| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
109.25 |
1.1016 |
0.1791 |
233 |
1 |
109.25 |
2013-03-11 |
| 2. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
107.28 |
1.0555 |
0.2037 |
363 |
4 |
97.63 |
2013-03-11 |
| 3. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
105.85 |
1.0389 |
0.2037 |
318 |
1 |
105.85 |
2012-11-24 |
| 4. |
Yet the web of thought has no such creases and is more like ... |
104.58 |
0.9786 |
0.2465 |
235 |
3 |
88.16 |
2013-02-15 |
| 5. |
Remembering you running soft through the night. You were big... |
103.77 |
1.0863 |
0.1646 |
210 |
4 |
91.03 |
2014-06-26 |
| 6. |
Sometimes you concentrate more on racing the cars around you... |
101.84 |
1.0968 |
0.1339 |
365 |
1 |
101.84 |
2012-10-09 |
| 7. |
When we conceive of the sweetest being ever, we are conceivi... |
100.85 |
1.1014 |
0.1178 |
273 |
3 |
95.05 |
2012-12-22 |
| 8. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
100.27 |
0.9691 |
0.2050 |
223 |
1 |
100.27 |
2012-12-04 |
| 9. |
After removal from the oven, the pizza is sliced and plated ... |
100.00 |
1.0320 |
0.1767 |
293 |
2 |
90.60 |
2013-03-31 |
| 10. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
99.45 |
1.0131 |
0.1480 |
225 |
4 |
92.57 |
2012-10-29 |
| 11. |
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, t... |
98.59 |
1.0767 |
0.0758 |
212 |
3 |
88.07 |
2014-06-26 |
| 12. |
And I don't believe in the existence of angels but looking a... |
98.12 |
1.0774 |
0.1011 |
304 |
2 |
94.77 |
2013-02-26 |
| 13. |
Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... |
97.63 |
1.0463 |
0.0924 |
182 |
1 |
97.63 |
2013-03-08 |
| 14. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
97.48 |
1.0138 |
0.1273 |
231 |
1 |
97.48 |
2012-10-09 |
| 15. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
97.47 |
1.0666 |
0.0752 |
297 |
2 |
83.27 |
2012-12-03 |
| 16. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
96.94 |
1.0252 |
0.1034 |
176 |
2 |
89.77 |
2012-10-30 |
| 17. |
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... |
96.76 |
0.9786 |
0.1493 |
193 |
2 |
87.27 |
2013-03-08 |
| 18. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
96.40 |
1.0289 |
0.1044 |
276 |
1 |
96.40 |
2011-11-04 |
| 19. |
I remember when we used to sit in the government yard in Tre... |
95.80 |
0.9965 |
0.1258 |
277 |
3 |
90.08 |
2011-10-20 |
| 20. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
95.56 |
1.0567 |
0.0630 |
303 |
1 |
95.56 |
2012-12-07 |
| 21. |
It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes ... |
95.56 |
1.0297 |
0.0879 |
249 |
1 |
95.56 |
2011-08-26 |
| 22. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
95.55 |
1.0787 |
0.0384 |
237 |
1 |
95.55 |
2011-09-11 |
| 23. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
95.17 |
1.0396 |
0.0674 |
149 |
2 |
83.13 |
2012-11-20 |
| 24. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
94.93 |
1.0788 |
0.0269 |
171 |
1 |
94.93 |
2011-09-05 |
| 25. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
94.75 |
1.0023 |
0.1050 |
211 |
2 |
87.84 |
2013-03-10 |
| 26. |
Having endured the racial turmoil of the Civil Rights Moveme... |
94.00 |
0.9651 |
0.1712 |
389 |
3 |
79.15 |
2012-09-19 |
| 27. |
The pickpockets' profession demands extraordinary nimbleness... |
93.73 |
0.9567 |
0.1828 |
184 |
2 |
88.07 |
2011-11-20 |
| 28. |
Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the k... |
93.69 |
1.0391 |
0.0635 |
358 |
2 |
91.13 |
2013-03-11 |
| 29. |
And when he rode past I seen he was carryin' fire in a horn ... |
93.60 |
1.0602 |
0.0394 |
389 |
2 |
93.18 |
2013-03-08 |
| 30. |
This planet has, or rather had, a problem, which was this: m... |
93.56 |
1.0477 |
0.0497 |
360 |
2 |
89.45 |
2013-02-27 |
| 31. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
93.35 |
0.9286 |
0.1629 |
194 |
1 |
93.35 |
2012-11-24 |
| 32. |
How do I live without the ones I love? Time still turns the ... |
93.32 |
1.0381 |
0.0433 |
170 |
1 |
93.32 |
2013-03-08 |
| 33. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
93.31 |
0.9646 |
0.1267 |
264 |
2 |
87.92 |
2013-02-26 |
| 34. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
93.20 |
0.9865 |
0.1055 |
276 |
2 |
92.73 |
2012-12-07 |
| 35. |
The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... |
92.62 |
0.9619 |
0.1277 |
393 |
4 |
82.78 |
2016-05-05 |
| 36. |
Unlike the other four senses located in the logical regions ... |
92.44 |
1.0346 |
0.0890 |
244 |
2 |
85.99 |
2013-02-26 |
| 37. |
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... |
92.32 |
0.9811 |
0.1020 |
272 |
2 |
83.84 |
2012-12-22 |
| 38. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
91.95 |
0.8975 |
0.1791 |
268 |
1 |
91.95 |
2011-10-27 |
| 39. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
91.89 |
0.9936 |
0.0816 |
311 |
3 |
85.05 |
2012-12-22 |
| 40. |
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... |
91.76 |
0.9734 |
0.1005 |
289 |
1 |
91.76 |
2011-11-03 |
| 41. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
91.71 |
0.9426 |
0.1338 |
317 |
2 |
88.36 |
2014-06-26 |
| 42. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
91.67 |
0.9578 |
0.1148 |
281 |
2 |
87.30 |
2013-03-08 |
| 43. |
Although his voice was also broken by uncertainty and his ha... |
91.61 |
1.1162 |
-0.0029 |
189 |
2 |
90.00 |
2013-02-15 |
| 44. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
91.57 |
0.9852 |
0.0867 |
264 |
2 |
88.07 |
2012-12-04 |
| 45. |
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something differe... |
91.25 |
0.9863 |
0.0857 |
339 |
2 |
80.31 |
2013-02-27 |
| 46. |
And though my journeys did take me to a great many states, a... |
91.24 |
0.9994 |
0.0991 |
269 |
2 |
89.26 |
2012-12-07 |
| 47. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
90.88 |
1.0417 |
0.0190 |
253 |
4 |
86.18 |
2013-03-11 |
| 48. |
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fu... |
90.65 |
0.9964 |
0.0642 |
203 |
1 |
90.65 |
2013-03-11 |
| 49. |
Your face has fallen sad now, for you know the time is nigh.... |
90.58 |
1.0917 |
-0.0084 |
243 |
2 |
88.13 |
2011-10-27 |
| 50. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
90.38 |
0.9278 |
0.1323 |
295 |
3 |
80.91 |
2013-02-26 |
| 51. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
90.36 |
1.0515 |
0.0037 |
250 |
1 |
90.36 |
2011-11-22 |
| 52. |
We go waiting for the stars to come showering down. From Mos... |
90.36 |
1.0379 |
0.0541 |
245 |
1 |
90.36 |
2011-11-03 |
| 53. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
90.15 |
1.0389 |
0.0183 |
340 |
2 |
82.00 |
2013-02-15 |
| 54. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
90.13 |
1.0613 |
-0.0012 |
456 |
1 |
90.13 |
2013-03-08 |
| 55. |
My friend, I shall be pedagogic, and say you ought to start ... |
90.01 |
1.0125 |
0.0381 |
224 |
2 |
87.09 |
2013-03-11 |
| 56. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
89.72 |
1.0099 |
0.0366 |
207 |
1 |
89.72 |
2011-10-27 |
| 57. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
89.67 |
1.0068 |
0.0456 |
358 |
3 |
85.04 |
2012-12-07 |
| 58. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
89.66 |
1.0498 |
-0.0057 |
180 |
3 |
86.77 |
2011-10-17 |
| 59. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
89.61 |
0.9833 |
0.0667 |
355 |
2 |
86.28 |
2013-03-11 |
| 60. |
Too often writers believe that they can emphasize words by p... |
89.56 |
1.0073 |
0.0487 |
369 |
1 |
89.56 |
2012-12-07 |
| 61. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
89.39 |
1.0331 |
0.0104 |
234 |
1 |
89.39 |
2012-12-07 |
| 62. |
Ultimately, this is not about solving your problems. It's ab... |
89.26 |
1.0604 |
0.0171 |
260 |
1 |
89.26 |
2011-11-22 |
| 63. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
89.23 |
1.0316 |
0.0162 |
333 |
1 |
89.23 |
2013-01-15 |
| 64. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
89.04 |
1.0214 |
0.0150 |
166 |
2 |
78.67 |
2013-03-08 |
| 65. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
88.90 |
1.0596 |
-0.0220 |
239 |
2 |
88.49 |
2013-03-01 |
| 66. |
He started running, up and up, until he hurled himself into ... |
88.73 |
1.0172 |
0.0557 |
341 |
1 |
88.73 |
2012-09-19 |
| 67. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
88.52 |
1.0444 |
-0.0155 |
197 |
1 |
88.52 |
2011-10-27 |
| 68. |
You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens... |
88.49 |
0.9640 |
0.1009 |
334 |
1 |
88.49 |
2013-02-26 |
| 69. |
I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little... |
88.47 |
1.0972 |
-0.0329 |
251 |
1 |
88.47 |
2012-12-07 |
| 70. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
88.44 |
1.0993 |
-0.0667 |
265 |
2 |
88.32 |
2013-03-11 |
| 71. |
Imagine this: Here we are, a plane full of grown human being... |
88.34 |
0.9631 |
0.1215 |
345 |
1 |
88.34 |
2011-10-17 |
| 72. |
By studying the cooling of pizza in the gravity free environ... |
88.33 |
0.9726 |
0.0537 |
154 |
1 |
88.33 |
2011-08-26 |
| 73. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
88.22 |
0.9684 |
0.0660 |
388 |
1 |
88.22 |
2012-12-22 |
| 74. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
88.21 |
0.9843 |
0.0424 |
234 |
3 |
78.95 |
2012-10-09 |
| 75. |
Many people limit themselves to leading boring, dull lives b... |
88.06 |
1.0944 |
-0.0198 |
308 |
1 |
88.06 |
2013-02-26 |
| 76. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
88.01 |
1.0829 |
-0.0521 |
288 |
2 |
85.79 |
2013-02-15 |
| 77. |
I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... |
88.01 |
0.9942 |
0.0439 |
483 |
1 |
88.01 |
2013-01-15 |
| 78. |
It's a blue savanna song: somewhere cross the desert, someti... |
87.97 |
1.0211 |
0.0384 |
213 |
1 |
87.97 |
2012-11-10 |
| 79. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
87.93 |
0.9289 |
0.0972 |
204 |
3 |
77.29 |
2013-03-08 |
| 80. |
Once you get into the processed foods you have to be a fairl... |
87.83 |
1.0531 |
0.0123 |
272 |
1 |
87.83 |
2011-10-17 |
| 81. |
The term "barbarian" was created by the Greeks; it was origi... |
87.75 |
0.9509 |
0.1137 |
225 |
2 |
81.03 |
2012-08-28 |
| 82. |
Right, I am going to tell you how this works. You're going i... |
87.67 |
1.0482 |
0.0013 |
487 |
1 |
87.67 |
2011-11-20 |
| 83. |
A giant inverted steel pyramid is perfectly balanced on its ... |
87.62 |
0.9893 |
0.0355 |
323 |
2 |
79.21 |
2012-12-03 |
| 84. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
87.46 |
0.9202 |
0.1025 |
254 |
1 |
87.46 |
2013-03-08 |
| 85. |
I know that the idea of raising well-rounded, smarter kids c... |
87.37 |
1.0328 |
0.0278 |
356 |
2 |
81.16 |
2013-03-31 |
| 86. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
87.35 |
1.0063 |
0.0154 |
371 |
2 |
86.17 |
2013-02-26 |
| 87. |
We might begin by asking why the pregnant man image has been... |
87.30 |
0.9359 |
0.1247 |
353 |
3 |
83.92 |
2013-02-26 |
| 88. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
87.17 |
1.0429 |
-0.0250 |
259 |
1 |
87.17 |
2012-10-09 |
| 89. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
87.03 |
0.9763 |
0.0410 |
289 |
1 |
87.03 |
2013-02-26 |
| 90. |
And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable chann... |
86.93 |
0.9125 |
0.1060 |
308 |
2 |
83.35 |
2013-03-08 |
| 91. |
I sincerely believe that if women study male lessons on conc... |
86.84 |
0.9485 |
0.0696 |
291 |
4 |
81.57 |
2013-03-11 |
| 92. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
86.69 |
0.9798 |
0.0284 |
199 |
1 |
86.69 |
2011-08-26 |
| 93. |
The basic concept is simple: a satellite in geosynchronous o... |
86.65 |
0.9665 |
0.0961 |
326 |
1 |
86.65 |
2012-10-09 |
| 94. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
86.64 |
0.9500 |
0.0652 |
362 |
1 |
86.64 |
2013-02-15 |
| 95. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
86.61 |
0.9514 |
0.0617 |
237 |
2 |
84.70 |
2013-03-11 |
| 96. |
Geometry sets out from certain conceptions such as "plane," ... |
86.51 |
0.9097 |
0.1439 |
464 |
2 |
82.93 |
2011-11-20 |
| 97. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
86.44 |
0.9966 |
0.0138 |
259 |
1 |
86.44 |
2011-11-20 |
| 98. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
86.40 |
1.0120 |
-0.0024 |
290 |
3 |
83.94 |
2013-01-15 |
| 99. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
86.33 |
1.0885 |
-0.0756 |
315 |
2 |
83.40 |
2012-12-22 |
| 100. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
86.21 |
0.9632 |
0.0512 |
392 |
1 |
86.21 |
2011-10-20 |
| 101. |
The goal of the true seeker is to become a sage, or superior... |
86.00 |
1.0358 |
0.0117 |
349 |
1 |
86.00 |
2011-08-28 |
| 102. |
We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all... |
85.96 |
0.9851 |
0.0226 |
317 |
2 |
84.85 |
2013-03-08 |
| 103. |
But if in efficient causes it is possible to go on to infini... |
85.95 |
1.0441 |
0.0025 |
316 |
2 |
80.56 |
2011-09-14 |
| 104. |
However, let us leave aside the philosophical, social, and e... |
85.86 |
0.9569 |
0.0745 |
410 |
1 |
85.86 |
2013-03-08 |
| 105. |
When the light of life has gone, no change for the meter. Th... |
85.71 |
1.0725 |
-0.0447 |
233 |
1 |
85.71 |
2012-12-03 |
| 106. |
I laugh at the whole notion of "Mr. Right" and you should to... |
85.55 |
0.8845 |
0.1158 |
273 |
1 |
85.55 |
2012-09-03 |
| 107. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
85.48 |
1.0352 |
-0.0324 |
341 |
2 |
81.77 |
2012-12-07 |
| 108. |
Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Trian... |
85.31 |
0.9672 |
0.0369 |
396 |
3 |
83.89 |
2013-03-31 |
| 109. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
85.28 |
1.0218 |
-0.0276 |
268 |
1 |
85.28 |
2013-02-27 |
| 110. |
I can already hear your tune calling me across the room. Whe... |
85.28 |
1.0630 |
-0.0324 |
397 |
1 |
85.28 |
2013-02-26 |
| 111. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
85.26 |
0.9884 |
0.0080 |
233 |
2 |
82.60 |
2013-03-11 |
| 112. |
He was rough around the edges. He'd been to school, but neve... |
85.19 |
1.0314 |
0.0038 |
452 |
2 |
85.15 |
2013-02-27 |
| 113. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
85.19 |
1.0337 |
-0.0384 |
214 |
2 |
76.29 |
2012-12-12 |
| 114. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
85.06 |
0.9682 |
0.0247 |
143 |
2 |
80.95 |
2013-03-08 |
| 115. |
A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were worki... |
85.01 |
0.9831 |
0.0188 |
469 |
1 |
85.01 |
2012-12-07 |
| 116. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
84.93 |
0.9941 |
-0.0035 |
217 |
1 |
84.93 |
2011-11-04 |
| 117. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
84.86 |
1.0034 |
-0.0126 |
302 |
2 |
77.67 |
2014-06-26 |
| 118. |
The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... |
84.75 |
1.0340 |
-0.0379 |
406 |
1 |
84.75 |
2011-09-05 |
| 119. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
84.65 |
1.0013 |
-0.0127 |
273 |
3 |
79.63 |
2012-12-03 |
| 120. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
84.63 |
0.9731 |
0.0036 |
129 |
2 |
76.53 |
2013-03-08 |
| 121. |
But no matter how effective the lesson was, I never really u... |
84.61 |
1.0943 |
-0.0726 |
206 |
1 |
84.61 |
2013-02-26 |
| 122. |
Historian James C. Cobb has described southern identity as "... |
84.53 |
0.9176 |
0.1043 |
267 |
1 |
84.53 |
2012-11-18 |
| 123. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
84.51 |
0.9636 |
0.0240 |
254 |
1 |
84.51 |
2013-03-31 |
| 124. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
84.46 |
1.0385 |
-0.0529 |
230 |
1 |
84.46 |
2011-10-27 |
| 125. |
Everything we hold dear likewise resolves into its original ... |
84.43 |
1.0177 |
0.0077 |
392 |
1 |
84.43 |
2011-11-04 |
| 126. |
First of all, you must be comfortable, otherwise it will be ... |
84.41 |
0.9831 |
0.0003 |
222 |
1 |
84.41 |
2012-08-28 |
| 127. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
84.35 |
1.0352 |
-0.0465 |
341 |
1 |
84.35 |
2011-08-26 |
| 128. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
84.31 |
0.9293 |
0.0575 |
355 |
3 |
77.73 |
2013-03-08 |
| 129. |
Never give up, no matter how far behind you are, no matter h... |
84.01 |
1.0667 |
-0.0456 |
406 |
1 |
84.01 |
2012-12-07 |
| 130. |
Look and think as far ahead as possible. Often, a driver's n... |
83.84 |
1.0555 |
-0.0453 |
323 |
2 |
79.82 |
2013-03-11 |
| 131. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
83.80 |
0.9986 |
-0.0184 |
283 |
1 |
83.80 |
2011-11-04 |
| 132. |
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... |
83.78 |
0.9841 |
-0.0007 |
334 |
1 |
83.78 |
2013-02-26 |
| 133. |
Imagine for a moment if we once again knew these few unremar... |
83.75 |
1.0662 |
-0.0492 |
407 |
1 |
83.75 |
2011-11-23 |
| 134. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
83.74 |
1.0261 |
-0.0494 |
273 |
1 |
83.74 |
2011-11-03 |
| 135. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
83.74 |
0.9597 |
0.0231 |
347 |
1 |
83.74 |
2011-08-29 |
| 136. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
83.73 |
1.0454 |
-0.0697 |
255 |
2 |
82.07 |
2011-11-23 |
| 137. |
Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing ... |
83.67 |
0.9365 |
0.0430 |
248 |
1 |
83.67 |
2013-03-10 |
| 138. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
83.30 |
1.0368 |
-0.0625 |
276 |
1 |
83.30 |
2011-10-17 |
| 139. |
To some, the rules of etiquette may seem outdated, stuffy an... |
83.30 |
0.9922 |
0.0225 |
341 |
2 |
80.34 |
2013-03-08 |
| 140. |
Padre, these are subtleties! We are not concerned with motiv... |
83.27 |
0.9398 |
0.0430 |
419 |
2 |
81.60 |
2011-10-20 |
| 141. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
82.89 |
1.0565 |
-0.0907 |
247 |
2 |
81.42 |
2011-10-20 |
| 142. |
I've flown seven million miles. And I've been waiting on peo... |
82.83 |
1.0058 |
-0.0144 |
411 |
1 |
82.83 |
2011-09-14 |
| 143. |
So it's all come back round to breaking apart again. Breakin... |
82.83 |
1.0885 |
-0.0855 |
341 |
1 |
82.83 |
2013-02-15 |
| 144. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
82.77 |
0.9649 |
0.0016 |
193 |
1 |
82.77 |
2013-03-08 |
| 145. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
82.72 |
1.0496 |
-0.0836 |
314 |
1 |
82.72 |
2013-02-26 |
| 146. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
82.55 |
1.0441 |
-0.0781 |
252 |
2 |
82.12 |
2013-02-15 |
| 147. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
82.52 |
1.0711 |
-0.1120 |
213 |
1 |
82.52 |
2011-08-29 |
| 148. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
82.42 |
1.0004 |
-0.0434 |
212 |
1 |
82.42 |
2013-02-26 |
| 149. |
Aztec rule was based upon a system of tribute and fear over ... |
82.25 |
0.9572 |
0.0470 |
376 |
1 |
82.25 |
2012-12-04 |
| 150. |
Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bath... |
82.19 |
1.0232 |
-0.0271 |
236 |
2 |
81.04 |
2011-10-27 |
| 151. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
82.18 |
0.9844 |
-0.0190 |
293 |
3 |
77.40 |
2013-02-15 |
| 152. |
There are men who possess a peculiarly strong visual memory,... |
82.05 |
0.9916 |
0.0099 |
282 |
1 |
82.05 |
2011-10-20 |
| 153. |
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... |
82.04 |
0.8852 |
0.0759 |
201 |
1 |
82.04 |
2012-11-20 |
| 154. |
The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up lab... |
81.91 |
0.9508 |
0.0399 |
384 |
1 |
81.91 |
2012-11-24 |
| 155. |
The result has been the emergence of what some call the "win... |
81.90 |
0.9049 |
0.0577 |
351 |
2 |
80.68 |
2013-02-27 |
| 156. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
81.74 |
0.9965 |
-0.0460 |
168 |
1 |
81.74 |
2011-10-13 |
| 157. |
You ask Raymond what he does for a living and he says, "I br... |
81.70 |
1.0264 |
-0.0316 |
422 |
1 |
81.70 |
2011-08-26 |
| 158. |
Historically, most wines contained less than 14 percent alco... |
81.59 |
0.9925 |
-0.0022 |
247 |
1 |
81.59 |
2011-11-04 |
| 159. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, the walkin... |
81.37 |
1.0574 |
-0.0786 |
205 |
1 |
81.37 |
2012-12-03 |
| 160. |
Around midafternoon, the snow thinned into sleet, and some u... |
81.30 |
0.9904 |
-0.0001 |
203 |
3 |
79.62 |
2013-02-26 |
| 161. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
81.18 |
1.0483 |
-0.1030 |
227 |
2 |
81.16 |
2012-11-10 |
| 162. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
81.15 |
1.0487 |
-0.1056 |
231 |
1 |
81.15 |
2011-09-22 |
| 163. |
The theory of music emphasizes the elements from which music... |
81.02 |
1.0117 |
-0.0204 |
297 |
1 |
81.02 |
2011-09-01 |
| 164. |
The great edifice of variety and choice that is an American ... |
80.85 |
1.0083 |
-0.0194 |
273 |
1 |
80.85 |
2011-07-26 |
| 165. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
80.84 |
1.0251 |
-0.0826 |
261 |
1 |
80.84 |
2011-11-23 |
| 166. |
Glancing through the 1977 Atlanta Yellow Pages reveals a cit... |
80.61 |
0.9023 |
0.0825 |
231 |
2 |
78.39 |
2013-02-27 |
| 167. |
We live in a charmed world. If we have money we can buy lite... |
80.55 |
1.0125 |
-0.0334 |
413 |
1 |
80.55 |
2012-09-03 |
| 168. |
Finally, gentlemen, there are people with an hereditary anim... |
80.54 |
0.9383 |
0.0243 |
471 |
1 |
80.54 |
2012-12-07 |
| 169. |
The creation ends in South Georgia, at the very edge of the ... |
80.51 |
0.9997 |
-0.0553 |
382 |
1 |
80.51 |
2012-09-03 |
| 170. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
80.34 |
1.0201 |
-0.0809 |
303 |
1 |
80.34 |
2013-03-08 |
| 171. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
80.29 |
1.0165 |
-0.0746 |
392 |
1 |
80.29 |
2012-12-22 |
| 172. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
80.09 |
0.9339 |
0.0001 |
310 |
2 |
77.48 |
2013-02-27 |
| 173. |
From compositional considerations the tomato layer would be ... |
80.02 |
1.0375 |
-0.0569 |
200 |
1 |
80.02 |
2012-10-06 |
| 174. |
The evidence in the standard history of Qwerty versus Dvorak... |
79.79 |
0.9088 |
0.0284 |
348 |
1 |
79.79 |
2012-09-19 |
| 175. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
79.63 |
0.9710 |
-0.0472 |
173 |
1 |
79.63 |
2011-10-27 |
| 176. |
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit. And the ... |
79.46 |
1.0679 |
-0.1198 |
177 |
1 |
79.46 |
2011-10-17 |
| 177. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
79.27 |
0.9894 |
-0.0590 |
323 |
2 |
76.59 |
2013-02-15 |
| 178. |
Samatha is a state in which the mind is brought to rest, foc... |
79.12 |
1.0673 |
-0.1015 |
230 |
1 |
79.12 |
2012-09-19 |
| 179. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
78.99 |
1.0062 |
-0.0839 |
288 |
1 |
78.99 |
2013-02-26 |
| 180. |
Mac knew the score even if Aunt Ella didn't. Shot through th... |
78.87 |
0.9905 |
-0.0377 |
337 |
1 |
78.87 |
2011-08-28 |
| 181. |
In general, many of these targets are easier marks if you ar... |
78.87 |
1.0088 |
-0.0489 |
396 |
1 |
78.87 |
2013-02-15 |
| 182. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
78.86 |
1.0263 |
-0.1064 |
267 |
1 |
78.86 |
2012-08-23 |
| 183. |
There was a stage and a PA up in western Massachusetts and t... |
78.68 |
1.0141 |
-0.0589 |
304 |
1 |
78.68 |
2012-10-29 |
| 184. |
Today, computers have taken this ancient art out of the craf... |
78.32 |
1.0232 |
-0.0627 |
350 |
1 |
78.32 |
2011-11-23 |
| 185. |
Paper as we know it today was invented in China in around 10... |
78.31 |
1.0031 |
-0.0552 |
304 |
1 |
78.31 |
2013-02-15 |
| 186. |
The truth of the matter is that there are a lot of available... |
78.24 |
1.0343 |
-0.0835 |
242 |
1 |
78.24 |
2012-12-07 |
| 187. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
78.10 |
0.8553 |
0.0519 |
174 |
2 |
74.13 |
2012-09-03 |
| 188. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
78.03 |
0.9429 |
-0.0302 |
287 |
1 |
78.03 |
2013-03-08 |
| 189. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
77.99 |
0.8878 |
0.0227 |
346 |
1 |
77.99 |
2012-10-30 |
| 190. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
77.76 |
1.0124 |
-0.1070 |
204 |
1 |
77.76 |
2013-02-15 |
| 191. |
Prior to the 1970's, because the United States had long been... |
77.67 |
0.8753 |
0.0411 |
427 |
2 |
75.18 |
2012-12-07 |
| 192. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
77.53 |
0.9330 |
-0.0210 |
360 |
2 |
76.53 |
2012-10-29 |
| 193. |
With the coming of Dean Moriarty began the part of my life y... |
77.50 |
1.0189 |
-0.1109 |
337 |
1 |
77.50 |
2011-10-20 |
| 194. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
77.33 |
0.9697 |
-0.0669 |
249 |
1 |
77.33 |
2012-01-31 |
| 195. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
77.04 |
1.0025 |
-0.1034 |
256 |
1 |
77.04 |
2012-11-24 |
| 196. |
Because most of the 150,000 tons of gold ever mined is still... |
77.00 |
0.9303 |
-0.0384 |
176 |
1 |
77.00 |
2012-09-19 |
| 197. |
We may climb into the thin and cold realm of pure geometry a... |
76.71 |
0.9871 |
-0.0553 |
209 |
1 |
76.71 |
2011-10-27 |
| 198. |
With no map to navigate one's life, some of us have stood st... |
76.69 |
1.0169 |
-0.0827 |
346 |
1 |
76.69 |
2011-10-20 |
| 199. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
76.65 |
0.9622 |
-0.0608 |
392 |
1 |
76.65 |
2012-12-22 |
| 200. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
76.32 |
0.9570 |
-0.0643 |
287 |
1 |
76.32 |
2013-03-14 |
| 201. |
To drive out of the Central Valley of California on a hot da... |
76.13 |
0.9566 |
-0.0450 |
576 |
1 |
76.13 |
2011-10-20 |
| 202. |
Always do your best - your best is going to change from mome... |
75.87 |
1.0038 |
-0.0879 |
237 |
2 |
68.59 |
2012-12-03 |
| 203. |
I don't believe in an interventionist God, but I know, darli... |
75.72 |
1.0677 |
-0.1535 |
284 |
1 |
75.72 |
2012-12-07 |
| 204. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
75.59 |
1.0053 |
-0.1250 |
232 |
1 |
75.59 |
2011-10-20 |
| 205. |
When she returns to the forum page, her post is there. It is... |
74.91 |
1.0547 |
-0.1457 |
257 |
1 |
74.91 |
2011-08-28 |
| 206. |
All Ninja are men of peace, and must always remain so or los... |
74.90 |
0.9583 |
-0.0405 |
341 |
1 |
74.90 |
2011-11-23 |
| 207. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
74.87 |
1.0462 |
-0.1784 |
184 |
1 |
74.87 |
2012-10-09 |
| 208. |
It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... |
74.79 |
0.8722 |
0.0038 |
285 |
1 |
74.79 |
2012-12-07 |
| 209. |
In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba ... |
74.24 |
0.8947 |
-0.0233 |
366 |
2 |
70.30 |
2013-02-15 |
| 210. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
74.15 |
0.9780 |
-0.1118 |
337 |
1 |
74.15 |
2013-03-08 |
| 211. |
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy a... |
74.04 |
0.8996 |
-0.0412 |
192 |
1 |
74.04 |
2011-10-13 |
| 212. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
73.92 |
0.9769 |
-0.1162 |
263 |
1 |
73.92 |
2012-10-30 |
| 213. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
73.81 |
0.9946 |
-0.1334 |
246 |
1 |
73.81 |
2013-02-26 |
| 214. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
73.65 |
1.0714 |
-0.2212 |
129 |
1 |
73.65 |
2012-08-23 |
| 215. |
Your inner child will be happy to know that when it comes to... |
73.55 |
1.0288 |
-0.1382 |
300 |
1 |
73.55 |
2012-12-03 |
| 216. |
Some have a positive vocation for breaking open safes: from ... |
73.51 |
0.9670 |
-0.0672 |
307 |
1 |
73.51 |
2012-09-19 |
| 217. |
With forty-six Chinese, fourteen Japanese, eighteen Mexican,... |
72.93 |
0.7805 |
0.0657 |
154 |
1 |
72.93 |
2013-02-15 |
| 218. |
Stab a sorry heart with your favorite finger. Paint the whol... |
72.78 |
1.0270 |
-0.1421 |
255 |
1 |
72.78 |
2011-07-26 |
| 219. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
72.51 |
0.9612 |
-0.1153 |
256 |
1 |
72.51 |
2011-10-13 |
| 220. |
Since the 1980s virtually all the sodas and most of the frui... |
72.24 |
0.9881 |
-0.1046 |
424 |
2 |
72.10 |
2013-02-26 |
| 221. |
She looked terrific. I said to myself, "Maybe she's going to... |
71.61 |
0.9120 |
-0.0433 |
436 |
1 |
71.61 |
2012-12-22 |
| 222. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
71.53 |
0.9758 |
-0.1409 |
314 |
1 |
71.53 |
2013-02-15 |
| 223. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
71.52 |
0.9907 |
-0.1579 |
211 |
1 |
71.52 |
2011-10-20 |
| 224. |
The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p... |
71.48 |
0.8770 |
-0.0402 |
300 |
1 |
71.48 |
2011-10-13 |
| 225. |
You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of te... |
71.27 |
1.0240 |
-0.1959 |
256 |
1 |
71.27 |
2012-12-03 |
| 226. |
After the grapes are crushed, yeasts (tiny one-celled organi... |
70.71 |
0.9673 |
-0.1037 |
232 |
1 |
70.71 |
2012-01-31 |
| 227. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
69.31 |
0.9430 |
-0.1423 |
211 |
1 |
69.31 |
2012-10-09 |
| 228. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
69.01 |
0.9991 |
-0.1941 |
225 |
1 |
69.01 |
2011-10-20 |
| 229. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
67.28 |
0.9376 |
-0.1483 |
367 |
1 |
67.28 |
2012-12-22 |
| 230. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
67.10 |
0.8595 |
-0.0755 |
242 |
1 |
67.10 |
2013-02-15 |
| 231. |
It is greatly to America's advantage that it is a congenial ... |
66.29 |
0.9266 |
-0.1546 |
267 |
1 |
66.29 |
2011-10-20 |
| 232. |
So, I'm tending bar there at Ecklund & Swedlin's last Tuesda... |
64.98 |
0.8467 |
-0.0655 |
343 |
1 |
64.98 |
2011-08-28 |
| 233. |
A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. ... |
64.42 |
1.0387 |
-0.2568 |
239 |
1 |
64.42 |
2012-12-22 |
| 234. |
Typing competitions provided another test of the Qwerty keyb... |
64.02 |
0.9557 |
-0.2040 |
331 |
1 |
64.02 |
2013-02-15 |
| 235. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
61.65 |
0.9601 |
-0.2381 |
308 |
1 |
61.65 |
2012-10-30 |
| 236. |
In 1873 the Sholes & Glidden Type Writer became the first to... |
61.21 |
0.9074 |
-0.1890 |
396 |
1 |
61.21 |
2011-10-20 |
| 237. |
They knew they were privileged to have these choices, but th... |
59.75 |
1.0042 |
-0.2678 |
352 |
1 |
59.75 |
2013-03-14 |