| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
It is one thing to write as poet and another to write as a h... |
125.78 |
1.0949 |
0.3407 |
302 |
2 |
114.62 |
2023-05-01 |
| 2. |
Don't bother trying to explain your emotions. Live everythin... |
124.66 |
1.0086 |
0.4136 |
240 |
1 |
124.66 |
2024-08-09 |
| 3. |
You know that I am called the Count because I really love to... |
124.09 |
1.0268 |
0.3883 |
268 |
1 |
124.09 |
2023-05-01 |
| 4. |
All I'm asking is that you do the minimal amount of work in ... |
120.16 |
1.0758 |
0.2945 |
218 |
1 |
120.16 |
2021-01-15 |
| 5. |
In a way fighting was just like using magic. You said the wo... |
117.60 |
1.0648 |
0.2760 |
237 |
1 |
117.60 |
2023-05-01 |
| 6. |
You think cooking is a cute job, huh? Like mommy in the kitc... |
115.61 |
1.0159 |
0.3030 |
356 |
1 |
115.61 |
2023-05-04 |
| 7. |
Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and figh... |
115.13 |
1.0733 |
0.2405 |
218 |
1 |
115.13 |
2023-05-01 |
| 8. |
Being comfortable in the car is critical. If you're not comf... |
115.04 |
0.9911 |
0.3202 |
212 |
1 |
115.04 |
2020-08-31 |
| 9. |
Throw your soul through every open door, count your blessing... |
114.68 |
1.0248 |
0.2830 |
179 |
1 |
114.68 |
2024-08-09 |
| 10. |
It's an incredible sensation. You have to be very quiet. Tak... |
112.43 |
1.0460 |
0.2366 |
206 |
1 |
112.43 |
2023-05-01 |
| 11. |
The alternative is unconsciousness, the default setting, the... |
110.47 |
0.9930 |
0.2639 |
141 |
1 |
110.47 |
2019-08-25 |
| 12. |
It is vitally important for us to keep engaging with the wor... |
109.78 |
1.0341 |
0.2176 |
245 |
1 |
109.78 |
2023-05-01 |
| 13. |
It's sometimes quite astonishing that a single, average life... |
109.43 |
1.0347 |
0.2132 |
162 |
1 |
109.43 |
2018-04-20 |
| 14. |
Silence fell between them, as tangible as the dark tree shad... |
108.60 |
1.0389 |
0.2002 |
199 |
1 |
108.60 |
2019-08-01 |
| 15. |
Do you have life insurance, Phil? Because if you do, you cou... |
108.15 |
0.9463 |
0.2869 |
210 |
1 |
108.15 |
2019-07-31 |
| 16. |
You are what you are and you are where you are because of wh... |
108.14 |
1.1823 |
0.0508 |
178 |
1 |
108.14 |
2021-11-12 |
| 17. |
He is in great fear, not knowing what mighty one may suddenl... |
107.90 |
1.0612 |
0.1693 |
359 |
1 |
107.90 |
2021-06-03 |
| 18. |
Maybe I will never be all the things that I wanna be. Now is... |
107.90 |
1.1051 |
0.1249 |
177 |
1 |
107.90 |
2023-05-01 |
| 19. |
I like them, I like them! I liked them first! Before I even ... |
107.39 |
0.9672 |
0.2575 |
177 |
1 |
107.39 |
2021-11-12 |
| 20. |
Wake up princess, I'm tired of your useless ideals. It's got... |
107.35 |
1.0340 |
0.1881 |
220 |
1 |
107.35 |
2023-05-01 |
| 21. |
I can't perform under pressure. That's why I never play anyt... |
107.13 |
1.0092 |
0.2129 |
261 |
1 |
107.13 |
2024-08-09 |
| 22. |
The idea behind each one was we took a film that we like and... |
106.96 |
1.0462 |
0.1744 |
231 |
1 |
106.96 |
2019-10-11 |
| 23. |
Perhaps I'm just projecting my own concern about it. I know ... |
106.85 |
1.0196 |
0.1994 |
227 |
1 |
106.85 |
2023-05-04 |
| 24. |
All the times that I've cried, keeping all the things I knew... |
106.73 |
1.0472 |
0.1699 |
229 |
1 |
106.73 |
2021-11-12 |
| 25. |
One more turn and I'll settle the score. A rubber fire screa... |
106.61 |
1.0700 |
0.1450 |
156 |
1 |
106.61 |
2019-07-28 |
| 26. |
Once in a lifetime there comes a motion picture which change... |
105.07 |
1.0520 |
0.1470 |
214 |
1 |
105.07 |
2023-05-01 |
| 27. |
But in a solitary life, there are rare moments when another ... |
104.89 |
1.0142 |
0.1776 |
154 |
1 |
104.89 |
2023-05-01 |
| 28. |
I'm not very good at this, out, being in public. But I felt ... |
104.06 |
1.0774 |
0.1092 |
219 |
1 |
104.06 |
2018-04-20 |
| 29. |
And let's remember that science isn't a game of chess, altho... |
103.99 |
1.0591 |
0.1276 |
202 |
1 |
103.99 |
2017-02-22 |
| 30. |
OK, let me get something straight: this is a journal, not a ... |
103.93 |
0.9951 |
0.1907 |
299 |
1 |
103.93 |
2024-08-09 |
| 31. |
But if in efficient causes it is possible to go on to infini... |
103.53 |
1.0441 |
0.1505 |
316 |
1 |
103.53 |
2023-05-04 |
| 32. |
Somebody said you got a new friend. But does she love you be... |
103.28 |
1.0080 |
0.1696 |
227 |
1 |
103.28 |
2024-04-06 |
| 33. |
A father may have a child who is ugly and lacking in all the... |
103.01 |
1.1015 |
0.0738 |
283 |
2 |
98.32 |
2019-09-18 |
| 34. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
102.91 |
1.0165 |
0.1562 |
392 |
1 |
102.91 |
2023-05-01 |
| 35. |
The more things change, the more they stay the same. I'm not... |
102.69 |
0.9720 |
0.1992 |
460 |
1 |
102.69 |
2018-05-30 |
| 36. |
You can tell me that your dog ran away then tell me that it ... |
102.48 |
1.0282 |
0.1398 |
273 |
1 |
102.48 |
2020-08-31 |
| 37. |
The problem is we don't notice the years pass, he thought. S... |
102.36 |
1.0699 |
0.0965 |
370 |
1 |
102.36 |
2023-05-01 |
| 38. |
The rain fell slow, down on all the roofs of uncertainty. I ... |
102.32 |
1.0467 |
0.1197 |
204 |
1 |
102.32 |
2019-03-13 |
| 39. |
Where it began, I can't begin to know, but then I know it's ... |
102.07 |
1.0254 |
0.1382 |
163 |
1 |
102.07 |
2019-07-31 |
| 40. |
There'll always be the argument that video games are meant t... |
101.98 |
1.0304 |
0.1326 |
378 |
1 |
101.98 |
2023-05-01 |
| 41. |
Voldemort himself created his worst enemy, just as tyrants e... |
101.88 |
0.9474 |
0.2145 |
266 |
1 |
101.88 |
2018-09-26 |
| 42. |
When I look up at the night sky, and I know that, yes, we ar... |
101.85 |
1.0246 |
0.1370 |
359 |
1 |
101.85 |
2019-06-14 |
| 43. |
I only lose my fear when I run. I won't lose a tear when I r... |
101.03 |
1.0715 |
0.0806 |
131 |
1 |
101.03 |
2023-05-04 |
| 44. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
100.71 |
0.8919 |
0.2559 |
205 |
1 |
100.71 |
2023-05-01 |
| 45. |
He spoke and rose to full height, sword in air, then cleft t... |
100.60 |
0.9926 |
0.1549 |
378 |
1 |
100.60 |
2018-08-24 |
| 46. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, to see how... |
100.55 |
1.0403 |
0.1129 |
193 |
1 |
100.55 |
2017-03-17 |
| 47. |
I was pulled this way and that for longer than I can remembe... |
100.34 |
1.0609 |
0.0834 |
345 |
1 |
100.34 |
2018-09-26 |
| 48. |
For so many years I lived in constant terror of myself. Doub... |
100.31 |
0.9422 |
0.2023 |
402 |
1 |
100.31 |
2019-11-20 |
| 49. |
After water, protein is the most plentiful substance in our ... |
99.89 |
0.9761 |
0.1636 |
227 |
1 |
99.89 |
2018-10-30 |
| 50. |
You are too generous to trifle with me. If your feelings are... |
99.52 |
1.0489 |
0.0864 |
217 |
1 |
99.52 |
2019-07-28 |
| 51. |
You know what nobody's mentioned? Is that this is supposed t... |
99.44 |
1.0016 |
0.1322 |
176 |
1 |
99.44 |
2023-05-04 |
| 52. |
The rising heat from multiple fires, caused by the heat flas... |
99.39 |
0.9698 |
0.1638 |
291 |
2 |
94.34 |
2019-07-27 |
| 53. |
Lying here in the darkness I hear the sirens wail. Somebody'... |
99.28 |
0.9733 |
0.1586 |
215 |
1 |
99.28 |
2018-01-13 |
| 54. |
Love is a command, not just a feeling. Somehow, in the roman... |
99.16 |
1.0516 |
0.0792 |
270 |
1 |
99.16 |
2017-02-14 |
| 55. |
He married out of love a woman out of legend. Not in Alexand... |
98.38 |
0.9358 |
0.1862 |
228 |
1 |
98.38 |
2019-08-01 |
| 56. |
What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all do... |
98.38 |
1.0677 |
0.0543 |
239 |
1 |
98.38 |
2019-09-09 |
| 57. |
No, that is what I'm trying to tell you. He is still a child... |
98.24 |
1.0493 |
0.0710 |
306 |
1 |
98.24 |
2023-05-01 |
| 58. |
Vinny: "It's a four ton truck, Tyrone, it's not as though it... |
98.11 |
0.7621 |
0.3562 |
250 |
1 |
98.11 |
2023-05-01 |
| 59. |
Meet me in the crowd, people. Throw your love around, love m... |
97.95 |
0.9618 |
0.1550 |
156 |
1 |
97.95 |
2018-11-06 |
| 60. |
We imagine that when we are thrown out of our usual ruts all... |
97.95 |
1.0967 |
0.0198 |
194 |
1 |
97.95 |
2018-08-24 |
| 61. |
The first notes on the clarinet are simply a rising scale, b... |
97.66 |
0.9567 |
0.1573 |
212 |
1 |
97.66 |
2018-04-11 |
| 62. |
Erdos knows about more problems than anybody else, and he no... |
97.65 |
1.0293 |
0.0849 |
484 |
1 |
97.65 |
2019-04-18 |
| 63. |
The number one challenge I've seen with myself and with othe... |
97.20 |
1.0117 |
0.0969 |
239 |
1 |
97.20 |
2020-02-10 |
| 64. |
There are usually three types of people I deal with when sel... |
96.91 |
1.0105 |
0.0950 |
348 |
2 |
92.24 |
2019-10-20 |
| 65. |
My people, my people, what can I say; say what I can. I saw ... |
96.89 |
0.8813 |
0.2236 |
170 |
1 |
96.89 |
2019-10-03 |
| 66. |
He's better at this than I've ever been at anything in my li... |
96.77 |
1.0320 |
0.0709 |
228 |
2 |
94.12 |
2019-02-11 |
| 67. |
In one small part of space, the war continues. In war, there... |
96.74 |
1.0035 |
0.0995 |
368 |
1 |
96.74 |
2022-07-15 |
| 68. |
I know I should be angry. I should be furious. What a way to... |
96.68 |
1.0395 |
0.0625 |
195 |
1 |
96.68 |
2018-04-20 |
| 69. |
You ponce in here, expecting to be handwaited on hand and fo... |
96.47 |
0.9671 |
0.1327 |
298 |
1 |
96.47 |
2018-01-13 |
| 70. |
All Ninja are men of peace, and must always remain so or los... |
96.30 |
0.9583 |
0.1541 |
341 |
1 |
96.30 |
2019-07-28 |
| 71. |
Writing is hard work. A clear sentence is no accident. Very ... |
96.16 |
1.0323 |
0.0646 |
224 |
1 |
96.16 |
2017-02-22 |
| 72. |
For instance, a black hole as light as a small asteroid woul... |
95.86 |
0.9555 |
0.1380 |
209 |
1 |
95.86 |
2024-08-27 |
| 73. |
Above all, don't lie to yourself. The man who lies to himsel... |
95.76 |
1.0595 |
0.0323 |
263 |
1 |
95.76 |
2018-08-24 |
| 74. |
Without a queen the locust swarm turned the ground to black.... |
95.55 |
1.0165 |
0.0724 |
265 |
1 |
95.55 |
2019-07-31 |
| 75. |
Doreen had intuition. Everything she said was like a secret ... |
95.06 |
0.8758 |
0.2038 |
104 |
1 |
95.06 |
2021-11-12 |
| 76. |
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now, ... |
94.93 |
1.0396 |
0.0424 |
212 |
1 |
94.93 |
2018-11-29 |
| 77. |
Covert intelligence involves a lot of waiting around. Any me... |
94.93 |
0.9666 |
0.1159 |
428 |
1 |
94.93 |
2018-09-26 |
| 78. |
Reading is not a natural process; the habits necessary for e... |
94.57 |
1.0207 |
0.0582 |
218 |
1 |
94.57 |
2019-02-11 |
| 79. |
My mind is open so wide since you came inside, I feel so ali... |
94.54 |
1.0213 |
0.0572 |
174 |
1 |
94.54 |
2017-02-24 |
| 80. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
94.53 |
0.9649 |
0.1122 |
193 |
2 |
91.02 |
2021-10-28 |
| 81. |
Radiation could be precisely determined, in principle, if we... |
93.76 |
0.9709 |
0.1095 |
397 |
1 |
93.76 |
2018-04-20 |
| 82. |
I mind how once we lay such a transparent summer morning, ho... |
93.36 |
0.9605 |
0.1038 |
292 |
1 |
93.36 |
2017-04-09 |
| 83. |
We may never know who killed Paige. But this isn't about you... |
93.14 |
1.0164 |
0.0451 |
447 |
1 |
93.14 |
2018-11-29 |
| 84. |
She would not say of anyone in the world now that they were ... |
92.28 |
1.0333 |
0.0192 |
408 |
1 |
92.28 |
2019-07-28 |
| 85. |
I've flown seven million miles. And I've been waiting on peo... |
92.11 |
1.0058 |
0.0484 |
411 |
1 |
92.11 |
2019-07-31 |
| 86. |
My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a sma... |
91.94 |
0.9522 |
0.0963 |
302 |
1 |
91.94 |
2019-02-20 |
| 87. |
Much of my life had been devoted to trying not to cry in fro... |
91.93 |
1.0508 |
-0.0018 |
522 |
2 |
84.79 |
2017-08-25 |
| 88. |
Here we go, off the rails, don't you know it's time to raise... |
91.17 |
1.0173 |
0.0218 |
208 |
1 |
91.17 |
2018-09-07 |
| 89. |
What I want you to be - I don't mean physically but morally,... |
91.15 |
1.0007 |
0.0392 |
389 |
1 |
91.15 |
2017-04-09 |
| 90. |
If I had known you were going to come straight up to my offi... |
91.15 |
1.0114 |
0.0254 |
120 |
1 |
91.15 |
2019-10-20 |
| 91. |
I did my best, it wasn't much. I couldn't feel, so I tried t... |
91.13 |
0.9871 |
0.0595 |
227 |
1 |
91.13 |
2018-05-30 |
| 92. |
Listen to the watch. The way it's ticking synchronizes with ... |
91.02 |
0.9462 |
0.0917 |
253 |
1 |
91.02 |
2018-04-20 |
| 93. |
I refuse to give up! I refuse to get bored! I refuse to thro... |
90.83 |
0.8947 |
0.1408 |
165 |
1 |
90.83 |
2018-04-11 |
| 94. |
Man, don't tell me how good I was. I just got away with it b... |
90.69 |
1.0654 |
-0.0315 |
158 |
1 |
90.69 |
2017-04-09 |
| 95. |
Sometimes you never feel meaner than the moment you stop bei... |
90.61 |
1.1053 |
-0.0722 |
284 |
1 |
90.61 |
2018-11-12 |
| 96. |
Around midafternoon, the snow thinned into sleet, and some u... |
90.44 |
0.9904 |
0.0572 |
203 |
1 |
90.44 |
2021-11-12 |
| 97. |
The following year, I left home to live in the school dormit... |
90.39 |
0.9806 |
0.0499 |
278 |
1 |
90.39 |
2017-08-30 |
| 98. |
I mean I look at a piano, I see a bunch of keys, three pedal... |
90.04 |
0.9075 |
0.1189 |
244 |
1 |
90.04 |
2019-08-19 |
| 99. |
Never give up, no matter how far behind you are, no matter h... |
90.00 |
1.0667 |
-0.0299 |
406 |
1 |
90.00 |
2017-02-22 |
| 100. |
The day is made up of 24 hours and an infinite number of mom... |
89.96 |
1.0529 |
-0.0266 |
200 |
1 |
89.96 |
2017-02-19 |
| 101. |
Now the years are rolling by me. They are rocking evenly. An... |
89.85 |
1.0077 |
0.0164 |
261 |
1 |
89.85 |
2017-04-09 |
| 102. |
Well, you and I have different management styles. I believe ... |
89.69 |
0.9220 |
0.1008 |
216 |
1 |
89.69 |
2018-11-28 |
| 103. |
I'm a cop - I'm good at reading people - so I know I can tru... |
88.56 |
0.9516 |
0.0580 |
281 |
1 |
88.56 |
2017-08-21 |
| 104. |
When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what ... |
88.51 |
1.0290 |
-0.0199 |
258 |
1 |
88.51 |
2018-08-14 |
| 105. |
See, that's the kind of thing I'm hoping to avoid. So when m... |
88.36 |
1.0578 |
-0.0502 |
215 |
1 |
88.36 |
2017-08-21 |
| 106. |
I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout i... |
88.33 |
1.0824 |
-0.0755 |
300 |
1 |
88.33 |
2017-02-14 |
| 107. |
Maybe I'm not so different from everyone else after all. It'... |
88.31 |
1.0326 |
-0.0259 |
249 |
1 |
88.31 |
2017-08-21 |
| 108. |
Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... |
88.08 |
1.0463 |
-0.0435 |
182 |
1 |
88.08 |
2017-03-01 |
| 109. |
A vision I had in my sleep last night - as distinguished fro... |
87.99 |
0.9451 |
0.0582 |
563 |
1 |
87.99 |
2017-08-30 |
| 110. |
He used often to say there was only one Road; that it was li... |
87.96 |
0.9157 |
0.0872 |
335 |
1 |
87.96 |
2019-09-19 |
| 111. |
What you gonna do with your man there? You're always gonna h... |
87.81 |
1.0272 |
-0.0168 |
329 |
1 |
87.81 |
2017-04-09 |
| 112. |
If he stayed at home and carried on with his normal life he ... |
87.70 |
1.1217 |
-0.1221 |
169 |
1 |
87.70 |
2017-02-08 |
| 113. |
Although some men who were easy with their words said that i... |
87.65 |
1.0729 |
-0.0732 |
195 |
1 |
87.65 |
2017-02-24 |
| 114. |
What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all do... |
87.51 |
1.0394 |
-0.0425 |
239 |
1 |
87.51 |
2018-11-29 |
| 115. |
You think the dead we loved ever truly leave us? You think t... |
87.39 |
1.0378 |
-0.0416 |
223 |
1 |
87.39 |
2021-11-12 |
| 116. |
Achieving top performance in a programming contest or any ot... |
87.16 |
0.9914 |
0.0028 |
258 |
1 |
87.16 |
2017-03-15 |
| 117. |
Hah, well, yeah, but I don't think you're gonna fit through ... |
86.97 |
0.9488 |
0.0426 |
201 |
1 |
86.97 |
2019-08-01 |
| 118. |
The view that machines cannot give rise to surprises is due,... |
86.88 |
0.9558 |
0.0355 |
554 |
1 |
86.88 |
2018-04-27 |
| 119. |
I think human beings must have faith or must look for faith,... |
86.79 |
1.0515 |
-0.0622 |
279 |
1 |
86.79 |
2017-02-01 |
| 120. |
No offence, but NASA spends fifteen years, hundreds of milli... |
86.62 |
0.9778 |
0.0101 |
191 |
1 |
86.62 |
2018-11-06 |
| 121. |
You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world, but y... |
86.51 |
1.1478 |
-0.1620 |
97 |
1 |
86.51 |
2021-10-13 |
| 122. |
Fools rush in where wise men never go, but wise men never fa... |
86.47 |
1.0736 |
-0.0886 |
178 |
1 |
86.47 |
2018-01-13 |
| 123. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
86.37 |
1.0033 |
-0.0200 |
189 |
1 |
86.37 |
2017-02-14 |
| 124. |
The sooner your kids appreciate the value of work, the more ... |
86.25 |
1.0669 |
-0.0714 |
286 |
1 |
86.25 |
2017-02-24 |
| 125. |
My son, from whence this madness, this neglect of my command... |
86.24 |
0.9702 |
0.0130 |
171 |
1 |
86.24 |
2017-02-08 |
| 126. |
Remembering you running soft through the night. You were big... |
86.24 |
1.0863 |
-0.0903 |
210 |
1 |
86.24 |
2017-02-01 |
| 127. |
Advertising is based on one thing: happiness. And you know w... |
86.02 |
0.9679 |
0.0126 |
255 |
1 |
86.02 |
2018-04-20 |
| 128. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
85.88 |
1.0201 |
-0.0422 |
303 |
1 |
85.88 |
2017-02-22 |
| 129. |
So tonight, sweet dreams, and sleep tight. I've been trying ... |
85.84 |
1.0414 |
-0.0627 |
216 |
1 |
85.84 |
2018-04-23 |
| 130. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
84.81 |
1.0534 |
-0.0876 |
357 |
1 |
84.81 |
2019-08-19 |
| 131. |
For string theory to make sense, the universe should have ni... |
84.75 |
1.0775 |
-0.1113 |
134 |
1 |
84.75 |
2017-08-21 |
| 132. |
I'm not proud, I was wrong and the truth is hard to take. I ... |
84.74 |
1.0025 |
-0.0368 |
211 |
1 |
84.74 |
2019-02-13 |
| 133. |
Historian James C. Cobb has described southern identity as "... |
84.55 |
0.9176 |
0.0573 |
267 |
1 |
84.55 |
2019-07-28 |
| 134. |
Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait, I'... |
84.38 |
0.9255 |
0.0360 |
206 |
1 |
84.38 |
2018-04-11 |
| 135. |
And he told us of his life in the land of submarines. |
84.36 |
1.1621 |
-0.2001 |
53 |
1 |
84.36 |
2017-02-14 |
| 136. |
For a moment the last sunshine fell with romantic affection ... |
84.35 |
0.9907 |
-0.0290 |
260 |
1 |
84.35 |
2017-04-09 |
| 137. |
I was watching a television program before with a kind of ro... |
84.10 |
0.9567 |
0.0022 |
384 |
1 |
84.10 |
2019-09-23 |
| 138. |
Ever had the urge to dig around in your neighbor's trash? Ew... |
83.73 |
0.9253 |
0.0289 |
255 |
1 |
83.73 |
2019-07-28 |
| 139. |
For a time, pink was preferred for boys, because it was "a d... |
83.72 |
0.8533 |
0.1017 |
331 |
1 |
83.72 |
2019-06-14 |
| 140. |
They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro... |
82.98 |
1.0795 |
-0.1212 |
226 |
1 |
82.98 |
2017-02-08 |
| 141. |
Unjust laws exist: shall we be content to obey them, or shal... |
82.91 |
0.9674 |
-0.0219 |
482 |
1 |
82.91 |
2017-08-25 |
| 142. |
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity ... |
82.84 |
0.9062 |
0.0392 |
575 |
1 |
82.84 |
2018-11-28 |
| 143. |
I just hope you're lying next to somebody who knows how to l... |
82.81 |
1.0737 |
-0.1306 |
241 |
1 |
82.81 |
2017-03-17 |
| 144. |
Baby, what's it gonna hurt if they don't know, makin' everyb... |
82.63 |
1.0194 |
-0.0772 |
267 |
1 |
82.63 |
2017-03-15 |
| 145. |
Your inner child will be happy to know that when it comes to... |
82.62 |
1.0288 |
-0.0754 |
300 |
1 |
82.62 |
2017-04-27 |
| 146. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
82.50 |
0.9758 |
-0.0364 |
314 |
1 |
82.50 |
2017-02-08 |
| 147. |
Corn is what feeds the steer that becomes the steak. Corn fe... |
82.33 |
1.0008 |
-0.0495 |
473 |
1 |
82.33 |
2017-08-21 |
| 148. |
It's so warm and calm inside. I no longer have to hide. Ther... |
82.05 |
1.0329 |
-0.0983 |
366 |
1 |
82.05 |
2018-01-13 |
| 149. |
Of course. Some circus owners are colossally rich, with hous... |
81.96 |
0.9317 |
0.0030 |
148 |
1 |
81.96 |
2018-08-24 |
| 150. |
I noticed your band is on the roster for the dance auditions... |
81.91 |
0.9165 |
0.0174 |
230 |
1 |
81.91 |
2018-04-20 |
| 151. |
They just use your mind and they never give you credit. It's... |
81.57 |
1.0401 |
-0.1105 |
293 |
1 |
81.57 |
2018-04-11 |
| 152. |
He smiled understandingly - much more than understandingly. ... |
81.55 |
0.9504 |
-0.0202 |
335 |
1 |
81.55 |
2018-01-13 |
| 153. |
To drive out of the Central Valley of California on a hot da... |
81.51 |
0.9566 |
-0.0235 |
576 |
1 |
81.51 |
2017-02-22 |
| 154. |
These people who stand against me may be innocent humans, bu... |
81.23 |
0.9504 |
-0.0243 |
550 |
1 |
81.23 |
2018-01-13 |
| 155. |
Ingratitude is amongst them a capital crime, as we read it t... |
81.22 |
1.0041 |
-0.0775 |
310 |
1 |
81.22 |
2017-08-21 |
| 156. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
81.12 |
0.8105 |
0.1135 |
204 |
1 |
81.12 |
2017-03-17 |
| 157. |
William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were mastermind... |
81.11 |
0.8008 |
0.1242 |
143 |
1 |
81.11 |
2018-11-29 |
| 158. |
If I ruled the world, every man would see the world was his ... |
80.97 |
1.0276 |
-0.1051 |
224 |
1 |
80.97 |
2021-11-12 |
| 159. |
My old man back in Chicago, when I was a kid... He used to l... |
80.96 |
0.9675 |
-0.0447 |
350 |
1 |
80.96 |
2018-04-11 |
| 160. |
So no one told you life was gonna be this way. Your job's a ... |
80.93 |
0.9489 |
-0.0268 |
377 |
1 |
80.93 |
2017-08-25 |
| 161. |
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes... |
80.85 |
1.1004 |
-0.1791 |
188 |
1 |
80.85 |
2017-02-08 |
| 162. |
We acquire a taste for salt. By consuming less salt, we can ... |
80.83 |
0.9958 |
-0.0739 |
412 |
2 |
77.98 |
2017-03-15 |
| 163. |
Saturday afternoons are terrible in a boys' school, especial... |
80.79 |
0.9471 |
-0.0259 |
358 |
1 |
80.79 |
2017-03-17 |
| 164. |
Like if you met me you wouldn't think I was the weird kid wh... |
80.36 |
0.9790 |
-0.0629 |
499 |
1 |
80.36 |
2018-01-13 |
| 165. |
When the shoes first fell from the sky, he remembered thinki... |
80.28 |
1.0181 |
-0.1028 |
170 |
1 |
80.28 |
2017-02-08 |
| 166. |
They reminded me that it was my fate to pursue only phantoms... |
80.25 |
0.9658 |
-0.0506 |
557 |
1 |
80.25 |
2017-02-08 |
| 167. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
80.21 |
0.9697 |
-0.0562 |
249 |
1 |
80.21 |
2017-02-08 |
| 168. |
Droll thing life is - that mysterious arrangement of mercile... |
80.18 |
0.9742 |
-0.0597 |
210 |
1 |
80.18 |
2017-02-01 |
| 169. |
Give not thyself up, then, to fire, lest it invert thee, dea... |
80.14 |
1.0208 |
-0.1080 |
163 |
1 |
80.14 |
2017-02-08 |
| 170. |
And though it's always been with me, I must tear down the wa... |
80.02 |
1.0680 |
-0.1560 |
210 |
1 |
80.02 |
2017-02-08 |
| 171. |
Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; wheneve... |
79.82 |
0.9206 |
-0.0105 |
495 |
1 |
79.82 |
2018-01-13 |
| 172. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
79.76 |
1.0444 |
-0.1365 |
197 |
1 |
79.76 |
2017-02-08 |
| 173. |
The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very hum... |
79.76 |
0.9687 |
-0.0595 |
396 |
1 |
79.76 |
2018-01-13 |
| 174. |
Now the scandal and the light are to be distributed differen... |
79.23 |
0.9838 |
-0.0802 |
426 |
1 |
79.23 |
2017-02-08 |
| 175. |
Historians estimate that breaking Enigma shortened the war b... |
78.87 |
0.8908 |
0.0084 |
298 |
1 |
78.87 |
2017-09-29 |
| 176. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
78.78 |
0.8916 |
0.0055 |
216 |
1 |
78.78 |
2017-02-19 |
| 177. |
Being in a minority, even in a minority of one, did not make... |
78.43 |
1.0845 |
-0.1902 |
186 |
1 |
78.43 |
2017-08-21 |
| 178. |
There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange ... |
78.26 |
1.0100 |
-0.1174 |
268 |
1 |
78.26 |
2017-02-14 |
| 179. |
I can and do say that nothing human beings have ever before ... |
77.72 |
1.0296 |
-0.1432 |
306 |
1 |
77.72 |
2017-02-08 |
| 180. |
You have saved me. Rin your soul, which has traveled the Ton... |
77.61 |
0.8974 |
-0.0120 |
311 |
1 |
77.61 |
2018-09-26 |
| 181. |
And the mind that has conceived a plan of living must never ... |
77.46 |
1.0634 |
-0.1800 |
177 |
1 |
77.46 |
2017-02-01 |
| 182. |
It also occurred to him that throughout history, humankind h... |
77.42 |
0.9520 |
-0.0701 |
235 |
1 |
77.42 |
2017-03-15 |
| 183. |
The Sky People have sent us a message that they can take wha... |
77.34 |
1.0195 |
-0.1380 |
257 |
1 |
77.34 |
2017-08-25 |
| 184. |
The Greeks and the Romans provided a model of democracy, whi... |
77.26 |
0.8919 |
-0.0108 |
403 |
1 |
77.26 |
2017-08-21 |
| 185. |
I was proud of my work. And the buildings went up. When they... |
76.93 |
0.9567 |
-0.0800 |
213 |
1 |
76.93 |
2018-04-20 |
| 186. |
I made a very important discovery at Camp Currie. Happiness ... |
76.65 |
0.9383 |
-0.0642 |
327 |
1 |
76.65 |
2017-08-30 |
| 187. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
76.58 |
1.0368 |
-0.1647 |
276 |
1 |
76.58 |
2017-02-08 |
| 188. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
76.54 |
0.9936 |
-0.1222 |
311 |
1 |
76.54 |
2017-04-27 |
| 189. |
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here wit... |
76.13 |
0.9983 |
-0.1304 |
231 |
1 |
76.13 |
2017-03-15 |
| 190. |
There are five stages to grief, which are denial, anger, bar... |
75.91 |
0.9779 |
-0.1124 |
391 |
1 |
75.91 |
2018-04-11 |
| 191. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
75.84 |
0.9168 |
-0.0534 |
240 |
2 |
71.38 |
2017-02-08 |
| 192. |
Oh, you're leaving... I always knew that one day, this day w... |
75.71 |
1.0312 |
-0.1686 |
204 |
1 |
75.71 |
2018-01-13 |
| 193. |
I'm sure that in 1985 plutonium is available in every corner... |
75.69 |
0.8058 |
0.0572 |
113 |
1 |
75.69 |
2019-10-20 |
| 194. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
75.64 |
0.9372 |
-0.0752 |
320 |
1 |
75.64 |
2017-02-08 |
| 195. |
I hope it is true that a man can die and yet not only live i... |
75.47 |
1.1180 |
-0.2577 |
144 |
1 |
75.47 |
2017-02-01 |
| 196. |
Come on, Marge, I want to shake off the dust of this one-hor... |
75.32 |
0.9047 |
-0.0461 |
317 |
1 |
75.32 |
2017-08-21 |
| 197. |
Topology is generally considered to be one of the three linc... |
75.13 |
0.9023 |
-0.0454 |
396 |
1 |
75.13 |
2018-01-13 |
| 198. |
The general who became a slave. The slave who became a gladi... |
75.05 |
0.9352 |
-0.0800 |
290 |
1 |
75.05 |
2017-11-01 |
| 199. |
To be, or not to be: that is the question: whether 'tis nobl... |
74.77 |
0.9875 |
-0.1355 |
198 |
1 |
74.77 |
2017-03-17 |
| 200. |
Few smart kids can spare the attention that popularity requi... |
74.54 |
0.9513 |
-0.1024 |
354 |
1 |
74.54 |
2017-02-08 |
| 201. |
I wish I had a boyfriend. I wish he lived in the wardrobe on... |
74.33 |
0.9233 |
-0.0780 |
181 |
1 |
74.33 |
2017-02-01 |
| 202. |
I decided last night to drop out of school and go to Vietnam... |
74.30 |
0.8025 |
0.0447 |
158 |
1 |
74.30 |
2017-08-30 |
| 203. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
73.94 |
0.9780 |
-0.1362 |
337 |
1 |
73.94 |
2017-03-15 |
| 204. |
I turned back, and perceived a vast opaque body between me a... |
73.15 |
0.9923 |
-0.1586 |
308 |
1 |
73.15 |
2017-02-08 |
| 205. |
But no. She shook her head, an imperceptible, forgiving shru... |
73.07 |
0.9259 |
-0.0931 |
308 |
1 |
73.07 |
2017-02-22 |
| 206. |
May your hands always be busy, may your feet always be swift... |
72.64 |
1.0169 |
-0.1887 |
222 |
1 |
72.64 |
2017-02-14 |
| 207. |
I cannot get a hold of anything. Even if I frantically exten... |
72.49 |
0.9416 |
-0.1157 |
243 |
1 |
72.49 |
2018-01-13 |
| 208. |
I got that sunshine in my pocket, got that good soul in my f... |
72.43 |
1.0144 |
-0.1890 |
216 |
1 |
72.43 |
2017-04-27 |
| 209. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
72.08 |
1.0025 |
-0.1820 |
256 |
1 |
72.08 |
2017-02-14 |
| 210. |
I never wanted to become someone like him. So secure, conten... |
71.75 |
1.0519 |
-0.2348 |
245 |
1 |
71.75 |
2017-03-15 |
| 211. |
The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know,... |
71.31 |
1.0164 |
-0.2039 |
490 |
1 |
71.31 |
2024-04-06 |
| 212. |
'Cause I'm a 21st century digital boy. I don't know how to r... |
71.28 |
0.8081 |
0.0048 |
202 |
1 |
71.28 |
2018-04-30 |
| 213. |
A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, ... |
70.98 |
0.9726 |
-0.1631 |
325 |
1 |
70.98 |
2017-03-15 |
| 214. |
I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong... |
70.29 |
0.9811 |
-0.1798 |
290 |
1 |
70.29 |
2017-02-01 |
| 215. |
A freedom fighter learns the hard way that it is the oppress... |
69.97 |
1.0617 |
-0.2640 |
247 |
1 |
69.97 |
2017-02-08 |
| 216. |
I wonder, how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual tea... |
69.51 |
1.0489 |
-0.2565 |
175 |
1 |
69.51 |
2017-08-25 |
| 217. |
Prior to the 1970's, because the United States had long been... |
68.95 |
0.8753 |
-0.0897 |
427 |
1 |
68.95 |
2017-08-25 |
| 218. |
When a great office is vacant, either by death or disgrace (... |
68.87 |
0.9300 |
-0.1453 |
271 |
1 |
68.87 |
2017-02-08 |
| 219. |
The only thing we had in common was that she was from Iowa, ... |
68.81 |
0.8438 |
-0.0606 |
89 |
1 |
68.81 |
2019-10-20 |
| 220. |
He was one of the numerous and varied legion of dullards, of... |
68.12 |
0.9477 |
-0.1704 |
253 |
1 |
68.12 |
2017-02-08 |
| 221. |
Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard.... |
67.62 |
0.7918 |
-0.0203 |
244 |
1 |
67.62 |
2017-08-21 |
| 222. |
We can now get these kids to buy just about anything. We can... |
66.96 |
1.0627 |
-0.2997 |
193 |
1 |
66.96 |
2024-04-06 |
| 223. |
It was a long and gloomy night that gathered on me, haunted ... |
66.81 |
0.9603 |
-0.1988 |
165 |
1 |
66.81 |
2017-02-01 |
| 224. |
We were the people who were not in the papers. We lived in t... |
65.72 |
1.0536 |
-0.3048 |
171 |
1 |
65.72 |
2017-03-01 |
| 225. |
The truth of the matter is that there are a lot of available... |
64.26 |
1.0343 |
-0.2863 |
242 |
1 |
64.26 |
2017-02-08 |
| 226. |
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user. You've got your own ... |
63.03 |
0.7930 |
-0.0747 |
292 |
1 |
63.03 |
2018-04-11 |
| 227. |
I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book d... |
61.66 |
0.9768 |
-0.2751 |
387 |
1 |
61.66 |
2017-02-08 |
| 228. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
60.61 |
0.9769 |
-0.2875 |
263 |
1 |
60.61 |
2017-03-15 |
| 229. |
There was a time in the Depression of the 1930s when conserv... |
60.52 |
0.8552 |
-0.1654 |
400 |
1 |
60.52 |
2017-02-08 |
| 230. |
Real mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod. Obtuse, rubber goose, ... |
58.99 |
0.8446 |
-0.1723 |
143 |
1 |
58.99 |
2017-02-01 |
| 231. |
It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes ... |
58.75 |
1.0297 |
-0.3619 |
249 |
1 |
58.75 |
2017-02-08 |
| 232. |
Quartz is the commonest of the crystalline forms of silicon ... |
58.75 |
0.8739 |
-0.2041 |
388 |
1 |
58.75 |
2017-02-08 |
| 233. |
I'll be the number two guy here in about six weeks. How? Nam... |
53.93 |
0.9596 |
-0.3453 |
205 |
1 |
53.93 |
2019-07-31 |
| 234. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
49.78 |
1.0483 |
-0.4830 |
227 |
1 |
49.78 |
2017-02-22 |