| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
It doesn't matter where you go or what you do, I want to spe... |
116.47 |
1.1125 |
0.5230 |
186 |
1 |
116.47 |
2024-05-14 |
| 2. |
You may not yet be at a point where you have fully recovered... |
114.31 |
1.0814 |
0.5238 |
163 |
1 |
114.31 |
2024-05-14 |
| 3. |
If you had one shot to sit on your lazy butt, and watch all ... |
110.92 |
1.0483 |
0.5093 |
158 |
1 |
110.92 |
2025-10-19 |
| 4. |
I don't know where you're going and I don't know why but lis... |
108.52 |
1.0886 |
0.4353 |
203 |
1 |
108.52 |
2024-05-14 |
| 5. |
Do you hear the people sing? Singing the song of angry men. ... |
105.83 |
1.0741 |
0.4120 |
235 |
1 |
105.83 |
2023-10-18 |
| 6. |
Like a stranger, I am on the outside looking in. I tore myse... |
104.20 |
1.0295 |
0.4337 |
210 |
1 |
104.20 |
2025-10-19 |
| 7. |
There once was a tiger who fancied a pint. Not Carling, of c... |
103.41 |
0.8983 |
0.5538 |
252 |
2 |
95.84 |
2026-04-01 |
| 8. |
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the abi... |
102.15 |
1.0651 |
0.3693 |
314 |
1 |
102.15 |
2024-05-14 |
| 9. |
If she and I were the only ones left in the world, if we sta... |
102.07 |
1.1205 |
0.3128 |
228 |
1 |
102.07 |
2024-05-13 |
| 10. |
Something about a night this clear. Makes your problems disa... |
102.02 |
1.1101 |
0.3225 |
124 |
1 |
102.02 |
2026-03-29 |
| 11. |
These rappers don't know what to do, 'cause all I did was ac... |
100.50 |
1.0042 |
0.4070 |
176 |
2 |
75.98 |
2025-10-19 |
| 12. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
99.15 |
1.0885 |
0.3038 |
315 |
1 |
99.15 |
2023-10-18 |
| 13. |
Let the darkness lead us into the light, let our dreams get ... |
99.07 |
1.0084 |
0.3828 |
299 |
1 |
99.07 |
2025-10-19 |
| 14. |
And so we meet at last. You are to be commended for avoiding... |
99.03 |
1.0981 |
0.2925 |
187 |
1 |
99.03 |
2025-04-05 |
| 15. |
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I al... |
98.52 |
1.1215 |
0.2619 |
200 |
1 |
98.52 |
2023-02-28 |
| 16. |
I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the h... |
98.41 |
1.0670 |
0.3149 |
233 |
2 |
93.20 |
2024-05-12 |
| 17. |
Some people say that bowling alleys got big lanes. Some peop... |
98.36 |
1.0543 |
0.3269 |
215 |
1 |
98.36 |
2024-05-13 |
| 18. |
Planet Earth, or as the rest of the omniverse calls it, the ... |
97.80 |
1.0117 |
0.3616 |
74 |
2 |
79.90 |
2026-04-12 |
| 19. |
If all these dreams might find their way into my day to day ... |
97.53 |
1.0764 |
0.2931 |
177 |
1 |
97.53 |
2023-10-18 |
| 20. |
We now know that most of the stars in the sky have worlds ar... |
97.01 |
1.1122 |
0.2500 |
359 |
1 |
97.01 |
2023-11-08 |
| 21. |
When I need to find something out, I just go out and look fo... |
96.73 |
1.0656 |
0.2927 |
147 |
1 |
96.73 |
2023-01-01 |
| 22. |
He started running, up and up, until he hurled himself into ... |
96.53 |
1.0172 |
0.3383 |
341 |
1 |
96.53 |
2025-10-19 |
| 23. |
You know how far I'm prepared to go. I will be a boat and ro... |
96.28 |
1.0243 |
0.3277 |
237 |
1 |
96.28 |
2023-10-18 |
| 24. |
Gaston was not only a fierce lover, with endless wisdom and ... |
95.69 |
1.0467 |
0.2970 |
276 |
1 |
95.69 |
2025-10-19 |
| 25. |
Outside the street's on fire in a real death waltz, between ... |
95.64 |
1.0457 |
0.2973 |
315 |
1 |
95.64 |
2024-05-14 |
| 26. |
I've never really had much of an imagination. But still I wo... |
95.31 |
1.0865 |
0.2519 |
168 |
1 |
95.31 |
2022-11-21 |
| 27. |
It is known that many of the germs which cause diseases cann... |
94.74 |
1.0309 |
0.2995 |
483 |
1 |
94.74 |
2024-05-11 |
| 28. |
When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what ... |
94.62 |
1.0290 |
0.2997 |
258 |
1 |
94.62 |
2024-05-14 |
| 29. |
In the early days of America, when men wore ruffles on their... |
94.33 |
1.0133 |
0.3113 |
354 |
1 |
94.33 |
2024-05-11 |
| 30. |
You can't look me in the eye and say that you love me and yo... |
94.08 |
1.0884 |
0.2327 |
205 |
1 |
94.08 |
2023-02-07 |
| 31. |
Once you free your mind about a concept of harmony and music... |
93.67 |
1.0718 |
0.2435 |
181 |
1 |
93.67 |
2025-10-19 |
| 32. |
There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure 'cause y... |
93.59 |
1.0651 |
0.2491 |
200 |
2 |
75.33 |
2024-05-14 |
| 33. |
I want to defeat the me that's dragging this failure around.... |
93.51 |
1.0566 |
0.2565 |
181 |
1 |
93.51 |
2023-01-10 |
| 34. |
I woke up this morning with the sundown shining in. I found ... |
93.50 |
1.0978 |
0.2151 |
237 |
1 |
93.50 |
2024-03-15 |
| 35. |
It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the d... |
93.40 |
1.1225 |
0.1890 |
195 |
1 |
93.40 |
2024-05-14 |
| 36. |
There is a theory, for which there is much to be said, that ... |
93.26 |
1.0433 |
0.2663 |
145 |
1 |
93.26 |
2023-10-21 |
| 37. |
It had never occurred to him until then to think that litera... |
92.54 |
1.0597 |
0.2398 |
140 |
1 |
92.54 |
2022-10-29 |
| 38. |
You don't care about anything except you. You just want to p... |
92.36 |
1.0488 |
0.2481 |
230 |
1 |
92.36 |
2023-01-10 |
| 39. |
There will be no more retribution, so you better not waste y... |
92.34 |
1.0958 |
0.2009 |
189 |
1 |
92.34 |
2022-10-15 |
| 40. |
The real evil is the power to kill people. Someone who finds... |
92.25 |
1.0138 |
0.2816 |
189 |
1 |
92.25 |
2022-10-13 |
| 41. |
Well, your hand is programmed over years to write letters a ... |
91.64 |
1.0241 |
0.2627 |
330 |
1 |
91.64 |
2023-02-14 |
| 42. |
I'm just going to turn through a few things. When we go out ... |
91.62 |
1.0934 |
0.1931 |
265 |
1 |
91.62 |
2023-02-07 |
| 43. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
91.58 |
1.0131 |
0.2729 |
225 |
1 |
91.58 |
2023-02-07 |
| 44. |
Gold and rose, the color of the dream I had not too long ago... |
91.45 |
1.0575 |
0.2267 |
363 |
1 |
91.45 |
2024-05-15 |
| 45. |
I was never scared of dying alone until I knew what it was l... |
91.38 |
1.0682 |
0.2150 |
159 |
1 |
91.38 |
2022-10-29 |
| 46. |
If the cause of death is written within 40 seconds of writin... |
91.24 |
1.0317 |
0.2495 |
289 |
1 |
91.24 |
2024-05-14 |
| 47. |
That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want t... |
91.15 |
1.0022 |
0.2777 |
177 |
1 |
91.15 |
2024-05-13 |
| 48. |
Through these fields of destruction, baptisms of fire, I've ... |
90.76 |
1.0124 |
0.2621 |
213 |
1 |
90.76 |
2024-05-15 |
| 49. |
I know he tried, and he's still trying, and he'll still make... |
90.40 |
1.0679 |
0.2015 |
201 |
1 |
90.40 |
2023-02-09 |
| 50. |
He heard the sound of waves striking the shore, and it was a... |
90.10 |
1.0330 |
0.2322 |
285 |
1 |
90.10 |
2023-10-18 |
| 51. |
The creative mind is like a big pile of jigsaw puzzle pieces... |
90.03 |
1.0087 |
0.2555 |
258 |
1 |
90.03 |
2025-04-12 |
| 52. |
There comes a point when you just love someone. Not because ... |
89.44 |
1.0778 |
0.1781 |
409 |
1 |
89.44 |
2023-06-22 |
| 53. |
I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. And I'll f... |
89.17 |
1.0203 |
0.2318 |
425 |
1 |
89.17 |
2023-02-09 |
| 54. |
Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bath... |
89.15 |
1.0232 |
0.2287 |
236 |
1 |
89.15 |
2024-05-14 |
| 55. |
And I knew that in spite of all the roses and kisses and res... |
89.13 |
1.0843 |
0.1673 |
258 |
1 |
89.13 |
2024-05-13 |
| 56. |
Power is not a means; it is an end. One does not establish a... |
88.66 |
0.9405 |
0.3045 |
280 |
1 |
88.66 |
2025-10-19 |
| 57. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
88.59 |
1.0993 |
0.1447 |
265 |
1 |
88.59 |
2023-02-26 |
| 58. |
People say I'm lazy, dreaming my life away. Well they give m... |
87.24 |
0.9986 |
0.2264 |
174 |
1 |
87.24 |
2023-02-28 |
| 59. |
These nights are endless, and a man can sleep through them, ... |
86.94 |
1.0635 |
0.1573 |
359 |
1 |
86.94 |
2023-06-04 |
| 60. |
And it says to you love when you can, cry when you have to, ... |
86.77 |
1.0595 |
0.1589 |
177 |
1 |
86.77 |
2022-10-15 |
| 61. |
No one really runs away from anything. It's like a private t... |
86.57 |
1.0311 |
0.1845 |
321 |
1 |
86.57 |
2023-10-18 |
| 62. |
Don't know much about history. Don't know much biology. Don'... |
86.22 |
1.0199 |
0.1908 |
239 |
1 |
86.22 |
2023-01-22 |
| 63. |
If a person can't answer directly to your question, it's eit... |
86.05 |
1.0930 |
0.1153 |
136 |
1 |
86.05 |
2022-10-15 |
| 64. |
The essential and defining characteristic of childhood is no... |
85.90 |
0.9849 |
0.2213 |
310 |
1 |
85.90 |
2023-05-15 |
| 65. |
Sometimes she did not know what she feared, what she desired... |
85.77 |
1.0499 |
0.1545 |
173 |
1 |
85.77 |
2022-10-07 |
| 66. |
Even though she has pretty much every single problem that it... |
85.74 |
1.0636 |
0.1404 |
355 |
1 |
85.74 |
2023-10-18 |
| 67. |
Remember the day I set you free, I told you you could always... |
85.35 |
1.0147 |
0.1838 |
157 |
1 |
85.35 |
2022-10-26 |
| 68. |
Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough... |
85.16 |
0.9749 |
0.2209 |
396 |
1 |
85.16 |
2024-05-12 |
| 69. |
Think of what you're saying, you can get it wrong and still ... |
85.05 |
1.1084 |
0.0859 |
172 |
1 |
85.05 |
2023-03-05 |
| 70. |
Fear plays an interesting role in our lives. How dare we let... |
84.95 |
0.9904 |
0.2025 |
252 |
1 |
84.95 |
2023-10-23 |
| 71. |
She said that she had just joined up as a new recruit. She s... |
84.93 |
1.0208 |
0.1718 |
230 |
2 |
69.54 |
2023-02-09 |
| 72. |
You think the dead we loved ever truly leave us? You think t... |
84.89 |
1.0378 |
0.1542 |
223 |
2 |
84.63 |
2023-03-24 |
| 73. |
Every time people try to punish the rich, the rich don't sim... |
84.63 |
1.0150 |
0.1734 |
411 |
1 |
84.63 |
2024-05-14 |
| 74. |
Perhaps it was an old flame he was in mourning for from the ... |
84.52 |
1.0474 |
0.1394 |
170 |
1 |
84.52 |
2023-03-27 |
| 75. |
That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something p... |
84.33 |
1.0665 |
0.1177 |
278 |
1 |
84.33 |
2024-05-12 |
| 76. |
I know that the idea of raising well-rounded, smarter kids c... |
84.28 |
1.0328 |
0.1507 |
356 |
1 |
84.28 |
2024-05-13 |
| 77. |
And his dad's smile faded just a bit - the prodigy could rea... |
84.25 |
1.0394 |
0.1437 |
313 |
1 |
84.25 |
2024-05-13 |
| 78. |
Can you feel the sunshine? Does it brighten up your day? Don... |
83.93 |
1.0840 |
0.0946 |
227 |
1 |
83.93 |
2022-10-07 |
| 79. |
It is one thing to write as poet and another to write as a h... |
83.90 |
1.0949 |
0.0832 |
302 |
1 |
83.90 |
2022-11-21 |
| 80. |
You know what I'd like to be? A cartoon of some kind. You kn... |
83.82 |
1.0334 |
0.1436 |
289 |
1 |
83.82 |
2023-02-07 |
| 81. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, to see how... |
83.77 |
1.0403 |
0.1360 |
193 |
1 |
83.77 |
2024-05-13 |
| 82. |
Poverty is a peculiar, insidious thing: a cause whose effect... |
83.75 |
0.9820 |
0.1940 |
198 |
1 |
83.75 |
2023-05-15 |
| 83. |
The human whose name is written in this note shall die. This... |
83.71 |
1.0785 |
0.0970 |
229 |
1 |
83.71 |
2023-10-18 |
| 84. |
You never read a book on psychology, Tippy. You didn't need ... |
83.68 |
0.9857 |
0.1894 |
265 |
1 |
83.68 |
2023-03-27 |
| 85. |
Unlike the other four senses located in the logical regions ... |
83.40 |
1.0346 |
0.1365 |
244 |
1 |
83.40 |
2024-05-12 |
| 86. |
When you meet the right person, you know it. You can't stop ... |
83.35 |
1.1096 |
0.0608 |
220 |
1 |
83.35 |
2022-10-07 |
| 87. |
As much money and life as you could want! The two things mos... |
83.25 |
1.0438 |
0.1252 |
198 |
1 |
83.25 |
2022-10-20 |
| 88. |
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are... |
82.79 |
0.9185 |
0.2441 |
199 |
1 |
82.79 |
2024-05-15 |
| 89. |
I will rain down silver and gold for you. I will shatter the... |
82.67 |
1.0558 |
0.1051 |
274 |
1 |
82.67 |
2023-01-03 |
| 90. |
Once you fall, Septimus repeated to himself, human nature is... |
82.40 |
0.9366 |
0.2205 |
229 |
1 |
82.40 |
2023-10-18 |
| 91. |
Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like m... |
82.34 |
1.0031 |
0.1531 |
170 |
1 |
82.34 |
2024-05-19 |
| 92. |
It is not difficult to wield a sword in one hand; the way to... |
82.33 |
1.0499 |
0.1062 |
194 |
1 |
82.33 |
2023-05-15 |
| 93. |
There was once a fish that lived in a pond. One day, he met ... |
81.85 |
0.9993 |
0.1501 |
345 |
1 |
81.85 |
2023-10-18 |
| 94. |
The problem is we don't notice the years pass, he thought. S... |
81.65 |
1.0699 |
0.0766 |
370 |
1 |
81.65 |
2022-10-15 |
| 95. |
Just thinking about her made him warm inside. No longer did ... |
81.55 |
1.0432 |
0.1019 |
414 |
1 |
81.55 |
2023-10-27 |
| 96. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
81.45 |
0.9684 |
0.1753 |
388 |
1 |
81.45 |
2023-02-10 |
| 97. |
I know there's something in the wake of your smile. I get a ... |
80.60 |
1.0651 |
0.0667 |
185 |
1 |
80.60 |
2022-10-17 |
| 98. |
If you are with the quality, or at a funeral, or trying to g... |
80.38 |
1.0253 |
0.1034 |
213 |
1 |
80.38 |
2023-02-07 |
| 99. |
The hottest day of the summer so far was drawing to a close ... |
79.99 |
0.9795 |
0.1437 |
644 |
1 |
79.99 |
2024-05-11 |
| 100. |
Lonely people tend, rather, to be lonely because they declin... |
79.89 |
1.0172 |
0.1046 |
179 |
1 |
79.89 |
2024-05-19 |
| 101. |
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a ... |
79.66 |
1.0158 |
0.1028 |
103 |
1 |
79.66 |
2024-05-14 |
| 102. |
She hangs her head and cries on my shirt. She must be hurt v... |
79.64 |
1.0111 |
0.1072 |
226 |
1 |
79.64 |
2023-02-09 |
| 103. |
So now I have to decide. Decide whether to let the world be ... |
79.62 |
1.0098 |
0.1082 |
209 |
1 |
79.62 |
2023-10-27 |
| 104. |
They burned the flag and they demonstrated against us; it's ... |
79.42 |
1.0407 |
0.0745 |
288 |
1 |
79.42 |
2022-10-07 |
| 105. |
In any new job there's always friction with your coworkers. ... |
79.29 |
1.0600 |
0.0534 |
280 |
1 |
79.29 |
2022-10-29 |
| 106. |
Try and hear me then I'm done cause I might just say this on... |
79.19 |
1.0711 |
0.0409 |
217 |
1 |
79.19 |
2023-03-15 |
| 107. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
79.07 |
0.9966 |
0.1137 |
259 |
1 |
79.07 |
2023-02-07 |
| 108. |
But in a solitary life, there are rare moments when another ... |
78.90 |
1.0142 |
0.0937 |
154 |
1 |
78.90 |
2022-12-27 |
| 109. |
As incredible as it may sound, once radio had been invented,... |
78.63 |
1.0359 |
0.0682 |
292 |
1 |
78.63 |
2022-10-13 |
| 110. |
We've learned that the balance of nutrients in cow's milk do... |
78.36 |
1.0093 |
0.0910 |
396 |
1 |
78.36 |
2023-01-02 |
| 111. |
Half the time she did things not simply, not for themselves;... |
78.35 |
1.0497 |
0.0505 |
166 |
1 |
78.35 |
2023-11-25 |
| 112. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
78.17 |
1.0034 |
0.0943 |
302 |
1 |
78.17 |
2023-05-15 |
| 113. |
I have a dream that one day the state of Alabama, whose gove... |
78.06 |
1.0473 |
0.0488 |
331 |
1 |
78.06 |
2023-01-22 |
| 114. |
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the ju... |
77.86 |
1.0459 |
0.0474 |
200 |
1 |
77.86 |
2024-05-13 |
| 115. |
Liquor dealers had to be where they could run into people wh... |
77.77 |
1.0329 |
0.0592 |
244 |
1 |
77.77 |
2023-01-01 |
| 116. |
Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will b... |
77.73 |
1.0444 |
0.0471 |
186 |
1 |
77.73 |
2022-05-28 |
| 117. |
I was working in the lab, late one night. When my eyes behel... |
77.63 |
0.9467 |
0.1434 |
278 |
1 |
77.63 |
2024-05-16 |
| 118. |
She was amazed Silveny had even let them get close enough to... |
77.56 |
0.9699 |
0.1192 |
155 |
1 |
77.56 |
2023-03-27 |
| 119. |
Who's coming to take it from me? Come on, look at me. No pla... |
77.48 |
1.0112 |
0.0768 |
436 |
1 |
77.48 |
2022-10-15 |
| 120. |
It's so warm and calm inside. I no longer have to hide. Ther... |
77.29 |
1.0329 |
0.0524 |
366 |
1 |
77.29 |
2023-02-07 |
| 121. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
77.24 |
0.9846 |
0.1000 |
281 |
1 |
77.24 |
2022-10-13 |
| 122. |
And the great owners, who must lose their land in an upheava... |
76.92 |
1.0376 |
0.0425 |
333 |
1 |
76.92 |
2022-10-29 |
| 123. |
To the extent that experience is the sum of our memories and... |
76.71 |
1.0882 |
-0.0110 |
191 |
1 |
76.71 |
2022-05-30 |
| 124. |
I remember the night you were charged with practicing iambic... |
76.60 |
1.0151 |
0.0605 |
90 |
1 |
76.60 |
2022-10-22 |
| 125. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
76.46 |
1.0167 |
0.0570 |
378 |
2 |
73.60 |
2023-01-01 |
| 126. |
Tonight I'm making deals with the devil, and I know it's gon... |
75.85 |
1.0673 |
-0.0022 |
118 |
1 |
75.85 |
2023-01-06 |
| 127. |
It was a long and gloomy night that gathered on me, haunted ... |
75.85 |
0.9603 |
0.1048 |
165 |
1 |
75.85 |
2024-09-23 |
| 128. |
Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you ... |
75.82 |
1.0423 |
0.0224 |
162 |
1 |
75.82 |
2022-05-28 |
| 129. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
75.61 |
1.0023 |
0.0594 |
211 |
1 |
75.61 |
2022-10-15 |
| 130. |
Got me thinking. I know what I love too. Family and friends.... |
75.30 |
1.0112 |
0.0462 |
155 |
1 |
75.30 |
2023-01-03 |
| 131. |
Historically, most wines contained less than 14 percent alco... |
75.18 |
0.9925 |
0.0632 |
247 |
1 |
75.18 |
2022-10-29 |
| 132. |
Says who? Just so you know, the people who talk that way thi... |
74.83 |
1.0378 |
0.0130 |
351 |
1 |
74.83 |
2023-01-01 |
| 133. |
Sometimes he awoke with a feeling of fragments afloat in his... |
74.42 |
1.0433 |
0.0017 |
172 |
1 |
74.42 |
2023-03-05 |
| 134. |
The idea behind each one was we took a film that we like and... |
72.80 |
1.0462 |
-0.0239 |
231 |
1 |
72.80 |
2022-09-29 |
| 135. |
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inabil... |
72.45 |
1.0407 |
-0.0233 |
240 |
1 |
72.45 |
2022-10-08 |
| 136. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered to see how ... |
71.96 |
0.9461 |
0.0644 |
193 |
1 |
71.96 |
2022-10-15 |
| 137. |
The gentleman cannot be appreciated in small things but is a... |
71.56 |
1.0578 |
-0.0529 |
174 |
1 |
71.56 |
2022-11-21 |
| 138. |
Here we go, off the rails, don't you know it's time to raise... |
71.45 |
1.0173 |
-0.0140 |
208 |
1 |
71.45 |
2022-10-07 |
| 139. |
The pathology of setting a deadline to the earliest articula... |
71.44 |
0.9785 |
0.0247 |
335 |
1 |
71.44 |
2022-10-07 |
| 140. |
What you are, and who you are should provide greater clarity... |
71.14 |
1.0211 |
-0.0221 |
286 |
1 |
71.14 |
2022-10-07 |
| 141. |
I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... |
71.05 |
0.9942 |
0.0035 |
483 |
1 |
71.05 |
2022-10-07 |
| 142. |
Come to me now and rest your head for just five minutes, eve... |
70.77 |
1.0010 |
-0.0072 |
195 |
1 |
70.77 |
2023-01-06 |
| 143. |
I've been thinking lots about my life and how quick I'd wash... |
70.63 |
0.8898 |
0.1020 |
158 |
1 |
70.63 |
2022-11-21 |
| 144. |
Let's go in the garden. You'll see something waiting, right ... |
69.96 |
1.0311 |
-0.0487 |
206 |
1 |
69.96 |
2022-09-29 |
| 145. |
Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod... |
69.93 |
1.0109 |
-0.0289 |
112 |
1 |
69.93 |
2022-05-29 |
| 146. |
With no map to navigate one's life, some of us have stood st... |
69.78 |
1.0169 |
-0.0370 |
346 |
1 |
69.78 |
2022-10-07 |
| 147. |
One day beneath the lemon tree, my love and I did lie. A gir... |
69.67 |
1.0413 |
-0.0630 |
234 |
1 |
69.67 |
2022-05-28 |
| 148. |
Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this i... |
69.43 |
0.9676 |
0.0074 |
442 |
1 |
69.43 |
2023-06-20 |
| 149. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
69.31 |
0.9426 |
0.0307 |
317 |
1 |
69.31 |
2022-10-07 |
| 150. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
68.90 |
0.9697 |
-0.0022 |
249 |
1 |
68.90 |
2022-10-07 |
| 151. |
You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy ... |
68.77 |
1.0197 |
-0.0540 |
150 |
1 |
68.77 |
2022-10-21 |
| 152. |
There are places I'll remember all my life, though some have... |
68.02 |
1.0694 |
-0.1142 |
211 |
1 |
68.02 |
2022-05-28 |
| 153. |
You think you're any different from me, or your friends, or ... |
67.99 |
1.0571 |
-0.1024 |
317 |
1 |
67.99 |
2022-10-15 |
| 154. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
67.54 |
1.0214 |
-0.0730 |
166 |
1 |
67.54 |
2023-01-02 |
| 155. |
Wherever you fly, you'll be best of the best. Wherever you g... |
66.84 |
0.9467 |
-0.0081 |
230 |
1 |
66.84 |
2023-07-13 |
| 156. |
Here we go, another night out. Waited all week just to get o... |
66.59 |
1.0322 |
-0.0971 |
195 |
2 |
52.39 |
2022-05-28 |
| 157. |
A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple a... |
66.06 |
1.0619 |
-0.1343 |
167 |
1 |
66.06 |
2022-05-28 |
| 158. |
There's enough to pass around, you don't gotta wait in line.... |
65.96 |
1.0499 |
-0.1237 |
212 |
1 |
65.96 |
2022-10-07 |
| 159. |
Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erro... |
65.61 |
0.8808 |
0.0405 |
145 |
1 |
65.61 |
2022-05-28 |
| 160. |
There is no physical separation after the slicing, so that e... |
65.56 |
1.0173 |
-0.0967 |
268 |
1 |
65.56 |
2022-11-21 |
| 161. |
Some people can read War and Peace and come away thinking it... |
65.44 |
0.9858 |
-0.0669 |
185 |
1 |
65.44 |
2022-05-28 |
| 162. |
Bad luck, I guess. It floats around. It's got to land on som... |
65.30 |
1.0023 |
-0.0853 |
189 |
1 |
65.30 |
2022-10-07 |
| 163. |
Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are ... |
65.06 |
0.9987 |
-0.0851 |
223 |
1 |
65.06 |
2022-10-15 |
| 164. |
I went to the police, like a good American. These two boys w... |
64.94 |
1.0008 |
-0.0889 |
160 |
1 |
64.94 |
2022-10-15 |
| 165. |
Throw your soul through every open door, count your blessing... |
64.91 |
1.0248 |
-0.1133 |
179 |
1 |
64.91 |
2022-05-28 |
| 166. |
Nature never appeals to intelligence until habit and instinc... |
64.44 |
1.0111 |
-0.1062 |
133 |
1 |
64.44 |
2022-05-28 |
| 167. |
If you can hear this, you're alone. The only thing left of m... |
64.31 |
1.0518 |
-0.1487 |
178 |
1 |
64.31 |
2022-03-15 |
| 168. |
I hope you will love your baby. I hope it will be a boy. Tha... |
64.21 |
0.9864 |
-0.0847 |
243 |
1 |
64.21 |
2022-05-28 |
| 169. |
After I finish, it's like the part of me that can't fall asl... |
64.08 |
1.0701 |
-0.1703 |
313 |
1 |
64.08 |
2022-05-28 |
| 170. |
The label doesn't mention that that rib-eye steak came from ... |
63.85 |
0.7731 |
0.1235 |
145 |
1 |
63.85 |
2022-11-21 |
| 171. |
Well, I can't recall one time in my life I've felt as lonely... |
62.80 |
1.0168 |
-0.1349 |
255 |
1 |
62.80 |
2022-05-31 |
| 172. |
Hey, Baby, you know it's funny. Even though I heard it so ma... |
62.47 |
1.0491 |
-0.1719 |
348 |
1 |
62.47 |
2022-05-29 |
| 173. |
For we are not as faithful to the being we have most loved a... |
62.23 |
1.0957 |
-0.2219 |
191 |
1 |
62.23 |
2022-05-28 |
| 174. |
Sometimes you concentrate more on racing the cars around you... |
61.64 |
1.0968 |
-0.2312 |
365 |
1 |
61.64 |
2022-05-28 |
| 175. |
You don't believe the story of the Great Pumpkin? I thought ... |
61.46 |
0.9851 |
-0.1221 |
173 |
1 |
61.46 |
2022-05-30 |
| 176. |
You say: I am not free. But I have raised and lowered my arm... |
61.03 |
0.9512 |
-0.0942 |
145 |
1 |
61.03 |
2022-09-29 |
| 177. |
All I do is talk a big game, and make myself sound like a bi... |
60.85 |
1.0304 |
-0.1759 |
224 |
1 |
60.85 |
2022-10-15 |
| 178. |
Grits and fried chicken won't disappear, but perhaps future ... |
60.37 |
0.8884 |
-0.0407 |
135 |
1 |
60.37 |
2022-11-21 |
| 179. |
In most cases, there is more to be gained by maximizing the ... |
59.87 |
1.0598 |
-0.2191 |
196 |
1 |
59.87 |
2022-03-18 |
| 180. |
Peripheral vision and the feel of the keyboard provide some ... |
59.43 |
1.0303 |
-0.1958 |
361 |
1 |
59.43 |
2022-05-28 |
| 181. |
Selling short is a way to make money if stock prices fall. I... |
58.79 |
1.0922 |
-0.2667 |
230 |
1 |
58.79 |
2022-05-28 |
| 182. |
There is no real going back. Though I may come to the Shire,... |
58.67 |
1.0539 |
-0.2300 |
203 |
1 |
58.67 |
2022-05-28 |
| 183. |
Well, a scavenger hunt is exactly like a treasure hunt, exce... |
58.62 |
1.0035 |
-0.1803 |
186 |
1 |
58.62 |
2022-05-30 |
| 184. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
58.57 |
1.0337 |
-0.2112 |
214 |
1 |
58.57 |
2022-05-28 |
| 185. |
The hills are alive with the sound of music, with songs they... |
58.39 |
1.1150 |
-0.2951 |
185 |
1 |
58.39 |
2022-03-15 |
| 186. |
Think of all the roads, think of all their crossings. Taking... |
57.95 |
1.0623 |
-0.2486 |
200 |
1 |
57.95 |
2022-05-30 |
| 187. |
He has a life, a real life here. One that keeps him grounded... |
57.68 |
1.0341 |
-0.2241 |
471 |
1 |
57.68 |
2022-05-28 |
| 188. |
On the page, punctuation performs its grammatical function, ... |
57.55 |
1.0368 |
-0.2287 |
154 |
1 |
57.55 |
2022-03-18 |
| 189. |
When I was a kid, you never saw radicchio in the produce sec... |
57.50 |
0.9790 |
-0.1716 |
311 |
1 |
57.50 |
2022-05-28 |
| 190. |
I want to be very small, and I want you to put me in your po... |
57.31 |
1.1222 |
-0.3174 |
161 |
1 |
57.31 |
2021-01-22 |
| 191. |
Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it migh... |
56.47 |
1.1522 |
-0.3592 |
202 |
1 |
56.47 |
2022-02-28 |
| 192. |
A straight line is said to have been cut in extreme and mean... |
55.92 |
1.0843 |
-0.2991 |
150 |
2 |
51.97 |
2022-03-16 |
| 193. |
I can always tell when you're lying. I also know that you ca... |
55.92 |
1.0147 |
-0.2295 |
249 |
2 |
44.99 |
2022-03-15 |
| 194. |
I know I'm supposed to help you, but I can't. Instead of bei... |
55.68 |
0.9753 |
-0.1934 |
145 |
1 |
55.68 |
2022-05-28 |
| 195. |
What a lamentable thing it is that men should blame the gods... |
54.46 |
1.0927 |
-0.3280 |
198 |
1 |
54.46 |
2022-02-28 |
| 196. |
To be, or not to be: that is the question: whether 'tis nobl... |
53.81 |
0.9875 |
-0.2319 |
198 |
1 |
53.81 |
2022-03-18 |
| 197. |
All the times that I've cried, keeping all the things I knew... |
53.03 |
1.0472 |
-0.3025 |
229 |
1 |
53.03 |
2022-05-28 |
| 198. |
We can experience nothing but the present moment, live in no... |
52.88 |
1.0798 |
-0.3372 |
148 |
1 |
52.88 |
2022-02-28 |
| 199. |
If you push someone too hard in one direction, they're just ... |
52.86 |
1.0437 |
-0.3014 |
115 |
1 |
52.86 |
2022-02-28 |
| 200. |
Look, I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he ... |
52.80 |
1.0204 |
-0.2790 |
309 |
1 |
52.80 |
2022-03-15 |
| 201. |
One scientist I met recently told me he reckoned that the av... |
52.65 |
0.9247 |
-0.1854 |
253 |
1 |
52.65 |
2022-03-15 |
| 202. |
And remember also that in fighting against man we must not c... |
52.35 |
1.0221 |
-0.2870 |
138 |
1 |
52.35 |
2022-03-16 |
| 203. |
The truth is... I think that we should stay, and if - and if... |
52.08 |
1.0449 |
-0.3136 |
326 |
1 |
52.08 |
2022-03-18 |
| 204. |
I find myself so furious at all these people that I am in co... |
51.84 |
1.0904 |
-0.3625 |
162 |
1 |
51.84 |
2022-03-01 |
| 205. |
That'll be a dispute to the end of time, Mr. Brown: whether ... |
51.70 |
0.9967 |
-0.2707 |
155 |
1 |
51.70 |
2022-02-28 |
| 206. |
But I believe in true love, you know? I don't believe that e... |
50.86 |
1.0676 |
-0.3534 |
213 |
1 |
50.86 |
2022-03-14 |
| 207. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
50.73 |
1.0496 |
-0.3372 |
314 |
1 |
50.73 |
2022-03-16 |
| 208. |
You know a dream is like a river ever changing as it flows a... |
50.54 |
1.0791 |
-0.3694 |
259 |
1 |
50.54 |
2021-03-19 |
| 209. |
On the day that you were born the angels got together and de... |
50.41 |
1.0582 |
-0.3503 |
179 |
1 |
50.41 |
2022-03-15 |
| 210. |
Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, lik... |
50.26 |
0.8941 |
-0.1883 |
216 |
1 |
50.26 |
2022-03-14 |
| 211. |
I don't know that I brood. I just occasionally take time out... |
50.02 |
0.9710 |
-0.2686 |
132 |
1 |
50.02 |
2022-03-16 |
| 212. |
Though my story's seldom told, I have squandered my resistan... |
49.99 |
0.9591 |
-0.2571 |
194 |
1 |
49.99 |
2022-05-28 |
| 213. |
When I look up at the night sky, and I know that, yes, we ar... |
49.74 |
1.0246 |
-0.3261 |
359 |
1 |
49.74 |
2022-03-16 |
| 214. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
48.54 |
1.0029 |
-0.3213 |
209 |
1 |
48.54 |
2022-03-01 |
| 215. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
48.54 |
1.0483 |
-0.3667 |
227 |
1 |
48.54 |
2022-03-18 |
| 216. |
I open up the paper. There's a story of an actor who had die... |
48.26 |
1.0214 |
-0.3437 |
213 |
2 |
44.74 |
2022-03-14 |
| 217. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
48.03 |
0.9756 |
-0.3012 |
229 |
1 |
48.03 |
2022-03-18 |
| 218. |
Heaven did not seem to be my home; and I broke my heart with... |
47.97 |
1.0457 |
-0.3721 |
235 |
1 |
47.97 |
2022-03-15 |
| 219. |
Swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to carry me home. I loo... |
46.84 |
1.0185 |
-0.3608 |
240 |
1 |
46.84 |
2022-03-01 |
| 220. |
What I really lived for were those evenings when you were al... |
46.83 |
1.0708 |
-0.4132 |
199 |
1 |
46.83 |
2021-01-22 |
| 221. |
For one who contradicts emptiness there would be nothing tha... |
46.71 |
1.0064 |
-0.3505 |
143 |
1 |
46.71 |
2022-02-28 |
| 222. |
You truly love each other and so you might have been truly h... |
46.09 |
1.0405 |
-0.3933 |
216 |
1 |
46.09 |
2021-03-18 |
| 223. |
More than half of our neighbors believe that the entire cosm... |
45.91 |
0.9647 |
-0.3200 |
179 |
1 |
45.91 |
2022-03-14 |
| 224. |
Now, men, in conclusion, I would like to say that, in the tw... |
45.90 |
1.0509 |
-0.4064 |
311 |
1 |
45.90 |
2021-01-18 |
| 225. |
There's a love that's divine and it's yours and it's mine. L... |
45.49 |
1.0068 |
-0.3680 |
137 |
1 |
45.49 |
2022-02-28 |
| 226. |
We all love a good story. We all love a tantalizing mystery.... |
45.40 |
1.0111 |
-0.3736 |
282 |
1 |
45.40 |
2022-02-28 |
| 227. |
Directories contain elements that describe objects in the wo... |
45.02 |
0.9852 |
-0.3530 |
216 |
1 |
45.02 |
2022-03-16 |
| 228. |
The invention of the wheel represented a major turning point... |
44.26 |
0.8773 |
-0.2558 |
205 |
1 |
44.26 |
2022-02-28 |
| 229. |
Most people believe that reality is truth and appearances ar... |
43.18 |
1.0083 |
-0.4020 |
269 |
1 |
43.18 |
2021-03-19 |
| 230. |
Messes of men in farmer poverty; not much for monks but we p... |
42.99 |
0.9768 |
-0.3731 |
274 |
1 |
42.99 |
2021-01-22 |
| 231. |
I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round... |
42.90 |
1.0147 |
-0.4123 |
160 |
1 |
42.90 |
2022-03-02 |
| 232. |
Around midafternoon, the snow thinned into sleet, and some u... |
42.01 |
0.9904 |
-0.4005 |
203 |
1 |
42.01 |
2021-01-22 |
| 233. |
This combinatory play seems to be the essential feature in p... |
41.97 |
1.0604 |
-0.4710 |
206 |
1 |
41.97 |
2022-03-01 |
| 234. |
Late into the night I write and the pages of my notebook swe... |
41.39 |
1.0932 |
-0.5120 |
192 |
1 |
41.39 |
2022-02-28 |
| 235. |
He told me this whole story about when a Jew is on the show ... |
41.38 |
1.0312 |
-0.4501 |
172 |
1 |
41.38 |
2021-01-22 |
| 236. |
If I touch a burning candle, I can feel no pain. In the ice ... |
41.12 |
1.0590 |
-0.4816 |
300 |
1 |
41.12 |
2022-02-28 |
| 237. |
I've heard there was a secret chord that David played, and i... |
41.09 |
0.9912 |
-0.4142 |
237 |
1 |
41.09 |
2022-03-18 |
| 238. |
Still, we will let all this be a thing of the past, though i... |
40.82 |
1.0414 |
-0.4682 |
216 |
1 |
40.82 |
2022-02-28 |
| 239. |
Do not act as if you were going to live ten thousand years. ... |
40.37 |
0.9801 |
-0.4132 |
133 |
1 |
40.37 |
2022-02-28 |
| 240. |
I just told you the truth. I told you the truth the first ti... |
40.10 |
1.0709 |
-0.5078 |
204 |
1 |
40.10 |
2021-01-18 |
| 241. |
I'll be the number two guy here in about six weeks. How? Nam... |
38.92 |
0.9596 |
-0.4131 |
205 |
1 |
38.92 |
2022-02-28 |
| 242. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
38.82 |
0.9164 |
-0.3713 |
305 |
1 |
38.82 |
2021-01-22 |
| 243. |
We may climb into the thin and cold realm of pure geometry a... |
38.13 |
0.9871 |
-0.4517 |
209 |
1 |
38.13 |
2021-01-18 |
| 244. |
Under the lights when everything goes. Nowhere to hide when ... |
37.97 |
1.0686 |
-0.5354 |
119 |
1 |
37.97 |
2022-02-28 |
| 245. |
When a man's an empty kettle, he should be on his mettle, an... |
37.28 |
0.9865 |
-0.4630 |
159 |
1 |
37.28 |
2021-01-22 |
| 246. |
He's not afraid of losing. He's afraid of losing your love. ... |
34.51 |
0.9943 |
-0.5097 |
163 |
1 |
34.51 |
2022-03-01 |
| 247. |
Power is a lot like real estate. It's all about location, lo... |
33.28 |
1.0007 |
-0.5334 |
143 |
1 |
33.28 |
2022-02-28 |
| 248. |
History is written by the victor. History is filled with lia... |
32.62 |
1.0209 |
-0.5628 |
237 |
1 |
32.62 |
2022-02-28 |
| 249. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
31.68 |
0.9286 |
-0.4837 |
194 |
1 |
31.68 |
2021-01-18 |
| 250. |
They typically had very rosy views about their own futures, ... |
30.85 |
1.0271 |
-0.5939 |
250 |
1 |
30.85 |
2022-02-28 |
| 251. |
He's not asking me to make a choice. He's telling me to take... |
30.41 |
1.0486 |
-0.6216 |
235 |
1 |
30.41 |
2022-02-28 |
| 252. |
Days can be sunny, with never a sigh, don't need what money ... |
29.33 |
0.9965 |
-0.5846 |
235 |
1 |
29.33 |
2021-03-18 |
| 253. |
What's the use you learning to do right when it's troublesom... |
28.53 |
1.1038 |
-0.7032 |
139 |
1 |
28.53 |
2021-01-18 |
| 254. |
Why would you pay for a cover band when you got the real dea... |
27.96 |
0.9630 |
-0.5704 |
79 |
1 |
27.96 |
2022-02-28 |
| 255. |
People won't be people when you hear this sound, that's been... |
24.20 |
1.0533 |
-0.7135 |
242 |
1 |
24.20 |
2021-01-18 |