| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
It's just that I learned a while ago that the best way to ge... |
73.12 |
1.0559 |
1.0220 |
110 |
1 |
73.12 |
2023-09-01 |
| 2. |
It's not about changing the world. It's about doing our best... |
69.61 |
1.0788 |
0.8993 |
163 |
1 |
69.61 |
2023-04-27 |
| 3. |
Now I will tell you the answer to my question. It is this. T... |
66.37 |
1.0153 |
0.8708 |
418 |
1 |
66.37 |
2019-11-28 |
| 4. |
Take the fifteen minutes before homeroom every morning. What... |
65.12 |
1.0272 |
0.8233 |
166 |
1 |
65.12 |
2018-12-12 |
| 5. |
The math is compelling. Most of the people in the world are ... |
63.64 |
1.0321 |
0.7764 |
343 |
1 |
63.64 |
2019-11-28 |
| 6. |
You know when I was a kid I always wanted to be a cowboy, an... |
61.32 |
1.0291 |
0.7135 |
172 |
1 |
61.32 |
2021-06-29 |
| 7. |
When I look into your eyes I can see a love restrained. But ... |
60.86 |
1.0133 |
0.7162 |
232 |
1 |
60.86 |
2019-11-28 |
| 8. |
If we were left solely to the wordy wit of legislators in Co... |
60.33 |
0.9683 |
0.7461 |
227 |
1 |
60.33 |
2019-11-25 |
| 9. |
You gave me wings and made me fly, you touched my hand. I co... |
59.82 |
1.0247 |
0.6752 |
154 |
1 |
59.82 |
2019-11-28 |
| 10. |
They had their faces twisted toward their haunches and found... |
59.46 |
1.0305 |
0.6592 |
213 |
1 |
59.46 |
2023-04-27 |
| 11. |
Wrongfully imprisoned action heroes rarely have the time to ... |
59.45 |
0.9881 |
0.7013 |
316 |
1 |
59.45 |
2019-11-28 |
| 12. |
So, even though you have broken my heart yet again, I wanted... |
58.83 |
1.0326 |
0.6392 |
150 |
1 |
58.83 |
2023-09-01 |
| 13. |
Noontime, and I'm still pushing myself along the road, the d... |
58.71 |
1.0201 |
0.6483 |
257 |
1 |
58.71 |
2023-04-27 |
| 14. |
I open up the paper. There's a story of an actor who had die... |
58.47 |
1.0214 |
0.6402 |
213 |
1 |
58.47 |
2019-11-25 |
| 15. |
I don't worry. This is all wrong. I don't know what it is bu... |
57.77 |
0.9946 |
0.6471 |
157 |
1 |
57.77 |
2018-12-10 |
| 16. |
Instead of hiring workers during the peak hog kill in the wi... |
57.65 |
0.9814 |
0.6569 |
364 |
1 |
57.65 |
2026-01-22 |
| 17. |
Everything happens for a reason. The system will be assessin... |
57.49 |
1.0305 |
0.6032 |
222 |
1 |
57.49 |
2019-11-28 |
| 18. |
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I tak... |
56.88 |
0.9593 |
0.6571 |
203 |
1 |
56.88 |
2019-11-25 |
| 19. |
Luke, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only ... |
56.87 |
0.9548 |
0.6613 |
229 |
1 |
56.87 |
2018-12-10 |
| 20. |
Difference in opinions has cost many millions of lives: for ... |
56.53 |
0.8766 |
0.7298 |
167 |
1 |
56.53 |
2019-11-28 |
| 21. |
Do you realize she's having a baby on the other side of the ... |
56.37 |
0.9212 |
0.6807 |
167 |
1 |
56.37 |
2019-11-28 |
| 22. |
Don't give me that. I'm sick and tired of facts! You can twi... |
56.35 |
0.8274 |
0.7739 |
105 |
1 |
56.35 |
2019-11-28 |
| 23. |
Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand. I ... |
55.70 |
1.0141 |
0.5688 |
176 |
1 |
55.70 |
2023-04-27 |
| 24. |
All my friends are heathens, take it slow. Wait for them to ... |
55.70 |
1.0496 |
0.5333 |
155 |
1 |
55.70 |
2018-12-12 |
| 25. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
55.66 |
1.0168 |
0.5649 |
271 |
1 |
55.66 |
2021-07-05 |
| 26. |
You know that I write slowly. This is chiefly because I am n... |
55.61 |
1.0138 |
0.5665 |
192 |
1 |
55.61 |
2021-06-30 |
| 27. |
I live on Earth at present, and I don't know what I am. I kn... |
55.55 |
0.9864 |
0.5922 |
200 |
1 |
55.55 |
2023-09-01 |
| 28. |
After others have talked about themselves, a point will be r... |
54.98 |
1.0948 |
0.4676 |
153 |
3 |
33.21 |
2023-09-01 |
| 29. |
Half the time she did things not simply, not for themselves;... |
54.18 |
1.0497 |
0.4900 |
166 |
1 |
54.18 |
2018-12-10 |
| 30. |
No one has ever witnessed the complete evolution of any star... |
54.14 |
0.9364 |
0.6021 |
319 |
1 |
54.14 |
2018-12-12 |
| 31. |
One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is t... |
53.92 |
1.0934 |
0.4389 |
237 |
1 |
53.92 |
2023-09-01 |
| 32. |
Once you fall, Septimus repeated to himself, human nature is... |
53.49 |
0.9366 |
0.5835 |
229 |
1 |
53.49 |
2019-02-07 |
| 33. |
Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old ... |
53.43 |
0.9574 |
0.5609 |
312 |
1 |
53.43 |
2018-12-14 |
| 34. |
The Moulin Rouge. A night club, a dance hall and a bordello.... |
53.14 |
0.9207 |
0.5894 |
280 |
1 |
53.14 |
2019-11-28 |
| 35. |
The war against the orcs took its toll, and the prisoners of... |
52.91 |
0.9798 |
0.5238 |
387 |
1 |
52.91 |
2018-12-10 |
| 36. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
52.23 |
0.9897 |
0.4945 |
274 |
1 |
52.23 |
2019-02-07 |
| 37. |
Houston, we're getting our first look at the service module ... |
52.14 |
0.9574 |
0.5243 |
208 |
1 |
52.14 |
2018-12-14 |
| 38. |
Peter Pumpkinhead came to town spreading wisdom and cash aro... |
52.09 |
0.8801 |
0.6002 |
274 |
1 |
52.09 |
2019-02-07 |
| 39. |
All around us are hot dog vending machines in different guis... |
51.73 |
0.9256 |
0.5444 |
332 |
1 |
51.73 |
2019-12-04 |
| 40. |
We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. ... |
50.95 |
0.9838 |
0.4641 |
387 |
1 |
50.95 |
2023-09-01 |
| 41. |
You have no respect for excessive authority or obsolete trad... |
50.85 |
0.9757 |
0.4693 |
142 |
1 |
50.85 |
2018-12-10 |
| 42. |
All right. This town must be hot. They don't need a large ad... |
50.78 |
0.9171 |
0.5259 |
143 |
1 |
50.78 |
2018-12-10 |
| 43. |
V: I can assure you, I mean you no harm. Evey: Who are you? ... |
50.49 |
0.8661 |
0.5687 |
323 |
1 |
50.49 |
2018-12-12 |
| 44. |
I was looking for myself and asking everyone except myself q... |
50.37 |
0.9875 |
0.4439 |
275 |
1 |
50.37 |
2018-12-14 |
| 45. |
Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. We fought for th... |
50.25 |
0.8829 |
0.5451 |
375 |
1 |
50.25 |
2018-12-14 |
| 46. |
I have felt as bleak as I've felt since puberty, and have fi... |
49.89 |
0.9271 |
0.4907 |
145 |
1 |
49.89 |
2017-11-10 |
| 47. |
When was the last time you remember doing something during t... |
49.89 |
0.9525 |
0.4653 |
389 |
1 |
49.89 |
2019-11-28 |
| 48. |
This island of merchants is home to many valuable goods. Whi... |
49.89 |
1.0406 |
0.3772 |
304 |
1 |
49.89 |
2017-11-10 |
| 49. |
I feel drunk but I'm sober, I'm young and I'm underpaid. I'm... |
49.65 |
0.8504 |
0.5605 |
169 |
1 |
49.65 |
2020-02-09 |
| 50. |
A turn here, a turn there, and it goes on for years, becomes... |
49.57 |
1.0199 |
0.3888 |
381 |
1 |
49.57 |
2018-12-10 |
| 51. |
Poverty is a peculiar, insidious thing: a cause whose effect... |
49.55 |
0.9820 |
0.4261 |
198 |
1 |
49.55 |
2018-12-10 |
| 52. |
Like a good novel, clean code should clearly expose the tens... |
49.16 |
0.9927 |
0.4043 |
266 |
1 |
49.16 |
2023-09-01 |
| 53. |
There was no reason for me to stay in the real world any lon... |
49.15 |
1.0663 |
0.3304 |
187 |
1 |
49.15 |
2017-11-10 |
| 54. |
It's a human sign when things go wrong, when the scent of he... |
48.65 |
1.0292 |
0.3533 |
182 |
1 |
48.65 |
2017-07-19 |
| 55. |
I seem to be what I'm not, you see. I'm wearing my heart lik... |
48.56 |
0.9211 |
0.4589 |
107 |
1 |
48.56 |
2018-12-14 |
| 56. |
I exist. In thousands of agonies - I exist. I'm tormented on... |
47.97 |
0.9732 |
0.3900 |
256 |
1 |
47.97 |
2023-09-01 |
| 57. |
Oh, I got it. You're trying to teach me how to be cool. You'... |
47.60 |
0.9963 |
0.3564 |
195 |
1 |
47.60 |
2023-09-01 |
| 58. |
Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again. Moon s... |
47.50 |
0.7838 |
0.5660 |
406 |
1 |
47.50 |
2019-11-28 |
| 59. |
Everybody on campus was using it. "Facebook me" was the comm... |
46.72 |
0.8372 |
0.4905 |
231 |
1 |
46.72 |
2018-12-10 |
| 60. |
I have often wished to be human. I study people carefully in... |
46.39 |
0.8899 |
0.4284 |
110 |
1 |
46.39 |
2018-12-10 |
| 61. |
This is as brave as I know how to be. I know it's gonna hurt... |
46.19 |
0.9405 |
0.3721 |
121 |
1 |
46.19 |
2018-12-14 |
| 62. |
Advertising is based on one thing: happiness. And you know w... |
45.68 |
0.9679 |
0.3302 |
255 |
1 |
45.68 |
2017-11-10 |
| 63. |
The machinery in these canyons are Halo's primary firing mec... |
45.43 |
0.9380 |
0.3530 |
260 |
1 |
45.43 |
2017-11-10 |
| 64. |
No, you're not. You don't know how to drink. Your whole gene... |
44.32 |
0.9604 |
0.2991 |
255 |
1 |
44.32 |
2017-11-10 |
| 65. |
The Western States nervous under the beginning change. Texas... |
44.14 |
0.8939 |
0.3604 |
327 |
1 |
44.14 |
2017-11-10 |
| 66. |
Sometimes you picture me. I'm walking too far ahead, you're ... |
43.40 |
0.9433 |
0.2900 |
170 |
1 |
43.40 |
2017-11-10 |
| 67. |
The milk and cheese and yogurt, which once came from dairy c... |
43.40 |
0.9310 |
0.3023 |
188 |
1 |
43.40 |
2017-07-20 |
| 68. |
You should have acted. They're already here. The Elder Scrol... |
43.06 |
0.9289 |
0.2948 |
316 |
1 |
43.06 |
2017-11-10 |
| 69. |
You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be marri... |
43.02 |
0.9205 |
0.3020 |
103 |
1 |
43.02 |
2017-02-06 |
| 70. |
It's sometimes quite astonishing that a single, average life... |
42.82 |
1.0347 |
0.1821 |
162 |
1 |
42.82 |
2017-02-06 |
| 71. |
And the mind that has conceived a plan of living must never ... |
42.15 |
1.0634 |
0.1344 |
177 |
1 |
42.15 |
2017-02-02 |
| 72. |
The things we do outlast our mortality. The things we do are... |
41.57 |
0.9917 |
0.1896 |
293 |
1 |
41.57 |
2017-11-10 |
| 73. |
It's our land. We were born on it, and we got killed on it, ... |
41.53 |
0.9123 |
0.2679 |
171 |
1 |
41.53 |
2017-02-06 |
| 74. |
I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haver... |
41.00 |
0.8313 |
0.3338 |
208 |
1 |
41.00 |
2017-07-20 |
| 75. |
You're right, Mom. I shouldn't let this bother me. I'm in te... |
40.65 |
0.8924 |
0.2628 |
210 |
1 |
40.65 |
2017-07-19 |
| 76. |
Webster defines intelligence as, "the ability to apprehend i... |
40.32 |
0.8670 |
0.2788 |
318 |
2 |
33.70 |
2017-07-19 |
| 77. |
With the coming of Dean Moriarty began the part of my life y... |
39.80 |
0.9019 |
0.2291 |
204 |
1 |
39.80 |
2016-12-05 |
| 78. |
When she returns to the forum page, her post is there. It is... |
39.32 |
1.0547 |
0.0627 |
257 |
1 |
39.32 |
2017-02-06 |
| 79. |
Life is short. From here to that old car you know so well th... |
38.74 |
0.9668 |
0.1341 |
237 |
1 |
38.74 |
2017-02-06 |
| 80. |
It is always painful to part from people whom one has known ... |
37.50 |
0.8888 |
0.1769 |
150 |
1 |
37.50 |
2016-12-05 |
| 81. |
You have needs - satisfy them. You have as much right as the... |
37.27 |
0.9713 |
0.0878 |
162 |
1 |
37.27 |
2016-12-05 |
| 82. |
Death really did not matter to him but life did, and therefo... |
36.72 |
1.0681 |
-0.0246 |
158 |
1 |
36.72 |
2016-12-05 |
| 83. |
William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were mastermind... |
36.42 |
0.8008 |
0.2342 |
143 |
1 |
36.42 |
2017-11-10 |
| 84. |
Right now there are three people in chat, but there's no way... |
36.37 |
0.9785 |
0.0550 |
154 |
1 |
36.37 |
2016-09-07 |
| 85. |
And now, as I close my task, subduing my desire to linger ye... |
35.98 |
0.9989 |
0.0236 |
222 |
1 |
35.98 |
2016-12-05 |
| 86. |
These things gotta happen every five years or so, ten years.... |
35.61 |
0.8766 |
0.1353 |
130 |
1 |
35.61 |
2016-12-05 |
| 87. |
Excellent. He's enterprising, aggressive, outgoing, young, b... |
33.86 |
0.8890 |
0.0732 |
199 |
1 |
33.86 |
2017-02-06 |
| 88. |
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty again... |
33.52 |
1.0212 |
-0.0686 |
169 |
1 |
33.52 |
2016-09-07 |
| 89. |
He knew everything there was to know about literature, excep... |
33.46 |
0.8869 |
0.0640 |
78 |
1 |
33.46 |
2016-12-05 |
| 90. |
Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird ... |
33.20 |
1.0526 |
-0.1091 |
209 |
1 |
33.20 |
2016-12-05 |
| 91. |
I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not ... |
33.09 |
1.1182 |
-0.1779 |
164 |
3 |
30.94 |
2016-08-19 |
| 92. |
The idea that he did not really have control over the coming... |
32.89 |
1.0362 |
-0.1015 |
192 |
1 |
32.89 |
2016-08-20 |
| 93. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
32.42 |
1.0787 |
-0.1574 |
237 |
1 |
32.42 |
2016-08-06 |
| 94. |
The brain can be a tool. But when you can't stop thinking of... |
32.30 |
0.9221 |
-0.0042 |
244 |
2 |
29.42 |
2016-09-07 |
| 95. |
Dean is the perfect guy for the road because he actually was... |
32.21 |
0.8506 |
0.0647 |
132 |
1 |
32.21 |
2016-07-18 |
| 96. |
With people like us, you should hang out, get to know what t... |
32.20 |
1.0979 |
-0.1829 |
191 |
1 |
32.20 |
2016-09-07 |
| 97. |
Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like m... |
32.19 |
1.0031 |
-0.0883 |
170 |
1 |
32.19 |
2016-09-07 |
| 98. |
Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place where as a child I'... |
31.93 |
0.8936 |
0.0138 |
127 |
1 |
31.93 |
2016-07-18 |
| 99. |
Although his voice was also broken by uncertainty and his ha... |
31.70 |
1.1162 |
-0.2154 |
189 |
1 |
31.70 |
2016-08-07 |
| 100. |
Is it sweeter to exist only in the mind or to exist both in ... |
31.50 |
0.8551 |
0.0401 |
171 |
3 |
23.83 |
2016-09-07 |
| 101. |
There are perhaps twenty regular posters on the forum, and s... |
31.38 |
0.9287 |
-0.0370 |
108 |
2 |
31.07 |
2016-08-20 |
| 102. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
31.31 |
1.0788 |
-0.1890 |
171 |
1 |
31.31 |
2016-08-07 |
| 103. |
There are very few things I wish I could change about those ... |
31.21 |
0.8876 |
-0.0007 |
118 |
1 |
31.21 |
2016-07-18 |
| 104. |
I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little... |
31.11 |
0.9396 |
-0.0555 |
119 |
2 |
26.74 |
2016-09-07 |
| 105. |
Writing is hard work. A clear sentence is no accident. Very ... |
30.86 |
1.0323 |
-0.1553 |
224 |
1 |
30.86 |
2016-09-07 |
| 106. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
30.78 |
1.0462 |
-0.1715 |
184 |
1 |
30.78 |
2016-09-07 |
| 107. |
Gentlemen: You have undertaken to cheat me. I won't sue you,... |
30.68 |
0.9499 |
-0.0781 |
100 |
2 |
28.47 |
2016-08-20 |
| 108. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
30.33 |
0.8867 |
-0.0248 |
163 |
2 |
29.06 |
2016-08-19 |
| 109. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
30.17 |
1.0487 |
-0.1913 |
231 |
1 |
30.17 |
2016-08-20 |
| 110. |
I've seen it watching me, that misty thing without a face. I... |
29.98 |
1.0314 |
-0.1794 |
205 |
1 |
29.98 |
2016-09-07 |
| 111. |
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty again... |
29.89 |
0.8592 |
-0.0098 |
137 |
1 |
29.89 |
2016-09-07 |
| 112. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
29.78 |
0.8177 |
0.0286 |
124 |
1 |
29.78 |
2016-08-20 |
| 113. |
You could substitute raspberries or any other fruit, but 99.... |
29.66 |
0.9097 |
-0.0668 |
153 |
1 |
29.66 |
2016-08-20 |
| 114. |
I've been thinking lots about my life and how quick I'd wash... |
29.54 |
0.8898 |
-0.0503 |
158 |
1 |
29.54 |
2016-08-20 |
| 115. |
Despair comes slowly, crawling its way up inside you until i... |
29.46 |
0.9772 |
-0.1400 |
266 |
1 |
29.46 |
2016-09-07 |
| 116. |
I'll miss the sea, but a person needs new experiences. They ... |
29.05 |
0.9774 |
-0.1519 |
196 |
1 |
29.05 |
2016-08-10 |
| 117. |
However we choose to feed ourselves, we eat by the grace of ... |
29.01 |
0.9986 |
-0.1742 |
162 |
1 |
29.01 |
2016-08-06 |
| 118. |
In most cases, there is more to be gained by maximizing the ... |
28.98 |
0.9160 |
-0.0925 |
112 |
1 |
28.98 |
2016-08-20 |
| 119. |
Like painting, most software is intended for a human audienc... |
28.94 |
0.9572 |
-0.1348 |
201 |
1 |
28.94 |
2016-09-07 |
| 120. |
That Qwerty survived significant challenges early in the his... |
28.92 |
0.7916 |
0.0302 |
184 |
1 |
28.92 |
2016-08-06 |
| 121. |
There's a piece of Maria in every song that I sing. And the ... |
28.69 |
0.8854 |
-0.0701 |
116 |
1 |
28.69 |
2016-08-19 |
| 122. |
We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in t... |
28.59 |
1.0202 |
-0.2077 |
192 |
1 |
28.59 |
2016-08-20 |
| 123. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
28.55 |
1.0796 |
-0.2683 |
129 |
1 |
28.55 |
2016-08-19 |
| 124. |
It's a four ton truck, Tyrone, it's not as though it's a pac... |
28.54 |
0.7958 |
0.0152 |
151 |
1 |
28.54 |
2016-08-20 |
| 125. |
Many people limit themselves to leading boring, dull lives b... |
28.44 |
0.8500 |
-0.0418 |
145 |
1 |
28.44 |
2016-08-07 |
| 126. |
You're not like the others. I've seen a few; I know. When I ... |
28.43 |
1.0213 |
-0.2134 |
155 |
2 |
25.59 |
2016-08-20 |
| 127. |
Hackers in Amtrak computers, or air-traffic control computer... |
28.39 |
0.8023 |
0.0045 |
113 |
1 |
28.39 |
2016-09-07 |
| 128. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
28.32 |
0.9731 |
-0.1683 |
129 |
1 |
28.32 |
2016-09-07 |
| 129. |
Don't bother trying to explain your emotions. Live everythin... |
28.29 |
1.0086 |
-0.2047 |
240 |
1 |
28.29 |
2016-09-07 |
| 130. |
Sparkling wines are wines that contain carbon dioxide bubble... |
28.24 |
0.9353 |
-0.1328 |
177 |
1 |
28.24 |
2016-08-06 |
| 131. |
If the driver would only slow down, the car would actually g... |
28.23 |
0.8842 |
-0.0820 |
135 |
3 |
24.13 |
2016-08-19 |
| 132. |
May your hands always be busy, may your feet always be swift... |
28.20 |
1.0169 |
-0.2155 |
222 |
1 |
28.20 |
2016-09-07 |
| 133. |
Look and think as far ahead as possible. Often, a driver's n... |
28.17 |
0.9430 |
-0.1425 |
227 |
1 |
28.17 |
2016-09-07 |
| 134. |
It's really hard to do nothing totally. Even just sitting he... |
28.11 |
1.0424 |
-0.2436 |
171 |
1 |
28.11 |
2016-09-07 |
| 135. |
Hanging by threads of palest silver, I could have stayed tha... |
28.08 |
1.0282 |
-0.2302 |
226 |
1 |
28.08 |
2016-08-20 |
| 136. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
28.04 |
0.9682 |
-0.1714 |
143 |
1 |
28.04 |
2016-08-20 |
| 137. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
27.93 |
1.0213 |
-0.2276 |
240 |
2 |
26.29 |
2016-08-10 |
| 138. |
Here, the oregano and other trace materials sitting on the s... |
27.71 |
0.9873 |
-0.1999 |
155 |
1 |
27.71 |
2016-08-19 |
| 139. |
The goal of the true seeker is to become a sage, or superior... |
27.63 |
0.9340 |
-0.1488 |
296 |
1 |
27.63 |
2016-08-06 |
| 140. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
27.59 |
0.8263 |
-0.0423 |
162 |
1 |
27.59 |
2016-07-31 |
| 141. |
The men in the room suddenly realized that they didn't want ... |
27.55 |
1.0319 |
-0.2490 |
215 |
1 |
27.55 |
2016-08-19 |
| 142. |
While it may hold true that the final few seconds of a bike ... |
27.50 |
0.7996 |
-0.0181 |
177 |
1 |
27.50 |
2016-07-24 |
| 143. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
27.48 |
0.9941 |
-0.2132 |
217 |
1 |
27.48 |
2016-08-20 |
| 144. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
27.45 |
1.0131 |
-0.2330 |
225 |
1 |
27.45 |
2016-08-20 |
| 145. |
Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, she... |
27.41 |
0.9226 |
-0.1437 |
177 |
1 |
27.41 |
2016-07-17 |
| 146. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
27.19 |
0.9260 |
-0.1533 |
243 |
1 |
27.19 |
2016-07-31 |
| 147. |
Because most of the 150,000 tons of gold ever mined is still... |
27.15 |
0.9303 |
-0.1588 |
176 |
1 |
27.15 |
2016-08-20 |
| 148. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
27.13 |
1.0714 |
-0.3004 |
129 |
1 |
27.13 |
2016-07-24 |
| 149. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
26.91 |
1.0023 |
-0.2376 |
211 |
1 |
26.91 |
2016-08-19 |
| 150. |
The great edifice of variety and choice that is an American ... |
26.90 |
1.0083 |
-0.2439 |
273 |
1 |
26.90 |
2016-08-06 |
| 151. |
Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, lik... |
26.83 |
0.8941 |
-0.1317 |
216 |
2 |
26.34 |
2016-08-20 |
| 152. |
Can I be like everyone, pretending that there's nothing wron... |
26.74 |
0.8123 |
-0.0524 |
143 |
1 |
26.74 |
2016-09-07 |
| 153. |
Don't tell me what's in, don't tell me how to write, don't t... |
26.66 |
1.0695 |
-0.3119 |
183 |
2 |
22.86 |
2016-07-18 |
| 154. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
26.58 |
0.9128 |
-0.1575 |
133 |
1 |
26.58 |
2016-07-24 |
| 155. |
And I don't believe in the existence of angels but looking a... |
26.33 |
0.9162 |
-0.1680 |
165 |
1 |
26.33 |
2016-08-06 |
| 156. |
All hands on deck at dawn, sailing to sadder shores. Your po... |
26.28 |
0.8097 |
-0.0629 |
113 |
1 |
26.28 |
2016-08-20 |
| 157. |
Had dreams. Two of 'em. Both had my father. It's peculiar. I... |
26.16 |
0.7877 |
-0.0443 |
142 |
1 |
26.16 |
2016-08-20 |
| 158. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
26.15 |
0.9697 |
-0.2266 |
249 |
1 |
26.15 |
2016-08-06 |
| 159. |
I don't believe in an interventionist God, but I know, darli... |
26.07 |
0.8089 |
-0.0681 |
158 |
1 |
26.07 |
2016-08-19 |
| 160. |
The hectic speed, and the brevity of the lines in the thread... |
25.86 |
0.9131 |
-0.1782 |
144 |
1 |
25.86 |
2016-07-18 |
| 161. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
25.80 |
0.9578 |
-0.2246 |
281 |
1 |
25.80 |
2016-08-07 |
| 162. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
25.58 |
0.9966 |
-0.2697 |
259 |
1 |
25.58 |
2016-07-18 |
| 163. |
There are still some places where you can get all you can ea... |
25.54 |
0.9028 |
-0.1770 |
155 |
1 |
25.54 |
2016-07-17 |
| 164. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
25.29 |
0.9430 |
-0.2243 |
211 |
1 |
25.29 |
2016-08-20 |
| 165. |
Thing is Butch, right now you got ability. But painful as it... |
25.27 |
0.7920 |
-0.0739 |
88 |
1 |
25.27 |
2016-08-07 |
| 166. |
Ever seen the size of one of their molars? They go through b... |
25.13 |
0.8763 |
-0.1622 |
139 |
1 |
25.13 |
2016-08-06 |
| 167. |
Never give up, no matter how far behind you are, no matter h... |
25.13 |
0.9368 |
-0.2227 |
173 |
1 |
25.13 |
2016-07-31 |
| 168. |
He managed to open the cupboard door with his nose and found... |
25.01 |
0.9127 |
-0.2020 |
252 |
1 |
25.01 |
2016-08-20 |
| 169. |
From compositional considerations the tomato layer would be ... |
24.94 |
1.0375 |
-0.3288 |
200 |
3 |
20.50 |
2016-07-31 |
| 170. |
When you are immune to the opinions and actions of others, y... |
24.90 |
0.8763 |
-0.1687 |
105 |
1 |
24.90 |
2016-07-24 |
| 171. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
24.89 |
0.8152 |
-0.1079 |
163 |
2 |
24.77 |
2016-08-19 |
| 172. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
24.82 |
1.0483 |
-0.3430 |
227 |
1 |
24.82 |
2016-07-18 |
| 173. |
Take a break. Shake your hands loosely at the wrists. Stretc... |
24.65 |
0.8188 |
-0.1183 |
183 |
1 |
24.65 |
2016-08-06 |
| 174. |
Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by hav... |
24.38 |
1.0154 |
-0.3226 |
351 |
1 |
24.38 |
2016-07-31 |
| 175. |
Two years ago this property cost one million pounds. Today, ... |
24.22 |
0.8289 |
-0.1406 |
304 |
1 |
24.22 |
2016-08-19 |
| 176. |
I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town. And when I got t... |
23.91 |
0.8295 |
-0.1500 |
209 |
1 |
23.91 |
2016-08-06 |
| 177. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
23.76 |
0.8919 |
-0.2167 |
205 |
1 |
23.76 |
2016-08-07 |
| 178. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
23.49 |
0.8709 |
-0.2034 |
202 |
1 |
23.49 |
2016-07-24 |
| 179. |
Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races... |
23.20 |
0.7938 |
-0.1345 |
176 |
1 |
23.20 |
2016-07-17 |
| 180. |
The garbage chute was a wonderful idea! What an incredible s... |
23.11 |
0.7352 |
-0.0785 |
106 |
3 |
19.42 |
2016-07-24 |
| 181. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
22.57 |
0.9351 |
-0.2937 |
190 |
1 |
22.57 |
2016-08-10 |
| 182. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
22.38 |
1.0214 |
-0.3854 |
166 |
2 |
22.07 |
2016-08-19 |
| 183. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
22.38 |
0.8975 |
-0.2615 |
268 |
1 |
22.38 |
2016-07-17 |
| 184. |
At 211 degrees, water is hot. At 212 degrees, it boils. And ... |
22.09 |
0.8974 |
-0.2697 |
174 |
1 |
22.09 |
2016-07-31 |
| 185. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
21.90 |
1.0565 |
-0.4342 |
247 |
1 |
21.90 |
2016-07-15 |
| 186. |
You can't get away with saying "I don't like green food!" mu... |
21.87 |
0.7484 |
-0.1269 |
185 |
2 |
19.04 |
2016-07-17 |
| 187. |
Other keyboard layouts have been created since, but the orig... |
21.85 |
0.8544 |
-0.2335 |
170 |
1 |
21.85 |
2016-07-15 |
| 188. |
I was having this awful nightmare that I was 32. And then I ... |
21.76 |
0.9764 |
-0.3580 |
137 |
1 |
21.76 |
2016-07-17 |
| 189. |
God help the man who ever really loves you. You'd break his ... |
21.62 |
1.0012 |
-0.3868 |
188 |
1 |
21.62 |
2016-07-15 |
| 190. |
It's a four ton truck, Tyrone, it's not as though it's a pac... |
21.46 |
0.7739 |
-0.1641 |
82 |
1 |
21.46 |
2016-08-10 |
| 191. |
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... |
21.36 |
0.7934 |
-0.1864 |
134 |
1 |
21.36 |
2016-07-17 |
| 192. |
Problems are mind-made and need time to survive. They cannot... |
20.82 |
0.8342 |
-0.2425 |
97 |
1 |
20.82 |
2016-07-17 |
| 193. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
20.65 |
1.0390 |
-0.4522 |
205 |
2 |
18.47 |
2016-07-15 |
| 194. |
At the very end of these food chains (which is to say, at th... |
20.57 |
0.8202 |
-0.2357 |
178 |
1 |
20.57 |
2016-07-17 |
| 195. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
20.52 |
0.8153 |
-0.2322 |
200 |
1 |
20.52 |
2016-07-31 |
| 196. |
When the mind is brought to rest and not allowed to wander, ... |
20.39 |
0.8650 |
-0.2856 |
162 |
1 |
20.39 |
2016-07-15 |
| 197. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
20.32 |
0.9233 |
-0.3459 |
168 |
1 |
20.32 |
2016-07-17 |
| 198. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
20.21 |
1.0334 |
-0.4591 |
131 |
1 |
20.21 |
2016-07-13 |
| 199. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
20.19 |
0.8700 |
-0.2963 |
127 |
2 |
18.54 |
2016-07-13 |
| 200. |
The good news is that your child has a natural desire to do ... |
20.13 |
1.0205 |
-0.4485 |
179 |
1 |
20.13 |
2016-07-12 |
| 201. |
Come sail your ships around me and burn your bridges down. W... |
20.02 |
0.9187 |
-0.3498 |
118 |
2 |
19.77 |
2016-07-17 |
| 202. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
19.52 |
0.8660 |
-0.3113 |
193 |
1 |
19.52 |
2016-07-12 |
| 203. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
19.35 |
0.9965 |
-0.4466 |
168 |
1 |
19.35 |
2016-07-15 |
| 204. |
I hope it is true that a man can die and yet not only live i... |
19.33 |
1.1180 |
-0.5687 |
144 |
1 |
19.33 |
2016-07-14 |
| 205. |
Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and ... |
18.84 |
0.9922 |
-0.4568 |
174 |
1 |
18.84 |
2016-07-14 |
| 206. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
18.76 |
0.9286 |
-0.3955 |
194 |
1 |
18.76 |
2016-07-13 |
| 207. |
Grits and fried chicken won't disappear, but perhaps future ... |
18.71 |
0.8884 |
-0.3567 |
135 |
1 |
18.71 |
2016-07-17 |
| 208. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
18.57 |
0.9740 |
-0.4463 |
209 |
1 |
18.57 |
2016-07-12 |
| 209. |
Alfred Hitchcock once said, "Drama is life with the dull bit... |
18.32 |
0.7890 |
-0.2684 |
230 |
1 |
18.32 |
2016-07-14 |
| 210. |
Now did you answer 'cause you thought that's what I wanted t... |
18.13 |
0.9325 |
-0.4173 |
156 |
1 |
18.13 |
2016-07-13 |
| 211. |
There are two kinds of fibers in our muscles, red and white.... |
17.96 |
0.7818 |
-0.2714 |
195 |
1 |
17.96 |
2016-07-16 |
| 212. |
Look and think as far ahead as possible. Often, a driver's n... |
17.57 |
0.8430 |
-0.3437 |
147 |
1 |
17.57 |
2016-07-14 |
| 213. |
All typewriters are adjusted to type 6 lines to the inch fro... |
16.61 |
0.7690 |
-0.2970 |
142 |
1 |
16.61 |
2016-07-13 |
| 214. |
In general, many of these targets are easier marks if you ar... |
16.01 |
0.9350 |
-0.4800 |
195 |
2 |
15.10 |
2016-07-12 |
| 215. |
King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... |
15.48 |
0.8961 |
-0.4562 |
189 |
1 |
15.48 |
2016-07-12 |
| 216. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
15.08 |
0.7908 |
-0.3623 |
127 |
1 |
15.08 |
2016-07-11 |
| 217. |
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. |
14.72 |
0.9657 |
-0.5474 |
44 |
1 |
14.72 |
2016-07-11 |
| 218. |
My ship's a-sail, can you hear its tender frame, screaming f... |
14.14 |
0.7739 |
-0.3721 |
116 |
1 |
14.14 |
2016-07-11 |
| 219. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
13.67 |
0.8809 |
-0.4924 |
127 |
1 |
13.67 |
2016-07-04 |
| 220. |
Whether you use a PC, laptop, or typewriter - typing is an i... |
13.44 |
0.7375 |
-0.3556 |
148 |
1 |
13.44 |
2016-07-12 |