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1. If I ruled the world every day would be the first day of spr... 135.15 1.0646 0.4588 316 1 135.15 2025-10-05
2. How about tellers? You take tellers. They never tell you any... 129.09 1.0354 0.4197 277 1 129.09 2024-11-25
3. As my bones grew they did hurt. They hurt really bad. I trie... 127.49 1.0619 0.3751 223 1 127.49 2024-11-22
4. It's easy to get wrapped up in sharing everyday life with a ... 124.89 1.0994 0.3083 198 1 124.89 2025-11-15
5. One day you're in a funk about things, telling a friend that... 124.00 1.1323 0.2654 341 1 124.00 2024-11-21
6. And certainly, the mistakes that we male and female mortals ... 122.13 1.1043 0.2723 147 1 122.13 2024-11-25
7. Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow. Hello, I've just go... 119.26 1.0234 0.3209 290 1 119.26 2024-11-29
8. The weird thing about houses is that they almost always look... 119.23 1.1114 0.2325 204 1 119.23 2024-11-21
9. We were the people who were not in the papers. We lived in t... 119.23 1.0536 0.2903 171 1 119.23 2024-11-21
10. In a hamlet of ten households, there are bound to be those w... 118.66 1.1182 0.2193 204 1 118.66 2025-10-05
11. If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the k... 117.90 1.0758 0.2531 216 1 117.90 2024-11-22
12. Sometimes we talk all night long, we don't shut up. And when... 117.52 1.0211 0.3036 209 1 117.52 2024-11-22
13. The passage of time in prisons is not in a cell of brick and... 116.09 1.0524 0.2561 355 1 116.09 2024-11-22
14. Haven't you ever happened to come across in a book some vagu... 114.26 1.0256 0.2623 190 1 114.26 2024-11-25
15. Friends say I'm stupid and I'm out of my mind. But without y... 114.15 1.0133 0.2734 225 1 114.15 2025-10-07
16. You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... 113.53 1.0993 0.1804 265 1 113.53 2020-03-18
17. It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and t... 113.32 1.1293 0.1480 136 1 113.32 2019-12-04
18. Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it migh... 112.88 1.1522 0.1202 202 1 112.88 2021-07-16
19. Gax is a name you should not give to your child at all. It's... 112.14 1.0220 0.2420 230 1 112.14 2025-10-05
20. Recalling the past dredges up regrets that make me want to d... 110.83 1.0255 0.2237 204 1 110.83 2024-11-21
21. Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... 109.80 1.0361 0.2015 269 1 109.80 2021-01-04
22. I tensed, waiting for the fury - both his and mine - but it ... 109.55 0.9743 0.2605 348 1 109.55 2025-10-05
23. Although the United Nations does not have the power to enfor... 109.13 1.0284 0.2017 282 2 94.76 2024-11-21
24. The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... 108.57 1.0417 0.1821 253 1 108.57 2021-01-04
25. If a prediction is right, then it's like you only have one f... 108.34 1.0393 0.1819 376 1 108.34 2025-11-15
26. I know now that it's over. I knew it then. There would be no... 108.26 0.9731 0.2472 175 1 108.26 2021-01-04
27. I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not ... 106.90 1.1182 0.0867 164 1 106.90 2020-03-04
28. These guys are mokke, currently known as "faeries". They're ... 106.76 0.9919 0.2115 384 1 106.76 2024-11-22
29. Oh, the terrible struggle that I have had against sleep so o... 103.42 1.0278 0.1379 337 1 103.42 2024-11-21
30. Are you sure? Fine! Well, you go and have a really good nigh... 103.20 1.0190 0.1442 402 1 103.20 2024-11-21
31. The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... 103.13 1.0396 0.1229 149 1 103.13 2020-03-17
32. The only difference between lying and acting was whether you... 102.76 1.0719 0.0864 128 1 102.76 2025-10-05
33. Men are so quick to blame the gods: they say that we devise ... 101.74 0.9423 0.2045 172 1 101.74 2024-11-25
34. Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... 101.55 1.0796 0.0650 129 1 101.55 2019-08-31
35. Well this seems to be a waste of my time. That is nine hundr... 99.83 0.9731 0.1522 307 1 99.83 2024-11-21
36. Perhaps I will die too, she told herself, and the thought di... 99.56 1.0639 0.0583 480 1 99.56 2024-11-22
37. Words bend our thinking to infinite paths of self-delusion, ... 99.21 1.0502 0.0681 254 1 99.21 2020-02-22
38. A king may move a man, a father may claim a son, but that ma... 98.72 1.0204 0.0923 460 1 98.72 2024-11-22
39. Look round at the courses of the stars, as if thou wert goin... 98.45 1.0424 0.0673 208 1 98.45 2019-12-29
40. No man's life can be encompassed in one telling. There is no... 97.55 1.0458 0.0538 282 1 97.55 2020-02-22
41. Hello darkness, my old friend, I've come to talk with you ag... 96.60 1.0312 0.0577 222 1 96.60 2019-12-29
42. I remember the night you were charged with practicing iambic... 96.37 1.0151 0.0712 90 1 96.37 2020-03-08
43. Failure is nothing to be ashamed of. If you learned somethin... 95.45 1.0819 -0.0060 248 1 95.45 2020-02-22
44. Everyday I get up and pray to Jah and he increases the numbe... 94.83 0.9446 0.1243 224 1 94.83 2020-01-03
45. Don't say anything. Be dominant. It's all, all about dominan... 93.97 0.9271 0.1321 186 1 93.97 2019-11-28
46. He moved to the trees. Where the bark was peeling from the t... 93.50 0.9804 0.0735 395 1 93.50 2020-02-22
47. That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... 93.47 0.9841 0.0695 334 1 93.47 2019-12-29
48. Most of all I want to sleep. I want to sleep like I slept wh... 93.00 1.0832 -0.0349 198 1 93.00 2024-11-21
49. You're the one that told me I could swing by any evening, an... 92.86 1.0398 0.0069 203 1 92.86 2019-12-15
50. We are the world, we are the children. We are the ones who m... 92.19 1.0338 0.0053 213 1 92.19 2020-03-07
51. Music, you know, true music - not just rock 'n' roll - it ch... 91.94 0.8955 0.1408 264 1 91.94 2019-12-29
52. Can't hold on much longer. But I will never let go! I know i... 91.63 0.9376 0.0952 272 1 91.63 2020-03-15
53. Everybody stutters one way or the other, so check my message... 91.47 0.9560 0.0750 179 1 91.47 2020-03-04
54. You look in excellent health to me, Potter, so you will excu... 91.34 1.0387 -0.0091 162 1 91.34 2020-03-11
55. Social scientists sometimes talk about the concept of "ident... 91.09 1.0663 -0.0396 222 1 91.09 2019-12-29
56. I got that sunshine in my pocket, got that good soul in my f... 91.00 1.0144 0.0113 216 1 91.00 2021-01-04
57. You never read a book on psychology, Tippy. You didn't need ... 90.83 0.9857 0.0381 265 1 90.83 2021-07-21
58. Employees earn and get taxed, and they try to live on what i... 89.86 1.0565 -0.0436 216 1 89.86 2020-04-05
59. Just whistle while you work, and cheerfully together we can ... 89.49 1.0583 -0.0496 355 1 89.49 2019-12-20
60. My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... 89.49 1.0131 -0.0044 225 1 89.49 2019-12-29
61. In the moment when I truly understand my enemy, understand h... 89.46 1.0261 -0.0177 335 1 89.46 2019-11-29
62. You may tell a tale that takes up residence in someone's sou... 89.29 1.0633 -0.0568 245 1 89.29 2019-12-13
63. Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I w... 89.00 1.0401 -0.0369 256 1 89.00 2019-12-20
64. Maybe I'm foolish, maybe I'm blind thinking I can see throug... 88.86 0.9610 0.0406 191 1 88.86 2020-01-03
65. I know what you're thinking, how the heck does a 52-year-old... 88.17 0.8928 0.1010 239 1 88.17 2020-03-10
66. If you are one of earth's inhabitants, how blest your father... 88.16 0.9964 -0.0027 390 1 88.16 2019-12-04
67. Sometimes it makes me sad, though... Andy being gone. I have... 88.11 1.0387 -0.0455 365 1 88.11 2020-02-22
68. I've been trying to get answers from him. Where does he come... 87.83 0.9541 0.0359 257 1 87.83 2020-02-22
69. I'm shakin' the dust of this crummy little town off my feet ... 87.42 0.8919 0.0935 351 1 87.42 2020-03-08
70. Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can fe... 87.37 0.9224 0.0624 277 1 87.37 2019-12-15
71. I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them. I ... 86.84 0.9242 0.0546 244 1 86.84 2019-12-15
72. Quite a plan you boys cooked up here. Quite a plan. I'm not ... 86.03 0.9829 -0.0132 289 1 86.03 2020-01-03
73. Spooky, scary skeletons send shivers down your spine. Shriek... 85.94 0.9084 0.0603 240 1 85.94 2024-11-22
74. I can't believe the things I see. The path that I have chose... 85.91 1.1127 -0.1443 164 1 85.91 2019-08-12
75. A straight line is said to have been cut in extreme and mean... 84.71 1.0843 -0.1295 150 1 84.71 2019-12-15
76. I never conquered, rarely came. 16 just held such better day... 84.39 0.9407 0.0105 263 1 84.39 2019-12-28
77. Mail's here. Here's the mail, it never fails, it makes me wa... 84.07 0.9301 0.0175 123 1 84.07 2020-01-03
78. It is still early morning as I pass Denver on the I-70 and b... 83.90 0.9495 -0.0038 316 1 83.90 2019-12-16
79. Begin the day with a friendly voice. A companion, unobtrusiv... 83.00 0.9535 -0.0179 280 1 83.00 2019-12-29
80. When the general is weak and without authority; when his ord... 82.25 0.9980 -0.0709 246 1 82.25 2019-11-29
81. There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange ... 82.14 1.0100 -0.0841 268 1 82.14 2019-12-31
82. Thousands of groups exist to influence government. Among the... 82.00 0.9332 -0.0089 299 1 82.00 2019-09-07
83. I am fundamentally an optimist. Whether that comes from natu... 81.39 0.9966 -0.0792 349 1 81.39 2021-01-04
84. Then suddenly Prince Andre was speaking for himself, his acc... 81.38 0.8562 0.0611 282 1 81.38 2019-11-29
85. Expect the unexpected, they say, but once the unexpected hap... 81.00 0.9622 -0.0492 121 1 81.00 2021-07-16
86. I came to realize that I had more to offer this world than j... 80.75 1.0314 -0.1212 91 1 80.75 2021-07-16
87. Pulp: 1. A soft, moist, shapeless mass or matter. 2. A magaz... 80.67 0.9155 -0.0062 168 1 80.67 2024-11-21
88. She didn't know I was in the room, and when I asked her in a... 80.41 0.9901 -0.0837 449 1 80.41 2019-12-20
89. For children love is a feeling; for adults, it is a decision... 80.26 1.0553 -0.1506 204 1 80.26 2019-05-25
90. So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever s... 79.82 1.0972 -0.1975 239 1 79.82 2019-05-23
91. I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of v... 79.59 0.9425 -0.0454 162 1 79.59 2019-05-23
92. So this is it. You are scored on my heart, Clark. You were f... 78.00 1.0397 -0.1605 206 1 78.00 2019-11-28
93. A spaceship from another star. They ask me where all the peo... 77.89 1.0141 -0.1361 186 1 77.89 2019-11-28
94. Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought... 77.61 1.1378 -0.2630 144 1 77.61 2019-12-15
95. Somebody said you got a new friend. But does she love you be... 77.41 1.0080 -0.1355 227 1 77.41 2019-12-04
96. The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... 77.39 1.0368 -0.1645 276 1 77.39 2019-08-31
97. I wish that I was born a thousand years ago. I wish that I'd... 76.91 1.0561 -0.1892 282 1 76.91 2019-11-29
98. Everybody's talking about revolution, evolution, mastication... 76.59 0.8913 -0.0280 188 1 76.59 2020-04-05
99. How do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely ... 76.29 0.9031 -0.0432 208 1 76.29 2019-12-29
100. One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is t... 74.07 1.0934 -0.2585 237 1 74.07 2019-05-16
101. Computers make excellent and efficient servants, but I have ... 73.13 0.9350 -0.1107 176 1 73.13 2019-05-19
102. Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with... 73.11 0.9414 -0.1173 140 1 73.11 2019-12-15
103. I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... 72.90 1.0398 -0.2181 110 1 72.90 2019-08-12
104. Booth: Machete sent me a text. Osiris: What did it say? Boot... 72.87 0.7514 0.0700 104 1 72.87 2020-01-03
105. So you were born, and that was a good day. Someday you'll di... 70.65 1.0384 -0.2421 195 1 70.65 2019-08-12
106. Precious are the dead that lie there, every stone over them ... 68.80 1.0619 -0.2864 346 1 68.80 2019-05-25
107. So they're finally here, performing for you. If you know the... 68.71 0.9935 -0.2190 173 1 68.71 2019-05-21
108. He had changed since his New Haven years. Now he was a sturd... 67.83 0.9176 -0.1530 276 1 67.83 2019-08-12
109. Ah ha... So you cannot resist the temptation of my goods! I ... 67.69 0.9135 -0.1505 256 1 67.69 2019-05-23
110. You know, Devin, the way I see it, and hey, I'm no intellige... 67.48 0.9587 -0.1981 442 1 67.48 2020-03-11
111. My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer, and... 66.57 0.9558 -0.2054 195 1 66.57 2019-05-25
112. We don't believe what's on TV. Because it's what we want to ... 66.13 0.9645 -0.2191 298 1 66.13 2019-05-23
113. This pretentious ponderous collection of religious rock psal... 65.86 0.8649 -0.1225 184 1 65.86 2019-08-12
114. Maybe every human soul deals with loss and grief in its own ... 65.08 0.9552 -0.2216 292 1 65.08 2019-05-23
115. Hey, it's Hannah. Hannah Baker. That's right. Don't adjust y... 64.84 0.9108 -0.1799 390 1 64.84 2019-08-12
116. I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t... 64.71 0.9567 -0.2273 273 1 64.71 2019-05-21
117. Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... 64.59 0.9376 -0.2096 367 1 64.59 2019-05-21
118. I was talking to this guy, you know, and I just happened to ... 63.60 0.8897 -0.1728 213 1 63.60 2019-05-16
119. I'm sure that in 1985 plutonium is available in every corner... 63.58 0.8058 -0.0891 113 1 63.58 2019-05-21
120. I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... 63.09 1.0441 -0.3330 252 1 63.09 2019-05-21
121. Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams. Speak ... 62.43 1.0790 -0.3753 190 1 62.43 2019-05-16
122. I feel sorry for you. What it must feel like to want to pull... 62.39 0.9644 -0.2612 271 1 62.39 2019-05-23
123. Well we're living here in Allentown and they're closing all ... 62.02 0.9338 -0.2347 315 1 62.02 2019-05-21
124. There's a stark difference between the words 'prodigy' and '... 60.70 0.8511 -0.1669 243 1 60.70 2019-05-21
125. Attention passengers, this is your captain speaking. I've go... 60.20 0.8937 -0.2151 164 1 60.20 2019-05-19
126. You claim there's no hope left in the world. But if despair ... 57.37 0.9378 -0.2911 172 1 57.37 2019-05-21
127. Will I wake up? Is it a dream I made up? No, I guess it's re... 56.40 0.8781 -0.2424 147 1 56.40 2019-05-23
128. You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very muc... 56.13 0.8576 -0.2249 185 1 56.13 2019-05-19
129. You've gotta understand my position. I'm a coward, and Jaret... 50.64 0.8109 -0.2401 137 1 50.64 2019-05-21