| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
There is a theory, for which there is much to be said, that ... |
109.85 |
1.0433 |
0.4301 |
145 |
1 |
109.85 |
2019-04-24 |
| 2. |
The stuff we call "software" is not like anything that human... |
108.32 |
1.0634 |
0.3988 |
305 |
1 |
108.32 |
2019-10-16 |
| 3. |
I would never want to belong to any club that would have som... |
100.33 |
1.0982 |
0.2544 |
164 |
1 |
100.33 |
2019-04-24 |
| 4. |
Welcome to the room of people who have rooms of people that ... |
98.95 |
1.0894 |
0.2429 |
191 |
1 |
98.95 |
2018-03-30 |
| 5. |
Even if the morrow is barren of promises, nothing shall fore... |
97.10 |
1.0078 |
0.2959 |
195 |
1 |
97.10 |
2020-04-09 |
| 6. |
When you go on the run, the first thing you do is lay down t... |
94.88 |
1.0836 |
0.1952 |
370 |
1 |
94.88 |
2018-03-30 |
| 7. |
Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, w... |
94.10 |
1.0048 |
0.2547 |
164 |
1 |
94.10 |
2018-04-07 |
| 8. |
An ochre love in the heart of all, an ochre love and the col... |
94.02 |
1.0171 |
0.2441 |
192 |
1 |
94.02 |
2020-11-30 |
| 9. |
The robins were singing vespers in the high tree-tops, filli... |
93.74 |
1.0181 |
0.2473 |
287 |
1 |
93.74 |
2019-10-16 |
| 10. |
No, I don't want to debate about it, if you're not over here... |
92.90 |
0.9716 |
0.2838 |
165 |
1 |
92.90 |
2020-11-30 |
| 11. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
92.75 |
1.0068 |
0.2421 |
358 |
1 |
92.75 |
2019-10-16 |
| 12. |
But I really believe that there are more good people on this... |
92.57 |
1.1586 |
0.0789 |
157 |
1 |
92.57 |
2021-03-30 |
| 13. |
You once told me you never lied to me and you never will. So... |
91.90 |
1.0459 |
0.1905 |
178 |
1 |
91.90 |
2019-10-16 |
| 14. |
I want this mark all the way back to Earth with time to spar... |
91.45 |
1.0049 |
0.2200 |
178 |
1 |
91.45 |
2019-10-16 |
| 15. |
I want to say I'm sorry for stuff I haven't done yet. Things... |
91.39 |
0.9887 |
0.2462 |
397 |
1 |
91.39 |
2019-10-16 |
| 16. |
What you need to learn, children, is the difference between ... |
91.01 |
1.1081 |
0.1162 |
167 |
1 |
91.01 |
2020-12-07 |
| 17. |
If this were Russia, yeah sure. Everyone would go to one San... |
89.00 |
0.9736 |
0.2284 |
316 |
1 |
89.00 |
2018-03-30 |
| 18. |
Rhymes trap you into saying things you don't want to say. A ... |
88.99 |
1.0292 |
0.1675 |
262 |
1 |
88.99 |
2018-01-11 |
| 19. |
I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting... |
88.90 |
1.0942 |
0.1029 |
263 |
1 |
88.90 |
2018-03-30 |
| 20. |
Samatha is a state in which the mind is brought to rest, foc... |
88.03 |
1.0673 |
0.1580 |
230 |
1 |
88.03 |
2016-08-04 |
| 21. |
I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But ther... |
87.85 |
0.9661 |
0.2196 |
197 |
1 |
87.85 |
2018-03-30 |
| 22. |
Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like t... |
87.34 |
1.1117 |
0.0625 |
257 |
1 |
87.34 |
2019-04-24 |
| 23. |
We don't believe what's on TV. Because it's what we want to ... |
87.31 |
0.9645 |
0.2131 |
298 |
1 |
87.31 |
2018-04-07 |
| 24. |
Maybe every human soul deals with loss and grief in its own ... |
87.25 |
0.9552 |
0.2212 |
292 |
1 |
87.25 |
2020-03-25 |
| 25. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
87.21 |
0.9805 |
0.1943 |
292 |
1 |
87.21 |
2018-03-30 |
| 26. |
It's taken me a lot of years, but I've come around to this: ... |
86.81 |
0.9577 |
0.2130 |
328 |
1 |
86.81 |
2020-04-09 |
| 27. |
Historically, most wines contained less than 14 percent alco... |
86.53 |
0.9925 |
0.2060 |
247 |
2 |
75.47 |
2016-08-04 |
| 28. |
Though April showers may come your way, they bring the flowe... |
86.31 |
0.9605 |
0.2053 |
358 |
1 |
86.31 |
2019-04-24 |
| 29. |
I was left there with no water and no food while he stumbled... |
86.18 |
1.0272 |
0.1348 |
293 |
1 |
86.18 |
2018-04-05 |
| 30. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
85.62 |
1.0613 |
0.0915 |
456 |
1 |
85.62 |
2016-07-11 |
| 31. |
I love the colorful clothes she wears and the way the sunlig... |
85.57 |
1.0217 |
0.1299 |
201 |
1 |
85.57 |
2020-03-23 |
| 32. |
You can know the name of a bird in all the languages of the ... |
85.48 |
1.0696 |
0.0832 |
317 |
1 |
85.48 |
2018-03-29 |
| 33. |
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit. And the ... |
85.11 |
1.0679 |
0.1013 |
177 |
1 |
85.11 |
2020-03-23 |
| 34. |
This mystery of use without consumption, of warmth without c... |
84.84 |
1.0064 |
0.1369 |
275 |
1 |
84.84 |
2021-03-30 |
| 35. |
I hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, what... |
84.80 |
1.0428 |
0.0968 |
271 |
1 |
84.80 |
2019-10-16 |
| 36. |
I had a mother, I had a father, things - things that made se... |
84.31 |
1.0185 |
0.1135 |
209 |
1 |
84.31 |
2018-05-14 |
| 37. |
The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before thi... |
83.90 |
0.9500 |
0.1837 |
174 |
1 |
83.90 |
2020-04-09 |
| 38. |
We generally concur that "men" such as a cow, a turkey, a fr... |
83.79 |
0.9388 |
0.1934 |
510 |
1 |
83.79 |
2020-03-27 |
| 39. |
You know a dream is like a river ever changing as it flows a... |
83.56 |
1.0791 |
0.0446 |
259 |
1 |
83.56 |
2017-12-24 |
| 40. |
When you get a virus, you get a fever. That's the human body... |
83.54 |
1.0049 |
0.1192 |
389 |
1 |
83.54 |
2020-03-25 |
| 41. |
When I close my eyes, I am at the center of the sun. And I c... |
83.46 |
1.0543 |
0.0692 |
113 |
1 |
83.46 |
2016-07-14 |
| 42. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
83.34 |
0.9532 |
0.1688 |
258 |
1 |
83.34 |
2020-03-23 |
| 43. |
These nights are endless, and a man can sleep through them, ... |
82.94 |
1.0635 |
0.0543 |
359 |
1 |
82.94 |
2020-11-30 |
| 44. |
When you meet the right person, you know it. You can't stop ... |
82.84 |
1.1096 |
0.0042 |
220 |
1 |
82.84 |
2018-02-09 |
| 45. |
His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly... |
82.71 |
1.0314 |
0.0817 |
172 |
1 |
82.71 |
2015-04-13 |
| 46. |
Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod... |
82.51 |
1.0109 |
0.0990 |
112 |
1 |
82.51 |
2020-04-09 |
| 47. |
Communication with others takes place when they understand w... |
82.31 |
1.0533 |
0.0561 |
321 |
1 |
82.31 |
2017-12-28 |
| 48. |
The road is long with many a winding turn that leads us to w... |
82.31 |
1.0193 |
0.0873 |
152 |
1 |
82.31 |
2017-12-28 |
| 49. |
How often do you think about why your friends came into your... |
82.25 |
1.0162 |
0.0904 |
389 |
1 |
82.25 |
2018-03-29 |
| 50. |
He rolled up the completed bundle of work and slid it into t... |
82.16 |
0.9277 |
0.1825 |
324 |
1 |
82.16 |
2018-03-30 |
| 51. |
My aunt used to live in Paris. I remember, she used to come ... |
81.93 |
1.0186 |
0.0844 |
330 |
1 |
81.93 |
2018-03-30 |
| 52. |
I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not ... |
81.70 |
1.1182 |
-0.0185 |
164 |
2 |
79.98 |
2015-04-10 |
| 53. |
I was oppressed with a sense of vague discontent and dissati... |
81.68 |
1.0000 |
0.1002 |
269 |
1 |
81.68 |
2020-11-30 |
| 54. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
81.59 |
1.0034 |
0.0937 |
302 |
1 |
81.59 |
2016-07-14 |
| 55. |
War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer w... |
81.50 |
1.0079 |
0.0872 |
234 |
1 |
81.50 |
2020-04-09 |
| 56. |
How gullible are you? Is your gullibility located in some "g... |
81.18 |
0.8803 |
0.2163 |
308 |
1 |
81.18 |
2019-04-24 |
| 57. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
80.97 |
1.0498 |
0.0376 |
180 |
2 |
72.46 |
2015-04-10 |
| 58. |
The sun lay on the grass and warmed it, and in the shade und... |
80.96 |
1.0248 |
0.0659 |
284 |
1 |
80.96 |
2018-03-29 |
| 59. |
I've flown seven million miles. And I've been waiting on peo... |
80.65 |
0.9663 |
0.1203 |
330 |
1 |
80.65 |
2016-07-11 |
| 60. |
There are places I'll remember all my life, though some have... |
80.62 |
1.0694 |
0.0152 |
211 |
1 |
80.62 |
2018-03-29 |
| 61. |
And, thus, we could transform those dark days of humanity in... |
80.53 |
0.9226 |
0.1614 |
120 |
1 |
80.53 |
2020-11-30 |
| 62. |
This planet has, or rather had, a problem, which was this: m... |
80.43 |
1.0477 |
0.0346 |
360 |
1 |
80.43 |
2016-07-14 |
| 63. |
Most people find that the biggest change they make in their ... |
80.37 |
1.0587 |
0.0243 |
265 |
1 |
80.37 |
2017-12-22 |
| 64. |
You ask Raymond what he does for a living and he says, "I br... |
80.00 |
1.0264 |
0.0784 |
422 |
1 |
80.00 |
2016-07-11 |
| 65. |
I was assailed by memories of a life that wasn't mine anymor... |
79.54 |
1.0199 |
0.0503 |
237 |
1 |
79.54 |
2018-01-11 |
| 66. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
79.48 |
1.0213 |
0.0467 |
240 |
2 |
76.67 |
2016-07-11 |
| 67. |
You know what I'd like to be? A cartoon of some kind. You kn... |
79.16 |
1.0334 |
0.0317 |
289 |
1 |
79.16 |
2020-04-09 |
| 68. |
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever s... |
79.06 |
1.0972 |
-0.0325 |
239 |
1 |
79.06 |
2015-05-29 |
| 69. |
He spoke and rose to full height, sword in air, then cleft t... |
79.06 |
0.9926 |
0.0737 |
378 |
1 |
79.06 |
2017-12-28 |
| 70. |
People remember their high school days as the high point of ... |
78.81 |
1.0301 |
0.0327 |
482 |
1 |
78.81 |
2018-03-30 |
| 71. |
On the eve of a day that's forgotten and fake and the trees ... |
78.76 |
0.9723 |
0.0919 |
565 |
1 |
78.76 |
2018-03-30 |
| 72. |
And when he rode past I seen he was carryin' fire in a horn ... |
78.68 |
1.0602 |
-0.0011 |
389 |
1 |
78.68 |
2015-04-10 |
| 73. |
What really counted was the possibility of escape, a leap of... |
78.21 |
0.9955 |
0.0608 |
430 |
1 |
78.21 |
2020-03-27 |
| 74. |
In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me so... |
78.07 |
0.9489 |
0.1055 |
418 |
1 |
78.07 |
2018-04-05 |
| 75. |
On recovering my senses, I hastened to quit a place where I ... |
77.97 |
1.0112 |
0.0381 |
226 |
1 |
77.97 |
2018-03-29 |
| 76. |
I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. And I'll f... |
77.90 |
1.0203 |
0.0281 |
425 |
1 |
77.90 |
2018-03-30 |
| 77. |
His sympathy made tears spring to Lina's eyes. Doon looked s... |
77.84 |
0.9660 |
0.0858 |
456 |
1 |
77.84 |
2019-04-14 |
| 78. |
I think people place too much emphasis on their careers. I w... |
77.73 |
0.9573 |
0.0929 |
172 |
1 |
77.73 |
2018-05-04 |
| 79. |
I never said I would stay to the end - I knew I would leave ... |
77.66 |
1.0763 |
-0.0002 |
367 |
1 |
77.66 |
2015-04-13 |
| 80. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
77.53 |
0.9776 |
0.0656 |
308 |
1 |
77.53 |
2018-03-29 |
| 81. |
Don't practice too much at first, or you're likely to develo... |
77.36 |
0.8088 |
0.2269 |
94 |
1 |
77.36 |
2015-04-09 |
| 82. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
77.28 |
1.0462 |
-0.0081 |
184 |
1 |
77.28 |
2016-07-11 |
| 83. |
Perhaps it was an old flame he was in mourning for from the ... |
77.10 |
1.0474 |
-0.0103 |
170 |
1 |
77.10 |
2017-12-28 |
| 84. |
Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as o... |
77.04 |
1.0344 |
0.0024 |
426 |
1 |
77.04 |
2018-03-31 |
| 85. |
Ideology: the process of making ideas. The work was generall... |
76.95 |
0.9746 |
0.0734 |
405 |
1 |
76.95 |
2018-03-30 |
| 86. |
We speak of something carried and something carrying, of som... |
76.92 |
1.0907 |
-0.0556 |
303 |
1 |
76.92 |
2015-04-10 |
| 87. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
76.81 |
0.8867 |
0.1485 |
163 |
1 |
76.81 |
2015-04-09 |
| 88. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
76.64 |
1.0595 |
-0.0296 |
379 |
1 |
76.64 |
2015-04-15 |
| 89. |
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and... |
75.84 |
1.0827 |
-0.0610 |
219 |
2 |
73.74 |
2015-06-01 |
| 90. |
Everyone laughed and looked around, surprised to discover th... |
75.69 |
0.9737 |
0.0469 |
384 |
1 |
75.69 |
2017-12-24 |
| 91. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
75.51 |
1.0349 |
-0.0194 |
234 |
4 |
72.10 |
2016-07-14 |
| 92. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
74.99 |
1.0529 |
-0.0449 |
351 |
1 |
74.99 |
2015-05-29 |
| 93. |
For a transitory enchanted moment man must have held his bre... |
74.94 |
1.0094 |
0.0000 |
273 |
1 |
74.94 |
2018-03-31 |
| 94. |
Some time ago, before the king of Hyrule unified this countr... |
74.80 |
0.9545 |
0.0545 |
579 |
1 |
74.80 |
2017-12-28 |
| 95. |
If one day I could get out of here, I would allow myself to ... |
74.75 |
1.0294 |
-0.0229 |
206 |
2 |
68.76 |
2020-04-09 |
| 96. |
The number one challenge I've seen with myself and with othe... |
74.50 |
1.0117 |
-0.0076 |
239 |
1 |
74.50 |
2015-04-10 |
| 97. |
We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in t... |
74.31 |
1.0202 |
-0.0187 |
192 |
1 |
74.31 |
2015-04-15 |
| 98. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
74.10 |
1.0289 |
-0.0320 |
276 |
1 |
74.10 |
2015-04-13 |
| 99. |
Sir, you have besmirched the good name of Liquid Water, and ... |
74.05 |
0.9922 |
0.0086 |
422 |
1 |
74.05 |
2017-12-28 |
| 100. |
Attention captive test subjects! The Institute for Mad Scien... |
74.04 |
0.9106 |
0.0900 |
217 |
1 |
74.04 |
2019-04-14 |
| 101. |
So it's all come back round to breaking apart again. Breakin... |
74.03 |
1.0885 |
-0.0652 |
341 |
1 |
74.03 |
2015-06-01 |
| 102. |
There comes a point when you just love someone. Not because ... |
73.98 |
1.0778 |
-0.0809 |
409 |
1 |
73.98 |
2015-04-14 |
| 103. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
73.90 |
0.9485 |
0.0463 |
236 |
1 |
73.90 |
2020-12-07 |
| 104. |
So Michael, this is where dead men come back to life. It's b... |
73.77 |
0.9166 |
0.0773 |
246 |
2 |
69.46 |
2018-03-29 |
| 105. |
In the second row was a boy named Doon Harrow. He sat with h... |
73.74 |
0.9251 |
0.0719 |
470 |
1 |
73.74 |
2018-04-30 |
| 106. |
Never give up on everything if one thing is too hard. Never ... |
73.67 |
1.0751 |
-0.0819 |
323 |
1 |
73.67 |
2015-04-11 |
| 107. |
He said we came here solely on my account, that I was to hav... |
73.65 |
0.9425 |
0.0523 |
564 |
1 |
73.65 |
2020-03-25 |
| 108. |
Time I'm sure will bring disappointments in so many things. ... |
73.62 |
0.9574 |
0.0354 |
186 |
1 |
73.62 |
2017-12-24 |
| 109. |
He started running, up and up, until he hurled himself into ... |
73.60 |
1.0172 |
0.0005 |
341 |
1 |
73.60 |
2015-04-14 |
| 110. |
I feel the Aryan in my blood, it's scarier than a Blood. Bee... |
73.52 |
0.9662 |
0.0265 |
274 |
1 |
73.52 |
2018-01-11 |
| 111. |
With no map to navigate one's life, some of us have stood st... |
73.08 |
1.0169 |
-0.0032 |
346 |
1 |
73.08 |
2017-07-30 |
| 112. |
Focus your attention on the Now and tell me what problem you... |
73.02 |
1.1022 |
-0.0883 |
259 |
1 |
73.02 |
2015-06-01 |
| 113. |
If we suppose that the external world has appeared in the pa... |
73.01 |
0.9743 |
0.0125 |
320 |
1 |
73.01 |
2018-03-29 |
| 114. |
I noticed your band is on the roster for the dance auditions... |
72.96 |
0.9165 |
0.0686 |
230 |
1 |
72.96 |
2018-03-29 |
| 115. |
Oh dear god, I don't feel alive. When you're cut short of mi... |
72.91 |
0.9657 |
0.0168 |
262 |
1 |
72.91 |
2018-01-11 |
| 116. |
Your face has fallen sad now, for you know the time is nigh.... |
72.75 |
1.0917 |
-0.0891 |
243 |
1 |
72.75 |
2016-08-03 |
| 117. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
72.71 |
1.1016 |
-0.1245 |
233 |
1 |
72.71 |
2015-04-10 |
| 118. |
All beauty comes from beautiful blood and a beautiful brain.... |
72.60 |
0.9819 |
-0.0040 |
297 |
1 |
72.60 |
2020-03-25 |
| 119. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
72.48 |
1.0398 |
-0.0666 |
110 |
1 |
72.48 |
2017-12-28 |
| 120. |
Fernanda, on the other hand, looked for it in vain along the... |
71.95 |
1.0481 |
-0.0793 |
219 |
1 |
71.95 |
2018-03-29 |
| 121. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
71.95 |
0.9897 |
-0.0224 |
274 |
1 |
71.95 |
2015-06-02 |
| 122. |
Because here's something else that's weird but true: in the ... |
71.76 |
0.9251 |
0.0432 |
244 |
1 |
71.76 |
2018-04-05 |
| 123. |
We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. ... |
71.67 |
0.9838 |
-0.0178 |
387 |
1 |
71.67 |
2015-04-13 |
| 124. |
I think you're gonna find - when all this stuff is over and ... |
71.46 |
1.0615 |
-0.0791 |
305 |
1 |
71.46 |
2015-04-10 |
| 125. |
But older than me now, more constant, more real, and the fur... |
71.30 |
1.1081 |
-0.1165 |
206 |
1 |
71.30 |
2015-04-11 |
| 126. |
Well we're living here in Allentown and they're closing all ... |
71.28 |
0.9355 |
0.0261 |
155 |
1 |
71.28 |
2017-07-30 |
| 127. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
71.27 |
1.0201 |
-0.0622 |
303 |
2 |
70.37 |
2015-04-15 |
| 128. |
I think you're gonna find - when all this stuff is over and ... |
71.05 |
0.9047 |
0.0511 |
118 |
1 |
71.05 |
2015-04-09 |
| 129. |
Hanging by threads of palest silver, I could have stayed tha... |
71.03 |
1.0282 |
-0.0714 |
226 |
1 |
71.03 |
2015-06-01 |
| 130. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
70.79 |
1.0521 |
-0.1040 |
171 |
1 |
70.79 |
2015-04-14 |
| 131. |
There are two kinds of fibers in our muscles, red and white.... |
70.77 |
0.9938 |
-0.0411 |
339 |
1 |
70.77 |
2015-04-07 |
| 132. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
70.60 |
0.9852 |
-0.0366 |
264 |
1 |
70.60 |
2016-07-11 |
| 133. |
You don't know what's in store, but you know what you're her... |
70.51 |
1.1193 |
-0.1787 |
66 |
1 |
70.51 |
2019-01-15 |
| 134. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
70.46 |
1.0417 |
-0.0949 |
253 |
1 |
70.46 |
2015-04-14 |
| 135. |
I sincerely believe that if women study male lessons on conc... |
70.40 |
0.9485 |
-0.0034 |
291 |
1 |
70.40 |
2017-07-30 |
| 136. |
People running everywhere, don't know the way to go, don't k... |
70.32 |
1.0625 |
-0.1182 |
217 |
1 |
70.32 |
2017-12-24 |
| 137. |
At first we were silent, but finally we considered ourselves... |
70.27 |
0.9559 |
-0.0099 |
195 |
1 |
70.27 |
2016-04-21 |
| 138. |
Danger is a topic you're often asked about as a sprinter. Th... |
70.16 |
0.9801 |
-0.0067 |
428 |
1 |
70.16 |
2015-04-14 |
| 139. |
There are perhaps twenty regular posters on the forum, and s... |
70.16 |
1.0709 |
-0.1001 |
392 |
1 |
70.16 |
2015-04-10 |
| 140. |
It's really hard to do nothing totally. Even just sitting he... |
69.89 |
1.0424 |
-0.1028 |
171 |
1 |
69.89 |
2015-04-13 |
| 141. |
Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bath... |
69.65 |
1.0232 |
-0.0538 |
236 |
1 |
69.65 |
2015-04-15 |
| 142. |
Peter Bailey was not a businessman. That's what killed him. ... |
69.56 |
0.9284 |
0.0103 |
210 |
1 |
69.56 |
2018-03-29 |
| 143. |
There was a stage and a PA up in western Massachusetts and t... |
69.53 |
1.0141 |
-0.0515 |
304 |
1 |
69.53 |
2015-04-10 |
| 144. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
68.96 |
1.0214 |
-0.0955 |
166 |
1 |
68.96 |
2015-04-11 |
| 145. |
I can lead with pride, I can make us strong. I'll be satisfi... |
68.93 |
1.0329 |
-0.1056 |
536 |
1 |
68.93 |
2019-04-24 |
| 146. |
You're the one that told me I could swing by any evening, an... |
68.91 |
1.0398 |
-0.1162 |
203 |
1 |
68.91 |
2020-04-09 |
| 147. |
You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of te... |
68.90 |
1.0240 |
-0.0979 |
256 |
1 |
68.90 |
2015-04-07 |
| 148. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
68.84 |
0.9578 |
-0.0317 |
281 |
1 |
68.84 |
2016-07-11 |
| 149. |
Dad warmed to his pep talk. "You've got to have perfect accu... |
68.81 |
0.9882 |
-0.0637 |
466 |
1 |
68.81 |
2020-11-30 |
| 150. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
68.56 |
0.9697 |
-0.0483 |
249 |
2 |
65.60 |
2015-06-01 |
| 151. |
Quite a plan you boys cooked up here. Quite a plan. I'm not ... |
67.97 |
0.9829 |
-0.0682 |
289 |
1 |
67.97 |
2017-03-17 |
| 152. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
67.68 |
1.0483 |
-0.1401 |
227 |
2 |
67.66 |
2015-06-02 |
| 153. |
This business is filled to the brim with unrealistic people ... |
67.67 |
1.0203 |
-0.0875 |
400 |
1 |
67.67 |
2015-04-08 |
| 154. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
67.55 |
0.9376 |
-0.0289 |
367 |
1 |
67.55 |
2016-07-11 |
| 155. |
OK, let me get something straight: this is a journal, not a ... |
67.52 |
0.9951 |
-0.0863 |
299 |
1 |
67.52 |
2015-06-02 |
| 156. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
67.40 |
1.0565 |
-0.1517 |
247 |
1 |
67.40 |
2015-04-11 |
| 157. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
67.38 |
0.9601 |
-0.0537 |
308 |
1 |
67.38 |
2015-05-29 |
| 158. |
You have two choices: you can keep running and hiding and bl... |
67.34 |
1.0660 |
-0.1610 |
164 |
1 |
67.34 |
2015-04-11 |
| 159. |
When for years you wake up to having to win every battle eve... |
67.27 |
1.0764 |
-0.1746 |
219 |
1 |
67.27 |
2020-04-09 |
| 160. |
Every craft and every investigation, and likewise every acti... |
67.21 |
1.0545 |
-0.1228 |
416 |
1 |
67.21 |
2015-04-10 |
| 161. |
There are still some places where you can get all you can ea... |
66.77 |
0.9028 |
-0.0034 |
155 |
1 |
66.77 |
2015-04-09 |
| 162. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
66.16 |
1.0444 |
-0.1568 |
197 |
1 |
66.16 |
2015-04-09 |
| 163. |
The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... |
66.05 |
1.0254 |
-0.0969 |
217 |
1 |
66.05 |
2016-07-14 |
| 164. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
66.02 |
0.9351 |
-0.0486 |
190 |
1 |
66.02 |
2015-04-13 |
| 165. |
I was shaking like a leaf, so without thinking I lit up a ci... |
65.78 |
0.9681 |
-0.0832 |
378 |
1 |
65.78 |
2015-04-11 |
| 166. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
65.62 |
0.9570 |
-0.0749 |
287 |
1 |
65.62 |
2015-04-11 |
| 167. |
Pohnpeian families usually occupy a plot of land surrounding... |
65.45 |
0.8474 |
0.0361 |
234 |
1 |
65.45 |
2017-12-28 |
| 168. |
Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... |
65.45 |
1.0419 |
-0.1639 |
261 |
1 |
65.45 |
2016-07-11 |
| 169. |
Don't bother trying to explain your emotions. Live everythin... |
65.43 |
1.0086 |
-0.1283 |
240 |
1 |
65.43 |
2015-04-11 |
| 170. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
65.04 |
0.8810 |
-0.0042 |
282 |
1 |
65.04 |
2015-04-13 |
| 171. |
We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. ... |
64.85 |
0.9443 |
-0.0736 |
143 |
1 |
64.85 |
2016-11-18 |
| 172. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
64.84 |
1.0197 |
-0.1495 |
226 |
1 |
64.84 |
2015-04-08 |
| 173. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
64.50 |
0.9772 |
-0.1112 |
217 |
1 |
64.50 |
2015-04-15 |
| 174. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
64.16 |
1.0013 |
-0.1395 |
273 |
1 |
64.16 |
2016-07-11 |
| 175. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
64.08 |
1.0167 |
-0.1553 |
378 |
1 |
64.08 |
2015-04-11 |
| 176. |
So don't be afraid; your heart is in me, and it's racing so ... |
63.23 |
0.9833 |
-0.1341 |
150 |
1 |
63.23 |
2015-04-13 |
| 177. |
I can already hear your tune calling me across the room. Whe... |
62.97 |
1.0630 |
-0.1929 |
397 |
1 |
62.97 |
2015-04-11 |
| 178. |
You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder ... |
62.67 |
0.9198 |
-0.0777 |
173 |
1 |
62.67 |
2015-04-10 |
| 179. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
62.46 |
0.8878 |
-0.0482 |
346 |
1 |
62.46 |
2015-04-11 |
| 180. |
The world of typing has changed. In the 1970s, every busines... |
62.37 |
0.9540 |
-0.1161 |
285 |
1 |
62.37 |
2015-04-15 |
| 181. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
62.35 |
0.9905 |
-0.1527 |
377 |
1 |
62.35 |
2015-04-13 |
| 182. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
62.27 |
0.9468 |
-0.1110 |
276 |
1 |
62.27 |
2015-04-07 |
| 183. |
I wish I had a boyfriend. I wish he lived in the wardrobe on... |
61.85 |
0.9233 |
-0.0956 |
181 |
1 |
61.85 |
2015-04-11 |
| 184. |
The term "barbarian" was created by the Greeks; it was origi... |
61.82 |
0.9509 |
-0.0856 |
225 |
1 |
61.82 |
2015-06-01 |
| 185. |
You cannot entice a true thief, and thief by vocation, into ... |
61.81 |
0.8914 |
-0.0599 |
366 |
1 |
61.81 |
2015-06-01 |
| 186. |
The two kinds of messages that an object-communication diagr... |
61.50 |
0.8907 |
-0.0605 |
237 |
1 |
61.50 |
2018-03-31 |
| 187. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
61.34 |
0.9168 |
-0.0943 |
240 |
1 |
61.34 |
2015-04-11 |
| 188. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
61.25 |
1.0331 |
-0.2114 |
234 |
1 |
61.25 |
2015-04-10 |
| 189. |
Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like m... |
61.14 |
1.0031 |
-0.1821 |
170 |
1 |
61.14 |
2015-04-16 |
| 190. |
According to the popular story, the keyboard invented by Aug... |
60.92 |
0.8981 |
-0.0780 |
393 |
1 |
60.92 |
2015-04-13 |
| 191. |
Groups of illegal miners smuggle themselves down in freight ... |
60.88 |
1.0403 |
-0.1857 |
275 |
1 |
60.88 |
2015-04-09 |
| 192. |
It may seem quite novelistic to you, and I am willing to agr... |
59.96 |
0.9529 |
-0.1129 |
269 |
1 |
59.96 |
2015-04-20 |
| 193. |
Don't tell me what's in, don't tell me how to write, don't t... |
59.01 |
1.0695 |
-0.2786 |
183 |
1 |
59.01 |
2015-04-09 |
| 194. |
Bullet Tooth Tony: "A bookie's got blagged last night." Avi:... |
58.94 |
0.6952 |
0.0989 |
215 |
1 |
58.94 |
2019-04-14 |
| 195. |
It's a funny thing, but people mostly have it backward. They... |
58.90 |
1.0612 |
-0.2711 |
173 |
1 |
58.90 |
2015-04-11 |
| 196. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
58.35 |
0.9286 |
-0.1454 |
194 |
1 |
58.35 |
2015-04-09 |
| 197. |
But it is important to know this, to know your roots. To kno... |
58.07 |
1.0686 |
-0.2881 |
255 |
1 |
58.07 |
2015-04-14 |
| 198. |
Always do your best - your best is going to change from mome... |
57.67 |
1.0038 |
-0.2026 |
237 |
1 |
57.67 |
2015-04-11 |
| 199. |
He was rough around the edges. He'd been to school, but neve... |
55.12 |
0.8731 |
-0.1305 |
199 |
1 |
55.12 |
2015-04-07 |
| 200. |
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. |
54.98 |
0.9657 |
-0.2284 |
44 |
1 |
54.98 |
2015-04-10 |
| 201. |
I can practically see your face and another revolutionary fa... |
54.95 |
1.0132 |
-0.2768 |
143 |
1 |
54.95 |
2015-04-15 |
| 202. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
54.72 |
0.8933 |
-0.1578 |
363 |
1 |
54.72 |
2015-04-10 |
| 203. |
And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who though... |
53.97 |
0.9936 |
-0.2482 |
227 |
1 |
53.97 |
2015-04-08 |
| 204. |
The invention of the wheel represented a major turning point... |
53.02 |
0.9792 |
-0.2344 |
265 |
1 |
53.02 |
2015-04-07 |
| 205. |
Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races... |
51.75 |
0.7938 |
-0.0977 |
176 |
1 |
51.75 |
2015-04-09 |
| 206. |
I'll say God seems to have a kind of laid-back management st... |
48.35 |
0.9067 |
-0.2566 |
224 |
1 |
48.35 |
2018-02-08 |
| 207. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
47.78 |
1.0885 |
-0.4497 |
315 |
1 |
47.78 |
2015-04-14 |
| 208. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
38.77 |
0.8105 |
-0.2927 |
204 |
1 |
38.77 |
2015-04-13 |
| 209. |
We may climb into the thin and cold realm of pure geometry a... |
21.76 |
0.9871 |
-0.6638 |
209 |
1 |
21.76 |
2015-04-09 |