| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fu... |
119.21 |
0.9964 |
1.4241 |
203 |
1 |
119.21 |
2015-06-10 |
| 2. |
I was long into my second decade of living single before I c... |
113.26 |
1.0151 |
1.2794 |
152 |
1 |
113.26 |
2015-06-10 |
| 3. |
A zealot might be, for instance, an individual with a person... |
94.07 |
1.0150 |
0.9386 |
325 |
2 |
66.12 |
2015-06-10 |
| 4. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
91.88 |
0.9570 |
0.9070 |
287 |
1 |
91.88 |
2015-06-10 |
| 5. |
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever s... |
64.16 |
1.0972 |
0.2054 |
239 |
1 |
64.16 |
2016-09-26 |
| 6. |
We've learned that the balance of nutrients in cow's milk do... |
63.51 |
1.0093 |
0.2814 |
396 |
1 |
63.51 |
2017-01-11 |
| 7. |
At first we were silent, but finally we considered ourselves... |
62.21 |
0.9559 |
0.3024 |
195 |
1 |
62.21 |
2017-01-11 |
| 8. |
Writing is hard work. A clear sentence is no accident. Very ... |
62.01 |
1.0323 |
0.2260 |
224 |
1 |
62.01 |
2016-09-19 |
| 9. |
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I al... |
61.76 |
1.1215 |
0.1544 |
200 |
1 |
61.76 |
2016-09-26 |
| 10. |
When the light of life has gone, no change for the meter. Th... |
60.68 |
1.0725 |
0.1831 |
233 |
2 |
50.67 |
2016-09-09 |
| 11. |
Burning my bridges and smashing my mirrors, turning to see i... |
60.64 |
1.0388 |
0.2200 |
243 |
2 |
55.63 |
2016-09-26 |
| 12. |
Every time that I think I'm alone, and I can't find a word o... |
60.18 |
1.1034 |
0.1177 |
292 |
1 |
60.18 |
2016-09-26 |
| 13. |
I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book d... |
60.18 |
0.9768 |
0.2418 |
387 |
2 |
52.30 |
2016-09-19 |
| 14. |
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, t... |
59.91 |
1.0767 |
0.1331 |
212 |
3 |
58.90 |
2016-09-26 |
| 15. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
59.69 |
1.0787 |
0.1275 |
237 |
2 |
54.24 |
2016-09-12 |
| 16. |
You think cooking is a cute job, huh? Like mommy in the kitc... |
59.56 |
1.0159 |
0.1933 |
356 |
2 |
55.57 |
2016-09-26 |
| 17. |
The good news is that your child has a natural desire to do ... |
59.52 |
1.0205 |
0.1779 |
179 |
1 |
59.52 |
2015-06-09 |
| 18. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
59.17 |
1.0183 |
0.1752 |
191 |
1 |
59.17 |
2016-09-20 |
| 19. |
You have to be a fairly determined ecological detective to f... |
59.16 |
0.8994 |
0.2970 |
188 |
3 |
53.73 |
2016-09-19 |
| 20. |
And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give oth... |
59.13 |
1.0252 |
0.1725 |
180 |
3 |
52.53 |
2016-09-08 |
| 21. |
But no matter how effective the lesson was, I never really u... |
58.85 |
1.0943 |
0.1283 |
206 |
2 |
56.88 |
2015-06-04 |
| 22. |
If you spend too much time trying to find out what is good o... |
58.64 |
1.0120 |
0.1685 |
196 |
1 |
58.64 |
2015-06-04 |
| 23. |
There are still some places where you can get all you can ea... |
58.64 |
0.9722 |
0.2130 |
283 |
2 |
57.35 |
2015-06-10 |
| 24. |
I can and do say that nothing human beings have ever before ... |
58.60 |
1.0296 |
0.1591 |
306 |
2 |
52.76 |
2016-09-26 |
| 25. |
The sooner your kids appreciate the value of work, the more ... |
58.52 |
1.0669 |
0.1496 |
286 |
1 |
58.52 |
2017-01-11 |
| 26. |
From compositional considerations the tomato layer would be ... |
58.40 |
1.0375 |
0.1909 |
200 |
1 |
58.40 |
2017-01-11 |
| 27. |
Hanging by threads of palest silver, I could have stayed tha... |
58.25 |
1.0282 |
0.1537 |
226 |
1 |
58.25 |
2015-06-04 |
| 28. |
It is not difficult to wield a sword in one hand; the way to... |
58.08 |
1.0499 |
0.1291 |
194 |
1 |
58.08 |
2016-09-26 |
| 29. |
Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a ch... |
57.96 |
1.0118 |
0.1625 |
250 |
1 |
57.96 |
2015-06-08 |
| 30. |
We can experience nothing but the present moment, live in no... |
57.95 |
1.0798 |
0.0834 |
148 |
1 |
57.95 |
2016-09-19 |
| 31. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
57.87 |
1.0496 |
0.1194 |
314 |
2 |
52.99 |
2016-09-26 |
| 32. |
Directories contain elements that describe objects in the wo... |
57.69 |
0.9852 |
0.1856 |
216 |
1 |
57.69 |
2017-01-17 |
| 33. |
When we got to the Mint I parked on the street in front of t... |
57.59 |
1.0462 |
0.1193 |
158 |
2 |
56.98 |
2016-09-20 |
| 34. |
The one place where a man ought to get a square deal is in a... |
57.03 |
1.0473 |
0.1100 |
459 |
1 |
57.03 |
2015-06-04 |
| 35. |
This used to be my playground, this used to be my childhood ... |
56.92 |
1.0209 |
0.1169 |
161 |
1 |
56.92 |
2022-01-29 |
| 36. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
56.82 |
1.0252 |
0.1203 |
176 |
1 |
56.82 |
2015-06-04 |
| 37. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
56.52 |
1.0486 |
0.0937 |
289 |
1 |
56.52 |
2016-09-20 |
| 38. |
But if in efficient causes it is possible to go on to infini... |
56.25 |
1.0441 |
0.1315 |
316 |
1 |
56.25 |
2015-06-09 |
| 39. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
56.22 |
1.0613 |
0.0752 |
266 |
1 |
56.22 |
2015-06-04 |
| 40. |
Yes, not only humans but also every other organism in the co... |
56.07 |
0.9948 |
0.1410 |
333 |
1 |
56.07 |
2016-09-19 |
| 41. |
O clear intelligence, force beyond all measure! Gentlemen, I... |
55.96 |
0.9976 |
0.1557 |
174 |
2 |
53.24 |
2016-09-09 |
| 42. |
So it's all come back round to breaking apart again. Breakin... |
55.94 |
1.0885 |
0.0749 |
341 |
1 |
55.94 |
2015-06-04 |
| 43. |
We were the people who were not in the papers. We lived in t... |
55.66 |
1.0536 |
0.0721 |
171 |
1 |
55.66 |
2016-09-19 |
| 44. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
55.31 |
1.0289 |
0.0903 |
276 |
2 |
50.06 |
2016-09-19 |
| 45. |
Wood and other fibrous material is mixed with liquid and mas... |
55.23 |
0.8906 |
0.2290 |
238 |
1 |
55.23 |
2016-09-08 |
| 46. |
While there are few problems in today's world that the Unite... |
55.17 |
0.9880 |
0.1300 |
368 |
2 |
52.32 |
2016-09-26 |
| 47. |
Come sail your ships around me and burn your bridges down. W... |
55.03 |
1.0719 |
0.0681 |
360 |
1 |
55.03 |
2015-06-04 |
| 48. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
54.78 |
1.0521 |
0.0522 |
171 |
2 |
54.15 |
2016-09-20 |
| 49. |
Races are not won in the first corner; however, they are oft... |
54.46 |
0.9582 |
0.1422 |
259 |
2 |
47.02 |
2015-06-13 |
| 50. |
No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece ... |
54.43 |
0.9635 |
0.1380 |
389 |
1 |
54.43 |
2017-01-11 |
| 51. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
54.37 |
1.0131 |
0.0831 |
225 |
1 |
54.37 |
2015-06-09 |
| 52. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
54.21 |
1.0368 |
0.0579 |
276 |
1 |
54.21 |
2015-06-04 |
| 53. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
54.20 |
1.0099 |
0.0843 |
207 |
1 |
54.20 |
2015-06-04 |
| 54. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
54.12 |
1.0429 |
0.0494 |
259 |
1 |
54.12 |
2016-09-08 |
| 55. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
54.11 |
0.8971 |
0.1983 |
266 |
1 |
54.11 |
2015-06-04 |
| 56. |
He started running, up and up, until he hurled himself into ... |
54.04 |
1.0172 |
0.1075 |
341 |
1 |
54.04 |
2016-09-26 |
| 57. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
53.85 |
1.0385 |
0.0484 |
230 |
1 |
53.85 |
2015-06-04 |
| 58. |
I've flown seven million miles. And I've been waiting on peo... |
53.69 |
0.8968 |
0.1851 |
186 |
1 |
53.69 |
2016-09-19 |
| 59. |
I tensed, waiting for the fury - both his and mine - but it ... |
53.64 |
0.9743 |
0.1122 |
348 |
1 |
53.64 |
2016-09-09 |
| 60. |
Ideology: the process of making ideas. Certain artisans were... |
53.60 |
0.9430 |
0.1414 |
297 |
1 |
53.60 |
2015-06-04 |
| 61. |
OK, let me get something straight: this is a journal, not a ... |
53.42 |
0.9951 |
0.0886 |
299 |
1 |
53.42 |
2017-01-17 |
| 62. |
I can practically see your face and another revolutionary fa... |
53.29 |
1.0132 |
0.0575 |
143 |
1 |
53.29 |
2015-06-08 |
| 63. |
May your hands always be busy, may your feet always be swift... |
53.28 |
1.0169 |
0.0631 |
222 |
1 |
53.28 |
2015-06-04 |
| 64. |
Now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces, I'll pull out m... |
53.27 |
1.0261 |
0.0849 |
410 |
1 |
53.27 |
2016-09-19 |
| 65. |
As customers of all races, nationalities, and cultures visit... |
53.22 |
0.9898 |
0.1189 |
353 |
1 |
53.22 |
2016-09-26 |
| 66. |
Groups of illegal miners smuggle themselves down in freight ... |
53.20 |
1.0403 |
0.0751 |
275 |
1 |
53.20 |
2015-06-04 |
| 67. |
The day is made up of 24 hours and an infinite number of mom... |
53.20 |
1.0529 |
0.0246 |
200 |
2 |
52.21 |
2016-09-12 |
| 68. |
Here, the oregano and other trace materials sitting on the s... |
53.17 |
0.9873 |
0.0836 |
155 |
1 |
53.17 |
2015-06-08 |
| 69. |
Some have a positive vocation for breaking open safes: from ... |
53.17 |
0.9670 |
0.1475 |
307 |
1 |
53.17 |
2016-09-26 |
| 70. |
Growing to hate decisive moments, the only thing within a br... |
53.15 |
1.0395 |
0.0370 |
239 |
1 |
53.15 |
2017-01-17 |
| 71. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
52.93 |
1.0577 |
0.0090 |
247 |
1 |
52.93 |
2016-09-19 |
| 72. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
52.83 |
0.9846 |
0.0818 |
281 |
3 |
49.86 |
2015-06-09 |
| 73. |
It led me by the hand, as if to fill the niches in the memor... |
52.78 |
1.0326 |
0.0344 |
241 |
2 |
50.18 |
2016-09-19 |
| 74. |
You have two choices: you can keep running and hiding and bl... |
52.63 |
1.0660 |
-0.0030 |
164 |
2 |
51.76 |
2016-09-19 |
| 75. |
I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong... |
52.63 |
0.9811 |
0.0852 |
290 |
1 |
52.63 |
2016-09-26 |
| 76. |
The goal of the true seeker is to become a sage, or superior... |
52.41 |
0.9340 |
0.1234 |
296 |
3 |
47.42 |
2016-09-26 |
| 77. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
52.38 |
1.0487 |
0.0065 |
231 |
2 |
49.33 |
2015-06-10 |
| 78. |
My mom, especially, challenged us on everything. She'd use w... |
52.36 |
1.0249 |
0.0387 |
357 |
1 |
52.36 |
2016-09-19 |
| 79. |
Take care where you're going, doing all the things you do. E... |
52.32 |
1.0366 |
0.0237 |
289 |
1 |
52.32 |
2015-06-08 |
| 80. |
Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted l... |
52.23 |
0.9048 |
0.1526 |
271 |
1 |
52.23 |
2015-06-08 |
| 81. |
We live in an age when people do more writing than they have... |
52.18 |
1.0298 |
0.0268 |
280 |
1 |
52.18 |
2016-09-26 |
| 82. |
There are but two types of men who desire war: those who hav... |
52.01 |
1.0679 |
-0.0137 |
256 |
2 |
51.16 |
2016-09-09 |
| 83. |
Is that what your little note says? It must be hard living y... |
52.00 |
1.0104 |
0.0429 |
201 |
1 |
52.00 |
2016-09-09 |
| 84. |
I was having this awful nightmare that I was 32. And then I ... |
51.62 |
0.9764 |
0.0642 |
137 |
2 |
44.58 |
2015-06-08 |
| 85. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
51.57 |
1.0534 |
-0.0114 |
357 |
1 |
51.57 |
2015-06-04 |
| 86. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
51.44 |
0.9941 |
0.0430 |
217 |
2 |
47.85 |
2016-09-08 |
| 87. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
51.41 |
0.9710 |
0.0640 |
173 |
1 |
51.41 |
2015-06-08 |
| 88. |
The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... |
51.14 |
1.0254 |
0.0512 |
217 |
1 |
51.14 |
2015-06-08 |
| 89. |
All we need for morality is contained in these words: make o... |
51.08 |
1.0689 |
-0.0353 |
191 |
1 |
51.08 |
2016-09-09 |
| 90. |
Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by ... |
51.04 |
0.8805 |
0.1481 |
105 |
1 |
51.04 |
2016-09-09 |
| 91. |
First of all, you must be comfortable, otherwise it will be ... |
51.02 |
0.9831 |
0.0444 |
222 |
1 |
51.02 |
2015-06-08 |
| 92. |
A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, ... |
51.00 |
0.9726 |
0.0622 |
325 |
1 |
51.00 |
2016-09-19 |
| 93. |
It is part of the human nature always to judge others very s... |
50.98 |
1.0593 |
-0.0258 |
192 |
1 |
50.98 |
2016-09-09 |
| 94. |
This business is filled to the brim with unrealistic people ... |
50.97 |
1.0203 |
0.0378 |
400 |
1 |
50.97 |
2016-09-19 |
| 95. |
If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear t... |
50.84 |
1.0189 |
0.0099 |
265 |
1 |
50.84 |
2016-09-26 |
| 96. |
Caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a... |
50.83 |
0.9266 |
0.0995 |
278 |
1 |
50.83 |
2015-06-04 |
| 97. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
50.67 |
0.9682 |
0.0537 |
143 |
1 |
50.67 |
2015-06-09 |
| 98. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
50.62 |
0.9614 |
0.0614 |
292 |
1 |
50.62 |
2015-06-04 |
| 99. |
The proper purpose of law is to use the power of its collect... |
50.40 |
1.0325 |
-0.0121 |
406 |
1 |
50.40 |
2022-01-29 |
| 100. |
She was a genius of sadness, immersing herself in it, separa... |
50.25 |
0.8787 |
0.1376 |
202 |
2 |
47.76 |
2016-10-13 |
| 101. |
Wrongfully imprisoned action heroes rarely have the time to ... |
50.22 |
0.9881 |
0.0290 |
316 |
1 |
50.22 |
2016-09-08 |
| 102. |
The basis of the Aztecs' success in creating a great state a... |
50.21 |
0.9908 |
0.0650 |
342 |
1 |
50.21 |
2015-06-04 |
| 103. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
50.13 |
0.9756 |
0.0357 |
229 |
2 |
48.89 |
2016-09-26 |
| 104. |
The typewriter had a problem, though. Try to type quickly on... |
50.09 |
0.8791 |
0.1313 |
190 |
1 |
50.09 |
2016-09-09 |
| 105. |
At the very end of these food chains (which is to say, at th... |
50.07 |
0.8202 |
0.1902 |
178 |
1 |
50.07 |
2015-06-04 |
| 106. |
What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all do... |
50.05 |
1.0677 |
-0.0558 |
239 |
1 |
50.05 |
2016-09-08 |
| 107. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
50.04 |
1.0124 |
-0.0036 |
204 |
1 |
50.04 |
2015-06-08 |
| 108. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
50.03 |
0.9907 |
0.0183 |
211 |
1 |
50.03 |
2015-06-04 |
| 109. |
You never read a book on psychology, Tippy. You didn't need ... |
50.00 |
0.9857 |
0.0268 |
265 |
1 |
50.00 |
2016-09-19 |
| 110. |
I don't believe in an interventionist God, but I know, darli... |
49.97 |
1.0677 |
-0.0280 |
284 |
1 |
49.97 |
2016-09-20 |
| 111. |
You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder ... |
49.95 |
0.9198 |
0.0888 |
173 |
1 |
49.95 |
2016-09-19 |
| 112. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
49.93 |
0.9966 |
0.0112 |
259 |
1 |
49.93 |
2015-06-04 |
| 113. |
Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, lik... |
49.93 |
0.8941 |
0.1152 |
216 |
2 |
43.59 |
2015-06-08 |
| 114. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
49.88 |
1.0334 |
-0.0303 |
131 |
1 |
49.88 |
2015-06-08 |
| 115. |
Plato is always concerned to advocate views that will make p... |
49.75 |
0.9609 |
0.0477 |
206 |
1 |
49.75 |
2016-09-12 |
| 116. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
49.67 |
0.9289 |
0.0731 |
204 |
1 |
49.67 |
2015-06-10 |
| 117. |
Picking up the pieces, half alive in a nine 'til five, vacan... |
49.66 |
0.9855 |
0.0502 |
258 |
1 |
49.66 |
2015-06-04 |
| 118. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
49.59 |
0.9213 |
0.0804 |
295 |
2 |
44.21 |
2016-09-09 |
| 119. |
A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. ... |
49.46 |
1.0387 |
-0.0088 |
239 |
1 |
49.46 |
2016-09-19 |
| 120. |
Two years ago this property cost one million pounds. Today, ... |
49.46 |
0.9157 |
0.0845 |
350 |
1 |
49.46 |
2015-06-04 |
| 121. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
49.44 |
0.9527 |
0.0452 |
251 |
1 |
49.44 |
2015-06-08 |
| 122. |
Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... |
49.41 |
0.9309 |
0.0650 |
284 |
2 |
45.59 |
2017-01-11 |
| 123. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
49.35 |
1.0666 |
-0.0717 |
297 |
1 |
49.35 |
2015-06-08 |
| 124. |
You gotta relax and stay calm in there. The cage is your hom... |
49.34 |
0.9717 |
0.0270 |
225 |
1 |
49.34 |
2016-09-19 |
| 125. |
The invention of the wheel represented a major turning point... |
49.33 |
0.9792 |
0.0542 |
265 |
2 |
48.50 |
2016-09-19 |
| 126. |
Well this seems to be a waste of my time. That is nine hundr... |
49.21 |
0.9731 |
0.0541 |
307 |
1 |
49.21 |
2016-09-19 |
| 127. |
To drive out of the Central Valley of California on a hot da... |
49.04 |
0.9068 |
0.0823 |
225 |
2 |
44.78 |
2016-09-12 |
| 128. |
In most cases, there is more to be gained by maximizing the ... |
49.00 |
1.0598 |
-0.0754 |
196 |
1 |
49.00 |
2015-06-09 |
| 129. |
The number one challenge I've seen with myself and with othe... |
48.96 |
1.0117 |
-0.0215 |
239 |
1 |
48.96 |
2016-09-12 |
| 130. |
The hectic speed, and the brevity of the lines in the thread... |
48.92 |
0.9131 |
0.0687 |
144 |
1 |
48.92 |
2015-06-08 |
| 131. |
She looked terrific. I said to myself, "Maybe she's going to... |
48.91 |
0.9120 |
0.1053 |
436 |
1 |
48.91 |
2015-06-09 |
| 132. |
Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Trian... |
48.88 |
0.9672 |
0.0221 |
396 |
1 |
48.88 |
2015-06-04 |
| 133. |
But it is important to know this, to know your roots. To kno... |
48.88 |
1.0686 |
-0.0801 |
255 |
1 |
48.88 |
2015-06-08 |
| 134. |
The Inca believed that if one did not give thanks and obedie... |
48.88 |
1.0077 |
0.0201 |
250 |
1 |
48.88 |
2015-06-04 |
| 135. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
48.85 |
1.0257 |
-0.0371 |
401 |
1 |
48.85 |
2015-06-04 |
| 136. |
As to my own part, having turned my thoughts for many years ... |
48.82 |
1.0144 |
-0.0280 |
214 |
1 |
48.82 |
2022-01-29 |
| 137. |
You know, sweetheart, if there's one thing I've learned, it'... |
48.79 |
1.0002 |
-0.0147 |
161 |
1 |
48.79 |
2015-06-09 |
| 138. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
48.74 |
0.9936 |
-0.0099 |
311 |
1 |
48.74 |
2015-06-04 |
| 139. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
48.73 |
0.9202 |
0.0638 |
254 |
1 |
48.73 |
2015-06-08 |
| 140. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
48.72 |
1.0390 |
-0.0584 |
205 |
1 |
48.72 |
2015-06-09 |
| 141. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
48.72 |
1.0251 |
-0.0434 |
261 |
2 |
44.01 |
2016-09-19 |
| 142. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
48.70 |
0.9597 |
0.0254 |
347 |
1 |
48.70 |
2016-09-26 |
| 143. |
The term "barbarian" was created by the Greeks; it was origi... |
48.69 |
0.9509 |
0.0702 |
225 |
2 |
47.50 |
2016-09-19 |
| 144. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
48.65 |
1.0714 |
-0.0935 |
129 |
1 |
48.65 |
2016-09-09 |
| 145. |
It takes more than a calorie of fossil fuel energy to produc... |
48.61 |
0.8723 |
0.1055 |
185 |
1 |
48.61 |
2015-06-10 |
| 146. |
Friday morning Qwilleran sat at his typewriter and stared at... |
48.47 |
0.7750 |
0.2102 |
254 |
2 |
45.11 |
2016-09-26 |
| 147. |
I don't know whether it's necessary or not; but this I do kn... |
48.40 |
0.9308 |
0.0491 |
142 |
1 |
48.40 |
2016-09-12 |
| 148. |
Stab a sorry heart with your favorite finger. Paint the whol... |
48.39 |
1.0270 |
-0.0148 |
255 |
1 |
48.39 |
2015-06-08 |
| 149. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
48.30 |
1.0025 |
-0.0275 |
336 |
1 |
48.30 |
2015-06-08 |
| 150. |
I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t... |
48.25 |
0.9567 |
0.0169 |
273 |
2 |
46.44 |
2016-09-08 |
| 151. |
Convection also plays a minor role because of the relative t... |
48.22 |
0.9820 |
-0.0105 |
274 |
1 |
48.22 |
2015-06-04 |
| 152. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
48.19 |
0.9795 |
-0.0070 |
308 |
1 |
48.19 |
2015-06-04 |
| 153. |
A problem in communication is that people don't smile enough... |
48.15 |
1.0148 |
-0.0388 |
272 |
1 |
48.15 |
2015-06-08 |
| 154. |
It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaw... |
48.11 |
0.9045 |
0.0664 |
235 |
2 |
45.50 |
2015-06-10 |
| 155. |
When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their padd... |
48.00 |
0.9801 |
-0.0085 |
209 |
2 |
47.87 |
2015-06-10 |
| 156. |
It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole... |
47.82 |
0.8767 |
0.0817 |
198 |
2 |
41.74 |
2015-06-13 |
| 157. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
47.72 |
0.9697 |
-0.0058 |
249 |
1 |
47.72 |
2015-06-04 |
| 158. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
47.72 |
0.9342 |
0.0310 |
434 |
1 |
47.72 |
2016-09-20 |
| 159. |
It was an effect of light: quick sunlight dappling, yellow l... |
47.62 |
0.8367 |
0.1293 |
294 |
3 |
43.83 |
2016-09-09 |
| 160. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
47.61 |
0.9897 |
-0.0300 |
274 |
1 |
47.61 |
2015-06-13 |
| 161. |
The treatment of atoms with more than one electron requires ... |
47.61 |
0.9653 |
-0.0009 |
394 |
2 |
46.14 |
2015-06-08 |
| 162. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
47.58 |
0.9233 |
0.0337 |
168 |
1 |
47.58 |
2016-09-19 |
| 163. |
Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by hav... |
47.58 |
1.0154 |
-0.0084 |
351 |
1 |
47.58 |
2015-06-04 |
| 164. |
It may seem quite novelistic to you, and I am willing to agr... |
47.50 |
0.9529 |
0.0454 |
269 |
1 |
47.50 |
2016-09-12 |
| 165. |
Excellent. He's enterprising, aggressive, outgoing, young, b... |
47.49 |
0.8890 |
0.0676 |
199 |
1 |
47.49 |
2015-06-10 |
| 166. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
47.47 |
1.0444 |
-0.0904 |
197 |
1 |
47.47 |
2016-09-09 |
| 167. |
I'll tell you a secret. Something they don't teach you in yo... |
47.46 |
0.9877 |
-0.0271 |
286 |
1 |
47.46 |
2015-06-10 |
| 168. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
47.42 |
0.9899 |
-0.0358 |
163 |
2 |
44.54 |
2016-10-13 |
| 169. |
When we conceive of the sweetest being ever, we are conceivi... |
47.36 |
1.1014 |
-0.1080 |
273 |
1 |
47.36 |
2016-09-19 |
| 170. |
I laugh at the whole notion of "Mr. Right" and you should to... |
47.25 |
0.8845 |
0.0688 |
273 |
1 |
47.25 |
2015-06-13 |
| 171. |
Remembering you running soft through the night. You were big... |
47.12 |
1.0863 |
-0.0998 |
210 |
1 |
47.12 |
2015-06-10 |
| 172. |
He managed to open the cupboard door with his nose and found... |
47.12 |
0.9127 |
0.0362 |
252 |
1 |
47.12 |
2015-06-08 |
| 173. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
47.09 |
1.0796 |
-0.1332 |
129 |
1 |
47.09 |
2015-06-10 |
| 174. |
The development of a living body of literature became indica... |
47.04 |
0.9364 |
0.0503 |
351 |
1 |
47.04 |
2015-06-08 |
| 175. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
46.81 |
1.0515 |
-0.1085 |
250 |
2 |
41.95 |
2016-09-26 |
| 176. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
46.79 |
0.9426 |
0.0021 |
317 |
1 |
46.79 |
2022-01-29 |
| 177. |
Living men are bound by time... Thus, their lives have an ur... |
46.77 |
0.9884 |
-0.0406 |
365 |
1 |
46.77 |
2015-06-04 |
| 178. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
46.46 |
1.0483 |
-0.1131 |
227 |
1 |
46.46 |
2015-06-08 |
| 179. |
We were all in our late twenties or early-to-middle thirties... |
46.21 |
0.8867 |
0.0463 |
241 |
1 |
46.21 |
2016-09-12 |
| 180. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
46.17 |
0.9965 |
-0.0655 |
310 |
1 |
46.17 |
2015-06-04 |
| 181. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
46.11 |
1.0316 |
-0.1003 |
333 |
1 |
46.11 |
2015-06-08 |
| 182. |
The shearers' hut had bark walls and a tin roof. The floors ... |
46.04 |
0.9943 |
-0.0613 |
321 |
1 |
46.04 |
2015-06-08 |
| 183. |
Yet the web of thought has no such creases and is more like ... |
46.04 |
0.9786 |
-0.0502 |
235 |
1 |
46.04 |
2022-01-29 |
| 184. |
Pulp: 1. A soft, moist, shapeless mass or matter. 2. A magaz... |
46.01 |
0.9155 |
0.0583 |
168 |
3 |
40.50 |
2015-06-10 |
| 185. |
The theory of music emphasizes the elements from which music... |
45.97 |
1.0117 |
-0.0406 |
297 |
2 |
44.39 |
2016-09-08 |
| 186. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
45.46 |
0.9843 |
-0.0699 |
234 |
1 |
45.46 |
2015-06-04 |
| 187. |
Sholes consulted with an educator who helped him analyze the... |
45.41 |
0.9553 |
-0.0359 |
430 |
1 |
45.41 |
2015-06-10 |
| 188. |
The chat room she finds not so comforting. It's strange even... |
45.38 |
0.9471 |
-0.0283 |
312 |
1 |
45.38 |
2015-06-09 |
| 189. |
Historian James C. Cobb has described southern identity as "... |
45.37 |
0.9176 |
0.0295 |
267 |
1 |
45.37 |
2015-06-04 |
| 190. |
So, I'm tending bar there at Ecklund & Swedlin's last Tuesda... |
45.34 |
0.8467 |
0.0925 |
343 |
2 |
43.86 |
2016-09-19 |
| 191. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
45.33 |
0.9684 |
-0.0530 |
388 |
1 |
45.33 |
2016-09-09 |
| 192. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
45.28 |
1.0399 |
-0.1258 |
294 |
1 |
45.28 |
2015-06-08 |
| 193. |
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I hones... |
45.08 |
1.0227 |
-0.1116 |
272 |
1 |
45.08 |
2015-06-13 |
| 194. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
44.91 |
1.0349 |
-0.1302 |
234 |
1 |
44.91 |
2015-06-08 |
| 195. |
An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, t... |
44.86 |
0.9109 |
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401 |
1 |
44.86 |
2015-06-10 |
| 196. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, to see how... |
44.70 |
1.0403 |
-0.1209 |
193 |
1 |
44.70 |
2015-06-08 |
| 197. |
Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard.... |
44.65 |
0.7918 |
0.1123 |
244 |
1 |
44.65 |
2016-09-20 |
| 198. |
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... |
44.65 |
0.9786 |
-0.0803 |
193 |
1 |
44.65 |
2015-06-08 |
| 199. |
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... |
44.64 |
0.9811 |
-0.0801 |
272 |
1 |
44.64 |
2015-06-08 |
| 200. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
44.60 |
1.0389 |
-0.1388 |
340 |
1 |
44.60 |
2016-09-26 |
| 201. |
They say, "Find a purpose in your life and live it." But, so... |
44.57 |
1.0153 |
-0.1126 |
182 |
1 |
44.57 |
2015-06-04 |
| 202. |
I touch no one and no one touches me. I am a rock, I am an i... |
44.55 |
0.8813 |
0.0201 |
119 |
1 |
44.55 |
2016-09-09 |
| 203. |
Your ring finger is the most difficult of all fingers to con... |
44.41 |
0.9884 |
-0.0913 |
262 |
1 |
44.41 |
2015-06-08 |
| 204. |
Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old ... |
44.28 |
0.9574 |
-0.0626 |
312 |
1 |
44.28 |
2016-09-08 |
| 205. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
44.27 |
0.9772 |
-0.0855 |
217 |
1 |
44.27 |
2016-09-09 |
| 206. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
44.23 |
0.9430 |
-0.0536 |
211 |
1 |
44.23 |
2015-06-08 |
| 207. |
I leave you with photographs, pictures of trickery, and stai... |
44.11 |
0.9016 |
-0.0078 |
192 |
1 |
44.11 |
2015-06-08 |
| 208. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
44.02 |
1.0529 |
-0.1656 |
351 |
1 |
44.02 |
2015-06-08 |
| 209. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
43.96 |
0.8553 |
0.0289 |
174 |
1 |
43.96 |
2015-06-04 |
| 210. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
43.96 |
0.9844 |
-0.0969 |
293 |
1 |
43.96 |
2015-06-08 |
| 211. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
43.80 |
0.9257 |
-0.0384 |
317 |
1 |
43.80 |
2015-06-08 |
| 212. |
Finally, don't expect your cooking to taste exactly like res... |
43.73 |
0.8951 |
-0.0111 |
246 |
1 |
43.73 |
2016-09-19 |
| 213. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
43.65 |
0.9376 |
-0.0551 |
367 |
1 |
43.65 |
2015-06-08 |
| 214. |
After removal from the oven, the pizza is sliced and plated ... |
43.42 |
1.0320 |
-0.1176 |
293 |
1 |
43.42 |
2015-06-08 |
| 215. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
43.39 |
0.9578 |
-0.0840 |
281 |
1 |
43.39 |
2015-06-08 |
| 216. |
We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. ... |
43.38 |
0.9838 |
-0.1061 |
387 |
1 |
43.38 |
2015-06-08 |
| 217. |
And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who though... |
43.31 |
0.9936 |
-0.0968 |
227 |
1 |
43.31 |
2015-06-10 |
| 218. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
43.14 |
1.0462 |
-0.1798 |
184 |
1 |
43.14 |
2015-06-13 |
| 219. |
Over the past decade, we've seen strong economic growth but ... |
43.11 |
0.8096 |
0.0647 |
209 |
1 |
43.11 |
2015-06-08 |
| 220. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
42.84 |
0.9731 |
-0.1154 |
129 |
1 |
42.84 |
2016-09-08 |
| 221. |
Air-conditioned, odorless, illuminated by buzzing fluorescen... |
42.84 |
0.9216 |
-0.0217 |
255 |
1 |
42.84 |
2015-06-09 |
| 222. |
By that point, entire sectors of my cerebral cortex seemed t... |
42.62 |
0.9685 |
-0.1066 |
203 |
1 |
42.62 |
2016-09-09 |
| 223. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
42.58 |
0.9649 |
-0.1071 |
193 |
1 |
42.58 |
2015-06-08 |
| 224. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
42.55 |
1.0004 |
-0.1453 |
212 |
1 |
42.55 |
2016-09-08 |
| 225. |
After others have talked about themselves, a point will be r... |
42.46 |
1.0948 |
-0.2373 |
153 |
1 |
42.46 |
2015-06-09 |
| 226. |
Jerry, if you think that by threatening me you can get me to... |
42.38 |
1.0441 |
-0.1926 |
261 |
1 |
42.38 |
2022-01-29 |
| 227. |
With the coming of Dean Moriarty began the part of my life y... |
42.34 |
1.0189 |
-0.1641 |
337 |
1 |
42.34 |
2016-09-08 |
| 228. |
Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... |
42.25 |
0.9212 |
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323 |
1 |
42.25 |
2015-06-04 |
| 229. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
42.19 |
1.0398 |
-0.1957 |
110 |
1 |
42.19 |
2016-09-09 |
| 230. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
42.01 |
1.0033 |
-0.1603 |
189 |
1 |
42.01 |
2015-06-08 |
| 231. |
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something differe... |
41.97 |
0.9863 |
-0.1387 |
339 |
1 |
41.97 |
2016-09-12 |
| 232. |
His long black hair crackled, and crazy energies flashed out... |
41.91 |
0.8565 |
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1 |
41.91 |
2016-09-12 |
| 233. |
It's not time to make a change. Just sit down and take it sl... |
41.90 |
1.0154 |
-0.1736 |
235 |
1 |
41.90 |
2022-01-29 |
| 234. |
A freedom fighter learns the hard way that it is the oppress... |
41.76 |
1.0617 |
-0.2169 |
247 |
1 |
41.76 |
2016-09-12 |
| 235. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
41.74 |
0.9612 |
-0.1195 |
256 |
1 |
41.74 |
2016-09-19 |
| 236. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
41.42 |
1.0213 |
-0.1884 |
240 |
1 |
41.42 |
2015-06-10 |
| 237. |
Because most of the 150,000 tons of gold ever mined is still... |
40.92 |
0.9303 |
-0.1101 |
176 |
1 |
40.92 |
2015-06-08 |
| 238. |
Focus your attention on the Now and tell me what problem you... |
40.87 |
1.1022 |
-0.2439 |
259 |
1 |
40.87 |
2016-09-09 |
| 239. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
40.83 |
0.9910 |
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40.83 |
2015-06-08 |
| 240. |
If one day I could get out of here, I would allow myself to ... |
40.75 |
1.0294 |
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206 |
1 |
40.75 |
2016-09-12 |
| 241. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
40.74 |
0.8919 |
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205 |
1 |
40.74 |
2015-06-08 |
| 242. |
Grits and fried chicken won't disappear, but perhaps future ... |
40.69 |
0.8884 |
-0.0691 |
135 |
1 |
40.69 |
2015-06-08 |
| 243. |
An idea is like a virus, resilient, highly contagious. The s... |
40.32 |
0.8278 |
-0.0140 |
131 |
1 |
40.32 |
2016-09-09 |
| 244. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
39.79 |
0.9691 |
-0.1675 |
223 |
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39.79 |
2015-06-08 |
| 245. |
This was the most delicious meal he'd had in recent years, a... |
39.24 |
1.0214 |
-0.1899 |
281 |
1 |
39.24 |
2015-06-08 |
| 246. |
Your primary objective should be to touch-type; that is, to ... |
39.17 |
0.9281 |
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1 |
39.17 |
2015-06-08 |
| 247. |
My friend, I shall be pedagogic, and say you ought to start ... |
39.01 |
1.0125 |
-0.2296 |
224 |
1 |
39.01 |
2015-06-13 |
| 248. |
Imagine this: Here we are, a plane full of grown human being... |
38.90 |
0.9631 |
-0.1336 |
345 |
1 |
38.90 |
2015-06-08 |
| 249. |
It was an effect of light: quick sunlight dappling, yellow l... |
38.88 |
0.7708 |
0.0154 |
207 |
1 |
38.88 |
2015-06-13 |
| 250. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
38.78 |
0.9485 |
-0.1674 |
236 |
1 |
38.78 |
2015-06-08 |
| 251. |
And though my journeys did take me to a great many states, a... |
38.76 |
0.9994 |
-0.1883 |
269 |
1 |
38.76 |
2016-09-09 |
| 252. |
Dropping through sky, through the glass of the roof, through... |
38.63 |
0.9688 |
-0.1936 |
217 |
1 |
38.63 |
2015-06-13 |
| 253. |
During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans... |
38.53 |
0.8573 |
-0.0796 |
270 |
2 |
37.62 |
2016-09-09 |
| 254. |
In the ninja world, those who break the rules are scum, that... |
38.23 |
0.9434 |
-0.1739 |
126 |
1 |
38.23 |
2016-09-09 |
| 255. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
38.18 |
1.0516 |
-0.2833 |
281 |
2 |
37.03 |
2015-06-13 |
| 256. |
We may climb into the thin and cold realm of pure geometry a... |
38.13 |
0.9871 |
-0.1811 |
209 |
1 |
38.13 |
2015-06-08 |
| 257. |
Every time you practice a technique incorrectly, you're incr... |
38.10 |
0.8826 |
-0.1154 |
241 |
1 |
38.10 |
2015-06-08 |
| 258. |
To be fair, English is full of booby traps for the unwary fo... |
37.76 |
0.9175 |
-0.1549 |
240 |
1 |
37.76 |
2015-06-08 |
| 259. |
Sholes split up the most common pairings of letters in the E... |
37.62 |
0.8653 |
-0.1033 |
255 |
1 |
37.62 |
2016-09-09 |
| 260. |
As much money and life as you could want! The two things mos... |
37.45 |
1.0438 |
-0.2897 |
198 |
1 |
37.45 |
2015-06-13 |
| 261. |
Now, you want it, Nick, you buy it. - What else do I get wit... |
37.31 |
0.7551 |
-0.0053 |
167 |
1 |
37.31 |
2017-01-17 |
| 262. |
You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righte... |
37.14 |
0.9207 |
-0.1731 |
174 |
1 |
37.14 |
2016-09-08 |
| 263. |
We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all... |
36.87 |
0.9851 |
-0.2429 |
317 |
1 |
36.87 |
2015-06-09 |
| 264. |
It's a blue savanna song: somewhere cross the desert, someti... |
36.69 |
1.0211 |
-0.2509 |
213 |
1 |
36.69 |
2016-09-12 |
| 265. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
36.44 |
0.8105 |
-0.0791 |
204 |
1 |
36.44 |
2016-09-08 |
| 266. |
Under the headline "Wonderful Typing," the New York Times re... |
36.22 |
0.7876 |
-0.0563 |
316 |
1 |
36.22 |
2016-09-19 |
| 267. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
36.08 |
0.9514 |
-0.2257 |
237 |
1 |
36.08 |
2015-06-13 |
| 268. |
Alfred Hitchcock once said, "Drama is life with the dull bit... |
35.51 |
0.7890 |
-0.0742 |
230 |
1 |
35.51 |
2015-06-08 |
| 269. |
Wilkinson County was a recipient of one of the new "separate... |
34.99 |
0.8382 |
-0.1345 |
268 |
1 |
34.99 |
2015-06-08 |
| 270. |
It is always painful to part from people whom one has known ... |
34.58 |
0.8888 |
-0.1924 |
150 |
1 |
34.58 |
2016-09-08 |
| 271. |
I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town. And when I got t... |
34.37 |
0.8295 |
-0.1367 |
209 |
1 |
34.37 |
2015-06-08 |
| 272. |
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. |
32.41 |
0.9657 |
-0.3178 |
44 |
1 |
32.41 |
2015-06-10 |
| 273. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
27.43 |
0.9884 |
-0.4404 |
233 |
1 |
27.43 |
2015-06-13 |
| 274. |
When is a legend a legend? Why is a myth a myth? How old and... |
25.02 |
0.8288 |
-0.3266 |
136 |
1 |
25.02 |
2015-06-13 |
| 275. |
Be impeccable with your word - speak with integrity. Say onl... |
23.35 |
1.0669 |
-0.5677 |
213 |
1 |
23.35 |
2015-06-13 |
| 276. |
The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up lab... |
22.91 |
0.8520 |
-0.3948 |
202 |
1 |
22.91 |
2015-06-13 |