Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... |
176.08 |
1.0686 |
0.1877 |
354 |
4 |
163.30 |
2014-09-28 |
2. |
Contrary to the feminist cant, there are many things we can ... |
171.70 |
1.0504 |
0.1729 |
225 |
3 |
139.41 |
2014-10-05 |
3. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
170.79 |
1.0472 |
0.1614 |
149 |
4 |
155.63 |
2014-09-20 |
4. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
170.31 |
0.9503 |
0.2544 |
211 |
1 |
170.31 |
2014-07-04 |
5. |
The truth of the matter is that there are a lot of available... |
168.50 |
1.0069 |
0.1949 |
242 |
3 |
138.18 |
2014-07-07 |
6. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
168.12 |
1.0461 |
0.1519 |
318 |
1 |
168.12 |
2014-06-30 |
7. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
167.49 |
1.0582 |
0.1300 |
180 |
1 |
167.49 |
2014-08-07 |
8. |
I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little... |
167.40 |
1.0792 |
0.1163 |
251 |
1 |
167.40 |
2014-09-28 |
9. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
167.02 |
0.9538 |
0.2339 |
276 |
1 |
167.02 |
2014-06-29 |
10. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
166.67 |
0.9357 |
0.2475 |
204 |
2 |
125.76 |
2014-09-19 |
11. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, to see how... |
165.58 |
1.0315 |
0.1456 |
193 |
2 |
159.13 |
2014-09-22 |
12. |
If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... |
165.04 |
0.9928 |
0.1804 |
293 |
1 |
165.04 |
2014-09-28 |
13. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
164.91 |
1.0960 |
0.0809 |
315 |
1 |
164.91 |
2014-07-04 |
14. |
The odds are that you will generally meet the worst of them.... |
164.59 |
1.0736 |
0.1009 |
256 |
1 |
164.59 |
2014-07-01 |
15. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
163.31 |
1.0743 |
0.0882 |
297 |
1 |
163.31 |
2014-10-05 |
16. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
162.38 |
1.0418 |
0.1137 |
214 |
2 |
148.34 |
2014-07-07 |
17. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
162.00 |
1.0511 |
0.1027 |
252 |
1 |
162.00 |
2014-06-29 |
18. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
161.96 |
1.0881 |
0.0597 |
210 |
1 |
161.96 |
2014-07-02 |
19. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
161.33 |
1.0865 |
0.0605 |
237 |
1 |
161.33 |
2014-06-27 |
20. |
But if in efficient causes it is possible to go on to infini... |
161.09 |
1.0188 |
0.1360 |
316 |
1 |
161.09 |
2014-10-06 |
21. |
Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... |
161.09 |
1.0498 |
0.0969 |
261 |
2 |
136.66 |
2014-07-04 |
22. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
161.08 |
1.0387 |
0.1109 |
333 |
2 |
160.48 |
2014-09-28 |
23. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
160.91 |
1.0079 |
0.1353 |
273 |
1 |
160.91 |
2014-07-01 |
24. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
160.46 |
1.0199 |
0.1173 |
225 |
1 |
160.46 |
2014-08-07 |
25. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
159.97 |
1.0427 |
0.0957 |
269 |
3 |
133.00 |
2014-10-02 |
26. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
159.84 |
1.0178 |
0.1171 |
207 |
2 |
149.56 |
2014-09-21 |
27. |
We were playing checkers. I used to kid her once in a while ... |
159.48 |
1.0004 |
0.1362 |
373 |
1 |
159.48 |
2014-06-27 |
28. |
There was a stage and a PA up in western Massachusetts and t... |
159.13 |
0.9949 |
0.1470 |
304 |
2 |
143.11 |
2014-07-15 |
29. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
158.80 |
0.9787 |
0.1538 |
364 |
4 |
146.49 |
2014-09-27 |
30. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
158.70 |
1.0557 |
0.0739 |
289 |
1 |
158.70 |
2014-10-04 |
31. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
158.37 |
1.0125 |
0.1121 |
232 |
1 |
158.37 |
2014-06-27 |
32. |
Picking up the pieces, half alive in a nine 'til five, vacan... |
158.31 |
0.9660 |
0.1667 |
258 |
1 |
158.31 |
2014-06-29 |
33. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
158.04 |
1.0800 |
0.0367 |
129 |
2 |
149.77 |
2014-06-27 |
34. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
157.99 |
1.0479 |
0.0738 |
205 |
1 |
157.99 |
2014-06-27 |
35. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
157.91 |
1.0600 |
0.0631 |
351 |
2 |
155.63 |
2014-09-28 |
36. |
To an outsider's ear it sounds absurdly wild and ridiculous ... |
157.65 |
1.0144 |
0.1076 |
162 |
1 |
157.65 |
2014-07-04 |
37. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
157.51 |
0.9884 |
0.1340 |
267 |
1 |
157.51 |
2014-09-29 |
38. |
Is it sweeter to exist only in the mind or to exist both in ... |
157.05 |
1.0509 |
0.0732 |
295 |
2 |
143.85 |
2014-10-05 |
39. |
Groups of illegal miners smuggle themselves down in freight ... |
156.01 |
1.0124 |
0.1021 |
275 |
2 |
139.58 |
2014-10-02 |
40. |
Today, computers have taken this ancient art out of the craf... |
155.23 |
0.9930 |
0.1196 |
350 |
1 |
155.23 |
2014-06-30 |
41. |
Focus your attention on the Now and tell me what problem you... |
155.04 |
1.0791 |
0.0285 |
259 |
1 |
155.04 |
2014-06-30 |
42. |
The goal of the true seeker is to become a sage, or superior... |
154.97 |
1.0139 |
0.1009 |
349 |
1 |
154.97 |
2014-08-07 |
43. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
154.87 |
1.0267 |
0.0774 |
261 |
4 |
138.77 |
2014-09-20 |
44. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
154.86 |
1.0333 |
0.0626 |
176 |
1 |
154.86 |
2014-09-28 |
45. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
154.82 |
1.0617 |
0.0371 |
171 |
2 |
142.55 |
2014-09-23 |
46. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
154.45 |
1.0288 |
0.0645 |
166 |
1 |
154.45 |
2014-07-01 |
47. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
153.87 |
0.9780 |
0.1097 |
173 |
1 |
153.87 |
2014-09-21 |
48. |
All the blue light reflections that color my mind when I sle... |
153.84 |
1.0399 |
0.0587 |
257 |
1 |
153.84 |
2014-09-20 |
49. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
153.79 |
1.0736 |
0.0223 |
350 |
4 |
142.61 |
2014-09-28 |
50. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
153.63 |
1.0362 |
0.0623 |
437 |
2 |
150.02 |
2014-10-10 |
51. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
153.48 |
0.9927 |
0.0951 |
234 |
3 |
139.51 |
2014-07-12 |
52. |
Now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces, I'll pull out m... |
153.45 |
1.0074 |
0.0975 |
410 |
2 |
140.17 |
2014-09-21 |
53. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
153.40 |
1.0035 |
0.0876 |
310 |
3 |
149.56 |
2014-09-28 |
54. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
153.38 |
1.0291 |
0.0592 |
240 |
1 |
153.38 |
2014-09-21 |
55. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
152.96 |
1.0101 |
0.0791 |
336 |
1 |
152.96 |
2014-07-04 |
56. |
I don't want tickets, I need you to find me a painting, a cl... |
152.71 |
1.0338 |
0.0571 |
277 |
1 |
152.71 |
2014-09-28 |
57. |
Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
152.67 |
1.0181 |
0.0685 |
276 |
1 |
152.67 |
2014-06-30 |
58. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
152.63 |
0.9841 |
0.0993 |
263 |
1 |
152.63 |
2014-09-20 |
59. |
There are perhaps twenty regular posters on the forum, and s... |
152.61 |
1.0520 |
0.0453 |
392 |
2 |
151.05 |
2014-09-20 |
60. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
152.41 |
1.0777 |
0.0037 |
226 |
1 |
152.41 |
2014-06-27 |
61. |
The creation ends in South Georgia, at the very edge of the ... |
152.01 |
1.0057 |
0.0778 |
382 |
1 |
152.01 |
2014-09-28 |
62. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
151.86 |
0.9392 |
0.1464 |
360 |
1 |
151.86 |
2014-09-29 |
63. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
151.66 |
0.9809 |
0.0933 |
209 |
2 |
141.99 |
2014-09-19 |
64. |
There are still some places where you can get all you can ea... |
151.12 |
0.9918 |
0.0895 |
400 |
2 |
142.21 |
2014-09-21 |
65. |
With no map to navigate one's life, some of us have stood st... |
150.64 |
0.9947 |
0.0858 |
346 |
1 |
150.64 |
2014-07-01 |
66. |
No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece ... |
150.50 |
0.9698 |
0.1050 |
389 |
1 |
150.50 |
2014-08-07 |
67. |
Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bath... |
150.07 |
0.9987 |
0.0724 |
236 |
2 |
136.85 |
2014-10-04 |
68. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
149.99 |
1.0301 |
0.0348 |
268 |
2 |
136.22 |
2014-07-15 |
69. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
149.91 |
1.0197 |
0.0441 |
204 |
2 |
143.87 |
2014-10-02 |
70. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
149.91 |
1.0094 |
0.0563 |
256 |
1 |
149.91 |
2014-08-03 |
71. |
Although the United Nations does not have the power to enfor... |
149.89 |
0.9989 |
0.0736 |
282 |
2 |
133.36 |
2014-09-20 |
72. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
149.80 |
0.9424 |
0.1249 |
320 |
2 |
148.56 |
2014-10-02 |
73. |
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I al... |
149.67 |
1.1062 |
-0.0403 |
200 |
1 |
149.67 |
2014-06-27 |
74. |
Every craft and every investigation, and likewise every acti... |
149.45 |
1.0350 |
0.0418 |
416 |
4 |
123.87 |
2014-09-19 |
75. |
Historically, most wines contained less than 14 percent alco... |
149.14 |
0.9676 |
0.0976 |
247 |
2 |
138.14 |
2014-07-06 |
76. |
Rhymes trap you into saying things you don't want to say. A ... |
148.47 |
1.0370 |
0.0181 |
262 |
4 |
143.72 |
2015-02-18 |
77. |
The result has been the emergence of what some call the "win... |
148.30 |
0.9101 |
0.1479 |
351 |
1 |
148.30 |
2014-09-28 |
78. |
There's a piece of Maria in every song that I sing. And the ... |
148.25 |
1.1095 |
-0.0535 |
252 |
3 |
135.65 |
2014-07-15 |
79. |
Radiation could be precisely determined, in principle, if we... |
148.23 |
0.9494 |
0.1170 |
397 |
2 |
129.23 |
2014-07-04 |
80. |
The term "barbarian" was created by the Greeks; it was origi... |
148.17 |
0.9244 |
0.1339 |
225 |
2 |
145.97 |
2014-07-02 |
81. |
The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up lab... |
147.90 |
0.9354 |
0.1269 |
384 |
2 |
136.85 |
2014-08-07 |
82. |
Your face has fallen sad now, for you know the time is nigh.... |
147.83 |
1.0755 |
-0.0242 |
243 |
1 |
147.83 |
2014-10-05 |
83. |
Samatha is a state in which the mind is brought to rest, foc... |
147.66 |
1.0364 |
0.0172 |
230 |
1 |
147.66 |
2014-06-28 |
84. |
This business is filled to the brim with unrealistic people ... |
147.64 |
1.0052 |
0.0556 |
400 |
1 |
147.64 |
2014-07-01 |
85. |
It takes more than a calorie of fossil fuel energy to produc... |
147.39 |
0.9517 |
0.1040 |
397 |
3 |
132.55 |
2014-09-20 |
86. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
147.09 |
1.0676 |
-0.0176 |
456 |
1 |
147.09 |
2014-09-22 |
87. |
You ask Raymond what he does for a living and he says, "I br... |
146.85 |
1.0067 |
0.0507 |
422 |
1 |
146.85 |
2014-07-04 |
88. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
146.73 |
1.0800 |
-0.0401 |
213 |
2 |
133.66 |
2014-07-12 |
89. |
The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... |
146.21 |
1.0404 |
0.0036 |
406 |
2 |
146.16 |
2014-07-12 |
90. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
146.15 |
0.9864 |
0.0561 |
292 |
1 |
146.15 |
2014-06-27 |
91. |
All Ninja are men of peace, and must always remain so or los... |
146.14 |
0.9330 |
0.1173 |
341 |
1 |
146.14 |
2014-10-02 |
92. |
When she returns to the forum page, her post is there. It is... |
145.91 |
1.0304 |
0.0103 |
257 |
1 |
145.91 |
2014-07-01 |
93. |
I think you're gonna find - when all this stuff is over and ... |
145.36 |
1.0483 |
-0.0100 |
305 |
1 |
145.36 |
2014-09-28 |
94. |
The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... |
145.01 |
0.9673 |
0.0671 |
393 |
1 |
145.01 |
2014-06-30 |
95. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
144.65 |
1.1086 |
-0.0802 |
233 |
2 |
137.85 |
2014-06-27 |
96. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
144.26 |
0.9271 |
0.0977 |
295 |
1 |
144.26 |
2014-08-11 |
97. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
144.24 |
1.0607 |
-0.0329 |
357 |
1 |
144.24 |
2014-06-29 |
98. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
144.11 |
0.8986 |
0.1261 |
216 |
1 |
144.11 |
2014-08-07 |
99. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
143.81 |
1.0227 |
0.0054 |
378 |
1 |
143.81 |
2014-06-29 |
100. |
Too often writers believe that they can emphasize words by p... |
143.79 |
1.0128 |
0.0158 |
369 |
1 |
143.79 |
2014-08-07 |
101. |
Three changes occur while the stacked disk structure equilib... |
143.79 |
0.9324 |
0.1020 |
440 |
1 |
143.79 |
2014-09-20 |
102. |
He started running, up and up, until he hurled himself into ... |
143.72 |
0.9980 |
0.0325 |
341 |
2 |
135.39 |
2014-07-03 |
103. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
143.63 |
0.9650 |
0.0584 |
347 |
2 |
136.77 |
2014-09-22 |
104. |
The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p... |
143.60 |
0.8830 |
0.1400 |
300 |
1 |
143.60 |
2014-07-01 |
105. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
143.40 |
1.0476 |
-0.0380 |
110 |
3 |
120.44 |
2014-06-27 |
106. |
In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba ... |
143.25 |
0.8993 |
0.1215 |
366 |
2 |
131.39 |
2014-06-30 |
107. |
Well I woke in mid-afternoon 'cause that's when it all hurts... |
143.18 |
1.0501 |
-0.0319 |
263 |
2 |
125.37 |
2014-07-01 |
108. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
143.13 |
0.9114 |
0.1132 |
399 |
2 |
134.49 |
2015-02-18 |
109. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
143.09 |
1.0576 |
-0.0436 |
231 |
2 |
133.93 |
2014-10-02 |
110. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
142.86 |
0.9963 |
0.0165 |
274 |
1 |
142.86 |
2014-09-22 |
111. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
142.53 |
0.9933 |
0.0269 |
450 |
1 |
142.53 |
2014-09-21 |
112. |
She was a genius of sadness, immersing herself in it, separa... |
142.51 |
0.8974 |
0.1272 |
365 |
4 |
119.80 |
2014-09-28 |
113. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
142.50 |
0.9704 |
0.0422 |
254 |
1 |
142.50 |
2014-07-04 |
114. |
One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... |
142.32 |
0.9346 |
0.0738 |
211 |
1 |
142.32 |
2014-10-02 |
115. |
I did my best, it wasn't much. I couldn't feel, so I tried t... |
142.26 |
0.9761 |
0.0393 |
227 |
1 |
142.26 |
2014-07-01 |
116. |
The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... |
141.95 |
0.9935 |
0.0174 |
217 |
2 |
140.59 |
2014-09-21 |
117. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
141.84 |
1.0103 |
-0.0081 |
209 |
1 |
141.84 |
2014-06-29 |
118. |
We often believe the more we practice a skill or technique -... |
141.83 |
0.9743 |
0.0443 |
397 |
2 |
130.25 |
2014-08-07 |
119. |
Instead of hiring workers during the peak hog kill in the wi... |
141.70 |
0.9561 |
0.0582 |
364 |
1 |
141.70 |
2014-10-02 |
120. |
When we conceive of the sweetest being ever, we are conceivi... |
141.56 |
1.0759 |
-0.0644 |
273 |
1 |
141.56 |
2014-09-20 |
121. |
Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by hav... |
141.21 |
0.9844 |
0.0311 |
351 |
1 |
141.21 |
2014-09-21 |
122. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
141.18 |
0.9915 |
0.0108 |
281 |
1 |
141.18 |
2014-09-28 |
123. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
141.16 |
1.0135 |
-0.0072 |
358 |
2 |
139.65 |
2014-10-04 |
124. |
In 1873 the Sholes & Glidden Type Writer became the first to... |
141.11 |
0.9119 |
0.0951 |
396 |
1 |
141.11 |
2014-09-28 |
125. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
141.06 |
0.9352 |
0.0660 |
194 |
1 |
141.06 |
2014-06-30 |
126. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
140.89 |
1.0669 |
-0.0626 |
379 |
1 |
140.89 |
2014-09-19 |
127. |
The sooner your kids appreciate the value of work, the more ... |
140.74 |
1.0461 |
-0.0413 |
286 |
3 |
136.14 |
2014-08-11 |
128. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
140.74 |
1.0265 |
-0.0228 |
375 |
2 |
89.15 |
2014-10-05 |
129. |
Unlike the other four senses located in the logical regions ... |
140.73 |
1.0060 |
0.0006 |
244 |
1 |
140.73 |
2014-09-22 |
130. |
Historian James C. Cobb has described southern identity as "... |
140.72 |
0.8984 |
0.1094 |
267 |
2 |
137.55 |
2014-07-01 |
131. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
140.63 |
1.0086 |
-0.0137 |
218 |
1 |
140.63 |
2014-09-21 |
132. |
Having endured the racial turmoil of the Civil Rights Moveme... |
140.09 |
0.9445 |
0.0594 |
389 |
1 |
140.09 |
2014-09-20 |
133. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
139.91 |
0.9839 |
0.0100 |
308 |
3 |
125.89 |
2014-07-01 |
134. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
139.60 |
0.9810 |
0.0159 |
362 |
1 |
139.60 |
2014-07-14 |
135. |
As the netted bag says, this potato was grown in Idaho, that... |
139.53 |
0.9113 |
0.0865 |
318 |
2 |
135.33 |
2014-10-02 |
136. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
139.52 |
0.8880 |
0.1034 |
296 |
2 |
132.25 |
2014-10-02 |
137. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
139.46 |
1.0272 |
-0.0384 |
226 |
4 |
111.23 |
2014-10-05 |
138. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
139.17 |
0.9827 |
0.0070 |
314 |
1 |
139.17 |
2014-09-20 |
139. |
Right, I am going to tell you how this works. You're going i... |
139.09 |
1.0444 |
-0.0430 |
487 |
2 |
136.36 |
2014-09-28 |
140. |
Corn is what feeds the steer that becomes the steak. Corn fe... |
139.00 |
0.9775 |
0.0231 |
473 |
2 |
138.12 |
2014-09-28 |
141. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
138.57 |
1.0115 |
-0.0322 |
189 |
3 |
134.60 |
2014-07-14 |
142. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
138.46 |
0.8666 |
0.1146 |
206 |
2 |
136.87 |
2014-10-05 |
143. |
The time has come for man to set himself a goal. The time ha... |
138.45 |
1.0857 |
-0.0896 |
393 |
1 |
138.45 |
2014-06-27 |
144. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
137.67 |
1.0506 |
-0.0729 |
259 |
1 |
137.67 |
2014-09-26 |
145. |
You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens... |
137.65 |
0.9515 |
0.0365 |
334 |
2 |
136.89 |
2014-09-22 |
146. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
137.29 |
0.9807 |
-0.0169 |
129 |
1 |
137.29 |
2014-09-28 |
147. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
136.98 |
0.9632 |
0.0111 |
287 |
2 |
130.81 |
2014-07-01 |
148. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
136.88 |
0.9359 |
0.0372 |
355 |
1 |
136.88 |
2014-06-27 |
149. |
So it's all come back round to breaking apart again. Breakin... |
136.87 |
1.0697 |
-0.0879 |
341 |
1 |
136.87 |
2014-06-29 |
150. |
Imagine this: Here we are, a plane full of grown human being... |
136.31 |
0.9329 |
0.0498 |
345 |
2 |
135.03 |
2014-07-04 |
151. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
136.28 |
0.9866 |
-0.0181 |
308 |
1 |
136.28 |
2014-06-27 |
152. |
Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your gl... |
136.27 |
0.9468 |
0.0211 |
318 |
1 |
136.27 |
2014-06-27 |
153. |
Few smart kids can spare the attention that popularity requi... |
136.13 |
0.9574 |
0.0129 |
354 |
1 |
136.13 |
2014-06-30 |
154. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
136.00 |
0.9479 |
0.0199 |
317 |
1 |
136.00 |
2014-07-01 |
155. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
135.84 |
0.9541 |
0.0115 |
236 |
2 |
134.50 |
2014-09-23 |
156. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
135.64 |
1.0867 |
-0.1275 |
171 |
3 |
133.36 |
2014-07-07 |
157. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
135.50 |
0.9434 |
0.0237 |
367 |
2 |
131.95 |
2014-10-05 |
158. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
135.49 |
0.9678 |
-0.0010 |
392 |
1 |
135.49 |
2014-06-30 |
159. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
134.74 |
1.0334 |
-0.0769 |
261 |
1 |
134.74 |
2014-06-27 |
160. |
In short order, Carter then proceeded to kill any chance he ... |
134.30 |
0.9284 |
0.0293 |
346 |
2 |
127.48 |
2014-08-07 |
161. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
134.19 |
0.9332 |
0.0214 |
295 |
1 |
134.19 |
2014-07-01 |
162. |
Gardeners know how to grow top-notch crops. They determine w... |
134.16 |
0.9801 |
-0.0189 |
282 |
1 |
134.16 |
2014-07-15 |
163. |
And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who though... |
133.90 |
0.9804 |
-0.0291 |
227 |
1 |
133.90 |
2014-09-20 |
164. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
133.41 |
1.0529 |
-0.1027 |
373 |
1 |
133.41 |
2014-07-01 |
165. |
It was an effect of light: quick sunlight dappling, yellow l... |
133.21 |
0.9194 |
0.0373 |
360 |
1 |
133.21 |
2014-07-04 |
166. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
133.20 |
0.9561 |
-0.0084 |
362 |
1 |
133.20 |
2014-07-12 |
167. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
133.10 |
1.0208 |
-0.0755 |
231 |
1 |
133.10 |
2014-09-19 |
168. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
133.07 |
0.9709 |
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264 |
1 |
133.07 |
2014-06-29 |
169. |
After removal from the oven, the pizza is sliced and plated ... |
133.03 |
1.0063 |
-0.0565 |
293 |
1 |
133.03 |
2014-09-28 |
170. |
He rode past me and kept on goin'. Never said nothin' goin' ... |
132.75 |
1.0461 |
-0.0875 |
535 |
1 |
132.75 |
2014-07-15 |
171. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
132.25 |
1.0561 |
-0.1187 |
227 |
1 |
132.25 |
2014-07-07 |
172. |
Stab a sorry heart with your favorite finger. Paint the whol... |
132.15 |
1.0039 |
-0.0591 |
255 |
1 |
132.15 |
2014-07-01 |
173. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
131.83 |
1.0466 |
-0.1107 |
230 |
1 |
131.83 |
2014-06-29 |
174. |
A total of twenty-five friends were headed from San Francisc... |
131.79 |
0.9046 |
0.0443 |
448 |
2 |
130.03 |
2014-09-21 |
175. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
131.68 |
1.0264 |
-0.0954 |
191 |
1 |
131.68 |
2014-06-27 |
176. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
131.24 |
1.0403 |
-0.1099 |
234 |
1 |
131.24 |
2014-09-21 |
177. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
130.85 |
1.0341 |
-0.1054 |
273 |
1 |
130.85 |
2014-09-28 |
178. |
After the grapes are crushed, yeasts (tiny one-celled organi... |
130.54 |
0.9374 |
-0.0076 |
232 |
1 |
130.54 |
2014-06-30 |
179. |
I've heard there was a secret chord that David played, and i... |
130.34 |
0.9737 |
-0.0453 |
237 |
1 |
130.34 |
2014-08-11 |
180. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
130.18 |
0.9981 |
-0.0745 |
211 |
1 |
130.18 |
2014-07-04 |
181. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
130.07 |
0.9765 |
-0.0535 |
269 |
1 |
130.07 |
2014-06-27 |
182. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
129.49 |
0.9763 |
-0.0572 |
143 |
2 |
129.46 |
2014-07-04 |
183. |
The invention of the wheel represented a major turning point... |
129.31 |
0.9543 |
-0.0292 |
265 |
1 |
129.31 |
2014-10-05 |
184. |
Some have a positive vocation for breaking open safes: from ... |
129.31 |
0.9403 |
-0.0133 |
307 |
3 |
121.34 |
2014-09-28 |
185. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
128.85 |
1.0462 |
-0.1282 |
340 |
1 |
128.85 |
2014-06-27 |
186. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
128.78 |
0.9762 |
-0.0617 |
249 |
2 |
121.10 |
2014-06-29 |
187. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
128.58 |
0.8986 |
0.0195 |
363 |
3 |
123.19 |
2014-10-04 |
188. |
I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t... |
128.38 |
0.9631 |
-0.0519 |
273 |
1 |
128.38 |
2014-06-29 |
189. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
128.20 |
0.9400 |
-0.0270 |
434 |
1 |
128.20 |
2014-06-27 |
190. |
I remember when we used to sit in the government yard in Tre... |
127.73 |
1.0036 |
-0.0956 |
277 |
1 |
127.73 |
2014-07-01 |
191. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
127.69 |
1.1198 |
-0.2141 |
247 |
1 |
127.69 |
2014-07-04 |
192. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
127.64 |
1.0060 |
-0.0989 |
225 |
1 |
127.64 |
2014-07-07 |
193. |
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the ju... |
126.48 |
1.0230 |
-0.1233 |
200 |
1 |
126.48 |
2014-09-18 |
194. |
They had been given a sign - a powerful, lucid sign - that u... |
126.40 |
0.9145 |
-0.0135 |
404 |
1 |
126.40 |
2014-07-02 |
195. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
126.28 |
1.0432 |
-0.1460 |
276 |
1 |
126.28 |
2014-06-27 |
196. |
Once you get into the processed foods you have to be a fairl... |
126.24 |
1.0283 |
-0.1253 |
272 |
2 |
124.93 |
2014-09-21 |
197. |
The pathology of setting a deadline to the earliest articula... |
125.55 |
0.9842 |
-0.0906 |
335 |
1 |
125.55 |
2014-07-19 |
198. |
However, let us leave aside the philosophical, social, and e... |
125.50 |
0.9524 |
-0.0456 |
410 |
1 |
125.50 |
2014-10-05 |
199. |
Prior to the 1970's, because the United States had long been... |
125.42 |
0.8794 |
0.0177 |
427 |
2 |
117.13 |
2014-09-20 |
200. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
124.64 |
0.9299 |
-0.0534 |
168 |
1 |
124.64 |
2014-06-30 |
201. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
124.57 |
0.9265 |
-0.0432 |
254 |
1 |
124.57 |
2014-06-27 |
202. |
So, I'm tending bar there at Ecklund & Swedlin's last Tuesda... |
124.39 |
0.8328 |
0.0539 |
343 |
1 |
124.39 |
2014-06-27 |
203. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
124.24 |
1.0018 |
-0.1194 |
246 |
1 |
124.24 |
2014-06-27 |
204. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
123.89 |
0.9957 |
-0.1121 |
323 |
1 |
123.89 |
2014-06-29 |
205. |
Pulp: 1. A soft, moist, shapeless mass or matter. 2. A magaz... |
123.86 |
0.8843 |
0.0064 |
168 |
1 |
123.86 |
2014-09-28 |
206. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
123.83 |
1.0059 |
-0.1256 |
283 |
2 |
116.82 |
2014-08-07 |
207. |
The idea of "Mr. Right" has been passed down over the genera... |
123.81 |
0.9630 |
-0.0706 |
379 |
1 |
123.81 |
2014-09-28 |
208. |
According to the popular story, the keyboard invented by Aug... |
123.51 |
0.9029 |
-0.0234 |
393 |
1 |
123.51 |
2014-06-28 |
209. |
The great edifice of variety and choice that is an American ... |
123.49 |
0.9783 |
-0.0942 |
273 |
1 |
123.49 |
2014-06-30 |
210. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
123.33 |
0.9756 |
-0.1008 |
223 |
1 |
123.33 |
2014-07-04 |
211. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
122.90 |
0.9841 |
-0.1149 |
217 |
2 |
115.54 |
2014-09-21 |
212. |
Danger is a topic you're often asked about as a sprinter. Th... |
122.80 |
0.9591 |
-0.0727 |
428 |
1 |
122.80 |
2014-07-04 |
213. |
In the witch trials, it was nearly impossible to provide com... |
122.60 |
0.9719 |
-0.0944 |
383 |
1 |
122.60 |
2014-07-12 |
214. |
The Inca believed that if one did not give thanks and obedie... |
121.34 |
0.9809 |
-0.1118 |
250 |
1 |
121.34 |
2014-06-27 |
215. |
In 1969 four computers located around the country were in co... |
120.64 |
0.8856 |
-0.0217 |
369 |
1 |
120.64 |
2014-07-01 |
216. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
120.48 |
1.0487 |
-0.1957 |
253 |
1 |
120.48 |
2014-09-20 |
217. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
119.58 |
1.0279 |
-0.1849 |
172 |
1 |
119.58 |
2014-09-28 |
218. |
It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaw... |
119.29 |
0.9108 |
-0.0642 |
235 |
1 |
119.29 |
2014-06-30 |
219. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
118.75 |
1.0130 |
-0.1701 |
288 |
1 |
118.75 |
2014-07-14 |
220. |
"This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... |
118.59 |
0.9135 |
-0.0630 |
393 |
1 |
118.59 |
2014-09-21 |
221. |
As customers of all races, nationalities, and cultures visit... |
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0.9706 |
-0.1180 |
353 |
1 |
118.48 |
2014-08-07 |
222. |
There are men who possess a peculiarly strong visual memory,... |
118.31 |
0.9643 |
-0.1160 |
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1 |
118.31 |
2014-09-20 |
223. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
117.71 |
0.8936 |
-0.0593 |
346 |
1 |
117.71 |
2014-07-01 |
224. |
The development of a living body of literature became indica... |
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0.9123 |
-0.0696 |
351 |
2 |
116.35 |
2014-07-20 |
225. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
117.43 |
0.9500 |
-0.1149 |
287 |
1 |
117.43 |
2014-07-12 |
226. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
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0.9402 |
-0.1095 |
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1 |
117.33 |
2014-06-27 |
227. |
But older than me now, more constant, more real, and the fur... |
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1.0836 |
-0.2537 |
206 |
1 |
116.47 |
2014-09-28 |
228. |
The recipe for turning fruit into wine goes something like t... |
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0.8787 |
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443 |
1 |
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2014-06-29 |
229. |
When I was a kid, you never saw radicchio in the produce sec... |
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0.9536 |
-0.1423 |
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1 |
113.15 |
2014-09-20 |
230. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
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1 |
112.95 |
2014-09-22 |
231. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
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-0.0367 |
204 |
1 |
110.64 |
2014-06-29 |
232. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
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-0.0804 |
242 |
1 |
110.52 |
2014-07-01 |
233. |
In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All th... |
109.70 |
0.9143 |
-0.1352 |
300 |
1 |
109.70 |
2014-07-05 |
234. |
I was shaking like a leaf, so without thinking I lit up a ci... |
109.18 |
0.9736 |
-0.1921 |
378 |
1 |
109.18 |
2014-08-11 |
235. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
107.27 |
0.9128 |
-0.1549 |
237 |
2 |
103.96 |
2014-09-21 |
236. |
Air-conditioned, odorless, illuminated by buzzing fluorescen... |
106.66 |
0.8981 |
-0.1330 |
255 |
1 |
106.66 |
2014-07-01 |
237. |
Ergonomics is a term that combines the Greek word ergon, mea... |
103.08 |
0.9068 |
-0.1779 |
212 |
1 |
103.08 |
2014-09-21 |
238. |
Ideology: the process of making ideas. The work was generall... |
102.71 |
0.9692 |
-0.2248 |
405 |
1 |
102.71 |
2014-07-01 |
239. |
Geometry sets out from certain conceptions such as "plane," ... |
99.72 |
0.8887 |
-0.1681 |
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1 |
99.72 |
2014-06-29 |
240. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
90.88 |
0.9974 |
-0.3578 |
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1 |
90.88 |
2014-09-28 |
241. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
89.37 |
1.0095 |
-0.3782 |
211 |
1 |
89.37 |
2014-07-01 |
242. |
I know that the idea of raising well-rounded, smarter kids c... |
82.28 |
1.0144 |
-0.4193 |
356 |
1 |
82.28 |
2014-07-01 |
243. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
78.45 |
0.9243 |
-0.3675 |
240 |
1 |
78.45 |
2014-07-01 |