| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
There are many things that I would like to say to you but I ... |
77.90 |
1.1806 |
0.3233 |
75 |
1 |
77.90 |
2022-06-10 |
| 2. |
I'll be fine. I'll be waiting patiently till you see the sig... |
75.94 |
0.9052 |
0.5669 |
96 |
1 |
75.94 |
2020-11-28 |
| 3. |
I don't think I was wrong to have held on to my secrets for ... |
75.39 |
1.0897 |
0.3659 |
202 |
2 |
69.51 |
2023-08-27 |
| 4. |
Family cares about you, not what you can do for them. Family... |
74.93 |
0.9857 |
0.4542 |
157 |
2 |
73.79 |
2023-04-01 |
| 5. |
The lessons of market history are clear. Styles and fashions... |
73.18 |
1.0189 |
0.4338 |
308 |
1 |
73.18 |
2023-08-27 |
| 6. |
You can tie up a lot of resources by keeping a bugged phone ... |
72.83 |
1.0432 |
0.3646 |
256 |
1 |
72.83 |
2022-12-01 |
| 7. |
Guy don't need no sense to be a nice fella. Seems to me some... |
71.72 |
1.0102 |
0.3680 |
162 |
1 |
71.72 |
2022-11-30 |
| 8. |
Was it all put into words, or did both understand that they ... |
71.39 |
1.1508 |
0.2297 |
186 |
1 |
71.39 |
2020-12-06 |
| 9. |
Power is not a means; it is an end. One does not establish a... |
70.77 |
0.9405 |
0.4299 |
280 |
1 |
70.77 |
2022-12-02 |
| 10. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
70.75 |
1.0296 |
0.3378 |
437 |
1 |
70.75 |
2022-11-30 |
| 11. |
You're born alone and you die alone, and this world just dro... |
70.74 |
1.0574 |
0.3096 |
206 |
2 |
64.11 |
2021-09-25 |
| 12. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
69.60 |
1.0385 |
0.3051 |
230 |
1 |
69.60 |
2023-03-01 |
| 13. |
I am doing good to the poor, but I differ in opinion about t... |
69.50 |
1.0835 |
0.2604 |
196 |
1 |
69.50 |
2021-11-07 |
| 14. |
Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them w... |
69.15 |
1.0752 |
0.2624 |
300 |
1 |
69.15 |
2020-12-26 |
| 15. |
These mist-covered mountains are a home now for me, but my h... |
68.39 |
1.0366 |
0.2855 |
202 |
1 |
68.39 |
2020-12-26 |
| 16. |
Power isn't control at all - power is strength, and giving t... |
68.01 |
1.0286 |
0.2862 |
263 |
1 |
68.01 |
2020-12-17 |
| 17. |
I can see you. Your brown skin shining in the sun. You got t... |
67.96 |
1.0549 |
0.2581 |
202 |
1 |
67.96 |
2022-12-11 |
| 18. |
There are places I'll remember all my life, though some have... |
67.79 |
1.0694 |
0.2410 |
211 |
1 |
67.79 |
2023-08-27 |
| 19. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
67.77 |
0.9597 |
0.3511 |
347 |
1 |
67.77 |
2022-11-30 |
| 20. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
67.61 |
1.0053 |
0.3005 |
232 |
1 |
67.61 |
2021-01-27 |
| 21. |
She, who always seems so happy in a crowd, whose eyes can be... |
67.55 |
1.0413 |
0.2644 |
254 |
1 |
67.55 |
2021-11-07 |
| 22. |
If every person in this room made it a rule that wherever yo... |
67.36 |
1.0488 |
0.2552 |
354 |
1 |
67.36 |
2020-12-26 |
| 23. |
It is a love based on giving and receiving as well as having... |
67.29 |
1.0981 |
0.2018 |
247 |
1 |
67.29 |
2020-12-07 |
| 24. |
Teachers never die. They live in your memory forever. They w... |
67.27 |
1.0567 |
0.2441 |
359 |
1 |
67.27 |
2022-12-04 |
| 25. |
It is one thing to write as poet and another to write as a h... |
66.45 |
1.0949 |
0.1905 |
302 |
2 |
64.50 |
2020-12-26 |
| 26. |
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. The ... |
66.17 |
1.0245 |
0.2533 |
199 |
1 |
66.17 |
2021-11-07 |
| 27. |
I only see my goals, I don't believe in failure 'cause I kno... |
65.80 |
1.0161 |
0.2555 |
218 |
1 |
65.80 |
2023-08-27 |
| 28. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
65.08 |
0.9936 |
0.2633 |
311 |
1 |
65.08 |
2020-12-21 |
| 29. |
What if he shows up with another woman? What if one of my sl... |
64.35 |
0.9522 |
0.2942 |
221 |
1 |
64.35 |
2020-12-17 |
| 30. |
I would never want to belong to any club that would have som... |
64.07 |
1.0982 |
0.1409 |
164 |
1 |
64.07 |
2020-12-06 |
| 31. |
Now, men, in conclusion, I would like to say that, in the tw... |
64.03 |
1.0509 |
0.1864 |
311 |
1 |
64.03 |
2020-12-06 |
| 32. |
Someone sits on the shore and tells him how the waves have b... |
64.02 |
1.1210 |
0.1143 |
241 |
1 |
64.02 |
2021-01-27 |
| 33. |
You forget everything. The hours slip by. You travel in your... |
63.97 |
1.0301 |
0.2084 |
322 |
1 |
63.97 |
2021-01-27 |
| 34. |
When for years you wake up to having to win every battle eve... |
63.89 |
1.0764 |
0.1560 |
219 |
1 |
63.89 |
2021-11-07 |
| 35. |
There was a little boy once upon a time who in spite of his ... |
63.83 |
1.1026 |
0.1307 |
208 |
1 |
63.83 |
2021-01-27 |
| 36. |
With people like us, you should hang out, get to know what t... |
63.55 |
1.0979 |
0.1302 |
191 |
1 |
63.55 |
2020-12-26 |
| 37. |
Last of all came the cat, who looked round, as usual, for th... |
63.46 |
0.9448 |
0.2836 |
240 |
1 |
63.46 |
2020-12-06 |
| 38. |
And he told us of his life in the land of submarines. |
63.38 |
1.1621 |
0.0624 |
53 |
1 |
63.38 |
2020-12-06 |
| 39. |
It wasn't always so clear, but the Rust programming language... |
63.12 |
1.0158 |
0.2047 |
259 |
1 |
63.12 |
2020-12-05 |
| 40. |
And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves grow... |
62.82 |
1.0868 |
0.1271 |
196 |
1 |
62.82 |
2022-06-10 |
| 41. |
I had a painting teacher once tell me that, the difference b... |
62.65 |
1.0362 |
0.1738 |
241 |
1 |
62.65 |
2020-12-26 |
| 42. |
Every craft and every investigation, and likewise every acti... |
62.48 |
1.0545 |
0.1784 |
416 |
1 |
62.48 |
2021-11-07 |
| 43. |
The basis of the Aztecs' success in creating a great state a... |
62.26 |
0.9908 |
0.2454 |
342 |
1 |
62.26 |
2022-12-04 |
| 44. |
He told me this whole story about when a Jew is on the show ... |
62.22 |
1.0312 |
0.1662 |
172 |
1 |
62.22 |
2020-12-26 |
| 45. |
How many times have you seen the leader of a race have a mec... |
62.13 |
1.0155 |
0.1858 |
232 |
1 |
62.13 |
2020-12-06 |
| 46. |
The curfew tolls the knell of parting day, the lowing herd w... |
62.13 |
0.9091 |
0.2943 |
355 |
1 |
62.13 |
2020-12-17 |
| 47. |
Joe, darling, you're coming back. Do you want me to tell you... |
61.18 |
1.0504 |
0.1297 |
361 |
1 |
61.18 |
2020-12-08 |
| 48. |
The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword. If y... |
61.05 |
1.0833 |
0.0967 |
234 |
1 |
61.05 |
2020-12-06 |
| 49. |
By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way come... |
60.73 |
1.0884 |
0.0830 |
249 |
1 |
60.73 |
2020-12-08 |
| 50. |
Just because there are things I don't remember doesn't make ... |
60.72 |
1.0589 |
0.1142 |
151 |
1 |
60.72 |
2022-06-10 |
| 51. |
Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erro... |
60.40 |
0.8808 |
0.2873 |
145 |
1 |
60.40 |
2020-11-19 |
| 52. |
The ability to witness two men stand toe to toe in the spiri... |
60.29 |
0.9390 |
0.2285 |
158 |
1 |
60.29 |
2020-12-05 |
| 53. |
As passions are contagious, and the bulk of men are more gui... |
60.25 |
1.0380 |
0.1253 |
274 |
1 |
60.25 |
2020-11-28 |
| 54. |
As long as people believe in absurdities, they will continue... |
60.23 |
0.8546 |
0.3170 |
82 |
1 |
60.23 |
2020-10-31 |
| 55. |
What's Joey Zasa got to do with this? Joey Zasa's a pazzo. J... |
60.22 |
0.9000 |
0.2658 |
271 |
1 |
60.22 |
2020-12-07 |
| 56. |
Hi, everyone, welcome to the Satellite of Love. I came up wi... |
60.14 |
0.9310 |
0.2329 |
207 |
2 |
54.02 |
2020-12-06 |
| 57. |
Well, we like our Internet slow, okay? We can turn it on, wa... |
59.94 |
0.8670 |
0.2930 |
219 |
1 |
59.94 |
2020-12-08 |
| 58. |
I was giving up. I would have given up - if a voice hadn't m... |
59.67 |
0.9421 |
0.2130 |
373 |
1 |
59.67 |
2020-12-17 |
| 59. |
There's something about a check that, to a man, is not mascu... |
59.51 |
1.0082 |
0.1405 |
385 |
1 |
59.51 |
2020-12-07 |
| 60. |
My life, when it is written, will read better than it lived.... |
59.24 |
0.8734 |
0.2743 |
271 |
1 |
59.24 |
2020-12-08 |
| 61. |
Soon I'll be sixty years old, my daddy got sixty-one. Rememb... |
59.23 |
0.9803 |
0.1626 |
216 |
1 |
59.23 |
2020-12-06 |
| 62. |
I'm going to kill a stranger, so don't you be a stranger. |
58.93 |
0.9038 |
0.2411 |
57 |
1 |
58.93 |
2020-10-16 |
| 63. |
Everyone wants stuff. We wake up every day with a list of wi... |
58.78 |
1.0904 |
0.0447 |
213 |
1 |
58.78 |
2020-12-06 |
| 64. |
The highlander seemed to float through life very much the sa... |
58.57 |
1.0620 |
0.0681 |
141 |
2 |
46.02 |
2020-12-17 |
| 65. |
You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue... |
58.18 |
1.0043 |
0.1183 |
203 |
1 |
58.18 |
2020-11-28 |
| 66. |
Perhaps the most successful disciple of the Graham and Dodd ... |
57.77 |
0.9345 |
0.2283 |
268 |
1 |
57.77 |
2020-12-26 |
| 67. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
57.76 |
0.9710 |
0.1437 |
173 |
1 |
57.76 |
2020-11-19 |
| 68. |
I should have never gave my word to you, not a cry, not a so... |
57.61 |
0.9041 |
0.2111 |
194 |
1 |
57.61 |
2020-12-06 |
| 69. |
My mum's gonna kill me. And before you say it, that's not a ... |
57.47 |
0.8520 |
0.2623 |
133 |
1 |
57.47 |
2020-12-07 |
| 70. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
57.34 |
1.0034 |
0.1030 |
302 |
1 |
57.34 |
2020-12-06 |
| 71. |
No matter how a program twists and turns to get out of itsel... |
57.31 |
1.0094 |
0.0988 |
238 |
1 |
57.31 |
2020-12-06 |
| 72. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
57.23 |
1.0829 |
0.0214 |
288 |
1 |
57.23 |
2020-11-19 |
| 73. |
Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch ... |
56.53 |
0.9980 |
0.0911 |
307 |
1 |
56.53 |
2021-11-07 |
| 74. |
Your political future? Why, I bought it for you. I gave it t... |
56.50 |
0.9539 |
0.1400 |
238 |
1 |
56.50 |
2020-11-19 |
| 75. |
I bet you're wondering how I knew about your plans to make m... |
56.38 |
1.0235 |
0.0582 |
158 |
1 |
56.38 |
2020-11-27 |
| 76. |
Formerly, when I would feel a desire to understand someone, ... |
56.28 |
1.0642 |
0.0224 |
213 |
1 |
56.28 |
2020-12-05 |
| 77. |
This was the most delicious meal he'd had in recent years, a... |
56.23 |
1.0214 |
0.0988 |
281 |
1 |
56.23 |
2020-12-07 |
| 78. |
Cheer up! 'Cause nothing really matters when you look up int... |
56.02 |
0.9287 |
0.1556 |
331 |
1 |
56.02 |
2020-12-05 |
| 79. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
55.76 |
0.9966 |
0.0801 |
259 |
1 |
55.76 |
2020-12-07 |
| 80. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
55.64 |
0.9293 |
0.1447 |
355 |
1 |
55.64 |
2020-12-07 |
| 81. |
This is for the record. History is written by the victor. Hi... |
55.60 |
1.0178 |
0.0563 |
397 |
1 |
55.60 |
2020-11-28 |
| 82. |
If there were an answer I could give you to how the universe... |
55.35 |
1.0112 |
0.0567 |
293 |
1 |
55.35 |
2020-12-06 |
| 83. |
I nearly lost you on our wedding day. It was early afternoon... |
55.30 |
0.9458 |
0.1242 |
434 |
1 |
55.30 |
2020-11-26 |
| 84. |
Harvey and I sit in the bars... have a drink or two... play ... |
55.24 |
0.9513 |
0.1174 |
238 |
1 |
55.24 |
2020-12-06 |
| 85. |
But I will tell you this. I'd use tonight to get myself orga... |
55.08 |
0.9175 |
0.1491 |
258 |
1 |
55.08 |
2020-11-27 |
| 86. |
Isn't it kind of weird? It's like, there's a guy in a gorill... |
55.07 |
0.9450 |
0.1195 |
227 |
1 |
55.07 |
2020-12-06 |
| 87. |
One day when I was able to get up, I decided to look at myse... |
54.96 |
1.0408 |
0.0197 |
258 |
1 |
54.96 |
2020-09-26 |
| 88. |
Having endured the racial turmoil of the Civil Rights Moveme... |
54.30 |
0.8629 |
0.1889 |
299 |
1 |
54.30 |
2020-11-24 |
| 89. |
I think you're the greatest but my dad says you don't work h... |
54.19 |
1.0484 |
-0.0028 |
202 |
1 |
54.19 |
2020-11-19 |
| 90. |
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. Say you're runnin... |
54.18 |
0.8860 |
0.1615 |
233 |
1 |
54.18 |
2020-12-06 |
| 91. |
If I told you that a flower bloomed in a dark room would you... |
54.17 |
1.0260 |
0.0201 |
186 |
1 |
54.17 |
2020-10-31 |
| 92. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
54.14 |
1.0462 |
-0.0026 |
184 |
1 |
54.14 |
2020-11-28 |
| 93. |
We were sent here for something. And we know that all things... |
53.34 |
1.1274 |
-0.0979 |
155 |
1 |
53.34 |
2020-09-15 |
| 94. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
53.07 |
0.8602 |
0.1641 |
206 |
1 |
53.07 |
2020-12-17 |
| 95. |
Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with t... |
53.07 |
0.9004 |
0.1263 |
252 |
1 |
53.07 |
2020-11-29 |
| 96. |
If you talk to these extraordinary people, you find that the... |
53.03 |
0.9869 |
0.0398 |
441 |
1 |
53.03 |
2020-11-26 |
| 97. |
Well, the Red Cross called out, you know, for blankets, clot... |
52.91 |
0.9002 |
0.1239 |
337 |
1 |
52.91 |
2020-12-07 |
| 98. |
When they came to a space to be bridged by a leap, he would ... |
52.69 |
0.9602 |
0.0590 |
266 |
1 |
52.69 |
2020-09-26 |
| 99. |
Bach's income, if we take into consideration the value of mo... |
52.68 |
0.9730 |
0.0469 |
354 |
1 |
52.68 |
2020-11-24 |
| 100. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
52.59 |
1.0124 |
0.0016 |
204 |
1 |
52.59 |
2020-11-19 |
| 101. |
I learn we are going after treasure - hear it from my own ha... |
52.55 |
0.8979 |
0.1172 |
295 |
1 |
52.55 |
2020-10-31 |
| 102. |
Stupid, pitiful creature. I am the rage in your heart. I am ... |
52.35 |
0.9734 |
0.0272 |
174 |
1 |
52.35 |
2020-11-15 |
| 103. |
Braising meats and vegetables means to brown them first in a... |
52.28 |
1.0140 |
-0.0023 |
344 |
1 |
52.28 |
2020-10-18 |
| 104. |
Every day, every hour, this very minute perhaps, dark forces... |
52.24 |
0.9258 |
0.0831 |
205 |
1 |
52.24 |
2020-11-15 |
| 105. |
I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "ha... |
52.16 |
0.7853 |
0.2255 |
97 |
1 |
52.16 |
2020-09-29 |
| 106. |
One of the common causes of difficulty in reading for precis... |
52.13 |
0.9553 |
0.0542 |
366 |
1 |
52.13 |
2020-11-19 |
| 107. |
The third great crucible of African-derived religion in the ... |
51.95 |
0.8319 |
0.1752 |
520 |
1 |
51.95 |
2020-12-06 |
| 108. |
I never thought I'd die alone. I laughed the loudest, who'd ... |
51.81 |
0.9339 |
0.0679 |
282 |
1 |
51.81 |
2020-12-17 |
| 109. |
I turned back, and perceived a vast opaque body between me a... |
51.63 |
0.9923 |
0.0052 |
308 |
1 |
51.63 |
2020-11-28 |
| 110. |
Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, ... |
51.52 |
0.9684 |
0.0270 |
168 |
1 |
51.52 |
2020-12-07 |
| 111. |
I have grown up in a great man's shadow. All my life I've be... |
51.29 |
0.8829 |
0.1089 |
310 |
1 |
51.29 |
2020-10-31 |
| 112. |
I wonder if the Emperor Honorius watching the Visigoths comi... |
51.28 |
0.9566 |
0.0352 |
257 |
1 |
51.28 |
2020-11-14 |
| 113. |
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity ... |
50.85 |
0.8235 |
0.1626 |
289 |
1 |
50.85 |
2020-11-19 |
| 114. |
I was just guessing at numbers and figures, pulling the puzz... |
50.74 |
1.0138 |
-0.0353 |
147 |
1 |
50.74 |
2020-09-11 |
| 115. |
And words were not just the pieces of speaking; they were th... |
50.68 |
1.0715 |
-0.0956 |
206 |
1 |
50.68 |
2020-10-31 |
| 116. |
The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in ... |
50.43 |
0.9103 |
0.0675 |
158 |
1 |
50.43 |
2020-11-19 |
| 117. |
What would you think if I sang out of tune? Would you stand ... |
50.40 |
1.0208 |
-0.0488 |
210 |
1 |
50.40 |
2020-11-24 |
| 118. |
The first part of the Rite, which ends with the sweat-induci... |
50.24 |
0.8073 |
0.1641 |
198 |
1 |
50.24 |
2020-12-06 |
| 119. |
Mom, I know your intentions are good but aren't the police t... |
49.97 |
0.9654 |
0.0023 |
248 |
1 |
49.97 |
2020-10-31 |
| 120. |
In 12th-century Pisa, Italy, the construction firm of Morrel... |
49.89 |
0.8982 |
0.0672 |
219 |
2 |
43.81 |
2020-11-15 |
| 121. |
You ponce in here, expecting to be handwaited on hand and fo... |
49.26 |
0.9671 |
-0.0155 |
298 |
1 |
49.26 |
2020-10-31 |
| 122. |
Now, normally, she sells seashells by the seashore, but toda... |
49.24 |
0.9967 |
-0.0481 |
261 |
1 |
49.24 |
2020-11-24 |
| 123. |
This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes "ding!" when there'... |
49.08 |
0.8736 |
0.0755 |
219 |
1 |
49.08 |
2020-11-24 |
| 124. |
That's different for everybody. You add up all your mortal s... |
49.02 |
0.9161 |
0.0322 |
402 |
1 |
49.02 |
2020-11-19 |
| 125. |
I felt despair. The word's overused and banalified now, desp... |
48.76 |
0.9139 |
0.0295 |
281 |
1 |
48.76 |
2020-11-19 |
| 126. |
I'm worse at what I do best and for this gift I feel blessed... |
48.62 |
0.9252 |
0.0161 |
125 |
1 |
48.62 |
2020-10-31 |
| 127. |
It is the view of the ministry that theoretical knowledge wi... |
48.40 |
1.0058 |
-0.0727 |
360 |
1 |
48.40 |
2020-11-28 |
| 128. |
The universe divided as the heart and mind collided with the... |
48.20 |
0.9767 |
-0.0437 |
429 |
1 |
48.20 |
2020-09-26 |
| 129. |
That sometimes human beings have to just sit in one place an... |
47.85 |
0.9856 |
-0.0599 |
365 |
1 |
47.85 |
2020-10-03 |
| 130. |
There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man... |
47.70 |
0.9783 |
-0.0552 |
370 |
1 |
47.70 |
2020-09-26 |
| 131. |
Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the shri... |
47.43 |
0.9450 |
-0.0284 |
280 |
1 |
47.43 |
2020-10-31 |
| 132. |
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil peopl... |
47.30 |
0.9605 |
-0.0458 |
325 |
1 |
47.30 |
2020-09-26 |
| 133. |
Death is irrelevant. Your archaic cultures are authority dri... |
47.23 |
0.9367 |
-0.0227 |
235 |
1 |
47.23 |
2020-09-26 |
| 134. |
I can't tell you that this is definitely gonna work out, the... |
47.19 |
1.0097 |
-0.1116 |
184 |
1 |
47.19 |
2020-10-16 |
| 135. |
It's you that perceives reality as bad and unpleasant. It's ... |
46.50 |
1.0442 |
-0.1491 |
259 |
1 |
46.50 |
2020-10-31 |
| 136. |
What I really lived for were those evenings when you were al... |
46.40 |
1.0708 |
-0.1854 |
199 |
1 |
46.40 |
2020-09-26 |
| 137. |
I know you're into banks and Wall Street, but everyone knows... |
46.14 |
1.0119 |
-0.1228 |
194 |
1 |
46.14 |
2020-11-24 |
| 138. |
One particle of unobtainium has a nuclear reaction with the ... |
45.00 |
0.8498 |
0.0214 |
164 |
1 |
45.00 |
2020-10-18 |
| 139. |
And one day I knew I had to come back here. I had to come ba... |
44.84 |
1.0691 |
-0.2049 |
208 |
1 |
44.84 |
2020-08-28 |
| 140. |
I'm DEFINITELY NOT saying that Edley isn't a star, but I do ... |
44.78 |
0.9497 |
-0.0836 |
331 |
1 |
44.78 |
2020-09-26 |
| 141. |
You liked to go hands free, didn't you? Like, "Hey, I'm the ... |
44.69 |
0.8346 |
0.0284 |
165 |
1 |
44.69 |
2020-10-18 |
| 142. |
I walk ten thousand miles, ten thousand miles to see you. An... |
44.68 |
0.9666 |
-0.1021 |
195 |
1 |
44.68 |
2020-10-18 |
| 143. |
What do you do with the mad that you feel, when you feel so ... |
44.50 |
1.0420 |
-0.1837 |
301 |
1 |
44.50 |
2020-09-15 |
| 144. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, to see how... |
44.42 |
1.0403 |
-0.1688 |
193 |
1 |
44.42 |
2020-09-11 |
| 145. |
So can we be friends sweetly before the mystery ends? I love... |
44.29 |
0.9515 |
-0.0949 |
183 |
1 |
44.29 |
2020-09-11 |
| 146. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
44.09 |
1.0389 |
-0.1899 |
340 |
1 |
44.09 |
2020-09-11 |
| 147. |
As to my own part, having turned my thoughts for many years ... |
44.04 |
1.0144 |
-0.1642 |
214 |
1 |
44.04 |
2020-09-29 |
| 148. |
You know I work all day to get you money to buy you things. ... |
43.97 |
1.0428 |
-0.1966 |
215 |
1 |
43.97 |
2020-09-29 |
| 149. |
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. |
43.85 |
0.9657 |
-0.1203 |
44 |
1 |
43.85 |
2020-12-06 |
| 150. |
Reese Witherspoon, she's the prom queen. Bill Gates, captain... |
43.29 |
0.8281 |
0.0097 |
170 |
1 |
43.29 |
2020-11-15 |
| 151. |
Here's our man. Yeah, all right. Here's me. Well, the guy pl... |
43.19 |
0.8007 |
0.0362 |
134 |
1 |
43.19 |
2020-11-24 |
| 152. |
Home will always be here unseen out of sight, where I disapp... |
43.04 |
1.0066 |
-0.1780 |
155 |
1 |
43.04 |
2020-11-24 |
| 153. |
It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer... |
42.90 |
0.8634 |
-0.0366 |
86 |
1 |
42.90 |
2020-08-29 |
| 154. |
Oh, actually all champagne is French; it's named after the r... |
42.71 |
0.9104 |
-0.0840 |
272 |
1 |
42.71 |
2020-09-26 |
| 155. |
Of course they're real people. They're Oompa-Loompas importe... |
42.63 |
0.8459 |
-0.0225 |
378 |
1 |
42.63 |
2020-11-24 |
| 156. |
But no. She shook her head, an imperceptible, forgiving shru... |
42.29 |
0.9259 |
-0.1084 |
308 |
1 |
42.29 |
2020-09-29 |
| 157. |
This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off ... |
42.08 |
0.9387 |
-0.1248 |
236 |
1 |
42.08 |
2020-10-18 |
| 158. |
Bless me father, for I have really sinned. Really. I'm not k... |
41.88 |
0.8593 |
-0.0521 |
84 |
1 |
41.88 |
2020-10-18 |
| 159. |
Sixty-four thousand dollars for a question, I hope they are ... |
41.74 |
0.8920 |
-0.0820 |
91 |
1 |
41.74 |
2020-08-29 |
| 160. |
Say what you will. But a person just cannot know what he doe... |
41.71 |
1.0591 |
-0.2634 |
188 |
1 |
41.71 |
2020-09-07 |
| 161. |
Salutations, imperfect one! I am The Master and you are myst... |
41.38 |
0.8779 |
-0.0777 |
277 |
1 |
41.38 |
2020-09-26 |
| 162. |
If you had one shot to sit on your lazy butt, and watch all ... |
41.13 |
1.0483 |
-0.2566 |
158 |
1 |
41.13 |
2020-10-18 |
| 163. |
This is the most stupid, irresponsible, dangerous thing you ... |
41.07 |
0.9482 |
-0.1545 |
220 |
1 |
41.07 |
2020-09-15 |
| 164. |
PETITION: to make whiney congressmen play violent video games. |
41.03 |
0.7806 |
0.0186 |
62 |
1 |
41.03 |
2020-09-26 |
| 165. |
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go. So mak... |
41.02 |
1.0607 |
-0.2709 |
249 |
1 |
41.02 |
2020-09-11 |
| 166. |
I'd sacrifice anything come what might for the sake of havin... |
40.38 |
0.9605 |
-0.1806 |
154 |
1 |
40.38 |
2020-09-11 |
| 167. |
But I've never seen the Icarus story as a lesson about the l... |
40.19 |
0.9484 |
-0.1709 |
147 |
1 |
40.19 |
2020-08-29 |
| 168. |
This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in. You... |
40.12 |
0.9108 |
-0.1330 |
113 |
1 |
40.12 |
2020-09-07 |
| 169. |
He had a few accomplices, none on record, most of the time c... |
39.60 |
0.9048 |
-0.1386 |
299 |
1 |
39.60 |
2020-08-28 |
| 170. |
There is neither happiness nor unhappiness in this world; th... |
39.48 |
1.0913 |
-0.3061 |
274 |
1 |
39.48 |
2020-08-28 |
| 171. |
Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree? I trave... |
39.32 |
0.8858 |
-0.1236 |
126 |
1 |
39.32 |
2020-08-28 |
| 172. |
I haven't won my wings yet. That's why I'm called an Angel S... |
38.96 |
0.8245 |
-0.0718 |
123 |
1 |
38.96 |
2020-08-29 |
| 173. |
The majority of persons with schizophrenia have residual dis... |
38.88 |
0.8815 |
-0.1301 |
233 |
1 |
38.88 |
2020-09-07 |
| 174. |
Where it began, I can't begin to know, but then I know it's ... |
38.44 |
1.0254 |
-0.2869 |
163 |
1 |
38.44 |
2020-08-28 |
| 175. |
"My stomach's full of butterflies!" lamented Dora Diller. He... |
38.14 |
0.7133 |
0.0239 |
121 |
1 |
38.14 |
2020-08-30 |
| 176. |
History is written by the victor. History is filled with lia... |
38.09 |
1.0209 |
-0.2893 |
237 |
1 |
38.09 |
2020-11-24 |
| 177. |
With all six stones, I could simply snap my fingers, they wo... |
38.08 |
1.0074 |
-0.2757 |
235 |
1 |
38.08 |
2020-08-27 |
| 178. |
Maybe I'm foolish, maybe I'm blind thinking I can see throug... |
38.04 |
0.9610 |
-0.2293 |
191 |
1 |
38.04 |
2020-10-18 |
| 179. |
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days. When our... |
37.72 |
1.0192 |
-0.2987 |
196 |
1 |
37.72 |
2020-08-29 |
| 180. |
Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to prete... |
37.62 |
0.9423 |
-0.2152 |
303 |
1 |
37.62 |
2020-08-30 |
| 181. |
Fred: What about ten dollars? Ethel: What's the matter with ... |
37.54 |
0.8491 |
-0.1238 |
219 |
1 |
37.54 |
2020-09-11 |
| 182. |
Well, we used to look up in the sky and wonder at our place ... |
36.61 |
1.0289 |
-0.3313 |
134 |
1 |
36.61 |
2020-08-30 |
| 183. |
Sometimes when he brushed, he felt like he was scrubbing at ... |
36.57 |
0.8760 |
-0.1684 |
87 |
1 |
36.57 |
2020-09-11 |
| 184. |
Can't a guy just buy some bagels for his friends so they'll ... |
36.27 |
0.9376 |
-0.2376 |
203 |
1 |
36.27 |
2020-08-29 |
| 185. |
At three in the morning the blood runs slow and thick, and s... |
36.16 |
1.0189 |
-0.3235 |
203 |
1 |
36.16 |
2020-08-27 |
| 186. |
It all began ages ago, when man's ancestor picked up a shard... |
36.10 |
0.9541 |
-0.2572 |
221 |
1 |
36.10 |
2020-08-29 |
| 187. |
One likes to believe in the freedom of music but glittering ... |
36.08 |
0.9052 |
-0.2069 |
295 |
1 |
36.08 |
2020-08-29 |
| 188. |
Mail's here. Here's the mail, it never fails, it makes me wa... |
35.84 |
0.9301 |
-0.2371 |
123 |
1 |
35.84 |
2020-08-27 |
| 189. |
This great Nation will endure as it has endured, will revive... |
35.59 |
0.9382 |
-0.2496 |
284 |
1 |
35.59 |
2020-08-28 |
| 190. |
A year has passed since I wrote my note but I should have kn... |
35.24 |
1.0674 |
-0.3894 |
177 |
1 |
35.24 |
2020-09-11 |
| 191. |
Oceans apart day after day and I slowly go insane. I hear yo... |
34.42 |
0.9090 |
-0.2442 |
161 |
1 |
34.42 |
2020-08-27 |
| 192. |
Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand. I ... |
34.32 |
1.0141 |
-0.3546 |
176 |
1 |
34.32 |
2020-08-29 |
| 193. |
I don't care what he is. If it wasn't for him, your impartia... |
34.32 |
0.9801 |
-0.3181 |
238 |
1 |
34.32 |
2020-08-29 |
| 194. |
All the old paintings on the tomb, they do the sand dance, d... |
34.22 |
0.9076 |
-0.2443 |
134 |
1 |
34.22 |
2020-08-28 |
| 195. |
First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations... |
34.02 |
0.9539 |
-0.2980 |
305 |
1 |
34.02 |
2020-08-29 |
| 196. |
Look at the sky, the sun won't ask the world if it can rise.... |
33.55 |
1.1068 |
-0.4639 |
266 |
1 |
33.55 |
2020-08-28 |
| 197. |
We lived at the carnival in summer. We scared ourselves to d... |
33.41 |
1.0161 |
-0.3729 |
206 |
1 |
33.41 |
2020-08-27 |
| 198. |
Look, when I came here, my eyes were big blue question marks... |
33.35 |
0.8306 |
-0.1839 |
97 |
1 |
33.35 |
2020-08-29 |
| 199. |
Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug. S... |
32.88 |
0.9171 |
-0.2797 |
129 |
1 |
32.88 |
2020-08-28 |
| 200. |
"Mr. Stark displays compulsive behavior." In my own defense,... |
31.15 |
0.7113 |
-0.1084 |
196 |
1 |
31.15 |
2020-08-28 |
| 201. |
No one I think is in my tree, I mean it must be high or low.... |
30.82 |
0.8723 |
-0.2807 |
153 |
1 |
30.82 |
2020-08-25 |
| 202. |
Never become used to anything you love. It blunts the edge o... |
30.41 |
0.8634 |
-0.2719 |
75 |
1 |
30.41 |
2020-08-24 |
| 203. |
I'm so fancy. You already know. I'm in the fast lane. From L... |
30.11 |
0.8250 |
-0.2450 |
147 |
1 |
30.11 |
2020-08-27 |
| 204. |
I don't want to talk about the things we've gone through. Th... |
29.52 |
1.0532 |
-0.4871 |
199 |
1 |
29.52 |
2020-08-24 |
| 205. |
I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so th... |
29.09 |
1.0294 |
-0.4688 |
292 |
1 |
29.09 |
2020-08-24 |
| 206. |
I am always saying "Glad to've met you" to somebody I'm not ... |
27.51 |
0.8782 |
-0.3492 |
141 |
1 |
27.51 |
2020-08-24 |
| 207. |
If I'm at a party where I'm not enjoying myself, I will put ... |
26.87 |
0.8575 |
-0.3400 |
126 |
1 |
26.87 |
2020-08-27 |
| 208. |
Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose. Die and be free ... |
26.23 |
0.9379 |
-0.4313 |
166 |
1 |
26.23 |
2020-08-24 |
| 209. |
Yes, I read the letter, you licentious quack! And what facil... |
25.76 |
0.8540 |
-0.3576 |
125 |
1 |
25.76 |
2020-08-27 |