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1. They had taken it all away from him now, they had turned awa... 73.75 1.1380 0.3514 149 1 73.75 2017-02-17
2. Not too many days from this day, not too many hours from thi... 70.59 0.9773 0.4401 123 1 70.59 2017-03-07
3. All we need for morality is contained in these words: make o... 67.71 1.0689 0.3043 191 1 67.71 2017-07-21
4. Droll thing life is - that mysterious arrangement of mercile... 67.33 0.9742 0.3922 210 3 53.03 2017-03-24
5. The less you do with the controls, the less chance of error.... 66.46 1.0905 0.2825 210 3 57.38 2017-03-02
6. And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... 66.33 0.8910 0.4492 150 1 66.33 2017-02-19
7. It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and t... 65.49 1.1293 0.1892 136 2 63.21 2017-03-19
8. I'd have wasted a lot of time and trouble before I learned t... 65.40 1.0479 0.2622 181 1 65.40 2017-02-14
9. The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... 65.30 1.0787 0.2375 237 1 65.30 2017-02-26
10. Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man imme... 64.97 1.0713 0.2413 107 1 64.97 2017-02-12
11. And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves grow... 64.30 1.0868 0.2181 196 1 64.30 2017-07-21
12. The point is that if you are a little different, or a little... 63.95 1.0975 0.1997 163 1 63.95 2017-03-18
13. I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, the walkin... 63.85 1.0574 0.2584 205 1 63.85 2017-03-07
14. Doubting someone is not necessarily a bad thing, because it ... 63.69 1.1161 0.1722 168 1 63.69 2017-03-02
15. We were the people who were not in the papers. We lived in t... 62.97 1.0536 0.2194 171 1 62.97 2017-02-26
16. Underneath the bridge the tarp has sprung a leak and the ani... 62.60 1.0231 0.2426 227 1 62.60 2017-07-21
17. I can and do say that nothing human beings have ever before ... 62.37 1.0296 0.2355 306 1 62.37 2017-07-21
18. We sometimes encounter people, even perfect strangers, who b... 62.13 1.0017 0.2610 157 1 62.13 2017-07-21
19. Remembering you standing quiet in the rain as I ran to your ... 62.03 1.0515 0.1916 166 1 62.03 2017-07-21
20. Do you understand the expense people went through to keep yo... 61.70 1.0577 0.1902 228 1 61.70 2017-07-21
21. If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... 61.61 1.0595 0.1853 379 1 61.61 2017-03-07
22. A problem in communication is that people don't smile enough... 60.99 1.0148 0.2223 272 1 60.99 2017-07-21
23. I wish we'll end up this crazy way before we burn our steam.... 60.62 1.0418 0.1801 185 1 60.62 2017-03-19
24. There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... 60.56 1.0289 0.1964 276 2 55.33 2017-07-23
25. Remembering you running soft through the night. You were big... 60.52 1.0863 0.1686 210 1 60.52 2017-02-14
26. The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes... 60.33 1.1004 0.1227 188 1 60.33 2017-02-26
27. If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... 60.25 1.0668 0.1503 350 1 60.25 2017-03-24
28. He said that if culture is a house, then language was the ke... 60.20 1.0000 0.2100 196 2 54.29 2017-03-09
29. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... 59.57 1.0352 0.1681 341 1 59.57 2017-02-26
30. Running was always a big thing in our family, specially runn... 59.50 1.0110 0.1975 363 2 56.68 2017-04-01
31. And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I don't ... 59.32 0.9920 0.2087 241 1 59.32 2017-03-19
32. We speak of something carried and something carrying, of som... 59.22 1.0907 0.1056 303 2 58.00 2017-02-19
33. We were the people who were not in the papers. We lived in t... 59.20 1.0803 0.1101 104 1 59.20 2017-02-12
34. If he needs a million acres to make him feel rich, seems to ... 58.91 0.9814 0.2135 275 1 58.91 2017-03-09
35. I took her hand in mine, and we went out of the ruined place... 58.76 1.0818 0.1494 283 1 58.76 2017-02-15
36. I hope it is true that a man can die and yet not only live i... 58.63 1.1180 0.0683 144 1 58.63 2017-02-24
37. Convection also plays a minor role because of the relative t... 58.48 0.9820 0.1967 274 2 58.41 2017-02-26
38. I was never more hated than when I tried to be honest. Or wh... 58.32 1.0203 0.1590 164 2 52.38 2017-04-01
39. He always seemed to women different from what he was, and th... 58.23 1.0749 0.1075 260 1 58.23 2017-03-03
40. We go waiting for the stars to come showering down. From Mos... 58.11 1.0379 0.1680 245 1 58.11 2017-02-26
41. You have an urgent look about you... Has something happened?... 58.10 0.9751 0.1624 144 1 58.10 2017-07-21
42. For we are not as faithful to the being we have most loved a... 58.10 1.0957 0.0825 191 1 58.10 2017-04-13
43. I'd pull your eyes out of your head, and put them in my own ... 58.00 1.0833 0.0933 148 1 58.00 2017-03-06
44. The idea that he did not really have control over the coming... 57.91 1.0362 0.1314 192 1 57.91 2017-03-09
45. So don't be afraid; your heart is in me, and it's racing so ... 57.87 0.9833 0.1834 150 1 57.87 2017-04-01
46. Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a ch... 57.62 1.0118 0.1540 250 2 46.59 2017-03-18
47. I can't believe the things I see. The path that I have chose... 57.54 1.1127 0.0451 164 1 57.54 2017-02-19
48. These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... 57.53 0.9278 0.2341 295 1 57.53 2017-03-24
49. I had considered how the things that never happen are often ... 57.49 1.1013 0.0676 134 1 57.49 2017-02-12
50. Furthermore, those not understanding this intensity will say... 57.49 1.0230 0.1293 158 1 57.49 2017-03-24
51. I just told you the truth. I told you the truth the first ti... 57.46 1.0709 0.0935 204 1 57.46 2017-02-17
52. As for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for thing... 57.34 0.9245 0.2060 130 1 57.34 2017-03-07
53. You realize that trying to keep your distance from me will n... 57.27 0.9804 0.1449 134 1 57.27 2017-02-12
54. Heaven did not seem to be my home; and I broke my heart with... 57.25 1.0457 0.1163 235 2 56.93 2017-07-16
55. I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not ... 57.18 1.1182 0.0367 164 1 57.18 2017-02-19
56. When we got to the Mint I parked on the street in front of t... 57.16 1.0462 0.1085 158 2 49.61 2017-02-18
57. The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... 57.11 1.0555 0.0965 363 1 57.11 2017-03-04
58. And certainly, the mistakes that we male and female mortals ... 57.10 1.1043 0.0539 147 1 57.10 2017-02-15
59. Is it sweeter to exist only in the mind or to exist both in ... 57.05 1.0768 0.1127 295 1 57.05 2017-03-03
60. I have moments like that a lot, when my brain falls asleep o... 56.95 1.0742 0.0769 217 1 56.95 2017-02-17
61. You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... 56.88 1.0993 0.0445 265 1 56.88 2017-02-26
62. The truth of the matter is that there are a lot of available... 56.88 1.0343 0.1490 242 1 56.88 2017-07-21
63. The choice for mankind lies between freedom and happiness an... 56.82 0.9486 0.1719 113 1 56.82 2017-02-19
64. We have all got to exert ourselves a little to keep sane, an... 56.46 1.0166 0.0859 121 1 56.46 2017-02-14
65. You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righte... 56.41 0.9207 0.2183 174 1 56.41 2017-02-17
66. The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... 56.39 1.0368 0.1001 276 1 56.39 2017-03-02
67. Look at the stars. Same stars as last week, last year, when ... 56.31 0.9956 0.1507 184 1 56.31 2017-02-19
68. The main thing to do is pay attention. Pay close attention t... 55.88 1.0669 0.0647 173 1 55.88 2017-02-12
69. Even though there may be a deceiver of some sort, very power... 55.88 1.0177 0.1209 321 1 55.88 2017-02-19
70. It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes ... 55.82 1.0297 0.0934 249 2 53.97 2017-03-09
71. You are the most important thing to me now. The most importa... 55.65 1.1742 -0.0577 80 1 55.65 2017-01-28
72. My feeling is if you're the CEO of a company and you're dumb... 55.65 0.9920 0.1336 275 1 55.65 2017-02-25
73. While the simple act of putting one foot in front of the oth... 55.62 1.0644 0.0677 274 2 52.68 2017-02-19
74. But you know that when the truth is told, you can get what y... 55.60 1.0502 0.0736 196 1 55.60 2017-02-12
75. Now the years are rolling by me. They are rocking evenly. An... 55.57 1.0077 0.1124 261 2 50.23 2017-03-04
76. In the beginning there was only a small amount of injustice ... 55.55 1.0375 0.0930 224 1 55.55 2017-03-04
77. That's right, and the one who wins gets a prize, only there ... 55.49 1.0608 0.0578 214 1 55.49 2017-02-17
78. When a great office is vacant, either by death or disgrace (... 55.44 0.9300 0.1651 271 2 50.59 2017-03-09
79. You know, sweetheart, if there's one thing I've learned, it'... 55.30 1.0002 0.1123 161 1 55.30 2017-02-19
80. I would wear the blue overalls of the fieldworker and often ... 55.30 0.9306 0.1943 284 1 55.30 2017-04-01
81. I like them, I like them! I liked them first! Before I even ... 55.25 0.9672 0.1537 177 1 55.25 2017-01-31
82. If you are one of earth's inhabitants, how blest your father... 55.20 0.9964 0.1257 390 1 55.20 2017-02-12
83. Our world, with its rules of causality, has trained us to be... 55.20 0.9817 0.1416 282 2 48.06 2017-02-19
84. At last, we finally meet. I have something for you, Chancell... 55.15 1.0719 0.0391 186 2 53.35 2017-02-25
85. O clear intelligence, force beyond all measure! Gentlemen, I... 55.10 0.9976 0.1323 174 2 45.48 2017-02-19
86. I'm so in love with you. And I hope you know, darling, your ... 54.99 0.9923 0.1099 232 1 54.99 2017-02-26
87. Precious are the dead that lie there, every stone over them ... 54.71 1.0619 0.0516 346 1 54.71 2017-02-26
88. When I'm alone I dream of the horizon and words fail me. The... 54.58 1.0912 0.0110 302 1 54.58 2017-02-14
89. I believe in love, and I know that you do too. And I believe... 54.55 1.0384 0.0505 183 1 54.55 2017-02-26
90. We want a good life with a nose for things, the fresh wind a... 54.54 1.0474 0.0515 193 1 54.54 2017-02-26
91. Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... 54.51 1.0463 0.0468 182 3 47.65 2017-02-25
92. All I'm trying to say, Tommy, is that if you could just prov... 54.44 0.9584 0.1122 347 1 54.44 2017-02-26
93. Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... 54.42 0.9786 0.1120 193 1 54.42 2017-02-26
94. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the ... 54.34 0.9976 0.0991 201 2 50.07 2017-02-26
95. If all else perished, and he remained, I should still contin... 54.33 1.0365 0.0692 166 1 54.33 2017-02-02
96. In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... 54.26 1.1018 -0.0156 220 1 54.26 2017-02-16
97. I have felt as bleak as I've felt since puberty, and have fi... 54.25 0.9271 0.1339 145 1 54.25 2017-07-23
98. They're talking about things of which they don't have the sl... 54.24 1.0609 0.0301 174 1 54.24 2017-02-14
99. You don't care about anything except you. You just want to p... 54.15 1.0488 0.0473 230 1 54.15 2017-02-19
100. I know now that it's over. I knew it then. There would be no... 54.09 0.9731 0.1123 175 1 54.09 2017-03-02
101. The goal of the true seeker is to become a sage, or superior... 54.08 0.9340 0.1547 296 1 54.08 2017-03-03
102. But older than me now, more constant, more real, and the fur... 54.01 1.1081 0.0140 206 1 54.01 2017-03-11
103. Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... 53.95 0.9769 0.1072 263 1 53.95 2017-03-07
104. Whoever could make two ears of corn, or two blades of grass,... 53.74 1.0091 0.0781 246 1 53.74 2017-02-26
105. The presence of a noble nature, generous in its wishes, arde... 53.72 1.0330 0.0508 252 1 53.72 2017-03-02
106. I don't want to live someone else's idea of how to live. Don... 53.70 1.0980 -0.0185 158 1 53.70 2017-02-12
107. When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their padd... 53.67 0.9801 0.1164 209 1 53.67 2017-02-19
108. I would say he has quite a few problems. His energy seems to... 53.63 1.0628 0.0231 396 1 53.63 2017-02-19
109. What good are prayers and shrines to a person mad with love?... 53.36 1.0373 0.0546 170 1 53.36 2017-07-28
110. You know, Michael; now that you're so respectable, I think y... 53.30 0.9978 0.0789 150 1 53.30 2017-02-19
111. The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... 53.28 1.0426 0.0293 323 1 53.28 2017-02-16
112. The procedure for dealing with rigid body kinetics problems ... 53.25 0.9398 0.1173 328 2 51.19 2017-03-14
113. There's a piece of Maria in every song that I sing. And the ... 53.23 1.1296 -0.0289 252 1 53.23 2017-03-18
114. I was long into my second decade of living single before I c... 53.20 1.0151 0.0474 152 2 52.71 2017-02-24
115. The mind which is created quick to love, is responsive to ev... 53.18 0.9742 0.0761 406 1 53.18 2017-03-19
116. You know I work all day to get you money to buy you things. ... 53.10 1.0428 0.0175 215 2 48.98 2017-03-07
117. They knew they were privileged to have these choices, but th... 53.09 1.0042 0.1060 352 1 53.09 2017-03-14
118. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... 53.06 0.8810 0.1879 282 2 49.09 2017-03-02
119. He soon felt that the fulfillment of his desires gave him on... 53.00 1.0487 0.0335 252 1 53.00 2017-02-16
120. The time has come for man to set himself a goal. The time ha... 52.96 1.0074 0.0606 242 1 52.96 2017-02-24
121. These nights are endless, and a man can sleep through them, ... 52.93 1.0635 0.0134 359 1 52.93 2017-03-07
122. If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... 52.88 1.0099 0.0516 207 1 52.88 2017-03-09
123. Dropping through sky, through the glass of the roof, through... 52.75 0.9688 0.0928 217 1 52.75 2017-02-18
124. His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly... 52.71 1.0314 0.0266 172 1 52.71 2017-02-10
125. Noontime, and I'm still pushing myself along the road, the d... 52.71 1.0201 0.0463 257 2 51.19 2017-02-18
126. For string theory to make sense, the universe should have ni... 52.68 1.0775 -0.0141 134 1 52.68 2017-04-13
127. You know, you're very beautiful. You're also very quiet. And... 52.62 0.9616 0.0641 261 1 52.62 2017-07-28
128. The unhappy are egoistic, spiteful, unjust, cruel, and less ... 52.49 0.9505 0.0909 349 1 52.49 2017-02-19
129. Life is short. From here to that old car you know so well th... 52.48 0.9668 0.0872 237 3 49.87 2017-03-11
130. Say, go through the darkest of days. Heaven's a heartbreak a... 52.47 0.9544 0.1019 161 1 52.47 2017-02-24
131. All beauty comes from beautiful blood and a beautiful brain.... 52.26 0.9819 0.0821 297 1 52.26 2017-02-26
132. Well, you've cracked the sky, scrapers fill the air, but wil... 52.25 1.0235 0.0332 232 1 52.25 2017-03-02
133. I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... 52.20 1.0261 0.0226 273 1 52.20 2017-02-19
134. I have dreamt in my life, dreams that have stayed with me ev... 52.15 1.0779 -0.0185 275 1 52.15 2017-02-25
135. She would not say of anyone in the world now that they were ... 52.13 1.0333 0.0232 408 2 51.62 2017-03-09
136. Fool, prate not to me about covenants. There can be no coven... 52.07 1.0050 0.0529 308 1 52.07 2017-02-12
137. Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and ... 52.04 0.9922 0.0545 174 1 52.04 2017-02-26
138. It's our land. We were born on it, and we got killed on it, ... 52.03 0.9123 0.1059 171 1 52.03 2017-02-15
139. We were playing checkers. I used to kid her once in a while ... 52.02 0.9943 0.0558 373 1 52.02 2017-02-14
140. I did my best, it wasn't much. I couldn't feel, so I tried t... 51.95 0.9871 0.0806 227 1 51.95 2017-02-26
141. You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. Y... 51.90 1.0384 0.0068 202 1 51.90 2017-02-14
142. The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... 51.84 1.0252 0.0116 176 1 51.84 2017-03-06
143. Many people limit themselves to leading boring, dull lives b... 51.80 1.0944 -0.0072 308 1 51.80 2017-02-14
144. The brain can be a tool. But when you can't stop thinking of... 51.72 0.9221 0.1172 244 1 51.72 2017-02-18
145. While you were sleeping, you tossed, you turned. You rolled ... 51.61 0.8614 0.1749 172 1 51.61 2017-02-19
146. Growing to hate decisive moments, the only thing within a br... 51.58 1.0395 0.0065 239 1 51.58 2017-02-19
147. But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... 51.40 0.9966 0.0371 259 2 47.52 2017-02-25
148. It seems to me I am trying to tell you a dream - making a va... 51.40 0.9780 0.0639 314 1 51.40 2017-02-12
149. In the moment when I truly understand my enemy, understand h... 51.34 1.0261 0.0223 335 1 51.34 2017-02-14
150. Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... 51.33 1.0197 0.0103 226 1 51.33 2017-03-02
151. They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro... 51.30 1.0795 -0.0167 226 1 51.30 2017-02-12
152. I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the sens... 51.28 1.0084 0.0314 214 1 51.28 2017-03-11
153. The term "barbarian" was created by the Greeks; it was origi... 51.28 0.9509 0.1193 225 2 46.40 2017-02-26
154. While it may hold true that the final few seconds of a bike ... 51.26 0.8341 0.2058 224 2 50.13 2017-03-18
155. She came into a room; she stood, as he had often seen her, i... 51.21 0.9862 0.0491 308 2 50.96 2017-02-18
156. All life's battles teach us something, even those we lose. W... 51.20 1.0087 0.0289 291 1 51.20 2017-02-12
157. You have lost your reason and taken the wrong path. You have... 51.01 0.9553 0.0520 378 1 51.01 2017-03-14
158. But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... 51.00 0.9986 0.0281 283 1 51.00 2017-03-18
159. The man who reviews his own life, as I do mine, in going on ... 50.97 1.0077 0.0306 317 1 50.97 2017-02-12
160. And the mind that has conceived a plan of living must never ... 50.82 1.0634 -0.0351 177 2 49.44 2017-02-19
161. I just want to tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you unde... 50.82 1.0302 0.0028 245 1 50.82 2017-02-19
162. Human madness is oftentimes a cunning and most feline thing.... 50.69 0.9568 0.0409 150 2 50.03 2017-02-19
163. Keep off the path, beware of the gate, watch out for signs t... 50.69 0.9392 0.0584 221 1 50.69 2017-03-19
164. Over and over again we have tried to find a peaceful way out... 50.66 1.0195 0.0145 437 1 50.66 2017-02-24
165. If only all the contradictory voices shouting inside my head... 50.64 1.0513 -0.0254 176 1 50.64 2017-02-12
166. You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder ... 50.62 0.9198 0.0977 173 1 50.62 2017-02-16
167. Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... 50.57 0.9897 0.0254 274 1 50.57 2017-02-15
168. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, she... 50.51 0.9226 0.0974 177 1 50.51 2017-01-25
169. The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... 50.44 1.0340 -0.0141 406 1 50.44 2017-03-02
170. You know how far I'm prepared to go. I will be a boat and ro... 50.40 1.0243 -0.0076 237 1 50.40 2017-02-19
171. There is so much darkness in Ember, Lina. It's not just outs... 50.40 1.0039 0.0139 260 1 50.40 2017-02-26
172. Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... 50.39 0.9756 0.0368 229 2 50.02 2017-03-09
173. Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... 50.25 0.9846 0.0252 281 1 50.25 2017-03-07
174. Men always believe that. With a law degree you're taking on ... 50.19 1.0535 -0.0488 132 1 50.19 2017-02-17
175. Heaven knows we need never be ashamed of our tears, for they... 50.19 1.0106 0.0042 234 1 50.19 2017-03-18
176. Formerly, when I would feel a desire to understand someone, ... 50.17 1.0642 -0.0515 213 1 50.17 2017-02-12
177. I do not deny that what happened to us is a thing worth laug... 50.08 1.0754 -0.0563 197 1 50.08 2017-02-12
178. Let me put it this way, Mr. Amor. The 9000 series is the mos... 50.04 0.9523 0.0601 245 2 50.04 2017-03-02
179. Sholes consulted with an educator who helped him analyze the... 49.99 0.8935 0.1218 328 1 49.99 2017-02-26
180. But his soul was mad. Being alone in the wilderness, it had ... 49.93 0.9362 0.0364 125 1 49.93 2017-02-19
181. Paranoia is a survival trait when you run in my circles. It ... 49.89 1.0153 -0.0069 261 1 49.89 2017-02-14
182. I must nevertheless point out that our profession very close... 49.82 0.9461 0.0558 276 1 49.82 2017-02-15
183. Specialized uniforms, such as nun and priest garb, can be mo... 49.69 0.9161 0.0814 200 1 49.69 2017-02-12
184. This planet has, or rather had, a problem, which was this: m... 49.47 1.0477 -0.0503 360 1 49.47 2017-03-19
185. I am doing good to the poor, but I differ in opinion about t... 49.42 1.0835 -0.0780 196 1 49.42 2017-03-24
186. I've met another man. He's the best man I've ever met. He's ... 49.41 1.0028 -0.0068 168 1 49.41 2017-02-19
187. Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... 49.37 0.9342 0.0622 434 1 49.37 2017-02-16
188. Then you compared a woman's love to Hell, to barren land whe... 49.36 1.0172 -0.0131 336 1 49.36 2017-02-19
189. What a lamentable thing it is that men should blame the gods... 49.21 1.0927 -0.0966 198 1 49.21 2017-02-02
190. Yet the web of thought has no such creases and is more like ... 49.14 0.9786 0.0092 235 1 49.14 2017-03-02
191. Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... 49.12 1.0013 -0.0144 273 1 49.12 2017-02-12
192. A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple a... 49.04 1.0619 -0.0767 167 1 49.04 2017-02-12
193. Finally, don't expect your cooking to taste exactly like res... 49.02 0.8951 0.0990 246 1 49.02 2017-02-26
194. Like the generations of leaves, the lives of mortal men. Now... 49.01 1.0632 -0.0787 258 1 49.01 2017-02-02
195. Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... 48.87 0.9697 0.0132 249 1 48.87 2017-02-26
196. I got the feeling Poseidon really didn't know what to think ... 48.86 0.9961 -0.0119 280 1 48.86 2017-02-10
197. The pathology of setting a deadline to the earliest articula... 48.85 0.9785 0.0070 335 2 48.28 2017-02-17
198. Men are so quick to blame the gods: they say that we devise ... 48.81 0.9423 0.0442 172 2 46.96 2017-02-14
199. To drive out of the Central Valley of California on a hot da... 48.80 0.9439 0.0454 476 1 48.80 2017-02-19
200. There was never any more inception than there is now, nor an... 48.79 1.1551 -0.1672 202 1 48.79 2017-01-23
201. Bach's income, if we take into consideration the value of mo... 48.63 0.9730 -0.0117 354 1 48.63 2017-03-02
202. My brother, your father, he and I. Opposites. But I never do... 48.62 1.0090 -0.0351 191 1 48.62 2017-03-02
203. Pork and beans are actually cooked in the can. One fairly la... 48.61 1.0341 -0.0454 237 1 48.61 2017-02-18
204. I never said I would stay to the end - I knew I would leave ... 48.60 1.0763 -0.0576 367 1 48.60 2017-02-25
205. No, I don't think so; no. Mr. Kane was a man who got everyth... 48.56 0.9299 0.0273 327 2 44.74 2017-03-03
206. I tensed, waiting for the fury - both his and mine - but it ... 48.54 1.0026 -0.0216 170 1 48.54 2017-02-25
207. Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelli... 48.51 1.0195 -0.0315 148 1 48.51 2017-02-17
208. But pure, unadulterated feelings are dangerous in their own ... 48.48 1.0154 -0.0247 420 1 48.48 2017-02-19
209. It was a long and gloomy night that gathered on me, haunted ... 48.41 0.9603 0.0220 165 2 47.08 2017-02-12
210. She was feeling the pressure of the world outside and she wa... 48.33 1.1519 -0.1641 171 1 48.33 2017-02-10
211. Hanging by threads of palest silver, I could have stayed tha... 48.29 1.0282 -0.0501 226 1 48.29 2017-02-12
212. And who are you, the proud lord said, that I must bow so low... 48.22 1.0250 -0.0616 122 1 48.22 2017-03-02
213. When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... 48.21 1.0029 -0.0400 209 2 48.11 2017-02-26
214. I felt dull and somnolent, for daytime sleep is like the sin... 48.20 0.9706 -0.0229 173 1 48.20 2017-01-31
215. I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... 48.16 1.0441 -0.0743 252 2 47.59 2017-02-26
216. Spring is the time of year when it is summer in the sun and ... 48.14 1.0871 -0.1330 80 1 48.14 2017-01-22
217. I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is al... 48.10 0.9128 0.0234 116 1 48.10 2017-01-22
218. Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are ... 48.02 0.9987 -0.0279 223 1 48.02 2017-02-18
219. Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualifi... 47.89 0.9154 0.0497 226 1 47.89 2017-02-17
220. And it says to you love when you can, cry when you have to, ... 47.84 1.0595 -0.0939 177 1 47.84 2017-02-25
221. The old man told us to go back to other parts of the yard, b... 47.75 1.0572 -0.0879 263 1 47.75 2017-02-12
222. Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bath... 47.73 1.0232 -0.0281 236 1 47.73 2017-02-19
223. I have half a mind to make you hurt, to make you bleed, to m... 47.69 0.9949 -0.0377 236 1 47.69 2017-03-14
224. I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... 47.66 1.0444 -0.0929 197 1 47.66 2017-02-08
225. My youth is slipping, my youth is slipping away. Safe in mon... 47.56 0.9775 -0.0168 215 1 47.56 2017-02-14
226. With the coming of Dean Moriarty began the part of my life y... 47.49 0.9019 0.0579 204 1 47.49 2017-02-02
227. Judges are picked out from the most dexterous lawyers, who a... 47.42 0.9530 -0.0163 397 3 46.48 2017-02-26
228. It's the wanting you, never getting you. Keeps me wanting yo... 47.42 1.0016 -0.0468 308 1 47.42 2017-02-08
229. There are perhaps twenty regular posters on the forum, and s... 47.40 0.9287 0.0181 108 1 47.40 2017-01-22
230. I'm a hopeless dancer, but this looks like you just screw in... 47.38 0.8951 0.0595 193 1 47.38 2017-02-14
231. King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... 47.31 0.8961 0.0515 189 2 43.96 2017-02-27
232. OK, let me get something straight: this is a journal, not a ... 47.23 0.9951 -0.0412 299 1 47.23 2017-02-09
233. So much of this story is about human will, about what we can... 47.23 1.0863 -0.1309 261 1 47.23 2017-01-29
234. You can know the name of a bird in all the languages of the ... 47.07 1.0696 -0.1111 317 1 47.07 2017-02-18
235. Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... 47.06 0.8852 0.0628 201 1 47.06 2017-03-02
236. Ever seen the size of one of their molars? They go through b... 46.97 0.9250 0.0185 348 1 46.97 2017-02-19
237. And though my journeys did take me to a great many states, a... 46.92 0.9994 -0.0258 269 1 46.92 2017-02-19
238. My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... 46.85 1.0131 -0.0754 225 1 46.85 2017-02-12
239. Certainly the determining acts of her life were not ideally ... 46.83 1.0067 -0.0572 288 2 45.44 2017-02-12
240. It's been a long day without you, my friend, and I'll tell y... 46.79 1.0470 -0.1055 140 1 46.79 2017-02-08
241. Sparkling wines are wines that contain carbon dioxide bubble... 46.61 0.9353 -0.0027 177 1 46.61 2017-03-07
242. Much of my life had been devoted to trying not to cry in fro... 46.54 1.0508 -0.1028 522 1 46.54 2017-02-12
243. Thousands of groups exist to influence government. Among the... 46.52 0.9332 -0.0187 299 2 44.61 2017-02-19
244. One key element of any society is its collection of statuses... 46.52 0.9059 0.0132 406 2 41.80 2017-02-18
245. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; wheneve... 46.35 0.9206 -0.0011 495 1 46.35 2017-02-12
246. When I was a kid, you never saw radicchio in the produce sec... 46.32 0.8725 0.0604 163 1 46.32 2017-02-09
247. If you begin to repeat an error, or if your concentration or... 46.32 0.9505 -0.0198 204 1 46.32 2017-02-19
248. It's so easy to hate your brother, it should be hard. It's s... 46.23 1.0491 -0.1225 205 1 46.23 2017-02-19
249. There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... 46.16 1.0251 -0.0998 261 3 45.13 2017-02-17
250. Duty bound, Aeneas, though he struggled with desire to calm ... 45.94 1.0511 -0.1206 271 1 45.94 2017-02-12
251. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fu... 45.91 0.9964 -0.0739 203 1 45.91 2017-02-18
252. But this rough magic I here abjure, and when I have required... 45.82 0.9822 -0.0598 284 1 45.82 2017-02-10
253. Look and think as far ahead as possible. Often, a driver's n... 45.81 0.9430 -0.0255 227 2 43.66 2017-01-29
254. There's a hole in the world like a great black pit. And the ... 45.69 1.0679 -0.1296 177 1 45.69 2017-02-19
255. There is more than one kind of freedom: freedom to and freed... 45.68 1.0024 -0.0792 169 1 45.68 2017-02-09
256. But no matter how effective the lesson was, I never really u... 45.58 1.0943 -0.1460 206 1 45.58 2017-02-15
257. Vigorous writing is concise. A sentence should contain no un... 45.56 0.9626 -0.0379 364 1 45.56 2017-02-15
258. What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... 45.46 0.8826 0.0321 296 1 45.46 2017-02-18
259. Relativity is relatively easy to understand. But there's one... 45.32 0.9997 -0.0828 305 1 45.32 2017-02-15
260. I'm on Johnson Avenue in San Luis Obispo, and I'm five years... 45.31 0.9001 0.0057 172 1 45.31 2017-02-19
261. I got that sunshine in my pocket, got that good soul in my f... 45.26 1.0144 -0.1052 216 1 45.26 2017-02-10
262. It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaw... 45.23 0.9045 0.0044 235 1 45.23 2017-02-12
263. That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... 45.22 0.9841 -0.0719 334 1 45.22 2017-02-12
264. Your sins are terrible. It is just that you suffer. Your lif... 45.03 0.9396 -0.0712 136 1 45.03 2017-01-28
265. Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... 45.00 1.0109 -0.1062 276 1 45.00 2017-02-18
266. Now that you're on someone else's shoulders, the winter wind... 44.99 0.9855 -0.0847 235 1 44.99 2017-02-12
267. And in the dream I knew that he was goin' on ahead and that ... 44.89 0.9598 -0.0507 220 1 44.89 2017-01-28
268. Daddy's flown across the ocean. Leaving just a memory. A sna... 44.86 0.9750 -0.0672 256 1 44.86 2017-02-12
269. I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something differe... 44.79 0.9863 -0.0823 339 1 44.79 2017-02-16
270. Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... 44.77 0.9844 -0.0804 293 1 44.77 2017-02-03
271. Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... 44.71 1.0004 -0.1085 212 1 44.71 2017-02-03
272. From compositional considerations the tomato layer would be ... 44.68 1.0375 -0.0941 200 1 44.68 2017-01-28
273. Vowels were something else. He didn't like them and they did... 44.68 0.9870 -0.0836 396 1 44.68 2017-02-14
274. We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all... 44.64 0.9851 -0.0863 317 1 44.64 2017-02-19
275. I was looking for myself and asking everyone except myself q... 44.59 0.9875 -0.0817 275 1 44.59 2017-02-14
276. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... 44.53 0.9429 -0.0473 287 1 44.53 2017-02-19
277. There is more to color than a swatch in a book, or a pull do... 44.50 0.9544 -0.0532 260 1 44.50 2017-02-10
278. Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... 44.40 1.0714 -0.1886 129 1 44.40 2017-02-10
279. As the netted bag says, this potato was grown in Idaho, that... 44.37 0.9371 -0.0071 318 1 44.37 2017-02-12
280. Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... 44.17 1.0025 -0.1156 256 1 44.17 2017-01-28
281. The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... 44.15 1.0124 -0.1282 204 1 44.15 2017-02-17
282. Dreams are not to be converted into reality, that we know; w... 43.82 1.0904 -0.2048 215 1 43.82 2017-01-29
283. Your primary objective should be to touch-type; that is, to ... 43.76 0.9281 -0.0444 273 1 43.76 2017-02-12
284. If our civilization goes the way of the dodo and the remnant... 43.74 0.9688 -0.0819 305 1 43.74 2017-02-02
285. On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... 43.73 1.0016 -0.1282 218 1 43.73 2017-02-18
286. When she returns to the forum page, her post is there. It is... 43.48 1.0547 -0.1471 257 1 43.48 2017-02-02
287. The upper class in the United States is a small, exclusive g... 43.31 0.9264 -0.0679 577 1 43.31 2017-02-19
288. Other keyboard layouts have been created since, and some are... 43.24 0.9576 -0.0850 212 2 43.21 2017-01-29
289. My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... 43.23 0.9884 -0.1214 233 1 43.23 2017-02-19
290. At least he had a BMW. He might live in a dump, but the worl... 43.12 0.8544 -0.0017 190 1 43.12 2017-03-06
291. Vincent, Mr. Joe Zasa now owns what used to be the Corleone ... 43.07 0.9150 -0.0680 374 1 43.07 2017-02-12
292. Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... 43.06 1.0796 -0.2200 129 1 43.06 2017-01-22
293. In the capital of the Sunbelt South, the quiet revolution of... 42.94 0.9098 -0.0516 167 1 42.94 2017-02-03
294. The basis of the Aztecs' success in creating a great state a... 42.85 0.9908 -0.0848 342 1 42.85 2017-02-17
295. As much money and life as you could want! The two things mos... 42.61 1.0438 -0.1862 198 1 42.61 2017-01-31
296. It is part of the human nature always to judge others very s... 42.49 1.0593 -0.1969 192 1 42.49 2017-02-12
297. Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... 42.35 0.9339 -0.0855 310 2 39.49 2017-02-12
298. Though my story's seldom told, I have squandered my resistan... 42.30 0.9591 -0.0996 194 1 42.30 2017-02-09
299. Pacific, Mountain, Central. You lose an hour, you gain an ho... 42.10 0.8631 -0.0509 120 1 42.10 2017-01-29
300. In short, our gentleman became so caught up in reading that ... 41.99 1.0747 -0.2247 253 1 41.99 2017-01-31
301. Conceptually, to communicate, procedures must send messages ... 41.98 0.9477 -0.1238 373 1 41.98 2017-02-12
302. In all the houses keys to memorizing objects and feelings ha... 41.95 1.0166 -0.1678 277 1 41.95 2017-01-31
303. One man, one family driven from the land; this rusty car cre... 41.90 1.0377 -0.1948 170 1 41.90 2017-01-28
304. I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... 41.90 0.9468 -0.1066 276 1 41.90 2017-02-12
305. The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... 41.74 1.0788 -0.2469 171 1 41.74 2017-01-31
306. Why study science? Science, more than any other discipline, ... 41.72 0.9592 -0.1413 359 1 41.72 2017-02-12
307. Pulp: 1. A soft, moist, shapeless mass or matter. 2. A magaz... 41.66 0.9155 -0.0303 168 1 41.66 2017-02-12
308. Most people find that the biggest change they make in their ... 41.60 1.0587 -0.2152 265 1 41.60 2017-01-22
309. I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I al... 41.49 1.1215 -0.2651 200 1 41.49 2017-01-29
310. Living in the solar system, we have the chance to study, at ... 41.49 0.9114 -0.0778 306 1 41.49 2017-02-16
311. You there, my friend. Come, let me hold you. Now, with a sig... 41.41 0.9518 -0.1184 314 1 41.41 2017-02-17
312. Radiation could be precisely determined, in principle, if we... 41.35 0.8793 -0.0482 157 1 41.35 2017-02-08
313. And high above, depicted in a tower, sat Conquest, robed in ... 41.29 0.9399 -0.1088 163 1 41.29 2017-02-18
314. Air-conditioned, odorless, illuminated by buzzing fluorescen... 41.25 0.9216 -0.0552 255 2 39.91 2017-02-12
315. It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... 41.23 0.8899 -0.0517 293 1 41.23 2017-01-22
316. We all love a good story. We all love a tantalizing mystery.... 41.03 1.0111 -0.1785 282 1 41.03 2017-01-29
317. I met him down near the border. Said he wanted me to work wi... 40.88 1.0028 -0.1801 203 1 40.88 2017-02-12
318. Because of their scouting skills and peripheral kinesthetic ... 40.83 0.8162 0.0078 149 2 38.66 2017-02-15
319. A semitrailer is legally defined as a vehicle designed so th... 40.63 0.9544 -0.1357 228 1 40.63 2017-01-29
320. You are what you are and you are where you are because of wh... 40.62 1.1823 -0.3694 178 1 40.62 2017-01-22
321. And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who though... 40.51 0.9936 -0.1611 227 1 40.51 2017-02-08
322. It was miraculous. It was almost no trick at all, he saw, to... 40.42 0.8570 -0.0603 365 1 40.42 2017-02-16
323. Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... 40.22 0.9886 -0.1796 220 1 40.22 2017-01-28
324. I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all d... 40.16 1.0102 -0.2063 156 1 40.16 2017-02-03
325. Her face was sad and lovely with bright things in it, bright... 40.12 0.9605 -0.1751 375 1 40.12 2017-02-12
326. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you ... 39.95 0.9250 -0.1658 102 1 39.95 2017-01-22
327. We may climb into the thin and cold realm of pure geometry a... 39.82 0.9871 -0.1525 209 1 39.82 2017-01-22
328. No matter how a program twists and turns to get out of itsel... 39.81 1.0094 -0.2051 238 1 39.81 2017-01-23
329. I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here wit... 39.61 0.9983 -0.2009 231 1 39.61 2017-01-22
330. Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... 39.59 1.0361 -0.2414 269 1 39.59 2017-02-09
331. I can already hear your tune calling me across the room. Whe... 39.58 0.9697 -0.1716 266 1 39.58 2017-02-12
332. Obviously, my attempt at fooling her had been unsuccessful. ... 39.56 1.0085 -0.2114 303 1 39.56 2017-01-31
333. Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing ... 39.44 0.9365 -0.1445 248 1 39.44 2017-01-31
334. In the English language, swearing is essential to effective ... 39.34 0.9546 -0.1347 198 1 39.34 2017-02-18
335. Titanium is extracted from ores, such as rutile, where the f... 39.33 0.8425 -0.0679 314 1 39.33 2017-02-02
336. Anna spoke not only naturally and intelligently, but intelli... 39.19 1.0567 -0.2667 199 1 39.19 2017-01-23
337. The evidence in the standard history of Qwerty versus Dvorak... 39.14 0.9088 -0.1191 348 1 39.14 2017-02-10
338. How do I live without the ones I love? Time still turns the ... 39.07 1.0381 -0.2649 170 1 39.07 2017-01-22
339. Man, do not pride yourself on your superiority to the animal... 38.98 1.0278 -0.2407 257 1 38.98 2017-01-23
340. Suppose you suggest to your husband that subsidized llama fa... 38.70 0.9336 -0.1503 255 2 35.87 2017-01-22
341. Caddy got the box and set it on the floor and opened it. It ... 38.44 1.0183 -0.2390 164 1 38.44 2017-02-09
342. We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... 38.29 0.9316 -0.1584 287 1 38.29 2017-01-22
343. In 1936, Herbert Agar, a prominent author, foreign correspon... 38.25 0.7658 -0.0154 292 1 38.25 2017-02-12
344. Mother used to say that however miserable one is, there's al... 38.14 1.0709 -0.2996 189 1 38.14 2017-01-22
345. We were all in our late twenties or early-to-middle thirties... 38.09 0.8867 -0.1184 241 1 38.09 2017-01-22
346. There was this kid I grew up with; he was younger than me. S... 37.99 0.9976 -0.2312 282 1 37.99 2017-01-31
347. By that point, entire sectors of my cerebral cortex seemed t... 37.88 0.9685 -0.2050 203 1 37.88 2017-02-02
348. If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... 37.86 0.9811 -0.2200 272 2 35.79 2017-01-31
349. The TV ad featured Jamie on drums, bashing out a pukka rhyth... 37.84 0.8999 -0.1352 274 1 37.84 2017-02-08
350. My entire life had been on a predictable trajectory dominate... 37.80 0.8958 -0.1340 322 1 37.80 2017-02-02
351. For most people, the ringing of a phone was a welcome sign. ... 37.69 0.9773 -0.2183 220 1 37.69 2017-02-19
352. I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... 37.67 1.0168 -0.2608 271 1 37.67 2017-01-28
353. One way to combat the horizon effect is to continue search w... 37.33 0.9775 -0.2245 191 1 37.33 2017-02-08
354. Picking up the pieces, half alive in a nine 'til five, vacan... 37.32 0.9855 -0.2048 258 1 37.32 2017-01-23
355. In America, circus folk ride through town, while bands play ... 37.28 1.0038 -0.2527 215 1 37.28 2017-01-29
356. This was my only and my constant comfort. When I think of it... 37.12 1.0474 -0.2962 204 1 37.12 2017-01-25
357. The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... 36.98 1.0596 -0.3212 239 1 36.98 2017-01-25
358. Typing competitions provided another test of the Qwerty keyb... 36.89 0.8811 -0.1378 239 1 36.89 2017-01-22
359. Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beaut... 36.78 0.9654 -0.2271 145 1 36.78 2017-01-22
360. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans... 35.84 0.8573 -0.1364 270 1 35.84 2017-01-28
361. She couldn't understand a vocation. Some people can't; at be... 35.71 0.9451 -0.2332 138 1 35.71 2017-02-12
362. Plato is always concerned to advocate views that will make p... 35.51 0.9609 -0.2405 206 1 35.51 2017-01-28
363. Around midafternoon, the snow thinned into sleet, and some u... 34.66 0.9904 -0.2566 203 1 34.66 2017-01-22
364. As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... 34.63 0.9251 -0.2275 177 1 34.63 2017-01-22
365. Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... 34.50 0.9843 -0.2993 234 1 34.50 2017-01-22
366. Thing is Butch, right now you got ability. But painful as it... 34.41 0.8912 -0.2009 186 1 34.41 2017-01-22
367. That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... 34.40 0.9731 -0.2977 129 1 34.40 2017-01-28
368. What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... 33.95 0.9430 -0.2715 211 2 33.21 2017-02-09
369. I would rather not have upset him, but I couldn't see any re... 33.79 1.0278 -0.3502 271 1 33.79 2017-01-25
370. For, after all, how do we know that two and two make four? O... 33.38 1.0109 -0.3383 244 1 33.38 2017-01-22
371. This was the most delicious meal he'd had in recent years, a... 33.27 1.0214 -0.3140 281 1 33.27 2017-01-22
372. For all its apparent strength, the Aztec Empire had vulnerab... 32.85 0.7988 -0.1337 219 1 32.85 2017-01-25
373. Under the lights when everything goes. Nowhere to hide when ... 32.82 1.0686 -0.4146 119 1 32.82 2017-01-23
374. The good news is that your child has a natural desire to do ... 32.62 1.0205 -0.3753 179 1 32.62 2017-01-22
375. The theory of music emphasizes the elements from which music... 32.50 1.0117 -0.3177 297 1 32.50 2017-01-22
376. Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... 31.99 0.9798 -0.3467 199 1 31.99 2017-01-22
377. Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you ... 31.38 1.0423 -0.4118 162 1 31.38 2017-01-25
378. I walked awhile among the rocks: the sky was perfectly clear... 30.65 1.0159 -0.3958 256 1 30.65 2017-01-22