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1. I was making the most common and painful mistake women have ... 71.49 1.1882 0.1032 162 1 71.49 2024-07-13
2. The less you do with the controls, the less chance of error.... 71.18 1.0905 0.1953 210 2 65.54 2024-07-20
3. There's a piece of Maria in every song that I sing. And the ... 70.18 1.1296 0.1381 252 1 70.18 2024-07-16
4. The point is that the firm-foundation theory relies on some ... 69.67 1.0609 0.1976 200 1 69.67 2024-07-25
5. I remember the night you were charged with practicing iambic... 68.68 1.0151 0.2255 90 1 68.68 2023-06-26
6. Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, but give a man a ban... 68.68 1.1690 0.0716 211 2 61.06 2025-12-01
7. Achilles will never overtake the tortoise. He must first rea... 66.67 1.0924 0.1119 289 1 66.67 2024-07-17
8. The time has come for man to set himself a goal. The time ha... 65.92 1.1068 0.0840 393 1 65.92 2024-07-12
9. I don't believe in an interventionist God, but I know, darli... 65.27 1.0677 0.1113 284 1 65.27 2025-12-01
10. Just let me wake up in the morning to the smell of new mown ... 64.51 1.0814 0.0839 284 1 64.51 2023-06-22
11. One day you're in a funk about things, telling a friend that... 63.65 1.1323 0.0175 341 1 63.65 2024-07-17
12. As happens sometimes, a moment settled and hovered and remai... 63.57 1.0298 0.1185 166 1 63.57 2023-07-03
13. That fear had been inside him for many years, it had lived w... 63.54 1.0740 0.0738 264 1 63.54 2024-07-12
14. Little by little, what you've begun will naturally become im... 62.85 1.0788 0.0565 132 1 62.85 2024-07-17
15. When he was just eleven years old, he got sick, and was forc... 62.79 1.0942 0.0400 511 1 62.79 2024-07-25
16. Selling short is a way to make money if stock prices fall. I... 62.74 1.0922 0.0411 230 1 62.74 2024-07-17
17. I wonder if I can write this history, or if on every page th... 62.33 1.0817 0.0442 338 1 62.33 2024-07-12
18. And I knew that in spite of all the roses and kisses and res... 62.30 1.0843 0.0411 258 2 54.51 2025-12-01
19. I didn't join a band so I could talk about my feelings. I jo... 62.11 1.0761 0.0459 107 1 62.11 2024-07-12
20. A question in your nerves is lit, yet you know there is no a... 61.98 1.0443 0.0753 203 1 61.98 2023-06-26
21. I argue that we choose to be good because of our bonds with ... 61.96 1.1453 -0.0261 160 3 58.71 2025-12-01
22. Written in these walls are the stories that I can't explain.... 61.90 1.0488 0.0694 411 1 61.90 2023-06-22
23. The scent of pine is overwhelming as you enter the next room... 61.86 1.1027 0.0147 210 1 61.86 2024-07-13
24. A very dangerous scientific development, since I doubt wheth... 61.73 0.9829 0.1322 146 1 61.73 2023-06-26
25. Poverty is a peculiar, insidious thing: a cause whose effect... 61.67 0.9820 0.1320 198 1 61.67 2023-06-22
26. I gotta feeling, woohoo, that tonight's gonna be a good nigh... 61.37 1.0498 0.0588 152 1 61.37 2024-07-22
27. I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, the walkin... 61.36 1.0574 0.0510 205 1 61.36 2024-07-25
28. When you find that once again you long to take your heart ba... 61.27 1.0857 0.0211 126 1 61.27 2023-06-26
29. I never said I would stay to the end - I knew I would leave ... 60.88 1.0763 0.0234 367 2 58.88 2024-07-21
30. I woke up this morning with the sundown shining in. I found ... 60.87 1.0978 0.0018 237 1 60.87 2024-07-25
31. There were people who lied for gain, people who lied from pa... 60.81 1.0966 0.0019 255 1 60.81 2023-07-03
32. Every night you cry yourself to sleep, thinking "Why does th... 60.61 1.0523 0.0426 276 1 60.61 2024-07-17
33. Well, you wonder why I always dress in black, why you never ... 60.58 1.0799 0.0144 402 2 58.00 2024-07-13
34. Clear the lines of lint in your head one at a time and the k... 60.55 1.0420 0.0518 157 1 60.55 2023-06-22
35. Employees earn and get taxed, and they try to live on what i... 60.45 1.0565 0.0355 216 2 56.75 2024-07-27
36. Music finds a comfortable parallel with that of human langua... 60.27 1.0485 0.0402 153 2 53.86 2024-07-16
37. I always make offers with escape clauses. In real estate, I ... 60.22 1.0151 0.0727 265 2 56.20 2024-07-15
38. Is it sweeter to exist only in the mind or to exist both in ... 60.13 1.0768 0.0094 295 2 59.00 2024-07-15
39. What was the power that turned the worm into a moth? It was ... 60.13 1.0414 0.0448 188 1 60.13 2023-06-22
40. I wanna live the stories I write, see the whole world with m... 59.92 1.1743 -0.0919 262 1 59.92 2024-07-21
41. We spent as much money as we could, and got as little for it... 59.90 1.0486 0.0334 400 1 59.90 2023-07-03
42. From compositional considerations the tomato layer would be ... 59.89 1.0375 0.0443 200 2 49.96 2024-07-17
43. I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies, but I... 59.72 1.0394 0.0394 325 1 59.72 2023-06-22
44. There is no physical separation after the slicing, so that e... 59.67 1.0173 0.0606 268 1 59.67 2024-07-16
45. Technique is just a means to an end, and that end is making ... 59.64 1.0787 -0.0014 279 1 59.64 2023-06-22
46. But what many people who have never formed a corporation don... 59.53 1.0795 -0.0042 323 1 59.53 2024-07-11
47. With no map to navigate one's life, some of us have stood st... 59.20 1.0169 0.0525 346 1 59.20 2024-07-21
48. You only filled me with despair, by showing love that wasn't... 59.03 1.0916 -0.0253 241 1 59.03 2024-07-12
49. Outside of two men on a train platform there's nothing in si... 58.93 1.0564 0.0081 235 1 58.93 2023-06-22
50. The lessons of market history are clear. Styles and fashions... 58.74 1.0189 0.0422 308 1 58.74 2024-07-27
51. A life is made up of a great number of small incidents and a... 58.61 0.9848 0.0739 305 1 58.61 2023-06-22
52. I can buy myself flowers, write my name in the sand. Talk to... 58.53 1.1004 -0.0431 206 1 58.53 2024-07-17
53. And though my journeys did take me to a great many states, a... 58.11 0.9994 0.0503 269 1 58.11 2024-07-27
54. Gately can't even imagine what it would be like to be a sobe... 57.77 1.0487 -0.0051 229 1 57.77 2023-06-22
55. Gardeners know how to grow top-notch crops. They determine w... 57.69 1.0090 0.0331 282 1 57.69 2024-07-20
56. I must have done something right, to deserve you in my life.... 57.65 1.0416 -0.0002 110 1 57.65 2023-06-22
57. Your face has fallen sad now, for you know the time is nigh.... 57.65 1.0917 -0.0503 243 1 57.65 2024-07-17
58. It's a blue savanna song: somewhere cross the desert, someti... 57.57 1.0211 0.0188 213 1 57.57 2024-07-16
59. Some have a positive vocation for breaking open safes: from ... 57.44 0.9670 0.0706 307 1 57.44 2024-07-25
60. The theory of music emphasizes the elements from which music... 57.40 1.0117 0.0252 297 3 50.67 2024-07-25
61. The great edifice of variety and choice that is an American ... 57.39 1.0083 0.0284 273 2 57.12 2024-07-12
62. There's a hole in the world like a great black pit. And the ... 57.36 1.0679 -0.0318 177 1 57.36 2024-07-17
63. Yes, it was her he was looking at, and there was meaning in ... 57.07 1.0815 -0.0506 167 1 57.07 2023-06-25
64. He was one of the numerous and varied legion of dullards, of... 57.03 0.9477 0.0825 253 1 57.03 2023-06-22
65. There are men who possess a peculiarly strong visual memory,... 57.01 0.9916 0.0382 282 1 57.01 2024-07-25
66. I thought about all the examples of men accomplishing things... 57.00 1.0606 -0.0310 314 3 54.88 2024-07-20
67. Imagine this: Here we are, a plane full of grown human being... 56.79 0.9631 0.0628 345 1 56.79 2024-07-22
68. I'd discovered, after a lot of extreme apprehension about wh... 56.78 1.0711 -0.0454 344 1 56.78 2024-07-12
69. I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, to see how... 56.49 1.0403 -0.0199 193 2 52.25 2024-07-27
70. It is not hard to make money in the market. What is hard to ... 56.32 1.0228 -0.0054 215 2 55.58 2024-07-17
71. Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsley, sage, rosemary, ... 56.25 0.9596 0.0565 140 2 48.53 2024-07-17
72. There is no magic, merely the proper application of universa... 56.15 1.1386 -0.1243 69 1 56.15 2024-07-12
73. Listen well, we are different than regular people because we... 56.08 1.0335 -0.0205 507 1 56.08 2024-07-21
74. The Minipirates had little iron hooks instead of hands and w... 56.07 1.0144 -0.0016 313 1 56.07 2023-06-22
75. I loved Jordan Catalano so much, and talked about him so muc... 56.02 1.0316 -0.0197 213 1 56.02 2023-06-26
76. In the late 1960s, a growing number of people became concern... 55.95 0.9668 0.0439 383 2 55.90 2024-07-21
77. They typically had very rosy views about their own futures, ... 55.93 1.0271 -0.0168 250 1 55.93 2024-07-13
78. Rudeness is merely the expression of fear. People fear they ... 55.91 1.0089 0.0011 187 1 55.91 2023-06-26
79. What are you doing on my boat? Look, I've had a really bad d... 55.78 0.9752 0.0324 162 1 55.78 2023-07-03
80. After removal from the oven, the pizza is sliced and plated ... 55.68 1.0320 -0.0262 293 1 55.68 2024-07-11
81. If there really is a complete unified theory that governs ev... 55.67 1.0421 -0.0365 318 1 55.67 2023-06-26
82. Aztec rule was based upon a system of tribute and fear over ... 55.66 0.9572 0.0482 376 1 55.66 2024-07-25
83. Alfred Hitchcock once said, "Drama is life with the dull bit... 55.64 0.9632 0.0419 345 2 53.64 2024-07-18
84. Now that I've tried to talk to you and make you understand. ... 55.63 1.0839 -0.0790 177 1 55.63 2023-06-26
85. It's important in life to conclude things properly. Only the... 55.40 1.0282 -0.0275 185 1 55.40 2023-07-03
86. A zealot might be, for instance, an individual with a person... 55.33 1.0150 -0.0155 325 1 55.33 2024-07-12
87. Mac knew the score even if Aunt Ella didn't. Shot through th... 55.26 0.9905 0.0077 337 2 52.13 2024-07-17
88. When I lay with you I could stay there. Close my eyes, feel ... 55.15 1.0111 -0.0149 257 1 55.15 2023-06-22
89. When Gregor Samsa woke one morning from troubled dreams, he ... 55.12 1.0257 -0.0300 468 1 55.12 2024-07-12
90. I don't give a damn, except that I get bored sometimes when ... 54.99 1.0502 -0.0569 201 1 54.99 2023-06-26
91. Well I woke in mid-afternoon 'cause that's when it all hurts... 54.87 1.0621 -0.0709 263 3 53.75 2024-07-17
92. When you get a virus, you get a fever. That's the human body... 54.83 1.0049 -0.0145 389 1 54.83 2023-06-22
93. My days end best when this sunset gets itself behind that li... 54.67 1.0813 -0.0937 217 1 54.67 2024-07-17
94. I don't want tickets, I need you to find me a painting, a cl... 54.67 1.0506 -0.0630 277 1 54.67 2024-07-22
95. Since the 1980s virtually all the sodas and most of the frui... 54.63 0.9881 -0.0013 424 1 54.63 2024-07-16
96. Don't practice too much at first, or you're likely to develo... 54.52 1.0141 -0.0293 381 1 54.52 2024-07-13
97. The basis of the Aztecs' success in creating a great state a... 54.15 0.9908 -0.0126 342 1 54.15 2023-07-03
98. As a child, I was aware that, at night, infrared vision woul... 54.13 0.9621 0.0157 223 1 54.13 2023-06-26
99. You boys are in so much trouble. I can't leave you alone for... 53.85 1.0702 -0.0975 325 1 53.85 2023-07-03
100. Barry, these scars we have make us who we are. We're not mea... 53.53 1.0545 -0.0875 281 1 53.53 2024-07-13
101. There are very few things I wish I could change about those ... 53.46 1.0883 -0.1226 303 1 53.46 2023-06-22
102. Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... 53.39 1.0316 -0.0672 333 1 53.39 2023-06-22
103. All Ninja are men of peace, and must always remain so or los... 53.24 0.9583 0.0034 341 1 53.24 2024-07-13
104. He looked around for the others. They weren't there. He look... 53.19 1.0629 -0.1021 231 1 53.19 2024-07-27
105. Historically, most wines contained less than 14 percent alco... 53.13 0.9925 -0.0328 247 2 50.00 2024-07-22
106. We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most ... 53.01 1.0439 -0.0863 369 1 53.01 2023-07-03
107. Convection also plays a minor role because of the relative t... 52.97 0.9820 -0.0252 274 1 52.97 2023-06-26
108. But if in efficient causes it is possible to go on to infini... 52.83 1.0441 -0.0898 316 1 52.83 2024-07-17
109. Scars are souvenirs you never lose, the past is never far. A... 52.55 1.0340 -0.0847 370 1 52.55 2023-06-23
110. In general, many of these targets are easier marks if you ar... 52.38 1.0088 -0.0626 396 1 52.38 2024-07-12
111. Unlike the other four senses located in the logical regions ... 52.35 1.0346 -0.0890 244 1 52.35 2024-07-17
112. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... 52.24 0.9632 -0.0195 234 2 51.19 2024-07-21
113. Instead of hiring workers during the peak hog kill in the wi... 52.16 0.9814 -0.0392 364 1 52.16 2024-07-17
114. No matter how much you try to understand other people's hear... 51.93 1.1252 -0.1871 219 1 51.93 2024-07-21
115. If you've ever taken a road trip through the pacific northwe... 51.69 0.9853 -0.0516 335 1 51.69 2024-07-12
116. Today, computers have taken this ancient art out of the craf... 51.67 1.0232 -0.0898 350 1 51.67 2024-07-15
117. Glancing through the 1977 Atlanta Yellow Pages reveals a cit... 51.60 0.9023 0.0298 231 1 51.60 2023-06-22
118. Nothing drives down real estate prices like a good old-fashi... 51.55 1.0167 -0.0855 152 1 51.55 2023-06-26
119. Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... 51.55 1.0263 -0.0951 267 1 51.55 2023-07-03
120. I must nevertheless point out that our profession very close... 51.54 0.9461 -0.0151 276 1 51.54 2023-06-26
121. I can take you for a ride on my big green tractor, we can go... 51.54 1.1019 -0.1709 179 1 51.54 2023-07-03
122. We go waiting for the stars to come showering down. From Mos... 51.50 1.0379 -0.1076 245 1 51.50 2024-07-25
123. Burning my bridges and smashing my mirrors, turning to see i... 51.45 1.0388 -0.1094 243 1 51.45 2024-07-17
124. So, the truth is, someone who wants you to do horrible thing... 51.27 1.0172 -0.0911 523 1 51.27 2023-06-25
125. I celebrate myself, and sing myself, and what I assume you s... 50.73 0.9935 -0.0771 455 1 50.73 2023-07-03
126. For example, by owning your own corporation, your vacations ... 50.65 0.9725 -0.0576 279 2 50.01 2024-07-17
127. Some enchanted evening, you may see a stranger. You may see ... 50.58 1.0712 -0.1575 379 1 50.58 2024-07-17
128. O clear intelligence, force beyond all measure! Gentlemen, I... 50.04 0.9976 -0.0937 174 1 50.04 2024-07-20
129. After the grapes are crushed, yeasts (tiny one-celled organi... 50.04 0.9673 -0.0634 232 1 50.04 2024-07-25
130. Language is the foundation of civilization. It is the glue t... 49.84 1.0594 -0.1591 132 1 49.84 2023-06-26
131. Air-conditioned, odorless, illuminated by buzzing fluorescen... 49.39 0.9216 -0.0294 255 1 49.39 2024-07-18
132. The market ceiling can function in the same way as when you ... 49.34 1.0133 -0.1220 266 1 49.34 2023-06-26
133. Always do your best - your best is going to change from mome... 49.11 1.0038 -0.1167 237 1 49.11 2023-06-22
134. As the netted bag says, this potato was grown in Idaho, that... 49.03 0.9371 -0.0514 318 2 48.14 2024-07-17
135. Although the United Nations does not have the power to enfor... 48.89 1.0284 -0.1453 282 1 48.89 2024-07-17
136. And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain... 48.83 1.0125 -0.1304 251 1 48.83 2024-07-13
137. Your inner child will be happy to know that when it comes to... 48.64 1.0288 -0.1502 300 1 48.64 2024-07-25
138. I say I live in Rosemead, really, I'm at the Ramada. It does... 48.42 0.9851 -0.1104 232 1 48.42 2024-07-20
139. I feel that way all the time. Like I'm from some other plane... 48.41 1.0558 -0.1813 155 1 48.41 2023-06-26
140. I did my best, it wasn't much. I couldn't feel, so I tried t... 48.35 0.9871 -0.1137 227 1 48.35 2024-07-17
141. Take me home to the friends I've always known. Take me home,... 48.18 0.9925 -0.1222 176 1 48.18 2023-07-03
142. We often believe the more we practice a skill or technique -... 48.06 0.9907 -0.1225 397 1 48.06 2024-07-20
143. When a man's an empty kettle, he should be on his mettle, an... 47.18 0.9865 -0.1342 159 1 47.18 2023-07-03
144. You can build a prison of stone and steel, but you merely pr... 46.95 1.1067 -0.2586 142 1 46.95 2024-07-11
145. I'm not proud, I was wrong and the truth is hard to take. I ... 46.65 1.0025 -0.1598 211 1 46.65 2023-06-22
146. Picking up the pieces, half alive in a nine 'til five, vacan... 46.30 0.9855 -0.1491 258 1 46.30 2024-07-17
147. Some of us get dipped in flat, some in satin, some in gloss;... 46.12 1.0279 -0.1948 166 1 46.12 2023-06-22
148. But for now, let him sleep. For in dreams, we enter a world ... 46.11 1.0543 -0.2214 153 1 46.11 2024-07-12
149. The basic concept is simple: a satellite in geosynchronous o... 44.67 0.9665 -0.1596 326 1 44.67 2024-07-11
150. Perhaps the most successful disciple of the Graham and Dodd ... 44.33 0.9345 -0.1337 268 1 44.33 2024-07-17
151. Your instructor is one of the finest pilots this program has... 42.82 1.0126 -0.2391 242 1 42.82 2024-07-20
152. As you rise, the number of critics will also rise. Humans se... 42.10 0.9500 -0.1895 143 1 42.10 2023-07-03
153. I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living... 41.76 1.0071 -0.2527 199 1 41.76 2023-06-22
154. Radiation could be precisely determined, in principle, if we... 40.83 0.9709 -0.2333 397 1 40.83 2024-07-25
155. I walk a lonely road. The only one that I have ever known. D... 40.62 1.0501 -0.3163 116 1 40.62 2024-07-22
156. But no matter how effective the lesson was, I never really u... 31.49 1.0943 -0.5255 206 1 31.49 2024-07-11