Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
Again, I go back to the working really hard to get someone e... |
123.82 |
1.0693 |
0.2110 |
249 |
1 |
123.82 |
2022-05-29 |
2. |
At the root of every large struggle in life is the need to b... |
121.56 |
1.0997 |
0.1550 |
336 |
1 |
121.56 |
2022-12-25 |
3. |
Now that I've tried to talk to you and make you understand. ... |
121.18 |
1.0981 |
0.1534 |
177 |
1 |
121.18 |
2022-07-02 |
4. |
But it is important to know this, to know your roots. To kno... |
120.57 |
1.0738 |
0.1751 |
255 |
1 |
120.57 |
2020-04-07 |
5. |
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now. |
119.94 |
1.1031 |
0.1303 |
62 |
1 |
119.94 |
2022-07-23 |
6. |
If someone is able to show me that what I think or do is not... |
116.63 |
1.0670 |
0.1364 |
233 |
1 |
116.63 |
2021-07-02 |
7. |
You must love your work, and not be always looking over the ... |
116.33 |
1.1232 |
0.0805 |
227 |
1 |
116.33 |
2021-08-07 |
8. |
It's a basic truth of the human condition, that everybody li... |
116.13 |
1.0453 |
0.1514 |
292 |
1 |
116.13 |
2022-07-31 |
9. |
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man t... |
116.04 |
1.0832 |
0.1166 |
147 |
1 |
116.04 |
2022-07-31 |
10. |
There is a stubbornness about me that never can bear to be f... |
116.01 |
1.0238 |
0.1763 |
151 |
1 |
116.01 |
2022-07-31 |
11. |
What is your obsession with this money? My father died when ... |
114.64 |
1.0390 |
0.1472 |
303 |
1 |
114.64 |
2022-05-31 |
12. |
Sam was the only member of the party who had not been over t... |
114.28 |
1.0745 |
0.1045 |
212 |
1 |
114.28 |
2022-07-30 |
13. |
She left the lighthouse and went down to the beach to look a... |
114.13 |
1.0681 |
0.1088 |
593 |
1 |
114.13 |
2022-05-31 |
14. |
The less you do with the controls, the less chance of error.... |
113.55 |
1.0665 |
0.1158 |
210 |
1 |
113.55 |
2021-07-02 |
15. |
He did not know how long it took, but later he looked back o... |
113.34 |
1.0902 |
0.0828 |
358 |
2 |
104.74 |
2021-08-07 |
16. |
The capacity to love is determined by the fact that man is r... |
112.83 |
1.0800 |
0.0832 |
219 |
1 |
112.83 |
2022-12-25 |
17. |
At last, we finally meet. I have something for you, Chancell... |
112.62 |
1.0788 |
0.0842 |
186 |
2 |
109.45 |
2022-07-31 |
18. |
You have needs - satisfy them. You have as much right as the... |
111.77 |
0.9781 |
0.1764 |
162 |
1 |
111.77 |
2021-08-12 |
19. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
110.99 |
1.1198 |
0.0302 |
247 |
1 |
110.99 |
2021-07-02 |
20. |
Words bend our thinking to infinite paths of self-delusion, ... |
110.96 |
1.0563 |
0.0886 |
254 |
1 |
110.96 |
2022-07-31 |
21. |
I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so th... |
110.85 |
1.0338 |
0.1119 |
292 |
1 |
110.85 |
2021-08-07 |
22. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
110.62 |
1.0267 |
0.1215 |
261 |
1 |
110.62 |
2020-01-14 |
23. |
Unlike marbles, people don't just roll with it when you try ... |
110.29 |
1.0303 |
0.1055 |
266 |
1 |
110.29 |
2021-06-30 |
24. |
A magician is strong because he feels pain. He feels the dif... |
110.20 |
1.0465 |
0.0916 |
258 |
2 |
102.48 |
2020-03-11 |
25. |
I've never really had much of an imagination. But still I wo... |
109.66 |
1.0921 |
0.0420 |
168 |
1 |
109.66 |
2020-04-01 |
26. |
I'm out on a date tonight in a candlelit restaurant down by ... |
109.50 |
1.0104 |
0.1191 |
245 |
1 |
109.50 |
2022-05-29 |
27. |
The naked cannot clothe the poor in spirit with oxygen, and ... |
109.24 |
1.0360 |
0.0931 |
203 |
2 |
102.48 |
2022-07-02 |
28. |
Don't tell me what's in, don't tell me how to write, don't t... |
109.19 |
1.0768 |
0.0523 |
183 |
1 |
109.19 |
2020-03-10 |
29. |
The truth is... I think that we should stay, and if - and if... |
109.07 |
1.0513 |
0.0746 |
326 |
1 |
109.07 |
2022-05-31 |
30. |
Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they ... |
109.02 |
1.0904 |
0.0355 |
365 |
1 |
109.02 |
2022-02-02 |
31. |
You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice. If you... |
108.57 |
1.0398 |
0.0817 |
233 |
1 |
108.57 |
2021-08-07 |
32. |
Selling short is a way to make money if stock prices fall. I... |
107.96 |
1.0609 |
0.0673 |
230 |
1 |
107.96 |
2021-07-02 |
33. |
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them w... |
107.85 |
1.0805 |
0.0355 |
300 |
1 |
107.85 |
2020-03-04 |
34. |
Anything high-tech, you can break into. With a radio, you ca... |
107.79 |
1.0582 |
0.0547 |
376 |
1 |
107.79 |
2021-07-02 |
35. |
It was a strange feeling, holding the rifle. It somehow remo... |
107.75 |
1.0479 |
0.0660 |
441 |
1 |
107.75 |
2021-12-25 |
36. |
I know you have received orders from our commandant, which h... |
107.63 |
1.0072 |
0.1013 |
306 |
1 |
107.63 |
2021-06-30 |
37. |
Heaven did not seem to be my home; and I broke my heart with... |
107.56 |
1.0514 |
0.0605 |
235 |
1 |
107.56 |
2021-08-12 |
38. |
Kinda cold, walking home. Growing older on my own. Feels so ... |
107.45 |
1.0526 |
0.0562 |
198 |
1 |
107.45 |
2022-02-02 |
39. |
My hours of leisure I spent in reading the best authors, anc... |
107.42 |
0.9961 |
0.1154 |
305 |
1 |
107.42 |
2021-08-12 |
40. |
But there is something that I must say to my people who stan... |
107.32 |
1.0502 |
0.0596 |
310 |
1 |
107.32 |
2019-12-11 |
41. |
He is here, actually he was here! He's just nipped out to go... |
107.28 |
1.0334 |
0.0745 |
256 |
1 |
107.28 |
2022-08-31 |
42. |
Every craft and every investigation, and likewise every acti... |
107.07 |
1.0350 |
0.0818 |
416 |
1 |
107.07 |
2020-01-08 |
43. |
My feeling is if you're the CEO of a company and you're dumb... |
106.89 |
0.9972 |
0.1091 |
275 |
1 |
106.89 |
2021-08-07 |
44. |
If there is a design or pattern on our china, we eat until w... |
106.70 |
1.0298 |
0.0741 |
273 |
1 |
106.70 |
2020-03-05 |
45. |
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at al... |
106.66 |
1.0293 |
0.0717 |
244 |
1 |
106.66 |
2021-08-07 |
46. |
Perhaps love is like a resting place, a shelter from the sto... |
106.58 |
1.0870 |
0.0140 |
219 |
1 |
106.58 |
2020-01-10 |
47. |
Hackers penetrate and ravage delicate public and privately o... |
106.39 |
1.0047 |
0.0940 |
189 |
1 |
106.39 |
2022-05-29 |
48. |
Just because there are things I don't remember doesn't make ... |
106.15 |
1.0650 |
0.0319 |
151 |
1 |
106.15 |
2020-04-25 |
49. |
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread. And so I come to y... |
105.94 |
1.0524 |
0.0407 |
173 |
1 |
105.94 |
2021-07-02 |
50. |
You and I, we've been through a lot together. I look back an... |
105.34 |
1.0155 |
0.0703 |
301 |
1 |
105.34 |
2020-03-13 |
51. |
He'd been terrified of dying his entire life, and as much as... |
104.96 |
1.0282 |
0.0556 |
614 |
1 |
104.96 |
2021-07-02 |
52. |
Dreams are not to be converted into reality, that we know; w... |
104.89 |
1.0969 |
-0.0139 |
215 |
1 |
104.89 |
2022-12-25 |
53. |
Any physical theory is always provisional, in the sense that... |
104.82 |
1.0258 |
0.0572 |
269 |
2 |
94.26 |
2022-07-11 |
54. |
The Pied Piper, he thought. He and Katherine had a book of f... |
104.70 |
0.9826 |
0.1085 |
463 |
1 |
104.70 |
2020-09-01 |
55. |
Fear came to my house years ago, I let him in. Maybe that's ... |
104.62 |
1.0321 |
0.0471 |
476 |
1 |
104.62 |
2021-11-22 |
56. |
A giant inverted steel pyramid is perfectly balanced on its ... |
104.57 |
0.9957 |
0.0886 |
323 |
1 |
104.57 |
2021-07-17 |
57. |
It's a universal translator. We're not even supposed to have... |
104.48 |
0.9288 |
0.1594 |
234 |
1 |
104.48 |
2020-08-31 |
58. |
A pretty girl is like a melody that haunts you night and day... |
104.34 |
1.0293 |
0.0468 |
317 |
1 |
104.34 |
2021-07-17 |
59. |
I want you to know that the day you saw something in me, my ... |
104.24 |
1.0547 |
0.0210 |
227 |
1 |
104.24 |
2021-07-17 |
60. |
All things will be produced in superior quantity and quality... |
104.23 |
1.0424 |
0.0363 |
228 |
1 |
104.23 |
2022-05-31 |
61. |
Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug. S... |
103.93 |
1.0257 |
0.0474 |
274 |
1 |
103.93 |
2022-05-31 |
62. |
When I was a young man, I had liberty, but I did not see it.... |
103.70 |
1.0525 |
0.0171 |
286 |
1 |
103.70 |
2021-08-17 |
63. |
I know you don't get a chance to take a break this often. I ... |
103.68 |
1.0315 |
0.0384 |
212 |
1 |
103.68 |
2020-09-13 |
64. |
I had felt it growing, this feeling that had been hiding ben... |
103.64 |
1.0437 |
0.0280 |
260 |
1 |
103.64 |
2020-05-03 |
65. |
Stand tall, boy. Have some respect for yourself. Don't you k... |
103.64 |
1.0369 |
0.0345 |
232 |
1 |
103.64 |
2020-11-15 |
66. |
If you're feeling fancy free, come wander through the world ... |
103.51 |
1.0179 |
0.0509 |
254 |
1 |
103.51 |
2020-03-08 |
67. |
It's so relieving to know that you're leaving as soon as you... |
103.39 |
1.0669 |
0.0010 |
250 |
1 |
103.39 |
2020-09-05 |
68. |
When I grow up, I'm not going to read the newspaper and I'm ... |
103.30 |
1.0223 |
0.0452 |
310 |
1 |
103.30 |
2020-01-14 |
69. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
103.18 |
1.0472 |
0.0208 |
149 |
1 |
103.18 |
2022-05-29 |
70. |
She, who always seems so happy in a crowd, whose eyes can be... |
103.11 |
1.0475 |
0.0170 |
254 |
1 |
103.11 |
2021-06-30 |
71. |
You held me down, but I got up, already brushing off the dus... |
103.07 |
1.0225 |
0.0421 |
234 |
1 |
103.07 |
2020-03-05 |
72. |
Faith isn't an act of intelligence, it's an act of imaginati... |
102.85 |
1.0190 |
0.0411 |
476 |
1 |
102.85 |
2020-04-08 |
73. |
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see, one and one make two... |
102.83 |
1.0797 |
-0.0194 |
214 |
1 |
102.83 |
2021-07-02 |
74. |
There's a clocktower in Hereford, where the names of the dea... |
102.79 |
1.0399 |
0.0213 |
221 |
1 |
102.79 |
2020-05-06 |
75. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
102.77 |
1.0777 |
-0.0136 |
226 |
2 |
92.29 |
2020-04-01 |
76. |
You spend your life in a dream that you can't escape, 'cause... |
102.76 |
1.0269 |
0.0299 |
206 |
1 |
102.76 |
2020-01-10 |
77. |
Close your eyes in the night and I'll be right in front of y... |
102.58 |
1.0194 |
0.0381 |
347 |
1 |
102.58 |
2021-07-02 |
78. |
I can always tell when you're lying. I also know that you ca... |
102.25 |
1.0214 |
0.0348 |
249 |
1 |
102.25 |
2021-08-12 |
79. |
We'll send him cheesy movies, the worst we can find. He'll h... |
102.20 |
1.0477 |
0.0082 |
245 |
1 |
102.20 |
2020-03-04 |
80. |
Maybe he is different but that doesn't mean that he's guilty... |
102.16 |
0.9377 |
0.1263 |
201 |
1 |
102.16 |
2020-10-28 |
81. |
Some have a positive vocation for breaking open safes: from ... |
101.94 |
0.9403 |
0.1234 |
307 |
1 |
101.94 |
2021-07-02 |
82. |
So now the sadness comes - the revelation. There is a depres... |
101.93 |
1.0433 |
0.0094 |
354 |
1 |
101.93 |
2019-12-05 |
83. |
When I was a child, I heard voices. Some would sing and some... |
101.89 |
1.0474 |
0.0027 |
399 |
1 |
101.89 |
2021-08-07 |
84. |
I mean that tonight you've made me ashamed of every concept ... |
101.71 |
1.0367 |
0.0138 |
317 |
1 |
101.71 |
2020-01-31 |
85. |
I heard some kids telling me, how they've lost faith in the ... |
101.60 |
1.0487 |
-0.0010 |
227 |
1 |
101.60 |
2022-07-02 |
86. |
You get a shiver in the dark, it's a-raining in the park but... |
101.56 |
1.0437 |
0.0055 |
212 |
1 |
101.56 |
2020-09-08 |
87. |
Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the k... |
101.30 |
1.0450 |
0.0058 |
358 |
1 |
101.30 |
2021-06-30 |
88. |
Picture a wave in the ocean. You can see it, measure it, its... |
101.23 |
1.0694 |
-0.0273 |
345 |
1 |
101.23 |
2022-07-31 |
89. |
Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. T... |
101.08 |
1.0391 |
0.0046 |
190 |
1 |
101.08 |
2021-07-02 |
90. |
That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something p... |
100.79 |
1.0647 |
-0.0193 |
278 |
1 |
100.79 |
2020-09-05 |
91. |
But you know that when the truth is told, you can get what y... |
100.75 |
1.0554 |
-0.0137 |
196 |
1 |
100.75 |
2022-07-31 |
92. |
There are five stages to grief, which are denial, anger, bar... |
100.56 |
0.9814 |
0.0648 |
391 |
1 |
100.56 |
2020-11-02 |
93. |
For example, by owning your own corporation, your vacations ... |
100.52 |
0.9445 |
0.1063 |
279 |
1 |
100.52 |
2021-07-17 |
94. |
If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... |
100.51 |
0.9928 |
0.0487 |
293 |
1 |
100.51 |
2021-11-22 |
95. |
Grown-ups like to tell you where they were when President Ke... |
100.50 |
0.9831 |
0.0634 |
404 |
1 |
100.50 |
2020-05-01 |
96. |
Under the lights when everything goes. Nowhere to hide when ... |
100.45 |
1.0766 |
-0.0396 |
119 |
1 |
100.45 |
2021-08-17 |
97. |
I want to leave my footprints in the sands of time. Know the... |
100.45 |
1.1152 |
-0.0766 |
235 |
1 |
100.45 |
2020-03-04 |
98. |
What you do as soon as you get up can underpin and affect yo... |
100.28 |
1.0506 |
-0.0151 |
291 |
1 |
100.28 |
2020-04-13 |
99. |
We think Voldemort wants to build up his army, not just witc... |
100.28 |
0.9134 |
0.1291 |
177 |
1 |
100.28 |
2020-04-07 |
100. |
The sun during midday will light up the dark night. Night dr... |
100.04 |
1.0257 |
0.0073 |
339 |
1 |
100.04 |
2021-12-25 |
101. |
And I don't believe in the existence of angels but looking a... |
99.66 |
1.0616 |
-0.0240 |
304 |
1 |
99.66 |
2020-03-16 |
102. |
I think we could do it if we tried, if only to say, you're m... |
99.61 |
1.0547 |
-0.0400 |
276 |
1 |
99.61 |
2021-07-17 |
103. |
You think cooking is a cute job, huh? Like mommy in the kitc... |
99.61 |
1.0197 |
0.0121 |
356 |
1 |
99.61 |
2021-12-29 |
104. |
Once you free your mind about a concept of harmony and music... |
99.58 |
1.0788 |
-0.0509 |
181 |
1 |
99.58 |
2020-05-13 |
105. |
I met him down near the border. Said he wanted me to work wi... |
99.56 |
1.0071 |
0.0219 |
203 |
1 |
99.56 |
2019-12-11 |
106. |
When the light is running low, and the shadows start to grow... |
99.56 |
1.0683 |
-0.0417 |
259 |
1 |
99.56 |
2020-03-10 |
107. |
Middle management means that you got just enough responsibil... |
99.55 |
1.0568 |
-0.0312 |
154 |
1 |
99.55 |
2020-03-03 |
108. |
For example, tomorrow we will demonstrate to all interested ... |
99.50 |
1.0334 |
-0.0055 |
237 |
1 |
99.50 |
2020-09-01 |
109. |
The time has come, to say fair's fair. To pay our rent, now,... |
99.48 |
1.0266 |
-0.0017 |
246 |
1 |
99.48 |
2021-08-12 |
110. |
See, bad things happen to me on field trips. Like at my fift... |
99.44 |
0.9369 |
0.0927 |
243 |
1 |
99.44 |
2021-12-29 |
111. |
Now, remember. According to my theory, you interfered with y... |
99.11 |
0.9646 |
0.0668 |
324 |
1 |
99.11 |
2020-03-05 |
112. |
In fact, the Americans of 1776 enjoyed a higher standard of ... |
98.94 |
1.0120 |
0.0078 |
441 |
1 |
98.94 |
2020-09-05 |
113. |
I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie... |
98.78 |
0.9616 |
0.0647 |
292 |
1 |
98.78 |
2020-03-07 |
114. |
Have you ever wanted to sleep for a hundred or thousand year... |
98.60 |
1.0130 |
0.0032 |
225 |
1 |
98.60 |
2020-10-22 |
115. |
The only thing we try to do here is show you how to make eff... |
98.52 |
1.0681 |
-0.0526 |
447 |
1 |
98.52 |
2020-03-08 |
116. |
Outside the street's on fire in a real death waltz, between ... |
98.48 |
1.0515 |
-0.0329 |
315 |
1 |
98.48 |
2020-05-13 |
117. |
If you were here for the other night, you'd be terrified. Yo... |
98.21 |
1.0250 |
-0.0259 |
255 |
1 |
98.21 |
2021-07-17 |
118. |
I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or a girl before t... |
98.10 |
1.0224 |
-0.0090 |
378 |
1 |
98.10 |
2020-03-12 |
119. |
I've been alone with you inside my mind and in my dreams I'v... |
98.10 |
1.0488 |
-0.0371 |
391 |
1 |
98.10 |
2020-03-04 |
120. |
So, the gods don't hand out all their gifts at once, not bui... |
98.02 |
1.0213 |
-0.0072 |
401 |
1 |
98.02 |
2020-08-20 |
121. |
Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as o... |
98.01 |
1.0400 |
-0.0284 |
426 |
1 |
98.01 |
2020-10-26 |
122. |
Hello. And welcome to your worst nightmare. I know you're in... |
98.00 |
0.9473 |
0.0737 |
322 |
1 |
98.00 |
2019-12-11 |
123. |
There's an infestation in my mind's imagination. I hope they... |
97.76 |
0.9744 |
0.0433 |
412 |
1 |
97.76 |
2020-03-16 |
124. |
There's no truth in the courtroom. There's just your version... |
97.53 |
1.0309 |
-0.0245 |
210 |
1 |
97.53 |
2021-08-07 |
125. |
To me our relationship makes perfect sense. You want me to p... |
97.43 |
0.9662 |
0.0459 |
354 |
1 |
97.43 |
2020-01-14 |
126. |
Changes, they might drive you half-insane, but it's killing ... |
97.36 |
0.9889 |
0.0131 |
285 |
1 |
97.36 |
2021-07-07 |
127. |
Someone sits on the shore and tells him how the waves have b... |
97.29 |
1.1290 |
-0.1279 |
241 |
1 |
97.29 |
2020-03-09 |
128. |
All seeds contain the tree they will become. In that seed is... |
97.24 |
0.9858 |
0.0179 |
483 |
1 |
97.24 |
2021-07-24 |
129. |
I have been second to Jo my whole life, in everything. And I... |
97.23 |
1.0774 |
-0.0782 |
203 |
1 |
97.23 |
2020-11-15 |
130. |
My name is Nathan Fielder, and I graduated from one of Canad... |
97.22 |
0.9434 |
0.0703 |
213 |
1 |
97.22 |
2020-11-23 |
131. |
Green is the sound the wind makes, rustling through the tree... |
97.14 |
1.0562 |
-0.0551 |
292 |
1 |
97.14 |
2020-03-05 |
132. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
97.05 |
0.9810 |
0.0257 |
362 |
1 |
97.05 |
2021-08-07 |
133. |
It made me shiver. And I about made up my mind to pray, and ... |
96.93 |
0.9389 |
0.0698 |
419 |
1 |
96.93 |
2020-10-29 |
134. |
Everyone has a moment in history which belongs particularly ... |
96.85 |
0.9733 |
0.0342 |
429 |
1 |
96.85 |
2020-09-10 |
135. |
When the shadow of the sash appeared on the curtains it was ... |
96.82 |
0.9858 |
0.0151 |
435 |
1 |
96.82 |
2022-05-31 |
136. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
96.50 |
0.9332 |
0.0669 |
295 |
1 |
96.50 |
2021-07-17 |
137. |
I read this thing the other day about how when you hear that... |
96.48 |
1.0641 |
-0.0679 |
225 |
1 |
96.48 |
2020-03-03 |
138. |
I will be dying and so will you, and so will everyone here. ... |
96.47 |
0.9836 |
0.0209 |
242 |
1 |
96.47 |
2020-04-25 |
139. |
It is not a man's duty, as a matter of course, to devote him... |
96.41 |
1.0177 |
-0.0247 |
312 |
1 |
96.41 |
2021-07-02 |
140. |
Bacteria may be conveniently grouped under two heads: those ... |
96.40 |
0.9415 |
0.0628 |
552 |
1 |
96.40 |
2020-09-01 |
141. |
The word science is derived from a Latin verb meaning "to kn... |
96.29 |
0.9398 |
0.0610 |
325 |
1 |
96.29 |
2021-08-07 |
142. |
You don't need money, don't take fame. Don't need no credit ... |
96.22 |
1.0643 |
-0.0737 |
198 |
1 |
96.22 |
2020-03-03 |
143. |
There's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne. You and your friends bett... |
96.20 |
1.0794 |
-0.0880 |
218 |
1 |
96.20 |
2020-01-14 |
144. |
I hate this. I hate being here. I hate that you have to be h... |
96.00 |
1.0375 |
-0.0466 |
471 |
1 |
96.00 |
2021-12-29 |
145. |
I must have left my house at eight because I always do. My t... |
95.96 |
1.0366 |
-0.0452 |
234 |
1 |
95.96 |
2020-03-15 |
146. |
I been doin' this a long time. I ain't never said nothin' to... |
95.47 |
1.0218 |
-0.0418 |
68 |
2 |
92.68 |
2021-08-12 |
147. |
I hate nice girls. If they so much as say hello, it stays on... |
95.27 |
0.9955 |
-0.0034 |
658 |
1 |
95.27 |
2020-04-01 |
148. |
I have to disagree. I make good life choices. Mostly because... |
95.27 |
1.0279 |
-0.0456 |
244 |
1 |
95.27 |
2020-03-10 |
149. |
I just watched the man that I love go to prison so that none... |
95.17 |
1.1048 |
-0.1234 |
153 |
1 |
95.17 |
2020-05-13 |
150. |
I spoke to you in cautious tones, you answered me with no pr... |
95.03 |
1.0322 |
-0.0539 |
408 |
1 |
95.03 |
2020-09-01 |
151. |
Wherever they might be they always remember that the past wa... |
94.99 |
1.0559 |
-0.0740 |
227 |
1 |
94.99 |
2021-12-29 |
152. |
The passage of time in prisons is not in a cell of brick and... |
94.61 |
1.0576 |
-0.0801 |
355 |
1 |
94.61 |
2020-01-07 |
153. |
I don't know why I'm here. I mean, I do. I'm nervous, I gues... |
94.54 |
0.9700 |
0.0143 |
527 |
1 |
94.54 |
2020-10-28 |
154. |
"Pearl Harbor" is a two-hour movie squeezed into three hours... |
94.38 |
0.8513 |
0.1317 |
426 |
1 |
94.38 |
2021-08-12 |
155. |
Last week, Bill's class took a field trip to the beach. His ... |
94.38 |
0.9246 |
0.0607 |
739 |
1 |
94.38 |
2020-04-08 |
156. |
Patience, he thought. So much of this was patience - waiting... |
94.26 |
1.0729 |
-0.0996 |
168 |
1 |
94.26 |
2020-03-09 |
157. |
Sometimes we talk all night long, we don't shut up. And when... |
94.17 |
1.0290 |
-0.0589 |
209 |
1 |
94.17 |
2020-03-12 |
158. |
A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were worki... |
94.17 |
0.9885 |
-0.0115 |
469 |
1 |
94.17 |
2021-08-06 |
159. |
Because some roads you shouldn't go down. Because maps used ... |
94.06 |
0.9712 |
-0.0005 |
154 |
1 |
94.06 |
2021-07-02 |
160. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
94.01 |
1.0638 |
-0.0904 |
247 |
1 |
94.01 |
2021-06-30 |
161. |
I only see my goals, I don't believe in failure 'cause I kno... |
93.93 |
1.0224 |
-0.0530 |
218 |
1 |
93.93 |
2020-11-15 |
162. |
We're very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries... |
93.83 |
0.9449 |
0.0316 |
297 |
1 |
93.83 |
2019-12-05 |
163. |
To put things simply, if your past makes your present... The... |
93.82 |
1.0631 |
-0.0976 |
206 |
1 |
93.82 |
2020-05-13 |
164. |
I'm always worried maybe people aren't going to like me when... |
93.52 |
0.9740 |
-0.0006 |
314 |
1 |
93.52 |
2020-04-25 |
165. |
Every time it rains, it rains pennies from heaven. Don't you... |
93.49 |
1.0274 |
-0.0646 |
404 |
1 |
93.49 |
2020-08-31 |
166. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
93.37 |
0.9500 |
0.0176 |
287 |
1 |
93.37 |
2021-12-29 |
167. |
It's an incredible sensation. You have to be very quiet. Tak... |
93.25 |
1.0533 |
-0.0918 |
206 |
1 |
93.25 |
2020-01-31 |
168. |
See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my ... |
93.19 |
1.0148 |
-0.0557 |
244 |
1 |
93.19 |
2019-12-06 |
169. |
Always look on the bright side of life. Always look on the l... |
93.07 |
1.0355 |
-0.0754 |
301 |
1 |
93.07 |
2020-03-07 |
170. |
Don't bother trying to explain your emotions. Live everythin... |
93.04 |
0.9936 |
-0.0286 |
240 |
1 |
93.04 |
2020-01-31 |
171. |
My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer, and... |
92.93 |
0.9613 |
-0.0021 |
195 |
1 |
92.93 |
2020-03-16 |
172. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
92.85 |
0.9678 |
-0.0046 |
392 |
1 |
92.85 |
2022-07-31 |
173. |
And then there was you, all red curls and smiles, stepping u... |
92.79 |
0.9718 |
-0.0062 |
334 |
1 |
92.79 |
2020-05-03 |
174. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
92.65 |
0.9780 |
-0.0190 |
173 |
1 |
92.65 |
2020-03-07 |
175. |
Yet you have never been there. You have not seen what it has... |
92.64 |
0.9484 |
0.0142 |
527 |
1 |
92.64 |
2020-01-14 |
176. |
It was close upon four before the door opened, and a drunken... |
92.63 |
0.9326 |
0.0308 |
558 |
1 |
92.63 |
2020-11-23 |
177. |
Don't practice too much at first, or you're likely to develo... |
92.55 |
0.9931 |
-0.0284 |
381 |
1 |
92.55 |
2020-09-02 |
178. |
We generally concur that "men" such as a cow, a turkey, a fr... |
92.45 |
0.9416 |
0.0217 |
510 |
1 |
92.45 |
2020-08-25 |
179. |
I didn't say I'd never slay another vampire. It's not like I... |
92.35 |
0.9012 |
0.0582 |
159 |
1 |
92.35 |
2020-03-04 |
180. |
I've known good criminals and bad cops. Bad priests. Honorab... |
92.31 |
1.0429 |
-0.0924 |
372 |
1 |
92.31 |
2020-03-12 |
181. |
Don't bother trying to explain your emotions. Live everythin... |
92.25 |
1.0136 |
-0.0593 |
240 |
1 |
92.25 |
2019-12-05 |
182. |
Despairing, Jonah trudged forward. He could see the other ki... |
92.24 |
0.9579 |
0.0015 |
277 |
1 |
92.24 |
2020-03-05 |
183. |
Experience informs intuition. But it does more than that: Ex... |
92.23 |
0.9289 |
0.0319 |
514 |
1 |
92.23 |
2020-04-25 |
184. |
I believe like a child that suffering will be healed and mad... |
92.22 |
1.0164 |
-0.0599 |
607 |
1 |
92.22 |
2020-03-03 |
185. |
October is inventory time, so right now, Statler Toyota is m... |
92.18 |
0.8563 |
0.1034 |
257 |
1 |
92.18 |
2020-09-01 |
186. |
It is impossible for me to ignore that you're in a different... |
92.15 |
0.9506 |
0.0080 |
319 |
1 |
92.15 |
2020-11-15 |
187. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
92.11 |
1.0561 |
-0.1028 |
227 |
1 |
92.11 |
2020-04-03 |
188. |
Men are not subtle - men are obvious. Women know what men wa... |
91.92 |
0.9350 |
0.0221 |
335 |
1 |
91.92 |
2020-04-11 |
189. |
We look not at the things which are what you would call seen... |
91.69 |
1.1443 |
-0.1982 |
190 |
1 |
91.69 |
2020-03-04 |
190. |
All I could think of was that the teachers must've found the... |
91.65 |
1.0401 |
-0.0934 |
323 |
1 |
91.65 |
2021-07-02 |
191. |
The story of his career shows that Augustus was indeed ruthl... |
91.56 |
0.9085 |
0.0446 |
366 |
1 |
91.56 |
2020-10-24 |
192. |
There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this ... |
91.56 |
1.0345 |
-0.0896 |
163 |
1 |
91.56 |
2020-05-13 |
193. |
The Western States nervous under the beginning change. Texas... |
91.51 |
0.8959 |
0.0567 |
327 |
1 |
91.51 |
2020-10-28 |
194. |
History is written by the victor. History is filled with lia... |
91.15 |
1.0290 |
-0.0925 |
237 |
1 |
91.15 |
2021-12-29 |
195. |
There is another self, more really "us" than "I". And if you... |
91.10 |
0.9267 |
0.0213 |
572 |
1 |
91.10 |
2020-04-25 |
196. |
Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today. I want to be a ... |
91.09 |
0.8903 |
0.0568 |
189 |
1 |
91.09 |
2020-03-13 |
197. |
Humans just lead short, boring, insignificant lives, so they... |
90.90 |
0.9737 |
-0.0278 |
283 |
1 |
90.90 |
2020-01-31 |
198. |
There will always be exceptions. For instance, when Presiden... |
90.89 |
0.9031 |
0.0405 |
174 |
1 |
90.89 |
2019-12-11 |
199. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
90.69 |
0.9636 |
-0.0238 |
281 |
1 |
90.69 |
2021-08-07 |
200. |
A great teacher has little external history to record. His l... |
90.63 |
1.0687 |
-0.1336 |
286 |
1 |
90.63 |
2020-04-08 |
201. |
They call me the king of the spreadsheets, got 'em printed o... |
90.48 |
0.9124 |
0.0293 |
261 |
1 |
90.48 |
2020-03-09 |
202. |
A sensitive and honest-minded man, if he's concerned about e... |
90.43 |
1.0009 |
-0.0648 |
236 |
1 |
90.43 |
2020-03-05 |
203. |
But I will tell you this. I'd use tonight to get myself orga... |
90.40 |
0.9206 |
0.0215 |
258 |
1 |
90.40 |
2019-12-10 |
204. |
Daddy's flown across the ocean. Leaving just a memory. A sna... |
90.28 |
0.9802 |
-0.0485 |
256 |
1 |
90.28 |
2022-05-29 |
205. |
"Mad Dog Time" is the first movie I have seen that does not ... |
90.10 |
0.9641 |
-0.0276 |
328 |
1 |
90.10 |
2020-10-26 |
206. |
Yes, I guess we do. For instance, I think it's wrong for you... |
89.91 |
1.0395 |
-0.1116 |
548 |
1 |
89.91 |
2020-03-04 |
207. |
That's too bad, I said lunch meet. You want a drink? Lose th... |
89.59 |
0.9474 |
-0.0169 |
415 |
1 |
89.59 |
2020-03-11 |
208. |
I know that I am mortal by nature and ephemeral, but when I ... |
89.55 |
0.9864 |
-0.0557 |
236 |
1 |
89.55 |
2020-01-31 |
209. |
I'll walk to the depths of the deepest black forest where th... |
89.47 |
0.9923 |
-0.0610 |
586 |
1 |
89.47 |
2020-02-26 |
210. |
All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, educatio... |
89.47 |
0.9481 |
-0.0169 |
182 |
1 |
89.47 |
2020-03-09 |
211. |
Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's go... |
89.34 |
0.9494 |
-0.0187 |
383 |
1 |
89.34 |
2020-11-15 |
212. |
It is important to notice that tolerance requires work. If p... |
89.00 |
0.9787 |
-0.0514 |
471 |
1 |
89.00 |
2020-03-05 |
213. |
Isn't everybody tired of the fighting? Isn't everybody tired... |
88.97 |
0.9531 |
-0.0345 |
149 |
1 |
88.97 |
2021-07-02 |
214. |
It's one thing to question your mind; it's another to questi... |
88.92 |
1.0187 |
-0.1040 |
293 |
1 |
88.92 |
2021-08-07 |
215. |
Sholes consulted with an educator who helped him analyze the... |
88.90 |
0.9603 |
-0.0383 |
430 |
1 |
88.90 |
2021-07-02 |
216. |
Natural selection can act only by the preservation and accum... |
88.60 |
0.9350 |
-0.0116 |
454 |
1 |
88.60 |
2020-08-24 |
217. |
And then what did he do? Did he train you? Did he rehearse y... |
88.17 |
0.9121 |
-0.0020 |
221 |
1 |
88.17 |
2021-07-09 |
218. |
Look, I'm gonna give you your choice. I'm not gonna be biase... |
88.13 |
0.9578 |
-0.0422 |
333 |
1 |
88.13 |
2020-03-10 |
219. |
We are the bright new stars born of a screaming black hole, ... |
88.12 |
0.9550 |
-0.0371 |
299 |
1 |
88.12 |
2020-09-05 |
220. |
For thirty years, I've sailed the seas and seen good and bad... |
87.96 |
0.9194 |
-0.0051 |
305 |
1 |
87.96 |
2020-04-25 |
221. |
Esteban stood at the front of the room, staring at the page.... |
87.96 |
1.0586 |
-0.1523 |
327 |
1 |
87.96 |
2020-03-07 |
222. |
Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this i... |
87.91 |
0.9727 |
-0.0612 |
442 |
1 |
87.91 |
2020-03-12 |
223. |
I made a very important discovery at Camp Currie. Happiness ... |
87.67 |
0.9428 |
-0.0370 |
327 |
1 |
87.67 |
2021-07-02 |
224. |
Once upon a time a boy's popularity was based on kickball ab... |
87.67 |
0.9154 |
-0.0027 |
260 |
1 |
87.67 |
2020-01-07 |
225. |
On other wavelengths there would probably be a lot still to ... |
87.49 |
0.9726 |
-0.0609 |
447 |
1 |
87.49 |
2020-03-07 |
226. |
You can run far, you can take your small precautions. But ha... |
87.39 |
0.9770 |
-0.0690 |
265 |
1 |
87.39 |
2020-03-05 |
227. |
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, La... |
87.11 |
0.8693 |
0.0363 |
301 |
1 |
87.11 |
2020-01-14 |
228. |
Chemists do not usually stutter. It would be very awkward if... |
86.81 |
0.8862 |
0.0180 |
153 |
1 |
86.81 |
2020-03-13 |
229. |
She was calling to him, inviting him, murmuring in his ear. ... |
86.80 |
0.9916 |
-0.0871 |
247 |
1 |
86.80 |
2020-03-04 |
230. |
I never wanted to become someone like him. So secure, conten... |
86.72 |
1.0591 |
-0.1637 |
245 |
1 |
86.72 |
2019-12-26 |
231. |
Come, sweetheart mine, don't sit and pine. Tell me of the ca... |
86.49 |
1.0312 |
-0.1421 |
323 |
1 |
86.49 |
2021-01-31 |
232. |
Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to... |
86.48 |
0.9120 |
-0.0120 |
305 |
1 |
86.48 |
2020-05-13 |
233. |
Yes, well, those pressures are everywhere in everyone, urgin... |
86.21 |
0.9782 |
-0.0816 |
299 |
1 |
86.21 |
2020-01-14 |
234. |
Somebody said you got a new friend. But does she love you be... |
86.06 |
1.0157 |
-0.1291 |
227 |
1 |
86.06 |
2020-11-15 |
235. |
We were happy pretending to be other people. We were the hap... |
85.89 |
0.9250 |
-0.0311 |
390 |
1 |
85.89 |
2020-05-13 |
236. |
It's easy enough to read the thoughts of a newcomer. Everyth... |
85.77 |
0.9330 |
-0.0402 |
363 |
1 |
85.77 |
2019-12-10 |
237. |
I don't know what it is that makes me love you so. I only kn... |
85.49 |
1.1020 |
-0.2237 |
181 |
1 |
85.49 |
2020-01-14 |
238. |
There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure 'cause y... |
85.48 |
1.0723 |
-0.1916 |
200 |
1 |
85.48 |
2020-03-03 |
239. |
Gentlemen: You have undertaken to cheat me. I won't sue you,... |
84.76 |
0.9570 |
-0.0828 |
100 |
1 |
84.76 |
2020-03-10 |
240. |
Having endured the racial turmoil of the Civil Rights Moveme... |
84.72 |
0.9445 |
-0.0609 |
389 |
1 |
84.72 |
2021-07-09 |
241. |
Now the scandal and the light are to be distributed differen... |
84.44 |
0.9967 |
-0.1251 |
215 |
1 |
84.44 |
2019-12-10 |
242. |
Well, if it isn't the man of the hour... You're late. I've b... |
83.45 |
0.8910 |
-0.0222 |
407 |
1 |
83.45 |
2020-03-15 |
243. |
Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people cal... |
83.36 |
0.9400 |
-0.0727 |
308 |
1 |
83.36 |
2020-03-05 |
244. |
As he watches through the door, his smile pulls in more and ... |
83.34 |
1.0404 |
-0.1817 |
263 |
1 |
83.34 |
2020-05-13 |
245. |
Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention from all ... |
83.11 |
0.9274 |
-0.0632 |
218 |
1 |
83.11 |
2020-03-07 |
246. |
Well, I'm afraid I'm still not with you, sir, because, I mea... |
83.03 |
0.9112 |
-0.0487 |
247 |
1 |
83.03 |
2020-03-05 |
247. |
If we play Bach on an old and well-preserved Silbermann orga... |
82.95 |
0.9011 |
-0.0378 |
392 |
1 |
82.95 |
2020-01-14 |
248. |
I've met another man. He's the best man I've ever met. He's ... |
82.92 |
1.0099 |
-0.1552 |
168 |
1 |
82.92 |
2020-03-08 |
249. |
It's freeing to know, it's all up to me, who I choose to be,... |
82.54 |
0.9676 |
-0.1084 |
443 |
1 |
82.54 |
2020-03-11 |
250. |
Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod... |
80.92 |
1.0173 |
-0.1834 |
112 |
1 |
80.92 |
2020-01-10 |
251. |
Walked out this morning, I don't believe what I saw: a hundr... |
80.89 |
0.9522 |
-0.1120 |
186 |
1 |
80.89 |
2020-01-31 |
252. |
Our customers are nervous about financial decisions because ... |
80.72 |
1.0206 |
-0.1893 |
224 |
1 |
80.72 |
2020-01-13 |
253. |
Maki Roll! The delicate flavor of the ocean, sealed within a... |
80.65 |
0.8648 |
-0.0258 |
184 |
1 |
80.65 |
2020-01-10 |
254. |
Every life is in many days, day after day. We walk through o... |
80.31 |
0.9367 |
-0.1074 |
185 |
1 |
80.31 |
2020-02-26 |
255. |
Well, on a basic cellular level we're the sum total of all o... |
79.44 |
0.9369 |
-0.1113 |
262 |
1 |
79.44 |
2020-01-31 |
256. |
You ask Raymond what he does for a living and he says, "I br... |
78.13 |
1.0067 |
-0.1919 |
422 |
1 |
78.13 |
2019-12-11 |
257. |
I did my best, it wasn't much. I couldn't feel, so I tried t... |
77.82 |
0.9761 |
-0.1656 |
227 |
1 |
77.82 |
2020-02-26 |
258. |
My son, from whence this madness, this neglect of my command... |
77.63 |
0.9761 |
-0.1758 |
171 |
1 |
77.63 |
2020-03-04 |
259. |
"Oh, if only it were possible to find understanding," Joseph... |
76.72 |
0.8995 |
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489 |
1 |
76.72 |
2020-01-14 |
260. |
I wonder about things, like, if they call an orange an "oran... |
76.37 |
0.8467 |
-0.0536 |
200 |
1 |
76.37 |
2019-12-06 |
261. |
Hello, son! Timmy Turner, my name is Doug Dimmadome, owner o... |
73.21 |
0.8720 |
-0.1094 |
277 |
1 |
73.21 |
2020-05-13 |
262. |
She smiles, sips on a cocktail, talks about her long term pl... |
73.16 |
0.9334 |
-0.1730 |
218 |
1 |
73.16 |
2020-02-26 |
263. |
Amateurs, amateurs. Listen to me, Mr. Wright. In the courtro... |
71.25 |
0.8024 |
-0.0636 |
131 |
1 |
71.25 |
2020-01-07 |
264. |
Hey, mom! It's Russell Hammond. I play guitar in Stillwater.... |
66.32 |
0.9020 |
-0.2122 |
326 |
1 |
66.32 |
2020-01-31 |