| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Hey Jude, don't be afraid. You were made to go out and get h... |
135.08 |
1.1177 |
0.4918 |
168 |
2 |
113.33 |
2026-05-27 |
| 2. |
You don't know what's in store, but you know what you're her... |
133.51 |
1.1193 |
0.4715 |
66 |
1 |
133.51 |
2018-06-07 |
| 3. |
With people like us, you should hang out, get to know what t... |
126.17 |
1.0979 |
0.4055 |
191 |
1 |
126.17 |
2026-05-26 |
| 4. |
I loved Jordan Catalano so much, and talked about him so muc... |
119.34 |
1.0316 |
0.3904 |
213 |
1 |
119.34 |
2026-05-26 |
| 5. |
Pause you who read this, and think for a moment of the long ... |
116.81 |
1.0883 |
0.3035 |
199 |
1 |
116.81 |
2024-05-31 |
| 6. |
The whole point was to find a way to practice nuclear war wi... |
116.64 |
1.0261 |
0.3637 |
227 |
2 |
101.42 |
2022-07-09 |
| 7. |
If we burn our wings flying too close to the sun; if the mom... |
115.70 |
1.0823 |
0.2963 |
200 |
1 |
115.70 |
2024-05-31 |
| 8. |
What is this place, and who am I? I don't remember my name. ... |
114.82 |
1.0639 |
0.3042 |
219 |
1 |
114.82 |
2021-04-04 |
| 9. |
If I could go back to the day we met, what would I do? Perha... |
114.64 |
1.0592 |
0.3068 |
326 |
1 |
114.64 |
2026-05-26 |
| 10. |
We fell in love, we had our fun, you always had enough dream... |
112.24 |
1.0532 |
0.2842 |
153 |
1 |
112.24 |
2021-04-04 |
| 11. |
There was a demon that lived in the air. They said whoever c... |
111.42 |
1.0336 |
0.2940 |
417 |
1 |
111.42 |
2026-05-26 |
| 12. |
How can you see into my eyes like open doors leading you dow... |
110.58 |
1.0585 |
0.2591 |
199 |
1 |
110.58 |
2025-07-18 |
| 13. |
The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and ba... |
109.67 |
1.0663 |
0.2405 |
264 |
1 |
109.67 |
2020-10-14 |
| 14. |
With all due respect ma'am, I'm done wasting my breath on yo... |
109.15 |
1.0207 |
0.2799 |
228 |
1 |
109.15 |
2025-01-07 |
| 15. |
We can't define consciousness because consciousness does not... |
107.71 |
1.0230 |
0.2604 |
301 |
1 |
107.71 |
2021-04-04 |
| 16. |
She did not tell them to clean up their lives, or go and sin... |
107.47 |
1.1457 |
0.1349 |
311 |
1 |
107.47 |
2024-05-31 |
| 17. |
I am doing good to the poor, but I differ in opinion about t... |
107.46 |
1.0835 |
0.1969 |
196 |
1 |
107.46 |
2017-03-24 |
| 18. |
As incredible as it may sound, once radio had been invented,... |
107.35 |
1.0359 |
0.2432 |
292 |
1 |
107.35 |
2024-05-31 |
| 19. |
He could not be mistaken. There were no other eyes like thos... |
104.82 |
1.0960 |
0.1530 |
212 |
1 |
104.82 |
2026-05-26 |
| 20. |
It is always painful to part from people whom one has known ... |
104.79 |
0.9751 |
0.2735 |
253 |
1 |
104.79 |
2026-05-26 |
| 21. |
The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before thi... |
103.32 |
0.9500 |
0.2811 |
174 |
1 |
103.32 |
2017-12-18 |
| 22. |
Marriage is so unlike everything else. There is something ev... |
103.01 |
1.0635 |
0.1639 |
427 |
1 |
103.01 |
2026-05-26 |
| 23. |
I cannot guess how many days have passed since then, but I h... |
102.43 |
1.0348 |
0.1857 |
407 |
1 |
102.43 |
2024-05-31 |
| 24. |
Just about any way you can paint a tree, seems like somewher... |
101.92 |
1.0215 |
0.1929 |
454 |
1 |
101.92 |
2025-01-07 |
| 25. |
Music finds a comfortable parallel with that of human langua... |
101.80 |
1.0485 |
0.1645 |
153 |
1 |
101.80 |
2025-07-18 |
| 26. |
No one could figure out how I coaxed such hearty flavor out ... |
101.76 |
0.9515 |
0.2610 |
411 |
1 |
101.76 |
2021-04-04 |
| 27. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
101.75 |
1.1016 |
0.1108 |
233 |
1 |
101.75 |
2015-11-13 |
| 28. |
One way to combat the horizon effect is to continue search w... |
101.69 |
0.9775 |
0.2342 |
191 |
1 |
101.69 |
2025-07-18 |
| 29. |
Antoon used to import paint cans. That's simply too expensiv... |
101.62 |
0.9984 |
0.2125 |
260 |
1 |
101.62 |
2017-12-19 |
| 30. |
Studies suggest that the influence of parents is due to two ... |
101.58 |
0.9794 |
0.2310 |
289 |
1 |
101.58 |
2017-12-18 |
| 31. |
With the money they earn they'll be able to buy more police ... |
101.14 |
1.1120 |
0.0931 |
198 |
1 |
101.14 |
2020-10-14 |
| 32. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
101.08 |
1.0666 |
0.1378 |
297 |
1 |
101.08 |
2017-12-18 |
| 33. |
You think you're any different from me, or your friends, or ... |
100.65 |
1.0571 |
0.1422 |
317 |
1 |
100.65 |
2025-07-18 |
| 34. |
You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice. If you... |
100.65 |
1.0330 |
0.1663 |
233 |
1 |
100.65 |
2017-12-19 |
| 35. |
Come sail your ships around me and burn your bridges down. W... |
100.34 |
1.0719 |
0.1237 |
360 |
1 |
100.34 |
2015-02-22 |
| 36. |
I let it fall, my heart, and as it fell you rose to claim it... |
99.87 |
1.0473 |
0.1427 |
240 |
1 |
99.87 |
2025-07-18 |
| 37. |
I know I'm supposed to help you, but I can't. Instead of bei... |
99.85 |
0.9753 |
0.2145 |
145 |
1 |
99.85 |
2017-12-20 |
| 38. |
Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end unt... |
99.52 |
1.0350 |
0.1508 |
405 |
1 |
99.52 |
2022-07-09 |
| 39. |
What is your obsession with this money? My father died when ... |
99.06 |
1.0322 |
0.1481 |
303 |
1 |
99.06 |
2025-01-07 |
| 40. |
This mystery of use without consumption, of warmth without c... |
98.39 |
1.0064 |
0.1660 |
275 |
1 |
98.39 |
2017-12-19 |
| 41. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
98.12 |
1.0462 |
0.1229 |
184 |
1 |
98.12 |
2018-12-01 |
| 42. |
From compositional considerations the tomato layer would be ... |
98.04 |
1.0375 |
0.1307 |
200 |
1 |
98.04 |
2025-07-18 |
| 43. |
I feel that way all the time. Like I'm from some other plane... |
97.96 |
1.0558 |
0.1114 |
155 |
1 |
97.96 |
2017-12-20 |
| 44. |
We sat and drank with the sun on our shoulders and felt like... |
97.65 |
1.0335 |
0.1300 |
294 |
1 |
97.65 |
2025-01-08 |
| 45. |
This is what I offer each of you today: one tiny vial of liq... |
97.07 |
1.0323 |
0.1243 |
225 |
1 |
97.07 |
2021-04-04 |
| 46. |
In one respect, man is the nearest thing to me, so far as I ... |
96.20 |
1.0338 |
0.1125 |
645 |
1 |
96.20 |
2025-01-08 |
| 47. |
I'm the tallest of mountains. I am the roughest of waves. I'... |
95.96 |
1.0175 |
0.1259 |
241 |
1 |
95.96 |
2025-07-18 |
| 48. |
Look, there's only one thing worse than being a loser. It's ... |
95.82 |
1.0996 |
0.0421 |
186 |
1 |
95.82 |
2017-12-18 |
| 49. |
They call me the king of the spreadsheets, got 'em printed o... |
95.70 |
0.9083 |
0.2320 |
261 |
1 |
95.70 |
2017-12-20 |
| 50. |
For years I've been rushing around, taking whatever I fancie... |
95.30 |
1.0210 |
0.1145 |
316 |
1 |
95.30 |
2024-05-31 |
| 51. |
The key to success is to become a successful thinker and the... |
95.30 |
1.0321 |
0.1034 |
287 |
1 |
95.30 |
2022-07-09 |
| 52. |
Love is a command, not just a feeling. Somehow, in the roman... |
94.77 |
1.0516 |
0.0776 |
270 |
1 |
94.77 |
2017-12-19 |
| 53. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
94.63 |
1.0013 |
0.1263 |
273 |
1 |
94.63 |
2015-11-13 |
| 54. |
But no matter how effective the lesson was, I never really u... |
94.59 |
1.0943 |
0.0328 |
206 |
1 |
94.59 |
2012-04-08 |
| 55. |
An especially upsetting event occurred today: a garbage truc... |
94.51 |
0.9597 |
0.1664 |
292 |
1 |
94.51 |
2025-07-18 |
| 56. |
As you know the concept of the suction pump is centuries old... |
93.73 |
1.0325 |
0.0843 |
413 |
1 |
93.73 |
2025-07-18 |
| 57. |
There was a stage and a PA up in western Massachusetts and t... |
93.71 |
1.0141 |
0.1025 |
304 |
2 |
89.94 |
2025-07-18 |
| 58. |
I turned back, and perceived a vast opaque body between me a... |
93.69 |
0.9923 |
0.1241 |
308 |
1 |
93.69 |
2017-12-19 |
| 59. |
Don't your feet get cold in the winter time? The sky won't s... |
93.61 |
1.0467 |
0.0687 |
216 |
1 |
93.61 |
2017-12-18 |
| 60. |
I had considered how the things that never happen are often ... |
93.58 |
1.1013 |
0.0138 |
134 |
1 |
93.58 |
2024-05-31 |
| 61. |
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here wit... |
93.52 |
0.9983 |
0.1160 |
231 |
1 |
93.52 |
2025-01-07 |
| 62. |
I'll tell you bedtime stories, and you'll pretend they're no... |
93.39 |
0.9976 |
0.1152 |
309 |
1 |
93.39 |
2022-07-09 |
| 63. |
You ask Raymond what he does for a living and he says, "I br... |
92.88 |
1.0264 |
0.0803 |
422 |
1 |
92.88 |
2024-05-31 |
| 64. |
People say these things because everyone holds fond memories... |
92.50 |
1.0218 |
0.0804 |
290 |
1 |
92.50 |
2020-10-14 |
| 65. |
If you think that you are going to love something, give it a... |
92.29 |
1.1227 |
-0.0230 |
147 |
1 |
92.29 |
2019-02-04 |
| 66. |
Once you get into the processed foods you have to be a fairl... |
92.20 |
1.0531 |
0.0455 |
272 |
1 |
92.20 |
2017-03-24 |
| 67. |
My brother, your father, he and I. Opposites. But I never do... |
91.99 |
1.0090 |
0.0871 |
191 |
1 |
91.99 |
2026-05-26 |
| 68. |
I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to hav... |
91.74 |
1.0233 |
0.0698 |
224 |
1 |
91.74 |
2017-12-20 |
| 69. |
There comes a time when we heed a certain call, when the wor... |
91.72 |
1.1215 |
-0.0286 |
176 |
1 |
91.72 |
2022-07-09 |
| 70. |
Screens and sticky fly-paper have their places and give some... |
91.43 |
0.9522 |
0.1372 |
360 |
1 |
91.43 |
2017-12-18 |
| 71. |
If you imagine an orange, there may occur in your cortex a s... |
91.17 |
0.9784 |
0.1079 |
418 |
1 |
91.17 |
2018-01-16 |
| 72. |
There are places I'll remember all my life, though some have... |
91.08 |
1.0694 |
0.0159 |
211 |
2 |
89.74 |
2024-05-31 |
| 73. |
Finally, there are those languages, such as Turkish, Finnish... |
91.02 |
0.9008 |
0.1837 |
353 |
1 |
91.02 |
2026-05-26 |
| 74. |
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... |
90.83 |
0.9734 |
0.1089 |
289 |
1 |
90.83 |
2015-11-13 |
| 75. |
It makes no difference, it don't make any difference to me w... |
90.72 |
1.0297 |
0.0513 |
145 |
1 |
90.72 |
2019-02-04 |
| 76. |
When you have eaten enough to meet your needs, your digestiv... |
90.40 |
0.9785 |
0.0987 |
392 |
1 |
90.40 |
2026-05-26 |
| 77. |
As much money and life as you could want! The two things mos... |
90.18 |
1.0438 |
0.0307 |
198 |
1 |
90.18 |
2015-11-13 |
| 78. |
My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest man alive. When... |
90.10 |
0.9952 |
0.0784 |
420 |
1 |
90.10 |
2026-05-26 |
| 79. |
You know I work all day to get you money to buy you things. ... |
90.02 |
1.0428 |
0.0298 |
215 |
1 |
90.02 |
2017-12-18 |
| 80. |
For the first time, he heard something that he knew to be mu... |
90.00 |
1.0520 |
0.0204 |
235 |
1 |
90.00 |
2017-06-24 |
| 81. |
They had taken it all away from him now, they had turned awa... |
89.76 |
1.1380 |
-0.0685 |
149 |
1 |
89.76 |
2017-03-24 |
| 82. |
The spot where we intend to fight must not be made known; fo... |
89.42 |
1.0302 |
0.0353 |
292 |
1 |
89.42 |
2025-07-18 |
| 83. |
Picking up the pieces, half alive in a nine 'til five, vacan... |
89.26 |
0.9855 |
0.0781 |
258 |
1 |
89.26 |
2025-07-18 |
| 84. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
88.78 |
1.0062 |
0.0517 |
288 |
1 |
88.78 |
2012-06-25 |
| 85. |
You think cooking is a cute job, huh? Like mommy in the kitc... |
88.37 |
1.0159 |
0.0371 |
356 |
1 |
88.37 |
2022-07-09 |
| 86. |
It had been a rough day, so when I walked into the party I w... |
87.86 |
1.0486 |
-0.0017 |
361 |
1 |
87.86 |
2025-07-18 |
| 87. |
The sooner your kids appreciate the value of work, the more ... |
87.58 |
1.0669 |
-0.0233 |
286 |
1 |
87.58 |
2012-11-20 |
| 88. |
Yes. I consider myself a nerd. And this movie has uplifted m... |
87.41 |
1.0200 |
0.0215 |
243 |
1 |
87.41 |
2024-06-01 |
| 89. |
I sit at my table and wage war on myself. It seems like it's... |
87.38 |
1.0299 |
0.0113 |
293 |
1 |
87.38 |
2017-12-20 |
| 90. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
86.90 |
1.0528 |
-0.0173 |
201 |
1 |
86.90 |
2013-03-03 |
| 91. |
Deep in the forest of Albion lay the small town of Oakvale, ... |
86.80 |
0.9724 |
0.0619 |
421 |
1 |
86.80 |
2020-10-14 |
| 92. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
86.41 |
1.0218 |
0.0078 |
268 |
2 |
82.02 |
2012-09-17 |
| 93. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
86.29 |
0.9820 |
0.0462 |
267 |
2 |
78.77 |
2017-12-18 |
| 94. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
85.99 |
1.0167 |
0.0079 |
378 |
1 |
85.99 |
2012-09-13 |
| 95. |
You're in charge of the last of the Truffula Seeds. And Truf... |
85.97 |
0.9165 |
0.1079 |
281 |
1 |
85.97 |
2017-12-18 |
| 96. |
Sparkling wines are wines that contain carbon dioxide bubble... |
85.47 |
0.9353 |
0.0831 |
177 |
1 |
85.47 |
2012-09-21 |
| 97. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
85.35 |
1.0993 |
-0.0823 |
265 |
1 |
85.35 |
2012-02-25 |
| 98. |
Well, when I came home from school my head started to get re... |
85.35 |
1.0234 |
-0.0064 |
309 |
1 |
85.35 |
2026-05-26 |
| 99. |
What was observed by us in the third place is the nature or ... |
85.18 |
0.9404 |
0.0746 |
306 |
1 |
85.18 |
2020-10-14 |
| 100. |
Owning a twelve-foot ladder in New York is a probable sign o... |
85.13 |
1.0476 |
-0.0332 |
129 |
1 |
85.13 |
2025-07-18 |
| 101. |
A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. ... |
84.90 |
1.0387 |
-0.0271 |
239 |
2 |
80.55 |
2012-09-08 |
| 102. |
This is why we're here. Because this little gray rock sells ... |
84.82 |
0.9875 |
0.0232 |
376 |
1 |
84.82 |
2020-10-14 |
| 103. |
But the queen - too long she has suffered the pain of love, ... |
84.40 |
1.0290 |
-0.0233 |
265 |
1 |
84.40 |
2024-06-01 |
| 104. |
What you gonna do with your man there? You're always gonna h... |
84.33 |
1.0272 |
-0.0224 |
329 |
1 |
84.33 |
2025-07-18 |
| 105. |
If there is a design or pattern on our china, we eat until w... |
84.23 |
1.0244 |
-0.0208 |
273 |
1 |
84.23 |
2025-07-18 |
| 106. |
There are perhaps twenty regular posters on the forum, and s... |
84.10 |
1.0709 |
-0.0688 |
392 |
1 |
84.10 |
2012-09-08 |
| 107. |
Your inner child will be happy to know that when it comes to... |
83.96 |
1.0288 |
-0.0284 |
300 |
1 |
83.96 |
2012-09-08 |
| 108. |
I don't want tickets, I need you to find me a painting, a cl... |
83.79 |
1.0506 |
-0.0522 |
277 |
1 |
83.79 |
2012-09-17 |
| 109. |
Of course, as you all know, the photo portrait has been popu... |
83.36 |
0.9240 |
0.0693 |
312 |
1 |
83.36 |
2019-02-04 |
| 110. |
To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpos... |
83.34 |
1.0477 |
-0.0547 |
688 |
1 |
83.34 |
2025-07-18 |
| 111. |
The Swarms have crushed the meager human resistance and laid... |
83.27 |
0.9197 |
0.0725 |
297 |
1 |
83.27 |
2018-06-07 |
| 112. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
82.86 |
1.0885 |
-0.1012 |
315 |
1 |
82.86 |
2012-09-17 |
| 113. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
82.81 |
0.9905 |
-0.0038 |
377 |
2 |
78.91 |
2012-10-12 |
| 114. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
82.71 |
1.0516 |
-0.0661 |
281 |
1 |
82.71 |
2012-02-25 |
| 115. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
82.51 |
0.9776 |
0.0055 |
308 |
1 |
82.51 |
2012-09-08 |
| 116. |
People worry about losing species diversity in the rain fore... |
82.48 |
1.0021 |
-0.0193 |
427 |
1 |
82.48 |
2026-05-26 |
| 117. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
82.38 |
0.9769 |
0.0047 |
263 |
1 |
82.38 |
2012-06-27 |
| 118. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
81.52 |
1.0201 |
-0.0487 |
303 |
1 |
81.52 |
2012-02-25 |
| 119. |
I like following the news! News organizations know I won't s... |
81.45 |
0.9002 |
0.0703 |
308 |
1 |
81.45 |
2017-12-18 |
| 120. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
81.28 |
0.9622 |
0.0063 |
392 |
1 |
81.28 |
2013-03-06 |
| 121. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
81.20 |
1.0595 |
-0.0920 |
379 |
1 |
81.20 |
2012-02-25 |
| 122. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
81.11 |
1.0361 |
-0.0696 |
269 |
1 |
81.11 |
2015-02-22 |
| 123. |
Peter Pumpkinhead came to town spreading wisdom and cash aro... |
80.90 |
0.8801 |
0.0839 |
274 |
1 |
80.90 |
2017-12-18 |
| 124. |
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. Y... |
80.51 |
1.0384 |
-0.0791 |
202 |
1 |
80.51 |
2017-12-18 |
| 125. |
Races are not won in the first corner; however, they are oft... |
80.23 |
1.0535 |
-0.0975 |
326 |
1 |
80.23 |
2012-09-17 |
| 126. |
Of course, there are those who learn after the first few tim... |
80.12 |
1.0365 |
-0.0818 |
545 |
1 |
80.12 |
2019-02-04 |
| 127. |
Right, I am going to tell you how this works. You're going i... |
80.11 |
1.0482 |
-0.0937 |
487 |
1 |
80.11 |
2015-11-13 |
| 128. |
The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... |
80.06 |
1.0254 |
-0.0714 |
217 |
1 |
80.06 |
2012-10-12 |
| 129. |
I can practically see your face and another revolutionary fa... |
79.96 |
1.0132 |
-0.0604 |
143 |
1 |
79.96 |
2012-02-25 |
| 130. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
79.74 |
1.0289 |
-0.0788 |
276 |
1 |
79.74 |
2017-03-24 |
| 131. |
Burning my bridges and smashing my mirrors, turning to see i... |
79.41 |
1.0388 |
-0.0926 |
243 |
1 |
79.41 |
2012-09-17 |
| 132. |
I finally figured it out. It's like when they realized it wa... |
79.40 |
0.9594 |
-0.0133 |
534 |
1 |
79.40 |
2017-12-20 |
| 133. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
79.06 |
1.0257 |
-0.0837 |
401 |
1 |
79.06 |
2012-09-12 |
| 134. |
In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me so... |
78.99 |
0.9489 |
-0.0077 |
418 |
1 |
78.99 |
2017-03-24 |
| 135. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
78.97 |
0.9795 |
-0.0385 |
308 |
1 |
78.97 |
2012-09-13 |
| 136. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
78.83 |
1.0352 |
-0.0959 |
341 |
1 |
78.83 |
2012-09-17 |
| 137. |
We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most ... |
78.69 |
1.0439 |
-0.1063 |
369 |
1 |
78.69 |
2017-03-24 |
| 138. |
We were playing checkers. I used to kid her once in a while ... |
78.67 |
0.9943 |
-0.0569 |
373 |
1 |
78.67 |
2012-09-13 |
| 139. |
When I was a kid, you never saw radicchio in the produce sec... |
78.55 |
0.9790 |
-0.0430 |
311 |
1 |
78.55 |
2025-07-18 |
| 140. |
Children are blameless. I have never hurt them. Your boy is ... |
78.43 |
0.9124 |
0.0221 |
292 |
1 |
78.43 |
2017-12-18 |
| 141. |
We may climb into the thin and cold realm of pure geometry a... |
78.26 |
0.9871 |
-0.0546 |
209 |
2 |
75.86 |
2015-02-22 |
| 142. |
Never give up, no matter how far behind you are, no matter h... |
78.15 |
1.0667 |
-0.1355 |
406 |
1 |
78.15 |
2012-09-17 |
| 143. |
Remembering you running soft through the night. You were big... |
77.96 |
1.0863 |
-0.1574 |
210 |
1 |
77.96 |
2012-02-25 |
| 144. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
77.95 |
1.0483 |
-0.1195 |
227 |
2 |
76.22 |
2012-09-14 |
| 145. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
77.62 |
1.0334 |
-0.1085 |
131 |
1 |
77.62 |
2012-02-27 |
| 146. |
We lived at the carnival in summer. We scared ourselves to d... |
77.56 |
1.0161 |
-0.0919 |
206 |
1 |
77.56 |
2017-03-24 |
| 147. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
77.54 |
0.9710 |
-0.0471 |
173 |
1 |
77.54 |
2017-12-18 |
| 148. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
77.33 |
1.0214 |
-0.1000 |
166 |
1 |
77.33 |
2012-02-25 |
| 149. |
So it's all come back round to breaking apart again. Breakin... |
77.26 |
1.0885 |
-0.1679 |
341 |
1 |
77.26 |
2012-02-27 |
| 150. |
I'm not fighting because of my feelings of debt or obligatio... |
76.98 |
0.9712 |
-0.0539 |
692 |
1 |
76.98 |
2018-06-14 |
| 151. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
76.97 |
1.0555 |
-0.1384 |
363 |
1 |
76.97 |
2012-02-27 |
| 152. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
76.95 |
0.9805 |
-0.0636 |
292 |
1 |
76.95 |
2012-09-18 |
| 153. |
In the early days of computer chess people used to estimate ... |
76.93 |
0.9381 |
-0.0214 |
441 |
1 |
76.93 |
2017-12-20 |
| 154. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
76.78 |
0.9966 |
-0.0817 |
259 |
1 |
76.78 |
2015-11-13 |
| 155. |
As the netted bag says, this potato was grown in Idaho, that... |
76.57 |
0.9371 |
-0.0247 |
318 |
2 |
65.43 |
2025-01-08 |
| 156. |
His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly... |
76.39 |
1.0314 |
-0.1212 |
172 |
1 |
76.39 |
2015-11-13 |
| 157. |
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, t... |
75.87 |
1.0767 |
-0.1727 |
212 |
1 |
75.87 |
2012-09-08 |
| 158. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
75.74 |
0.9946 |
-0.0921 |
246 |
1 |
75.74 |
2012-07-10 |
| 159. |
There are still some places where you can get all you can ea... |
75.68 |
1.0109 |
-0.1091 |
400 |
1 |
75.68 |
2012-09-17 |
| 160. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
75.63 |
0.9279 |
-0.0267 |
317 |
1 |
75.63 |
2012-09-22 |
| 161. |
And when he rode past I seen he was carryin' fire in a horn ... |
75.00 |
1.0602 |
-0.1665 |
389 |
1 |
75.00 |
2012-02-27 |
| 162. |
My name is Harvey Pekar - that's an unusual name - Harvey Pe... |
74.93 |
0.8923 |
0.0005 |
246 |
1 |
74.93 |
2019-02-04 |
| 163. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
74.78 |
1.0534 |
-0.1624 |
357 |
1 |
74.78 |
2012-09-13 |
| 164. |
Now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces, I'll pull out m... |
74.57 |
1.0261 |
-0.1376 |
410 |
1 |
74.57 |
2012-09-12 |
| 165. |
It's an 8-inch scratch on the car, Francis. Do you know how ... |
73.95 |
0.8826 |
-0.0014 |
223 |
1 |
73.95 |
2020-10-14 |
| 166. |
Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your gl... |
73.76 |
0.9411 |
-0.0622 |
318 |
1 |
73.76 |
2012-09-07 |
| 167. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
73.76 |
0.9936 |
-0.1147 |
311 |
1 |
73.76 |
2012-09-08 |
| 168. |
Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Trian... |
73.50 |
0.9672 |
-0.0914 |
396 |
1 |
73.50 |
2012-08-06 |
| 169. |
This was the most delicious meal he'd had in recent years, a... |
73.19 |
1.0214 |
-0.1493 |
281 |
1 |
73.19 |
2012-02-25 |
| 170. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
72.95 |
1.0787 |
-0.2095 |
237 |
1 |
72.95 |
2012-02-25 |
| 171. |
I've flown seven million miles. And I've been waiting on peo... |
72.87 |
0.9663 |
-0.0980 |
330 |
1 |
72.87 |
2012-02-25 |
| 172. |
With the coming of Dean Moriarty began the part of my life y... |
72.84 |
1.0189 |
-0.1510 |
337 |
2 |
71.18 |
2012-09-12 |
| 173. |
The invention of the wheel represented a major turning point... |
71.77 |
0.9792 |
-0.1240 |
265 |
1 |
71.77 |
2012-10-05 |
| 174. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
71.35 |
1.0399 |
-0.1897 |
294 |
1 |
71.35 |
2012-10-12 |
| 175. |
As customers of all races, nationalities, and cultures visit... |
71.29 |
0.9898 |
-0.1403 |
353 |
1 |
71.29 |
2013-03-03 |
| 176. |
Many wines have more than 14 percent alcohol because the win... |
71.23 |
0.9739 |
-0.1252 |
412 |
1 |
71.23 |
2012-08-18 |
| 177. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
71.01 |
0.9468 |
-0.1007 |
276 |
1 |
71.01 |
2012-09-08 |
| 178. |
In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba ... |
70.89 |
0.8947 |
-0.0500 |
366 |
1 |
70.89 |
2012-02-25 |
| 179. |
But if in efficient causes it is possible to go on to infini... |
70.76 |
1.0441 |
-0.2010 |
316 |
1 |
70.76 |
2015-11-13 |
| 180. |
King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... |
70.71 |
0.8961 |
-0.0536 |
189 |
1 |
70.71 |
2012-08-18 |
| 181. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
70.63 |
1.0263 |
-0.1847 |
267 |
1 |
70.63 |
2012-09-17 |
| 182. |
Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by hav... |
70.45 |
1.0154 |
-0.1760 |
351 |
1 |
70.45 |
2012-02-25 |
| 183. |
If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... |
70.12 |
0.9857 |
-0.1502 |
293 |
1 |
70.12 |
2012-06-25 |
| 184. |
My friend, I shall be pedagogic, and say you ought to start ... |
69.81 |
1.0125 |
-0.1807 |
224 |
2 |
65.55 |
2012-09-12 |
| 185. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
69.80 |
1.0033 |
-0.1716 |
189 |
1 |
69.80 |
2012-05-20 |
| 186. |
Although the resolution is coarse, cytogenetic maps have pro... |
69.68 |
0.8645 |
-0.0342 |
230 |
1 |
69.68 |
2018-07-05 |
| 187. |
The truth of the matter is that there are a lot of available... |
69.63 |
1.0343 |
-0.2046 |
242 |
1 |
69.63 |
2013-03-04 |
| 188. |
When we conceive of the sweetest being ever, we are conceivi... |
69.21 |
1.1014 |
-0.2767 |
273 |
1 |
69.21 |
2012-06-27 |
| 189. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
68.80 |
0.9754 |
-0.1556 |
362 |
2 |
66.02 |
2012-05-20 |
| 190. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
68.17 |
0.9286 |
-0.1163 |
194 |
1 |
68.17 |
2013-02-19 |
| 191. |
"This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... |
68.15 |
0.9087 |
-0.0967 |
393 |
1 |
68.15 |
2015-11-13 |
| 192. |
Wilkinson County was a recipient of one of the new "separate... |
67.87 |
0.8382 |
-0.0295 |
268 |
1 |
67.87 |
2013-02-19 |
| 193. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
67.75 |
1.0025 |
-0.1952 |
336 |
1 |
67.75 |
2012-02-25 |
| 194. |
Geometry sets out from certain conceptions such as "plane," ... |
67.33 |
0.9097 |
-0.1074 |
464 |
1 |
67.33 |
2012-02-27 |
| 195. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
67.25 |
1.0398 |
-0.2385 |
110 |
1 |
67.25 |
2012-02-27 |
| 196. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
66.63 |
0.9758 |
-0.1819 |
314 |
1 |
66.63 |
2012-09-08 |
| 197. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
66.40 |
0.9780 |
-0.1868 |
337 |
1 |
66.40 |
2012-02-25 |
| 198. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
65.40 |
1.0124 |
-0.2331 |
204 |
1 |
65.40 |
2012-09-21 |
| 199. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
64.68 |
1.0201 |
-0.2494 |
375 |
1 |
64.68 |
2012-06-27 |
| 200. |
I must nevertheless point out that our profession very close... |
63.89 |
0.9461 |
-0.1848 |
276 |
1 |
63.89 |
2012-02-27 |
| 201. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
63.89 |
0.9342 |
-0.1729 |
434 |
1 |
63.89 |
2012-09-12 |
| 202. |
The odds are that you will generally meet the worst of them.... |
63.61 |
1.0941 |
-0.3362 |
256 |
1 |
63.61 |
2012-02-25 |
| 203. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
63.39 |
0.9965 |
-0.2412 |
310 |
1 |
63.39 |
2012-02-25 |
| 204. |
According to the popular story, the keyboard invented by Aug... |
63.23 |
0.8981 |
-0.1447 |
393 |
1 |
63.23 |
2012-02-25 |
| 205. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
62.92 |
0.9731 |
-0.2234 |
129 |
1 |
62.92 |
2012-09-17 |
| 206. |
I've been thinking lots about my life and how quick I'd wash... |
62.41 |
1.0533 |
-0.3097 |
257 |
1 |
62.41 |
2012-02-25 |
| 207. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
61.55 |
0.9164 |
-0.1830 |
305 |
1 |
61.55 |
2012-07-10 |
| 208. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
59.97 |
0.9289 |
-0.2143 |
204 |
1 |
59.97 |
2013-02-19 |
| 209. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
59.94 |
0.9772 |
-0.2630 |
217 |
1 |
59.94 |
2012-02-25 |
| 210. |
It is greatly to America's advantage that it is a congenial ... |
58.73 |
0.9266 |
-0.2268 |
267 |
1 |
58.73 |
2012-09-17 |
| 211. |
Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... |
58.26 |
1.0463 |
-0.3521 |
182 |
1 |
58.26 |
2012-09-06 |
| 212. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered to see how ... |
57.27 |
0.9461 |
-0.2637 |
193 |
1 |
57.27 |
2012-02-25 |
| 213. |
The result has been the emergence of what some call the "win... |
56.31 |
0.9049 |
-0.2339 |
351 |
1 |
56.31 |
2012-02-27 |
| 214. |
We might begin by asking why the pregnant man image has been... |
54.14 |
0.9359 |
-0.2908 |
353 |
1 |
54.14 |
2012-02-27 |
| 215. |
Alfred Hitchcock once said, "Drama is life with the dull bit... |
53.66 |
0.9632 |
-0.3238 |
345 |
1 |
53.66 |
2012-02-25 |
| 216. |
Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bu... |
52.00 |
0.9148 |
-0.2952 |
317 |
1 |
52.00 |
2012-06-27 |