| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Patience, he thought. So much of this was patience - waiting... |
149.27 |
1.0665 |
0.3901 |
168 |
1 |
149.27 |
2020-01-21 |
| 2. |
Think of what you're saying, you can get it wrong and still ... |
136.70 |
1.1084 |
0.2256 |
172 |
1 |
136.70 |
2021-03-24 |
| 3. |
You fill up my senses like a night in the forest, like the m... |
134.75 |
0.9757 |
0.3392 |
162 |
1 |
134.75 |
2020-01-21 |
| 4. |
I swear, there is nothing in the world my mother is better a... |
133.50 |
1.1022 |
0.2005 |
164 |
1 |
133.50 |
2020-01-21 |
| 5. |
You are the most important thing to me now. The most importa... |
131.31 |
1.1742 |
0.1072 |
80 |
1 |
131.31 |
2025-02-15 |
| 6. |
I bet you're wondering how I knew about your plans to make m... |
129.96 |
1.0235 |
0.2447 |
158 |
1 |
129.96 |
2020-01-21 |
| 7. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
129.33 |
1.0183 |
0.2437 |
191 |
1 |
129.33 |
2022-12-07 |
| 8. |
Before he leaves the camp he stops. He scans the world outsi... |
128.58 |
1.0516 |
0.2031 |
276 |
1 |
128.58 |
2023-02-17 |
| 9. |
I'm alive in a city in a country of the world. And I want to... |
127.50 |
1.0807 |
0.1635 |
362 |
1 |
127.50 |
2021-03-24 |
| 10. |
Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways ... |
126.06 |
0.9068 |
0.3233 |
133 |
1 |
126.06 |
2020-01-21 |
| 11. |
If I ruled the world, every man would see the world was his ... |
125.53 |
1.0276 |
0.1974 |
224 |
1 |
125.53 |
2021-03-24 |
| 12. |
Why'd you come, you knew you should have stayed. I tried to ... |
124.99 |
1.0366 |
0.1831 |
164 |
1 |
124.99 |
2019-05-20 |
| 13. |
I'm a beatbox rocker. And you're dancing to my beat. I'm a b... |
123.20 |
0.9563 |
0.2459 |
208 |
1 |
123.20 |
2020-01-21 |
| 14. |
Anything which has ended is finished. That which is perfect ... |
122.99 |
1.0456 |
0.1546 |
323 |
1 |
122.99 |
2023-03-05 |
| 15. |
You think you're any different from me, or your friends, or ... |
121.93 |
1.0571 |
0.1327 |
317 |
1 |
121.93 |
2020-12-16 |
| 16. |
I remember how you said that sometimes it gets just a little... |
121.12 |
1.0962 |
0.0857 |
182 |
1 |
121.12 |
2020-12-16 |
| 17. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
120.25 |
1.0214 |
0.1520 |
166 |
1 |
120.25 |
2014-07-11 |
| 18. |
It is one thing to write as poet and another to write as a h... |
119.60 |
1.0949 |
0.0722 |
302 |
1 |
119.60 |
2021-03-24 |
| 19. |
All this time we wait on this shallow line for a martyr to s... |
118.42 |
1.0262 |
0.1294 |
296 |
1 |
118.42 |
2023-02-17 |
| 20. |
You know no one and no one knows you, and at the same time y... |
118.22 |
1.1023 |
0.0513 |
169 |
1 |
118.22 |
2021-03-24 |
| 21. |
Of course. Some circus owners are colossally rich, with hous... |
117.61 |
0.9317 |
0.2160 |
148 |
1 |
117.61 |
2020-01-21 |
| 22. |
But I believe in true love, you know? I don't believe that e... |
117.43 |
1.0676 |
0.0783 |
213 |
1 |
117.43 |
2020-01-21 |
| 23. |
When he utilizes combined energy, his fighting men become as... |
117.36 |
0.9840 |
0.1612 |
292 |
1 |
117.36 |
2021-03-24 |
| 24. |
Some feeling had started in my stomach and was traveling up ... |
117.31 |
1.0998 |
0.0449 |
199 |
1 |
117.31 |
2020-07-17 |
| 25. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, the walkin... |
116.86 |
1.0574 |
0.0829 |
205 |
1 |
116.86 |
2011-09-27 |
| 26. |
Love isn't just wanting another person the way you want to o... |
116.66 |
1.0667 |
0.0717 |
207 |
1 |
116.66 |
2023-04-25 |
| 27. |
And even though the moment passed me by, I still can't turn ... |
116.64 |
1.0227 |
0.1155 |
394 |
1 |
116.64 |
2025-02-15 |
| 28. |
Don't bother trying to explain your emotions. Live everythin... |
116.62 |
0.9895 |
0.1485 |
240 |
1 |
116.62 |
2020-01-21 |
| 29. |
Let me tell you what's gonna happen, Officer Grimly. I'm goi... |
116.57 |
1.0550 |
0.0825 |
371 |
1 |
116.57 |
2020-02-27 |
| 30. |
The proper purpose of law is to use the power of its collect... |
116.49 |
1.0325 |
0.1042 |
406 |
1 |
116.49 |
2024-01-31 |
| 31. |
Ann and I have the occasional rough patch in our relationshi... |
116.11 |
1.0142 |
0.1188 |
256 |
1 |
116.11 |
2023-04-25 |
| 32. |
Liquor dealers had to be where they could run into people wh... |
115.96 |
1.0329 |
0.0987 |
244 |
1 |
115.96 |
2025-07-10 |
| 33. |
There are times, sir, when men of good conscience cannot bli... |
115.76 |
0.9477 |
0.1819 |
237 |
1 |
115.76 |
2020-01-21 |
| 34. |
I've been up. I've been down. I've been kicked down to the g... |
115.04 |
0.9358 |
0.1868 |
204 |
1 |
115.04 |
2020-12-16 |
| 35. |
Well, I'm afraid I'm still not with you, sir, because, I mea... |
114.90 |
0.9071 |
0.2141 |
247 |
1 |
114.90 |
2020-01-21 |
| 36. |
War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer w... |
114.86 |
1.0079 |
0.1129 |
234 |
2 |
108.53 |
2022-12-07 |
| 37. |
Some things you just can't explain. You don't even try. You ... |
114.32 |
1.0087 |
0.1069 |
206 |
1 |
114.32 |
2023-02-17 |
| 38. |
You're not a mech, but you're enough of a machine to need re... |
113.02 |
0.9694 |
0.1335 |
207 |
1 |
113.02 |
2020-01-21 |
| 39. |
It's those sublime moments, when a reader who doesn't speak ... |
113.00 |
1.1067 |
-0.0040 |
275 |
1 |
113.00 |
2025-03-12 |
| 40. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
112.68 |
1.0486 |
0.0510 |
289 |
1 |
112.68 |
2012-03-29 |
| 41. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
112.41 |
1.0711 |
0.0258 |
213 |
1 |
112.41 |
2013-03-18 |
| 42. |
Dear Daddy, I write you in spite of years of silence. You cl... |
112.38 |
0.9120 |
0.1846 |
223 |
1 |
112.38 |
2020-01-21 |
| 43. |
The time has come for man to set himself a goal. The time ha... |
112.04 |
1.1068 |
-0.0135 |
393 |
1 |
112.04 |
2012-03-29 |
| 44. |
Set in Liberty City. Meltdown! It's all being shot on green ... |
111.96 |
0.9301 |
0.1624 |
234 |
1 |
111.96 |
2020-07-11 |
| 45. |
When you go on the run, the first thing you do is lay down t... |
111.80 |
1.0836 |
0.0074 |
370 |
1 |
111.80 |
2024-01-31 |
| 46. |
Oh baby, it's alright. It's alright to feel like a fat child... |
111.71 |
1.0343 |
0.0558 |
238 |
1 |
111.71 |
2020-12-16 |
| 47. |
Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bath... |
111.63 |
1.0232 |
0.0661 |
236 |
1 |
111.63 |
2012-03-29 |
| 48. |
I do not deny that what happened to us is a thing worth laug... |
111.38 |
1.0754 |
0.0115 |
197 |
1 |
111.38 |
2021-03-24 |
| 49. |
They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro... |
110.75 |
1.0795 |
0.0012 |
226 |
1 |
110.75 |
2025-03-12 |
| 50. |
They wanted me to build them a bomb so I took their plutoniu... |
110.49 |
0.9511 |
0.1271 |
208 |
1 |
110.49 |
2020-07-11 |
| 51. |
I think you're gonna find - when all this stuff is over and ... |
110.41 |
1.0615 |
0.0159 |
305 |
1 |
110.41 |
2012-11-22 |
| 52. |
Sometimes when he brushed, he felt like he was scrubbing at ... |
110.20 |
0.8760 |
0.1994 |
87 |
1 |
110.20 |
2020-01-21 |
| 53. |
Remembering you running soft through the night. You were big... |
110.13 |
1.0863 |
-0.0116 |
210 |
1 |
110.13 |
2014-08-26 |
| 54. |
When we conceive of the sweetest being ever, we are conceivi... |
109.67 |
1.1014 |
-0.0312 |
273 |
1 |
109.67 |
2011-09-27 |
| 55. |
If you want to drive a race car well, whether to win an Indy... |
109.67 |
1.0272 |
0.0430 |
405 |
2 |
104.30 |
2014-07-11 |
| 56. |
We understood each other in a way, me and my mom and my dad.... |
109.26 |
1.0088 |
0.0574 |
320 |
1 |
109.26 |
2023-04-25 |
| 57. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
108.99 |
1.0498 |
0.0138 |
180 |
1 |
108.99 |
2013-03-18 |
| 58. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
108.99 |
1.0565 |
0.0071 |
247 |
1 |
108.99 |
2014-08-26 |
| 59. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
108.54 |
1.0523 |
0.0069 |
256 |
1 |
108.54 |
2011-11-21 |
| 60. |
Your face has fallen sad now, for you know the time is nigh.... |
108.47 |
1.0917 |
-0.0332 |
243 |
1 |
108.47 |
2013-03-18 |
| 61. |
One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... |
108.44 |
0.9275 |
0.1307 |
211 |
2 |
92.38 |
2021-03-24 |
| 62. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
108.39 |
0.9710 |
0.0867 |
173 |
3 |
98.92 |
2013-03-18 |
| 63. |
A real artist must never be afraid of what other people are ... |
108.27 |
0.9641 |
0.0924 |
80 |
1 |
108.27 |
2020-01-21 |
| 64. |
Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the k... |
107.95 |
1.0391 |
0.0143 |
358 |
2 |
104.94 |
2013-03-18 |
| 65. |
It was one of those rare and beautiful days in winter when E... |
107.86 |
1.0262 |
0.0263 |
394 |
1 |
107.86 |
2025-03-12 |
| 66. |
It is not knowledge, but the act of learning, not possession... |
107.68 |
1.0184 |
0.0324 |
236 |
1 |
107.68 |
2020-12-16 |
| 67. |
As to your dead guy, occupational hazard. Drug dealer gettin... |
107.59 |
0.9567 |
0.0932 |
134 |
1 |
107.59 |
2020-01-21 |
| 68. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
107.37 |
1.0261 |
0.0216 |
273 |
1 |
107.37 |
2012-03-29 |
| 69. |
Mr. Van Doren, I'm also from New York, a different part of N... |
107.27 |
0.9329 |
0.1139 |
273 |
1 |
107.27 |
2020-01-21 |
| 70. |
The firm-foundation theory argues that each investment instr... |
106.93 |
1.0514 |
-0.0080 |
257 |
1 |
106.93 |
2025-07-10 |
| 71. |
I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book d... |
106.66 |
0.9768 |
0.0640 |
387 |
2 |
96.90 |
2014-08-26 |
| 72. |
"Oh, I almost forgot," he said. "There's a really interestin... |
106.57 |
0.9679 |
0.0720 |
440 |
1 |
106.57 |
2020-12-16 |
| 73. |
Chrono did not have a sense of futility and disorder. Everyt... |
105.62 |
0.9335 |
0.0972 |
413 |
1 |
105.62 |
2020-12-16 |
| 74. |
We have a Spanish porter at the moment, he's from Barcelona.... |
105.46 |
0.7956 |
0.2335 |
93 |
1 |
105.46 |
2020-01-21 |
| 75. |
I remember when we used to sit in the government yard in Tre... |
105.00 |
0.9965 |
0.0281 |
277 |
1 |
105.00 |
2021-03-24 |
| 76. |
We now know that most of the stars in the sky have worlds ar... |
104.92 |
1.1122 |
-0.0884 |
359 |
1 |
104.92 |
2021-03-24 |
| 77. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
104.65 |
1.0201 |
0.0011 |
375 |
1 |
104.65 |
2012-03-29 |
| 78. |
The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... |
104.59 |
0.9619 |
0.0587 |
393 |
1 |
104.59 |
2013-06-15 |
| 79. |
"F" is for friends who do stuff together. "U" is for you and... |
104.58 |
0.8885 |
0.1320 |
136 |
1 |
104.58 |
2020-12-16 |
| 80. |
I see trees of green, red roses too, I see them bloom for me... |
104.49 |
1.0489 |
-0.0293 |
249 |
1 |
104.49 |
2023-02-17 |
| 81. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
104.45 |
0.9986 |
0.0206 |
283 |
1 |
104.45 |
2011-09-27 |
| 82. |
I've been thinking lots about my life and how quick I'd wash... |
104.17 |
1.0533 |
-0.0368 |
257 |
1 |
104.17 |
2014-08-26 |
| 83. |
If I ruled the world every day would be the first day of spr... |
104.00 |
1.0646 |
-0.0497 |
316 |
1 |
104.00 |
2024-01-31 |
| 84. |
Now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces, I'll pull out m... |
103.97 |
1.0261 |
-0.0115 |
410 |
1 |
103.97 |
2012-03-29 |
| 85. |
We often believe the more we practice a skill or technique -... |
103.86 |
0.9907 |
0.0228 |
397 |
1 |
103.86 |
2014-07-11 |
| 86. |
Gardeners know how to grow top-notch crops. They determine w... |
103.71 |
1.0090 |
0.0030 |
282 |
1 |
103.71 |
2013-03-18 |
| 87. |
I love bagels even though they are one of mankind's most dan... |
103.71 |
1.0379 |
-0.0259 |
321 |
2 |
103.43 |
2025-02-15 |
| 88. |
Death is but crossing the world, as friends do the seas; the... |
103.68 |
1.0429 |
-0.0312 |
416 |
1 |
103.68 |
2021-03-24 |
| 89. |
Somebody said you got a new friend. But does she love you be... |
103.18 |
1.0080 |
-0.0011 |
227 |
1 |
103.18 |
2025-02-15 |
| 90. |
Buster so excelled at being neither seen nor heard that he r... |
102.96 |
0.9529 |
0.0518 |
154 |
1 |
102.96 |
2020-02-27 |
| 91. |
Once you get into the processed foods you have to be a fairl... |
102.91 |
1.0531 |
-0.0489 |
272 |
1 |
102.91 |
2011-09-27 |
| 92. |
The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... |
102.88 |
1.0254 |
-0.0215 |
217 |
1 |
102.88 |
2012-03-29 |
| 93. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
102.88 |
1.0613 |
-0.0574 |
266 |
1 |
102.88 |
2014-07-11 |
| 94. |
A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. ... |
102.60 |
1.0387 |
-0.0375 |
239 |
1 |
102.60 |
2021-03-24 |
| 95. |
What's in your eyes 'cause they talk to me. They know how to... |
102.58 |
1.0277 |
-0.0267 |
373 |
1 |
102.58 |
2020-12-16 |
| 96. |
And can you feel the love tonight, it is where we are. It's ... |
102.08 |
0.9338 |
0.0623 |
116 |
1 |
102.08 |
2019-05-20 |
| 97. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
101.95 |
0.9965 |
-0.0016 |
310 |
1 |
101.95 |
2012-03-29 |
| 98. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
101.52 |
1.0396 |
-0.0489 |
149 |
1 |
101.52 |
2013-03-18 |
| 99. |
Don't practice too much at first, or you're likely to develo... |
101.45 |
1.0141 |
-0.0241 |
381 |
1 |
101.45 |
2012-03-29 |
| 100. |
You are too generous to trifle with me. If your feelings are... |
101.24 |
1.0489 |
-0.0610 |
217 |
1 |
101.24 |
2020-12-16 |
| 101. |
I never wanted to become someone like him. So secure, conten... |
101.06 |
1.0519 |
-0.0657 |
245 |
1 |
101.06 |
2024-02-03 |
| 102. |
Who is this guy using my dead friend's tired movie quotes wi... |
100.86 |
0.9023 |
0.0819 |
193 |
1 |
100.86 |
2020-01-21 |
| 103. |
It is impossible to kill an enemy. You may end a man's life,... |
100.80 |
0.9693 |
0.0143 |
382 |
1 |
100.80 |
2020-07-17 |
| 104. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
100.30 |
0.8533 |
0.1255 |
232 |
1 |
100.30 |
2020-01-21 |
| 105. |
It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes ... |
100.28 |
1.0297 |
-0.0511 |
249 |
1 |
100.28 |
2012-05-16 |
| 106. |
Deserves it! I daresay he does. Many that live deserve death... |
100.14 |
0.9581 |
0.0191 |
219 |
1 |
100.14 |
2020-12-16 |
| 107. |
Turn me loose from your hands, let me fly to distant lands o... |
100.10 |
1.0636 |
-0.0868 |
164 |
1 |
100.10 |
2024-01-31 |
| 108. |
A life is made up of a great number of small incidents and a... |
100.06 |
0.9848 |
-0.0084 |
305 |
1 |
100.06 |
2019-05-20 |
| 109. |
Jalabhar Xho was all in feathers, plumage so fantastic and e... |
99.96 |
0.9500 |
0.0254 |
113 |
2 |
91.31 |
2023-04-25 |
| 110. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
99.72 |
1.0390 |
-0.0659 |
205 |
1 |
99.72 |
2012-11-22 |
| 111. |
There is no physical separation after the slicing, so that e... |
99.70 |
1.0173 |
-0.0444 |
268 |
1 |
99.70 |
2014-07-11 |
| 112. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
99.69 |
1.0796 |
-0.1068 |
129 |
1 |
99.69 |
2011-09-27 |
| 113. |
For just one second, look at your life and see how perfect i... |
99.66 |
1.0621 |
-0.0896 |
328 |
1 |
99.66 |
2023-04-25 |
| 114. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
99.53 |
1.0595 |
-0.0883 |
379 |
1 |
99.53 |
2014-07-22 |
| 115. |
A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were worki... |
99.37 |
0.9831 |
-0.0134 |
469 |
1 |
99.37 |
2011-06-26 |
| 116. |
But pure, unadulterated feelings are dangerous in their own ... |
99.28 |
1.0154 |
-0.0466 |
420 |
1 |
99.28 |
2020-03-27 |
| 117. |
Oh, they all did, sire. There they were in the dark; the Duk... |
99.28 |
0.9085 |
0.0603 |
343 |
1 |
99.28 |
2020-07-11 |
| 118. |
The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... |
99.13 |
1.0340 |
-0.0667 |
406 |
1 |
99.13 |
2012-07-22 |
| 119. |
Whatever happened to the values of humanity? Whatever happen... |
99.10 |
1.0064 |
-0.0394 |
296 |
1 |
99.10 |
2024-01-31 |
| 120. |
Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by hav... |
98.91 |
1.0154 |
-0.0502 |
351 |
2 |
98.44 |
2014-07-11 |
| 121. |
As customers of all races, nationalities, and cultures visit... |
98.78 |
0.9898 |
-0.0259 |
353 |
1 |
98.78 |
2014-08-26 |
| 122. |
Nothing drives people to the church faster than the thought ... |
98.78 |
0.9722 |
-0.0083 |
276 |
1 |
98.78 |
2020-12-16 |
| 123. |
It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... |
98.67 |
0.8722 |
0.0906 |
285 |
1 |
98.67 |
2012-01-11 |
| 124. |
Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herr... |
98.59 |
0.9033 |
0.0588 |
239 |
1 |
98.59 |
2020-12-16 |
| 125. |
You ask Raymond what he does for a living and he says, "I br... |
98.57 |
1.0264 |
-0.0645 |
422 |
1 |
98.57 |
2014-08-26 |
| 126. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
98.56 |
1.0213 |
-0.0595 |
240 |
1 |
98.56 |
2012-03-29 |
| 127. |
I saw Bigfoot once. 1951, back in Sequoia National Park. Had... |
98.43 |
0.8156 |
0.1449 |
166 |
1 |
98.43 |
2020-02-27 |
| 128. |
For a moment the last sunshine fell with romantic affection ... |
98.42 |
0.9907 |
-0.0303 |
260 |
1 |
98.42 |
2025-02-15 |
| 129. |
I'll dive in the sky. Oh, the waters alive! I'll float down ... |
98.33 |
0.9449 |
0.0146 |
170 |
1 |
98.33 |
2025-02-15 |
| 130. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
97.99 |
0.9293 |
0.0269 |
355 |
2 |
96.28 |
2020-12-16 |
| 131. |
Rhymes trap you into saying things you don't want to say. A ... |
97.97 |
1.0292 |
-0.0732 |
262 |
1 |
97.97 |
2012-11-22 |
| 132. |
For the first time in a long time I thought about Maman. I f... |
97.85 |
1.0207 |
-0.0659 |
438 |
1 |
97.85 |
2020-02-27 |
| 133. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
97.74 |
1.0033 |
-0.0495 |
189 |
1 |
97.74 |
2012-04-08 |
| 134. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
97.66 |
0.9339 |
0.0191 |
310 |
1 |
97.66 |
2014-08-26 |
| 135. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
97.50 |
0.9844 |
-0.0330 |
293 |
1 |
97.50 |
2011-09-27 |
| 136. |
Every night, I live and die, feel the party to my bones. Wat... |
97.14 |
1.0165 |
-0.0686 |
169 |
1 |
97.14 |
2020-07-11 |
| 137. |
In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very lit... |
97.09 |
1.0009 |
-0.0535 |
584 |
1 |
97.09 |
2021-03-24 |
| 138. |
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy a... |
96.94 |
0.8996 |
0.0464 |
192 |
1 |
96.94 |
2011-09-27 |
| 139. |
Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
96.87 |
1.0109 |
-0.0656 |
276 |
1 |
96.87 |
2012-03-29 |
| 140. |
Perhaps the most successful disciple of the Graham and Dodd ... |
96.70 |
0.9345 |
0.0091 |
268 |
1 |
96.70 |
2021-03-24 |
| 141. |
Sometimes you concentrate more on racing the cars around you... |
96.31 |
1.0968 |
-0.1570 |
365 |
2 |
94.34 |
2012-11-22 |
| 142. |
You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue... |
96.04 |
1.0043 |
-0.0671 |
203 |
2 |
95.15 |
2024-01-31 |
| 143. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
95.70 |
0.9697 |
-0.0358 |
249 |
1 |
95.70 |
2011-09-27 |
| 144. |
Well, when I came home from school my head started to get re... |
95.69 |
1.0234 |
-0.0896 |
309 |
1 |
95.69 |
2023-02-17 |
| 145. |
Everything happens for a reason. The system will be assessin... |
95.65 |
1.0305 |
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222 |
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95.65 |
2020-07-17 |
| 146. |
Is there a cure among us from this processed sanity? I weake... |
95.40 |
0.9525 |
-0.0216 |
179 |
1 |
95.40 |
2020-07-17 |
| 147. |
I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud internet connec... |
95.31 |
0.8300 |
0.1001 |
208 |
1 |
95.31 |
2020-12-16 |
| 148. |
Man, do not pride yourself on your superiority to the animal... |
94.76 |
1.0278 |
-0.1031 |
257 |
1 |
94.76 |
2020-12-16 |
| 149. |
When I lay with you I could stay there. Close my eyes, feel ... |
94.63 |
1.0111 |
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257 |
1 |
94.63 |
2021-03-24 |
| 150. |
When the shoes first fell from the sky, he remembered thinki... |
94.50 |
1.0181 |
-0.0959 |
170 |
1 |
94.50 |
2020-12-16 |
| 151. |
Who, if I cried out, would hear me among the angels' hierarc... |
94.37 |
0.9410 |
-0.0201 |
337 |
1 |
94.37 |
2020-12-16 |
| 152. |
Everything we hold dear likewise resolves into its original ... |
94.37 |
1.0177 |
-0.0968 |
392 |
1 |
94.37 |
2012-04-08 |
| 153. |
Having endured the racial turmoil of the Civil Rights Moveme... |
94.31 |
0.9651 |
-0.0448 |
389 |
1 |
94.31 |
2011-11-21 |
| 154. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
94.13 |
0.9884 |
-0.0699 |
233 |
1 |
94.13 |
2014-07-22 |
| 155. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
93.89 |
1.0352 |
-0.1190 |
341 |
1 |
93.89 |
2012-06-11 |
| 156. |
Although the United Nations does not have the power to enfor... |
93.60 |
1.0284 |
-0.1150 |
282 |
1 |
93.60 |
2014-07-11 |
| 157. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
93.45 |
0.8595 |
0.0524 |
242 |
1 |
93.45 |
2020-07-17 |
| 158. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
93.06 |
1.0668 |
-0.1587 |
350 |
1 |
93.06 |
2011-09-30 |
| 159. |
A zealot might be, for instance, an individual with a person... |
92.93 |
1.0150 |
-0.1082 |
325 |
1 |
92.93 |
2024-01-31 |
| 160. |
She was a genius of sadness, immersing herself in it, separa... |
92.86 |
0.9176 |
-0.0114 |
365 |
1 |
92.86 |
2011-11-21 |
| 161. |
For this is what it means to be a king: to be first in every... |
92.56 |
1.0271 |
-0.1239 |
276 |
1 |
92.56 |
2020-12-16 |
| 162. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
92.53 |
0.9578 |
-0.0549 |
281 |
1 |
92.53 |
2014-08-26 |
| 163. |
Imagine this: Here we are, a plane full of grown human being... |
90.98 |
0.9631 |
-0.0753 |
345 |
1 |
90.98 |
2012-06-11 |
| 164. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
90.80 |
0.9758 |
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314 |
1 |
90.80 |
2012-11-22 |
| 165. |
No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece ... |
90.42 |
0.9635 |
-0.0812 |
389 |
1 |
90.42 |
2011-09-27 |
| 166. |
Come on, you poor unfortunate soul. Go ahead, make your choi... |
90.28 |
0.8687 |
0.0123 |
150 |
1 |
90.28 |
2020-01-21 |
| 167. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
90.06 |
1.0203 |
-0.1415 |
261 |
1 |
90.06 |
2011-09-27 |
| 168. |
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a b... |
89.62 |
0.9353 |
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435 |
1 |
89.62 |
2020-01-21 |
| 169. |
Lethal Lava Land is in a state of perpetual volcanic upheava... |
89.54 |
0.9358 |
-0.0620 |
392 |
1 |
89.54 |
2020-12-16 |
| 170. |
In many ways, Cobb and Jaramillo were exceptional figures. C... |
88.92 |
0.8838 |
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732 |
1 |
88.92 |
2020-12-16 |
| 171. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
88.77 |
1.0138 |
-0.1476 |
231 |
1 |
88.77 |
2012-05-16 |
| 172. |
Here we go, off the rails, don't you know it's time to raise... |
87.54 |
1.0173 |
-0.1631 |
208 |
1 |
87.54 |
2023-04-25 |
| 173. |
The odds are that you will generally meet the worst of them.... |
87.36 |
1.0941 |
-0.2416 |
256 |
1 |
87.36 |
2014-08-26 |
| 174. |
It may seem quite novelistic to you, and I am willing to agr... |
87.36 |
0.9529 |
-0.1004 |
269 |
1 |
87.36 |
2025-03-12 |
| 175. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
87.26 |
0.9614 |
-0.1099 |
292 |
1 |
87.26 |
2012-11-22 |
| 176. |
And though my journeys did take me to a great many states, a... |
86.93 |
0.9994 |
-0.1511 |
269 |
1 |
86.93 |
2014-07-11 |
| 177. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
86.75 |
0.9843 |
-0.1378 |
234 |
1 |
86.75 |
2023-02-17 |
| 178. |
Pulp: 1. A soft, moist, shapeless mass or matter. 2. A magaz... |
86.64 |
0.9155 |
-0.0700 |
168 |
1 |
86.64 |
2012-04-08 |
| 179. |
Padre, these are subtleties! We are not concerned with motiv... |
86.21 |
0.9398 |
-0.0985 |
419 |
1 |
86.21 |
2012-05-16 |
| 180. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
85.78 |
1.0029 |
-0.1658 |
209 |
1 |
85.78 |
2014-07-11 |
| 181. |
To be sure, when an analyst says "buy" he may mean "hold," a... |
85.52 |
0.8203 |
0.0142 |
171 |
1 |
85.52 |
2020-01-21 |
| 182. |
Well this seems to be a waste of my time. That is nine hundr... |
85.36 |
0.9731 |
-0.1401 |
307 |
1 |
85.36 |
2025-03-12 |
| 183. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
84.89 |
1.0529 |
-0.2245 |
351 |
1 |
84.89 |
2014-08-26 |
| 184. |
Alfred Hitchcock once said, "Drama is life with the dull bit... |
84.86 |
0.9632 |
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345 |
1 |
84.86 |
2014-07-22 |
| 185. |
Alphabet bars commandeering deeper exposition forging gramma... |
84.68 |
0.7880 |
0.0383 |
368 |
1 |
84.68 |
2020-03-27 |
| 186. |
It was an effect of light: quick sunlight dappling, yellow l... |
84.62 |
0.9376 |
-0.1119 |
360 |
1 |
84.62 |
2011-09-30 |
| 187. |
Me? Not at all. Remember: I'll do the talking. You sit there... |
84.17 |
0.8930 |
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271 |
1 |
84.17 |
2020-02-27 |
| 188. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
82.80 |
1.0797 |
-0.2717 |
210 |
1 |
82.80 |
2011-09-27 |
| 189. |
There are perhaps twenty regular posters on the forum, and s... |
81.75 |
1.0709 |
-0.2732 |
392 |
1 |
81.75 |
2012-11-22 |
| 190. |
Always seems to me you only see what people want you to see.... |
73.68 |
1.0417 |
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171 |
1 |
73.68 |
2020-12-16 |
| 191. |
As the netted bag says, this potato was grown in Idaho, that... |
64.71 |
0.9371 |
-0.3056 |
318 |
1 |
64.71 |
2012-03-29 |
| 192. |
Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bu... |
51.64 |
0.9148 |
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317 |
1 |
51.64 |
2011-09-27 |
| 193. |
Reading books doesn't make you smarter. Reading smart books ... |
35.54 |
0.9287 |
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115 |
1 |
35.54 |
2022-12-07 |
| 194. |
Heroes and villains both thrive on violence, but we're still... |
32.19 |
0.8211 |
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249 |
1 |
32.19 |
2020-01-21 |