| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
142.00 |
1.0561 |
0.1033 |
227 |
1 |
142.00 |
2015-01-14 |
| 2. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
141.65 |
1.0264 |
0.1283 |
191 |
1 |
141.65 |
2015-01-14 |
| 3. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
139.87 |
1.0101 |
0.1362 |
336 |
1 |
139.87 |
2015-01-14 |
| 4. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
139.17 |
1.0341 |
0.1034 |
273 |
1 |
139.17 |
2015-01-14 |
| 5. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
134.97 |
1.0506 |
0.0528 |
259 |
1 |
134.97 |
2015-01-14 |
| 6. |
I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book d... |
134.40 |
0.9833 |
0.1187 |
387 |
1 |
134.40 |
2015-01-14 |
| 7. |
This business is filled to the brim with unrealistic people ... |
133.60 |
1.0052 |
0.0994 |
400 |
1 |
133.60 |
2015-01-14 |
| 8. |
Consider this: Is the pious being loved by the gods because ... |
131.72 |
1.0509 |
0.0406 |
430 |
1 |
131.72 |
2015-01-16 |
| 9. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
130.15 |
1.0476 |
0.0065 |
110 |
1 |
130.15 |
2015-01-14 |
| 10. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
126.74 |
0.9810 |
0.0601 |
362 |
1 |
126.74 |
2015-01-16 |
| 11. |
Corn is what feeds the steer that becomes the steak. Corn fe... |
124.54 |
0.9775 |
0.0541 |
473 |
1 |
124.54 |
2015-01-14 |
| 12. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
124.41 |
0.9228 |
0.0993 |
305 |
1 |
124.41 |
2015-01-14 |
| 13. |
Don't take anything personally - nothing others do is becaus... |
124.25 |
1.0507 |
-0.0293 |
253 |
2 |
121.72 |
2015-01-14 |
| 14. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
123.28 |
0.9650 |
0.0454 |
347 |
1 |
123.28 |
2015-01-14 |
| 15. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
122.54 |
0.9597 |
0.0424 |
251 |
1 |
122.54 |
2015-01-14 |
| 16. |
I don't believe in an interventionist God, but I know, darli... |
122.43 |
1.0492 |
-0.0433 |
284 |
1 |
122.43 |
2015-01-14 |
| 17. |
And though my journeys did take me to a great many states, a... |
121.36 |
0.9797 |
0.0166 |
269 |
1 |
121.36 |
2015-01-16 |
| 18. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
120.79 |
1.0208 |
-0.0339 |
231 |
1 |
120.79 |
2015-01-16 |
| 19. |
The result has been the emergence of what some call the "win... |
118.72 |
0.9101 |
0.0643 |
351 |
1 |
118.72 |
2015-01-16 |
| 20. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
117.55 |
1.0479 |
-0.0885 |
205 |
1 |
117.55 |
2015-01-14 |
| 21. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
117.39 |
0.9352 |
0.0228 |
194 |
1 |
117.39 |
2015-01-14 |
| 22. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
116.92 |
1.0464 |
-0.0859 |
294 |
1 |
116.92 |
2015-01-16 |
| 23. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
116.67 |
0.9866 |
-0.0324 |
308 |
1 |
116.67 |
2015-01-14 |
| 24. |
Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bu... |
115.82 |
0.9206 |
0.0264 |
317 |
1 |
115.82 |
2015-01-14 |
| 25. |
Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by hav... |
115.78 |
0.9844 |
-0.0262 |
351 |
1 |
115.78 |
2015-01-14 |
| 26. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
114.94 |
0.9849 |
-0.0447 |
337 |
1 |
114.94 |
2015-01-14 |
| 27. |
The basic concept is simple: a satellite in geosynchronous o... |
112.95 |
0.9338 |
-0.0012 |
326 |
1 |
112.95 |
2015-01-16 |
| 28. |
To some, the rules of etiquette may seem outdated, stuffy an... |
111.71 |
0.9682 |
-0.0454 |
341 |
1 |
111.71 |
2015-01-14 |
| 29. |
Stab a sorry heart with your favorite finger. Paint the whol... |
111.61 |
1.0039 |
-0.0860 |
255 |
1 |
111.61 |
2015-01-14 |
| 30. |
In the English language, swearing is essential to effective ... |
111.49 |
0.9377 |
-0.0194 |
198 |
2 |
104.31 |
2015-01-16 |
| 31. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
110.97 |
1.0676 |
-0.1559 |
456 |
1 |
110.97 |
2015-01-14 |
| 32. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
110.04 |
1.0462 |
-0.1445 |
340 |
1 |
110.04 |
2015-01-16 |
| 33. |
Prior to the 1970's, because the United States had long been... |
106.53 |
0.8794 |
-0.0027 |
427 |
1 |
106.53 |
2015-01-14 |
| 34. |
The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... |
105.65 |
0.9935 |
-0.1294 |
217 |
1 |
105.65 |
2015-01-14 |
| 35. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
102.20 |
0.8880 |
-0.0533 |
296 |
1 |
102.20 |
2015-01-14 |