| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Although his voice was also broken by uncertainty and his ha... |
131.65 |
1.1162 |
0.2355 |
189 |
1 |
131.65 |
2011-02-01 |
| 2. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
127.26 |
1.1018 |
0.1583 |
220 |
2 |
116.83 |
2010-10-19 |
| 3. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
125.27 |
1.1016 |
0.1450 |
233 |
4 |
105.22 |
2009-03-24 |
| 4. |
The pleasure of remembering had been taken from me, because ... |
121.38 |
1.0639 |
0.1464 |
264 |
1 |
121.38 |
2019-12-03 |
| 5. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
121.31 |
1.0797 |
0.1214 |
210 |
6 |
99.19 |
2009-02-22 |
| 6. |
Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing ... |
120.61 |
0.9365 |
0.2646 |
248 |
2 |
105.70 |
2009-02-22 |
| 7. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
119.99 |
1.0197 |
0.1708 |
226 |
6 |
96.54 |
2013-07-04 |
| 8. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
119.25 |
0.9649 |
0.2200 |
193 |
8 |
84.92 |
2010-11-11 |
| 9. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
118.40 |
1.0696 |
0.1044 |
226 |
5 |
99.60 |
2009-03-25 |
| 10. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
118.32 |
1.0023 |
0.1725 |
211 |
5 |
98.85 |
2009-07-01 |
| 11. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
118.17 |
1.0429 |
0.1308 |
259 |
3 |
106.95 |
2009-03-25 |
| 12. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
118.11 |
1.0399 |
0.1398 |
294 |
4 |
102.12 |
2009-04-28 |
| 13. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
117.81 |
1.0334 |
0.1316 |
131 |
4 |
103.46 |
2009-02-11 |
| 14. |
With the coming of Dean Moriarty began the part of my life y... |
117.46 |
1.0189 |
0.1524 |
337 |
1 |
117.46 |
2009-01-23 |
| 15. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
116.67 |
1.0523 |
0.1035 |
256 |
8 |
95.16 |
2010-11-11 |
| 16. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
115.76 |
1.0486 |
0.1031 |
289 |
6 |
95.00 |
2009-07-01 |
| 17. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
115.42 |
1.0487 |
0.0938 |
231 |
1 |
115.42 |
2009-04-28 |
| 18. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
115.32 |
1.0131 |
0.1295 |
225 |
3 |
99.40 |
2009-01-13 |
| 19. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
115.19 |
1.0034 |
0.1403 |
302 |
4 |
96.25 |
2009-01-28 |
| 20. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
115.08 |
1.0004 |
0.1376 |
212 |
5 |
106.82 |
2009-07-01 |
| 21. |
We live in an age when people do more writing than they have... |
115.06 |
1.0078 |
0.1263 |
280 |
1 |
115.06 |
2016-04-14 |
| 22. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
114.91 |
0.9941 |
0.1459 |
217 |
2 |
106.12 |
2008-11-18 |
| 23. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
114.53 |
1.0218 |
0.1138 |
268 |
3 |
110.38 |
2009-07-01 |
| 24. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
114.53 |
1.0441 |
0.0959 |
252 |
1 |
114.53 |
2009-03-08 |
| 25. |
Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... |
114.45 |
1.0463 |
0.0868 |
182 |
1 |
114.45 |
2009-04-29 |
| 26. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
114.27 |
0.9820 |
0.1567 |
267 |
5 |
87.72 |
2009-04-28 |
| 27. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
112.80 |
1.0396 |
0.0744 |
149 |
2 |
105.39 |
2009-04-28 |
| 28. |
The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... |
112.67 |
1.0340 |
0.0910 |
406 |
3 |
104.02 |
2009-03-05 |
| 29. |
As to my own part, having turned my thoughts for many years ... |
112.19 |
1.0144 |
0.0990 |
214 |
1 |
112.19 |
2020-04-03 |
| 30. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
112.00 |
0.9991 |
0.1145 |
225 |
8 |
91.71 |
2009-01-13 |
| 31. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
111.93 |
1.0124 |
0.0976 |
204 |
6 |
93.89 |
2008-10-28 |
| 32. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
111.75 |
1.0263 |
0.0835 |
267 |
2 |
97.93 |
2009-01-28 |
| 33. |
Is it sweeter to exist only in the mind or to exist both in ... |
111.72 |
1.0768 |
0.0736 |
295 |
1 |
111.72 |
2013-07-04 |
| 34. |
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something differe... |
111.57 |
0.9863 |
0.1269 |
339 |
2 |
98.37 |
2009-07-01 |
| 35. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
111.46 |
1.0567 |
0.0516 |
303 |
8 |
93.26 |
2013-07-04 |
| 36. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
111.24 |
1.0201 |
0.0786 |
172 |
3 |
100.66 |
2008-11-30 |
| 37. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
111.05 |
0.9202 |
0.1827 |
254 |
2 |
99.17 |
2009-02-23 |
| 38. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
110.79 |
1.0613 |
0.0446 |
456 |
5 |
98.51 |
2011-02-01 |
| 39. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
110.53 |
1.0060 |
0.0876 |
171 |
3 |
105.22 |
2009-04-29 |
| 40. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
110.25 |
1.0711 |
0.0193 |
213 |
4 |
99.84 |
2009-02-22 |
| 41. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
110.18 |
0.9578 |
0.1365 |
281 |
6 |
96.06 |
2009-07-01 |
| 42. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
110.03 |
1.0534 |
0.0421 |
357 |
2 |
86.77 |
2008-10-31 |
| 43. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
109.87 |
1.0454 |
0.0426 |
255 |
6 |
94.04 |
2010-10-19 |
| 44. |
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... |
109.70 |
0.9734 |
0.1163 |
289 |
5 |
91.83 |
2009-01-30 |
| 45. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
109.49 |
1.0183 |
0.0640 |
191 |
2 |
100.63 |
2008-11-25 |
| 46. |
I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t... |
109.40 |
0.9567 |
0.1301 |
273 |
7 |
95.94 |
2011-02-01 |
| 47. |
Convection also plays a minor role because of the relative t... |
109.30 |
0.9937 |
0.1170 |
429 |
1 |
109.30 |
2011-02-01 |
| 48. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
109.27 |
0.9740 |
0.1076 |
209 |
2 |
102.57 |
2009-03-24 |
| 49. |
I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book d... |
109.23 |
0.9768 |
0.1111 |
387 |
1 |
109.23 |
2009-01-13 |
| 50. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
109.18 |
1.0496 |
0.0345 |
314 |
2 |
94.29 |
2008-11-18 |
| 51. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
109.13 |
1.0213 |
0.0598 |
240 |
3 |
74.17 |
2010-10-19 |
| 52. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
108.98 |
1.0167 |
0.0729 |
378 |
5 |
90.30 |
2009-07-01 |
| 53. |
A giant inverted steel pyramid is perfectly balanced on its ... |
108.67 |
0.9893 |
0.0904 |
323 |
2 |
92.04 |
2011-01-18 |
| 54. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
108.64 |
0.9756 |
0.1024 |
229 |
4 |
95.50 |
2008-09-08 |
| 55. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
108.58 |
1.0029 |
0.0694 |
209 |
1 |
108.58 |
2009-07-01 |
| 56. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
108.37 |
1.0252 |
0.0449 |
176 |
2 |
106.42 |
2010-01-07 |
| 57. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
108.27 |
1.0668 |
0.0113 |
350 |
3 |
102.12 |
2008-10-12 |
| 58. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
108.11 |
0.9966 |
0.0768 |
259 |
6 |
90.61 |
2009-03-27 |
| 59. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
107.99 |
1.0516 |
0.0208 |
281 |
3 |
103.68 |
2010-11-11 |
| 60. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
107.96 |
1.0417 |
0.0283 |
253 |
2 |
106.29 |
2008-11-25 |
| 61. |
There is no physical separation after the slicing, so that e... |
107.92 |
1.0173 |
0.0990 |
268 |
1 |
107.92 |
2010-01-07 |
| 62. |
They had been given a sign - a powerful, lucid sign - that u... |
107.80 |
0.9084 |
0.1666 |
404 |
3 |
98.83 |
2010-11-11 |
| 63. |
"This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... |
107.69 |
0.9087 |
0.1718 |
393 |
4 |
93.34 |
2009-05-01 |
| 64. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
107.58 |
1.0063 |
0.0628 |
371 |
4 |
93.79 |
2008-11-25 |
| 65. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
107.56 |
0.9884 |
0.0793 |
233 |
4 |
96.21 |
2009-07-02 |
| 66. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
107.29 |
1.0361 |
0.0307 |
269 |
1 |
107.29 |
2009-01-23 |
| 67. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
107.29 |
0.9905 |
0.0831 |
377 |
3 |
99.22 |
2009-02-22 |
| 68. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
107.28 |
1.0214 |
0.0426 |
269 |
4 |
101.74 |
2009-02-14 |
| 69. |
The result has been the emergence of what some call the "win... |
107.27 |
0.9049 |
0.1661 |
351 |
2 |
93.79 |
2019-12-03 |
| 70. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
107.02 |
1.0445 |
0.0194 |
373 |
4 |
101.18 |
2008-11-30 |
| 71. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
107.01 |
0.9865 |
0.0775 |
276 |
2 |
91.81 |
2009-01-28 |
| 72. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
106.95 |
0.9279 |
0.1409 |
317 |
4 |
92.19 |
2014-11-03 |
| 73. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
106.68 |
1.0799 |
-0.0240 |
243 |
1 |
106.68 |
2008-09-01 |
| 74. |
It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaw... |
106.50 |
0.9045 |
0.1536 |
235 |
4 |
90.10 |
2009-01-23 |
| 75. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
106.04 |
1.0829 |
-0.0282 |
288 |
3 |
103.61 |
2009-07-01 |
| 76. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
105.98 |
0.9430 |
0.1023 |
211 |
4 |
91.83 |
2008-10-23 |
| 77. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
105.96 |
1.0555 |
-0.0017 |
363 |
4 |
95.92 |
2008-10-16 |
| 78. |
Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the k... |
105.73 |
1.0391 |
0.0171 |
358 |
6 |
94.27 |
2008-12-02 |
| 79. |
Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
105.72 |
1.0109 |
0.0399 |
276 |
2 |
102.85 |
2009-04-28 |
| 80. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
105.68 |
1.0068 |
0.0461 |
358 |
1 |
105.68 |
2008-11-10 |
| 81. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
105.60 |
0.9597 |
0.0932 |
347 |
4 |
86.71 |
2009-03-08 |
| 82. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
105.50 |
0.9852 |
0.0629 |
264 |
4 |
92.60 |
2008-10-23 |
| 83. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
105.45 |
1.0666 |
-0.0192 |
297 |
4 |
93.40 |
2009-01-27 |
| 84. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
105.31 |
1.0165 |
0.0333 |
392 |
5 |
96.97 |
2008-11-30 |
| 85. |
The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... |
105.31 |
0.9619 |
0.0892 |
393 |
7 |
92.05 |
2009-03-25 |
| 86. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
105.07 |
1.0796 |
-0.0410 |
129 |
1 |
105.07 |
2008-11-21 |
| 87. |
Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your gl... |
104.78 |
0.9411 |
0.1002 |
318 |
7 |
81.28 |
2009-04-28 |
| 88. |
One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... |
104.70 |
0.9275 |
0.1089 |
211 |
5 |
91.63 |
2009-03-11 |
| 89. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
104.62 |
1.0257 |
0.0196 |
401 |
1 |
104.62 |
2008-11-24 |
| 90. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
104.59 |
1.0613 |
-0.0218 |
266 |
3 |
99.94 |
2008-10-15 |
| 91. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
104.54 |
1.0515 |
-0.0153 |
250 |
6 |
88.16 |
2009-04-08 |
| 92. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
104.40 |
0.9710 |
0.0592 |
173 |
7 |
90.59 |
2009-07-01 |
| 93. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
103.97 |
0.9699 |
0.0619 |
269 |
3 |
99.88 |
2009-04-28 |
| 94. |
I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... |
103.93 |
1.0619 |
-0.0263 |
354 |
3 |
93.97 |
2013-07-04 |
| 95. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
103.93 |
1.0714 |
-0.0483 |
129 |
1 |
103.93 |
2008-10-01 |
| 96. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
103.73 |
1.0577 |
-0.0312 |
247 |
1 |
103.73 |
2008-10-23 |
| 97. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
103.56 |
1.0352 |
-0.0043 |
341 |
4 |
96.83 |
2008-11-11 |
| 98. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
103.50 |
0.9965 |
0.0264 |
168 |
2 |
96.30 |
2009-01-13 |
| 99. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
103.24 |
1.0062 |
0.0188 |
288 |
1 |
103.24 |
2008-10-28 |
| 100. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
103.19 |
0.9795 |
0.0450 |
308 |
5 |
90.70 |
2008-10-19 |
| 101. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
103.08 |
0.9844 |
0.0438 |
293 |
1 |
103.08 |
2009-03-25 |
| 102. |
There are perhaps twenty regular posters on the forum, and s... |
102.91 |
1.0709 |
-0.0112 |
392 |
1 |
102.91 |
2013-07-04 |
| 103. |
In the witch trials, it was nearly impossible to provide com... |
102.82 |
0.9675 |
0.0628 |
383 |
2 |
101.41 |
2009-03-08 |
| 104. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
102.79 |
0.9527 |
0.0677 |
251 |
4 |
97.44 |
2009-01-13 |
| 105. |
We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all... |
102.79 |
0.9851 |
0.0376 |
317 |
5 |
91.37 |
2009-04-28 |
| 106. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
102.59 |
1.0296 |
-0.0047 |
437 |
2 |
98.62 |
2008-09-05 |
| 107. |
Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Trian... |
102.56 |
0.9672 |
0.0575 |
396 |
3 |
93.80 |
2009-01-23 |
| 108. |
Few smart kids can spare the attention that popularity requi... |
102.30 |
0.9513 |
0.0681 |
354 |
6 |
86.18 |
2008-11-10 |
| 109. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
102.29 |
1.0529 |
-0.0375 |
351 |
6 |
93.57 |
2008-09-04 |
| 110. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
102.24 |
0.9064 |
0.1178 |
399 |
3 |
94.95 |
2009-03-24 |
| 111. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
102.14 |
0.9429 |
0.0724 |
287 |
2 |
98.53 |
2008-11-25 |
| 112. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
101.66 |
1.0444 |
-0.0418 |
197 |
1 |
101.66 |
2008-10-12 |
| 113. |
I don't want to go in there. He's a dangerous bastard. Taken... |
101.64 |
0.9368 |
0.0874 |
174 |
3 |
89.72 |
2008-09-26 |
| 114. |
Tim and the Princess lounge in the castle garden, laughing t... |
101.62 |
1.0152 |
-0.0038 |
192 |
1 |
101.62 |
2020-04-03 |
| 115. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
101.50 |
0.9339 |
0.0722 |
310 |
6 |
88.13 |
2008-11-28 |
| 116. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
101.49 |
1.0398 |
-0.0429 |
110 |
2 |
94.65 |
2009-03-24 |
| 117. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
101.31 |
0.9072 |
0.0967 |
237 |
1 |
101.31 |
2016-04-14 |
| 118. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
101.24 |
1.0013 |
0.0027 |
273 |
1 |
101.24 |
2008-09-06 |
| 119. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
101.22 |
1.0251 |
-0.0226 |
261 |
6 |
88.00 |
2009-01-27 |
| 120. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
101.20 |
1.0025 |
0.0019 |
256 |
6 |
89.67 |
2008-11-10 |
| 121. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
101.04 |
0.9899 |
0.0083 |
163 |
2 |
94.62 |
2008-11-30 |
| 122. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
100.89 |
1.0521 |
-0.0555 |
171 |
1 |
100.89 |
2009-02-23 |
| 123. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
100.66 |
0.9532 |
0.0446 |
258 |
7 |
87.35 |
2010-10-19 |
| 124. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
100.46 |
1.0168 |
-0.0183 |
271 |
5 |
92.95 |
2009-07-01 |
| 125. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
100.35 |
1.0349 |
-0.0396 |
234 |
1 |
100.35 |
2008-10-12 |
| 126. |
It is greatly to America's advantage that it is a congenial ... |
100.09 |
0.9266 |
0.0669 |
267 |
6 |
84.35 |
2008-11-11 |
| 127. |
When Betty and Billy fell asleep, he walked down to the kitc... |
100.00 |
0.9693 |
0.0446 |
360 |
1 |
100.00 |
2014-11-03 |
| 128. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
99.92 |
0.9351 |
0.0511 |
190 |
5 |
89.39 |
2008-12-01 |
| 129. |
The pathology of setting a deadline to the earliest articula... |
99.89 |
0.9785 |
0.0161 |
335 |
6 |
92.03 |
2008-10-14 |
| 130. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
99.86 |
1.0138 |
-0.0231 |
231 |
3 |
90.42 |
2008-10-23 |
| 131. |
Finally, gentlemen, there are people with an hereditary anim... |
99.79 |
0.9383 |
0.0733 |
471 |
1 |
99.79 |
2010-11-30 |
| 132. |
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy a... |
99.73 |
0.8996 |
0.0847 |
192 |
7 |
90.34 |
2009-01-26 |
| 133. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
99.71 |
0.9805 |
0.0137 |
292 |
2 |
92.19 |
2009-02-14 |
| 134. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
99.71 |
0.9833 |
0.0079 |
355 |
5 |
90.72 |
2008-10-12 |
| 135. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
99.47 |
0.9910 |
-0.0020 |
295 |
4 |
92.52 |
2008-10-01 |
| 136. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
99.39 |
0.9293 |
0.0578 |
355 |
2 |
89.24 |
2008-11-10 |
| 137. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
99.32 |
0.9342 |
0.0549 |
434 |
2 |
95.38 |
2009-01-13 |
| 138. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
99.18 |
0.9468 |
0.0369 |
276 |
3 |
87.77 |
2008-10-27 |
| 139. |
To some, the rules of etiquette may seem outdated, stuffy an... |
99.14 |
0.9922 |
0.0327 |
341 |
1 |
99.14 |
2010-01-07 |
| 140. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
99.09 |
0.9622 |
0.0275 |
392 |
6 |
85.81 |
2010-01-07 |
| 141. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
98.87 |
0.9691 |
0.0115 |
223 |
3 |
94.75 |
2008-11-30 |
| 142. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
98.60 |
1.0201 |
-0.0377 |
375 |
1 |
98.60 |
2008-10-22 |
| 143. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
98.36 |
0.9897 |
-0.0160 |
274 |
1 |
98.36 |
2008-10-24 |
| 144. |
A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were worki... |
98.30 |
0.9831 |
0.0003 |
469 |
4 |
94.84 |
2009-02-23 |
| 145. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
98.26 |
0.9763 |
-0.0018 |
289 |
2 |
91.29 |
2008-10-21 |
| 146. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
98.21 |
0.9570 |
0.0192 |
287 |
1 |
98.21 |
2009-01-27 |
| 147. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
98.16 |
0.9780 |
-0.0030 |
337 |
1 |
98.16 |
2008-10-23 |
| 148. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
98.04 |
0.9372 |
0.0396 |
320 |
5 |
84.85 |
2008-10-16 |
| 149. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
98.03 |
0.9758 |
-0.0024 |
314 |
1 |
98.03 |
2008-11-18 |
| 150. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
97.99 |
0.9846 |
-0.0134 |
281 |
3 |
89.31 |
2009-03-29 |
| 151. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
97.91 |
1.0203 |
-0.0454 |
261 |
1 |
97.91 |
2008-09-01 |
| 152. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
97.90 |
0.9965 |
-0.0248 |
310 |
3 |
93.97 |
2008-10-14 |
| 153. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
97.82 |
0.9946 |
-0.0242 |
246 |
2 |
79.94 |
2009-01-27 |
| 154. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
97.82 |
1.0214 |
-0.0562 |
166 |
3 |
72.68 |
2008-10-19 |
| 155. |
Ezekiel twenty-five, seventeen: The path of the righteous ma... |
97.53 |
0.9464 |
0.0263 |
323 |
5 |
84.04 |
2008-11-30 |
| 156. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
97.41 |
0.9500 |
0.0186 |
362 |
4 |
87.78 |
2008-11-25 |
| 157. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
97.28 |
1.0352 |
-0.0670 |
341 |
1 |
97.28 |
2010-01-07 |
| 158. |
Yet the web of thought has no such creases and is more like ... |
97.11 |
0.9786 |
-0.0157 |
235 |
2 |
75.79 |
2009-04-28 |
| 159. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
97.00 |
0.9632 |
0.0055 |
392 |
6 |
93.41 |
2008-12-01 |
| 160. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
96.88 |
1.0787 |
-0.1189 |
237 |
3 |
95.87 |
2008-09-08 |
| 161. |
My entire life had been on a predictable trajectory dominate... |
96.86 |
0.8958 |
0.0697 |
322 |
4 |
82.04 |
2009-02-11 |
| 162. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
96.61 |
1.0095 |
-0.0522 |
316 |
3 |
92.68 |
2008-12-01 |
| 163. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
96.24 |
1.0389 |
-0.0825 |
318 |
1 |
96.24 |
2008-11-27 |
| 164. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
96.03 |
1.0289 |
-0.0719 |
276 |
2 |
93.13 |
2008-10-22 |
| 165. |
Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... |
95.75 |
1.0419 |
-0.0922 |
261 |
1 |
95.75 |
2009-01-29 |
| 166. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
95.67 |
1.0368 |
-0.0870 |
276 |
3 |
93.73 |
2008-12-10 |
| 167. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
95.67 |
0.9168 |
0.0334 |
240 |
5 |
85.29 |
2009-04-28 |
| 168. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
95.64 |
0.9723 |
-0.0200 |
364 |
7 |
84.18 |
2009-03-27 |
| 169. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
95.62 |
0.9697 |
-0.0211 |
249 |
3 |
91.38 |
2009-03-11 |
| 170. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
95.60 |
0.9684 |
-0.0175 |
388 |
2 |
84.78 |
2008-10-24 |
| 171. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
95.41 |
1.0483 |
-0.1050 |
227 |
1 |
95.41 |
2008-11-18 |
| 172. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
95.26 |
0.9936 |
-0.0491 |
311 |
3 |
89.60 |
2009-01-13 |
| 173. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
95.26 |
0.9426 |
0.0053 |
317 |
1 |
95.26 |
2009-04-09 |
| 174. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
95.21 |
0.9866 |
-0.0460 |
218 |
4 |
91.21 |
2008-11-11 |
| 175. |
I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... |
95.13 |
0.9942 |
-0.0419 |
483 |
3 |
91.77 |
2009-01-13 |
| 176. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
94.68 |
0.9843 |
-0.0503 |
234 |
1 |
94.68 |
2008-11-21 |
| 177. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
94.67 |
0.9776 |
-0.0385 |
308 |
3 |
91.81 |
2009-01-23 |
| 178. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
94.64 |
0.9601 |
-0.0168 |
308 |
1 |
94.64 |
2008-11-18 |
| 179. |
The day dawned bleak and chill, a moving wall of gray light ... |
94.64 |
0.9593 |
-0.0160 |
398 |
2 |
89.03 |
2008-09-03 |
| 180. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
94.38 |
1.0316 |
-0.0918 |
333 |
1 |
94.38 |
2009-04-08 |
| 181. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
94.34 |
0.9646 |
-0.0299 |
264 |
3 |
89.75 |
2009-01-27 |
| 182. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
94.29 |
1.0885 |
-0.1501 |
315 |
1 |
94.29 |
2008-11-11 |
| 183. |
Ergonomics is a term that combines the Greek word ergon, mea... |
94.18 |
0.9005 |
0.0320 |
212 |
2 |
90.65 |
2008-10-22 |
| 184. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
93.97 |
1.0337 |
-0.1025 |
214 |
3 |
88.57 |
2008-11-03 |
| 185. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
93.73 |
1.0565 |
-0.1297 |
247 |
2 |
89.04 |
2008-10-22 |
| 186. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
93.65 |
1.0390 |
-0.1142 |
205 |
2 |
93.37 |
2009-01-27 |
| 187. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
93.60 |
0.9986 |
-0.0699 |
283 |
2 |
89.87 |
2008-09-08 |
| 188. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
93.57 |
1.0389 |
-0.1087 |
340 |
2 |
91.91 |
2009-04-08 |
| 189. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
93.46 |
0.9879 |
-0.0525 |
450 |
2 |
73.18 |
2009-03-24 |
| 190. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
93.46 |
0.9907 |
-0.0656 |
211 |
3 |
82.87 |
2008-10-19 |
| 191. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
93.42 |
0.9614 |
-0.0321 |
292 |
1 |
93.42 |
2009-01-13 |
| 192. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
93.12 |
1.0331 |
-0.1120 |
234 |
1 |
93.12 |
2008-11-21 |
| 193. |
The creation ends in South Georgia, at the very edge of the ... |
93.09 |
0.9997 |
-0.0731 |
382 |
2 |
89.21 |
2009-02-14 |
| 194. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
92.52 |
0.8933 |
0.0304 |
363 |
3 |
81.35 |
2008-11-30 |
| 195. |
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... |
91.96 |
0.8852 |
0.0285 |
201 |
2 |
85.41 |
2008-10-14 |
| 196. |
Instead of hiring workers during the peak hog kill in the wi... |
91.32 |
0.9814 |
-0.0368 |
364 |
1 |
91.32 |
2010-11-11 |
| 197. |
In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All th... |
91.24 |
0.9084 |
-0.0022 |
300 |
4 |
83.66 |
2008-10-14 |
| 198. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
91.05 |
1.0788 |
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171 |
1 |
91.05 |
2008-11-24 |
| 199. |
No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece ... |
90.99 |
0.9635 |
-0.0562 |
389 |
4 |
83.57 |
2008-11-28 |
| 200. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
90.85 |
0.8919 |
0.0069 |
205 |
5 |
83.70 |
2009-03-24 |
| 201. |
This was the most delicious meal he'd had in recent years, a... |
90.85 |
1.0214 |
-0.0784 |
281 |
1 |
90.85 |
2020-04-03 |
| 202. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
90.83 |
0.9330 |
-0.0261 |
360 |
4 |
88.89 |
2008-11-27 |
| 203. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
90.42 |
0.9485 |
-0.0506 |
236 |
2 |
83.66 |
2010-10-19 |
| 204. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
90.36 |
0.9233 |
-0.0360 |
168 |
3 |
81.62 |
2008-11-25 |
| 205. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
90.33 |
0.8878 |
0.0073 |
346 |
1 |
90.33 |
2008-09-05 |
| 206. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
90.30 |
0.9798 |
-0.0906 |
199 |
1 |
90.30 |
2008-10-24 |
| 207. |
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... |
89.88 |
0.9841 |
-0.0896 |
334 |
5 |
84.22 |
2008-09-05 |
| 208. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
89.84 |
0.9894 |
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323 |
1 |
89.84 |
2008-10-19 |
| 209. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
89.47 |
0.8916 |
-0.0047 |
216 |
1 |
89.47 |
2008-11-11 |
| 210. |
Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bu... |
89.29 |
0.9148 |
-0.0286 |
317 |
2 |
83.00 |
2008-10-12 |
| 211. |
According to the popular story, the keyboard invented by Aug... |
89.19 |
0.8981 |
-0.0097 |
393 |
4 |
81.77 |
2008-11-28 |
| 212. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
89.11 |
0.9514 |
-0.0681 |
237 |
3 |
80.41 |
2008-10-27 |
| 213. |
The evidence in the standard history of Qwerty versus Dvorak... |
89.00 |
0.9088 |
-0.0217 |
348 |
4 |
83.35 |
2008-11-11 |
| 214. |
Geometry sets out from certain conceptions such as "plane," ... |
88.37 |
0.9097 |
0.0074 |
464 |
3 |
81.92 |
2008-10-23 |
| 215. |
And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable chann... |
88.26 |
0.9125 |
-0.0363 |
308 |
3 |
83.54 |
2008-10-23 |
| 216. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
88.21 |
1.0053 |
-0.1334 |
232 |
2 |
85.46 |
2008-09-03 |
| 217. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
88.16 |
1.0201 |
-0.1463 |
303 |
2 |
87.92 |
2008-09-04 |
| 218. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
87.94 |
1.0025 |
-0.1304 |
336 |
1 |
87.94 |
2010-11-11 |
| 219. |
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... |
87.90 |
0.9786 |
-0.1130 |
193 |
1 |
87.90 |
2009-03-08 |
| 220. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
87.87 |
1.0528 |
-0.1873 |
201 |
2 |
82.64 |
2008-08-11 |
| 221. |
Wilkinson County was a recipient of one of the new "separate... |
87.79 |
0.8382 |
0.0320 |
268 |
3 |
74.59 |
2009-01-27 |
| 222. |
If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... |
87.74 |
0.9857 |
-0.1175 |
293 |
1 |
87.74 |
2008-09-08 |
| 223. |
King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... |
87.49 |
0.8961 |
-0.0328 |
189 |
3 |
83.83 |
2008-10-16 |
| 224. |
Imagine considering "if" as a two-finger movement instead of... |
87.27 |
0.8956 |
-0.0265 |
322 |
2 |
85.08 |
2008-10-23 |
| 225. |
In 1873 the Sholes & Glidden Type Writer became the first to... |
87.23 |
0.9074 |
-0.0368 |
396 |
1 |
87.23 |
2008-10-14 |
| 226. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
87.06 |
0.8602 |
0.0000 |
206 |
2 |
83.17 |
2009-01-13 |
| 227. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
86.97 |
0.8826 |
-0.0197 |
296 |
6 |
78.02 |
2008-11-24 |
| 228. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
86.97 |
0.9164 |
-0.0501 |
305 |
2 |
82.19 |
2008-11-25 |
| 229. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
86.58 |
0.9769 |
-0.1215 |
263 |
1 |
86.58 |
2008-09-03 |
| 230. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
86.32 |
0.8595 |
-0.0028 |
242 |
1 |
86.32 |
2008-09-04 |
| 231. |
In short order, Carter then proceeded to kill any chance he ... |
86.15 |
0.9234 |
-0.0648 |
346 |
1 |
86.15 |
2009-01-28 |
| 232. |
Excellent. He's enterprising, aggressive, outgoing, young, b... |
85.98 |
0.8890 |
-0.0411 |
199 |
5 |
80.49 |
2013-07-04 |
| 233. |
The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p... |
85.90 |
0.8770 |
-0.0231 |
300 |
5 |
81.47 |
2009-01-13 |
| 234. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
85.48 |
1.0099 |
-0.1663 |
207 |
1 |
85.48 |
2008-10-23 |
| 235. |
In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba ... |
85.44 |
0.8947 |
-0.0437 |
366 |
2 |
82.73 |
2008-09-08 |
| 236. |
I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... |
84.91 |
0.9226 |
-0.0755 |
348 |
1 |
84.91 |
2008-08-15 |
| 237. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
84.57 |
0.9731 |
-0.1483 |
129 |
1 |
84.57 |
2008-10-12 |
| 238. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
84.47 |
1.0016 |
-0.1699 |
218 |
2 |
83.73 |
2008-10-22 |
| 239. |
Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... |
84.10 |
0.9309 |
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284 |
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84.10 |
2009-04-28 |
| 240. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
84.00 |
0.9278 |
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295 |
1 |
84.00 |
2009-04-28 |
| 241. |
Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... |
83.67 |
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1 |
83.67 |
2009-02-14 |
| 242. |
Every craft and every investigation, and likewise every acti... |
83.33 |
1.0545 |
-0.1889 |
416 |
1 |
83.33 |
2012-03-14 |
| 243. |
It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... |
83.04 |
0.8722 |
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285 |
2 |
79.63 |
2008-09-06 |
| 244. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
82.21 |
0.9289 |
-0.1176 |
204 |
1 |
82.21 |
2008-11-27 |
| 245. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
81.90 |
1.0595 |
-0.2465 |
379 |
2 |
78.11 |
2008-08-10 |
| 246. |
The treatment of atoms with more than one electron requires ... |
81.86 |
0.9653 |
-0.1469 |
394 |
3 |
74.59 |
2008-09-08 |
| 247. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
81.59 |
0.9636 |
-0.1563 |
254 |
1 |
81.59 |
2008-11-24 |
| 248. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
81.24 |
1.0261 |
-0.2241 |
273 |
1 |
81.24 |
2008-08-08 |
| 249. |
I'm a hopeless dancer, but this looks like you just screw in... |
81.15 |
0.8951 |
-0.0899 |
193 |
1 |
81.15 |
2008-09-01 |
| 250. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
81.07 |
1.0120 |
-0.2106 |
290 |
1 |
81.07 |
2008-08-11 |
| 251. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
80.79 |
0.9754 |
-0.1700 |
362 |
1 |
80.79 |
2008-09-05 |
| 252. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
80.27 |
1.0462 |
-0.2582 |
184 |
2 |
79.31 |
2008-11-10 |
| 253. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
79.70 |
0.8553 |
-0.0720 |
174 |
1 |
79.70 |
2008-10-27 |
| 254. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
74.33 |
0.9612 |
-0.2268 |
256 |
1 |
74.33 |
2008-08-13 |
| 255. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
71.42 |
0.9213 |
-0.2157 |
295 |
1 |
71.42 |
2008-08-15 |
| 256. |
Do you know why they call him Franky "Four Fingers" Doug? Be... |
70.03 |
0.8786 |
-0.1703 |
214 |
2 |
69.07 |
2008-08-13 |
| 257. |
You have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Whea... |
67.53 |
0.9687 |
-0.2980 |
371 |
1 |
67.53 |
2009-03-27 |
| 258. |
Padre, these are subtleties! We are not concerned with motiv... |
63.29 |
0.9398 |
-0.3071 |
419 |
1 |
63.29 |
2008-08-10 |
| 259. |
Your ring finger is the most difficult of all fingers to con... |
37.56 |
0.9884 |
-0.6194 |
262 |
1 |
37.56 |
2008-10-31 |