| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
The weird thing about houses is that they almost always look... |
136.73 |
1.1170 |
0.1687 |
204 |
1 |
136.73 |
2017-08-27 |
| 2. |
Spend all your time waiting for that second chance, for a br... |
136.28 |
1.1369 |
0.1429 |
176 |
2 |
121.80 |
2018-11-29 |
| 3. |
So, I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And mayb... |
134.72 |
1.1015 |
0.1672 |
266 |
2 |
123.23 |
2017-08-25 |
| 4. |
But you know that when the truth is told, you can get what y... |
134.25 |
1.0554 |
0.2084 |
196 |
1 |
134.25 |
2022-04-11 |
| 5. |
You are what you are and you are where you are because of wh... |
133.45 |
1.1898 |
0.0642 |
178 |
1 |
133.45 |
2017-08-23 |
| 6. |
Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought... |
132.88 |
1.1448 |
0.1055 |
144 |
2 |
120.26 |
2022-04-11 |
| 7. |
I was once like you are now, and I know that it's not easy t... |
132.80 |
1.1184 |
0.1321 |
235 |
1 |
132.80 |
2017-08-23 |
| 8. |
I do not see it. It is interesting that people try to find m... |
131.13 |
1.0572 |
0.1740 |
275 |
1 |
131.13 |
2018-11-29 |
| 9. |
I have dreamt in my life, dreams that have stayed with me ev... |
130.21 |
1.0835 |
0.1429 |
275 |
1 |
130.21 |
2017-08-30 |
| 10. |
So tonight, sweet dreams, and sleep tight. I've been trying ... |
128.83 |
1.0476 |
0.1621 |
216 |
1 |
128.83 |
2018-12-21 |
| 11. |
You can tell me that your dog ran away then tell me that it ... |
127.74 |
1.0363 |
0.1661 |
273 |
2 |
123.91 |
2019-07-19 |
| 12. |
I know you don't get a chance to take a break this often. I ... |
127.50 |
1.0315 |
0.1652 |
212 |
1 |
127.50 |
2018-05-12 |
| 13. |
This is what we call love. When you are loved, you can do an... |
126.55 |
1.0976 |
0.0933 |
193 |
1 |
126.55 |
2018-02-08 |
| 14. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
126.15 |
1.0615 |
0.1243 |
201 |
1 |
126.15 |
2018-02-08 |
| 15. |
We sat and drank with the sun on our shoulders and felt like... |
125.36 |
1.0390 |
0.1391 |
294 |
1 |
125.36 |
2019-04-16 |
| 16. |
While there are few problems in today's world that the Unite... |
125.36 |
1.0519 |
0.1283 |
152 |
1 |
125.36 |
2017-08-23 |
| 17. |
I'd pull your eyes out of your head, and put them in my own ... |
125.27 |
1.0902 |
0.0891 |
148 |
1 |
125.27 |
2017-08-28 |
| 18. |
Yes, it was her he was looking at, and there was meaning in ... |
125.08 |
1.0878 |
0.0893 |
167 |
1 |
125.08 |
2017-08-28 |
| 19. |
Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... |
124.97 |
1.0543 |
0.1189 |
182 |
1 |
124.97 |
2022-04-22 |
| 20. |
Middle management means that you got just enough responsibil... |
124.63 |
1.0568 |
0.1115 |
154 |
1 |
124.63 |
2021-03-15 |
| 21. |
There comes a point when you just love someone. Not because ... |
124.49 |
1.0820 |
0.0914 |
409 |
1 |
124.49 |
2017-08-27 |
| 22. |
It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and t... |
123.51 |
1.1367 |
0.0215 |
136 |
2 |
118.39 |
2017-08-29 |
| 23. |
We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most ... |
123.32 |
1.0481 |
0.1128 |
369 |
2 |
111.37 |
2017-08-27 |
| 24. |
The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many ... |
123.29 |
1.0684 |
0.0915 |
196 |
1 |
123.29 |
2019-04-16 |
| 25. |
Society is commonly too cheap. We meet at very short interva... |
123.18 |
1.0692 |
0.0864 |
230 |
1 |
123.18 |
2017-08-29 |
| 26. |
O clear intelligence, force beyond all measure! Gentlemen, I... |
122.73 |
0.9854 |
0.1720 |
174 |
1 |
122.73 |
2017-08-26 |
| 27. |
I felt good and all washed clean of sin for the first time I... |
122.44 |
1.1051 |
0.0470 |
302 |
1 |
122.44 |
2018-02-09 |
| 28. |
I hope it is true that a man can die and yet not only live i... |
122.16 |
1.1242 |
0.0262 |
144 |
1 |
122.16 |
2017-08-28 |
| 29. |
I know I should be angry. I should be furious. What a way to... |
122.15 |
1.0464 |
0.1033 |
195 |
1 |
122.15 |
2018-12-21 |
| 30. |
Contrary to the feminist cant, there are many things we can ... |
121.67 |
1.0504 |
0.0962 |
225 |
1 |
121.67 |
2017-08-30 |
| 31. |
You found something else. In that cell you found something t... |
120.84 |
1.0068 |
0.1139 |
267 |
1 |
120.84 |
2021-03-15 |
| 32. |
Tonight I'm making deals with the devil, and I know it's gon... |
120.73 |
1.0750 |
0.0594 |
118 |
2 |
111.13 |
2017-08-23 |
| 33. |
You can't look me in the eye and say that you love me and yo... |
120.55 |
1.0962 |
0.0360 |
205 |
1 |
120.55 |
2018-12-21 |
| 34. |
Seven of my guys are going to be off today 'cause it's a Jew... |
120.28 |
0.9745 |
0.1494 |
219 |
1 |
120.28 |
2017-08-30 |
| 35. |
It is a curious thing, Harry, but perhaps those who are best... |
120.16 |
1.0621 |
0.0678 |
264 |
1 |
120.16 |
2017-08-26 |
| 36. |
Waving colored flags, we won't surrender, there's no standin... |
120.13 |
0.9986 |
0.1307 |
140 |
1 |
120.13 |
2017-08-27 |
| 37. |
Nothing in life is easy. But that's no reason to give up. Yo... |
119.89 |
1.0403 |
0.0870 |
129 |
1 |
119.89 |
2017-08-29 |
| 38. |
The passage of time in prisons is not in a cell of brick and... |
119.88 |
1.0576 |
0.0709 |
355 |
1 |
119.88 |
2017-08-30 |
| 39. |
This planet has, or rather had, a problem, which was this: m... |
119.45 |
1.0543 |
0.0695 |
360 |
1 |
119.45 |
2022-04-11 |
| 40. |
I'm so in love with you. And I hope you know, darling, your ... |
119.43 |
0.9995 |
0.1220 |
232 |
1 |
119.43 |
2017-08-29 |
| 41. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
119.37 |
1.0617 |
0.0609 |
171 |
1 |
119.37 |
2018-02-09 |
| 42. |
Hello darkness, my old friend, I've come to talk with you ag... |
119.33 |
1.0372 |
0.0829 |
222 |
1 |
119.33 |
2021-03-15 |
| 43. |
I think you're gonna find - when all this stuff is over and ... |
119.08 |
1.0483 |
0.0766 |
305 |
1 |
119.08 |
2017-08-27 |
| 44. |
Sometimes we get sad about things and we don't like to tell ... |
118.92 |
1.0909 |
0.0270 |
238 |
1 |
118.92 |
2017-08-26 |
| 45. |
I was with a customer. She interrupts me, wild-eyed, begging... |
118.84 |
0.9675 |
0.1457 |
307 |
2 |
106.68 |
2019-08-30 |
| 46. |
Getting thrown out of baseball was like having part of me am... |
118.80 |
0.9853 |
0.1279 |
298 |
1 |
118.80 |
2019-04-16 |
| 47. |
I can't have been there when brains were handed 'round or ge... |
118.71 |
1.0732 |
0.0384 |
187 |
1 |
118.71 |
2017-08-23 |
| 48. |
We imagine that when we are thrown out of our usual ruts all... |
118.18 |
1.1024 |
0.0109 |
194 |
1 |
118.18 |
2017-08-26 |
| 49. |
Men always believe that. With a law degree you're taking on ... |
117.79 |
1.0610 |
0.0455 |
132 |
1 |
117.79 |
2017-08-26 |
| 50. |
One man, one family driven from the land; this rusty car cre... |
117.72 |
1.0432 |
0.0630 |
170 |
1 |
117.72 |
2017-08-23 |
| 51. |
I think that those two people want to be together. I think t... |
117.67 |
1.1022 |
0.0020 |
216 |
1 |
117.67 |
2021-03-15 |
| 52. |
In your heart I see the start of every night and every day. ... |
117.55 |
1.0766 |
0.0287 |
172 |
1 |
117.55 |
2017-08-22 |
| 53. |
There before me was a woman who had finally, after all this ... |
117.53 |
1.0680 |
0.0361 |
246 |
1 |
117.53 |
2021-03-15 |
| 54. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
117.46 |
1.0270 |
0.0784 |
303 |
1 |
117.46 |
2017-08-25 |
| 55. |
Comstock says all this trouble, all this strife, is on our h... |
117.37 |
0.9822 |
0.1181 |
234 |
1 |
117.37 |
2017-08-26 |
| 56. |
It is one thing to write as poet and another to write as a h... |
117.27 |
1.1000 |
0.0047 |
302 |
1 |
117.27 |
2017-08-26 |
| 57. |
I know there's something in the wake of your smile. I get a ... |
117.09 |
1.0710 |
0.0294 |
185 |
1 |
117.09 |
2017-08-30 |
| 58. |
The key goals in user-interface design are increase in speed... |
116.77 |
1.0343 |
0.0654 |
239 |
1 |
116.77 |
2017-08-25 |
| 59. |
When the snow is on our mind, rows and rows and lines and li... |
116.74 |
1.0553 |
0.0413 |
267 |
1 |
116.74 |
2019-08-30 |
| 60. |
He could not be mistaken. There were no other eyes like thos... |
116.63 |
1.1026 |
-0.0071 |
212 |
1 |
116.63 |
2019-08-30 |
| 61. |
With your feet on the air and your head on the ground, try t... |
115.93 |
0.9810 |
0.1001 |
184 |
1 |
115.93 |
2019-08-28 |
| 62. |
Above all, don't lie to yourself. The man who lies to himsel... |
115.80 |
1.0654 |
0.0231 |
263 |
1 |
115.80 |
2017-08-26 |
| 63. |
Dreams are not to be converted into reality, that we know; w... |
115.54 |
1.0969 |
-0.0106 |
215 |
1 |
115.54 |
2018-02-08 |
| 64. |
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment. You own i... |
115.49 |
1.0562 |
0.0276 |
189 |
1 |
115.49 |
2017-08-27 |
| 65. |
I still think about the letter you asked me to write. It nag... |
115.29 |
1.0888 |
-0.0025 |
356 |
1 |
115.29 |
2017-08-25 |
| 66. |
I took her hand in mine, and we went out of the ruined place... |
115.26 |
1.0857 |
0.0034 |
283 |
1 |
115.26 |
2017-08-27 |
| 67. |
No matter what they call us, however they attack, no matter ... |
115.20 |
1.0349 |
0.0485 |
211 |
1 |
115.20 |
2019-08-24 |
| 68. |
Let us learn to appreciate there will be times when the tree... |
114.81 |
1.1310 |
-0.0525 |
132 |
1 |
114.81 |
2017-08-23 |
| 69. |
The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly f... |
114.78 |
1.1678 |
-0.0913 |
145 |
1 |
114.78 |
2017-08-30 |
| 70. |
The old man told us to go back to other parts of the yard, b... |
114.67 |
1.0614 |
0.0169 |
263 |
1 |
114.67 |
2021-05-30 |
| 71. |
I'd discovered, after a lot of extreme apprehension about wh... |
114.48 |
1.0437 |
0.0400 |
344 |
1 |
114.48 |
2021-03-15 |
| 72. |
Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret be... |
114.33 |
1.0257 |
0.0507 |
222 |
1 |
114.33 |
2019-08-30 |
| 73. |
Tears are handy for washing away troubling and sad feelings.... |
114.30 |
1.0474 |
0.0268 |
366 |
1 |
114.30 |
2017-08-26 |
| 74. |
They got an apartment with deep pile carpet and a couple of ... |
114.29 |
1.0495 |
0.0245 |
254 |
1 |
114.29 |
2017-08-27 |
| 75. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
114.29 |
1.0125 |
0.0615 |
232 |
1 |
114.29 |
2018-11-29 |
| 76. |
You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy ... |
114.22 |
1.0264 |
0.0455 |
150 |
1 |
114.22 |
2017-08-26 |
| 77. |
Doubting someone is not necessarily a bad thing, because it ... |
113.99 |
1.1228 |
-0.0528 |
168 |
1 |
113.99 |
2017-07-24 |
| 78. |
It's so easy to hate your brother, it should be hard. It's s... |
113.97 |
1.0556 |
0.0168 |
205 |
1 |
113.97 |
2017-08-26 |
| 79. |
Because she doesn't just give you a present, she gives you a... |
113.90 |
1.0399 |
0.0313 |
356 |
1 |
113.90 |
2019-08-30 |
| 80. |
Don't make assumptions - find the courage to ask questions a... |
113.74 |
1.0392 |
0.0365 |
258 |
1 |
113.74 |
2017-08-27 |
| 81. |
You know, at one time I used to break into pet shops to libe... |
113.42 |
0.9801 |
0.0820 |
220 |
1 |
113.42 |
2017-08-24 |
| 82. |
What's in your eyes 'cause they talk to me. They know how to... |
113.18 |
1.0340 |
0.0294 |
373 |
1 |
113.18 |
2018-12-21 |
| 83. |
Sometimes she did not know what she feared, what she desired... |
113.18 |
1.0559 |
0.0095 |
173 |
1 |
113.18 |
2017-08-27 |
| 84. |
Some say better things will come our way. No matter what the... |
112.96 |
1.1274 |
-0.0706 |
190 |
1 |
112.96 |
2019-08-28 |
| 85. |
And if you were prejudiced, you'd walk around thinking that ... |
112.92 |
1.0378 |
0.0218 |
209 |
1 |
112.92 |
2021-05-30 |
| 86. |
Today is the shadow of tomorrow. Today is the present future... |
112.87 |
1.0315 |
0.0287 |
301 |
1 |
112.87 |
2017-08-27 |
| 87. |
It is time. They have reached the second crucial turning poi... |
112.80 |
0.9889 |
0.0683 |
343 |
1 |
112.80 |
2017-08-28 |
| 88. |
The pleasure of remembering had been taken from me, because ... |
112.74 |
1.0697 |
-0.0095 |
264 |
1 |
112.74 |
2017-08-25 |
| 89. |
You are the night you are the ocean. You are the light behin... |
112.62 |
1.0432 |
0.0117 |
429 |
1 |
112.62 |
2021-03-15 |
| 90. |
There was a stage and a PA up in western Massachusetts and t... |
112.58 |
0.9949 |
0.0695 |
304 |
1 |
112.58 |
2017-08-30 |
| 91. |
It was the most horrible, the most repellent thing she had e... |
112.56 |
1.0857 |
-0.0270 |
214 |
1 |
112.56 |
2017-08-26 |
| 92. |
It was a strange feeling, holding the rifle. It somehow remo... |
112.55 |
1.0479 |
0.0094 |
441 |
1 |
112.55 |
2021-03-15 |
| 93. |
Now Lina, you've been reading all those fan magazines again!... |
112.54 |
0.9313 |
0.1233 |
269 |
1 |
112.54 |
2017-08-29 |
| 94. |
We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in t... |
112.54 |
1.0243 |
0.0357 |
192 |
2 |
110.58 |
2021-03-15 |
| 95. |
When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what ... |
112.39 |
1.0351 |
0.0217 |
258 |
1 |
112.39 |
2017-08-26 |
| 96. |
I hope you realize I'm holding you personally responsible fo... |
112.26 |
0.9755 |
0.0743 |
217 |
1 |
112.26 |
2017-08-28 |
| 97. |
I tried several times to call her, but after the first call,... |
112.24 |
1.0405 |
0.0158 |
307 |
1 |
112.24 |
2022-04-11 |
| 98. |
Some things you just can't explain. You don't even try. You ... |
111.92 |
1.0225 |
0.0307 |
206 |
1 |
111.92 |
2019-08-28 |
| 99. |
Don't you ever talk about my friends. You don't know any of ... |
111.83 |
0.9254 |
0.1227 |
312 |
2 |
107.15 |
2017-08-26 |
| 100. |
I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies wer... |
111.83 |
1.0640 |
-0.0121 |
281 |
1 |
111.83 |
2019-08-30 |
| 101. |
It so happened that during those days, among so many other c... |
111.76 |
1.0843 |
-0.0329 |
459 |
1 |
111.76 |
2017-08-27 |
| 102. |
But this rough magic I here abjure, and when I have required... |
111.70 |
0.9877 |
0.0620 |
284 |
1 |
111.70 |
2018-05-31 |
| 103. |
Well, if some people get upset because they feel they have a... |
111.57 |
1.0520 |
-0.0045 |
238 |
1 |
111.57 |
2018-11-29 |
| 104. |
If you know what you're worth then go out and get what you'r... |
111.39 |
1.0311 |
0.0143 |
272 |
1 |
111.39 |
2019-08-30 |
| 105. |
Oh, you're leaving... I always knew that one day, this day w... |
111.36 |
1.0385 |
0.0073 |
204 |
1 |
111.36 |
2018-02-09 |
| 106. |
We're really seeing a great game here. Uh, it almost - uh, S... |
111.24 |
0.9531 |
0.0890 |
208 |
1 |
111.24 |
2019-08-28 |
| 107. |
Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut... |
111.19 |
0.9469 |
0.0946 |
261 |
1 |
111.19 |
2019-08-30 |
| 108. |
Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
111.17 |
1.0181 |
0.0273 |
276 |
1 |
111.17 |
2017-08-26 |
| 109. |
And so we meet at last. You are to be commended for avoiding... |
111.17 |
1.1048 |
-0.0614 |
187 |
1 |
111.17 |
2018-11-16 |
| 110. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
111.05 |
0.9841 |
0.0593 |
263 |
1 |
111.05 |
2017-08-25 |
| 111. |
The man who pulls the lever that breaks your neck will be a ... |
110.74 |
1.0746 |
-0.0358 |
213 |
1 |
110.74 |
2017-08-26 |
| 112. |
I was involved, deeply involved, in a deception. I have dece... |
110.60 |
0.9871 |
0.0489 |
475 |
1 |
110.60 |
2017-08-26 |
| 113. |
History is written by the victor. History is filled with lia... |
110.55 |
1.0290 |
0.0062 |
237 |
1 |
110.55 |
2022-04-11 |
| 114. |
I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting... |
110.42 |
1.1000 |
-0.0625 |
263 |
1 |
110.42 |
2018-05-12 |
| 115. |
If youth is the season of hope, it is often so only in the s... |
110.24 |
1.0215 |
0.0162 |
442 |
1 |
110.24 |
2018-06-13 |
| 116. |
You make me sick. You're a quitter, Norman! No, you're worse... |
110.23 |
1.0372 |
-0.0024 |
606 |
1 |
110.23 |
2019-08-24 |
| 117. |
Relativity is relatively easy to understand. But there's one... |
110.23 |
1.0046 |
0.0347 |
305 |
1 |
110.23 |
2017-08-26 |
| 118. |
Well, that was fun, wasn't it dear, the odd moment like that... |
110.18 |
0.9520 |
0.0765 |
242 |
2 |
108.07 |
2019-08-28 |
| 119. |
You'll see one day when you move out it just sort of happens... |
110.17 |
1.0679 |
-0.0313 |
548 |
2 |
108.94 |
2019-04-16 |
| 120. |
Ladies and Gentlemen. I stand before you now because I never... |
110.08 |
0.9539 |
0.0749 |
244 |
1 |
110.08 |
2018-11-16 |
| 121. |
Once in a lifetime there comes a motion picture which change... |
110.03 |
1.0567 |
-0.0232 |
214 |
1 |
110.03 |
2018-05-12 |
| 122. |
The rate of progress is so rapid that what one learns at sch... |
109.98 |
1.0489 |
-0.0173 |
383 |
1 |
109.98 |
2018-11-16 |
| 123. |
I've known good criminals and bad cops. Bad priests. Honorab... |
109.89 |
1.0429 |
-0.0131 |
372 |
1 |
109.89 |
2021-05-30 |
| 124. |
In the early days of America, when men wore ruffles on their... |
109.80 |
1.0183 |
0.0117 |
354 |
1 |
109.80 |
2021-03-15 |
| 125. |
Purity in body and heart may please some - as for me, I make... |
109.80 |
1.0449 |
-0.0125 |
191 |
1 |
109.80 |
2017-08-28 |
| 126. |
What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all do... |
109.73 |
1.0458 |
-0.0247 |
239 |
1 |
109.73 |
2017-08-30 |
| 127. |
You don't care about anything except you. You just want to p... |
109.68 |
1.0542 |
-0.0228 |
230 |
1 |
109.68 |
2017-08-26 |
| 128. |
Maybe our old wounds teach us something. They remind us wher... |
109.66 |
1.0781 |
-0.0491 |
282 |
1 |
109.66 |
2019-07-19 |
| 129. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
109.56 |
1.0777 |
-0.0483 |
226 |
2 |
105.72 |
2019-08-24 |
| 130. |
It is no worse because I write of it. It would be no better ... |
109.52 |
1.0534 |
-0.0232 |
163 |
1 |
109.52 |
2017-08-26 |
| 131. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
109.32 |
1.0672 |
-0.0400 |
239 |
2 |
106.19 |
2017-08-28 |
| 132. |
The presence of a noble nature, generous in its wishes, arde... |
109.24 |
1.0380 |
-0.0110 |
252 |
1 |
109.24 |
2017-08-23 |
| 133. |
Be a Student of the Game. Like most cliches of sport, this i... |
109.19 |
0.9441 |
0.0794 |
351 |
1 |
109.19 |
2017-09-06 |
| 134. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
109.10 |
0.9884 |
0.0386 |
267 |
1 |
109.10 |
2018-11-16 |
| 135. |
I've been on a diet every day since I was nineteen, which ba... |
109.02 |
0.9829 |
0.0391 |
526 |
1 |
109.02 |
2017-08-25 |
| 136. |
Once there were two moons in the sky, but one wandered too c... |
109.00 |
1.0722 |
-0.0471 |
308 |
1 |
109.00 |
2017-08-29 |
| 137. |
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? So you thi... |
108.87 |
1.0400 |
-0.0185 |
307 |
1 |
108.87 |
2017-08-23 |
| 138. |
Sometimes you picture me. I'm walking too far ahead, you're ... |
108.79 |
0.9504 |
0.0637 |
170 |
2 |
108.34 |
2018-11-29 |
| 139. |
Whoever could make two ears of corn, or two blades of grass,... |
108.61 |
1.0143 |
0.0059 |
246 |
1 |
108.61 |
2017-08-23 |
| 140. |
But sometimes illumination comes to our rescue at the very m... |
108.61 |
1.0375 |
-0.0158 |
297 |
1 |
108.61 |
2017-08-23 |
| 141. |
When I look into your eyes I can see a love restrained. But ... |
108.57 |
1.0204 |
-0.0008 |
232 |
1 |
108.57 |
2018-11-16 |
| 142. |
If only you'd attached my legs, I wouldn't be in this ridicu... |
108.45 |
0.9274 |
0.0902 |
162 |
1 |
108.45 |
2019-08-28 |
| 143. |
Here's what I think happened: the old man heard the fight be... |
108.44 |
1.0391 |
-0.0202 |
353 |
1 |
108.44 |
2017-08-27 |
| 144. |
See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my ... |
108.36 |
1.0148 |
0.0005 |
244 |
1 |
108.36 |
2019-08-28 |
| 145. |
I watched a bear once. His leg was in a steel trap. It chewe... |
108.30 |
0.9877 |
0.0314 |
359 |
1 |
108.30 |
2021-05-30 |
| 146. |
We were playing checkers. I used to kid her once in a while ... |
108.28 |
1.0302 |
-0.0055 |
550 |
1 |
108.28 |
2018-06-13 |
| 147. |
I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all d... |
108.25 |
1.0174 |
0.0009 |
156 |
1 |
108.25 |
2017-08-30 |
| 148. |
Someday he'll come along, the man I love, and he'll be big a... |
108.21 |
0.9617 |
0.0509 |
428 |
1 |
108.21 |
2019-08-28 |
| 149. |
If I told you that a flower bloomed in a dark room would you... |
108.19 |
1.0319 |
-0.0148 |
186 |
1 |
108.19 |
2017-08-29 |
| 150. |
Wrongfully imprisoned action heroes rarely have the time to ... |
108.17 |
0.9918 |
0.0251 |
316 |
1 |
108.17 |
2017-08-24 |
| 151. |
There is a theory, for which there is much to be said, that ... |
107.98 |
1.0562 |
-0.0544 |
145 |
1 |
107.98 |
2022-04-22 |
| 152. |
Sometimes you are too ashamed to leave. That was true now. A... |
107.85 |
1.0711 |
-0.0593 |
146 |
1 |
107.85 |
2017-08-22 |
| 153. |
Hey! You listen to me. The next time you try to stop Sam, I ... |
107.75 |
0.9620 |
0.0453 |
385 |
1 |
107.75 |
2019-08-24 |
| 154. |
Fred pulled back and steered the nose of the plane into the ... |
107.75 |
1.0233 |
-0.0131 |
197 |
1 |
107.75 |
2018-12-21 |
| 155. |
I wish I could just make you turn around and see me cry. The... |
107.69 |
1.0940 |
-0.0840 |
162 |
1 |
107.69 |
2019-08-24 |
| 156. |
Whatever happened to the values of humanity? Whatever happen... |
107.68 |
1.0127 |
-0.0046 |
296 |
1 |
107.68 |
2019-08-24 |
| 157. |
Yes, not only humans but also every other organism in the co... |
107.65 |
0.9994 |
0.0127 |
333 |
1 |
107.65 |
2017-08-29 |
| 158. |
You never read a book on psychology, Tippy. You didn't need ... |
107.51 |
0.9898 |
0.0215 |
265 |
1 |
107.51 |
2017-08-25 |
| 159. |
I've been alone with you inside my mind and in my dreams I'v... |
107.36 |
1.0488 |
-0.0430 |
391 |
1 |
107.36 |
2018-02-08 |
| 160. |
"For you, a thousand times over," I heard myself say. Then I... |
107.33 |
0.9388 |
0.0643 |
281 |
1 |
107.33 |
2019-07-19 |
| 161. |
Now if you choose not to respond to my parental authority I ... |
107.28 |
1.0171 |
-0.0162 |
152 |
1 |
107.28 |
2022-04-22 |
| 162. |
Why, if I had half a chance, I could make an entire movie us... |
107.27 |
0.9516 |
0.0526 |
254 |
1 |
107.27 |
2017-08-28 |
| 163. |
Everyone has a moment in history which belongs particularly ... |
107.25 |
0.9733 |
0.0318 |
429 |
1 |
107.25 |
2017-08-27 |
| 164. |
I want you to know that the day you saw something in me, my ... |
107.11 |
1.0547 |
-0.0478 |
227 |
1 |
107.11 |
2019-04-16 |
| 165. |
If there were to be something non-empty, there would then be... |
106.91 |
1.0499 |
-0.0455 |
165 |
1 |
106.91 |
2017-08-23 |
| 166. |
The Minipirates had little iron hooks instead of hands and w... |
106.91 |
1.0208 |
-0.0194 |
313 |
1 |
106.91 |
2021-02-12 |
| 167. |
Men, in as much as I am the reigning officer in charge here,... |
106.87 |
1.0319 |
-0.0269 |
249 |
1 |
106.87 |
2018-11-29 |
| 168. |
Look, you're supposed to be winning the hearts and minds of ... |
106.78 |
0.9687 |
0.0308 |
320 |
1 |
106.78 |
2019-08-30 |
| 169. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
106.70 |
1.0529 |
-0.0480 |
373 |
1 |
106.70 |
2017-08-26 |
| 170. |
It makes a real difference in people's lives if they can dri... |
106.69 |
0.9922 |
0.0098 |
459 |
1 |
106.69 |
2017-08-28 |
| 171. |
I've flown seven million miles. And I've been waiting on peo... |
106.59 |
0.9716 |
0.0300 |
330 |
1 |
106.59 |
2017-07-24 |
| 172. |
We want a good life with a nose for things, the fresh wind a... |
106.50 |
1.0534 |
-0.0542 |
193 |
1 |
106.50 |
2017-08-22 |
| 173. |
Never seen her glowing all that bright she's throwing like s... |
106.42 |
0.9879 |
0.0096 |
455 |
1 |
106.42 |
2019-04-16 |
| 174. |
I had felt it growing, this feeling that had been hiding ben... |
106.40 |
1.0437 |
-0.0429 |
260 |
1 |
106.40 |
2017-08-23 |
| 175. |
I tried to save the Shire, and it has been saved, but not fo... |
106.32 |
1.0616 |
-0.0618 |
260 |
1 |
106.32 |
2017-08-25 |
| 176. |
My severe injuries had healed and the sweet taste of blood c... |
106.25 |
0.9813 |
0.0200 |
433 |
2 |
100.24 |
2021-03-15 |
| 177. |
Well, you've cracked the sky, scrapers fill the air, but wil... |
106.15 |
1.0299 |
-0.0315 |
232 |
1 |
106.15 |
2022-04-22 |
| 178. |
There's an old voice in my head that's holding me back. Well... |
106.03 |
1.0974 |
-0.0995 |
225 |
1 |
106.03 |
2017-08-26 |
| 179. |
You have needs - satisfy them. You have as much right as the... |
105.98 |
0.9781 |
0.0166 |
162 |
1 |
105.98 |
2017-08-30 |
| 180. |
This is the most stupid, irresponsible, dangerous thing you ... |
105.93 |
0.9521 |
0.0412 |
220 |
1 |
105.93 |
2017-08-28 |
| 181. |
There's a world of difference between being called crow-head... |
105.77 |
0.9091 |
0.0799 |
205 |
1 |
105.77 |
2019-08-30 |
| 182. |
It's a funny thing, but people mostly have it backward. They... |
105.71 |
1.0677 |
-0.0738 |
173 |
1 |
105.71 |
2017-08-25 |
| 183. |
You think you find a way to deal with these things. In med s... |
105.68 |
0.9804 |
0.0062 |
295 |
1 |
105.68 |
2018-12-21 |
| 184. |
Fernanda, on the other hand, looked for it in vain along the... |
105.66 |
1.0528 |
-0.0575 |
219 |
1 |
105.66 |
2019-08-30 |
| 185. |
Beautiful, isn't it? It took me half a lifetime to invent it... |
105.66 |
0.9675 |
0.0221 |
316 |
1 |
105.66 |
2018-05-31 |
| 186. |
Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess so I'm gonna h... |
105.58 |
0.9717 |
0.0163 |
279 |
1 |
105.58 |
2017-08-26 |
| 187. |
As you can see, I've memorized this utterly useless fact lon... |
105.56 |
0.9487 |
0.0399 |
217 |
1 |
105.56 |
2017-08-23 |
| 188. |
And that's where you're headed, a billion dollar valuation. ... |
105.50 |
0.9764 |
0.0129 |
342 |
1 |
105.50 |
2018-11-16 |
| 189. |
If depth of feeling is a currency then I'm the man who grew ... |
105.44 |
0.9781 |
0.0089 |
342 |
1 |
105.44 |
2017-08-25 |
| 190. |
The seeds of life - fiery is their force, divine their birth... |
105.37 |
0.9825 |
0.0093 |
318 |
2 |
100.25 |
2017-08-25 |
| 191. |
Alfred Hitchcock once said, "Drama is life with the dull bit... |
105.35 |
0.9403 |
0.0577 |
345 |
2 |
103.00 |
2019-08-28 |
| 192. |
Creme tangerine and montelimar. A ginger sling with a pineap... |
105.33 |
0.9337 |
0.0531 |
383 |
1 |
105.33 |
2017-08-24 |
| 193. |
Reach out for me and hold me tight. Hold that memory. Let my... |
105.32 |
1.0675 |
-0.0794 |
302 |
1 |
105.32 |
2018-12-21 |
| 194. |
We live in a charmed world. If we have money we can buy lite... |
105.31 |
0.9926 |
0.0038 |
413 |
1 |
105.31 |
2019-08-28 |
| 195. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
105.31 |
0.9271 |
0.0626 |
295 |
1 |
105.31 |
2020-07-20 |
| 196. |
There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this ... |
105.23 |
1.0345 |
-0.0484 |
163 |
1 |
105.23 |
2017-08-27 |
| 197. |
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse. You see, Johnny, we ... |
105.22 |
0.9531 |
0.0321 |
327 |
1 |
105.22 |
2017-08-26 |
| 198. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
105.21 |
1.0472 |
-0.0615 |
149 |
1 |
105.21 |
2017-08-25 |
| 199. |
Winning? Is that what you think it's about? I'm not trying t... |
105.06 |
1.0275 |
-0.0420 |
746 |
1 |
105.06 |
2022-04-11 |
| 200. |
I'm the tallest of mountains. I am the roughest of waves. I'... |
104.97 |
1.0242 |
-0.0397 |
241 |
1 |
104.97 |
2022-04-11 |
| 201. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
104.82 |
1.0414 |
-0.0571 |
234 |
1 |
104.82 |
2017-08-23 |
| 202. |
The less you do with the controls, the less chance of error.... |
104.74 |
1.0665 |
-0.0778 |
210 |
1 |
104.74 |
2017-08-26 |
| 203. |
I do not deny that what happened to us is a thing worth laug... |
104.68 |
1.0810 |
-0.0958 |
197 |
1 |
104.68 |
2017-08-22 |
| 204. |
Once you get into the processed foods you have to be a fairl... |
104.61 |
1.0283 |
-0.0394 |
272 |
1 |
104.61 |
2021-03-15 |
| 205. |
Ah ha... So you cannot resist the temptation of my goods! I ... |
104.50 |
0.9171 |
0.0612 |
256 |
1 |
104.50 |
2019-08-30 |
| 206. |
Under the lights when everything goes. Nowhere to hide when ... |
104.49 |
1.0766 |
-0.0953 |
119 |
1 |
104.49 |
2017-08-23 |
| 207. |
I laugh at the whole notion of "Mr. Right" and you should to... |
104.49 |
0.8901 |
0.0912 |
273 |
1 |
104.49 |
2017-10-04 |
| 208. |
Convection also plays a minor role because of the relative t... |
104.48 |
0.9889 |
-0.0014 |
429 |
1 |
104.48 |
2021-03-15 |
| 209. |
Really knowing is good. Not knowing, or refusing to know, is... |
104.45 |
1.0250 |
-0.0589 |
173 |
1 |
104.45 |
2018-12-21 |
| 210. |
For the same reasons that scientific standards change within... |
104.29 |
1.0351 |
-0.0538 |
293 |
2 |
98.19 |
2017-08-24 |
| 211. |
My life seems unreal, my crime an illusion, a scene badly wr... |
104.23 |
0.9929 |
-0.0155 |
173 |
1 |
104.23 |
2022-04-22 |
| 212. |
It is impossible for me to ignore that you're in a different... |
104.17 |
0.9506 |
0.0250 |
319 |
1 |
104.17 |
2017-08-30 |
| 213. |
Everyone's creeping up to the money god, putting tongues whe... |
104.12 |
0.9862 |
-0.0108 |
326 |
1 |
104.12 |
2017-08-23 |
| 214. |
You know no one and no one knows you, and at the same time y... |
104.12 |
1.1104 |
-0.1329 |
169 |
1 |
104.12 |
2017-08-28 |
| 215. |
These questions of good and evil, as important as they are, ... |
104.11 |
0.9635 |
0.0098 |
158 |
1 |
104.11 |
2017-08-22 |
| 216. |
A dream is a gift from God. When you have a great yearning f... |
104.07 |
1.0383 |
-0.0619 |
275 |
1 |
104.07 |
2018-05-31 |
| 217. |
Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow. Hello, I've just go... |
104.02 |
1.0311 |
-0.0538 |
290 |
1 |
104.02 |
2017-08-24 |
| 218. |
A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple a... |
104.01 |
1.0681 |
-0.0922 |
167 |
1 |
104.01 |
2018-02-09 |
| 219. |
Are you paying attention? Good. If you are not listening car... |
103.95 |
1.0588 |
-0.0824 |
394 |
1 |
103.95 |
2017-08-22 |
| 220. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
103.93 |
0.9966 |
-0.0173 |
377 |
1 |
103.93 |
2018-11-29 |
| 221. |
There are many ways to get out; surrender is one, losing is ... |
103.93 |
1.0271 |
-0.0505 |
294 |
1 |
103.93 |
2018-11-16 |
| 222. |
I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath, scared to rock ... |
103.90 |
1.0074 |
-0.0312 |
248 |
1 |
103.90 |
2022-04-11 |
| 223. |
The largest piece of our nutrition puzzle belongs to carbohy... |
103.75 |
0.9363 |
0.0368 |
247 |
1 |
103.75 |
2017-08-25 |
| 224. |
It used to be risky for a scientist to assert that anything ... |
103.74 |
1.0222 |
-0.0498 |
217 |
1 |
103.74 |
2018-11-29 |
| 225. |
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. The ... |
103.70 |
1.0318 |
-0.0573 |
199 |
1 |
103.70 |
2018-11-29 |
| 226. |
English factories make the cloth that makes our poverty. All... |
103.67 |
1.0452 |
-0.0734 |
232 |
1 |
103.67 |
2017-12-08 |
| 227. |
The green eyes, you're the one that I wanted to find and any... |
103.65 |
1.1291 |
-0.1560 |
113 |
1 |
103.65 |
2017-08-25 |
| 228. |
Droll thing life is - that mysterious arrangement of mercile... |
103.53 |
0.9791 |
-0.0060 |
210 |
1 |
103.53 |
2017-08-30 |
| 229. |
Then, waiting, I heard the silence pouring from them. The au... |
103.52 |
0.9554 |
0.0159 |
461 |
1 |
103.52 |
2019-08-30 |
| 230. |
Show me a man or a woman alone and I'll show you a saint. Gi... |
103.40 |
0.9601 |
0.0095 |
504 |
1 |
103.40 |
2018-11-16 |
| 231. |
What's cool about really little kids is that they don't say ... |
103.33 |
1.0627 |
-0.0901 |
299 |
1 |
103.33 |
2017-08-22 |
| 232. |
Every breath you take and every move you make, every bond yo... |
103.19 |
1.0616 |
-0.0934 |
217 |
1 |
103.19 |
2019-08-24 |
| 233. |
There is more to color than a swatch in a book, or a pull do... |
103.12 |
0.9591 |
0.0115 |
260 |
1 |
103.12 |
2018-11-16 |
| 234. |
Have I told you lately that I love you? Have I told you ther... |
103.10 |
1.0068 |
-0.0391 |
174 |
1 |
103.10 |
2019-08-24 |
| 235. |
It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes ... |
103.09 |
1.0372 |
-0.0687 |
249 |
1 |
103.09 |
2017-08-26 |
| 236. |
It's a blue savanna song: somewhere cross the desert, someti... |
102.95 |
1.0010 |
-0.0281 |
213 |
1 |
102.95 |
2018-05-31 |
| 237. |
I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known. D... |
102.83 |
1.0395 |
-0.0772 |
241 |
1 |
102.83 |
2019-08-24 |
| 238. |
Anything high-tech, you can break into. With a radio, you ca... |
102.73 |
1.0582 |
-0.0938 |
376 |
1 |
102.73 |
2019-04-16 |
| 239. |
He moved to the trees. Where the bark was peeling from the t... |
102.60 |
0.9820 |
-0.0193 |
395 |
1 |
102.60 |
2018-06-13 |
| 240. |
Look, I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he ... |
102.60 |
1.0251 |
-0.0629 |
309 |
1 |
102.60 |
2018-02-08 |
| 241. |
In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside... |
102.52 |
1.0773 |
-0.1141 |
215 |
1 |
102.52 |
2018-05-31 |
| 242. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
102.30 |
0.9678 |
-0.0055 |
392 |
1 |
102.30 |
2017-08-25 |
| 243. |
He thinks he's got free will, but really he's trapped in a m... |
102.28 |
1.0387 |
-0.0800 |
490 |
1 |
102.28 |
2022-04-11 |
| 244. |
The Swarms have crushed the meager human resistance and laid... |
102.27 |
0.9240 |
0.0353 |
297 |
1 |
102.27 |
2017-08-23 |
| 245. |
It used to make you so happy, the water. I think it's brave ... |
102.24 |
1.0355 |
-0.0776 |
237 |
1 |
102.24 |
2019-04-16 |
| 246. |
Living men are bound by time... Thus, their lives have an ur... |
102.12 |
0.9925 |
-0.0313 |
365 |
1 |
102.12 |
2017-08-26 |
| 247. |
We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonig... |
102.02 |
0.9501 |
0.0060 |
468 |
1 |
102.02 |
2017-08-23 |
| 248. |
I also thought about my wife, the most important person in m... |
102.01 |
1.0640 |
-0.1039 |
285 |
1 |
102.01 |
2017-08-26 |
| 249. |
Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally... |
101.92 |
0.9239 |
0.0309 |
404 |
1 |
101.92 |
2019-04-16 |
| 250. |
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the c... |
101.90 |
0.8838 |
0.0731 |
184 |
1 |
101.90 |
2017-08-26 |
| 251. |
Daddy's flown across the ocean. Leaving just a memory. A sna... |
101.82 |
0.9802 |
-0.0220 |
256 |
1 |
101.82 |
2019-08-30 |
| 252. |
The goal of the true seeker is to become a sage, or superior... |
101.73 |
1.0139 |
-0.0505 |
349 |
1 |
101.73 |
2022-04-11 |
| 253. |
I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little... |
101.72 |
1.0792 |
-0.1185 |
251 |
1 |
101.72 |
2017-08-23 |
| 254. |
I still want to smack him. Or remind him that the last trans... |
101.65 |
1.0340 |
-0.0810 |
202 |
2 |
99.35 |
2017-08-23 |
| 255. |
Have you ever experienced a time when no matter how hard you... |
101.60 |
1.0337 |
-0.0803 |
242 |
1 |
101.60 |
2017-08-24 |
| 256. |
Why'd you come, you knew you should have stayed. I tried to ... |
101.57 |
1.0431 |
-0.0878 |
164 |
1 |
101.57 |
2017-08-23 |
| 257. |
Be impeccable with your word - speak with integrity. Say onl... |
101.55 |
1.0464 |
-0.0861 |
213 |
1 |
101.55 |
2017-08-23 |
| 258. |
Gaston was not only a fierce lover, with endless wisdom and ... |
101.54 |
1.0503 |
-0.0974 |
276 |
1 |
101.54 |
2017-08-25 |
| 259. |
They had taken it all away from him now, they had turned awa... |
101.50 |
1.1455 |
-0.1945 |
149 |
1 |
101.50 |
2018-11-29 |
| 260. |
Corn is what feeds the steer that becomes the steak. Corn fe... |
101.46 |
0.9775 |
-0.0162 |
473 |
1 |
101.46 |
2018-12-21 |
| 261. |
Well this seems to be a waste of my time. That is nine hundr... |
101.42 |
0.9539 |
0.0074 |
307 |
1 |
101.42 |
2017-08-25 |
| 262. |
We got the bubble-headed bleach blonde. Comes on at five. Sh... |
101.22 |
0.9184 |
0.0296 |
330 |
1 |
101.22 |
2017-08-23 |
| 263. |
Suffering has been stronger than all other teaching, and has... |
101.19 |
1.0575 |
-0.1071 |
177 |
1 |
101.19 |
2019-04-16 |
| 264. |
Very often research which has deeply interested me while I w... |
101.10 |
1.0295 |
-0.0801 |
296 |
1 |
101.10 |
2022-04-11 |
| 265. |
There's an old joke, two elderly women are at a Catskills mo... |
100.81 |
0.9198 |
0.0213 |
355 |
1 |
100.81 |
2018-06-13 |
| 266. |
Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention from all ... |
100.71 |
0.9274 |
0.0149 |
218 |
1 |
100.71 |
2017-08-26 |
| 267. |
Smell is the most powerful trigger to the memory there is. A... |
100.69 |
0.9592 |
-0.0167 |
362 |
1 |
100.69 |
2019-08-24 |
| 268. |
Perhaps the most serious way in which parasites that are usu... |
100.61 |
1.0539 |
-0.1089 |
379 |
1 |
100.61 |
2018-06-13 |
| 269. |
This is our monthly "At Ease" weekend. It gives us a chance ... |
100.59 |
0.9169 |
0.0241 |
304 |
1 |
100.59 |
2018-11-29 |
| 270. |
Carbohydrates are formed when carbon dioxide and water come ... |
100.54 |
0.9153 |
0.0281 |
291 |
1 |
100.54 |
2018-11-16 |
| 271. |
We acquire a taste for salt. By consuming less salt, we can ... |
100.54 |
0.9990 |
-0.0537 |
412 |
1 |
100.54 |
2018-11-29 |
| 272. |
If I catch it comin' back my way I'm gonna serve it to you. ... |
100.39 |
0.9441 |
-0.0064 |
180 |
1 |
100.39 |
2017-08-25 |
| 273. |
All around us are hot dog vending machines in different guis... |
100.24 |
0.9285 |
0.0115 |
332 |
1 |
100.24 |
2017-08-25 |
| 274. |
Well we've never done a day's work in our life and our recor... |
100.23 |
0.9660 |
-0.0281 |
236 |
1 |
100.23 |
2017-08-23 |
| 275. |
Grab your coat and get your hat, leave your worry on the doo... |
100.09 |
1.0298 |
-0.0949 |
238 |
1 |
100.09 |
2021-05-30 |
| 276. |
Your face has fallen sad now, for you know the time is nigh.... |
100.07 |
1.0755 |
-0.1309 |
243 |
1 |
100.07 |
2017-08-22 |
| 277. |
The Inca believed that if one did not give thanks and obedie... |
99.73 |
0.9809 |
-0.0360 |
250 |
1 |
99.73 |
2017-08-23 |
| 278. |
Look, everything we're putting into that box becomes ungroun... |
99.62 |
0.9231 |
0.0104 |
364 |
1 |
99.62 |
2019-08-30 |
| 279. |
By the time I was ten, playing baseball got to be like eatin... |
99.61 |
0.9661 |
-0.0340 |
224 |
1 |
99.61 |
2017-08-22 |
| 280. |
Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... |
99.59 |
0.9380 |
-0.0032 |
284 |
1 |
99.59 |
2019-08-24 |
| 281. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
99.57 |
1.0028 |
-0.0679 |
259 |
1 |
99.57 |
2019-08-30 |
| 282. |
The number one challenge I've seen with myself and with othe... |
99.57 |
1.0161 |
-0.0805 |
239 |
1 |
99.57 |
2017-08-25 |
| 283. |
Must the citizen ever for a moment, or in the least degree, ... |
99.48 |
0.9803 |
-0.0492 |
372 |
1 |
99.48 |
2019-08-24 |
| 284. |
My own brother, Aberforth, was prosecuted for practicing ina... |
99.40 |
0.9151 |
0.0161 |
297 |
1 |
99.40 |
2019-08-28 |
| 285. |
Monotony collapses time; novelty unfolds it. You can exercis... |
99.40 |
0.9449 |
-0.0153 |
552 |
1 |
99.40 |
2019-08-30 |
| 286. |
I mean that tonight you've made me ashamed of every concept ... |
99.17 |
1.0367 |
-0.1055 |
317 |
1 |
99.17 |
2018-06-13 |
| 287. |
The day dawned bleak and chill, a moving wall of gray light ... |
99.12 |
0.9644 |
-0.0322 |
398 |
1 |
99.12 |
2018-12-21 |
| 288. |
I appreciate your concern, Cortana, but it's not up to me, p... |
99.09 |
0.9278 |
0.0009 |
308 |
1 |
99.09 |
2017-08-24 |
| 289. |
In eternity, where there is no time, nothing can grow. Nothi... |
99.03 |
1.0573 |
-0.1280 |
494 |
1 |
99.03 |
2019-08-28 |
| 290. |
Oh, that is convenient for you. You're a fine looking fellow... |
98.98 |
0.9422 |
-0.0161 |
341 |
1 |
98.98 |
2019-08-28 |
| 291. |
I have no idea how I untangled the complicated process of wo... |
98.60 |
1.0417 |
-0.1146 |
196 |
1 |
98.60 |
2017-08-23 |
| 292. |
I only see my goals, I don't believe in failure 'cause I kno... |
98.36 |
1.0224 |
-0.0974 |
218 |
1 |
98.36 |
2017-08-22 |
| 293. |
Shoot the dictator and prevent the war? But the dictator is ... |
98.35 |
0.9203 |
0.0001 |
408 |
1 |
98.35 |
2020-07-20 |
| 294. |
Goodbye to you my trusted friend, we've known each other sin... |
98.16 |
0.9501 |
-0.0322 |
361 |
1 |
98.16 |
2018-05-31 |
| 295. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
98.11 |
1.0132 |
-0.0913 |
371 |
1 |
98.11 |
2019-08-30 |
| 296. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
98.06 |
1.0495 |
-0.1278 |
323 |
1 |
98.06 |
2017-08-23 |
| 297. |
Now the years are rolling by me. They are rocking evenly. An... |
98.03 |
1.0143 |
-0.0951 |
261 |
1 |
98.03 |
2022-04-11 |
| 298. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
97.93 |
1.0264 |
-0.1077 |
191 |
1 |
97.93 |
2021-05-30 |
| 299. |
I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them. I ... |
97.87 |
0.9284 |
-0.0141 |
244 |
1 |
97.87 |
2019-08-24 |
| 300. |
Ron refuses to tell anyone when his birthday is. He's even h... |
97.74 |
0.8907 |
0.0258 |
309 |
1 |
97.74 |
2017-08-25 |
| 301. |
I don't want to live someone else's idea of how to live. Don... |
97.73 |
1.1063 |
-0.1864 |
158 |
1 |
97.73 |
2019-08-30 |
| 302. |
A turn here, a turn there, and it goes on for years, becomes... |
97.73 |
1.0265 |
-0.1090 |
381 |
1 |
97.73 |
2018-11-16 |
| 303. |
The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... |
97.65 |
0.9673 |
-0.0484 |
393 |
1 |
97.65 |
2017-08-23 |
| 304. |
I see a beautiful city and a brilliant people rising from th... |
97.63 |
1.0274 |
-0.1113 |
314 |
1 |
97.63 |
2018-05-31 |
| 305. |
I went to the police, like a good American. These two boys w... |
97.41 |
1.0073 |
-0.0951 |
160 |
1 |
97.41 |
2018-12-21 |
| 306. |
There is a stubbornness about me that never can bear to be f... |
97.37 |
1.0238 |
-0.1093 |
151 |
1 |
97.37 |
2017-08-26 |
| 307. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
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0.9963 |
-0.0850 |
274 |
1 |
97.12 |
2017-07-24 |
| 308. |
The idea behind each one was we took a film that we like and... |
97.03 |
1.0516 |
-0.1416 |
231 |
1 |
97.03 |
2018-11-16 |
| 309. |
We all, every one of us, carry a star inside our chests. Lig... |
97.02 |
0.9759 |
-0.0695 |
400 |
1 |
97.02 |
2019-08-30 |
| 310. |
Colors weave into a spire of flame. Distant sparks call to a... |
96.91 |
0.9631 |
-0.0578 |
306 |
1 |
96.91 |
2019-08-30 |
| 311. |
We have already succeeded. I mean, what are the three terror... |
96.70 |
0.9380 |
-0.0323 |
301 |
1 |
96.70 |
2017-08-23 |
| 312. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
96.65 |
1.0607 |
-0.1517 |
357 |
1 |
96.65 |
2017-08-22 |
| 313. |
The observed brightness of a Lambertian surface may be writt... |
96.64 |
0.9500 |
-0.0441 |
324 |
1 |
96.64 |
2019-04-16 |
| 314. |
I give it to you not that you may remember time, but that yo... |
96.52 |
1.0581 |
-0.1514 |
331 |
1 |
96.52 |
2021-03-15 |
| 315. |
Because the peoples of Micronesia and Palau did not have a w... |
96.47 |
0.8914 |
0.0129 |
271 |
1 |
96.47 |
2019-08-28 |
| 316. |
Now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces, I'll pull out m... |
96.43 |
1.0074 |
-0.0924 |
410 |
1 |
96.43 |
2017-08-22 |
| 317. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
96.03 |
1.0432 |
-0.1417 |
276 |
1 |
96.03 |
2018-05-31 |
| 318. |
You have no respect for excessive authority or obsolete trad... |
95.67 |
0.9814 |
-0.0824 |
142 |
1 |
95.67 |
2017-08-29 |
| 319. |
Two parallel developments on either side of the Atlantic wou... |
95.57 |
0.8984 |
-0.0015 |
459 |
1 |
95.57 |
2018-11-29 |
| 320. |
It's an odd feeling, farewell. There is such envy in it. Men... |
95.55 |
1.0072 |
-0.1092 |
194 |
1 |
95.55 |
2017-08-22 |
| 321. |
Did those words sound ominous to anyone else? Jonah looked a... |
95.39 |
0.9802 |
-0.0871 |
170 |
1 |
95.39 |
2018-11-16 |
| 322. |
"This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... |
95.32 |
0.9135 |
-0.0146 |
393 |
1 |
95.32 |
2017-08-23 |
| 323. |
If you want to eat some dog, I have good news. There's an an... |
94.82 |
0.8980 |
-0.0083 |
493 |
1 |
94.82 |
2018-12-21 |
| 324. |
Say to all of you, I have been treated this day with no resp... |
94.59 |
0.9970 |
-0.1083 |
281 |
1 |
94.59 |
2017-08-22 |
| 325. |
Situational awareness is key, and agents should not only be ... |
94.45 |
0.9142 |
-0.0298 |
236 |
1 |
94.45 |
2017-08-24 |
| 326. |
Finally, gentlemen, there are people with an hereditary anim... |
94.44 |
0.9346 |
-0.0420 |
471 |
1 |
94.44 |
2022-04-11 |
| 327. |
It now becomes clear that consistency is not a property of a... |
94.15 |
0.9828 |
-0.1015 |
226 |
1 |
94.15 |
2017-08-22 |
| 328. |
Dictionaries are designed to appear authoritative. They're t... |
94.06 |
0.9101 |
-0.0297 |
321 |
1 |
94.06 |
2019-07-19 |
| 329. |
We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's... |
94.02 |
0.9669 |
-0.0875 |
389 |
1 |
94.02 |
2018-12-21 |
| 330. |
The upper class in the United States is a small, exclusive g... |
93.58 |
0.9282 |
-0.0505 |
577 |
1 |
93.58 |
2017-08-22 |
| 331. |
"Look at that," she whispered, and then after a moment: "I'd... |
93.51 |
0.8641 |
0.0105 |
142 |
1 |
93.51 |
2018-02-09 |
| 332. |
Always do your best - your best is going to change from mome... |
93.41 |
0.9851 |
-0.1020 |
237 |
1 |
93.41 |
2021-05-30 |
| 333. |
Computers make excellent and efficient servants, but I have ... |
93.41 |
0.9376 |
-0.0646 |
176 |
1 |
93.41 |
2018-11-29 |
| 334. |
Everyone has questions about the economy. Why can't I live a... |
93.16 |
0.9600 |
-0.0863 |
387 |
1 |
93.16 |
2017-08-22 |
| 335. |
The study of global social phenomena raises several difficul... |
92.60 |
0.9522 |
-0.0834 |
554 |
1 |
92.60 |
2017-07-24 |
| 336. |
The work force is disgusted, downs tools, and walks. Innocen... |
92.55 |
0.8244 |
0.0424 |
388 |
1 |
92.55 |
2017-09-06 |
| 337. |
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair, warm smell o... |
91.86 |
1.0051 |
-0.1431 |
219 |
1 |
91.86 |
2017-08-23 |
| 338. |
V: I can assure you, I mean you no harm. Evey: Who are you? ... |
91.16 |
0.8684 |
-0.0142 |
323 |
1 |
91.16 |
2017-08-23 |
| 339. |
Come and hold my hand. I want to contact the living. Not sur... |
91.01 |
1.0382 |
-0.1847 |
201 |
1 |
91.01 |
2019-08-24 |
| 340. |
I never thought I'd die alone. I laughed the loudest, who'd ... |
91.00 |
0.9383 |
-0.0873 |
282 |
1 |
91.00 |
2018-05-31 |
| 341. |
Man, do not pride yourself on your superiority to the animal... |
90.86 |
1.0336 |
-0.1798 |
257 |
1 |
90.86 |
2017-08-25 |
| 342. |
I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong... |
90.75 |
0.9867 |
-0.1325 |
290 |
1 |
90.75 |
2019-08-24 |
| 343. |
That's too bad, I said lunch meet. You want a drink? Lose th... |
90.22 |
0.9474 |
-0.1049 |
415 |
1 |
90.22 |
2018-11-16 |
| 344. |
Beautiful dreamer, wake unto me, starlight and dewdrops are ... |
89.62 |
0.9624 |
-0.1247 |
245 |
1 |
89.62 |
2019-08-30 |
| 345. |
Topology is generally considered to be one of the three linc... |
89.36 |
0.9043 |
-0.0663 |
396 |
1 |
89.36 |
2019-08-28 |
| 346. |
Stab a sorry heart with your favorite finger. Paint the whol... |
89.16 |
1.0039 |
-0.1605 |
255 |
1 |
89.16 |
2017-07-24 |
| 347. |
In the early days, living in their squalid apartment, all th... |
89.05 |
0.9226 |
-0.0898 |
224 |
1 |
89.05 |
2019-08-28 |
| 348. |
How can I just let you walk away, just let you leave without... |
88.72 |
1.1002 |
-0.2666 |
164 |
1 |
88.72 |
2017-08-22 |
| 349. |
And the hardest part was letting go, not taking part was the... |
88.68 |
1.0963 |
-0.2645 |
161 |
1 |
88.68 |
2017-08-25 |
| 350. |
Yes. Everyone at Harvard's inventing something. Harvard unde... |
88.63 |
0.9444 |
-0.1154 |
203 |
1 |
88.63 |
2019-08-24 |
| 351. |
When do you think people die? When they are shot through the... |
88.60 |
0.8800 |
-0.0516 |
238 |
1 |
88.60 |
2018-11-29 |
| 352. |
Human madness is oftentimes a cunning and most feline thing.... |
88.17 |
0.9594 |
-0.1354 |
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1 |
88.17 |
2017-08-22 |
| 353. |
With the money they earn they'll be able to buy more police ... |
87.92 |
1.1172 |
-0.2918 |
198 |
1 |
87.92 |
2017-07-24 |
| 354. |
You held me down, but I got up, already brushing off the dus... |
87.91 |
1.0225 |
-0.1981 |
234 |
1 |
87.91 |
2017-08-22 |
| 355. |
Oh, actually all champagne is French; it's named after the r... |
87.42 |
0.9135 |
-0.0957 |
272 |
1 |
87.42 |
2019-08-24 |
| 356. |
At the very end of these food chains (which is to say, at th... |
87.17 |
0.8236 |
-0.0075 |
178 |
1 |
87.17 |
2017-07-24 |
| 357. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
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0.9424 |
-0.1238 |
320 |
1 |
87.00 |
2017-07-24 |
| 358. |
Like frozen sentries of the Serengeti, the century-old termi... |
85.98 |
0.8742 |
-0.0691 |
202 |
1 |
85.98 |
2017-08-23 |
| 359. |
In other news, officials at the Pacific Nuclear Research Fac... |
84.08 |
0.8893 |
-0.1009 |
325 |
1 |
84.08 |
2017-08-22 |
| 360. |
Just outside the theater's fence, Pemulis is bug-eyed with f... |
84.08 |
0.8735 |
-0.0848 |
328 |
1 |
84.08 |
2017-07-24 |
| 361. |
Your father's light saber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knig... |
83.03 |
0.9260 |
-0.1496 |
300 |
1 |
83.03 |
2017-07-24 |
| 362. |
Perhaps the most successful disciple of the Graham and Dodd ... |
81.42 |
0.8936 |
-0.1162 |
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81.42 |
2019-08-24 |
| 363. |
High on a stag the Goddess held her seat, and there were lit... |
78.60 |
0.9528 |
-0.2175 |
337 |
1 |
78.60 |
2017-08-22 |
| 364. |
Typing competitions provided another test of the Qwerty keyb... |
78.16 |
0.9609 |
-0.2250 |
331 |
1 |
78.16 |
2017-07-24 |
| 365. |
Geometry sets out from certain conceptions such as "plane," ... |
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0.8887 |
-0.1547 |
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1 |
77.15 |
2017-08-22 |
| 366. |
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. |
76.60 |
0.9719 |
-0.2564 |
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1 |
76.60 |
2017-08-26 |
| 367. |
All we really want is for no one to have a boring life, to b... |
68.08 |
1.0205 |
-0.3987 |
97 |
1 |
68.08 |
2018-11-29 |
| 368. |
To wash down your chicken nuggets with virtually any soft dr... |
40.13 |
0.9564 |
-0.5846 |
263 |
1 |
40.13 |
2022-04-22 |
| 369. |
In most cases, there is more to be gained by maximizing the ... |
34.60 |
1.0665 |
-0.7474 |
196 |
1 |
34.60 |
2018-11-16 |