Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
Something in the wind has learned my name and it's telling m... |
83.75 |
1.1377 |
0.2566 |
192 |
1 |
83.75 |
2019-03-17 |
2. |
I can't believe the things I see. The path that I have chose... |
83.06 |
1.1127 |
0.2708 |
164 |
1 |
83.06 |
2020-12-23 |
3. |
I have a dream, a song to sing, to help me cope with anythin... |
81.65 |
1.0656 |
0.2875 |
142 |
1 |
81.65 |
2019-05-10 |
4. |
When someone sues a wealthy individual, they are often met w... |
78.55 |
1.0089 |
0.2932 |
194 |
1 |
78.55 |
2019-04-26 |
5. |
I was long into my second decade of living single before I c... |
77.36 |
1.0151 |
0.2747 |
152 |
1 |
77.36 |
2019-04-17 |
6. |
Although some men who were easy with their words said that i... |
77.14 |
1.0729 |
0.2139 |
195 |
1 |
77.14 |
2019-04-13 |
7. |
For instance, a black hole as light as a small asteroid woul... |
73.45 |
0.9555 |
0.2708 |
209 |
1 |
73.45 |
2020-08-22 |
8. |
You must love your work, and not be always looking over the ... |
73.35 |
1.1173 |
0.1049 |
227 |
1 |
73.35 |
2019-03-16 |
9. |
Perhaps the most serious way in which parasites that are usu... |
72.78 |
1.0500 |
0.1649 |
379 |
1 |
72.78 |
2019-03-16 |
10. |
It is now time to make it unclear. To write off lines that d... |
71.55 |
1.0684 |
0.1192 |
290 |
1 |
71.55 |
2019-04-17 |
11. |
Our attempts to succeed in life will be largely determined b... |
71.35 |
0.9453 |
0.2520 |
185 |
1 |
71.35 |
2020-08-18 |
12. |
For as long as a single man is forced to cower under the iro... |
70.69 |
1.0530 |
0.1232 |
193 |
1 |
70.69 |
2019-03-13 |
13. |
Tears are handy for washing away troubling and sad feelings.... |
70.45 |
1.0427 |
0.1319 |
366 |
1 |
70.45 |
2019-04-17 |
14. |
The human whose name is written in this note shall die. This... |
70.41 |
1.0785 |
0.0954 |
229 |
1 |
70.41 |
2019-04-15 |
15. |
Robbers never strike at the homes of the poor; private wealt... |
69.71 |
0.9798 |
0.1905 |
209 |
1 |
69.71 |
2020-08-10 |
16. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
69.49 |
1.0796 |
0.0765 |
129 |
1 |
69.49 |
2019-04-22 |
17. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
69.27 |
1.0426 |
0.1113 |
323 |
1 |
69.27 |
2019-02-27 |
18. |
He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken h... |
68.77 |
0.9272 |
0.2269 |
390 |
1 |
68.77 |
2019-03-13 |
19. |
Sometimes the briefest moments capture us, force us to take ... |
68.68 |
1.0959 |
0.0422 |
136 |
1 |
68.68 |
2020-08-22 |
20. |
Morning has broken like the first morning, blackbird has spo... |
68.65 |
1.0408 |
0.1023 |
180 |
1 |
68.65 |
2020-12-23 |
21. |
I cheated on the intelligence test, I'm sorry! But I just wa... |
68.44 |
1.0316 |
0.1069 |
313 |
1 |
68.44 |
2019-01-21 |
22. |
There is nothing in the world more difficult than candor, an... |
68.42 |
0.9898 |
0.1513 |
412 |
1 |
68.42 |
2019-04-26 |
23. |
I felt good and all washed clean of sin for the first time I... |
68.20 |
1.0989 |
0.0368 |
302 |
1 |
68.20 |
2019-04-11 |
24. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
68.15 |
1.0004 |
0.1337 |
212 |
1 |
68.15 |
2019-03-17 |
25. |
Dreams. Each man longs to pursue his dream. Each man is tort... |
67.96 |
1.0267 |
0.1042 |
277 |
1 |
67.96 |
2019-03-17 |
26. |
I'm saying you're what's wrong with America, Simpson. You co... |
67.76 |
0.9418 |
0.1952 |
160 |
1 |
67.76 |
2019-03-12 |
27. |
Whenever there is a meeting, a parting shall follow. But tha... |
67.75 |
1.0525 |
0.0714 |
172 |
2 |
64.94 |
2019-04-07 |
28. |
Do we have to put up with this? I mean, can't we get a bette... |
67.63 |
0.9303 |
0.2020 |
134 |
1 |
67.63 |
2019-01-21 |
29. |
Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be ... |
67.53 |
0.9781 |
0.1546 |
205 |
1 |
67.53 |
2019-02-06 |
30. |
You're just a whiny little basket case who's milking this de... |
67.43 |
1.0141 |
0.1080 |
276 |
1 |
67.43 |
2019-04-15 |
31. |
We are the world, we are the children. We are the ones who m... |
67.25 |
1.0338 |
0.0832 |
213 |
1 |
67.25 |
2021-05-24 |
32. |
Oh, it doesn't matter what they say in the papers 'cause it'... |
67.20 |
1.0515 |
0.0663 |
204 |
1 |
67.20 |
2019-03-16 |
33. |
If you know what you're worth then go out and get what you'r... |
67.11 |
1.0239 |
0.0916 |
272 |
1 |
67.11 |
2019-05-03 |
34. |
You are amoral, are you not? You are feeding off the violenc... |
66.69 |
1.0249 |
0.0839 |
180 |
1 |
66.69 |
2019-03-16 |
35. |
I open up the paper. There's a story of an actor who had die... |
66.52 |
1.0214 |
0.0856 |
213 |
1 |
66.52 |
2019-04-17 |
36. |
My entire life had been on a predictable trajectory dominate... |
66.22 |
0.8958 |
0.2097 |
322 |
1 |
66.22 |
2020-06-05 |
37. |
There was nothing there, and they would find nothing. But al... |
66.09 |
1.0746 |
0.0230 |
312 |
1 |
66.09 |
2023-07-31 |
38. |
I have not much hope that Gollum can be cured before he dies... |
65.78 |
1.0590 |
0.0359 |
306 |
1 |
65.78 |
2019-03-16 |
39. |
I don't do lost causes or tilt at windmills. I don't perform... |
65.68 |
1.0233 |
0.0694 |
292 |
1 |
65.68 |
2019-02-26 |
40. |
We lived at the carnival in summer. We scared ourselves to d... |
65.62 |
1.0161 |
0.0770 |
206 |
1 |
65.62 |
2019-04-15 |
41. |
Hey, are you the kind of kid who reads the last page of a my... |
65.52 |
0.9277 |
0.1708 |
239 |
1 |
65.52 |
2019-02-27 |
42. |
I hate nice girls. If they so much as say hello, it stays on... |
65.46 |
1.0263 |
0.0623 |
276 |
1 |
65.46 |
2019-02-26 |
43. |
I am the happiest creature in the world. Perhaps other peopl... |
65.42 |
1.0281 |
0.0588 |
168 |
1 |
65.42 |
2019-03-17 |
44. |
There are many things we've never done. We've never made our... |
65.37 |
0.9536 |
0.1420 |
326 |
1 |
65.37 |
2019-03-17 |
45. |
They got an apartment with deep pile carpet and a couple of ... |
65.33 |
1.0440 |
0.0441 |
254 |
1 |
65.33 |
2021-05-24 |
46. |
In the second row was a boy named Doon Harrow. He sat with h... |
65.09 |
0.9251 |
0.1687 |
470 |
1 |
65.09 |
2019-03-16 |
47. |
We'll send him cheesy movies, the worst we can find. He'll h... |
65.04 |
1.0411 |
0.0405 |
245 |
1 |
65.04 |
2019-03-12 |
48. |
History is not merely a linear collection of points that we ... |
64.80 |
1.0879 |
-0.0104 |
187 |
1 |
64.80 |
2020-12-23 |
49. |
For example, by owning your own corporation, your vacations ... |
64.59 |
0.9725 |
0.1474 |
279 |
1 |
64.59 |
2019-05-03 |
50. |
I was a son. A brother, like you, a younger brother, and I h... |
64.56 |
0.9588 |
0.1241 |
326 |
1 |
64.56 |
2019-03-16 |
51. |
Let me photograph you in this light, in case it is the last ... |
64.08 |
1.0572 |
0.0004 |
149 |
1 |
64.08 |
2019-02-12 |
52. |
Must the citizen ever for a moment, or in the least degree, ... |
64.01 |
0.9773 |
0.0967 |
372 |
1 |
64.01 |
2019-03-13 |
53. |
I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting... |
63.71 |
1.0942 |
-0.0344 |
263 |
1 |
63.71 |
2019-03-12 |
54. |
It is in the spirit of Andrew Jackson that I, from time to t... |
63.70 |
0.9842 |
0.0852 |
406 |
1 |
63.70 |
2019-05-03 |
55. |
I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart o... |
63.65 |
1.0488 |
0.0130 |
321 |
1 |
63.65 |
2021-01-10 |
56. |
I think you're the greatest but my dad says you don't work h... |
63.62 |
1.0484 |
0.0091 |
202 |
1 |
63.62 |
2019-02-26 |
57. |
We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read an... |
63.50 |
0.9819 |
0.0774 |
326 |
1 |
63.50 |
2019-03-16 |
58. |
The term First Contact applies to the moment when we employ ... |
63.21 |
0.9498 |
0.1134 |
444 |
1 |
63.21 |
2019-04-13 |
59. |
There are many other ways of programming the switching seque... |
63.15 |
0.9771 |
0.0832 |
289 |
1 |
63.15 |
2019-05-03 |
60. |
A melancholy air can never be the right thing; what you want... |
62.96 |
1.0589 |
-0.0107 |
329 |
1 |
62.96 |
2019-03-16 |
61. |
Too many times we stand aside and let the waters slip away '... |
62.93 |
1.0194 |
0.0273 |
233 |
1 |
62.93 |
2019-03-16 |
62. |
I just finished this fascinating book. By the year 2030, the... |
62.87 |
0.9797 |
0.0759 |
268 |
1 |
62.87 |
2019-03-17 |
63. |
Living close to the ground is seventh heaven 'cause there ar... |
62.84 |
0.9562 |
0.0967 |
317 |
1 |
62.84 |
2019-05-10 |
64. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
62.83 |
1.0201 |
0.0262 |
303 |
1 |
62.83 |
2019-04-05 |
65. |
I can practically see your face and another revolutionary fa... |
62.68 |
1.0132 |
0.0294 |
143 |
1 |
62.68 |
2019-02-12 |
66. |
People aren't as complex as you think they are. They're simp... |
62.62 |
1.0728 |
-0.0364 |
237 |
1 |
62.62 |
2020-08-22 |
67. |
The gentleman helps others to realize what is good in them; ... |
62.58 |
1.0365 |
-0.0043 |
146 |
1 |
62.58 |
2019-02-26 |
68. |
I was shaking like a leaf, so without thinking I lit up a ci... |
62.51 |
0.9681 |
0.0744 |
378 |
1 |
62.51 |
2019-03-22 |
69. |
Earth, like most planets, has strong temperature gradients, ... |
62.24 |
0.9308 |
0.1138 |
290 |
1 |
62.24 |
2019-02-28 |
70. |
If soldiers are punished before they have grown attached to ... |
62.16 |
0.9624 |
0.0804 |
263 |
1 |
62.16 |
2020-08-22 |
71. |
I know you're coming in the night like a thief, but I've had... |
62.06 |
1.0045 |
0.0270 |
226 |
1 |
62.06 |
2019-02-26 |
72. |
Every craft and every investigation, and likewise every acti... |
62.03 |
1.0545 |
0.0098 |
416 |
1 |
62.03 |
2019-03-17 |
73. |
Pulp: 1. A soft, moist, shapeless mass or matter. 2. A magaz... |
61.88 |
0.9155 |
0.1595 |
168 |
1 |
61.88 |
2019-04-22 |
74. |
I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fa... |
61.80 |
0.9022 |
0.1341 |
256 |
1 |
61.80 |
2020-06-05 |
75. |
Come to me now and rest your head for just five minutes, eve... |
61.71 |
1.0010 |
0.0195 |
195 |
1 |
61.71 |
2019-03-12 |
76. |
I want to leave my footprints in the sands of time. Know the... |
61.61 |
1.1101 |
-0.0842 |
235 |
1 |
61.61 |
2021-01-10 |
77. |
Some people say that bowling alleys got big lanes. Some peop... |
61.54 |
1.0543 |
-0.0298 |
215 |
1 |
61.54 |
2022-06-27 |
78. |
There are men who possess a peculiarly strong visual memory,... |
61.39 |
0.9916 |
0.0702 |
282 |
1 |
61.39 |
2020-08-18 |
79. |
When the little bluebird, who has never said a word, starts ... |
61.25 |
0.9695 |
0.0589 |
318 |
1 |
61.25 |
2019-03-17 |
80. |
I don't believe you commissioned me to make an offer on the ... |
61.20 |
1.0165 |
0.0000 |
161 |
1 |
61.20 |
2019-03-16 |
81. |
He looked at her as a man might look at a faded flower he ha... |
61.12 |
1.0119 |
-0.0047 |
166 |
1 |
61.12 |
2021-01-16 |
82. |
Duty bound, Aeneas, though he struggled with desire to calm ... |
61.08 |
1.0511 |
-0.0344 |
271 |
1 |
61.08 |
2019-04-15 |
83. |
Very well - I'll bide my time. And as for you, my fine lady,... |
60.78 |
0.9334 |
0.0836 |
215 |
1 |
60.78 |
2019-03-22 |
84. |
Fear is a strange soil. Mainly it grows obedience like corn,... |
60.71 |
0.9319 |
0.0863 |
181 |
1 |
60.71 |
2019-03-16 |
85. |
The basic concept is simple: a satellite in geosynchronous o... |
60.68 |
0.9665 |
0.0906 |
326 |
1 |
60.68 |
2019-03-16 |
86. |
We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most ... |
60.67 |
1.0439 |
-0.0324 |
369 |
1 |
60.67 |
2019-03-16 |
87. |
Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought... |
60.51 |
1.1378 |
-0.1335 |
144 |
1 |
60.51 |
2019-02-06 |
88. |
Let me tell you a story. In 1999, Google was a little startu... |
60.45 |
0.9251 |
0.0894 |
351 |
1 |
60.45 |
2019-03-17 |
89. |
If you knew how to run a business he'd still have a job and ... |
60.42 |
0.9478 |
0.0648 |
210 |
1 |
60.42 |
2019-02-12 |
90. |
If you've never programmed a computer, you should. There's n... |
60.42 |
0.9556 |
0.0580 |
354 |
1 |
60.42 |
2019-04-11 |
91. |
Those of you who do not read, attend the theater, listen to ... |
60.33 |
0.9429 |
0.0681 |
342 |
1 |
60.33 |
2019-11-14 |
92. |
I never thought I'd die alone. I laughed the loudest, who'd ... |
60.15 |
0.9339 |
0.0738 |
282 |
1 |
60.15 |
2019-03-17 |
93. |
It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents, e... |
60.13 |
0.9371 |
0.0723 |
326 |
1 |
60.13 |
2019-03-16 |
94. |
I think human beings must have faith or must look for faith,... |
59.74 |
1.0515 |
-0.0587 |
279 |
1 |
59.74 |
2019-03-16 |
95. |
Scratch the surface of any champion in any individual sport,... |
59.67 |
0.9526 |
0.0484 |
197 |
1 |
59.67 |
2019-04-11 |
96. |
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... |
59.65 |
0.8318 |
0.1679 |
146 |
1 |
59.65 |
2020-06-05 |
97. |
In the first place, Herb's name isn't Tarlek, it's Nietzsche... |
59.63 |
0.8511 |
0.1488 |
248 |
1 |
59.63 |
2019-04-15 |
98. |
There's no sunshine, this impossible year. Only black days a... |
59.50 |
0.9582 |
0.0388 |
402 |
1 |
59.50 |
2019-03-13 |
99. |
Out of my thoughts! You are part of my existence, part of my... |
59.45 |
0.9812 |
0.0160 |
511 |
1 |
59.45 |
2019-04-17 |
100. |
Just because there are things I don't remember doesn't make ... |
59.29 |
1.0589 |
-0.0739 |
151 |
1 |
59.29 |
2019-04-15 |
101. |
Boy, you got rights and lefts. Ups and downs and middles. So... |
58.92 |
0.8496 |
0.1389 |
396 |
1 |
58.92 |
2019-04-13 |
102. |
Individual science fiction stories may seem as trivial as ev... |
58.82 |
0.9909 |
-0.0100 |
263 |
1 |
58.82 |
2021-01-06 |
103. |
Enjoy this next test. I'm going to go to the surface. It's a... |
58.81 |
0.9491 |
0.0363 |
255 |
1 |
58.81 |
2019-04-15 |
104. |
Although free radicals may sound like members of a sixties' ... |
58.69 |
0.9122 |
0.0741 |
372 |
1 |
58.69 |
2019-04-07 |
105. |
And all the time - such is the tragi-comedy of our situation... |
58.46 |
0.9193 |
0.0624 |
519 |
1 |
58.46 |
2019-04-15 |
106. |
One of the greatest attributes of God is power. Power to cre... |
58.22 |
1.0068 |
-0.0388 |
415 |
1 |
58.22 |
2019-03-17 |
107. |
The idea of having nations and governments is as foolish as ... |
58.14 |
0.9547 |
0.0199 |
257 |
1 |
58.14 |
2019-02-06 |
108. |
I did. I killed him. Threw him right over a rope bridge. I w... |
58.02 |
0.9619 |
0.0116 |
302 |
1 |
58.02 |
2019-04-15 |
109. |
'I have come,' he said. 'But I do not choose now to do what ... |
57.99 |
0.8718 |
0.0980 |
189 |
1 |
57.99 |
2020-06-05 |
110. |
So, the gods don't hand out all their gifts at once, not bui... |
57.94 |
1.0171 |
-0.0513 |
401 |
1 |
57.94 |
2019-01-21 |
111. |
Lasher, Paul realized, was the only one who hadn't lost touc... |
57.82 |
0.9725 |
-0.0031 |
424 |
1 |
57.82 |
2019-03-12 |
112. |
Oh baby, it's alright. It's alright to feel like a fat child... |
57.64 |
1.0343 |
-0.0765 |
238 |
1 |
57.64 |
2019-03-16 |
113. |
Everybody can taste vanilla. Pay a little more attention, us... |
57.49 |
0.9179 |
0.0472 |
456 |
1 |
57.49 |
2019-04-15 |
114. |
You are older than me. Do you still feel the pain of the sca... |
57.28 |
1.0511 |
-0.1006 |
162 |
1 |
57.28 |
2019-04-05 |
115. |
Tony Soprano: All due respect to New York, I don't think you... |
57.26 |
0.8852 |
0.0776 |
295 |
1 |
57.26 |
2019-05-10 |
116. |
Here we go, off the rails, don't you know it's time to raise... |
57.19 |
1.0173 |
-0.0683 |
208 |
1 |
57.19 |
2019-03-10 |
117. |
At that moment, Harry fully understood for the first time wh... |
56.99 |
0.9103 |
0.0475 |
513 |
1 |
56.99 |
2019-05-03 |
118. |
Estella, to the last hour of my life, you cannot choose but ... |
56.75 |
1.0234 |
-0.0796 |
372 |
1 |
56.75 |
2019-02-26 |
119. |
Oh, well since we didn't get hit by any arrows, I'll tell yo... |
56.68 |
0.9488 |
0.0021 |
207 |
1 |
56.68 |
2019-02-08 |
120. |
Gentlemen: You have undertaken to cheat me. I won't sue you,... |
56.64 |
0.9499 |
-0.0105 |
100 |
1 |
56.64 |
2021-01-16 |
121. |
Can't a guy just buy some bagels for his friends so they'll ... |
56.52 |
0.9376 |
0.0097 |
203 |
1 |
56.52 |
2020-08-22 |
122. |
Moon river, wider than a mile, I'm crossing you in style som... |
56.38 |
0.9510 |
-0.0048 |
316 |
1 |
56.38 |
2019-03-16 |
123. |
Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown, and things seem har... |
56.08 |
0.9512 |
-0.0077 |
528 |
1 |
56.08 |
2019-11-14 |
124. |
But no. She shook her head, an imperceptible, forgiving shru... |
55.99 |
0.9259 |
0.0123 |
308 |
1 |
55.99 |
2019-03-16 |
125. |
Hope you're feeling better now, hope you got my letter, how ... |
55.97 |
1.0264 |
-0.0634 |
251 |
1 |
55.97 |
2019-03-16 |
126. |
Well, I can't recall one time in my life I've felt as lonely... |
55.95 |
1.0168 |
-0.0901 |
255 |
1 |
55.95 |
2019-02-26 |
127. |
I bomb atomically. Socrates' philosophies and hypotheses can... |
55.93 |
0.8178 |
0.1205 |
284 |
1 |
55.93 |
2019-03-13 |
128. |
I was on a ski weekend, up at Stowe. I was coming in late on... |
55.82 |
0.9759 |
-0.0391 |
523 |
1 |
55.82 |
2019-04-22 |
129. |
You've undoubtedly noticed how some authors go to so much tr... |
55.57 |
1.0255 |
-0.0999 |
320 |
1 |
55.57 |
2019-02-08 |
130. |
We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're ab... |
55.49 |
0.8811 |
0.0492 |
187 |
1 |
55.49 |
2019-03-13 |
131. |
Suddenly Lasher underwent a transformation. He showed a side... |
55.15 |
0.8591 |
0.0640 |
374 |
1 |
55.15 |
2019-03-26 |
132. |
I think you're a lonely person. I see all these phones and a... |
54.83 |
0.9857 |
-0.0820 |
105 |
1 |
54.83 |
2022-10-13 |
133. |
Throw your soul through every open door, count your blessing... |
54.77 |
1.0248 |
-0.1165 |
179 |
1 |
54.77 |
2019-02-08 |
134. |
I hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, what... |
54.70 |
1.0428 |
-0.1369 |
271 |
1 |
54.70 |
2019-02-26 |
135. |
Under such circumstances I naturally gravitated to London, t... |
54.69 |
0.9442 |
-0.0331 |
157 |
1 |
54.69 |
2021-01-06 |
136. |
But whatever happens, I've been happy. I've been loved. I've... |
54.54 |
0.8809 |
0.0322 |
159 |
1 |
54.54 |
2019-02-26 |
137. |
For one who contradicts emptiness there would be nothing tha... |
54.53 |
1.0064 |
-0.1010 |
143 |
1 |
54.53 |
2019-02-12 |
138. |
Dan, let me tell you something. In this envelope are all the... |
54.32 |
0.9103 |
0.0019 |
287 |
1 |
54.32 |
2019-03-16 |
139. |
You're not like the others. I've seen a few; I know. When I ... |
54.23 |
1.0213 |
-0.1229 |
155 |
1 |
54.23 |
2019-04-05 |
140. |
The men in the room suddenly realized that they didn't want ... |
54.05 |
1.0319 |
-0.1333 |
215 |
1 |
54.05 |
2019-03-12 |
141. |
Well, Mr. Gardner, I must admit that is one of the most refr... |
54.02 |
0.9296 |
-0.0237 |
210 |
1 |
54.02 |
2019-03-10 |
142. |
The things we do outlast our mortality. The things we do are... |
53.94 |
0.9917 |
-0.0949 |
293 |
1 |
53.94 |
2021-01-16 |
143. |
Your scientists have yet to discover how neural networks cre... |
53.91 |
0.8754 |
0.0281 |
266 |
1 |
53.91 |
2019-04-11 |
144. |
Your primary objective should be to touch-type; that is, to ... |
53.21 |
0.9281 |
-0.0390 |
273 |
1 |
53.21 |
2019-01-21 |
145. |
During the twenties, when Prohibition was at its height, vas... |
53.12 |
0.8712 |
0.0204 |
313 |
1 |
53.12 |
2019-03-12 |
146. |
The debate between mercantilists (under various names) and f... |
53.10 |
0.8846 |
0.0066 |
453 |
1 |
53.10 |
2019-04-11 |
147. |
He managed to open the cupboard door with his nose and found... |
52.99 |
0.9127 |
-0.0305 |
252 |
1 |
52.99 |
2019-02-27 |
148. |
My proposal is based upon an asymmetry between verifiability... |
52.89 |
0.8835 |
0.0054 |
258 |
1 |
52.89 |
2019-04-11 |
149. |
My name is Nathan Fielder, and I graduated from one of Canad... |
52.64 |
0.9391 |
-0.0556 |
213 |
1 |
52.64 |
2019-11-14 |
150. |
First it was butter then it was sugar and white flour, bacon... |
52.42 |
0.8822 |
-0.0028 |
234 |
1 |
52.42 |
2019-03-10 |
151. |
I was standing by the window on one cold and cloudy day, and... |
52.31 |
0.9273 |
-0.0492 |
241 |
1 |
52.31 |
2019-03-16 |
152. |
Cup of Ace, cup of Goose, cup of Cris high heels, somethin' ... |
52.16 |
0.8411 |
0.0323 |
260 |
1 |
52.16 |
2019-02-27 |
153. |
The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... |
51.98 |
1.0254 |
-0.1164 |
217 |
1 |
51.98 |
2019-04-11 |
154. |
As the netted bag says, this potato was grown in Idaho, that... |
51.96 |
0.9371 |
-0.0355 |
318 |
1 |
51.96 |
2019-02-26 |
155. |
Liz, this is ridiculous! I cannot make the choice between th... |
51.86 |
0.9685 |
-0.0989 |
194 |
1 |
51.86 |
2019-04-07 |
156. |
At night I'm driving in your car, pretending that we'll leav... |
51.76 |
1.0221 |
-0.1630 |
268 |
1 |
51.76 |
2019-02-12 |
157. |
I admit that twice two makes four is an excellent thing, but... |
51.20 |
1.0354 |
-0.1924 |
159 |
1 |
51.20 |
2021-02-17 |
158. |
And, anyway, it's not about making money, it's about taking ... |
51.16 |
1.0091 |
-0.1599 |
172 |
1 |
51.16 |
2019-03-16 |
159. |
Years ago, I was an angry young man. And I'd pretend that I ... |
51.02 |
0.9852 |
-0.1408 |
155 |
1 |
51.02 |
2019-04-07 |
160. |
Around midafternoon, the snow thinned into sleet, and some u... |
51.01 |
0.9904 |
-0.0998 |
203 |
1 |
51.01 |
2017-07-04 |
161. |
Once upon a time there lived a magnificent race of animals t... |
50.65 |
0.9691 |
-0.1196 |
437 |
1 |
50.65 |
2019-04-11 |
162. |
On my way to see my friends who lived a couple blocks away f... |
50.46 |
0.9608 |
-0.1143 |
142 |
1 |
50.46 |
2019-02-08 |
163. |
No battle is ever won. They are not even fought. The field o... |
50.24 |
0.9937 |
-0.1603 |
159 |
1 |
50.24 |
2021-02-17 |
164. |
Can you "choose" something when you are forcefully and enthu... |
49.41 |
0.9300 |
-0.1005 |
173 |
1 |
49.41 |
2019-03-10 |
165. |
Raised the ol' girl from a cub, I did. ... 'Course we had to... |
49.24 |
0.9072 |
-0.0823 |
205 |
1 |
49.24 |
2019-03-12 |
166. |
I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my lock... |
49.05 |
0.8302 |
-0.0075 |
209 |
1 |
49.05 |
2019-04-15 |
167. |
The ancient Oracle said that I was the wisest of all the Gre... |
49.04 |
0.9713 |
-0.1485 |
132 |
1 |
49.04 |
2019-03-10 |
168. |
Dreams are not to be converted into reality, that we know; w... |
48.69 |
1.0904 |
-0.2839 |
215 |
1 |
48.69 |
2019-03-12 |
169. |
It is tragic and sad and chaotic and lovely. All life is the... |
48.44 |
0.9702 |
-0.1590 |
178 |
1 |
48.44 |
2019-04-07 |
170. |
Ah-ha! There's the problem: Too many toasters! You know what... |
48.41 |
0.7597 |
0.0514 |
98 |
1 |
48.41 |
2019-02-12 |
171. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
47.58 |
0.9636 |
-0.1737 |
254 |
1 |
47.58 |
2019-02-12 |
172. |
In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All th... |
46.19 |
0.9084 |
-0.1406 |
300 |
1 |
46.19 |
2020-08-07 |
173. |
Perhaps however the most satisfactory definition of a rock i... |
45.90 |
0.9844 |
-0.2138 |
357 |
1 |
45.90 |
2019-02-26 |
174. |
Ooh, if the shoe fits, wear it. If New York's in debt, why s... |
45.34 |
0.8404 |
-0.0801 |
312 |
1 |
45.34 |
2019-02-06 |
175. |
Maybe if we felt any human loss as keenly as we feel one of ... |
43.89 |
0.9523 |
-0.2203 |
118 |
1 |
43.89 |
2019-03-16 |
176. |
So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, La... |
43.39 |
0.8652 |
-0.1395 |
301 |
1 |
43.39 |
2019-02-12 |
177. |
It was a wicked, whimpering, winter plagued night. When my t... |
42.37 |
0.9242 |
-0.2126 |
199 |
1 |
42.37 |
2019-02-08 |
178. |
If baseball players testifying about steroids in front of a ... |
42.33 |
0.8746 |
-0.1662 |
220 |
1 |
42.33 |
2019-02-06 |
179. |
Lesser than Macbeth, and greater. Not so happy, yet much hap... |
42.04 |
0.8748 |
-0.1778 |
141 |
1 |
42.04 |
2020-08-18 |
180. |
I'm a broke-nose fighter. I'm a loose-lipped liar. Searching... |
41.29 |
0.8145 |
-0.1246 |
115 |
1 |
41.29 |
2019-04-15 |
181. |
Yet the web of thought has no such creases and is more like ... |
38.26 |
0.9786 |
-0.3452 |
235 |
1 |
38.26 |
2017-07-04 |
182. |
The word science is derived from a Latin verb meaning "to kn... |
36.67 |
0.8845 |
-0.2729 |
142 |
1 |
36.67 |
2019-02-26 |
183. |
The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought eve... |
32.25 |
0.9257 |
-0.3857 |
190 |
1 |
32.25 |
2017-07-04 |