| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
The longer you live, the more you fail. Failure is the mark ... |
83.21 |
1.1881 |
1.2164 |
157 |
1 |
83.21 |
2024-05-13 |
| 2. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
82.11 |
1.0183 |
0.1739 |
191 |
2 |
73.03 |
2013-08-24 |
| 3. |
I always make offers with escape clauses. In real estate, I ... |
81.88 |
1.0151 |
0.2132 |
265 |
2 |
78.56 |
2024-05-18 |
| 4. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
80.33 |
1.0595 |
0.1074 |
379 |
1 |
80.33 |
2013-07-30 |
| 5. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
80.21 |
1.0168 |
0.1475 |
271 |
1 |
80.21 |
2019-09-20 |
| 6. |
But no matter how effective the lesson was, I never really u... |
79.42 |
1.0943 |
0.0857 |
206 |
1 |
79.42 |
2013-07-17 |
| 7. |
Look and think as far ahead as possible. Often, a driver's n... |
79.25 |
1.0555 |
0.1166 |
323 |
1 |
79.25 |
2024-05-18 |
| 8. |
Well I woke in mid-afternoon 'cause that's when it all hurts... |
79.13 |
1.0621 |
0.1066 |
263 |
1 |
79.13 |
2024-05-10 |
| 9. |
I am built upon the small things I do every day, and the end... |
78.92 |
1.1588 |
-0.0053 |
106 |
1 |
78.92 |
2024-05-17 |
| 10. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
78.88 |
1.0385 |
0.1065 |
230 |
1 |
78.88 |
2013-08-19 |
| 11. |
Take a look inside your heart, is there any room for me? I w... |
78.50 |
1.0689 |
0.0630 |
202 |
1 |
78.50 |
2024-05-09 |
| 12. |
Don't practice too much at first, or you're likely to develo... |
78.35 |
1.0141 |
0.1522 |
381 |
3 |
69.09 |
2024-05-18 |
| 13. |
Well, you wonder why I always dress in black, why you never ... |
78.15 |
1.0799 |
0.0599 |
402 |
1 |
78.15 |
2024-05-12 |
| 14. |
All the blue light reflections that color my mind when I sle... |
77.85 |
1.0644 |
0.0981 |
257 |
1 |
77.85 |
2024-05-18 |
| 15. |
The sooner your kids appreciate the value of work, the more ... |
77.81 |
1.0669 |
0.0913 |
286 |
2 |
73.02 |
2024-05-10 |
| 16. |
May your hands always be busy, may your feet always be swift... |
77.63 |
1.0169 |
0.1130 |
222 |
1 |
77.63 |
2024-05-13 |
| 17. |
He looked around for the others. They weren't there. He look... |
77.45 |
1.0629 |
0.0646 |
231 |
1 |
77.45 |
2024-06-04 |
| 18. |
John, the kind of control you're attempting simply is not po... |
77.34 |
1.0213 |
0.1036 |
303 |
1 |
77.34 |
2024-05-18 |
| 19. |
There was never any more inception than there is now, nor an... |
77.34 |
1.1551 |
-0.0316 |
202 |
1 |
77.34 |
2019-08-03 |
| 20. |
To think that the affairs of this life always remain in the ... |
77.16 |
1.0118 |
0.1128 |
473 |
1 |
77.16 |
2024-05-18 |
| 21. |
That fear had been inside him for many years, it had lived w... |
77.04 |
1.0740 |
0.0769 |
264 |
2 |
72.45 |
2024-05-13 |
| 22. |
Selling short is a way to make money if stock prices fall. I... |
77.03 |
1.0922 |
0.0651 |
230 |
1 |
77.03 |
2024-05-10 |
| 23. |
And I knew that in spite of all the roses and kisses and res... |
76.92 |
1.0843 |
0.0796 |
258 |
1 |
76.92 |
2024-05-30 |
| 24. |
You think my life is some precious thing to me? That I would... |
76.92 |
1.0524 |
1.1244 |
251 |
1 |
76.92 |
2024-05-18 |
| 25. |
There's a piece of Maria in every song that I sing. And the ... |
76.91 |
1.1296 |
0.0148 |
252 |
2 |
76.67 |
2024-05-10 |
| 26. |
Imagine if you got what you want every time. No struggle, no... |
76.90 |
1.0371 |
0.0796 |
593 |
1 |
76.90 |
2024-05-18 |
| 27. |
Come sail your ships around me and burn your bridges down. W... |
76.88 |
1.0719 |
0.0676 |
360 |
1 |
76.88 |
2024-05-18 |
| 28. |
Paper as we know it today was invented in China in around 10... |
76.65 |
1.0031 |
0.1388 |
304 |
3 |
67.25 |
2024-05-18 |
| 29. |
Hope you're feeling better now, hope you got my letter, how ... |
76.56 |
1.0264 |
0.1127 |
251 |
2 |
70.20 |
2024-05-16 |
| 30. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
76.53 |
1.0131 |
0.0988 |
225 |
2 |
76.46 |
2013-08-02 |
| 31. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
76.53 |
1.0885 |
0.0227 |
315 |
1 |
76.53 |
2013-08-02 |
| 32. |
Have you heard the story of the guy who decided not to die? ... |
76.24 |
0.9894 |
0.1188 |
420 |
1 |
76.24 |
2024-05-18 |
| 33. |
Starry, starry night, portraits hung in empty halls, framele... |
75.93 |
1.0420 |
0.0672 |
280 |
1 |
75.93 |
2024-05-12 |
| 34. |
They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro... |
75.90 |
1.0795 |
0.0510 |
226 |
1 |
75.90 |
2024-05-18 |
| 35. |
After removal from the oven, the pizza is sliced and plated ... |
75.89 |
1.0320 |
0.1031 |
293 |
1 |
75.89 |
2013-07-30 |
| 36. |
Always do your best - your best is going to change from mome... |
75.78 |
1.0038 |
0.1226 |
237 |
1 |
75.78 |
2024-05-13 |
| 37. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
75.51 |
0.9772 |
0.1197 |
217 |
1 |
75.51 |
2013-08-02 |
| 38. |
The time has come for man to set himself a goal. The time ha... |
75.46 |
1.1068 |
0.0174 |
393 |
3 |
68.56 |
2024-05-09 |
| 39. |
I was down, my dreams were wearing thin. When you're lost, w... |
75.24 |
1.1034 |
-0.0120 |
385 |
2 |
75.22 |
2024-05-18 |
| 40. |
It's not every day you see a driver who works his ride bette... |
75.08 |
1.1852 |
1.0975 |
141 |
1 |
75.08 |
2024-05-08 |
| 41. |
But look at me now, I'm on a cloud. All of my walls are crum... |
74.94 |
0.9814 |
0.0938 |
176 |
1 |
74.94 |
2024-05-18 |
| 42. |
I love the colorful clothes she wears and the way the sunlig... |
74.66 |
1.0217 |
0.0636 |
201 |
1 |
74.66 |
2024-05-09 |
| 43. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
74.41 |
1.0390 |
0.0398 |
205 |
1 |
74.41 |
2013-08-02 |
| 44. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
74.40 |
1.0252 |
0.0543 |
176 |
1 |
74.40 |
2013-08-02 |
| 45. |
Hey Jude, don't be afraid. You were made to go out and get h... |
74.30 |
1.1177 |
-0.0412 |
168 |
1 |
74.30 |
2024-05-30 |
| 46. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
74.21 |
1.0201 |
0.0578 |
303 |
2 |
69.06 |
2013-08-02 |
| 47. |
When has anyone ever told me I had the right to stop it all ... |
74.19 |
1.0947 |
-0.0185 |
122 |
1 |
74.19 |
2021-02-24 |
| 48. |
Be impeccable with your word - speak with integrity. Say onl... |
74.04 |
1.0669 |
0.0359 |
213 |
1 |
74.04 |
2013-08-02 |
| 49. |
There is something in our soul that loathes true attention m... |
73.84 |
1.0336 |
0.0388 |
247 |
1 |
73.84 |
2024-05-06 |
| 50. |
Around midafternoon, the snow thinned into sleet, and some u... |
73.81 |
0.9904 |
0.1184 |
203 |
4 |
69.21 |
2024-05-10 |
| 51. |
She did not tell them to clean up their lives, or go and sin... |
73.58 |
1.1457 |
-0.0592 |
311 |
1 |
73.58 |
2024-05-13 |
| 52. |
As a child, I was aware that, at night, infrared vision woul... |
73.53 |
0.9621 |
0.1082 |
223 |
1 |
73.53 |
2024-05-06 |
| 53. |
You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens... |
73.49 |
0.9640 |
0.1228 |
334 |
2 |
70.57 |
2024-06-04 |
| 54. |
We live in a charmed world. If we have money we can buy lite... |
73.49 |
1.0125 |
0.0817 |
413 |
3 |
69.98 |
2024-05-17 |
| 55. |
This planet has, or rather had, a problem, which was this: m... |
73.38 |
1.0477 |
0.0184 |
360 |
1 |
73.38 |
2013-07-30 |
| 56. |
Personally, I like to think my brother is having a college e... |
73.21 |
1.0718 |
1.0702 |
416 |
1 |
73.21 |
2024-05-13 |
| 57. |
My wife was... very nice. A wonderful, warm woman. And then ... |
73.19 |
1.0936 |
-0.0268 |
209 |
2 |
71.22 |
2024-05-18 |
| 58. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
73.18 |
1.0060 |
0.0572 |
171 |
1 |
73.18 |
2013-08-04 |
| 59. |
I can practically see your face and another revolutionary fa... |
73.12 |
1.0132 |
0.0485 |
143 |
1 |
73.12 |
2021-02-23 |
| 60. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
73.10 |
1.0799 |
-0.0187 |
243 |
2 |
72.12 |
2013-08-24 |
| 61. |
To an outsider's ear it sounds absurdly wild and ridiculous ... |
73.04 |
1.0365 |
0.0533 |
162 |
1 |
73.04 |
2024-05-08 |
| 62. |
Even if there is only one possible unified theory, it is jus... |
73.02 |
0.9852 |
0.0799 |
395 |
1 |
73.02 |
2019-09-20 |
| 63. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
72.77 |
1.0496 |
0.0070 |
314 |
1 |
72.77 |
2013-08-01 |
| 64. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
72.68 |
0.9965 |
0.0589 |
310 |
1 |
72.68 |
2013-08-24 |
| 65. |
By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way come... |
72.58 |
1.0884 |
-0.0354 |
249 |
1 |
72.58 |
2024-05-08 |
| 66. |
A giant inverted steel pyramid is perfectly balanced on its ... |
72.36 |
0.9893 |
0.0621 |
323 |
1 |
72.36 |
2013-08-04 |
| 67. |
Remembering you running soft through the night. You were big... |
72.25 |
1.0863 |
-0.0079 |
210 |
2 |
71.64 |
2024-05-16 |
| 68. |
But her brain was not interested in the future. Loaded with ... |
72.20 |
1.0578 |
-0.0204 |
155 |
1 |
72.20 |
2021-02-23 |
| 69. |
Baby, ever wondered why I could make you laugh and cry? Ecli... |
72.13 |
1.1151 |
-0.0347 |
224 |
1 |
72.13 |
2024-05-08 |
| 70. |
There are still some places where you can get all you can ea... |
72.09 |
1.0109 |
0.0620 |
400 |
1 |
72.09 |
2024-05-13 |
| 71. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
72.04 |
1.0516 |
-0.0057 |
281 |
1 |
72.04 |
2013-07-17 |
| 72. |
Even in this new country, memories don't really fade. My fat... |
72.00 |
1.0282 |
0.0164 |
370 |
1 |
72.00 |
2024-05-10 |
| 73. |
Some have a positive vocation for breaking open safes: from ... |
71.96 |
0.9670 |
0.1116 |
307 |
2 |
70.95 |
2024-05-13 |
| 74. |
The one place where a man ought to get a square deal is in a... |
71.76 |
1.0473 |
-0.0021 |
459 |
1 |
71.76 |
2024-05-30 |
| 75. |
Every day I searched for new songs, and it was like applying... |
71.62 |
1.0301 |
0.0110 |
408 |
1 |
71.62 |
2021-02-24 |
| 76. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
71.60 |
1.0013 |
0.0387 |
273 |
1 |
71.60 |
2013-08-02 |
| 77. |
And though my journeys did take me to a great many states, a... |
71.41 |
0.9994 |
0.0642 |
269 |
1 |
71.41 |
2024-06-07 |
| 78. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
71.32 |
0.9852 |
0.0504 |
264 |
1 |
71.32 |
2013-08-19 |
| 79. |
Focus your attention on the Now and tell me what problem you... |
70.94 |
1.1022 |
-0.0421 |
259 |
1 |
70.94 |
2024-05-09 |
| 80. |
A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. ... |
70.66 |
1.0387 |
0.0134 |
239 |
1 |
70.66 |
2024-05-10 |
| 81. |
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... |
70.65 |
0.9841 |
0.0419 |
334 |
2 |
69.82 |
2019-08-03 |
| 82. |
The whole point was to find a way to practice nuclear war wi... |
70.62 |
1.0261 |
0.0001 |
227 |
1 |
70.62 |
2019-08-03 |
| 83. |
I want adventure in the great wide somewhere. I want it more... |
70.60 |
1.0448 |
-0.0264 |
182 |
1 |
70.60 |
2021-02-23 |
| 84. |
Do you know what an artist and a sniper have in common? Deta... |
70.59 |
1.0420 |
-0.0167 |
263 |
1 |
70.59 |
2021-02-23 |
| 85. |
Perhaps it is that as Americans, we alone remain committed t... |
70.50 |
1.0498 |
-0.0219 |
321 |
1 |
70.50 |
2024-05-30 |
| 86. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
70.49 |
1.0201 |
0.0025 |
172 |
2 |
68.72 |
2013-08-19 |
| 87. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
70.43 |
1.0454 |
-0.0186 |
255 |
1 |
70.43 |
2013-07-17 |
| 88. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
70.41 |
1.0016 |
0.0207 |
218 |
1 |
70.41 |
2013-08-02 |
| 89. |
All the world used her ill, said this young misanthropist...... |
70.38 |
1.0357 |
0.0018 |
426 |
1 |
70.38 |
2024-05-13 |
| 90. |
Punishment and negative reinforcement are opposites. Punishm... |
70.32 |
1.0338 |
-0.0089 |
338 |
1 |
70.32 |
2021-02-24 |
| 91. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
70.27 |
0.9731 |
0.0465 |
129 |
1 |
70.27 |
2013-08-01 |
| 92. |
Your outcomes are a lagging measure of your habits. Your net... |
70.11 |
1.1100 |
-0.0865 |
314 |
1 |
70.11 |
2024-05-18 |
| 93. |
Listen well, we are different than regular people because we... |
69.90 |
1.0335 |
-0.0057 |
507 |
1 |
69.90 |
2024-05-17 |
| 94. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
69.72 |
0.9795 |
0.0326 |
308 |
1 |
69.72 |
2013-08-02 |
| 95. |
If I think too much the world seems to disappear, so I'll ta... |
69.68 |
1.0050 |
0.0182 |
295 |
1 |
69.68 |
2024-05-08 |
| 96. |
Do you know why you're not afraid to die, Spock? You're more... |
69.60 |
0.9251 |
0.0873 |
277 |
1 |
69.60 |
2019-09-20 |
| 97. |
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I al... |
69.57 |
1.1215 |
-0.0892 |
200 |
1 |
69.57 |
2024-05-18 |
| 98. |
And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who though... |
69.54 |
0.9936 |
0.0361 |
227 |
1 |
69.54 |
2013-08-04 |
| 99. |
The invention of the wheel represented a major turning point... |
69.51 |
0.9792 |
0.0618 |
265 |
1 |
69.51 |
2024-05-18 |
| 100. |
Stab a sorry heart with your favorite finger. Paint the whol... |
69.50 |
1.0270 |
0.0120 |
255 |
1 |
69.50 |
2024-05-12 |
| 101. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
69.50 |
1.0462 |
-0.0381 |
184 |
1 |
69.50 |
2013-08-19 |
| 102. |
Anything which has ended is finished. That which is perfect ... |
69.32 |
1.0456 |
-0.0379 |
323 |
1 |
69.32 |
2024-05-17 |
| 103. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
69.27 |
0.9907 |
0.0145 |
211 |
1 |
69.27 |
2013-08-02 |
| 104. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
69.01 |
1.0214 |
-0.0200 |
166 |
2 |
68.45 |
2013-08-01 |
| 105. |
The goal of the true seeker is to become a sage, or superior... |
68.95 |
1.0358 |
-0.0060 |
349 |
1 |
68.95 |
2013-08-02 |
| 106. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
68.93 |
0.9941 |
0.0060 |
217 |
1 |
68.93 |
2013-08-19 |
| 107. |
Technique is just a means to an end, and that end is making ... |
68.89 |
1.0787 |
-0.0769 |
279 |
1 |
68.89 |
2024-05-13 |
| 108. |
It's where I learned about living, it's where I learned abou... |
68.89 |
1.0431 |
-0.0524 |
145 |
1 |
68.89 |
2021-02-24 |
| 109. |
He was rough around the edges. He'd been to school, but neve... |
68.86 |
1.0314 |
-0.0045 |
452 |
2 |
67.99 |
2024-05-12 |
| 110. |
There are very few things I wish I could change about those ... |
68.75 |
1.0883 |
-0.0648 |
303 |
2 |
67.82 |
2024-06-04 |
| 111. |
Now, the years fly by just like an eagle, and it's casting a... |
68.60 |
1.0825 |
1.0028 |
348 |
1 |
68.60 |
2024-05-18 |
| 112. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
68.45 |
1.0829 |
-0.0895 |
288 |
1 |
68.45 |
2013-07-17 |
| 113. |
As the netted bag says, this potato was grown in Idaho, that... |
68.44 |
0.9371 |
0.0892 |
318 |
1 |
68.44 |
2024-05-16 |
| 114. |
Without a queen the locust swarm turned the ground to black.... |
68.42 |
1.0165 |
-0.0215 |
265 |
1 |
68.42 |
2021-02-23 |
| 115. |
The lessons of market history are clear. Styles and fashions... |
68.42 |
1.0189 |
0.0128 |
308 |
1 |
68.42 |
2024-05-06 |
| 116. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered to see how ... |
68.34 |
0.9461 |
0.0460 |
193 |
1 |
68.34 |
2013-07-30 |
| 117. |
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... |
68.31 |
0.9786 |
0.0117 |
193 |
1 |
68.31 |
2013-08-02 |
| 118. |
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something differe... |
68.24 |
0.9863 |
0.0044 |
339 |
1 |
68.24 |
2019-08-03 |
| 119. |
Coffee in the morning, you and the sun. There's a brown hue ... |
68.04 |
1.0404 |
-0.0654 |
223 |
1 |
68.04 |
2024-05-06 |
| 120. |
My friend, I shall be pedagogic, and say you ought to start ... |
67.98 |
1.0125 |
-0.0257 |
224 |
1 |
67.98 |
2013-08-01 |
| 121. |
Life is a storm, my young friend. You will bask in the sunli... |
67.93 |
1.0724 |
-0.0676 |
310 |
1 |
67.93 |
2024-05-04 |
| 122. |
Picking up the pieces, half alive in a nine 'til five, vacan... |
67.77 |
0.9855 |
0.0247 |
258 |
1 |
67.77 |
2024-05-13 |
| 123. |
Buddhism addresses two major types of meditation. Vipassana ... |
67.65 |
0.9312 |
0.0897 |
320 |
1 |
67.65 |
2024-05-18 |
| 124. |
Too often writers believe that they can emphasize words by p... |
67.61 |
1.0073 |
-0.0245 |
369 |
1 |
67.61 |
2021-02-23 |
| 125. |
Early on, when I made a long, quick cut through my donor's d... |
67.34 |
0.9999 |
0.9844 |
444 |
1 |
67.34 |
2024-06-04 |
| 126. |
If you should ever leave me though, life would still go on, ... |
67.20 |
1.0880 |
-0.1228 |
180 |
1 |
67.20 |
2024-05-06 |
| 127. |
Mac knew the score even if Aunt Ella didn't. Shot through th... |
66.96 |
0.9905 |
0.0039 |
337 |
1 |
66.96 |
2024-05-13 |
| 128. |
First, the layer of dough bakes into bread, a low-water-cont... |
66.84 |
0.9089 |
0.0634 |
342 |
1 |
66.84 |
2013-08-01 |
| 129. |
But this rough magic I here abjure, and when I have required... |
66.81 |
0.9822 |
-0.0111 |
284 |
1 |
66.81 |
2021-02-23 |
| 130. |
I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all d... |
66.68 |
1.0102 |
-0.0427 |
156 |
1 |
66.68 |
2024-05-30 |
| 131. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
66.61 |
0.9899 |
-0.0237 |
163 |
1 |
66.61 |
2013-07-30 |
| 132. |
There are men who possess a peculiarly strong visual memory,... |
66.45 |
0.9916 |
0.0071 |
282 |
1 |
66.45 |
2024-05-16 |
| 133. |
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vo... |
66.42 |
0.8971 |
0.0699 |
303 |
1 |
66.42 |
2019-09-20 |
| 134. |
It's a blue savanna song: somewhere cross the desert, someti... |
66.32 |
1.0211 |
-0.0315 |
213 |
1 |
66.32 |
2013-08-04 |
| 135. |
She looked terrific. I said to myself, "Maybe she's going to... |
66.21 |
0.9120 |
0.0724 |
436 |
1 |
66.21 |
2024-05-18 |
| 136. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
66.11 |
1.0567 |
-0.0975 |
303 |
1 |
66.11 |
2013-07-17 |
| 137. |
Alfred Hitchcock once said, "Drama is life with the dull bit... |
66.03 |
0.9632 |
0.0249 |
345 |
1 |
66.03 |
2024-05-06 |
| 138. |
So, I'm tending bar there at Ecklund & Swedlin's last Tuesda... |
65.71 |
0.8467 |
0.1277 |
343 |
1 |
65.71 |
2024-05-16 |
| 139. |
The crowd is running for their lives. I think I'm going to s... |
65.65 |
1.0222 |
-0.0683 |
256 |
1 |
65.65 |
2024-05-06 |
| 140. |
I turned back, and perceived a vast opaque body between me a... |
65.64 |
0.9923 |
-0.0380 |
308 |
1 |
65.64 |
2024-06-04 |
| 141. |
There is no physical separation after the slicing, so that e... |
65.59 |
1.0173 |
-0.0269 |
268 |
1 |
65.59 |
2024-05-18 |
| 142. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
65.39 |
0.9293 |
0.0200 |
355 |
1 |
65.39 |
2013-08-24 |
| 143. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
65.38 |
0.9697 |
-0.0205 |
249 |
1 |
65.38 |
2013-08-01 |
| 144. |
Every minute of every day we choose. Who we are. Who we forg... |
65.33 |
1.0239 |
-0.0743 |
394 |
1 |
65.33 |
2019-09-20 |
| 145. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
65.22 |
0.9965 |
-0.0508 |
168 |
1 |
65.22 |
2013-08-01 |
| 146. |
We must take a hard road, a road unforeseen. There lies our ... |
65.19 |
0.8925 |
0.0562 |
147 |
1 |
65.19 |
2019-09-20 |
| 147. |
We rendezvous with Rochambeau, consolidate their gifts. We c... |
65.11 |
0.9680 |
-0.0156 |
165 |
1 |
65.11 |
2024-05-13 |
| 148. |
In the witch trials, it was nearly impossible to provide com... |
64.57 |
0.9675 |
-0.0280 |
383 |
1 |
64.57 |
2013-08-19 |
| 149. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
64.57 |
1.0352 |
-0.0972 |
341 |
1 |
64.57 |
2013-08-01 |
| 150. |
Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bath... |
64.44 |
1.0232 |
-0.0567 |
236 |
1 |
64.44 |
2024-06-04 |
| 151. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
64.44 |
0.9632 |
-0.0258 |
392 |
1 |
64.44 |
2013-07-17 |
| 152. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
64.42 |
1.0167 |
-0.0810 |
378 |
1 |
64.42 |
2013-08-01 |
| 153. |
There can be no covenants between men and lions, wolves and ... |
64.38 |
1.0375 |
-0.1025 |
136 |
1 |
64.38 |
2024-05-18 |
| 154. |
Ladies and gentlemen. I think the confusion here is that you... |
64.37 |
0.9820 |
-0.0494 |
477 |
1 |
64.37 |
2024-05-06 |
| 155. |
After the grapes are crushed, yeasts (tiny one-celled organi... |
64.24 |
0.9673 |
0.0017 |
232 |
2 |
61.54 |
2024-05-08 |
| 156. |
Air-conditioned, odorless, illuminated by buzzing fluorescen... |
64.22 |
0.9216 |
0.0407 |
255 |
2 |
64.05 |
2024-05-16 |
| 157. |
We were good, we were gold, kinda dream that can't be sold. ... |
64.05 |
1.0035 |
-0.0768 |
124 |
1 |
64.05 |
2024-05-30 |
| 158. |
Like painting, most software is intended for a human audienc... |
63.78 |
0.9572 |
-0.0298 |
201 |
1 |
63.78 |
2013-08-19 |
| 159. |
One more turn and I'll settle the score. A rubber fire screa... |
63.72 |
1.0700 |
-0.1463 |
156 |
1 |
63.72 |
2024-05-13 |
| 160. |
The largest piece of our nutrition puzzle belongs to carbohy... |
63.67 |
0.9325 |
-0.0056 |
247 |
1 |
63.67 |
2019-08-03 |
| 161. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
63.48 |
0.8933 |
0.0293 |
363 |
1 |
63.48 |
2013-08-01 |
| 162. |
The basis of the Aztecs' success in creating a great state a... |
62.85 |
0.9908 |
-0.0450 |
342 |
1 |
62.85 |
2013-07-30 |
| 163. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
62.48 |
0.9646 |
-0.0576 |
264 |
1 |
62.48 |
2013-08-01 |
| 164. |
Danger is a topic you're often asked about as a sprinter. Th... |
62.47 |
0.9801 |
-0.0459 |
428 |
1 |
62.47 |
2024-05-12 |
| 165. |
Everyone else in the bar had scattered or was still hugging ... |
62.32 |
0.9499 |
-0.0438 |
301 |
1 |
62.32 |
2024-05-09 |
| 166. |
This was the most delicious meal he'd had in recent years, a... |
62.13 |
1.0214 |
-0.0850 |
281 |
1 |
62.13 |
2024-05-16 |
| 167. |
All Ninja are men of peace, and must always remain so or los... |
62.02 |
0.9583 |
-0.0264 |
341 |
1 |
62.02 |
2024-05-11 |
| 168. |
When the plantation flowered in the beginning of the rains, ... |
62.00 |
1.0025 |
-0.1021 |
261 |
1 |
62.00 |
2024-05-04 |
| 169. |
Aztec rule was based upon a system of tribute and fear over ... |
61.89 |
0.9572 |
-0.0262 |
376 |
1 |
61.89 |
2013-08-04 |
| 170. |
Having endured the racial turmoil of the Civil Rights Moveme... |
61.66 |
0.9651 |
-0.0432 |
389 |
1 |
61.66 |
2013-08-02 |
| 171. |
Imagine for a moment if we once again knew these few unremar... |
61.59 |
1.0662 |
-0.1479 |
407 |
1 |
61.59 |
2024-06-04 |
| 172. |
Although the United Nations does not have the power to enfor... |
61.43 |
1.0284 |
-0.1009 |
282 |
1 |
61.43 |
2024-05-10 |
| 173. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
61.00 |
0.8878 |
-0.0019 |
346 |
1 |
61.00 |
2013-07-30 |
| 174. |
The air was cold, and the rain again began to descend; we en... |
60.74 |
1.0478 |
0.8879 |
276 |
1 |
60.74 |
2024-05-13 |
| 175. |
Glancing through the 1977 Atlanta Yellow Pages reveals a cit... |
60.73 |
0.9023 |
0.0156 |
231 |
2 |
59.23 |
2024-05-30 |
| 176. |
I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath, scared to rock ... |
60.42 |
1.0010 |
-0.1242 |
248 |
1 |
60.42 |
2021-02-24 |
| 177. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
60.42 |
1.0711 |
-0.1968 |
213 |
1 |
60.42 |
2013-08-02 |
| 178. |
Many wines have more than 14 percent alcohol because the win... |
60.31 |
0.9739 |
-0.0729 |
412 |
1 |
60.31 |
2013-07-17 |
| 179. |
A total of twenty-five friends were headed from San Francisc... |
60.29 |
0.9243 |
-0.0233 |
448 |
1 |
60.29 |
2024-05-13 |
| 180. |
The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... |
60.22 |
1.0254 |
-0.1132 |
217 |
1 |
60.22 |
2024-05-17 |
| 181. |
I've heard there was a secret chord that David played, and i... |
59.83 |
0.9912 |
-0.0991 |
237 |
1 |
59.83 |
2013-07-17 |
| 182. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
59.71 |
0.9372 |
-0.0696 |
320 |
1 |
59.71 |
2013-08-02 |
| 183. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
59.40 |
0.9936 |
-0.1323 |
311 |
1 |
59.40 |
2013-07-17 |
| 184. |
Yet the web of thought has no such creases and is more like ... |
58.63 |
0.9786 |
-0.1281 |
235 |
1 |
58.63 |
2013-07-30 |
| 185. |
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit. And the ... |
58.15 |
1.0679 |
-0.2024 |
177 |
1 |
58.15 |
2013-08-02 |
| 186. |
The Inca believed that if one did not give thanks and obedie... |
57.91 |
1.0077 |
-0.1344 |
250 |
1 |
57.91 |
2024-05-04 |
| 187. |
In the English language, swearing is essential to effective ... |
57.84 |
0.9546 |
-0.0922 |
198 |
1 |
57.84 |
2024-05-08 |
| 188. |
Gardeners know how to grow top-notch crops. They determine w... |
57.02 |
1.0090 |
-0.1466 |
282 |
1 |
57.02 |
2021-02-23 |
| 189. |
O clear intelligence, force beyond all measure! Gentlemen, I... |
57.00 |
0.9976 |
-0.1522 |
174 |
1 |
57.00 |
2024-05-04 |
| 190. |
As the sound of the playgrounds faded, the despair set in. V... |
56.96 |
1.0430 |
-0.2189 |
119 |
1 |
56.96 |
2024-05-08 |
| 191. |
Historian James C. Cobb has described southern identity as "... |
55.79 |
0.9176 |
-0.0829 |
267 |
1 |
55.79 |
2024-05-17 |
| 192. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
54.76 |
0.8553 |
-0.0619 |
174 |
1 |
54.76 |
2013-07-30 |
| 193. |
Quiet and willing to do whatever anyone else wanted, she was... |
53.33 |
1.0840 |
-0.3039 |
98 |
1 |
53.33 |
2024-05-30 |
| 194. |
They're black, they're brown, they're up, they're down. They... |
50.59 |
0.8867 |
-0.1527 |
230 |
1 |
50.59 |
2019-08-03 |