| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
It is one thing to write as poet and another to write as a h... |
125.78 |
1.1000 |
0.3634 |
302 |
2 |
114.62 |
2023-05-01 |
| 2. |
You know that I am called the Count because I really love to... |
124.09 |
1.0343 |
0.4064 |
268 |
1 |
124.09 |
2023-05-01 |
| 3. |
All I'm asking is that you do the minimal amount of work in ... |
120.16 |
1.0823 |
0.3125 |
218 |
1 |
120.16 |
2021-01-15 |
| 4. |
In a way fighting was just like using magic. You said the wo... |
117.60 |
1.0723 |
0.2948 |
237 |
1 |
117.60 |
2023-05-01 |
| 5. |
You think cooking is a cute job, huh? Like mommy in the kitc... |
115.61 |
1.0197 |
0.3265 |
356 |
1 |
115.61 |
2023-05-04 |
| 6. |
Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and figh... |
115.13 |
1.0797 |
0.2589 |
218 |
1 |
115.13 |
2023-05-01 |
| 7. |
Being comfortable in the car is critical. If you're not comf... |
115.04 |
0.9976 |
0.3419 |
212 |
1 |
115.04 |
2020-08-31 |
| 8. |
It's an incredible sensation. You have to be very quiet. Tak... |
112.43 |
1.0533 |
0.2527 |
206 |
1 |
112.43 |
2023-05-01 |
| 9. |
The alternative is unconsciousness, the default setting, the... |
110.47 |
1.0047 |
0.2786 |
141 |
1 |
110.47 |
2019-08-25 |
| 10. |
It is vitally important for us to keep engaging with the wor... |
109.78 |
1.0405 |
0.2364 |
245 |
1 |
109.78 |
2023-05-01 |
| 11. |
It's sometimes quite astonishing that a single, average life... |
109.43 |
1.0411 |
0.2307 |
162 |
1 |
109.43 |
2018-04-20 |
| 12. |
Silence fell between them, as tangible as the dark tree shad... |
108.60 |
1.0440 |
0.2191 |
199 |
1 |
108.60 |
2019-08-01 |
| 13. |
Do you have life insurance, Phil? Because if you do, you cou... |
108.15 |
0.9516 |
0.3125 |
210 |
1 |
108.15 |
2019-07-31 |
| 14. |
You are what you are and you are where you are because of wh... |
108.14 |
1.1898 |
0.0661 |
178 |
1 |
108.14 |
2021-11-12 |
| 15. |
He is in great fear, not knowing what mighty one may suddenl... |
107.90 |
1.0665 |
0.1875 |
359 |
1 |
107.90 |
2021-06-03 |
| 16. |
Maybe I will never be all the things that I wanna be. Now is... |
107.90 |
1.1129 |
0.1393 |
177 |
1 |
107.90 |
2023-05-01 |
| 17. |
I like them, I like them! I liked them first! Before I even ... |
107.39 |
0.9729 |
0.2762 |
177 |
1 |
107.39 |
2021-11-12 |
| 18. |
Wake up princess, I'm tired of your useless ideals. It's got... |
107.35 |
1.0467 |
0.1927 |
220 |
1 |
107.35 |
2023-05-01 |
| 19. |
The idea behind each one was we took a film that we like and... |
106.96 |
1.0516 |
0.1919 |
231 |
1 |
106.96 |
2019-10-11 |
| 20. |
Perhaps I'm just projecting my own concern about it. I know ... |
106.85 |
1.0256 |
0.2171 |
227 |
1 |
106.85 |
2023-05-04 |
| 21. |
All the times that I've cried, keeping all the things I knew... |
106.73 |
1.0546 |
0.1849 |
229 |
1 |
106.73 |
2021-11-12 |
| 22. |
One more turn and I'll settle the score. A rubber fire screa... |
106.61 |
1.0778 |
0.1605 |
156 |
1 |
106.61 |
2019-07-28 |
| 23. |
Once in a lifetime there comes a motion picture which change... |
105.07 |
1.0567 |
0.1644 |
214 |
1 |
105.07 |
2023-05-01 |
| 24. |
But in a solitary life, there are rare moments when another ... |
104.89 |
1.0304 |
0.1853 |
154 |
1 |
104.89 |
2023-05-01 |
| 25. |
I'm not very good at this, out, being in public. But I felt ... |
104.06 |
1.0844 |
0.1241 |
219 |
1 |
104.06 |
2018-04-20 |
| 26. |
And let's remember that science isn't a game of chess, altho... |
103.99 |
1.0630 |
0.1464 |
202 |
1 |
103.99 |
2017-02-22 |
| 27. |
But if in efficient causes it is possible to go on to infini... |
103.53 |
1.0188 |
0.1927 |
316 |
1 |
103.53 |
2023-05-04 |
| 28. |
A father may have a child who is ugly and lacking in all the... |
103.01 |
1.1052 |
0.0925 |
283 |
2 |
98.32 |
2019-09-18 |
| 29. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
102.91 |
1.0234 |
0.1747 |
392 |
1 |
102.91 |
2023-05-01 |
| 30. |
The more things change, the more they stay the same. I'm not... |
102.69 |
0.9752 |
0.2249 |
460 |
1 |
102.69 |
2018-05-30 |
| 31. |
You can tell me that your dog ran away then tell me that it ... |
102.48 |
1.0363 |
0.1528 |
273 |
1 |
102.48 |
2020-08-31 |
| 32. |
The problem is we don't notice the years pass, he thought. S... |
102.36 |
1.0783 |
0.1061 |
370 |
1 |
102.36 |
2023-05-01 |
| 33. |
The rain fell slow, down on all the roofs of uncertainty. I ... |
102.32 |
1.0535 |
0.1340 |
204 |
1 |
102.32 |
2019-03-13 |
| 34. |
Where it began, I can't begin to know, but then I know it's ... |
102.07 |
1.0334 |
0.1520 |
163 |
1 |
102.07 |
2019-07-31 |
| 35. |
There'll always be the argument that video games are meant t... |
101.98 |
1.0354 |
0.1506 |
378 |
1 |
101.98 |
2023-05-01 |
| 36. |
Voldemort himself created his worst enemy, just as tyrants e... |
101.88 |
0.9508 |
0.2400 |
266 |
1 |
101.88 |
2018-09-26 |
| 37. |
When I look up at the night sky, and I know that, yes, we ar... |
101.85 |
1.0302 |
0.1520 |
359 |
1 |
101.85 |
2019-06-14 |
| 38. |
I only lose my fear when I run. I won't lose a tear when I r... |
101.03 |
1.0792 |
0.0926 |
131 |
1 |
101.03 |
2023-05-04 |
| 39. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
100.71 |
0.8986 |
0.2740 |
205 |
1 |
100.71 |
2023-05-01 |
| 40. |
He spoke and rose to full height, sword in air, then cleft t... |
100.60 |
0.9964 |
0.1741 |
378 |
1 |
100.60 |
2018-08-24 |
| 41. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, to see how... |
100.55 |
1.0315 |
0.1423 |
193 |
1 |
100.55 |
2017-03-17 |
| 42. |
I was pulled this way and that for longer than I can remembe... |
100.34 |
1.0666 |
0.0996 |
345 |
1 |
100.34 |
2018-09-26 |
| 43. |
For so many years I lived in constant terror of myself. Doub... |
100.31 |
0.9451 |
0.2282 |
402 |
1 |
100.31 |
2019-11-20 |
| 44. |
After water, protein is the most plentiful substance in our ... |
99.89 |
0.9816 |
0.1797 |
227 |
1 |
99.89 |
2018-10-30 |
| 45. |
You are too generous to trifle with me. If your feelings are... |
99.52 |
1.0535 |
0.1026 |
217 |
1 |
99.52 |
2019-07-28 |
| 46. |
You know what nobody's mentioned? Is that this is supposed t... |
99.44 |
1.0088 |
0.1467 |
176 |
1 |
99.44 |
2023-05-04 |
| 47. |
The rising heat from multiple fires, caused by the heat flas... |
99.39 |
0.9753 |
0.1813 |
291 |
2 |
94.34 |
2019-07-27 |
| 48. |
Lying here in the darkness I hear the sirens wail. Somebody'... |
99.28 |
0.9776 |
0.1821 |
215 |
1 |
99.28 |
2018-01-13 |
| 49. |
Love is a command, not just a feeling. Somehow, in the roman... |
99.16 |
1.0570 |
0.0959 |
270 |
1 |
99.16 |
2017-02-14 |
| 50. |
He married out of love a woman out of legend. Not in Alexand... |
98.38 |
0.9390 |
0.2105 |
228 |
1 |
98.38 |
2019-08-01 |
| 51. |
What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all do... |
98.38 |
1.0734 |
0.0697 |
239 |
1 |
98.38 |
2019-09-09 |
| 52. |
No, that is what I'm trying to tell you. He is still a child... |
98.24 |
1.0560 |
0.0847 |
306 |
1 |
98.24 |
2023-05-01 |
| 53. |
Vinny: "It's a four ton truck, Tyrone, it's not as though it... |
98.11 |
0.7677 |
0.3747 |
250 |
1 |
98.11 |
2023-05-01 |
| 54. |
Meet me in the crowd, people. Throw your love around, love m... |
97.95 |
0.9667 |
0.1765 |
156 |
1 |
97.95 |
2018-11-06 |
| 55. |
We imagine that when we are thrown out of our usual ruts all... |
97.95 |
1.1024 |
0.0351 |
194 |
1 |
97.95 |
2018-08-24 |
| 56. |
The first notes on the clarinet are simply a rising scale, b... |
97.66 |
0.9606 |
0.1829 |
212 |
1 |
97.66 |
2018-04-11 |
| 57. |
Erdos knows about more problems than anybody else, and he no... |
97.65 |
1.0341 |
0.0994 |
484 |
1 |
97.65 |
2019-04-18 |
| 58. |
The number one challenge I've seen with myself and with othe... |
97.20 |
1.0161 |
0.1153 |
239 |
1 |
97.20 |
2020-02-10 |
| 59. |
There are usually three types of people I deal with when sel... |
96.91 |
1.0156 |
0.1116 |
348 |
2 |
92.24 |
2019-10-20 |
| 60. |
My people, my people, what can I say; say what I can. I saw ... |
96.89 |
0.8854 |
0.2459 |
170 |
1 |
96.89 |
2019-10-03 |
| 61. |
He's better at this than I've ever been at anything in my li... |
96.77 |
1.0388 |
0.0849 |
228 |
2 |
94.12 |
2019-02-11 |
| 62. |
In one small part of space, the war continues. In war, there... |
96.74 |
1.0092 |
0.1140 |
368 |
1 |
96.74 |
2022-07-15 |
| 63. |
I know I should be angry. I should be furious. What a way to... |
96.68 |
1.0464 |
0.0762 |
195 |
1 |
96.68 |
2018-04-20 |
| 64. |
You ponce in here, expecting to be handwaited on hand and fo... |
96.47 |
0.9722 |
0.1548 |
298 |
1 |
96.47 |
2018-01-13 |
| 65. |
All Ninja are men of peace, and must always remain so or los... |
96.30 |
0.9330 |
0.1953 |
341 |
1 |
96.30 |
2019-07-28 |
| 66. |
Writing is hard work. A clear sentence is no accident. Very ... |
96.16 |
1.0373 |
0.0811 |
224 |
1 |
96.16 |
2017-02-22 |
| 67. |
Above all, don't lie to yourself. The man who lies to himsel... |
95.76 |
1.0654 |
0.0468 |
263 |
1 |
95.76 |
2018-08-24 |
| 68. |
Without a queen the locust swarm turned the ground to black.... |
95.55 |
1.0217 |
0.0891 |
265 |
1 |
95.55 |
2019-07-31 |
| 69. |
Doreen had intuition. Everything she said was like a secret ... |
95.06 |
0.8862 |
0.2203 |
104 |
1 |
95.06 |
2021-11-12 |
| 70. |
Covert intelligence involves a lot of waiting around. Any me... |
94.93 |
0.9701 |
0.1411 |
428 |
1 |
94.93 |
2018-09-26 |
| 71. |
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now, ... |
94.93 |
1.0469 |
0.0546 |
212 |
1 |
94.93 |
2018-11-29 |
| 72. |
Reading is not a natural process; the habits necessary for e... |
94.57 |
1.0252 |
0.0741 |
218 |
1 |
94.57 |
2019-02-11 |
| 73. |
My mind is open so wide since you came inside, I feel so ali... |
94.54 |
1.0277 |
0.0704 |
174 |
1 |
94.54 |
2017-02-24 |
| 74. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
94.53 |
0.9713 |
0.1290 |
193 |
2 |
91.02 |
2021-10-28 |
| 75. |
Radiation could be precisely determined, in principle, if we... |
93.76 |
0.9494 |
0.1473 |
397 |
1 |
93.76 |
2018-04-20 |
| 76. |
I mind how once we lay such a transparent summer morning, ho... |
93.36 |
0.9664 |
0.1190 |
292 |
1 |
93.36 |
2017-04-09 |
| 77. |
We may never know who killed Paige. But this isn't about you... |
93.14 |
1.0233 |
0.0576 |
447 |
1 |
93.14 |
2018-11-29 |
| 78. |
She would not say of anyone in the world now that they were ... |
92.28 |
1.0381 |
0.0337 |
408 |
1 |
92.28 |
2019-07-28 |
| 79. |
I've flown seven million miles. And I've been waiting on peo... |
92.11 |
1.0020 |
0.0728 |
411 |
1 |
92.11 |
2019-07-31 |
| 80. |
My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a sma... |
91.94 |
0.9561 |
0.1198 |
302 |
1 |
91.94 |
2019-02-20 |
| 81. |
Much of my life had been devoted to trying not to cry in fro... |
91.93 |
1.0549 |
0.0132 |
522 |
2 |
84.79 |
2017-08-25 |
| 82. |
Here we go, off the rails, don't you know it's time to raise... |
91.17 |
1.0241 |
0.0343 |
208 |
1 |
91.17 |
2018-09-07 |
| 83. |
If I had known you were going to come straight up to my offi... |
91.15 |
1.0218 |
0.0389 |
120 |
1 |
91.15 |
2019-10-20 |
| 84. |
What I want you to be - I don't mean physically but morally,... |
91.15 |
1.0057 |
0.0534 |
389 |
1 |
91.15 |
2017-04-09 |
| 85. |
I did my best, it wasn't much. I couldn't feel, so I tried t... |
91.13 |
0.9761 |
0.0891 |
227 |
1 |
91.13 |
2018-05-30 |
| 86. |
Listen to the watch. The way it's ticking synchronizes with ... |
91.02 |
0.9495 |
0.1150 |
253 |
1 |
91.02 |
2018-04-20 |
| 87. |
I refuse to give up! I refuse to get bored! I refuse to thro... |
90.83 |
0.8971 |
0.1641 |
165 |
1 |
90.83 |
2018-04-11 |
| 88. |
Man, don't tell me how good I was. I just got away with it b... |
90.69 |
1.0717 |
-0.0188 |
158 |
1 |
90.69 |
2017-04-09 |
| 89. |
Sometimes you never feel meaner than the moment you stop bei... |
90.61 |
1.1111 |
-0.0589 |
284 |
1 |
90.61 |
2018-11-12 |
| 90. |
Around midafternoon, the snow thinned into sleet, and some u... |
90.44 |
0.9606 |
0.0989 |
203 |
1 |
90.44 |
2021-11-12 |
| 91. |
The following year, I left home to live in the school dormit... |
90.39 |
0.9844 |
0.0712 |
278 |
1 |
90.39 |
2017-08-30 |
| 92. |
I mean I look at a piano, I see a bunch of keys, three pedal... |
90.04 |
0.9120 |
0.1406 |
244 |
1 |
90.04 |
2019-08-19 |
| 93. |
Never give up, no matter how far behind you are, no matter h... |
90.00 |
1.0471 |
0.0054 |
406 |
1 |
90.00 |
2017-02-22 |
| 94. |
The day is made up of 24 hours and an infinite number of mom... |
89.96 |
1.0577 |
-0.0115 |
200 |
1 |
89.96 |
2017-02-19 |
| 95. |
Now the years are rolling by me. They are rocking evenly. An... |
89.85 |
1.0143 |
0.0290 |
261 |
1 |
89.85 |
2017-04-09 |
| 96. |
Well, you and I have different management styles. I believe ... |
89.69 |
0.9259 |
0.1221 |
216 |
1 |
89.69 |
2018-11-28 |
| 97. |
I'm a cop - I'm good at reading people - so I know I can tru... |
88.56 |
0.9559 |
0.0779 |
281 |
1 |
88.56 |
2017-08-21 |
| 98. |
When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what ... |
88.51 |
1.0351 |
-0.0074 |
258 |
1 |
88.51 |
2018-08-14 |
| 99. |
See, that's the kind of thing I'm hoping to avoid. So when m... |
88.36 |
1.0646 |
-0.0388 |
215 |
1 |
88.36 |
2017-08-21 |
| 100. |
I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout i... |
88.33 |
1.0890 |
-0.0638 |
300 |
1 |
88.33 |
2017-02-14 |
| 101. |
Maybe I'm not so different from everyone else after all. It'... |
88.31 |
1.0394 |
-0.0134 |
249 |
1 |
88.31 |
2017-08-21 |
| 102. |
Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... |
88.08 |
1.0543 |
-0.0300 |
182 |
1 |
88.08 |
2017-03-01 |
| 103. |
A vision I had in my sleep last night - as distinguished fro... |
87.99 |
0.9483 |
0.0801 |
563 |
1 |
87.99 |
2017-08-30 |
| 104. |
He used often to say there was only one Road; that it was li... |
87.96 |
0.9199 |
0.1074 |
335 |
1 |
87.96 |
2019-09-19 |
| 105. |
What you gonna do with your man there? You're always gonna h... |
87.81 |
1.0071 |
0.0196 |
329 |
1 |
87.81 |
2017-04-09 |
| 106. |
If he stayed at home and carried on with his normal life he ... |
87.70 |
1.1283 |
-0.1105 |
169 |
1 |
87.70 |
2017-02-08 |
| 107. |
Although some men who were easy with their words said that i... |
87.65 |
1.0780 |
-0.0599 |
195 |
1 |
87.65 |
2017-02-24 |
| 108. |
What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all do... |
87.51 |
1.0458 |
-0.0260 |
239 |
1 |
87.51 |
2018-11-29 |
| 109. |
You think the dead we loved ever truly leave us? You think t... |
87.39 |
1.0445 |
-0.0294 |
223 |
1 |
87.39 |
2021-11-12 |
| 110. |
Achieving top performance in a programming contest or any ot... |
87.16 |
0.9951 |
0.0185 |
258 |
1 |
87.16 |
2017-03-15 |
| 111. |
Hah, well, yeah, but I don't think you're gonna fit through ... |
86.97 |
0.9530 |
0.0648 |
201 |
1 |
86.97 |
2019-08-01 |
| 112. |
The view that machines cannot give rise to surprises is due,... |
86.88 |
0.9580 |
0.0583 |
554 |
1 |
86.88 |
2018-04-27 |
| 113. |
I think human beings must have faith or must look for faith,... |
86.79 |
1.0575 |
-0.0503 |
279 |
1 |
86.79 |
2017-02-01 |
| 114. |
No offence, but NASA spends fifteen years, hundreds of milli... |
86.62 |
0.9806 |
0.0321 |
191 |
1 |
86.62 |
2018-11-06 |
| 115. |
You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world, but y... |
86.51 |
1.1556 |
-0.1535 |
97 |
1 |
86.51 |
2021-10-13 |
| 116. |
Fools rush in where wise men never go, but wise men never fa... |
86.47 |
1.0809 |
-0.0781 |
178 |
1 |
86.47 |
2018-01-13 |
| 117. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
86.37 |
1.0115 |
-0.0075 |
189 |
1 |
86.37 |
2017-02-14 |
| 118. |
The sooner your kids appreciate the value of work, the more ... |
86.25 |
1.0461 |
-0.0370 |
286 |
1 |
86.25 |
2017-02-24 |
| 119. |
Remembering you running soft through the night. You were big... |
86.24 |
1.0640 |
-0.0547 |
210 |
1 |
86.24 |
2017-02-01 |
| 120. |
My son, from whence this madness, this neglect of my command... |
86.24 |
0.9761 |
0.0254 |
171 |
1 |
86.24 |
2017-02-08 |
| 121. |
Advertising is based on one thing: happiness. And you know w... |
86.02 |
0.9718 |
0.0335 |
255 |
1 |
86.02 |
2018-04-20 |
| 122. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
85.88 |
1.0270 |
-0.0273 |
303 |
1 |
85.88 |
2017-02-22 |
| 123. |
So tonight, sweet dreams, and sleep tight. I've been trying ... |
85.84 |
1.0476 |
-0.0522 |
216 |
1 |
85.84 |
2018-04-23 |
| 124. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
84.81 |
1.0607 |
-0.0743 |
357 |
1 |
84.81 |
2019-08-19 |
| 125. |
For string theory to make sense, the universe should have ni... |
84.75 |
1.0830 |
-0.0990 |
134 |
1 |
84.75 |
2017-08-21 |
| 126. |
I'm not proud, I was wrong and the truth is hard to take. I ... |
84.74 |
1.0088 |
-0.0256 |
211 |
1 |
84.74 |
2019-02-13 |
| 127. |
Historian James C. Cobb has described southern identity as "... |
84.55 |
0.8984 |
0.0908 |
267 |
1 |
84.55 |
2019-07-28 |
| 128. |
Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait, I'... |
84.38 |
0.9298 |
0.0561 |
206 |
1 |
84.38 |
2018-04-11 |
| 129. |
And he told us of his life in the land of submarines. |
84.36 |
1.1685 |
-0.1925 |
53 |
1 |
84.36 |
2017-02-14 |
| 130. |
For a moment the last sunshine fell with romantic affection ... |
84.35 |
0.9957 |
-0.0156 |
260 |
1 |
84.35 |
2017-04-09 |
| 131. |
I was watching a television program before with a kind of ro... |
84.10 |
0.9601 |
0.0238 |
384 |
1 |
84.10 |
2019-09-23 |
| 132. |
Ever had the urge to dig around in your neighbor's trash? Ew... |
83.73 |
0.9294 |
0.0500 |
255 |
1 |
83.73 |
2019-07-28 |
| 133. |
For a time, pink was preferred for boys, because it was "a d... |
83.72 |
0.8563 |
0.1214 |
331 |
1 |
83.72 |
2019-06-14 |
| 134. |
They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro... |
82.98 |
1.0585 |
-0.0872 |
226 |
1 |
82.98 |
2017-02-08 |
| 135. |
Unjust laws exist: shall we be content to obey them, or shal... |
82.91 |
0.9695 |
-0.0002 |
482 |
1 |
82.91 |
2017-08-25 |
| 136. |
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity ... |
82.84 |
0.9083 |
0.0624 |
575 |
1 |
82.84 |
2018-11-28 |
| 137. |
I just hope you're lying next to somebody who knows how to l... |
82.81 |
1.0817 |
-0.1202 |
241 |
1 |
82.81 |
2017-03-17 |
| 138. |
Baby, what's it gonna hurt if they don't know, makin' everyb... |
82.63 |
1.0264 |
-0.0672 |
267 |
1 |
82.63 |
2017-03-15 |
| 139. |
Your inner child will be happy to know that when it comes to... |
82.62 |
1.0090 |
-0.0422 |
300 |
1 |
82.62 |
2017-04-27 |
| 140. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
82.50 |
0.9827 |
-0.0228 |
314 |
1 |
82.50 |
2017-02-08 |
| 141. |
Corn is what feeds the steer that becomes the steak. Corn fe... |
82.33 |
0.9775 |
-0.0134 |
473 |
1 |
82.33 |
2017-08-21 |
| 142. |
It's so warm and calm inside. I no longer have to hide. Ther... |
82.05 |
1.0398 |
-0.0876 |
366 |
1 |
82.05 |
2018-01-13 |
| 143. |
Of course. Some circus owners are colossally rich, with hous... |
81.96 |
0.9374 |
0.0148 |
148 |
1 |
81.96 |
2018-08-24 |
| 144. |
I noticed your band is on the roster for the dance auditions... |
81.91 |
0.9198 |
0.0386 |
230 |
1 |
81.91 |
2018-04-20 |
| 145. |
They just use your mind and they never give you credit. It's... |
81.57 |
1.0465 |
-0.1001 |
293 |
1 |
81.57 |
2018-04-11 |
| 146. |
He smiled understandingly - much more than understandingly. ... |
81.55 |
0.9530 |
-0.0001 |
335 |
1 |
81.55 |
2018-01-13 |
| 147. |
To drive out of the Central Valley of California on a hot da... |
81.51 |
0.9523 |
-0.0010 |
576 |
1 |
81.51 |
2017-02-22 |
| 148. |
These people who stand against me may be innocent humans, bu... |
81.23 |
0.9537 |
-0.0039 |
550 |
1 |
81.23 |
2018-01-13 |
| 149. |
Ingratitude is amongst them a capital crime, as we read it t... |
81.22 |
1.0079 |
-0.0648 |
310 |
1 |
81.22 |
2017-08-21 |
| 150. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
81.12 |
0.8172 |
0.1263 |
204 |
1 |
81.12 |
2017-03-17 |
| 151. |
William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were mastermind... |
81.11 |
0.8030 |
0.1461 |
143 |
1 |
81.11 |
2018-11-29 |
| 152. |
If I ruled the world, every man would see the world was his ... |
80.97 |
1.0351 |
-0.0955 |
224 |
1 |
80.97 |
2021-11-12 |
| 153. |
My old man back in Chicago, when I was a kid... He used to l... |
80.96 |
0.9718 |
-0.0253 |
350 |
1 |
80.96 |
2018-04-11 |
| 154. |
So no one told you life was gonna be this way. Your job's a ... |
80.93 |
0.9535 |
-0.0072 |
377 |
1 |
80.93 |
2017-08-25 |
| 155. |
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes... |
80.85 |
1.1063 |
-0.1692 |
188 |
1 |
80.85 |
2017-02-08 |
| 156. |
We acquire a taste for salt. By consuming less salt, we can ... |
80.83 |
0.9990 |
-0.0594 |
412 |
2 |
77.98 |
2017-03-15 |
| 157. |
Saturday afternoons are terrible in a boys' school, especial... |
80.79 |
0.9510 |
-0.0075 |
358 |
1 |
80.79 |
2017-03-17 |
| 158. |
Like if you met me you wouldn't think I was the weird kid wh... |
80.36 |
0.9829 |
-0.0433 |
499 |
1 |
80.36 |
2018-01-13 |
| 159. |
When the shoes first fell from the sky, he remembered thinki... |
80.28 |
1.0243 |
-0.0923 |
170 |
1 |
80.28 |
2017-02-08 |
| 160. |
They reminded me that it was my fate to pursue only phantoms... |
80.25 |
0.9686 |
-0.0309 |
557 |
1 |
80.25 |
2017-02-08 |
| 161. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
80.21 |
0.9762 |
-0.0424 |
249 |
1 |
80.21 |
2017-02-08 |
| 162. |
Droll thing life is - that mysterious arrangement of mercile... |
80.18 |
0.9791 |
-0.0473 |
210 |
1 |
80.18 |
2017-02-01 |
| 163. |
Give not thyself up, then, to fire, lest it invert thee, dea... |
80.14 |
1.0280 |
-0.0985 |
163 |
1 |
80.14 |
2017-02-08 |
| 164. |
And though it's always been with me, I must tear down the wa... |
80.02 |
1.0742 |
-0.1461 |
210 |
1 |
80.02 |
2017-02-08 |
| 165. |
Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; wheneve... |
79.82 |
0.9232 |
0.0099 |
495 |
1 |
79.82 |
2018-01-13 |
| 166. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
79.76 |
1.0521 |
-0.1256 |
197 |
1 |
79.76 |
2017-02-08 |
| 167. |
The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very hum... |
79.76 |
0.9720 |
-0.0394 |
396 |
1 |
79.76 |
2018-01-13 |
| 168. |
Now the scandal and the light are to be distributed differen... |
79.23 |
0.9877 |
-0.0667 |
426 |
1 |
79.23 |
2017-02-08 |
| 169. |
Historians estimate that breaking Enigma shortened the war b... |
78.87 |
0.8945 |
0.0282 |
298 |
1 |
78.87 |
2017-09-29 |
| 170. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
78.78 |
0.8986 |
0.0179 |
216 |
1 |
78.78 |
2017-02-19 |
| 171. |
Being in a minority, even in a minority of one, did not make... |
78.43 |
1.0891 |
-0.1802 |
186 |
1 |
78.43 |
2017-08-21 |
| 172. |
There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange ... |
78.26 |
1.0147 |
-0.1059 |
268 |
1 |
78.26 |
2017-02-14 |
| 173. |
I can and do say that nothing human beings have ever before ... |
77.72 |
1.0343 |
-0.1310 |
306 |
1 |
77.72 |
2017-02-08 |
| 174. |
You have saved me. Rin your soul, which has traveled the Ton... |
77.61 |
0.8999 |
0.0069 |
311 |
1 |
77.61 |
2018-09-26 |
| 175. |
And the mind that has conceived a plan of living must never ... |
77.46 |
1.0680 |
-0.1684 |
177 |
1 |
77.46 |
2017-02-01 |
| 176. |
It also occurred to him that throughout history, humankind h... |
77.42 |
0.9576 |
-0.0586 |
235 |
1 |
77.42 |
2017-03-15 |
| 177. |
The Sky People have sent us a message that they can take wha... |
77.34 |
1.0256 |
-0.1285 |
257 |
1 |
77.34 |
2017-08-25 |
| 178. |
The Greeks and the Romans provided a model of democracy, whi... |
77.26 |
0.8946 |
0.0090 |
403 |
1 |
77.26 |
2017-08-21 |
| 179. |
I was proud of my work. And the buildings went up. When they... |
76.93 |
0.9606 |
-0.0620 |
213 |
1 |
76.93 |
2018-04-20 |
| 180. |
I made a very important discovery at Camp Currie. Happiness ... |
76.65 |
0.9428 |
-0.0527 |
327 |
1 |
76.65 |
2017-08-30 |
| 181. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
76.58 |
1.0432 |
-0.1528 |
276 |
1 |
76.58 |
2017-02-08 |
| 182. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
76.54 |
1.0006 |
-0.1099 |
311 |
1 |
76.54 |
2017-04-27 |
| 183. |
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here wit... |
76.13 |
1.0050 |
-0.1206 |
231 |
1 |
76.13 |
2017-03-15 |
| 184. |
There are five stages to grief, which are denial, anger, bar... |
75.91 |
0.9814 |
-0.0940 |
391 |
1 |
75.91 |
2018-04-11 |
| 185. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
75.84 |
0.9243 |
-0.0422 |
240 |
2 |
71.38 |
2017-02-08 |
| 186. |
Oh, you're leaving... I always knew that one day, this day w... |
75.71 |
1.0385 |
-0.1623 |
204 |
1 |
75.71 |
2018-01-13 |
| 187. |
I'm sure that in 1985 plutonium is available in every corner... |
75.69 |
0.8081 |
0.0739 |
113 |
1 |
75.69 |
2019-10-20 |
| 188. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
75.64 |
0.9424 |
-0.0616 |
320 |
1 |
75.64 |
2017-02-08 |
| 189. |
I hope it is true that a man can die and yet not only live i... |
75.47 |
1.1242 |
-0.2489 |
144 |
1 |
75.47 |
2017-02-01 |
| 190. |
Come on, Marge, I want to shake off the dust of this one-hor... |
75.32 |
0.9084 |
-0.0276 |
317 |
1 |
75.32 |
2017-08-21 |
| 191. |
Topology is generally considered to be one of the three linc... |
75.13 |
0.9043 |
-0.0262 |
396 |
1 |
75.13 |
2018-01-13 |
| 192. |
The general who became a slave. The slave who became a gladi... |
75.05 |
0.9391 |
-0.0631 |
290 |
1 |
75.05 |
2017-11-01 |
| 193. |
To be, or not to be: that is the question: whether 'tis nobl... |
74.77 |
0.9932 |
-0.1255 |
198 |
1 |
74.77 |
2017-03-17 |
| 194. |
Few smart kids can spare the attention that popularity requi... |
74.54 |
0.9574 |
-0.0902 |
354 |
1 |
74.54 |
2017-02-08 |
| 195. |
I wish I had a boyfriend. I wish he lived in the wardrobe on... |
74.33 |
0.9323 |
-0.0690 |
181 |
1 |
74.33 |
2017-02-01 |
| 196. |
I decided last night to drop out of school and go to Vietnam... |
74.30 |
0.8049 |
0.0631 |
158 |
1 |
74.30 |
2017-08-30 |
| 197. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
73.94 |
0.9849 |
-0.1250 |
337 |
1 |
73.94 |
2017-03-15 |
| 198. |
I turned back, and perceived a vast opaque body between me a... |
73.15 |
0.9975 |
-0.1479 |
308 |
1 |
73.15 |
2017-02-08 |
| 199. |
But no. She shook her head, an imperceptible, forgiving shru... |
73.07 |
0.9297 |
-0.0760 |
308 |
1 |
73.07 |
2017-02-22 |
| 200. |
May your hands always be busy, may your feet always be swift... |
72.64 |
1.0218 |
-0.1775 |
222 |
1 |
72.64 |
2017-02-14 |
| 201. |
I cannot get a hold of anything. Even if I frantically exten... |
72.49 |
0.9467 |
-0.0995 |
243 |
1 |
72.49 |
2018-01-13 |
| 202. |
I got that sunshine in my pocket, got that good soul in my f... |
72.43 |
1.0211 |
-0.1808 |
216 |
1 |
72.43 |
2017-04-27 |
| 203. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
72.08 |
1.0094 |
-0.1710 |
256 |
1 |
72.08 |
2017-02-14 |
| 204. |
I never wanted to become someone like him. So secure, conten... |
71.75 |
1.0591 |
-0.2266 |
245 |
1 |
71.75 |
2017-03-15 |
| 205. |
'Cause I'm a 21st century digital boy. I don't know how to r... |
71.28 |
0.8120 |
0.0213 |
202 |
1 |
71.28 |
2018-04-30 |
| 206. |
A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, ... |
70.98 |
0.9759 |
-0.1510 |
325 |
1 |
70.98 |
2017-03-15 |
| 207. |
I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong... |
70.29 |
0.9867 |
-0.1705 |
290 |
1 |
70.29 |
2017-02-01 |
| 208. |
A freedom fighter learns the hard way that it is the oppress... |
69.97 |
1.0664 |
-0.2535 |
247 |
1 |
69.97 |
2017-02-08 |
| 209. |
I wonder, how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual tea... |
69.51 |
1.0548 |
-0.2482 |
175 |
1 |
69.51 |
2017-08-25 |
| 210. |
Prior to the 1970's, because the United States had long been... |
68.95 |
0.8794 |
-0.0767 |
427 |
1 |
68.95 |
2017-08-25 |
| 211. |
When a great office is vacant, either by death or disgrace (... |
68.87 |
0.9337 |
-0.1298 |
271 |
1 |
68.87 |
2017-02-08 |
| 212. |
The only thing we had in common was that she was from Iowa, ... |
68.81 |
0.8489 |
-0.0459 |
89 |
1 |
68.81 |
2019-10-20 |
| 213. |
He was one of the numerous and varied legion of dullards, of... |
68.12 |
0.9520 |
-0.1613 |
253 |
1 |
68.12 |
2017-02-08 |
| 214. |
Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard.... |
67.62 |
0.7946 |
-0.0077 |
244 |
1 |
67.62 |
2017-08-21 |
| 215. |
It was a long and gloomy night that gathered on me, haunted ... |
66.81 |
0.9653 |
-0.1900 |
165 |
1 |
66.81 |
2017-02-01 |
| 216. |
We were the people who were not in the papers. We lived in t... |
65.72 |
1.0590 |
-0.2971 |
171 |
1 |
65.72 |
2017-03-01 |
| 217. |
The truth of the matter is that there are a lot of available... |
64.26 |
1.0069 |
-0.2536 |
242 |
1 |
64.26 |
2017-02-08 |
| 218. |
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user. You've got your own ... |
63.03 |
0.7963 |
-0.0591 |
292 |
1 |
63.03 |
2018-04-11 |
| 219. |
I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book d... |
61.66 |
0.9833 |
-0.2664 |
387 |
1 |
61.66 |
2017-02-08 |
| 220. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
60.61 |
0.9841 |
-0.2799 |
263 |
1 |
60.61 |
2017-03-15 |
| 221. |
There was a time in the Depression of the 1930s when conserv... |
60.52 |
0.8585 |
-0.1506 |
400 |
1 |
60.52 |
2017-02-08 |
| 222. |
Real mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod. Obtuse, rubber goose, ... |
58.99 |
0.8477 |
-0.1586 |
143 |
1 |
58.99 |
2017-02-01 |
| 223. |
It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes ... |
58.75 |
1.0372 |
-0.3553 |
249 |
1 |
58.75 |
2017-02-08 |
| 224. |
Quartz is the commonest of the crystalline forms of silicon ... |
58.75 |
0.8759 |
-0.1877 |
388 |
1 |
58.75 |
2017-02-08 |
| 225. |
I'll be the number two guy here in about six weeks. How? Nam... |
53.93 |
0.9648 |
-0.3398 |
205 |
1 |
53.93 |
2019-07-31 |
| 226. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
49.78 |
1.0561 |
-0.4790 |
227 |
1 |
49.78 |
2017-02-22 |