am to serve both as a waitress and the butt of jokes, I... |
85.95 |
1.0568 |
-0.1316 |
92 |
1 |
85.95 |
2020-10-06 |
| 153. |
Sorry, Dust - I don't think you're double jumping over that.... |
85.48 |
0.8945 |
0.0261 |
156 |
1 |
85.48 |
2020-11-13 |
| 154. |
Planet Earth. This is where I was born. And this is where I ... |
85.36 |
1.0425 |
-0.1230 |
345 |
1 |
85.36 |
2019-12-16 |
| 155. |
When we got to the Mint I parked on the street in front of t... |
85.35 |
1.0462 |
-0.1264 |
158 |
1 |
85.35 |
2019-10-03 |
| 156. |
Mr. Van Doren, I'm also from New York, a different part of N... |
84.83 |
0.9329 |
-0.0188 |
273 |
1 |
84.83 |
2019-10-03 |
| 157. |
For all my brave talk, I knew it was just that. No matter ho... |
84.76 |
1.0794 |
-0.1669 |
195 |
1 |
84.76 |
2020-09-24 |
| 158. |
These premises do not come up to the standard required by th... |
84.52 |
0.9139 |
-0.0029 |
543 |
1 |
84.52 |
2020-10-08 |
| 159. |
The bird, the pin, the song, the berries, the watch, the cra... |
84.44 |
0.9365 |
-0.0266 |
200 |
1 |
84.44 |
2020-11-13 |
| 160. |
Why does man create? Is it man's purpose on earth to express... |
84.40 |
0.9484 |
-0.0394 |
181 |
1 |
84.40 |
2019-10-01 |
| 161. |
The prize returns to me. Did you imagine that I would let yo... |
84.38 |
0.9165 |
-0.0077 |
204 |
1 |
84.38 |
2020-10-11 |
| 162. |
This is as brave as I know how to be. I know it's gonna hurt... |
83.96 |
0.9405 |
-0.0363 |
121 |
1 |
83.96 |
2019-10-01 |
| 163. |
Luke Skywalker has returned to his home planet of Tatooine i... |
83.81 |
0.9231 |
-0.0194 |
449 |
1 |
83.81 |
2019-10-01 |
| 164. |
How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural H... |
83.68 |
1.0214 |
-0.1195 |
330 |
1 |
83.68 |
2019-10-03 |
| 165. |
Flinging the history of inflicted pain into the perfect teet... |
83.64 |
0.9450 |
-0.0435 |
548 |
1 |
83.64 |
2020-10-26 |
| 166. |
Close your eyes in the night and I'll be right in front of y... |
83.53 |
1.0128 |
-0.1123 |
347 |
1 |
83.53 |
2020-10-06 |
| 167. |
I am doing good to the poor, but I differ in opinion about t... |
83.32 |
1.0835 |
-0.1863 |
196 |
1 |
83.32 |
2020-10-06 |
| 168. |
I sincerely believe that if women study male lessons on conc... |
83.09 |
0.9485 |
-0.0547 |
291 |
1 |
83.09 |
2022-12-18 |
| 169. |
Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the shri... |
82.76 |
0.9450 |
-0.0536 |
280 |
1 |
82.76 |
2019-10-03 |
| 170. |
And high above, depicted in a tower, sat Conquest, robed in ... |
82.70 |
0.9399 |
-0.0488 |
163 |
1 |
82.70 |
2022-12-18 |
| 171. |
A long, long time ago, I can still remember how that music u... |
82.62 |
1.0898 |
-0.2003 |
188 |
1 |
82.62 |
2020-11-07 |
| 172. |
That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want t... |
82.58 |
1.0022 |
-0.1131 |
177 |
1 |
82.58 |
2019-10-01 |
| 173. |
Somebody said you got a new friend. But does she love you be... |
82.46 |
1.0080 |
-0.1198 |
227 |
1 |
82.46 |
2020-10-06 |
| 174. |
Smell is the most powerful trigger to the memory there is. A... |
82.16 |
0.9555 |
-0.0700 |
362 |
1 |
82.16 |
2019-10-03 |
| 175. |
I never imagined a boy like you could give me so much troubl... |
82.13 |
0.8916 |
-0.0070 |
283 |
1 |
82.13 |
2020-11-04 |
| 176. |
A fiddler on the roof. Sounds crazy, no? But in our little v... |
81.98 |
0.9062 |
-0.0226 |
377 |
1 |
81.98 |
2019-10-03 |
| 177. |
When Betty and Billy fell asleep, he walked down to the kitc... |
81.96 |
0.9693 |
-0.0826 |
360 |
1 |
81.96 |
2020-11-04 |
| 178. |
"No one ever arrives home," she says amiably. "But when the ... |
81.79 |
0.8626 |
0.0184 |
128 |
1 |
81.79 |
2019-10-01 |
| 179. |
What began as a conflict over the transfer of consciousness ... |
81.74 |
0.9368 |
-0.0555 |
528 |
1 |
81.74 |
2019-10-01 |
| 180. |
Creme tangerine and montelimar. A ginger sling with a pineap... |
81.10 |
0.9308 |
-0.0568 |
383 |
1 |
81.10 |
2019-10-01 |
| 181. |
On Ethernet networks, collisions occur when two nodes attemp... |
80.58 |
0.9032 |
-0.0346 |
376 |
1 |
80.58 |
2020-10-07 |
| 182. |
I'm not like them but I can pretend. The sun is gone but I h... |
80.45 |
0.9977 |
-0.1314 |
168 |
1 |
80.45 |
2020-11-07 |
| 183. |
Of course, as you all know, the photo portrait has been popu... |
80.37 |
0.9240 |
-0.0576 |
312 |
1 |
80.37 |
2020-10-06 |
| 184. |
That sometimes human beings have to just sit in one place an... |
80.31 |
0.9856 |
-0.1204 |
365 |
1 |
80.31 |
2019-10-01 |
| 185. |
To be fair, English is full of booby traps for the unwary fo... |
80.15 |
0.9175 |
-0.0534 |
240 |
1 |
80.15 |
2020-11-13 |
| 186. |
The withered leaves collect at my feet and the wind begins t... |
80.08 |
1.0263 |
-0.1632 |
231 |
1 |
80.08 |
2019-10-01 |
| 187. |
Trivia, as I've said before, shouldn't really be called "tri... |
79.73 |
0.8807 |
-0.0222 |
298 |
1 |
79.73 |
2020-11-04 |
| 188. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
79.52 |
0.9612 |
-0.1052 |
256 |
1 |
79.52 |
2019-10-03 |
| 189. |
He didn't teach you how to win, he taught you how not to los... |
79.50 |
0.9409 |
-0.0849 |
283 |
1 |
79.50 |
2019-10-01 |
| 190. |
Dreams are not to be converted into reality, that we know; w... |
79.05 |
1.0904 |
-0.2389 |
215 |
1 |
79.05 |
2022-06-21 |
| 191. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
79.00 |
0.9351 |
-0.0848 |
190 |
1 |
79.00 |
2020-11-18 |
| 192. |
This guy's walkin' down a street when he falls in a hole. Th... |
78.91 |
0.8858 |
-0.0355 |
665 |
1 |
78.91 |
2020-10-06 |
| 193. |
In the late 1960s, a growing number of people became concern... |
78.60 |
0.9668 |
-0.1052 |
383 |
1 |
78.60 |
2020-10-26 |
| 194. |
Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is s... |
77.29 |
0.9437 |
-0.1110 |
186 |
1 |
77.29 |
2019-10-01 |
| 195. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
77.26 |
1.0666 |
-0.2356 |
297 |
1 |
77.26 |
2022-12-18 |
| 196. |
Under the lights when everything goes. Nowhere to hide when ... |
77.02 |
1.0686 |
-0.2400 |
119 |
1 |
77.02 |
2020-11-04 |
| 197. |
It was the same kind of ominous voice; but these men could b... |
76.87 |
0.9660 |
-0.1383 |
235 |
1 |
76.87 |
2020-11-09 |
| 198. |
No doubt when they speak of him as a Lion, they only mean he... |
75.64 |
0.9337 |
-0.1185 |
437 |
1 |
75.64 |
2020-10-26 |
| 199. |
This hole was caused by some kind of explosive. Pretty power... |
75.54 |
0.9384 |
-0.1244 |
191 |
1 |
75.54 |
2020-10-29 |
| 200. |
Sometimes I just feel like my father, I hate to be bothered ... |
75.47 |
0.9135 |
-0.1006 |
387 |
1 |
75.47 |
2019-10-03 |
| 201. |
If you had one shot to sit on your lazy butt, and watch all ... |
74.69 |
1.0483 |
-0.2438 |
158 |
1 |
74.69 |
2020-11-04 |
| 202. |
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, what we gonna do? Got a bully on our t... |
74.24 |
0.8221 |
-0.0221 |
237 |
1 |
74.24 |
2020-10-27 |
| 203. |
Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling... makes no differen... |
73.60 |
0.8734 |
-0.0804 |
193 |
1 |
73.60 |
2020-10-06 |
| 204. |
There's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne. You and your friends bett... |
72.93 |
1.0732 |
-0.2880 |
218 |
1 |
72.93 |
2019-10-01 |
| 205. |
Alphabet bars commandeering deeper exposition forging gramma... |
72.61 |
0.7880 |
-0.0056 |
368 |
1 |
72.61 |
2020-10-26 |
| 206. |
Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I w... |
72.09 |
1.0401 |
-0.2641 |
256 |
1 |
72.09 |
2020-11-13 |
| 207. |
Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you come... |
70.61 |
0.9002 |
-0.1399 |
252 |
1 |
70.61 |
2019-10-03 |
| 208. |
They're black, they're brown, they're up, they're down. They... |
70.57 |
0.8867 |
-0.1271 |
230 |
1 |
70.57 |
2020-10-07 |
| 209. |
Here I am a record on a jukebox. A little piece of plastic w... |
69.80 |
0.8921 |
-0.1404 |
254 |
1 |
69.80 |
2019-10-01 |
| 210. |
The car has stopped. Vinny: "What have you stopped here for?... |
69.09 |
0.7991 |
-0.0558 |
494 |
1 |
69.09 |
2022-12-18 |
| 211. |
We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're ab... |
68.82 |
0.8811 |
-0.1395 |
187 |
1 |
68.82 |
2019-10-01 |
| 212. |
You know I hate, detest, and can't bear a lie, not because I... |
67.62 |
0.9932 |
-0.2644 |
267 |
1 |
67.62 |
2020-10-06 |
| 213. |
Out of all the reindeers you know you're the mastermind. Run... |
67.60 |
0.8210 |
-0.0931 |
275 |
1 |
67.60 |
2020-11-04 |
| 214. |
I can hear its whispers coming from below! Down, deep down i... |
67.29 |
0.9124 |
-0.1875 |
194 |
1 |
67.29 |
2020-02-02 |
| 215. |
For the soul there is a satisfaction of a higher type; the m... |
67.23 |
0.9561 |
-0.2322 |
273 |
1 |
67.23 |
2019-10-01 |