| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
117.72 |
1.0483 |
0.2021 |
227 |
1 |
117.72 |
2015-03-29 |
| 2. |
We were playing checkers. I used to kid her once in a while ... |
107.16 |
0.9943 |
0.1488 |
373 |
1 |
107.16 |
2015-03-29 |
| 3. |
Making your way in the world today takes everything you've g... |
106.68 |
1.0627 |
0.0738 |
353 |
1 |
106.68 |
2017-09-23 |
| 4. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
106.62 |
1.0487 |
0.0801 |
231 |
1 |
106.62 |
2015-03-29 |
| 5. |
She would follow, her dream of love, the dictates of her hea... |
106.41 |
1.0913 |
0.0487 |
223 |
1 |
106.41 |
2017-09-23 |
| 6. |
And who are you, the proud lord said, that I must bow so low... |
105.54 |
1.0250 |
0.0912 |
122 |
1 |
105.54 |
2017-09-23 |
| 7. |
Rhymes trap you into saying things you don't want to say. A ... |
104.72 |
1.0292 |
0.0829 |
262 |
1 |
104.72 |
2017-09-23 |
| 8. |
We go waiting for the stars to come showering down. From Mos... |
100.47 |
1.0379 |
0.0646 |
245 |
1 |
100.47 |
2015-03-29 |
| 9. |
An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, t... |
97.72 |
0.9109 |
0.1298 |
401 |
1 |
97.72 |
2015-03-29 |
| 10. |
The evidence in the standard history of Qwerty versus Dvorak... |
95.98 |
0.9088 |
0.1158 |
348 |
1 |
95.98 |
2015-03-29 |
| 11. |
The second component necessary for expressing ourselves is f... |
93.98 |
0.9134 |
0.0730 |
479 |
1 |
93.98 |
2017-09-23 |
| 12. |
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... |
90.83 |
0.9841 |
-0.0164 |
334 |
1 |
90.83 |
2015-03-29 |
| 13. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
89.83 |
0.9699 |
-0.0171 |
269 |
1 |
89.83 |
2015-03-29 |
| 14. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
89.66 |
0.9597 |
-0.0042 |
347 |
1 |
89.66 |
2015-03-29 |
| 15. |
He moved to the trees. Where the bark was peeling from the t... |
89.41 |
0.9804 |
-0.0416 |
395 |
1 |
89.41 |
2017-09-23 |
| 16. |
It was miraculous. It was almost no trick at all, he saw, to... |
89.24 |
0.8570 |
0.0778 |
365 |
1 |
89.24 |
2017-09-23 |
| 17. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
88.39 |
1.0251 |
-0.0895 |
261 |
1 |
88.39 |
2012-07-21 |
| 18. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
87.96 |
1.0095 |
-0.0773 |
316 |
1 |
87.96 |
2012-07-21 |
| 19. |
The typewriter had a problem, though. Try to type quickly on... |
87.01 |
0.8791 |
0.0434 |
190 |
1 |
87.01 |
2012-07-21 |
| 20. |
Corn is what feeds the steer that becomes the steak. Corn fe... |
82.50 |
1.0008 |
-0.0833 |
473 |
1 |
82.50 |
2012-07-21 |
| 21. |
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with e... |
77.37 |
0.8128 |
-0.0142 |
132 |
1 |
77.37 |
2017-09-23 |
| 22. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
76.77 |
0.8595 |
-0.0449 |
242 |
1 |
76.77 |
2012-07-21 |
| 23. |
To wash down your chicken nuggets with virtually any soft dr... |
74.80 |
0.9504 |
-0.1638 |
263 |
1 |
74.80 |
2012-07-21 |
| 24. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, the walkin... |
64.90 |
1.0574 |
-0.3442 |
205 |
1 |
64.90 |
2012-07-21 |