Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about... |
85.27 |
1.1179 |
0.3601 |
66 |
1 |
85.27 |
2022-09-05 |
2. |
Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend somewhere along in the... |
81.91 |
1.0535 |
0.3696 |
149 |
1 |
81.91 |
2023-03-01 |
3. |
Let us learn to appreciate there will be times when the tree... |
81.74 |
1.1310 |
0.2935 |
132 |
1 |
81.74 |
2022-09-05 |
4. |
In this world everything is governed by balance. There's wha... |
81.40 |
1.1373 |
0.2759 |
316 |
1 |
81.40 |
2022-12-28 |
5. |
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life wit... |
81.07 |
1.1814 |
0.2266 |
132 |
1 |
81.07 |
2022-12-22 |
6. |
For this dark and lonely room projects a shadow cast in gloo... |
80.65 |
1.0569 |
0.3481 |
207 |
1 |
80.65 |
2022-12-21 |
7. |
There was a stage and a PA up in western Massachusetts and t... |
80.49 |
0.9949 |
0.4177 |
304 |
1 |
80.49 |
2022-12-23 |
8. |
Some people pass through your life and you never think about... |
79.96 |
1.1448 |
0.2469 |
271 |
1 |
79.96 |
2023-03-01 |
9. |
When we got to the Mint I parked on the street in front of t... |
78.32 |
1.0511 |
0.3154 |
158 |
1 |
78.32 |
2022-12-21 |
10. |
What you need to learn, children, is the difference between ... |
77.58 |
1.1152 |
0.2366 |
167 |
1 |
77.58 |
2023-02-19 |
11. |
In detective work, there's no winning or losing... there's n... |
77.34 |
1.0216 |
0.3244 |
145 |
1 |
77.34 |
2022-08-31 |
12. |
It was not the brutality of what occurred next that changed ... |
77.33 |
1.0509 |
0.2918 |
145 |
1 |
77.33 |
2022-12-22 |
13. |
The evolution of language marked a great leap forward for ou... |
77.22 |
1.0295 |
0.3151 |
309 |
1 |
77.22 |
2022-10-31 |
14. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
76.52 |
1.1086 |
0.2283 |
233 |
1 |
76.52 |
2022-12-17 |
15. |
There is some love that will not go away. You're here, there... |
76.26 |
1.0964 |
0.2303 |
169 |
1 |
76.26 |
2022-09-02 |
16. |
If you challenge the conventional wisdom, you will find ways... |
75.92 |
1.0218 |
0.2994 |
115 |
2 |
71.58 |
2022-08-31 |
17. |
The journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, on... |
75.77 |
1.0311 |
0.2847 |
184 |
1 |
75.77 |
2023-03-01 |
18. |
I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath, scared to rock ... |
75.72 |
1.0074 |
0.3117 |
248 |
2 |
70.01 |
2022-12-28 |
19. |
I remember way back then when everything was true and when w... |
75.39 |
1.0372 |
0.2770 |
132 |
1 |
75.39 |
2022-09-12 |
20. |
Maybe, the only thing that has to make sense about being som... |
75.33 |
1.1345 |
0.1724 |
200 |
1 |
75.33 |
2022-12-22 |
21. |
At that time, I often thought that if I had had to live in t... |
75.29 |
1.0997 |
0.2129 |
193 |
1 |
75.29 |
2022-12-06 |
22. |
It became very clear to me sitting out there today that ever... |
75.12 |
1.0584 |
0.2495 |
290 |
1 |
75.12 |
2022-12-21 |
23. |
The first time I made coffee for just myself, I made too muc... |
74.97 |
1.0599 |
0.2474 |
249 |
1 |
74.97 |
2022-10-31 |
24. |
Think of what you're saying, you can get it wrong and still ... |
74.91 |
1.1156 |
0.1881 |
172 |
1 |
74.91 |
2022-11-08 |
25. |
There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is... |
74.67 |
1.0405 |
0.2562 |
293 |
1 |
74.67 |
2022-12-22 |
26. |
Cardan looks at me as though he's never seen me before. He l... |
74.48 |
1.0454 |
0.2492 |
139 |
1 |
74.48 |
2021-10-21 |
27. |
You remind me that I am a mere mortal and you are a prince o... |
74.40 |
1.0717 |
0.2206 |
146 |
1 |
74.40 |
2022-12-21 |
28. |
You sound like my nephew, always thinking you need to do thi... |
73.71 |
1.0859 |
0.1905 |
171 |
1 |
73.71 |
2023-07-11 |
29. |
It's not really a place; it's a feeling. Sometimes riding at... |
73.59 |
1.0113 |
0.2690 |
155 |
1 |
73.59 |
2022-10-31 |
30. |
Fortunately you have got someone who relies on you. We start... |
73.43 |
1.0283 |
0.2497 |
206 |
1 |
73.43 |
2022-08-30 |
31. |
The voice of anatomy, like the voice of all nature, never re... |
73.28 |
1.0687 |
0.2055 |
257 |
1 |
73.28 |
2022-08-31 |
32. |
In short, our gentleman became so caught up in reading that ... |
73.23 |
1.0799 |
0.1979 |
253 |
1 |
73.23 |
2022-08-31 |
33. |
It seemed funny to me that the sunset she saw from her patio... |
72.74 |
1.0735 |
0.1909 |
205 |
1 |
72.74 |
2022-11-08 |
34. |
You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world, but y... |
72.61 |
1.1556 |
0.1071 |
97 |
1 |
72.61 |
2022-12-23 |
35. |
Well, we used to look up in the sky and wonder at our place ... |
72.59 |
1.0423 |
0.2194 |
134 |
1 |
72.59 |
2022-08-30 |
36. |
These memories lose their meaning when I think of love as so... |
72.20 |
1.1052 |
0.1520 |
197 |
1 |
72.20 |
2022-12-22 |
37. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
71.97 |
1.0476 |
0.2058 |
110 |
1 |
71.97 |
2023-06-07 |
38. |
Selling short is a way to make money if stock prices fall. I... |
71.95 |
1.0609 |
0.2045 |
230 |
1 |
71.95 |
2023-05-19 |
39. |
It's a fallen situation when all eyes are turned in and a lo... |
71.91 |
1.0756 |
0.1755 |
199 |
2 |
69.71 |
2022-12-21 |
40. |
Thinking you know everything there is to know about somethin... |
71.87 |
1.1220 |
0.1227 |
138 |
1 |
71.87 |
2022-08-30 |
41. |
The worst part of having someone tell you about their vacati... |
71.81 |
1.0972 |
0.1515 |
171 |
1 |
71.81 |
2022-09-02 |
42. |
There's a club if you'd like to go. You could meet somebody ... |
71.59 |
1.0955 |
0.1502 |
192 |
1 |
71.59 |
2022-11-08 |
43. |
Lemon Boy and me started to get along together. I helped him... |
71.55 |
1.0183 |
0.2253 |
210 |
1 |
71.55 |
2022-09-02 |
44. |
To be, or not to be: that is the question: whether 'tis nobl... |
71.50 |
0.9932 |
0.2519 |
198 |
1 |
71.50 |
2023-05-19 |
45. |
But I really believe that there are more good people on this... |
71.45 |
1.1729 |
0.0733 |
157 |
1 |
71.45 |
2021-02-02 |
46. |
Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars. Let me s... |
71.42 |
1.0310 |
0.2104 |
328 |
1 |
71.42 |
2022-12-28 |
47. |
Still, there are times I am bewildered by each mile I have t... |
71.39 |
1.0465 |
0.1935 |
232 |
1 |
71.39 |
2022-12-22 |
48. |
That'll be a dispute to the end of time, Mr. Brown: whether ... |
71.35 |
1.0119 |
0.2267 |
155 |
1 |
71.35 |
2023-03-01 |
49. |
Higher and higher he climbed. His strength came from somewhe... |
71.28 |
0.9965 |
0.2469 |
284 |
2 |
64.26 |
2022-12-08 |
50. |
The pie maker considered how not telling Chuck the truth abo... |
71.22 |
1.0685 |
0.1714 |
224 |
1 |
71.22 |
2023-03-01 |
51. |
There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure 'cause y... |
71.14 |
1.0723 |
0.1651 |
200 |
1 |
71.14 |
2022-12-21 |
52. |
Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like t... |
71.14 |
1.1192 |
0.1176 |
257 |
1 |
71.14 |
2023-05-19 |
53. |
For me, good design means that when I make a change, it's as... |
71.10 |
1.0742 |
0.1520 |
266 |
1 |
71.10 |
2022-08-30 |
54. |
All my friends are heathens, take it slow. Wait for them to ... |
71.01 |
1.0562 |
0.1793 |
155 |
2 |
55.67 |
2023-05-19 |
55. |
From the point of conception to the moment of truth. At the ... |
70.75 |
1.0589 |
0.1746 |
213 |
1 |
70.75 |
2022-09-15 |
56. |
Some feeling had started in my stomach and was traveling up ... |
70.68 |
1.1049 |
0.1268 |
199 |
1 |
70.68 |
2022-12-23 |
57. |
I was pulled this way and that for longer than I can remembe... |
70.55 |
1.0666 |
0.1631 |
345 |
1 |
70.55 |
2022-12-22 |
58. |
Say what you will. But a person just cannot know what he doe... |
70.40 |
1.0734 |
0.1495 |
188 |
1 |
70.40 |
2022-10-31 |
59. |
Not only do we come into fairly regular contact with people ... |
70.40 |
1.0520 |
0.1767 |
253 |
1 |
70.40 |
2023-03-01 |
60. |
And, anyway, it's not about making money, it's about taking ... |
70.26 |
1.0155 |
0.2094 |
172 |
1 |
70.26 |
2022-09-12 |
61. |
My doctor said we can't choose where we come from, but we ca... |
70.06 |
1.0466 |
0.1736 |
183 |
1 |
70.06 |
2022-12-21 |
62. |
After my picture fades and darkness has turned to gray, watc... |
70.04 |
1.0023 |
0.2170 |
171 |
2 |
63.37 |
2022-12-08 |
63. |
He spoke and rose to full height, sword in air, then cleft t... |
70.04 |
0.9964 |
0.2264 |
378 |
1 |
70.04 |
2023-03-01 |
64. |
Even if the morrow is barren of promises, nothing shall fore... |
69.94 |
1.0182 |
0.1995 |
195 |
1 |
69.94 |
2022-12-28 |
65. |
We fell in love, we had our fun, you always had enough dream... |
69.87 |
1.0686 |
0.1455 |
153 |
1 |
69.87 |
2023-05-19 |
66. |
He heard the sound of waves striking the shore, and it was a... |
69.85 |
1.0387 |
0.1771 |
285 |
1 |
69.85 |
2022-12-23 |
67. |
I wondered how they would've felt if every time their husban... |
69.79 |
1.0511 |
0.1625 |
154 |
1 |
69.79 |
2022-08-31 |
68. |
The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing: f... |
69.56 |
1.0627 |
0.1479 |
155 |
1 |
69.56 |
2022-09-07 |
69. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
69.54 |
1.0511 |
0.1637 |
252 |
1 |
69.54 |
2022-10-31 |
70. |
She may be the beauty or the beast. May be the famine or the... |
69.48 |
1.0276 |
0.1828 |
227 |
1 |
69.48 |
2023-01-01 |
71. |
The bullet of an M16 shoots out at 2,100 miles per hour. Fas... |
69.38 |
0.9634 |
0.2383 |
170 |
1 |
69.38 |
2022-09-12 |
72. |
A body has one more kind of pull. This pull is such that it ... |
69.15 |
1.1076 |
0.0918 |
156 |
1 |
69.15 |
2022-10-29 |
73. |
The wonder is, not that the field of stars is so vast, but t... |
68.76 |
1.0324 |
0.1662 |
84 |
1 |
68.76 |
2022-08-30 |
74. |
You once thought of me as a white knight on his steed. Now y... |
68.63 |
1.0954 |
0.0980 |
145 |
1 |
68.63 |
2023-06-07 |
75. |
There's a sort of evil out there. Something very, very stran... |
68.57 |
1.0564 |
0.1358 |
248 |
1 |
68.57 |
2022-08-30 |
76. |
And words were not just the pieces of speaking; they were th... |
68.55 |
1.0798 |
0.1081 |
206 |
2 |
63.82 |
2022-08-31 |
77. |
Every single night I endure the fight of little wings of whi... |
68.51 |
1.0250 |
0.1695 |
354 |
1 |
68.51 |
2022-12-06 |
78. |
And I will look down and see my murmuring bones and the deep... |
68.45 |
1.0662 |
0.1260 |
191 |
1 |
68.45 |
2022-09-02 |
79. |
Tell me again, was it love at first sight when I walked by a... |
68.42 |
1.0527 |
0.1350 |
182 |
1 |
68.42 |
2022-12-22 |
80. |
There is a door at the end of a silent corridor. And it's ha... |
68.40 |
0.9986 |
0.1892 |
166 |
1 |
68.40 |
2022-12-23 |
81. |
Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man imme... |
68.39 |
1.0776 |
0.1127 |
107 |
1 |
68.39 |
2022-12-17 |
82. |
The robins were singing vespers in the high tree-tops, filli... |
68.34 |
1.0214 |
0.1718 |
287 |
1 |
68.34 |
2022-12-17 |
83. |
To make you a vampire they have to suck your blood. And then... |
68.17 |
1.0199 |
0.1651 |
163 |
1 |
68.17 |
2022-12-28 |
84. |
Take me up, take me higher, there's a world not far from her... |
68.09 |
1.0565 |
0.1253 |
187 |
1 |
68.09 |
2022-10-31 |
85. |
How sweet it is to love someone, how right it is to care. Ho... |
68.08 |
1.0634 |
0.1204 |
171 |
2 |
64.20 |
2022-09-05 |
86. |
I swear, there is nothing in the world my mother is better a... |
67.92 |
1.1149 |
0.0667 |
164 |
1 |
67.92 |
2021-10-19 |
87. |
I know you don't get a chance to take a break this often. I ... |
67.92 |
1.0315 |
0.1490 |
212 |
2 |
63.63 |
2022-09-08 |
88. |
It wasn't always so clear, but the Rust programming language... |
67.89 |
1.0211 |
0.1587 |
259 |
1 |
67.89 |
2022-12-23 |
89. |
People running everywhere, don't know the way to go, don't k... |
67.83 |
1.0693 |
0.1113 |
217 |
1 |
67.83 |
2022-09-02 |
90. |
You are the most important thing to me now. The most importa... |
67.81 |
1.1826 |
-0.0056 |
80 |
1 |
67.81 |
2022-08-31 |
91. |
It's better to read in the library. Sitting at my favorite t... |
67.74 |
1.0808 |
0.0954 |
217 |
2 |
60.74 |
2022-12-08 |
92. |
I have spent my whole life scared, frightened of things that... |
67.61 |
1.0307 |
0.1473 |
430 |
1 |
67.61 |
2023-03-01 |
93. |
If everyone keeps asking you the same questions, maybe you h... |
67.55 |
1.0080 |
0.1647 |
111 |
1 |
67.55 |
2022-08-31 |
94. |
The past is always with us. Where we come from, what we go t... |
67.54 |
1.0663 |
0.1060 |
280 |
1 |
67.54 |
2023-06-07 |
95. |
I suppose I could collect my books and get on back to school... |
67.49 |
1.0717 |
0.1029 |
185 |
1 |
67.49 |
2022-09-12 |
96. |
I want this mark all the way back to Earth with time to spar... |
67.46 |
1.0172 |
0.1552 |
178 |
1 |
67.46 |
2023-02-19 |
97. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
67.37 |
1.0426 |
0.1320 |
131 |
1 |
67.37 |
2022-08-30 |
98. |
The pleasure of remembering had been taken from me, because ... |
67.07 |
1.0697 |
0.0988 |
264 |
1 |
67.07 |
2022-09-12 |
99. |
I used to think that memories were a way of holding on to th... |
67.01 |
1.0649 |
0.0959 |
233 |
1 |
67.01 |
2023-05-19 |
100. |
While there are few problems in today's world that the Unite... |
66.86 |
1.0519 |
0.1136 |
152 |
1 |
66.86 |
2022-09-12 |
101. |
I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes. Love is all a... |
66.75 |
1.0680 |
0.0923 |
193 |
1 |
66.75 |
2022-08-31 |
102. |
Many folk like to know beforehand what is to be set on the t... |
66.74 |
1.0432 |
0.1179 |
186 |
1 |
66.74 |
2022-09-15 |
103. |
I'd like to build the world a home and furnish it with love.... |
66.69 |
1.0454 |
0.1157 |
229 |
1 |
66.69 |
2022-09-07 |
104. |
That's because we're uncool. And while women will always be ... |
66.69 |
1.0266 |
0.1354 |
249 |
1 |
66.69 |
2022-12-21 |
105. |
The gentleman helps others to realize what is good in them; ... |
66.56 |
1.0502 |
0.1057 |
146 |
1 |
66.56 |
2021-10-20 |
106. |
And as we wind on down the road, our shadows taller than our... |
66.55 |
1.1206 |
0.0376 |
237 |
1 |
66.55 |
2022-09-10 |
107. |
For as long as I can remember, I have always found it easier... |
66.53 |
1.0358 |
0.1243 |
333 |
1 |
66.53 |
2022-12-22 |
108. |
First time we had dinner, you asked me what I wanted from yo... |
66.45 |
1.0262 |
0.1287 |
239 |
1 |
66.45 |
2022-09-02 |
109. |
Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, w... |
66.44 |
1.0182 |
0.1369 |
164 |
1 |
66.44 |
2023-03-01 |
110. |
The fear of death has disordered my reason and subjected me ... |
66.35 |
0.9944 |
0.1583 |
175 |
1 |
66.35 |
2023-07-11 |
111. |
One scientist I met recently told me he reckoned that the av... |
66.18 |
0.9278 |
0.2303 |
253 |
1 |
66.18 |
2022-09-15 |
112. |
What a strange sort of love, to be entirely free from that q... |
66.12 |
0.9993 |
0.1527 |
168 |
1 |
66.12 |
2021-02-02 |
113. |
And this is it. This is a portable cellular phone. You'll be... |
66.06 |
1.0104 |
0.1378 |
233 |
1 |
66.06 |
2022-08-31 |
114. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
66.02 |
0.9974 |
0.1546 |
163 |
1 |
66.02 |
2022-09-15 |
115. |
The idea behind each one was we took a film that we like and... |
65.99 |
1.0516 |
0.0982 |
231 |
1 |
65.99 |
2021-10-20 |
116. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
65.98 |
0.9927 |
0.1601 |
276 |
1 |
65.98 |
2022-09-12 |
117. |
I have not much hope that Gollum can be cured before he dies... |
65.94 |
1.0649 |
0.0838 |
306 |
1 |
65.94 |
2022-10-31 |
118. |
If only all the contradictory voices shouting inside my head... |
65.93 |
1.0577 |
0.0913 |
176 |
1 |
65.93 |
2022-08-31 |
119. |
I do not for one think that the problem was that the band wa... |
65.43 |
1.0279 |
0.1123 |
269 |
1 |
65.43 |
2022-09-05 |
120. |
Mother used to say that however miserable one is, there's al... |
65.38 |
1.0765 |
0.0617 |
189 |
1 |
65.38 |
2021-02-03 |
121. |
You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thi... |
65.37 |
1.0419 |
0.0881 |
161 |
2 |
64.56 |
2022-09-12 |
122. |
If I ruled the world, every man would see the world was his ... |
65.30 |
1.0351 |
0.1015 |
224 |
1 |
65.30 |
2022-09-15 |
123. |
And he told us of his life in the land of submarines. |
65.28 |
1.1685 |
-0.0348 |
53 |
1 |
65.28 |
2022-09-02 |
124. |
All these fears and all this love, all you've given me, it's... |
65.24 |
1.0279 |
0.1034 |
140 |
1 |
65.24 |
2022-12-06 |
125. |
And if you were prejudiced, you'd walk around thinking that ... |
65.18 |
1.0378 |
0.0962 |
209 |
1 |
65.18 |
2022-12-22 |
126. |
Plato is always concerned to advocate views that will make p... |
65.14 |
0.9650 |
0.1716 |
206 |
2 |
61.83 |
2022-12-28 |
127. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
64.99 |
1.0094 |
0.1256 |
256 |
1 |
64.99 |
2021-02-03 |
128. |
Court reporters are required to complete a specialized train... |
64.92 |
1.0100 |
0.1194 |
242 |
1 |
64.92 |
2023-05-19 |
129. |
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you... |
64.80 |
1.0313 |
0.0942 |
227 |
1 |
64.80 |
2021-10-23 |
130. |
I saw a strange thing today. Some rebels were being arrested... |
64.62 |
1.0147 |
0.1106 |
211 |
1 |
64.62 |
2022-12-22 |
131. |
I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream. I know you,... |
64.56 |
1.0191 |
0.1014 |
269 |
1 |
64.56 |
2022-09-02 |
132. |
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread. And so I come to y... |
64.55 |
1.0524 |
0.0696 |
173 |
1 |
64.55 |
2022-09-07 |
133. |
I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or a girl before t... |
64.54 |
1.0224 |
0.1012 |
378 |
1 |
64.54 |
2022-12-08 |
134. |
This was supposed to be a question. Not a poem, confession o... |
64.51 |
1.0696 |
0.0502 |
163 |
1 |
64.51 |
2022-01-04 |
135. |
If the aliens came down today, what would they think, what w... |
64.39 |
1.0516 |
0.0633 |
248 |
1 |
64.39 |
2022-09-02 |
136. |
Well, by the second morning I was out of food. The third day... |
64.32 |
1.0143 |
0.1038 |
248 |
1 |
64.32 |
2022-08-31 |
137. |
If there were to be something non-empty, there would then be... |
64.30 |
1.0499 |
0.0691 |
165 |
1 |
64.30 |
2022-12-17 |
138. |
When I left my home and my family, I was no more than a boy ... |
64.19 |
1.0538 |
0.0642 |
257 |
1 |
64.19 |
2022-12-21 |
139. |
Mind is not in any one place. Every cell in this body has it... |
64.16 |
1.0841 |
0.0280 |
146 |
1 |
64.16 |
2021-10-23 |
140. |
I can't have been there when brains were handed 'round or ge... |
64.12 |
1.0732 |
0.0412 |
187 |
1 |
64.12 |
2022-09-08 |
141. |
Life is basically like a soap bubble. It rides on the wind, ... |
63.85 |
1.0290 |
0.0747 |
249 |
1 |
63.85 |
2022-08-31 |
142. |
I hate all the rules and organization and teams and ranks in... |
63.73 |
1.0234 |
0.0866 |
227 |
1 |
63.73 |
2022-09-02 |
143. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
63.68 |
1.0561 |
0.0547 |
227 |
1 |
63.68 |
2022-12-21 |
144. |
For as long as a single man is forced to cower under the iro... |
63.62 |
1.0598 |
0.0466 |
193 |
1 |
63.62 |
2022-08-30 |
145. |
A problem in communication is that people don't smile enough... |
63.59 |
1.0193 |
0.0906 |
272 |
1 |
63.59 |
2022-09-05 |
146. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
63.57 |
0.9762 |
0.1345 |
249 |
1 |
63.57 |
2022-09-15 |
147. |
It was a long and gloomy night that gathered on me, haunted ... |
63.55 |
0.9653 |
0.1422 |
165 |
1 |
63.55 |
2022-09-05 |
148. |
I felt that even when they were polite they hardly saw me, t... |
63.54 |
1.0474 |
0.0605 |
270 |
1 |
63.54 |
2022-12-06 |
149. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
63.54 |
1.0095 |
0.0993 |
211 |
1 |
63.54 |
2022-08-31 |
150. |
See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my ... |
63.52 |
1.0148 |
0.0874 |
244 |
1 |
63.52 |
2023-07-11 |
151. |
Well, this is the end of a perfect day, near the end of a jo... |
63.48 |
1.0719 |
0.0308 |
296 |
1 |
63.48 |
2022-11-08 |
152. |
You're the one that told me I could swing by any evening, an... |
63.43 |
1.0481 |
0.0531 |
203 |
1 |
63.43 |
2021-02-02 |
153. |
Now if you choose not to respond to my parental authority I ... |
63.41 |
1.0171 |
0.0845 |
152 |
1 |
63.41 |
2022-08-31 |
154. |
It is curious that while good people go to great lengths to ... |
63.36 |
1.0829 |
0.0114 |
275 |
1 |
63.36 |
2023-05-19 |
155. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
63.33 |
0.9704 |
0.1353 |
254 |
2 |
56.81 |
2023-07-11 |
156. |
We all start out knowing magic. We are born with whirlwinds,... |
63.31 |
1.0731 |
0.0241 |
248 |
1 |
63.31 |
2022-09-07 |
157. |
You know what nobody's mentioned? Is that this is supposed t... |
63.27 |
1.0088 |
0.0916 |
176 |
1 |
63.27 |
2022-10-31 |
158. |
Nothing in life is easy. But that's no reason to give up. Yo... |
63.06 |
1.0403 |
0.0571 |
129 |
1 |
63.06 |
2021-10-23 |
159. |
Every single night the same arrangement. I go out and fight ... |
63.00 |
1.0407 |
0.0559 |
334 |
1 |
63.00 |
2023-03-01 |
160. |
Stab a sorry heart with your favorite finger. Paint the whol... |
63.00 |
1.0039 |
0.1025 |
255 |
1 |
63.00 |
2022-12-23 |
161. |
The only problem with the treatment was that it worked too w... |
62.57 |
1.0547 |
0.0340 |
219 |
1 |
62.57 |
2022-09-07 |
162. |
He's not afraid of losing. He's afraid of losing your love. ... |
62.46 |
1.0008 |
0.0860 |
163 |
1 |
62.46 |
2022-09-05 |
163. |
Surely death has found me, it has kept a hold of me all this... |
62.43 |
1.0554 |
0.0312 |
183 |
1 |
62.43 |
2022-09-08 |
164. |
If I fling one bag of trash out of my car window and onto th... |
62.31 |
1.0299 |
0.0554 |
193 |
1 |
62.31 |
2022-08-31 |
165. |
Yes, Steve, I can tell you those things because when I said ... |
62.23 |
1.0271 |
0.0553 |
200 |
1 |
62.23 |
2022-01-03 |
166. |
A straight line is said to have been cut in extreme and mean... |
62.20 |
1.0908 |
-0.0096 |
150 |
1 |
62.20 |
2022-08-31 |
167. |
I find it wholesome to be alone the greater part of the time... |
62.12 |
1.0332 |
0.0474 |
221 |
1 |
62.12 |
2022-09-10 |
168. |
I bet you're wondering how I knew about your plans to make m... |
61.99 |
1.0367 |
0.0410 |
158 |
1 |
61.99 |
2022-08-30 |
169. |
What good are prayers and shrines to a person mad with love?... |
61.89 |
1.0427 |
0.0356 |
170 |
1 |
61.89 |
2021-10-23 |
170. |
Power is not a means; it is an end. One does not establish a... |
61.83 |
0.9445 |
0.1328 |
280 |
1 |
61.83 |
2022-09-12 |
171. |
The alternative is unconsciousness, the default setting, the... |
61.83 |
1.0047 |
0.0682 |
141 |
1 |
61.83 |
2022-09-15 |
172. |
She was a genius of sadness, immersing herself in it, separa... |
61.82 |
0.8974 |
0.1890 |
365 |
1 |
61.82 |
2023-02-28 |
173. |
When I close my eyes, I am at the center of the sun. And I c... |
61.77 |
1.0603 |
0.0158 |
113 |
1 |
61.77 |
2022-12-17 |
174. |
I love the ground under his feet, and the air over his head,... |
61.60 |
1.1531 |
-0.0814 |
187 |
1 |
61.60 |
2022-09-15 |
175. |
The wheel is turning and you can't slow down. You can't let ... |
61.59 |
1.0457 |
0.0229 |
184 |
1 |
61.59 |
2022-10-31 |
176. |
You're really bad at making up games, dogs. From what I can ... |
61.55 |
1.0603 |
0.0017 |
562 |
1 |
61.55 |
2023-07-11 |
177. |
At last, we finally meet. I have something for you, Chancell... |
61.49 |
1.0788 |
-0.0102 |
186 |
1 |
61.49 |
2022-08-30 |
178. |
For still there are so many things that I have never seen: i... |
61.48 |
1.1025 |
-0.0367 |
226 |
1 |
61.48 |
2022-09-15 |
179. |
You're not a bad person. You are a very good person who bad ... |
61.43 |
1.0487 |
0.0167 |
286 |
1 |
61.43 |
2022-09-05 |
180. |
Saying "I love you" is not the words I want to hear from you... |
61.34 |
1.0774 |
-0.0111 |
268 |
1 |
61.34 |
2022-11-08 |
181. |
The capacity to love is determined by the fact that man is r... |
61.30 |
1.0800 |
-0.0169 |
219 |
1 |
61.30 |
2021-10-19 |
182. |
My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer, and... |
61.26 |
0.9613 |
0.1044 |
195 |
1 |
61.26 |
2022-09-05 |
183. |
It is part of the human nature always to judge others very s... |
61.26 |
1.0647 |
0.0027 |
192 |
1 |
61.26 |
2021-02-02 |
184. |
What incensed him the most was the blatant jokes of the ones... |
61.09 |
1.1035 |
-0.0404 |
174 |
1 |
61.09 |
2021-02-02 |
185. |
Maybe I will never be all the things that I wanna be. Now is... |
61.02 |
1.1129 |
-0.0539 |
177 |
1 |
61.02 |
2021-02-02 |
186. |
Imagine you're stood on a beach, water gently lapping at you... |
60.90 |
1.0258 |
0.0282 |
154 |
1 |
60.90 |
2021-10-23 |
187. |
Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... |
60.90 |
0.9271 |
0.1366 |
323 |
1 |
60.90 |
2022-12-22 |
188. |
Come let me love you, let me give my life to you, let me dro... |
60.67 |
1.0757 |
-0.0206 |
160 |
1 |
60.67 |
2021-02-02 |
189. |
In the past, all a King had to do was look respectable in un... |
60.66 |
0.9806 |
0.0749 |
253 |
1 |
60.66 |
2022-12-22 |
190. |
Sparkling wines are wines that contain carbon dioxide bubble... |
60.57 |
0.9408 |
0.1167 |
177 |
1 |
60.57 |
2022-09-15 |
191. |
What if all of this is a dream, and it isn't even our dream,... |
60.49 |
1.0291 |
0.0215 |
255 |
1 |
60.49 |
2022-08-31 |
192. |
All I do is talk a big game, and make myself sound like a bi... |
60.42 |
1.0395 |
0.0069 |
224 |
1 |
60.42 |
2022-10-31 |
193. |
I had the brief notion that his heart, pressed flat as a flo... |
60.22 |
1.0271 |
0.0155 |
140 |
1 |
60.22 |
2021-02-02 |
194. |
Men, in as much as I am the reigning officer in charge here,... |
60.11 |
1.0319 |
0.0139 |
249 |
1 |
60.11 |
2022-01-03 |
195. |
Well I watch you tangle every weekend. It might start differ... |
59.93 |
1.0470 |
-0.0041 |
220 |
1 |
59.93 |
2021-02-02 |
196. |
And the hardest part was letting go, not taking part was the... |
59.87 |
1.0963 |
-0.0550 |
161 |
1 |
59.87 |
2022-08-30 |
197. |
I open up the paper. There's a story of an actor who had die... |
59.80 |
1.0275 |
0.0124 |
213 |
1 |
59.80 |
2022-08-31 |
198. |
We used to look at the stars and confess our dreams, hold ea... |
59.72 |
1.0216 |
0.0145 |
157 |
1 |
59.72 |
2021-10-23 |
199. |
I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so th... |
59.62 |
1.0338 |
0.0029 |
292 |
2 |
56.48 |
2022-11-08 |
200. |
There is a stubbornness about me that never can bear to be f... |
59.61 |
1.0238 |
0.0143 |
151 |
2 |
53.63 |
2022-08-31 |
201. |
Close your eyes and surrender to your darkest dreams, purge ... |
59.57 |
1.0410 |
-0.0270 |
196 |
1 |
59.57 |
2022-10-31 |
202. |
People say I'm lazy, dreaming my life away. Well they give m... |
59.45 |
1.0058 |
0.0284 |
174 |
1 |
59.45 |
2022-09-02 |
203. |
To be my own master. Such a thing would be greater than all ... |
59.43 |
1.0286 |
0.0033 |
219 |
1 |
59.43 |
2022-08-31 |
204. |
This is the first day of my life. I swear I was born right i... |
59.40 |
1.0382 |
-0.0067 |
332 |
2 |
58.41 |
2022-09-11 |
205. |
I tried to save the Shire, and it has been saved, but not fo... |
59.38 |
1.0616 |
-0.0289 |
260 |
1 |
59.38 |
2022-09-05 |
206. |
But I believe in true love, you know? I don't believe that e... |
59.35 |
1.0740 |
-0.0404 |
213 |
1 |
59.35 |
2022-09-10 |
207. |
Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try... |
59.35 |
1.0572 |
-0.0257 |
177 |
1 |
59.35 |
2022-09-02 |
208. |
With this hand I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never... |
59.30 |
1.0376 |
-0.0256 |
188 |
1 |
59.30 |
2021-10-20 |
209. |
This is Halloween, this is Halloween. Pumpkins scream in the... |
59.04 |
0.9408 |
0.0722 |
232 |
1 |
59.04 |
2022-09-02 |
210. |
When the snow is on our mind, rows and rows and lines and li... |
59.00 |
1.0553 |
-0.0310 |
267 |
1 |
59.00 |
2022-08-31 |
211. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
58.92 |
1.0208 |
0.0076 |
231 |
1 |
58.92 |
2022-12-21 |
212. |
Around midafternoon, the snow thinned into sleet, and some u... |
58.77 |
0.9606 |
0.0720 |
203 |
1 |
58.77 |
2022-09-02 |
213. |
There will be no more retribution, so you better not waste y... |
58.52 |
1.1016 |
-0.0844 |
189 |
1 |
58.52 |
2021-02-02 |
214. |
I could kill you. Snap my fingers, easiest thing in the worl... |
58.45 |
1.0493 |
-0.0359 |
154 |
1 |
58.45 |
2022-09-08 |
215. |
I don't think it really helped me, in my love life, my nasce... |
58.40 |
1.0178 |
-0.0026 |
169 |
1 |
58.40 |
2022-09-15 |
216. |
Rick, the only connection between your unquestionable intell... |
58.35 |
1.0076 |
-0.0061 |
522 |
1 |
58.35 |
2023-07-11 |
217. |
I can't tell you that this is definitely gonna work out, the... |
58.32 |
1.0281 |
-0.0196 |
184 |
1 |
58.32 |
2023-06-07 |
218. |
Every thought and every word works for you or against you, a... |
58.20 |
1.0681 |
-0.0590 |
208 |
1 |
58.20 |
2022-08-31 |
219. |
In order to return the power to repel evil to your sword, yo... |
57.97 |
1.0665 |
-0.0573 |
245 |
1 |
57.97 |
2022-08-31 |
220. |
Two years ago this property cost one million pounds. Today, ... |
57.89 |
0.9203 |
0.0915 |
350 |
1 |
57.89 |
2022-08-30 |
221. |
You never read a book on psychology, Tippy. You didn't need ... |
57.87 |
0.9898 |
0.0197 |
265 |
1 |
57.87 |
2022-09-13 |
222. |
Most winemakers, therefore, and certainly all concerned with... |
57.83 |
1.0140 |
-0.0120 |
385 |
1 |
57.83 |
2023-07-11 |
223. |
Outside of two men on a train platform there's nothing in si... |
57.76 |
1.0627 |
-0.0578 |
235 |
1 |
57.76 |
2021-10-21 |
224. |
What have I got to do to make you love me? What have I got t... |
57.73 |
1.0777 |
-0.0759 |
163 |
1 |
57.73 |
2022-09-15 |
225. |
You can always build a shrine to all the terrible things in ... |
57.65 |
1.0971 |
-0.1005 |
138 |
1 |
57.65 |
2021-02-02 |
226. |
Nice things don't happen in storybooks. Or when they do happ... |
57.64 |
1.0421 |
-0.0433 |
162 |
1 |
57.64 |
2021-02-02 |
227. |
Bobby, my uncle loves you. He needs you. So you're gonna get... |
57.56 |
1.0464 |
-0.0470 |
198 |
1 |
57.56 |
2022-08-31 |
228. |
You see, Mr. Newton, I'm kind of a cliche. I'm the disillusi... |
57.52 |
0.9162 |
0.0855 |
209 |
1 |
57.52 |
2022-08-31 |
229. |
Tim and the Princess lounge in the castle garden, laughing t... |
57.47 |
1.0197 |
-0.0174 |
192 |
1 |
57.47 |
2023-06-07 |
230. |
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... |
57.43 |
0.9909 |
0.0114 |
334 |
1 |
57.43 |
2022-08-30 |
231. |
I'll light the fire, you place the flowers in the vase that ... |
57.31 |
1.0742 |
-0.0781 |
197 |
1 |
57.31 |
2022-08-31 |
232. |
Social scientists sometimes talk about the concept of "ident... |
57.10 |
1.0725 |
-0.0806 |
222 |
1 |
57.10 |
2022-08-30 |
233. |
You are the true master of death, because the true master do... |
57.04 |
1.1016 |
-0.1102 |
209 |
1 |
57.04 |
2022-09-08 |
234. |
But it is important to know this, to know your roots. To kno... |
56.99 |
1.0738 |
-0.0811 |
255 |
1 |
56.99 |
2021-02-03 |
235. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
56.85 |
0.9479 |
0.0446 |
317 |
1 |
56.85 |
2023-07-11 |
236. |
This combinatory play seems to be the essential feature in p... |
56.83 |
1.0656 |
-0.0779 |
206 |
1 |
56.83 |
2022-08-30 |
237. |
I wish I could just make you turn around and see me cry. The... |
56.83 |
1.0940 |
-0.1066 |
162 |
1 |
56.83 |
2021-02-02 |
238. |
I'll close my eyes and then I won't see the love you do not ... |
56.82 |
1.0767 |
-0.0901 |
178 |
1 |
56.82 |
2022-09-02 |
239. |
More than half of our neighbors believe that the entire cosm... |
56.54 |
0.9822 |
-0.0140 |
179 |
1 |
56.54 |
2022-09-15 |
240. |
I just told you the truth. I told you the truth the first ti... |
56.38 |
1.0779 |
-0.0972 |
204 |
1 |
56.38 |
2022-09-12 |
241. |
You don't know what's in store, but you know what you're her... |
56.29 |
1.0545 |
-0.0767 |
199 |
1 |
56.29 |
2021-02-02 |
242. |
I do this thing where I think I'm really sick, but I won't g... |
56.29 |
1.0977 |
-0.1239 |
286 |
1 |
56.29 |
2022-01-04 |
243. |
I was a bride. My dreams were taken from me. But now - now I... |
56.24 |
0.9539 |
0.0026 |
136 |
1 |
56.24 |
2022-08-31 |
244. |
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here wit... |
56.07 |
1.0050 |
-0.0287 |
231 |
1 |
56.07 |
2022-09-02 |
245. |
There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this ... |
55.86 |
1.0345 |
-0.0638 |
163 |
1 |
55.86 |
2022-09-12 |
246. |
Power is living while others inevitably perish. Power is coo... |
55.56 |
0.9934 |
-0.0312 |
283 |
1 |
55.56 |
2023-02-19 |
247. |
I would wear the blue overalls of the fieldworker and often ... |
55.55 |
0.9350 |
0.0328 |
284 |
1 |
55.55 |
2022-08-30 |
248. |
So ran the speech. Burdened and sick at heart, he feigned ho... |
55.54 |
0.9596 |
0.0056 |
165 |
1 |
55.54 |
2022-09-12 |
249. |
Something's up, commander. We got called in for a rescue mis... |
54.89 |
1.0351 |
-0.0831 |
231 |
1 |
54.89 |
2022-09-12 |
250. |
It's the questions we can't answer that teach us the most. T... |
54.89 |
1.0537 |
-0.1001 |
206 |
1 |
54.89 |
2022-09-05 |
251. |
People know what they do; frequently they know why they do w... |
54.86 |
0.9806 |
-0.0314 |
124 |
1 |
54.86 |
2021-02-02 |
252. |
Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew, when I bit off mor... |
54.77 |
1.0552 |
-0.1027 |
151 |
1 |
54.77 |
2021-02-02 |
253. |
I felt the urge to reassure him that I was like everybody el... |
54.72 |
1.0489 |
-0.0978 |
165 |
1 |
54.72 |
2023-03-01 |
254. |
You know, I really think I can put together a great Thanksgi... |
54.65 |
1.0554 |
-0.1056 |
248 |
1 |
54.65 |
2021-02-03 |
255. |
When the general is weak and without authority; when his ord... |
54.59 |
1.0045 |
-0.0537 |
246 |
1 |
54.59 |
2021-02-03 |
256. |
You do not have to sit outside in the dark. If, however, you... |
54.42 |
1.0144 |
-0.0739 |
174 |
1 |
54.42 |
2021-02-03 |
257. |
I want to leave my footprints in the sands of time. Know the... |
53.67 |
1.1152 |
-0.1813 |
235 |
1 |
53.67 |
2021-02-02 |
258. |
Always seems to me you only see what people want you to see.... |
53.60 |
1.0483 |
-0.1169 |
171 |
1 |
53.60 |
2022-09-15 |
259. |
Home will always be here unseen out of sight, where I disapp... |
53.57 |
1.0139 |
-0.0860 |
155 |
1 |
53.57 |
2021-02-02 |
260. |
I must've forgot, you can't trust me. I'm open a moment and ... |
53.54 |
1.0479 |
-0.1188 |
234 |
1 |
53.54 |
2022-10-29 |
261. |
The single most important thing you can do to achieve financ... |
53.44 |
1.0322 |
-0.1029 |
148 |
1 |
53.44 |
2021-02-02 |
262. |
I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It's a... |
53.28 |
0.9737 |
-0.0478 |
200 |
1 |
53.28 |
2022-01-04 |
263. |
Power don't come from a badge or a gun. Power comes from lyi... |
53.25 |
1.0199 |
-0.0963 |
240 |
1 |
53.25 |
2022-09-07 |
264. |
Let's just say this: you will feel the fear and pain known o... |
53.00 |
1.0420 |
-0.1225 |
293 |
1 |
53.00 |
2022-08-30 |
265. |
And who are you, the proud lord said, that I must bow so low... |
52.88 |
1.0331 |
-0.1142 |
122 |
1 |
52.88 |
2022-09-07 |
266. |
The term "barbarian" was created by the Greeks; it was origi... |
52.80 |
0.9244 |
0.0027 |
225 |
1 |
52.80 |
2022-01-04 |
267. |
You're born alone and you die alone, and this world just dro... |
52.18 |
1.0642 |
-0.1603 |
206 |
1 |
52.18 |
2021-10-19 |
268. |
Fireflies, a million little pieces, feeds the dying light, a... |
52.09 |
1.0096 |
-0.1065 |
191 |
1 |
52.09 |
2022-09-07 |
269. |
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... |
52.01 |
0.9869 |
-0.0802 |
193 |
1 |
52.01 |
2022-09-13 |
270. |
Have you ever wanted to sleep for a hundred or thousand year... |
51.95 |
1.0130 |
-0.1132 |
225 |
1 |
51.95 |
2021-10-19 |
271. |
You live through that little piece of time that is yours, bu... |
51.67 |
1.0645 |
-0.1734 |
185 |
1 |
51.67 |
2021-02-03 |
272. |
It is greatly to America's advantage that it is a congenial ... |
51.61 |
0.9332 |
-0.0326 |
267 |
1 |
51.61 |
2022-09-13 |
273. |
At 211 degrees, water is hot. At 212 degrees, it boils. And ... |
51.16 |
0.9021 |
-0.0105 |
174 |
1 |
51.16 |
2021-02-02 |
274. |
The road is long with many a winding turn that leads us to w... |
50.87 |
1.0261 |
-0.1440 |
152 |
1 |
50.87 |
2022-09-08 |
275. |
There was no reason for me to stay in the real world any lon... |
50.63 |
1.0801 |
-0.2016 |
187 |
1 |
50.63 |
2021-02-03 |
276. |
The awful thing is that beauty is mysterious as well as terr... |
50.58 |
1.0487 |
-0.1735 |
143 |
1 |
50.58 |
2022-09-07 |
277. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
50.47 |
0.9583 |
-0.0778 |
237 |
1 |
50.47 |
2021-02-03 |
278. |
Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'fur... |
50.28 |
0.9879 |
-0.1151 |
165 |
1 |
50.28 |
2021-02-03 |
279. |
I've noticed that about your people, Doctor. You find it eas... |
50.05 |
1.0539 |
-0.1844 |
230 |
1 |
50.05 |
2021-10-23 |
280. |
My son, from whence this madness, this neglect of my command... |
49.89 |
0.9761 |
-0.1096 |
171 |
1 |
49.89 |
2023-05-19 |
281. |
Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing ... |
49.53 |
0.9425 |
-0.0782 |
248 |
1 |
49.53 |
2021-02-02 |
282. |
Things conceived by minds and made by hands can never be qui... |
49.43 |
1.0496 |
-0.1923 |
190 |
1 |
49.43 |
2021-02-02 |
283. |
If I am to serve both as a waitress and the butt of jokes, I... |
49.37 |
1.0635 |
-0.2091 |
92 |
1 |
49.37 |
2022-09-15 |
284. |
Where I come from, there's a terrible drought. We saw pictur... |
49.05 |
0.9652 |
-0.1140 |
169 |
1 |
49.05 |
2022-12-16 |
285. |
Swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to carry me home. I loo... |
48.48 |
1.0257 |
-0.1856 |
240 |
1 |
48.48 |
2021-02-02 |
286. |
No, it is impossible; it is impossible to convey the life-se... |
48.19 |
0.9336 |
-0.0959 |
232 |
1 |
48.19 |
2021-02-03 |
287. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
48.13 |
0.9299 |
-0.0921 |
168 |
1 |
48.13 |
2022-09-10 |
288. |
It's a pity that folk as talk about fighting the Enemy can't... |
47.35 |
1.0121 |
-0.1908 |
210 |
1 |
47.35 |
2022-08-31 |
289. |
Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like m... |
46.86 |
1.0092 |
-0.1942 |
170 |
1 |
46.86 |
2022-09-13 |
290. |
I will not vanish, you will not scare me. Try to get through... |
46.14 |
1.0123 |
-0.2154 |
261 |
1 |
46.14 |
2021-02-03 |
291. |
You can tie up a lot of resources by keeping a bugged phone ... |
46.08 |
1.0498 |
-0.2488 |
256 |
1 |
46.08 |
2022-09-07 |
292. |
There's something we need to find, something hidden here in ... |
45.97 |
1.0109 |
-0.2180 |
245 |
1 |
45.97 |
2022-09-10 |
293. |
Whoever said that practice makes perfect is an idiot. Humans... |
37.63 |
1.0509 |
-0.4031 |
178 |
1 |
37.63 |
2021-02-02 |