| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
67.61 |
1.1018 |
0.4416 |
220 |
2 |
57.37 |
2009-03-26 |
| 2. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
62.80 |
1.0444 |
0.3876 |
197 |
3 |
48.98 |
2009-05-19 |
| 3. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
61.97 |
1.1016 |
0.3179 |
233 |
4 |
52.66 |
2009-06-25 |
| 4. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
61.29 |
1.0993 |
0.3023 |
265 |
2 |
52.07 |
2009-05-19 |
| 5. |
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, t... |
61.17 |
1.0767 |
0.3220 |
212 |
4 |
44.37 |
2009-03-26 |
| 6. |
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something differe... |
60.16 |
0.9863 |
0.3957 |
339 |
1 |
60.16 |
2009-10-07 |
| 7. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
59.84 |
1.0429 |
0.3259 |
259 |
1 |
59.84 |
2009-06-25 |
| 8. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
59.48 |
0.9852 |
0.3770 |
264 |
2 |
51.74 |
2009-05-18 |
| 9. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
58.12 |
0.9532 |
0.3759 |
258 |
1 |
58.12 |
2009-05-25 |
| 10. |
We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all... |
57.60 |
0.9851 |
0.3355 |
317 |
2 |
49.85 |
2009-05-19 |
| 11. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
57.30 |
1.0120 |
0.2987 |
290 |
4 |
48.03 |
2009-05-18 |
| 12. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
56.75 |
1.0131 |
0.2818 |
225 |
1 |
56.75 |
2009-05-19 |
| 13. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
56.69 |
0.8975 |
0.4004 |
268 |
6 |
40.03 |
2009-05-19 |
| 14. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
55.82 |
1.0025 |
0.2747 |
256 |
2 |
51.89 |
2009-05-18 |
| 15. |
My friend, I shall be pedagogic, and say you ought to start ... |
55.41 |
1.0125 |
0.2530 |
224 |
3 |
46.47 |
2009-04-10 |
| 16. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
54.37 |
1.0368 |
0.2078 |
276 |
1 |
54.37 |
2009-03-25 |
| 17. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
53.86 |
1.0124 |
0.2172 |
204 |
4 |
44.37 |
2009-03-04 |
| 18. |
I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... |
53.69 |
0.9942 |
0.2426 |
483 |
1 |
53.69 |
2009-06-25 |
| 19. |
Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
53.62 |
1.0109 |
0.2163 |
276 |
2 |
49.10 |
2009-03-31 |
| 20. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
53.47 |
1.0167 |
0.2130 |
378 |
1 |
53.47 |
2009-05-19 |
| 21. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
53.02 |
0.9682 |
0.2424 |
143 |
1 |
53.02 |
2009-03-25 |
| 22. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
52.28 |
1.0316 |
0.1676 |
333 |
1 |
52.28 |
2009-04-10 |
| 23. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
52.23 |
0.9965 |
0.1930 |
168 |
2 |
46.44 |
2009-03-25 |
| 24. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
52.09 |
1.0296 |
0.1679 |
437 |
2 |
47.50 |
2009-03-31 |
| 25. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
51.95 |
1.0033 |
0.1778 |
189 |
2 |
46.45 |
2009-03-16 |
| 26. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
51.82 |
1.0251 |
0.1575 |
261 |
1 |
51.82 |
2009-04-03 |
| 27. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
51.77 |
1.0389 |
0.1472 |
340 |
2 |
41.28 |
2009-04-03 |
| 28. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
51.65 |
0.9780 |
0.2039 |
337 |
1 |
51.65 |
2009-04-03 |
| 29. |
The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... |
50.38 |
0.8792 |
0.2816 |
296 |
2 |
44.55 |
2009-02-26 |
| 30. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
50.23 |
0.9260 |
0.2325 |
243 |
1 |
50.23 |
2009-03-10 |
| 31. |
Ergonomics is a term that combines the Greek word ergon, mea... |
49.98 |
0.9005 |
0.2403 |
212 |
1 |
49.98 |
2009-03-25 |
| 32. |
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... |
49.55 |
0.9841 |
0.1520 |
334 |
1 |
49.55 |
2009-04-01 |
| 33. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
49.54 |
1.0023 |
0.1279 |
211 |
1 |
49.54 |
2009-03-25 |
| 34. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
49.27 |
1.0668 |
0.0616 |
350 |
1 |
49.27 |
2009-03-31 |
| 35. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
49.12 |
0.9691 |
0.1528 |
223 |
3 |
41.46 |
2009-03-26 |
| 36. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
49.04 |
1.0567 |
0.0645 |
303 |
2 |
46.51 |
2009-03-25 |
| 37. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
48.91 |
0.8709 |
0.2546 |
202 |
2 |
41.31 |
2009-02-27 |
| 38. |
Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Trian... |
48.64 |
0.9672 |
0.1506 |
396 |
2 |
44.82 |
2009-04-10 |
| 39. |
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... |
48.61 |
0.9811 |
0.1322 |
272 |
1 |
48.61 |
2009-03-25 |
| 40. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
48.48 |
1.0062 |
0.1014 |
288 |
1 |
48.48 |
2009-03-25 |
| 41. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
48.30 |
0.9500 |
0.1557 |
362 |
1 |
48.30 |
2009-03-31 |
| 42. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
48.17 |
1.0797 |
0.0151 |
210 |
2 |
44.67 |
2009-03-25 |
| 43. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
48.15 |
1.0528 |
0.0422 |
201 |
1 |
48.15 |
2009-03-25 |
| 44. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
47.80 |
0.9578 |
0.1336 |
281 |
2 |
45.09 |
2009-03-26 |
| 45. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
47.49 |
1.0796 |
0.0003 |
129 |
3 |
41.86 |
2009-02-25 |
| 46. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
47.43 |
0.8933 |
0.1964 |
363 |
1 |
47.43 |
2009-04-03 |
| 47. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
47.31 |
0.9884 |
0.0914 |
233 |
1 |
47.31 |
2009-03-20 |
| 48. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
46.77 |
0.9936 |
0.0742 |
311 |
2 |
41.62 |
2009-03-25 |
| 49. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
46.75 |
1.0138 |
0.0534 |
231 |
1 |
46.75 |
2009-03-26 |
| 50. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
46.65 |
1.0788 |
-0.0191 |
171 |
1 |
46.65 |
2009-02-27 |
| 51. |
A giant inverted steel pyramid is perfectly balanced on its ... |
46.60 |
0.9893 |
0.0750 |
323 |
2 |
41.22 |
2009-03-31 |
| 52. |
Wilkinson County was a recipient of one of the new "separate... |
46.50 |
0.8382 |
0.2241 |
268 |
1 |
46.50 |
2009-04-10 |
| 53. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
46.36 |
0.9772 |
0.0779 |
217 |
3 |
38.31 |
2009-03-25 |
| 54. |
You're here because you know something. What you know you ca... |
46.35 |
0.9633 |
0.0973 |
304 |
1 |
46.35 |
2009-03-09 |
| 55. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
46.25 |
1.0595 |
-0.0009 |
379 |
1 |
46.25 |
2009-03-16 |
| 56. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
46.20 |
0.9649 |
0.0889 |
193 |
1 |
46.20 |
2009-04-10 |
| 57. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
46.15 |
0.9966 |
0.0566 |
259 |
1 |
46.15 |
2009-04-10 |
| 58. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
46.13 |
1.0063 |
0.0474 |
371 |
2 |
40.78 |
2009-03-15 |
| 59. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
46.12 |
0.9570 |
0.0978 |
287 |
1 |
46.12 |
2009-04-03 |
| 60. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
46.04 |
0.9986 |
0.0532 |
283 |
1 |
46.04 |
2009-03-31 |
| 61. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
45.75 |
1.0060 |
0.0338 |
171 |
1 |
45.75 |
2009-03-25 |
| 62. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
45.67 |
1.0390 |
-0.0001 |
205 |
4 |
41.77 |
2009-03-28 |
| 63. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
45.65 |
1.1114 |
-0.0719 |
247 |
4 |
41.55 |
2009-03-15 |
| 64. |
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy a... |
45.51 |
0.8996 |
0.1339 |
192 |
1 |
45.51 |
2009-04-10 |
| 65. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
45.49 |
1.0165 |
0.0259 |
392 |
1 |
45.49 |
2009-03-16 |
| 66. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
45.23 |
1.0201 |
0.0164 |
375 |
1 |
45.23 |
2009-03-25 |
| 67. |
Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... |
45.19 |
1.0463 |
-0.0193 |
182 |
1 |
45.19 |
2009-03-04 |
| 68. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
45.06 |
1.0441 |
-0.0140 |
252 |
1 |
45.06 |
2009-02-25 |
| 69. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
44.73 |
0.9168 |
0.1054 |
240 |
2 |
38.70 |
2009-04-10 |
| 70. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
44.62 |
0.8916 |
0.1271 |
216 |
2 |
38.80 |
2009-03-26 |
| 71. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
44.57 |
0.9468 |
0.0699 |
276 |
2 |
42.72 |
2009-03-20 |
| 72. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
44.44 |
0.9865 |
0.0288 |
276 |
2 |
42.40 |
2009-03-16 |
| 73. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
44.32 |
0.9278 |
0.0864 |
295 |
2 |
43.91 |
2009-03-26 |
| 74. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
44.29 |
0.9251 |
0.0907 |
177 |
1 |
44.29 |
2009-03-10 |
| 75. |
"This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... |
44.26 |
0.8353 |
0.1823 |
283 |
2 |
40.83 |
2009-03-20 |
| 76. |
Other keyboard layouts have been created since, and some are... |
44.16 |
0.9576 |
0.0548 |
212 |
1 |
44.16 |
2009-03-26 |
| 77. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
44.10 |
0.9307 |
0.0837 |
246 |
1 |
44.10 |
2009-03-10 |
| 78. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
44.02 |
1.0417 |
-0.0397 |
253 |
1 |
44.02 |
2009-02-26 |
| 79. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
44.01 |
1.0696 |
-0.0688 |
226 |
2 |
41.51 |
2009-02-25 |
| 80. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
43.97 |
1.0496 |
-0.0469 |
314 |
1 |
43.97 |
2009-03-07 |
| 81. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
43.96 |
1.0025 |
0.0015 |
336 |
4 |
39.40 |
2009-03-25 |
| 82. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
43.90 |
1.0515 |
-0.0516 |
250 |
2 |
42.31 |
2009-03-07 |
| 83. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
43.88 |
0.9776 |
0.0239 |
308 |
1 |
43.88 |
2009-03-14 |
| 84. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
43.84 |
0.9426 |
0.0609 |
317 |
1 |
43.84 |
2009-03-23 |
| 85. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
43.84 |
0.9844 |
0.0208 |
293 |
2 |
43.48 |
2009-03-25 |
| 86. |
Your ring finger is the most difficult of all fingers to con... |
43.67 |
0.9884 |
0.0123 |
262 |
4 |
41.33 |
2009-03-09 |
| 87. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
43.64 |
0.9527 |
0.0429 |
251 |
1 |
43.64 |
2009-03-20 |
| 88. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
43.43 |
1.0337 |
-0.0434 |
214 |
1 |
43.43 |
2009-03-15 |
| 89. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
43.22 |
1.0799 |
-0.0976 |
243 |
2 |
41.62 |
2009-02-26 |
| 90. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
43.17 |
1.0426 |
-0.0584 |
323 |
1 |
43.17 |
2009-02-27 |
| 91. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
42.75 |
0.9710 |
-0.0023 |
173 |
2 |
39.61 |
2009-02-27 |
| 92. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
42.74 |
1.0034 |
-0.0300 |
302 |
1 |
42.74 |
2009-02-27 |
| 93. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
42.60 |
1.0555 |
-0.0824 |
363 |
1 |
42.60 |
2009-02-25 |
| 94. |
The Peacocks are not dancing so it will not rain. The Peacoc... |
42.46 |
0.8887 |
0.0938 |
128 |
4 |
37.78 |
2009-02-28 |
| 95. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
42.32 |
0.9257 |
0.0450 |
317 |
1 |
42.32 |
2009-02-25 |
| 96. |
The evidence in the standard history of Qwerty versus Dvorak... |
42.22 |
0.9088 |
0.0593 |
348 |
1 |
42.22 |
2009-03-26 |
| 97. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
42.07 |
0.9729 |
-0.0132 |
255 |
2 |
41.55 |
2009-03-09 |
| 98. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
41.71 |
0.9233 |
0.0195 |
168 |
3 |
40.33 |
2009-03-07 |
| 99. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
41.52 |
1.0486 |
-0.1011 |
289 |
2 |
38.81 |
2009-03-11 |
| 100. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
41.51 |
1.0218 |
-0.0782 |
268 |
3 |
36.77 |
2009-02-26 |
| 101. |
The brain can be a tool. But when you can't stop thinking of... |
41.48 |
0.9221 |
0.0222 |
244 |
1 |
41.48 |
2009-03-09 |
| 102. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
41.33 |
1.0214 |
-0.0807 |
269 |
3 |
38.52 |
2009-02-25 |
| 103. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
41.31 |
0.8899 |
0.0631 |
293 |
1 |
41.31 |
2009-02-24 |
| 104. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
41.23 |
0.9263 |
0.0172 |
188 |
2 |
38.51 |
2009-02-24 |
| 105. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
41.14 |
0.9820 |
-0.0412 |
267 |
4 |
38.55 |
2009-02-26 |
| 106. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
41.11 |
1.0016 |
-0.0689 |
218 |
1 |
41.11 |
2009-02-25 |
| 107. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
41.08 |
0.9763 |
-0.0402 |
289 |
3 |
36.91 |
2009-02-25 |
| 108. |
Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... |
41.00 |
0.9212 |
0.0168 |
323 |
3 |
38.58 |
2009-03-10 |
| 109. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
40.98 |
0.9769 |
-0.0447 |
263 |
2 |
38.97 |
2009-02-27 |
| 110. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
40.85 |
1.0521 |
-0.1256 |
171 |
1 |
40.85 |
2009-03-07 |
| 111. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
40.51 |
0.9316 |
-0.0022 |
287 |
1 |
40.51 |
2009-03-04 |
| 112. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
40.25 |
0.9843 |
-0.0719 |
234 |
1 |
40.25 |
2009-03-07 |
| 113. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
40.23 |
0.9907 |
-0.0754 |
211 |
2 |
39.04 |
2009-04-02 |
| 114. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
40.22 |
0.9286 |
-0.0129 |
194 |
2 |
40.22 |
2009-03-10 |
| 115. |
I'm a hopeless dancer, but this looks like you just screw in... |
39.86 |
0.8951 |
0.0155 |
193 |
3 |
38.15 |
2009-02-27 |
| 116. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
39.83 |
0.9805 |
-0.0682 |
292 |
1 |
39.83 |
2009-02-27 |
| 117. |
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... |
39.76 |
0.8821 |
0.0235 |
176 |
1 |
39.76 |
2009-02-26 |
| 118. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
39.68 |
1.0099 |
-0.1086 |
207 |
1 |
39.68 |
2009-03-16 |
| 119. |
Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... |
39.67 |
1.0419 |
-0.1379 |
261 |
1 |
39.67 |
2009-02-24 |
| 120. |
In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba ... |
39.64 |
0.8947 |
0.0135 |
366 |
1 |
39.64 |
2009-04-02 |
| 121. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
39.59 |
1.0565 |
-0.1570 |
247 |
1 |
39.59 |
2009-02-25 |
| 122. |
Ezekiel twenty-five, seventeen: The path of the righteous ma... |
39.08 |
0.9464 |
-0.0509 |
323 |
1 |
39.08 |
2009-02-25 |
| 123. |
Caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a... |
38.80 |
0.9266 |
-0.0409 |
278 |
1 |
38.80 |
2009-02-27 |
| 124. |
In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All th... |
38.66 |
0.9084 |
-0.0260 |
300 |
1 |
38.66 |
2009-02-25 |
| 125. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
38.61 |
0.8553 |
0.0191 |
174 |
3 |
31.65 |
2009-03-15 |
| 126. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
38.60 |
1.0013 |
-0.1229 |
273 |
2 |
36.73 |
2009-02-26 |
| 127. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
38.55 |
0.9731 |
-0.1075 |
129 |
1 |
38.55 |
2009-02-24 |
| 128. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
38.22 |
0.8971 |
-0.0213 |
266 |
1 |
38.22 |
2009-02-26 |
| 129. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
38.13 |
1.0213 |
-0.1561 |
240 |
2 |
37.23 |
2009-02-27 |
| 130. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
37.93 |
0.9514 |
-0.0873 |
237 |
1 |
37.93 |
2009-02-25 |
| 131. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
37.89 |
1.0203 |
-0.1541 |
261 |
1 |
37.89 |
2009-03-09 |
| 132. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
37.88 |
1.0523 |
-0.1940 |
256 |
2 |
37.36 |
2009-03-10 |
| 133. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
37.85 |
0.9128 |
-0.0454 |
133 |
1 |
37.85 |
2009-02-27 |
| 134. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
37.73 |
0.8154 |
0.0455 |
193 |
2 |
37.67 |
2009-03-10 |
| 135. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
37.39 |
0.9910 |
-0.1378 |
295 |
1 |
37.39 |
2009-02-27 |
| 136. |
Few smart kids can spare the attention that popularity requi... |
37.32 |
0.9513 |
-0.0978 |
354 |
1 |
37.32 |
2009-02-25 |
| 137. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
37.07 |
0.8878 |
-0.0441 |
346 |
1 |
37.07 |
2009-03-04 |
| 138. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
36.95 |
0.9485 |
-0.1057 |
236 |
1 |
36.95 |
2009-02-26 |
| 139. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
36.84 |
1.0004 |
-0.1679 |
212 |
1 |
36.84 |
2009-02-26 |
| 140. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
36.83 |
0.9991 |
-0.1603 |
225 |
2 |
35.82 |
2009-02-26 |
| 141. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
36.69 |
0.8956 |
-0.0579 |
217 |
1 |
36.69 |
2009-03-09 |
| 142. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
36.62 |
1.0498 |
-0.2211 |
180 |
1 |
36.62 |
2009-02-27 |
| 143. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
36.36 |
0.9202 |
-0.0934 |
254 |
1 |
36.36 |
2009-03-07 |
| 144. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
36.28 |
0.9612 |
-0.1356 |
256 |
1 |
36.28 |
2009-02-25 |
| 145. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
36.07 |
0.9636 |
-0.1429 |
254 |
1 |
36.07 |
2009-02-26 |
| 146. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
35.88 |
0.9351 |
-0.1242 |
190 |
1 |
35.88 |
2009-02-25 |
| 147. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
35.75 |
1.0462 |
-0.2389 |
184 |
1 |
35.75 |
2009-02-08 |
| 148. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
35.53 |
0.8595 |
-0.0494 |
242 |
3 |
35.16 |
2009-02-27 |
| 149. |
The typewriter had a problem, though. Try to type quickly on... |
35.31 |
0.8791 |
-0.0768 |
190 |
1 |
35.31 |
2009-02-27 |
| 150. |
Rhymes trap you into saying things you don't want to say. A ... |
35.11 |
0.8142 |
-0.0212 |
187 |
1 |
35.11 |
2009-02-07 |
| 151. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
34.54 |
0.9293 |
-0.1431 |
355 |
1 |
34.54 |
2009-02-16 |
| 152. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
34.52 |
0.8810 |
-0.0952 |
282 |
1 |
34.52 |
2009-02-07 |
| 153. |
Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, lik... |
34.44 |
0.8941 |
-0.1090 |
216 |
1 |
34.44 |
2009-02-24 |
| 154. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
34.12 |
0.8809 |
-0.1074 |
127 |
1 |
34.12 |
2009-02-26 |
| 155. |
Sholes split up the most common pairings of letters in the E... |
34.09 |
0.8653 |
-0.0790 |
255 |
1 |
34.09 |
2009-02-24 |
| 156. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
33.95 |
1.0029 |
-0.2375 |
209 |
1 |
33.95 |
2009-02-27 |
| 157. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
33.80 |
1.0516 |
-0.2837 |
281 |
1 |
33.80 |
2009-02-24 |
| 158. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
33.73 |
0.9339 |
-0.1687 |
310 |
1 |
33.73 |
2009-02-24 |
| 159. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
33.26 |
0.9697 |
-0.2137 |
249 |
2 |
32.17 |
2009-02-08 |
| 160. |
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fu... |
32.92 |
0.9964 |
-0.2483 |
203 |
1 |
32.92 |
2009-02-07 |
| 161. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
32.87 |
0.9430 |
-0.2035 |
211 |
1 |
32.87 |
2009-02-24 |
| 162. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
32.75 |
1.0334 |
-0.2959 |
131 |
1 |
32.75 |
2009-02-16 |
| 163. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
32.64 |
0.9897 |
-0.2505 |
274 |
1 |
32.64 |
2009-02-24 |
| 164. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
32.05 |
0.9795 |
-0.2516 |
308 |
1 |
32.05 |
2009-02-16 |
| 165. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
31.97 |
0.9164 |
-0.1856 |
305 |
1 |
31.97 |
2009-02-27 |
| 166. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
31.88 |
1.0349 |
-0.3117 |
234 |
1 |
31.88 |
2009-02-07 |
| 167. |
Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing ... |
31.31 |
0.7852 |
-0.0685 |
149 |
1 |
31.31 |
2009-02-07 |
| 168. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
30.79 |
0.8533 |
-0.1535 |
232 |
1 |
30.79 |
2009-02-17 |
| 169. |
Whether you use a PC, laptop, or typewriter - typing is an i... |
30.64 |
0.7375 |
-0.0390 |
148 |
1 |
30.64 |
2009-02-07 |
| 170. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
30.55 |
0.9072 |
-0.2157 |
237 |
1 |
30.55 |
2009-02-25 |
| 171. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
29.83 |
0.9289 |
-0.2546 |
204 |
1 |
29.83 |
2009-02-07 |
| 172. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
29.42 |
0.8919 |
-0.2265 |
205 |
1 |
29.42 |
2009-02-24 |
| 173. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
28.52 |
0.9941 |
-0.3502 |
217 |
1 |
28.52 |
2009-02-07 |
| 174. |
In 1972, domestic oil production peaked and then began its i... |
28.35 |
0.8442 |
-0.1978 |
265 |
1 |
28.35 |
2009-02-07 |
| 175. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
25.92 |
1.0714 |
-0.4941 |
129 |
1 |
25.92 |
2009-02-08 |
| 176. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
24.67 |
0.8263 |
-0.2711 |
162 |
1 |
24.67 |
2009-02-07 |