Text analysis for bad keyboard? more like bad player (badcatastrophe)

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Rank	Text	Best WPM	Overall Difficulty	Relative Speed	Text Length	Races	Average WPM	Last race
1.	Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'...	160.16	1.0696	0.0654	226	1	160.16	2016-07-07
2.	May your hands always be busy, may your feet always be swift...	153.47	1.0169	0.0783	222	2	145.63	2016-07-07
3.	If you want to drive a race car well, whether to win an Indy...	147.42	1.0272	0.0440	405	1	147.42	2016-07-07
4.	In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f...	140.00	0.9614	0.0355	292	1	140.00	2016-07-07
5.	I can and do say that nothing human beings have ever before ...	136.72	1.0296	-0.0516	306	1	136.72	2016-07-07
6.	I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone...	135.26	1.0261	-0.0690	273	1	135.26	2016-07-07
7.	A freedom fighter learns the hard way that it is the oppress...	132.23	1.0617	-0.1144	247	1	132.23	2016-07-07
8.	The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p...	129.09	0.8770	0.0413	300	1	129.09	2016-07-07
9.	People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ...	128.74	1.0033	-0.0979	189	1	128.74	2016-07-07
10.	Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o...	127.96	0.9339	-0.0288	310	1	127.96	2016-07-07