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1. Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... 137.23 1.0331 0.1820 234 1 137.23 2010-12-02
2. For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... 136.03 1.1114 0.0923 247 1 136.03 2010-12-02
3. If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... 129.46 1.0486 0.0999 289 1 129.46 2010-12-02
4. It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... 129.00 1.0257 0.1243 401 1 129.00 2010-12-02
5. A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... 128.98 1.0565 0.0840 247 1 128.98 2010-12-02
6. I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I al... 128.39 1.1215 0.0405 200 2 124.85 2010-12-02
7. And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who though... 128.19 0.9936 0.1629 227 1 128.19 2010-12-02
8. I don't want tickets, I need you to find me a painting, a cl... 124.80 1.0506 0.0839 277 1 124.80 2010-12-02
9. No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... 124.12 1.0462 0.0479 184 2 117.15 2010-12-02
10. Is it sweeter to exist only in the mind or to exist both in ... 123.81 1.0768 0.0600 295 2 116.48 2010-12-02
11. Always do your best - your best is going to change from mome... 122.93 1.0038 0.1157 237 1 122.93 2010-12-02
12. Come sail your ships around me and burn your bridges down. W... 120.82 1.0719 0.0260 360 1 120.82 2010-12-02
13. I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... 120.40 1.0619 0.0084 354 1 120.40 2010-12-02
14. He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... 120.02 0.9763 0.0862 289 1 120.02 2010-12-02
15. To drive out of the Central Valley of California on a hot da... 118.41 0.9439 0.1128 476 1 118.41 2010-12-02
16. Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... 118.01 1.0796 -0.0399 129 1 118.01 2010-12-02
17. The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... 116.58 1.0787 -0.0480 237 1 116.58 2010-12-02
18. And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... 116.32 1.0165 0.0173 392 1 116.32 2010-12-02
19. In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... 116.18 1.0167 0.0189 378 1 116.18 2010-12-02
20. You ask Raymond what he does for a living and he says, "I br... 115.95 1.0264 0.0405 422 1 115.95 2010-12-02
21. The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... 115.82 0.9632 0.0687 392 1 115.82 2010-12-02
22. There's a hole in the world like a great black pit. And the ... 115.77 1.0679 -0.0229 177 2 111.63 2010-12-02
23. Padre, these are subtleties! We are not concerned with motiv... 115.47 0.9398 0.0921 419 1 115.47 2010-12-02
24. A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... 115.05 0.9965 0.0174 168 1 115.05 2010-12-02
25. The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... 114.42 1.0254 0.0280 217 1 114.42 2010-12-02
26. There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... 114.19 1.0025 0.0093 336 1 114.19 2010-12-02
27. He started running, up and up, until he hurled himself into ... 113.40 1.0172 0.0216 341 1 113.40 2010-12-02
28. Unlike the other four senses located in the logical regions ... 113.31 1.0346 0.0102 244 1 113.31 2010-12-02
29. To an outsider's ear it sounds absurdly wild and ridiculous ... 113.19 1.0365 -0.0050 162 1 113.19 2010-12-02
30. There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... 113.15 1.0289 -0.0229 276 1 113.15 2010-12-02
31. Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... 112.88 1.0498 -0.0557 180 1 112.88 2010-12-02
32. One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... 111.25 1.0483 -0.0671 227 1 111.25 2010-12-02
33. To some, the rules of etiquette may seem outdated, stuffy an... 110.61 0.9922 0.0275 341 1 110.61 2010-12-02
34. We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... 109.92 1.0296 -0.0506 437 1 109.92 2010-12-02
35. Burning my bridges and smashing my mirrors, turning to see i... 109.88 1.0388 -0.0349 243 1 109.88 2010-12-02
36. Well I woke in mid-afternoon 'cause that's when it all hurts... 109.63 1.0621 -0.0728 263 1 109.63 2010-12-02
37. All Ninja are men of peace, and must always remain so or los... 108.26 0.9583 0.0429 341 1 108.26 2010-12-02
38. Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... 107.61 0.9286 0.0222 194 1 107.61 2010-12-02
39. We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all... 107.24 0.9851 -0.0340 317 1 107.24 2010-12-02
40. Instead of hiring workers during the peak hog kill in the wi... 107.19 0.9814 0.0062 364 1 107.19 2010-12-02
41. "This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... 106.84 0.9087 0.0471 393 1 106.84 2010-12-02
42. Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... 106.75 0.9213 0.0236 295 3 103.16 2010-12-02
43. The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up lab... 106.49 0.9508 0.0246 384 1 106.49 2010-12-02
44. Once you get into the processed foods you have to be a fairl... 106.37 1.0531 -0.0742 272 1 106.37 2010-12-02
45. The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... 105.36 1.0596 -0.1302 239 1 105.36 2010-12-02
46. The pickpockets' profession demands extraordinary nimbleness... 104.45 0.9567 0.0091 184 1 104.45 2010-12-02
47. Some have a positive vocation for breaking open safes: from ... 104.40 0.9670 -0.0019 307 1 104.40 2010-12-02
48. In 1873 the Sholes & Glidden Type Writer became the first to... 104.21 0.9074 0.0204 396 1 104.21 2010-12-02
49. The odds are that you will generally meet the worst of them.... 103.78 1.0941 -0.1455 256 1 103.78 2010-12-02
50. Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... 102.21 0.9233 -0.0281 168 1 102.21 2010-12-02
51. How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... 102.15 1.0034 -0.1019 302 1 102.15 2010-12-02
52. And I don't believe in the existence of angels but looking a... 102.08 1.0774 -0.1458 304 1 102.08 2010-12-02
53. Having endured the racial turmoil of the Civil Rights Moveme... 101.61 0.9651 -0.0310 389 1 101.61 2010-12-02
54. I was long into my second decade of living single before I c... 101.28 1.0151 -0.1292 152 1 101.28 2010-12-02
55. We may climb into the thin and cold realm of pure geometry a... 100.50 0.9871 -0.0628 209 1 100.50 2010-12-02
56. Everything we hold dear likewise resolves into its original ... 100.49 1.0177 -0.0915 392 1 100.49 2010-12-02
57. Picking up the pieces, half alive in a nine 'til five, vacan... 100.17 0.9855 -0.0669 258 1 100.17 2010-12-02
58. Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... 97.92 0.9293 -0.0631 355 1 97.92 2010-12-02
59. In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All th... 97.14 0.9084 -0.0487 300 1 97.14 2010-12-02
60. So, I'm tending bar there at Ecklund & Swedlin's last Tuesda... 93.54 0.8467 0.0036 343 1 93.54 2010-12-02
61. All the blue light reflections that color my mind when I sle... 91.46 1.0644 -0.2209 257 1 91.46 2010-12-02
62. Music finds a comfortable parallel with that of human langua... 90.24 1.0485 -0.2181 153 1 90.24 2010-12-02
63. Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... 82.17 1.0714 -0.3569 129 1 82.17 2010-12-02