Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
93.31 |
1.1018 |
0.1292 |
220 |
17 |
75.14 |
2009-05-23 |
2. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
90.93 |
1.0714 |
0.1252 |
129 |
20 |
72.80 |
2011-02-14 |
3. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
88.81 |
1.0462 |
0.1248 |
184 |
25 |
78.18 |
2009-08-13 |
4. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
88.02 |
1.0521 |
0.1096 |
171 |
10 |
76.52 |
2009-08-04 |
5. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
87.89 |
1.0788 |
0.0804 |
171 |
19 |
72.86 |
2009-07-27 |
6. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
87.43 |
1.0796 |
0.0742 |
129 |
18 |
72.54 |
2009-08-13 |
7. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
87.38 |
1.1114 |
0.0438 |
247 |
26 |
79.08 |
2011-02-22 |
8. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
86.94 |
1.0060 |
0.1413 |
171 |
14 |
71.23 |
2009-07-19 |
9. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
86.85 |
1.0668 |
0.0865 |
350 |
18 |
76.75 |
2009-12-25 |
10. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
86.79 |
1.0385 |
0.1097 |
230 |
14 |
73.34 |
2009-07-03 |
11. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
85.67 |
1.0523 |
0.0784 |
256 |
20 |
76.87 |
2009-08-10 |
12. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
85.38 |
1.0799 |
0.0475 |
243 |
14 |
75.56 |
2009-12-21 |
13. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
85.25 |
1.0257 |
0.1101 |
401 |
17 |
69.36 |
2011-02-23 |
14. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
85.21 |
1.0201 |
0.1019 |
172 |
16 |
70.67 |
2009-07-23 |
15. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
84.90 |
1.0396 |
0.0779 |
149 |
17 |
75.04 |
2009-08-06 |
16. |
Rhymes trap you into saying things you don't want to say. A ... |
84.86 |
1.0292 |
0.0937 |
262 |
9 |
77.72 |
2009-07-25 |
17. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
84.79 |
0.9991 |
0.1246 |
225 |
21 |
67.87 |
2009-08-06 |
18. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
84.79 |
1.0486 |
0.0754 |
289 |
24 |
70.72 |
2009-07-08 |
19. |
There are two kinds of fibers in our muscles, red and white.... |
84.66 |
0.9938 |
0.1285 |
339 |
2 |
71.89 |
2011-02-09 |
20. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
84.29 |
1.0797 |
0.0312 |
210 |
21 |
71.45 |
2009-12-25 |
21. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
84.02 |
1.0483 |
0.0616 |
227 |
21 |
72.49 |
2011-02-22 |
22. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
83.97 |
1.0138 |
0.0980 |
231 |
10 |
70.19 |
2009-05-12 |
23. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
83.94 |
1.0033 |
0.1018 |
189 |
5 |
76.05 |
2011-02-21 |
24. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
83.88 |
0.9907 |
0.1187 |
211 |
17 |
70.59 |
2009-06-13 |
25. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
83.80 |
1.0337 |
0.0756 |
214 |
9 |
71.76 |
2011-02-11 |
26. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
83.75 |
1.0025 |
0.1077 |
336 |
14 |
72.37 |
2011-02-11 |
27. |
King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... |
83.56 |
0.8961 |
0.2072 |
189 |
13 |
68.73 |
2011-02-28 |
28. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
83.41 |
0.9798 |
0.1192 |
199 |
14 |
71.97 |
2009-08-10 |
29. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
83.32 |
1.1016 |
0.0020 |
233 |
20 |
73.14 |
2011-02-09 |
30. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
83.27 |
1.0252 |
0.0711 |
176 |
16 |
69.02 |
2009-12-28 |
31. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
83.07 |
1.0711 |
0.0240 |
213 |
21 |
73.61 |
2011-02-11 |
32. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
83.03 |
1.0534 |
0.0484 |
357 |
15 |
74.18 |
2009-12-25 |
33. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
82.92 |
1.0565 |
0.0391 |
247 |
25 |
74.67 |
2009-07-08 |
34. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
82.88 |
1.0595 |
0.0406 |
379 |
19 |
72.44 |
2009-08-13 |
35. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
82.71 |
1.0062 |
0.0891 |
288 |
18 |
71.46 |
2009-08-14 |
36. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
82.71 |
0.9905 |
0.1126 |
377 |
16 |
70.40 |
2009-12-23 |
37. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
82.52 |
1.0053 |
0.0855 |
232 |
17 |
68.66 |
2009-12-25 |
38. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
82.48 |
1.0016 |
0.0861 |
218 |
20 |
71.25 |
2009-07-10 |
39. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
82.33 |
1.0218 |
0.0656 |
268 |
14 |
74.40 |
2009-08-01 |
40. |
This planet has, or rather had, a problem, which was this: m... |
82.28 |
1.0477 |
0.0443 |
360 |
22 |
72.36 |
2011-02-23 |
41. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
82.19 |
1.0183 |
0.0645 |
191 |
16 |
72.35 |
2009-06-13 |
42. |
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, t... |
82.10 |
1.0767 |
0.0083 |
212 |
8 |
76.66 |
2009-08-12 |
43. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
81.99 |
1.0261 |
0.0577 |
273 |
18 |
70.85 |
2009-12-24 |
44. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
81.84 |
1.0696 |
0.0106 |
226 |
12 |
74.07 |
2009-07-18 |
45. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
81.68 |
1.0444 |
0.0305 |
197 |
11 |
69.05 |
2009-07-04 |
46. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
81.66 |
1.0829 |
-0.0001 |
288 |
19 |
72.12 |
2009-07-18 |
47. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
81.55 |
1.0577 |
0.0186 |
247 |
10 |
74.80 |
2009-12-29 |
48. |
The creation ends in South Georgia, at the very edge of the ... |
81.37 |
0.9997 |
0.0813 |
382 |
16 |
70.77 |
2009-07-16 |
49. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
81.35 |
1.0666 |
0.0106 |
297 |
20 |
72.19 |
2009-07-25 |
50. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
81.32 |
1.0429 |
0.0324 |
259 |
16 |
71.24 |
2011-03-03 |
51. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
81.30 |
1.0441 |
0.0339 |
252 |
15 |
72.64 |
2009-06-28 |
52. |
With the coming of Dean Moriarty began the part of my life y... |
81.29 |
1.0189 |
0.0607 |
337 |
10 |
72.34 |
2009-12-24 |
53. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
81.17 |
1.0029 |
0.0654 |
209 |
22 |
70.46 |
2011-02-24 |
54. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
81.15 |
1.0251 |
0.0471 |
261 |
14 |
72.02 |
2009-07-26 |
55. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
81.06 |
1.0885 |
-0.0120 |
315 |
15 |
72.59 |
2011-02-23 |
56. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
80.93 |
1.0515 |
0.0181 |
250 |
23 |
70.85 |
2009-12-28 |
57. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
80.91 |
1.0131 |
0.0542 |
225 |
23 |
72.62 |
2009-12-21 |
58. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
80.81 |
0.9756 |
0.0930 |
229 |
19 |
71.53 |
2009-07-23 |
59. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
80.77 |
0.9846 |
0.0836 |
281 |
15 |
69.13 |
2009-12-29 |
60. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
80.71 |
0.9897 |
0.0765 |
274 |
18 |
68.30 |
2011-02-21 |
61. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
80.70 |
1.0487 |
0.0147 |
231 |
22 |
71.96 |
2011-02-15 |
62. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
80.52 |
1.0390 |
0.0232 |
205 |
24 |
72.85 |
2009-08-12 |
63. |
We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all... |
80.48 |
0.9851 |
0.0826 |
317 |
22 |
68.92 |
2011-02-18 |
64. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
80.41 |
1.0516 |
0.0125 |
281 |
17 |
73.66 |
2009-06-28 |
65. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
80.39 |
1.0124 |
0.0495 |
204 |
18 |
69.57 |
2009-08-03 |
66. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
80.38 |
1.0201 |
0.0444 |
303 |
23 |
70.93 |
2011-02-28 |
67. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
80.37 |
1.0361 |
0.0289 |
269 |
8 |
74.81 |
2011-02-24 |
68. |
Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... |
80.36 |
1.0463 |
0.0130 |
182 |
11 |
69.64 |
2009-08-13 |
69. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
80.26 |
1.0004 |
0.0560 |
212 |
26 |
68.43 |
2009-08-01 |
70. |
Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
80.19 |
1.0109 |
0.0515 |
276 |
22 |
70.18 |
2009-07-10 |
71. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
80.03 |
0.9852 |
0.0745 |
264 |
18 |
71.21 |
2011-03-01 |
72. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
80.01 |
1.0613 |
-0.0012 |
266 |
17 |
71.59 |
2009-08-05 |
73. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
79.90 |
1.0389 |
0.0205 |
318 |
16 |
72.74 |
2009-12-29 |
74. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
79.89 |
1.0993 |
-0.0438 |
265 |
17 |
72.40 |
2011-02-10 |
75. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
79.89 |
1.0316 |
0.0298 |
333 |
8 |
71.33 |
2011-02-11 |
76. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
79.87 |
1.0398 |
0.0070 |
110 |
12 |
69.13 |
2009-06-09 |
77. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
79.84 |
1.0555 |
0.0028 |
363 |
22 |
72.88 |
2009-07-12 |
78. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
79.80 |
1.0214 |
0.0333 |
269 |
13 |
70.53 |
2011-02-09 |
79. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
79.80 |
1.0201 |
0.0403 |
375 |
15 |
70.39 |
2009-08-06 |
80. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
79.78 |
1.0445 |
0.0125 |
373 |
20 |
71.09 |
2011-02-22 |
81. |
I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... |
79.75 |
1.0619 |
-0.0026 |
354 |
20 |
73.61 |
2011-03-02 |
82. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
79.74 |
1.0426 |
0.0122 |
323 |
13 |
70.63 |
2009-08-14 |
83. |
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fu... |
79.72 |
0.9964 |
0.0590 |
203 |
13 |
68.46 |
2009-08-11 |
84. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
79.66 |
1.0352 |
0.0224 |
341 |
12 |
72.96 |
2009-08-14 |
85. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
79.66 |
1.0529 |
0.0015 |
351 |
22 |
74.43 |
2011-03-01 |
86. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
79.64 |
0.9965 |
0.0580 |
310 |
25 |
72.29 |
2009-07-13 |
87. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
79.64 |
1.0289 |
0.0297 |
276 |
16 |
70.86 |
2009-08-12 |
88. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
79.63 |
0.9941 |
0.0576 |
217 |
16 |
71.18 |
2011-03-03 |
89. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
79.52 |
1.0567 |
-0.0035 |
303 |
22 |
72.31 |
2009-12-25 |
90. |
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... |
79.46 |
0.9841 |
0.0715 |
334 |
18 |
69.53 |
2009-12-28 |
91. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
79.37 |
0.9426 |
0.1111 |
317 |
19 |
66.50 |
2009-07-18 |
92. |
Music finds a comfortable parallel with that of human langua... |
79.26 |
1.0485 |
0.0353 |
153 |
1 |
79.26 |
2009-12-22 |
93. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
79.23 |
1.0334 |
0.0088 |
131 |
15 |
73.23 |
2009-12-21 |
94. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
79.20 |
0.9649 |
0.0823 |
193 |
18 |
64.47 |
2011-03-03 |
95. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
79.15 |
1.0349 |
0.0120 |
234 |
9 |
71.19 |
2009-06-26 |
96. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
79.09 |
0.9866 |
0.0565 |
218 |
27 |
66.22 |
2009-12-25 |
97. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
79.06 |
0.9723 |
0.0778 |
364 |
13 |
70.10 |
2009-08-01 |
98. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
78.89 |
0.9682 |
0.0741 |
143 |
14 |
66.24 |
2011-02-10 |
99. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
78.71 |
1.0099 |
0.0289 |
207 |
7 |
71.29 |
2009-04-09 |
100. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
78.69 |
1.0214 |
0.0147 |
166 |
15 |
71.98 |
2009-08-13 |
101. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
78.68 |
0.9430 |
0.0910 |
211 |
17 |
64.92 |
2011-03-02 |
102. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
78.53 |
1.0399 |
0.0046 |
294 |
18 |
71.08 |
2011-02-21 |
103. |
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something differe... |
78.43 |
0.9863 |
0.0561 |
339 |
24 |
69.79 |
2009-07-18 |
104. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
78.37 |
1.0498 |
-0.0174 |
180 |
19 |
69.63 |
2011-02-14 |
105. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
78.30 |
0.9986 |
0.0383 |
283 |
12 |
69.45 |
2009-06-14 |
106. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
78.28 |
1.0352 |
0.0034 |
341 |
20 |
69.55 |
2009-07-18 |
107. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
78.24 |
1.0787 |
-0.0446 |
237 |
17 |
70.49 |
2009-08-02 |
108. |
It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes ... |
78.19 |
1.0297 |
0.0039 |
249 |
19 |
69.45 |
2009-07-28 |
109. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
78.16 |
1.0596 |
-0.0273 |
239 |
22 |
69.38 |
2011-02-22 |
110. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
78.10 |
1.0120 |
0.0208 |
290 |
21 |
69.38 |
2009-07-20 |
111. |
An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, t... |
78.07 |
0.9109 |
0.1249 |
401 |
23 |
68.22 |
2009-07-21 |
112. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
78.00 |
1.0213 |
0.0077 |
240 |
19 |
70.24 |
2009-07-04 |
113. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
77.99 |
0.9966 |
0.0349 |
259 |
20 |
67.71 |
2011-02-09 |
114. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
77.95 |
1.0368 |
-0.0043 |
276 |
17 |
70.69 |
2011-02-24 |
115. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
77.87 |
0.9843 |
0.0412 |
234 |
20 |
67.19 |
2011-02-24 |
116. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
77.84 |
1.0168 |
0.0147 |
271 |
17 |
74.24 |
2009-07-25 |
117. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
77.76 |
0.9936 |
0.0351 |
311 |
14 |
69.14 |
2009-05-16 |
118. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
77.69 |
0.9894 |
0.0431 |
323 |
20 |
69.58 |
2009-07-18 |
119. |
Ergonomics is a term that combines the Greek word ergon, mea... |
77.61 |
0.9005 |
0.1250 |
212 |
16 |
63.80 |
2009-08-12 |
120. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
77.50 |
0.9833 |
0.0438 |
355 |
12 |
67.84 |
2009-07-29 |
121. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
77.36 |
1.0013 |
0.0215 |
273 |
18 |
68.74 |
2011-02-22 |
122. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
77.32 |
1.0389 |
-0.0134 |
340 |
17 |
69.61 |
2009-07-25 |
123. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
77.24 |
0.9769 |
0.0430 |
263 |
22 |
68.28 |
2011-02-18 |
124. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
77.23 |
1.0095 |
0.0113 |
316 |
15 |
69.74 |
2009-08-05 |
125. |
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... |
77.20 |
0.9786 |
0.0377 |
193 |
17 |
67.92 |
2011-02-15 |
126. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
77.17 |
0.9820 |
0.0419 |
267 |
18 |
66.39 |
2011-02-24 |
127. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
77.13 |
1.0197 |
-0.0020 |
226 |
13 |
70.78 |
2011-02-23 |
128. |
My friend, I shall be pedagogic, and say you ought to start ... |
76.92 |
1.0125 |
0.0030 |
224 |
7 |
66.39 |
2009-12-24 |
129. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
76.92 |
1.0263 |
-0.0093 |
267 |
24 |
68.16 |
2009-07-16 |
130. |
Yet the web of thought has no such creases and is more like ... |
76.91 |
0.9786 |
0.0385 |
235 |
5 |
71.92 |
2009-08-05 |
131. |
In short order, Carter then proceeded to kill any chance he ... |
76.79 |
0.9234 |
0.0980 |
346 |
20 |
66.66 |
2011-02-11 |
132. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
76.79 |
0.9710 |
0.0385 |
173 |
25 |
68.75 |
2011-03-03 |
133. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
76.72 |
0.9691 |
0.0455 |
223 |
17 |
67.75 |
2009-07-21 |
134. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
76.71 |
0.9286 |
0.0853 |
194 |
13 |
68.92 |
2009-05-28 |
135. |
Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... |
76.70 |
1.0419 |
-0.0271 |
261 |
11 |
68.73 |
2011-02-28 |
136. |
Too often writers believe that they can emphasize words by p... |
76.66 |
1.0073 |
0.0150 |
369 |
16 |
69.84 |
2009-08-04 |
137. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
76.64 |
1.0167 |
0.0041 |
378 |
23 |
70.85 |
2009-07-11 |
138. |
You have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Whea... |
76.63 |
0.9687 |
0.0499 |
371 |
23 |
67.99 |
2009-08-02 |
139. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
76.60 |
1.0068 |
0.0100 |
358 |
10 |
69.76 |
2009-07-31 |
140. |
The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... |
76.57 |
1.0340 |
-0.0157 |
406 |
15 |
70.64 |
2009-07-11 |
141. |
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... |
76.55 |
0.9734 |
0.0391 |
289 |
14 |
68.54 |
2009-05-12 |
142. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
76.50 |
0.9500 |
0.0643 |
362 |
22 |
66.64 |
2011-03-03 |
143. |
Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... |
76.43 |
0.9309 |
0.0784 |
284 |
22 |
69.25 |
2009-12-22 |
144. |
If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... |
76.39 |
0.9857 |
0.0240 |
293 |
15 |
65.60 |
2009-08-02 |
145. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
76.37 |
0.9805 |
0.0345 |
292 |
17 |
67.00 |
2009-12-22 |
146. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
76.35 |
0.9636 |
0.0464 |
254 |
21 |
69.27 |
2011-02-18 |
147. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
76.31 |
0.9795 |
0.0301 |
308 |
17 |
68.93 |
2009-06-23 |
148. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
76.26 |
0.9697 |
0.0394 |
249 |
13 |
67.91 |
2009-08-04 |
149. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
76.22 |
0.9899 |
0.0138 |
163 |
17 |
68.81 |
2011-02-22 |
150. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
76.19 |
0.9731 |
0.0224 |
129 |
10 |
70.47 |
2009-08-08 |
151. |
I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t... |
76.18 |
0.9567 |
0.0509 |
273 |
20 |
64.48 |
2009-08-14 |
152. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
76.15 |
0.9776 |
0.0300 |
308 |
22 |
68.08 |
2011-03-01 |
153. |
Sholes consulted with an educator who helped him analyze the... |
76.14 |
0.9553 |
0.0592 |
430 |
19 |
67.93 |
2011-02-22 |
154. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
76.10 |
0.9886 |
0.0207 |
220 |
14 |
67.89 |
2011-03-03 |
155. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
76.06 |
1.0063 |
0.0003 |
371 |
21 |
67.25 |
2009-08-04 |
156. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
76.04 |
0.9351 |
0.0654 |
190 |
19 |
67.75 |
2011-02-11 |
157. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
75.97 |
0.9740 |
0.0269 |
209 |
24 |
68.33 |
2009-07-22 |
158. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
75.95 |
0.9485 |
0.0580 |
236 |
16 |
66.28 |
2011-03-01 |
159. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
75.89 |
0.9772 |
0.0233 |
217 |
29 |
66.73 |
2009-12-28 |
160. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
75.78 |
0.9570 |
0.0472 |
287 |
21 |
68.64 |
2009-12-28 |
161. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
75.76 |
0.9865 |
0.0168 |
276 |
14 |
67.56 |
2009-07-25 |
162. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
75.70 |
1.0203 |
-0.0155 |
261 |
22 |
66.79 |
2011-02-18 |
163. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
75.68 |
0.9910 |
0.0120 |
295 |
20 |
66.61 |
2009-08-05 |
164. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
75.67 |
1.0454 |
-0.0481 |
255 |
20 |
70.91 |
2009-08-10 |
165. |
In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All th... |
75.60 |
0.9084 |
0.0935 |
300 |
22 |
67.47 |
2009-12-29 |
166. |
The treatment of atoms with more than one electron requires ... |
75.60 |
0.9653 |
0.0431 |
394 |
30 |
68.37 |
2009-07-05 |
167. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
75.59 |
1.0528 |
-0.0579 |
201 |
19 |
68.23 |
2009-07-02 |
168. |
I remember when we used to sit in the government yard in Tre... |
75.55 |
0.9965 |
0.0035 |
277 |
7 |
68.09 |
2009-08-01 |
169. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
75.46 |
0.9339 |
0.0628 |
310 |
17 |
66.65 |
2009-07-20 |
170. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
75.42 |
0.8595 |
0.1400 |
242 |
24 |
62.37 |
2009-08-11 |
171. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
75.41 |
0.9622 |
0.0417 |
392 |
19 |
66.47 |
2009-08-12 |
172. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
75.34 |
0.9884 |
0.0074 |
233 |
16 |
68.12 |
2009-08-14 |
173. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
75.25 |
1.0613 |
-0.0609 |
456 |
14 |
69.49 |
2009-07-30 |
174. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
75.23 |
0.9601 |
0.0397 |
308 |
15 |
69.22 |
2009-07-30 |
175. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
75.23 |
0.9532 |
0.0406 |
258 |
22 |
66.14 |
2011-02-23 |
176. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
75.21 |
1.0023 |
-0.0094 |
211 |
8 |
70.05 |
2011-02-14 |
177. |
Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the k... |
75.13 |
1.0391 |
-0.0392 |
358 |
19 |
68.83 |
2009-12-25 |
178. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
75.11 |
0.9646 |
0.0280 |
264 |
16 |
66.80 |
2009-12-24 |
179. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
75.09 |
0.9946 |
-0.0016 |
246 |
23 |
68.10 |
2011-02-10 |
180. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
75.09 |
1.0496 |
-0.0571 |
314 |
22 |
69.22 |
2009-08-05 |
181. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
74.97 |
1.0331 |
-0.0437 |
234 |
14 |
69.28 |
2009-08-06 |
182. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
74.96 |
1.0417 |
-0.0527 |
253 |
14 |
70.25 |
2009-07-21 |
183. |
In 1873 the Sholes & Glidden Type Writer became the first to... |
74.92 |
0.9074 |
0.0901 |
396 |
19 |
66.74 |
2009-08-11 |
184. |
I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book d... |
74.78 |
0.9768 |
0.0149 |
387 |
25 |
67.37 |
2009-07-18 |
185. |
I was shaking like a leaf, so without thinking I lit up a ci... |
74.73 |
0.9681 |
0.0286 |
378 |
19 |
68.26 |
2009-08-12 |
186. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
74.68 |
0.9729 |
0.0150 |
255 |
1 |
74.68 |
2008-10-04 |
187. |
Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bu... |
74.65 |
0.9148 |
0.0739 |
317 |
29 |
63.39 |
2009-12-29 |
188. |
Remembering you standing quiet in the rain as I ran to your ... |
74.61 |
1.0515 |
-0.0725 |
166 |
1 |
74.61 |
2011-02-11 |
189. |
It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaw... |
74.52 |
0.9045 |
0.0814 |
235 |
13 |
65.08 |
2009-05-17 |
190. |
A giant inverted steel pyramid is perfectly balanced on its ... |
74.45 |
0.9893 |
-0.0045 |
323 |
17 |
66.80 |
2009-08-08 |
191. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
74.43 |
0.9879 |
0.0052 |
450 |
15 |
68.28 |
2009-12-24 |
192. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
74.39 |
1.0165 |
-0.0287 |
392 |
17 |
67.76 |
2011-02-24 |
193. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
74.38 |
0.9514 |
0.0326 |
237 |
18 |
64.72 |
2011-03-03 |
194. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
74.25 |
0.9612 |
0.0208 |
256 |
20 |
63.50 |
2009-08-08 |
195. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
74.20 |
0.9684 |
0.0156 |
388 |
12 |
66.11 |
2009-12-22 |
196. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
74.19 |
0.9754 |
0.0119 |
362 |
19 |
66.15 |
2011-03-01 |
197. |
There are very few things I wish I could change about those ... |
74.19 |
1.0883 |
-0.0750 |
303 |
1 |
74.19 |
2011-02-15 |
198. |
Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... |
74.18 |
0.9212 |
0.0631 |
323 |
25 |
65.08 |
2011-02-24 |
199. |
"This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... |
74.12 |
0.9087 |
0.0822 |
393 |
19 |
64.56 |
2009-08-03 |
200. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
74.12 |
0.9780 |
0.0032 |
337 |
12 |
70.53 |
2009-07-30 |
201. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
74.04 |
0.9293 |
0.0507 |
355 |
23 |
67.94 |
2011-02-14 |
202. |
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... |
74.01 |
0.9811 |
0.0004 |
272 |
11 |
65.77 |
2011-02-11 |
203. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
73.85 |
0.9527 |
0.0238 |
251 |
14 |
64.30 |
2009-07-01 |
204. |
Geometry sets out from certain conceptions such as "plane," ... |
73.82 |
0.9097 |
0.1081 |
464 |
24 |
63.18 |
2011-03-02 |
205. |
A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were worki... |
73.80 |
0.9831 |
0.0009 |
469 |
20 |
65.27 |
2009-12-22 |
206. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
73.79 |
1.0296 |
-0.0474 |
437 |
9 |
69.20 |
2009-07-18 |
207. |
Excellent. He's enterprising, aggressive, outgoing, young, b... |
73.76 |
0.8890 |
0.0828 |
199 |
18 |
62.89 |
2011-02-28 |
208. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
73.72 |
0.9758 |
-0.0002 |
314 |
18 |
65.84 |
2011-03-03 |
209. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
73.69 |
0.9844 |
-0.0051 |
293 |
14 |
68.01 |
2009-07-13 |
210. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
73.42 |
0.9468 |
0.0236 |
276 |
14 |
65.68 |
2009-07-15 |
211. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
73.37 |
0.9072 |
0.0613 |
237 |
30 |
63.90 |
2009-12-22 |
212. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
73.23 |
0.9699 |
-0.0022 |
269 |
8 |
66.32 |
2009-07-28 |
213. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
73.19 |
1.0034 |
-0.0371 |
302 |
22 |
67.73 |
2009-08-10 |
214. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
73.18 |
0.9429 |
0.0260 |
287 |
16 |
66.36 |
2011-02-28 |
215. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
73.02 |
0.9632 |
0.0087 |
392 |
17 |
68.50 |
2009-07-11 |
216. |
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy a... |
72.94 |
0.8996 |
0.0593 |
192 |
17 |
63.61 |
2011-02-18 |
217. |
Typing competitions provided another test of the Qwerty keyb... |
72.83 |
0.9557 |
0.0136 |
331 |
15 |
65.16 |
2009-07-29 |
218. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
72.78 |
0.9233 |
0.0307 |
168 |
22 |
64.45 |
2011-02-15 |
219. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
72.67 |
0.9965 |
-0.0405 |
168 |
12 |
62.34 |
2009-07-01 |
220. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
72.57 |
0.9164 |
0.0479 |
305 |
16 |
63.94 |
2009-06-02 |
221. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
72.47 |
0.9289 |
0.0269 |
204 |
16 |
63.34 |
2009-07-16 |
222. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
72.42 |
0.9614 |
-0.0009 |
292 |
24 |
63.85 |
2009-08-12 |
223. |
Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing ... |
72.41 |
0.9365 |
0.0222 |
248 |
19 |
63.80 |
2011-02-10 |
224. |
One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... |
72.41 |
0.9275 |
0.0265 |
211 |
13 |
66.01 |
2009-06-04 |
225. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
72.38 |
1.0025 |
-0.0457 |
256 |
20 |
65.12 |
2011-03-01 |
226. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
72.37 |
0.9763 |
-0.0200 |
289 |
22 |
67.94 |
2009-07-03 |
227. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
72.29 |
0.9578 |
-0.0026 |
281 |
20 |
64.93 |
2011-03-02 |
228. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
72.27 |
0.8105 |
0.1407 |
204 |
22 |
61.57 |
2011-02-23 |
229. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
72.26 |
0.9372 |
0.0221 |
320 |
18 |
65.98 |
2009-08-02 |
230. |
It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... |
72.25 |
0.8722 |
0.0859 |
285 |
15 |
62.17 |
2009-08-01 |
231. |
The pathology of setting a deadline to the earliest articula... |
72.22 |
0.9785 |
-0.0205 |
335 |
16 |
66.17 |
2009-12-21 |
232. |
The world of typing has changed. In the 1970s, every busines... |
72.19 |
0.9540 |
-0.0014 |
285 |
17 |
67.00 |
2011-02-21 |
233. |
Padre, these are subtleties! We are not concerned with motiv... |
72.18 |
0.9398 |
0.0238 |
419 |
14 |
65.82 |
2009-06-05 |
234. |
The evidence in the standard history of Qwerty versus Dvorak... |
72.14 |
0.9088 |
0.0501 |
348 |
15 |
64.62 |
2009-07-06 |
235. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
72.13 |
0.9279 |
0.0322 |
317 |
19 |
62.22 |
2009-07-18 |
236. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
71.98 |
0.8919 |
0.0580 |
205 |
14 |
65.51 |
2009-06-13 |
237. |
I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... |
71.96 |
0.9942 |
-0.0341 |
483 |
20 |
67.91 |
2009-07-27 |
238. |
Is it sweeter to exist only in the mind or to exist both in ... |
71.90 |
1.0768 |
-0.0862 |
295 |
1 |
71.90 |
2011-02-28 |
239. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
71.82 |
0.9168 |
0.0339 |
240 |
17 |
65.08 |
2011-03-01 |
240. |
The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... |
71.76 |
0.9619 |
-0.0081 |
393 |
14 |
63.71 |
2009-07-26 |
241. |
Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your gl... |
71.41 |
0.9411 |
0.0036 |
318 |
13 |
66.90 |
2011-02-21 |
242. |
The sooner your kids appreciate the value of work, the more ... |
71.38 |
1.0669 |
-0.0911 |
286 |
1 |
71.38 |
2009-12-25 |
243. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
71.31 |
0.9202 |
0.0217 |
254 |
16 |
63.60 |
2009-12-23 |
244. |
It is greatly to America's advantage that it is a congenial ... |
71.23 |
0.9266 |
0.0150 |
267 |
25 |
63.91 |
2009-12-25 |
245. |
Ezekiel twenty-five, seventeen: The path of the righteous ma... |
71.03 |
0.9464 |
-0.0025 |
323 |
20 |
66.36 |
2011-03-02 |
246. |
The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p... |
70.97 |
0.8770 |
0.0642 |
300 |
19 |
62.59 |
2009-08-14 |
247. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
70.81 |
0.9376 |
0.0037 |
367 |
16 |
67.19 |
2009-08-11 |
248. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
70.81 |
0.9213 |
0.0151 |
295 |
22 |
64.28 |
2011-02-24 |
249. |
Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this i... |
70.80 |
0.9676 |
-0.0235 |
442 |
13 |
65.10 |
2009-07-16 |
250. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
70.72 |
0.9342 |
0.0040 |
434 |
16 |
64.97 |
2009-08-06 |
251. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
70.61 |
0.8602 |
0.0708 |
206 |
16 |
61.50 |
2009-08-03 |
252. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
70.60 |
0.8553 |
0.0727 |
174 |
11 |
61.24 |
2009-05-16 |
253. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
70.60 |
0.9597 |
-0.0225 |
347 |
23 |
62.80 |
2009-08-13 |
254. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
70.60 |
0.9330 |
0.0067 |
360 |
14 |
63.63 |
2009-06-13 |
255. |
Few smart kids can spare the attention that popularity requi... |
70.55 |
0.9513 |
-0.0151 |
354 |
13 |
63.92 |
2009-07-30 |
256. |
In the witch trials, it was nearly impossible to provide com... |
70.15 |
0.9675 |
-0.0310 |
383 |
11 |
64.15 |
2009-08-04 |
257. |
They had been given a sign - a powerful, lucid sign - that u... |
70.07 |
0.9084 |
0.0217 |
404 |
16 |
62.11 |
2011-03-02 |
258. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
70.04 |
0.8878 |
0.0376 |
346 |
19 |
62.80 |
2011-02-22 |
259. |
I don't want tickets, I need you to find me a painting, a cl... |
70.00 |
1.0506 |
-0.0968 |
277 |
1 |
70.00 |
2011-02-14 |
260. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
69.94 |
0.9064 |
0.0270 |
399 |
10 |
63.50 |
2009-07-31 |
261. |
No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece ... |
69.80 |
0.9635 |
-0.0357 |
389 |
19 |
65.37 |
2011-02-28 |
262. |
We may climb into the thin and cold realm of pure geometry a... |
69.78 |
0.9871 |
-0.0288 |
209 |
1 |
69.78 |
2009-12-22 |
263. |
Imagine considering "if" as a two-finger movement instead of... |
69.73 |
0.8956 |
0.0304 |
322 |
16 |
61.97 |
2011-02-23 |
264. |
We were playing checkers. I used to kid her once in a while ... |
69.58 |
0.9943 |
-0.0717 |
373 |
2 |
68.93 |
2011-02-18 |
265. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
69.37 |
0.9278 |
-0.0085 |
295 |
17 |
62.81 |
2011-02-10 |
266. |
We speak of something carried and something carrying, of som... |
69.23 |
1.0907 |
-0.1733 |
303 |
1 |
69.23 |
2009-12-28 |
267. |
After removal from the oven, the pizza is sliced and plated ... |
69.08 |
1.0320 |
-0.0820 |
293 |
2 |
63.43 |
2011-02-21 |
268. |
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... |
68.90 |
0.8852 |
0.0272 |
201 |
15 |
60.66 |
2009-08-12 |
269. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
68.83 |
0.8916 |
0.0181 |
216 |
12 |
62.36 |
2009-06-19 |
270. |
The day dawned bleak and chill, a moving wall of gray light ... |
68.83 |
0.9593 |
-0.0452 |
398 |
15 |
63.09 |
2009-07-25 |
271. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
68.73 |
0.8933 |
0.0211 |
363 |
15 |
61.09 |
2011-02-22 |
272. |
Prior to the 1970's, because the United States had long been... |
68.69 |
0.8753 |
0.0414 |
427 |
16 |
61.76 |
2009-12-22 |
273. |
Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Trian... |
68.55 |
0.9672 |
-0.0551 |
396 |
13 |
64.40 |
2009-07-05 |
274. |
I don't want to go in there. He's a dangerous bastard. Taken... |
68.48 |
0.9368 |
-0.0169 |
174 |
1 |
68.48 |
2008-09-22 |
275. |
To wash down your chicken nuggets with virtually any soft dr... |
68.45 |
0.9504 |
-0.0515 |
263 |
1 |
68.45 |
2011-02-14 |
276. |
In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba ... |
68.43 |
0.8947 |
0.0142 |
366 |
13 |
62.17 |
2009-12-21 |
277. |
Your face has fallen sad now, for you know the time is nigh.... |
68.34 |
1.0917 |
-0.1654 |
243 |
1 |
68.34 |
2011-03-02 |
278. |
According to the popular story, the keyboard invented by Aug... |
67.98 |
0.8981 |
0.0045 |
393 |
21 |
62.39 |
2009-07-12 |
279. |
He managed to open the cupboard door with his nose and found... |
67.96 |
0.9127 |
-0.0173 |
252 |
1 |
67.96 |
2009-12-23 |
280. |
Unlike the other four senses located in the logical regions ... |
67.88 |
1.0346 |
-0.0960 |
244 |
3 |
58.62 |
2011-02-18 |
281. |
And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable chann... |
67.72 |
0.9125 |
-0.0162 |
308 |
18 |
62.66 |
2009-07-20 |
282. |
The goal of the true seeker is to become a sage, or superior... |
67.64 |
1.0358 |
-0.1008 |
349 |
2 |
67.37 |
2011-02-09 |
283. |
The theory of music emphasizes the elements from which music... |
67.26 |
1.0117 |
-0.0786 |
297 |
2 |
62.62 |
2009-12-28 |
284. |
My entire life had been on a predictable trajectory dominate... |
67.22 |
0.8958 |
-0.0034 |
322 |
26 |
60.10 |
2011-03-01 |
285. |
The invention of the wheel represented a major turning point... |
67.21 |
0.9792 |
-0.0531 |
265 |
1 |
67.21 |
2009-12-24 |
286. |
Wilkinson County was a recipient of one of the new "separate... |
67.14 |
0.8382 |
0.0490 |
268 |
15 |
60.15 |
2009-06-13 |
287. |
In general, many of these targets are easier marks if you ar... |
66.75 |
1.0088 |
-0.0886 |
396 |
1 |
66.75 |
2011-02-11 |
288. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
66.63 |
0.8826 |
-0.0013 |
296 |
14 |
61.40 |
2011-02-09 |
289. |
After the grapes are crushed, yeasts (tiny one-celled organi... |
66.43 |
0.9673 |
-0.0508 |
232 |
2 |
60.87 |
2011-03-01 |
290. |
It's a blue savanna song: somewhere cross the desert, someti... |
66.28 |
1.0211 |
-0.1152 |
213 |
1 |
66.28 |
2009-12-24 |
291. |
There are still some places where you can get all you can ea... |
66.28 |
1.0109 |
-0.1028 |
400 |
1 |
66.28 |
2011-02-11 |
292. |
And I don't believe in the existence of angels but looking a... |
66.09 |
1.0774 |
-0.1754 |
304 |
1 |
66.09 |
2011-03-02 |
293. |
Had dreams. Two of 'em. Both had my father. It's peculiar. I... |
65.97 |
0.9678 |
-0.0621 |
445 |
2 |
64.47 |
2011-03-03 |
294. |
Be impeccable with your word - speak with integrity. Say onl... |
65.73 |
1.0669 |
-0.1662 |
213 |
1 |
65.73 |
2011-02-28 |
295. |
The result has been the emergence of what some call the "win... |
65.60 |
0.9049 |
-0.0334 |
351 |
20 |
60.72 |
2011-03-02 |
296. |
In 1972, domestic oil production peaked and then began its i... |
65.45 |
0.8442 |
0.0239 |
265 |
1 |
65.45 |
2009-06-05 |
297. |
Other keyboard layouts have been created since, and some are... |
64.83 |
0.9576 |
-0.0972 |
212 |
1 |
64.83 |
2009-07-27 |
298. |
The Inca believed that if one did not give thanks and obedie... |
64.79 |
1.0077 |
-0.1112 |
250 |
1 |
64.79 |
2011-02-11 |
299. |
And though my journeys did take me to a great many states, a... |
64.75 |
0.9994 |
-0.1141 |
269 |
1 |
64.75 |
2011-02-24 |
300. |
The basis of the Aztecs' success in creating a great state a... |
64.75 |
0.9908 |
-0.0902 |
342 |
2 |
61.00 |
2011-02-18 |
301. |
Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted l... |
64.29 |
0.9048 |
-0.0517 |
271 |
1 |
64.29 |
2009-06-18 |
302. |
Alfred Hitchcock once said, "Drama is life with the dull bit... |
63.68 |
0.9632 |
-0.0805 |
345 |
2 |
62.05 |
2011-03-03 |
303. |
You cannot entice a true thief, and thief by vocation, into ... |
63.57 |
0.8914 |
-0.0517 |
366 |
3 |
60.15 |
2011-03-02 |
304. |
I must nevertheless point out that our profession very close... |
63.49 |
0.9461 |
-0.1085 |
276 |
1 |
63.49 |
2011-02-21 |
305. |
Once you get into the processed foods you have to be a fairl... |
63.34 |
1.0531 |
-0.1792 |
272 |
1 |
63.34 |
2011-03-02 |
306. |
Having endured the racial turmoil of the Civil Rights Moveme... |
62.90 |
0.9651 |
-0.0994 |
389 |
1 |
62.90 |
2011-02-21 |
307. |
There was a stage and a PA up in western Massachusetts and t... |
62.38 |
1.0141 |
-0.1549 |
304 |
1 |
62.38 |
2011-02-10 |
308. |
Under the headline "Wonderful Typing," the New York Times re... |
61.54 |
0.7876 |
0.0267 |
316 |
12 |
54.14 |
2009-07-25 |
309. |
Gardeners know how to grow top-notch crops. They determine w... |
61.52 |
1.0090 |
-0.1538 |
282 |
1 |
61.52 |
2009-12-29 |
310. |
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I al... |
61.28 |
1.1215 |
-0.2893 |
200 |
1 |
61.28 |
2011-02-22 |
311. |
Ideology: the process of making ideas. The work was generall... |
60.12 |
0.9746 |
-0.1535 |
405 |
1 |
60.12 |
2011-02-22 |
312. |
Some have a positive vocation for breaking open safes: from ... |
60.08 |
0.9670 |
-0.1328 |
307 |
1 |
60.08 |
2011-02-21 |
313. |
While it may hold true that the final few seconds of a bike ... |
59.93 |
0.8341 |
-0.0355 |
224 |
1 |
59.93 |
2011-02-15 |
314. |
Glancing through the 1977 Atlanta Yellow Pages reveals a cit... |
58.94 |
0.9023 |
-0.0827 |
231 |
1 |
58.94 |
2011-02-23 |
315. |
First, the layer of dough bakes into bread, a low-water-cont... |
57.43 |
0.9089 |
-0.1484 |
342 |
1 |
57.43 |
2009-12-23 |
316. |
Here, the oregano and other trace materials sitting on the s... |
57.22 |
0.9873 |
-0.2362 |
155 |
1 |
57.22 |
2011-02-28 |
317. |
The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up lab... |
56.94 |
0.9508 |
-0.1676 |
384 |
1 |
56.94 |
2011-02-22 |
318. |
Burning my bridges and smashing my mirrors, turning to see i... |
56.85 |
1.0388 |
-0.2584 |
243 |
1 |
56.85 |
2011-02-11 |
319. |
The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... |
56.31 |
1.0254 |
-0.2430 |
217 |
1 |
56.31 |
2011-02-14 |
320. |
There are men who possess a peculiarly strong visual memory,... |
56.24 |
0.9916 |
-0.2083 |
282 |
1 |
56.24 |
2009-12-21 |
321. |
To an outsider's ear it sounds absurdly wild and ridiculous ... |
55.97 |
1.0365 |
-0.2695 |
162 |
1 |
55.97 |
2009-12-21 |
322. |
It may seem quite novelistic to you, and I am willing to agr... |
55.83 |
0.9529 |
-0.1771 |
269 |
1 |
55.83 |
2011-03-01 |
323. |
We might begin by asking why the pregnant man image has been... |
55.44 |
0.9359 |
-0.1665 |
353 |
1 |
55.44 |
2009-12-21 |
324. |
With forty-six Chinese, fourteen Japanese, eighteen Mexican,... |
54.60 |
0.7805 |
-0.0659 |
154 |
2 |
52.97 |
2011-02-21 |
325. |
The term "barbarian" was created by the Greeks; it was origi... |
54.00 |
0.9509 |
-0.2018 |
225 |
1 |
54.00 |
2011-02-14 |
326. |
All Ninja are men of peace, and must always remain so or los... |
53.71 |
0.9583 |
-0.2078 |
341 |
1 |
53.71 |
2011-02-22 |
327. |
Always do your best - your best is going to change from mome... |
51.48 |
1.0038 |
-0.2966 |
237 |
1 |
51.48 |
2011-02-09 |
328. |
She looked terrific. I said to myself, "Maybe she's going to... |
51.34 |
0.8022 |
-0.1241 |
215 |
1 |
51.34 |
2011-02-18 |
329. |
Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, lik... |
50.60 |
0.8941 |
-0.2270 |
216 |
1 |
50.60 |
2009-08-01 |