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1. Get a hold of yourself, you're an adult aren't you? 259.43 1.2149 0.2357 51 1 259.43 2024-08-14
2. You could have told me yourself that you loved someone else. 254.95 1.2039 0.2216 60 2 250.31 2024-08-14
3. The blade is as good as though it had just come out of the g... 237.39 0.9865 0.3409 70 1 237.39 2024-08-17
4. There are many things that I would like to say to you but I ... 231.61 1.1806 0.1144 75 1 231.61 2024-07-23
5. It seems to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind... 227.15 1.1402 0.1299 176 1 227.15 2024-08-03
6. Cleaning your house while kids are around is like shoveling ... 224.82 0.9950 0.2621 94 1 224.82 2024-08-08
7. Your face has fallen sad now, for you know the time is nigh.... 222.51 1.0917 0.1525 243 1 222.51 2024-07-24
8. No one really knows why they're alive until they know what t... 209.97 0.8973 0.2767 74 1 209.97 2024-07-23
9. Was life like that? You could look ahead to the future or ba... 206.56 1.0196 0.1354 148 1 206.56 2024-07-24
10. Social scientists sometimes talk about the concept of "ident... 200.83 1.0663 0.0566 222 1 200.83 2024-07-24
11. I didn't know it would be people you barely knew becoming fr... 200.09 1.0146 0.1042 254 1 200.09 2024-09-27
12. There's a sort of evil out there. Something very, very stran... 199.69 1.0499 0.0667 248 1 199.69 2024-08-20
13. It doesn't matter what I say, so long as I sing with inflect... 198.63 1.0632 0.0474 208 1 198.63 2024-07-24
14. You are what you are and you are where you are because of wh... 196.50 1.1823 -0.0836 178 1 196.50 2024-08-14
15. You want it on you? You need love, I need some too. Do you w... 196.09 1.0891 0.0073 87 1 196.09 2024-07-25
16. Where it began, I can't begin to know, but then I know it's ... 196.07 1.0254 0.0709 163 1 196.07 2024-07-25
17. I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, to see how... 195.89 1.0403 0.0550 193 1 195.89 2024-07-24
18. How can I just let you walk away, just let you leave without... 195.39 1.0921 0.0004 164 1 195.39 2024-08-03
19. Think of what you're saying, you can get it wrong and still ... 194.33 1.1084 -0.0218 172 1 194.33 2024-07-25
20. Pause you who read this, and think for a moment of the long ... 193.66 1.0883 -0.0055 199 1 193.66 2024-07-24
21. Open to everything happy and sad, seeing the good when it's ... 192.84 1.0312 0.0471 311 1 192.84 2024-07-24
22. Sometimes at night I let it get to me. And sometimes, I'm su... 190.72 1.0801 -0.0137 212 1 190.72 2024-08-09
23. I can't believe the things I see. The path that I have chose... 189.89 1.1127 -0.0509 164 1 189.89 2024-07-24
24. Games are bad. They make you mad. Games are bad. They make y... 188.96 1.0687 -0.0121 101 1 188.96 2024-07-25
25. Even if there's only one actual truth, you can have two trut... 188.75 1.0293 0.0261 284 1 188.75 2024-07-24
26. All right I think we've been down here in the dark long enou... 187.88 1.0195 0.0310 313 1 187.88 2024-08-09
27. Maybe someday we can talk about our past and we can talk abo... 187.50 1.0646 -0.0162 162 1 187.50 2024-08-03
28. Don't take anything personally - nothing others do is becaus... 187.00 1.0684 -0.0228 253 1 187.00 2024-07-25
29. You're not like the others. I've seen a few; I know. When I ... 186.77 1.0213 0.0230 155 1 186.77 2024-07-25
30. I don't need to try to control you. Look into my eyes and I'... 186.71 1.0610 -0.0170 163 1 186.71 2024-07-24
31. There are perhaps twenty regular posters on the forum, and s... 186.11 1.0709 -0.0303 392 1 186.11 2025-01-21
32. Sometimes I wish I could turn back time, impossible as it ma... 185.13 1.0710 -0.0359 244 1 185.13 2024-07-24
33. I have never done a day's work in my life - honest or dishon... 185.02 0.9581 0.0764 196 1 185.02 2024-08-03
34. Can you feel the sunshine? Does it brighten up your day? Don... 184.73 1.0840 -0.0511 227 1 184.73 2024-07-25
35. Braising meats and vegetables means to brown them first in a... 184.20 1.0140 0.0159 344 1 184.20 2024-07-24
36. My spirit's made up of the ocean, and the sky, and the sun, ... 183.78 1.0537 -0.0261 223 1 183.78 2024-07-25
37. Love isn't just wanting another person the way you want to o... 182.93 1.0667 -0.0439 207 1 182.93 2024-07-25
38. But you know that when the truth is told, you can get what y... 182.48 1.0502 -0.0299 196 1 182.48 2024-07-24
39. I want to defeat the me that's dragging this failure around.... 182.43 1.0566 -0.0366 181 1 182.43 2024-08-20
40. The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes... 182.39 1.1004 -0.0806 188 1 182.39 2024-07-25
41. You forget everything. The hours slip by. You travel in your... 180.90 1.0301 -0.0186 322 1 180.90 2024-08-17
42. For life is quite absurd, and death's the final word, you mu... 180.28 1.0475 -0.0395 187 1 180.28 2024-07-25
43. I used to wonder why he looked familiar. Then, I realized it... 180.24 1.0044 0.0034 292 1 180.24 2024-07-24
44. You have needs - satisfy them. You have as much right as the... 180.07 0.9713 0.0356 162 1 180.07 2024-08-03
45. Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beaut... 179.68 0.9654 0.0393 145 1 179.68 2024-07-25
46. It is truly amazing what you can do when you believe in your... 179.66 1.0457 -0.0411 299 1 179.66 2024-07-24
47. Death is but crossing the world, as friends do the seas; the... 179.45 1.0429 -0.0395 416 1 179.45 2024-07-25
48. I guess love's a funny thing the way it fades away without a... 179.40 1.0589 -0.0558 300 1 179.40 2024-07-24
49. Look and think as far ahead as possible. Often, a driver's n... 179.34 1.0555 -0.0527 323 1 179.34 2024-07-25
50. The way you wear your hat, the way you sip your tea, the mem... 179.14 1.0382 -0.0365 248 1 179.14 2024-07-24
51. Even the most motivated and intelligent student will advance... 179.10 1.0274 -0.0260 348 1 179.10 2024-08-20
52. It's an odd feeling, farewell. There is such envy in it. Men... 178.09 1.0007 -0.0049 194 1 178.09 2024-07-24
53. Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams. Speak ... 177.64 1.0790 -0.0857 190 1 177.64 2024-07-23
54. Where do you think you're going? Because I don't think you'r... 176.90 1.0822 -0.0931 97 1 176.90 2024-07-24
55. From the point of conception to the moment of truth. At the ... 176.60 1.0522 -0.0647 213 1 176.60 2024-07-24
56. It's so relieving to know that you're leaving as soon as you... 176.38 1.0610 -0.0748 250 1 176.38 2024-07-25
57. It didn't stop you from writing it. As if every thought that... 176.24 0.9907 -0.0053 210 1 176.24 2024-08-20
58. I learned to write because I am one of those people who some... 176.09 1.1118 -0.1272 210 1 176.09 2024-07-24
59. People changed slowly, over time. You didn't take one step, ... 175.82 1.0206 -0.0375 460 1 175.82 2024-07-24
60. Whatever happened to the values of humanity? Whatever happen... 175.69 1.0064 -0.0240 296 1 175.69 2024-07-25
61. It's you that perceives reality as bad and unpleasant. It's ... 174.44 1.0442 -0.0688 259 1 174.44 2024-07-25
62. The world's changing out there, there are a lot of new, exci... 174.37 1.0504 -0.0754 394 1 174.37 2024-08-20
63. You must know that there is nothing higher and stronger and ... 173.95 1.0668 -0.0942 511 1 173.95 2024-07-25
64. But this rough magic I here abjure, and when I have required... 173.39 0.9822 -0.0127 284 1 173.39 2025-05-04
65. Burning my bridges and smashing my mirrors, turning to see i... 173.27 1.0388 -0.0700 243 1 173.27 2024-07-23
66. Always seems to me you only see what people want you to see.... 173.08 1.0417 -0.0739 171 1 173.08 2024-07-24
67. Planet Earth. This is where I was born. And this is where I ... 172.89 1.0425 -0.0758 345 1 172.89 2024-07-24
68. One day she left without a word, she took away the sun. And ... 172.84 1.0658 -0.0994 170 1 172.84 2024-07-24
69. It's easy to complain about your life - how tough it is, how... 172.70 1.0282 -0.0626 395 1 172.70 2024-07-25
70. Hope you're feeling better now, hope you got my letter, how ... 171.63 1.0264 -0.0667 251 2 168.95 2024-07-25
71. I can't be alone here, I can't be the only one who feels lik... 171.63 1.0416 -0.0819 344 1 171.63 2024-07-24
72. Living is easy with eyes closed. Misunderstanding all you se... 171.36 0.9950 -0.0368 282 1 171.36 2024-07-25
73. For a moment the last sunshine fell with romantic affection ... 170.71 0.9907 -0.0362 260 1 170.71 2024-07-24
74. The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. The fir... 170.70 1.0778 -0.1233 228 1 170.70 2024-07-24
75. I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common... 170.67 0.9972 -0.0429 608 1 170.67 2024-07-24
76. I remember it Ed, that story you told me, came clear back to... 170.57 1.0517 -0.0980 379 1 170.57 2024-07-25
77. I hate this. I hate being here. I hate that you have to be h... 170.55 1.0320 -0.0784 471 1 170.55 2024-07-25
78. We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. ... 170.33 0.9838 -0.0314 387 1 170.33 2024-08-17
79. I've heard there was a secret chord that David played, and i... 169.91 0.9912 -0.0412 237 1 169.91 2024-08-20
80. Do you know what an artist and a sniper have in common? Deta... 169.60 1.0420 -0.0937 263 1 169.60 2024-07-25
81. Sometimes it seems like we're all living in some kind of pri... 169.35 1.0410 -0.0941 310 1 169.35 2024-07-25
82. We climbed, he first and I behind, until through a small rou... 169.18 1.0737 -0.1277 169 1 169.18 2024-07-25
83. One day beneath the lemon tree, my love and I did lie. A gir... 169.01 1.0413 -0.0963 234 1 169.01 2024-07-24
84. Space travel makes you realize just how small you really are... 168.29 1.0470 -0.1060 392 1 168.29 2024-07-25
85. Tell you what it is, Mr. Reid. Now we're four misfits who do... 168.02 1.0014 -0.0619 233 1 168.02 2024-07-24
86. You're asking how do I really feel, and I'm asking now how i... 166.48 1.0224 -0.0915 218 1 166.48 2024-07-25
87. The time has come for man to set himself a goal. The time ha... 166.24 1.1068 -0.1773 393 1 166.24 2024-07-25
88. Her eyes, like windows, trickle in rain upon the pain gettin... 166.05 1.0446 -0.1161 217 1 166.05 2024-07-24
89. Everyone always wants new things. Everybody likes new invent... 165.77 1.0288 -0.1019 269 1 165.77 2024-07-25
90. They were caught in an avalanche, carrying them down past a ... 165.41 1.0497 -0.1248 204 1 165.41 2024-08-20
91. If she and I were the only ones left in the world, if we sta... 165.39 1.1205 -0.1957 228 1 165.39 2024-07-25
92. I saw the light fade from the sky, on the wind I heard a sig... 165.06 1.0561 -0.1332 331 1 165.06 2024-07-23
93. Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew, when I bit off mor... 164.59 1.0482 -0.1279 151 1 164.59 2025-04-30
94. Perhaps it was an old flame he was in mourning for from the ... 162.32 1.0474 -0.1398 170 1 162.32 2024-07-24
95. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like m... 160.88 1.0031 -0.1035 170 1 160.88 2024-07-25
96. Had dreams. Two of 'em. Both had my father. It's peculiar. I... 160.53 0.9678 -0.0702 445 1 160.53 2024-07-25
97. The passage of time in prisons is not in a cell of brick and... 160.39 1.0524 -0.1556 355 1 160.39 2024-07-23
98. Wherever you fly, you'll be best of the best. Wherever you g... 160.05 0.9467 -0.0518 230 1 160.05 2024-07-25
99. If I fling one bag of trash out of my car window and onto th... 159.54 1.0249 -0.1328 193 1 159.54 2024-07-24
100. The basis of the Aztecs' success in creating a great state a... 159.28 0.9908 -0.1002 342 1 159.28 2024-07-25
101. Air-conditioned, odorless, illuminated by buzzing fluorescen... 159.17 0.9216 -0.0316 255 1 159.17 2024-07-24
102. A semitrailer is legally defined as a vehicle designed so th... 158.67 0.9544 -0.0672 228 1 158.67 2024-07-24
103. Stanley spent more time pushing the wheelbarrow than digging... 157.29 1.0085 -0.1290 257 1 157.29 2024-07-24
104. As to your dead guy, occupational hazard. Drug dealer gettin... 157.29 0.9567 -0.0772 134 1 157.29 2024-07-24
105. To some, the rules of etiquette may seem outdated, stuffy an... 157.19 0.9922 -0.1133 341 1 157.19 2024-07-24
106. And then what did he do? Did he train you? Did he rehearse y... 157.11 0.9066 -0.0281 221 1 157.11 2024-07-23
107. My friend, the great goddess cursed me and I must die in sha... 157.01 1.0983 -0.2204 197 1 157.01 2024-07-25
108. Most people believe that reality is truth and appearances ar... 156.13 1.0083 -0.1353 269 1 156.13 2024-07-24
109. Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought... 156.07 1.1378 -0.2651 144 1 156.07 2024-07-25
110. I've paid my dues time after time. I've done my sentence but... 155.40 1.0133 -0.1444 183 1 155.40 2024-07-25
111. Giving expression to thought by the observable medium of wor... 149.86 1.0082 -0.1703 378 1 149.86 2024-07-25
112. It won't always go your way, so you can't get trapped in thi... 148.26 1.0194 -0.1904 290 1 148.26 2024-07-24
113. We can now get these kids to buy just about anything. We can... 141.69 1.0627 -0.2704 193 1 141.69 2024-07-25
114. Half the time she did things not simply, not for themselves;... 141.25 1.0497 -0.2599 166 1 141.25 2024-07-25
115. In the past, all a King had to do was look respectable in un... 137.34 0.9745 -0.2066 253 1 137.34 2024-07-24