| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... |
140.16 |
0.9027 |
0.3814 |
189 |
1 |
140.16 |
2011-02-18 |
| 2. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
133.75 |
0.9927 |
0.2324 |
234 |
4 |
113.93 |
2011-10-13 |
| 3. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
133.73 |
1.0472 |
0.1748 |
149 |
1 |
133.73 |
2009-08-05 |
| 4. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
133.19 |
1.1070 |
0.1152 |
265 |
4 |
122.00 |
2011-05-08 |
| 5. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
131.97 |
1.0130 |
0.1991 |
288 |
1 |
131.97 |
2011-02-18 |
| 6. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
131.29 |
0.9680 |
0.2378 |
256 |
4 |
111.33 |
2011-05-08 |
| 7. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
128.95 |
1.0638 |
0.1183 |
247 |
3 |
117.86 |
2011-02-18 |
| 8. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
128.61 |
1.0279 |
0.1474 |
172 |
4 |
106.55 |
2011-10-25 |
| 9. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
127.81 |
1.0341 |
0.1389 |
273 |
3 |
125.46 |
2009-11-22 |
| 10. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
127.56 |
1.0960 |
0.0794 |
315 |
2 |
124.88 |
2011-10-13 |
| 11. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
126.29 |
1.0462 |
0.1164 |
340 |
3 |
116.84 |
2009-11-22 |
| 12. |
I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... |
126.11 |
1.0686 |
0.0929 |
354 |
6 |
112.56 |
2011-10-25 |
| 13. |
The pathology of setting a deadline to the earliest articula... |
125.81 |
0.9842 |
0.1731 |
335 |
4 |
107.78 |
2011-10-25 |
| 14. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
125.64 |
1.0387 |
0.1191 |
333 |
1 |
125.64 |
2009-11-22 |
| 15. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
125.57 |
1.0106 |
0.1413 |
302 |
1 |
125.57 |
2009-11-22 |
| 16. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
125.49 |
1.0557 |
0.0977 |
289 |
3 |
108.70 |
2009-11-22 |
| 17. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
125.37 |
1.0800 |
0.0682 |
213 |
5 |
105.98 |
2009-03-25 |
| 18. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
125.07 |
1.0865 |
0.0616 |
237 |
1 |
125.07 |
2008-11-18 |
| 19. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
124.67 |
1.0250 |
0.1225 |
271 |
3 |
114.60 |
2011-05-08 |
| 20. |
Sholes consulted with an educator who helped him analyze the... |
124.42 |
0.9603 |
0.1875 |
430 |
2 |
115.07 |
2011-10-13 |
| 21. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
124.14 |
0.9128 |
0.2241 |
237 |
2 |
115.32 |
2008-08-25 |
| 22. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
123.83 |
1.0682 |
0.0698 |
266 |
3 |
113.54 |
2008-09-11 |
| 23. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
123.29 |
1.0881 |
0.0399 |
210 |
8 |
111.98 |
2009-03-20 |
| 24. |
We were playing checkers. I used to kid her once in a while ... |
123.21 |
1.0302 |
0.1151 |
550 |
1 |
123.21 |
2011-02-18 |
| 25. |
I don't want to go in there. He's a dangerous bastard. Taken... |
122.75 |
0.9353 |
0.1986 |
174 |
4 |
117.13 |
2008-08-25 |
| 26. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
122.70 |
0.9704 |
0.1560 |
254 |
1 |
122.70 |
2011-10-25 |
| 27. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
122.13 |
1.0511 |
0.0719 |
252 |
1 |
122.13 |
2011-10-25 |
| 28. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
121.56 |
1.0561 |
0.0579 |
227 |
3 |
111.67 |
2009-11-22 |
| 29. |
Typing competitions provided another test of the Qwerty keyb... |
121.51 |
0.9609 |
0.1594 |
331 |
2 |
106.54 |
2011-10-25 |
| 30. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
121.45 |
1.1086 |
0.0067 |
233 |
2 |
115.14 |
2009-11-22 |
| 31. |
Mac knew the score even if Aunt Ella didn't. Shot through th... |
121.11 |
0.9749 |
0.1460 |
337 |
1 |
121.11 |
2011-10-13 |
| 32. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
120.62 |
0.9841 |
0.1198 |
217 |
4 |
96.87 |
2011-05-08 |
| 33. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
120.10 |
0.9763 |
0.1256 |
143 |
1 |
120.10 |
2011-02-17 |
| 34. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
120.09 |
0.9810 |
0.1263 |
362 |
5 |
109.69 |
2009-08-05 |
| 35. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
120.08 |
1.0901 |
0.0142 |
288 |
2 |
117.74 |
2011-02-17 |
| 36. |
The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... |
119.98 |
0.9935 |
0.1100 |
217 |
1 |
119.98 |
2011-05-08 |
| 37. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
119.68 |
1.0615 |
0.0341 |
201 |
6 |
110.20 |
2008-09-14 |
| 38. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
119.67 |
1.0101 |
0.0902 |
336 |
1 |
119.67 |
2011-05-08 |
| 39. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
119.62 |
0.9829 |
0.1144 |
229 |
2 |
112.52 |
2008-08-22 |
| 40. |
Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the k... |
119.11 |
1.0450 |
0.0536 |
358 |
4 |
111.70 |
2009-11-22 |
| 41. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
118.60 |
1.0466 |
0.0416 |
230 |
2 |
118.25 |
2009-11-29 |
| 42. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
118.57 |
0.9915 |
0.0959 |
281 |
3 |
104.86 |
2009-05-22 |
| 43. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
118.47 |
1.0607 |
0.0295 |
357 |
4 |
110.88 |
2008-09-15 |
| 44. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
117.95 |
0.9756 |
0.1063 |
223 |
5 |
109.74 |
2011-02-18 |
| 45. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
117.94 |
1.0082 |
0.0693 |
212 |
1 |
117.94 |
2008-11-18 |
| 46. |
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... |
117.62 |
0.9909 |
0.0925 |
334 |
1 |
117.62 |
2011-02-17 |
| 47. |
They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro... |
117.56 |
1.0585 |
0.0233 |
226 |
1 |
117.56 |
2011-02-17 |
| 48. |
You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens... |
117.55 |
0.9515 |
0.1375 |
334 |
1 |
117.55 |
2011-05-08 |
| 49. |
I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book d... |
117.43 |
0.9833 |
0.0969 |
387 |
4 |
103.50 |
2011-10-25 |
| 50. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
117.40 |
1.0464 |
0.0361 |
294 |
1 |
117.40 |
2008-12-24 |
| 51. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
117.26 |
1.0165 |
0.0589 |
316 |
1 |
117.26 |
2009-11-22 |
| 52. |
Groups of illegal miners smuggle themselves down in freight ... |
117.23 |
1.0124 |
0.0688 |
275 |
1 |
117.23 |
2011-02-18 |
| 53. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
117.17 |
1.0135 |
0.0652 |
358 |
3 |
98.44 |
2009-11-29 |
| 54. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
117.06 |
0.9339 |
0.1463 |
317 |
7 |
98.43 |
2009-08-05 |
| 55. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
116.83 |
1.0411 |
0.0330 |
341 |
5 |
106.33 |
2008-09-15 |
| 56. |
We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all... |
116.78 |
0.9917 |
0.0822 |
317 |
4 |
109.14 |
2011-10-25 |
| 57. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
116.28 |
1.0672 |
-0.0012 |
239 |
1 |
116.28 |
2008-11-18 |
| 58. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
116.23 |
1.0576 |
0.0063 |
231 |
3 |
106.46 |
2008-12-24 |
| 59. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
116.11 |
1.0403 |
0.0236 |
234 |
3 |
107.81 |
2008-09-14 |
| 60. |
Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
115.83 |
1.0181 |
0.0462 |
276 |
2 |
110.50 |
2008-08-25 |
| 61. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
115.63 |
0.9583 |
0.1034 |
237 |
5 |
107.03 |
2008-09-10 |
| 62. |
Ezekiel twenty-five, seventeen: The path of the righteous ma... |
115.34 |
0.9519 |
0.1105 |
323 |
4 |
101.88 |
2009-11-29 |
| 63. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
115.25 |
1.0199 |
0.0340 |
225 |
3 |
106.04 |
2009-11-22 |
| 64. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
114.78 |
1.0777 |
-0.0265 |
226 |
2 |
107.94 |
2008-08-22 |
| 65. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
114.68 |
1.0197 |
0.0309 |
204 |
4 |
105.75 |
2008-08-22 |
| 66. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
114.08 |
1.0600 |
-0.0128 |
351 |
3 |
111.04 |
2011-02-18 |
| 67. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
113.97 |
1.0095 |
0.0350 |
211 |
3 |
106.19 |
2011-05-08 |
| 68. |
I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... |
113.84 |
0.9996 |
0.0526 |
483 |
2 |
107.20 |
2008-08-25 |
| 69. |
In short order, Carter then proceeded to kill any chance he ... |
113.69 |
0.9284 |
0.1186 |
346 |
2 |
111.13 |
2011-02-18 |
| 70. |
The world of typing has changed. In the 1970s, every busines... |
113.66 |
0.9604 |
0.0805 |
285 |
1 |
113.66 |
2011-02-17 |
| 71. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
113.62 |
0.9787 |
0.0673 |
364 |
3 |
101.97 |
2011-02-18 |
| 72. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
113.57 |
1.0427 |
0.0004 |
269 |
2 |
105.61 |
2009-11-22 |
| 73. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
113.56 |
0.9422 |
0.0948 |
190 |
2 |
110.23 |
2009-11-22 |
| 74. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
113.36 |
1.0060 |
0.0349 |
225 |
2 |
104.00 |
2008-08-26 |
| 75. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
113.26 |
1.0267 |
0.0157 |
261 |
4 |
105.99 |
2009-08-05 |
| 76. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
113.24 |
1.0094 |
0.0298 |
256 |
3 |
106.79 |
2008-11-18 |
| 77. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
113.22 |
0.9434 |
0.1000 |
367 |
3 |
106.92 |
2008-09-14 |
| 78. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
113.10 |
1.0800 |
-0.0492 |
129 |
1 |
113.10 |
2009-03-25 |
| 79. |
Today, computers have taken this ancient art out of the craf... |
112.87 |
0.9930 |
0.0517 |
350 |
2 |
108.52 |
2011-05-08 |
| 80. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
112.51 |
0.9974 |
0.0311 |
163 |
2 |
100.30 |
2009-11-22 |
| 81. |
The sooner your kids appreciate the value of work, the more ... |
112.34 |
1.0461 |
-0.0105 |
286 |
1 |
112.34 |
2011-02-18 |
| 82. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
112.25 |
1.0189 |
0.0105 |
290 |
4 |
100.43 |
2008-09-17 |
| 83. |
"This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... |
111.96 |
0.9135 |
0.1226 |
393 |
1 |
111.96 |
2011-02-18 |
| 84. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
111.23 |
1.0432 |
-0.0220 |
276 |
2 |
106.83 |
2008-09-11 |
| 85. |
Excellent. He's enterprising, aggressive, outgoing, young, b... |
111.14 |
0.8964 |
0.1204 |
199 |
6 |
93.70 |
2011-10-13 |
| 86. |
Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... |
110.97 |
1.0498 |
-0.0304 |
261 |
1 |
110.97 |
2008-11-18 |
| 87. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
110.82 |
0.9885 |
0.0284 |
355 |
4 |
105.49 |
2008-09-15 |
| 88. |
He was rough around the edges. He'd been to school, but neve... |
110.79 |
1.0111 |
0.0176 |
452 |
2 |
102.46 |
2009-11-22 |
| 89. |
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... |
110.57 |
0.9801 |
0.0341 |
289 |
2 |
103.07 |
2008-08-22 |
| 90. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
110.54 |
1.0476 |
-0.0428 |
110 |
1 |
110.54 |
2009-03-25 |
| 91. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
110.45 |
1.0479 |
-0.0361 |
205 |
1 |
110.45 |
2008-12-24 |
| 92. |
After removal from the oven, the pizza is sliced and plated ... |
110.41 |
1.0063 |
0.0116 |
293 |
2 |
100.94 |
2011-05-08 |
| 93. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
110.20 |
1.0125 |
-0.0063 |
171 |
1 |
110.20 |
2008-12-24 |
| 94. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
110.13 |
0.9503 |
0.0534 |
211 |
2 |
104.91 |
2009-05-22 |
| 95. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
110.11 |
0.9866 |
0.0240 |
308 |
3 |
101.43 |
2009-11-29 |
| 96. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
109.96 |
0.9922 |
0.0172 |
264 |
1 |
109.96 |
2008-08-19 |
| 97. |
In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All th... |
109.71 |
0.9143 |
0.0932 |
300 |
5 |
97.31 |
2008-12-25 |
| 98. |
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... |
109.69 |
0.9890 |
0.0212 |
272 |
2 |
108.46 |
2009-11-29 |
| 99. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
109.41 |
0.9909 |
0.0175 |
293 |
3 |
103.52 |
2008-09-14 |
| 100. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
109.40 |
0.9963 |
0.0050 |
274 |
1 |
109.40 |
2008-11-18 |
| 101. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
109.30 |
1.0481 |
-0.0531 |
255 |
2 |
83.24 |
2008-08-22 |
| 102. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
109.28 |
1.0628 |
-0.0582 |
363 |
3 |
106.25 |
2009-11-22 |
| 103. |
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy a... |
109.23 |
0.9070 |
0.0903 |
192 |
6 |
99.52 |
2011-02-18 |
| 104. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
109.15 |
0.9957 |
0.0097 |
323 |
2 |
108.23 |
2011-10-25 |
| 105. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
108.80 |
1.0601 |
-0.0652 |
256 |
2 |
107.99 |
2008-08-22 |
| 106. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
108.54 |
1.0487 |
-0.0552 |
253 |
1 |
108.54 |
2009-05-22 |
| 107. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
108.47 |
1.0362 |
-0.0348 |
437 |
3 |
104.86 |
2008-09-14 |
| 108. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
108.30 |
0.9332 |
0.0617 |
295 |
1 |
108.30 |
2009-08-05 |
| 109. |
The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... |
108.24 |
1.0404 |
-0.0425 |
406 |
2 |
105.73 |
2008-09-13 |
| 110. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
108.11 |
1.0567 |
-0.0652 |
314 |
1 |
108.11 |
2008-09-11 |
| 111. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
108.06 |
1.0540 |
-0.0677 |
184 |
2 |
101.58 |
2008-09-13 |
| 112. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
107.99 |
0.8986 |
0.0903 |
205 |
3 |
98.08 |
2008-11-18 |
| 113. |
Gardeners know how to grow top-notch crops. They determine w... |
107.99 |
0.9801 |
0.0187 |
282 |
1 |
107.99 |
2009-11-22 |
| 114. |
In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba ... |
107.96 |
0.8993 |
0.0939 |
366 |
6 |
99.94 |
2011-02-18 |
| 115. |
A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were worki... |
107.80 |
0.9885 |
0.0071 |
469 |
1 |
107.80 |
2008-11-18 |
| 116. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
107.40 |
1.0639 |
-0.0776 |
303 |
2 |
102.60 |
2008-09-13 |
| 117. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
107.14 |
0.9839 |
-0.0013 |
308 |
2 |
104.72 |
2008-08-25 |
| 118. |
The day dawned bleak and chill, a moving wall of gray light ... |
107.04 |
0.9644 |
0.0206 |
398 |
1 |
107.04 |
2008-09-15 |
| 119. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
106.91 |
0.9678 |
0.0172 |
392 |
1 |
106.91 |
2008-09-15 |
| 120. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
106.81 |
0.9538 |
0.0258 |
276 |
4 |
103.96 |
2008-11-18 |
| 121. |
Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... |
106.70 |
0.9271 |
0.0541 |
323 |
1 |
106.70 |
2011-05-08 |
| 122. |
You have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Whea... |
106.62 |
0.9740 |
0.0073 |
371 |
2 |
104.10 |
2008-09-17 |
| 123. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
106.49 |
1.0529 |
-0.0735 |
373 |
2 |
103.82 |
2008-08-22 |
| 124. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
106.25 |
0.9780 |
-0.0096 |
173 |
1 |
106.25 |
2008-09-10 |
| 125. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
106.20 |
1.0016 |
-0.0291 |
217 |
3 |
100.68 |
2011-02-18 |
| 126. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
106.13 |
0.8936 |
0.0788 |
346 |
6 |
98.35 |
2011-10-13 |
| 127. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
105.83 |
1.0035 |
-0.0322 |
310 |
2 |
103.49 |
2008-08-22 |
| 128. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
105.38 |
1.0079 |
-0.0423 |
273 |
2 |
104.84 |
2008-08-22 |
| 129. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
105.18 |
1.0590 |
-0.0954 |
250 |
2 |
104.31 |
2008-09-10 |
| 130. |
This planet has, or rather had, a problem, which was this: m... |
105.14 |
1.0543 |
-0.0877 |
360 |
1 |
105.14 |
2009-11-22 |
| 131. |
According to the popular story, the keyboard invented by Aug... |
105.05 |
0.9029 |
0.0633 |
393 |
2 |
97.90 |
2011-10-13 |
| 132. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
104.85 |
1.0018 |
-0.0398 |
246 |
1 |
104.85 |
2009-05-22 |
| 133. |
She was a genius of sadness, immersing herself in it, separa... |
104.78 |
0.8974 |
0.0755 |
365 |
1 |
104.78 |
2011-02-18 |
| 134. |
However, let us leave aside the philosophical, social, and e... |
104.76 |
0.9524 |
0.0241 |
410 |
2 |
102.47 |
2011-05-08 |
| 135. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
104.70 |
0.9827 |
-0.0215 |
314 |
1 |
104.70 |
2009-11-29 |
| 136. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
104.66 |
1.0103 |
-0.0561 |
209 |
1 |
104.66 |
2009-11-22 |
| 137. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
104.55 |
0.9424 |
0.0190 |
320 |
1 |
104.55 |
2011-05-08 |
| 138. |
The creation ends in South Georgia, at the very edge of the ... |
104.49 |
1.0057 |
-0.0445 |
382 |
3 |
103.51 |
2008-09-11 |
| 139. |
Do you know why they call him Franky "Four Fingers" Doug? Be... |
104.38 |
0.8792 |
0.0891 |
214 |
4 |
98.60 |
2008-09-13 |
| 140. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
104.34 |
0.9402 |
0.0149 |
310 |
2 |
100.79 |
2009-05-10 |
| 141. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
104.21 |
0.9927 |
-0.0363 |
276 |
1 |
104.21 |
2008-08-19 |
| 142. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
103.94 |
1.0006 |
-0.0473 |
311 |
3 |
99.49 |
2008-08-22 |
| 143. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
103.64 |
0.9632 |
-0.0115 |
287 |
1 |
103.64 |
2008-11-18 |
| 144. |
A giant inverted steel pyramid is perfectly balanced on its ... |
103.47 |
0.9957 |
-0.0470 |
323 |
3 |
101.47 |
2008-09-13 |
| 145. |
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something differe... |
103.21 |
0.9931 |
-0.0421 |
339 |
1 |
103.21 |
2008-08-22 |
| 146. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
103.21 |
0.8880 |
0.0586 |
296 |
2 |
100.50 |
2008-09-10 |
| 147. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
102.90 |
1.0028 |
-0.0602 |
259 |
1 |
102.90 |
2008-11-18 |
| 148. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
102.87 |
0.9931 |
-0.0536 |
218 |
1 |
102.87 |
2008-08-18 |
| 149. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
102.77 |
1.0426 |
-0.1041 |
131 |
2 |
100.63 |
2009-05-22 |
| 150. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
102.65 |
0.9636 |
-0.0236 |
281 |
2 |
99.97 |
2009-03-20 |
| 151. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
102.60 |
1.0736 |
-0.1301 |
350 |
2 |
95.83 |
2008-09-13 |
| 152. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
102.47 |
1.0059 |
-0.0650 |
283 |
2 |
101.91 |
2008-12-24 |
| 153. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
102.44 |
0.9948 |
-0.0565 |
233 |
2 |
98.28 |
2009-03-20 |
| 154. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
102.43 |
0.9980 |
-0.0565 |
295 |
1 |
102.43 |
2008-09-10 |
| 155. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
102.42 |
0.9650 |
-0.0231 |
347 |
2 |
100.07 |
2009-05-22 |
| 156. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
102.33 |
0.9299 |
0.0001 |
168 |
3 |
96.59 |
2009-05-22 |
| 157. |
No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece ... |
102.17 |
0.9698 |
-0.0279 |
389 |
1 |
102.17 |
2009-03-25 |
| 158. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
102.11 |
0.9841 |
-0.0493 |
263 |
1 |
102.11 |
2008-08-22 |
| 159. |
Padre, these are subtleties! We are not concerned with motiv... |
102.11 |
0.9451 |
-0.0008 |
419 |
3 |
95.86 |
2008-09-13 |
| 160. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
101.99 |
1.0234 |
-0.0840 |
392 |
2 |
101.81 |
2008-08-19 |
| 161. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
101.80 |
1.0227 |
-0.0831 |
378 |
1 |
101.80 |
2008-11-18 |
| 162. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
101.58 |
0.9265 |
0.0039 |
254 |
3 |
100.08 |
2008-09-15 |
| 163. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
101.23 |
0.9981 |
-0.0708 |
211 |
1 |
101.23 |
2008-08-22 |
| 164. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
101.20 |
1.0270 |
-0.0984 |
303 |
1 |
101.20 |
2009-11-22 |
| 165. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
101.18 |
1.0265 |
-0.0950 |
375 |
1 |
101.18 |
2008-11-18 |
| 166. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
101.16 |
1.0333 |
-0.1108 |
176 |
1 |
101.16 |
2009-11-29 |
| 167. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
100.82 |
1.1093 |
-0.1904 |
220 |
2 |
99.57 |
2008-09-10 |
| 168. |
There is no physical separation after the slicing, so that e... |
100.75 |
0.9857 |
-0.0560 |
268 |
1 |
100.75 |
2009-11-29 |
| 169. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
100.74 |
0.9561 |
-0.0308 |
362 |
2 |
97.99 |
2008-09-10 |
| 170. |
If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... |
100.72 |
0.9928 |
-0.0699 |
293 |
1 |
100.72 |
2008-08-22 |
| 171. |
Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bu... |
100.63 |
0.9206 |
0.0026 |
317 |
1 |
100.63 |
2008-11-18 |
| 172. |
It is greatly to America's advantage that it is a congenial ... |
100.52 |
0.9332 |
-0.0115 |
267 |
2 |
98.28 |
2008-08-19 |
| 173. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
100.00 |
1.0669 |
-0.1468 |
379 |
2 |
99.67 |
2008-11-18 |
| 174. |
And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable chann... |
99.75 |
0.9183 |
-0.0028 |
308 |
4 |
96.75 |
2009-11-22 |
| 175. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
99.54 |
0.9807 |
-0.0797 |
129 |
1 |
99.54 |
2009-08-05 |
| 176. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
99.44 |
1.0272 |
-0.1176 |
226 |
2 |
95.59 |
2008-09-13 |
| 177. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
99.33 |
1.0132 |
-0.1019 |
371 |
1 |
99.33 |
2008-12-24 |
| 178. |
Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... |
99.12 |
0.9380 |
-0.0307 |
284 |
1 |
99.12 |
2009-05-22 |
| 179. |
The treatment of atoms with more than one electron requires ... |
98.97 |
0.9703 |
-0.0563 |
394 |
3 |
93.89 |
2008-12-24 |
| 180. |
The result has been the emergence of what some call the "win... |
98.75 |
0.9101 |
-0.0008 |
351 |
2 |
96.30 |
2009-03-20 |
| 181. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
98.71 |
0.9713 |
-0.0677 |
193 |
2 |
98.14 |
2008-09-14 |
| 182. |
The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... |
98.70 |
0.9673 |
-0.0585 |
393 |
1 |
98.70 |
2008-08-22 |
| 183. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
98.67 |
0.9762 |
-0.0716 |
249 |
1 |
98.67 |
2009-11-22 |
| 184. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
98.64 |
0.9681 |
-0.0582 |
392 |
3 |
96.40 |
2009-05-22 |
| 185. |
The basic concept is simple: a satellite in geosynchronous o... |
98.40 |
0.9338 |
-0.0218 |
326 |
2 |
98.14 |
2011-10-25 |
| 186. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
98.33 |
0.8656 |
0.0371 |
242 |
2 |
88.35 |
2009-08-05 |
| 187. |
It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... |
97.16 |
0.8778 |
0.0147 |
285 |
4 |
90.04 |
2008-12-24 |
| 188. |
Wilkinson County was a recipient of one of the new "separate... |
97.10 |
0.8437 |
0.0457 |
268 |
6 |
88.66 |
2008-11-18 |
| 189. |
One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... |
96.91 |
0.9346 |
-0.0491 |
211 |
1 |
96.91 |
2011-10-25 |
| 190. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
96.91 |
0.9745 |
-0.0840 |
388 |
1 |
96.91 |
2008-08-22 |
| 191. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
96.81 |
1.0086 |
-0.1255 |
218 |
1 |
96.81 |
2008-11-18 |
| 192. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
96.69 |
0.9392 |
-0.0468 |
360 |
1 |
96.69 |
2008-09-11 |
| 193. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
96.63 |
0.9114 |
-0.0181 |
399 |
1 |
96.63 |
2011-10-25 |
| 194. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
96.26 |
1.0743 |
-0.1908 |
297 |
1 |
96.26 |
2008-08-18 |
| 195. |
Geometry sets out from certain conceptions such as "plane," ... |
95.91 |
0.8887 |
0.0043 |
464 |
2 |
95.30 |
2011-10-13 |
| 196. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
95.29 |
1.0676 |
-0.1896 |
456 |
1 |
95.29 |
2009-11-29 |
| 197. |
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... |
94.77 |
0.8913 |
-0.0212 |
201 |
2 |
92.65 |
2008-11-19 |
| 198. |
My entire life had been on a predictable trajectory dominate... |
94.50 |
0.9011 |
-0.0318 |
322 |
1 |
94.50 |
2008-09-10 |
| 199. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
94.27 |
0.9228 |
-0.0543 |
305 |
1 |
94.27 |
2008-08-22 |
| 200. |
Instead of hiring workers during the peak hog kill in the wi... |
94.08 |
0.9561 |
-0.0865 |
364 |
1 |
94.08 |
2009-11-22 |
| 201. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
94.07 |
0.8986 |
-0.0314 |
363 |
1 |
94.07 |
2008-08-22 |
| 202. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
94.05 |
0.8666 |
-0.0071 |
206 |
1 |
94.05 |
2009-11-22 |
| 203. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
93.96 |
0.9400 |
-0.0763 |
434 |
2 |
88.81 |
2009-11-22 |
| 204. |
Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Trian... |
93.86 |
0.9726 |
-0.1072 |
396 |
2 |
92.54 |
2008-09-10 |
| 205. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
92.44 |
0.9597 |
-0.1124 |
251 |
3 |
89.83 |
2008-12-24 |
| 206. |
In 1873 the Sholes & Glidden Type Writer became the first to... |
92.38 |
0.9119 |
-0.0610 |
396 |
1 |
92.38 |
2008-11-18 |
| 207. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
92.25 |
0.9271 |
-0.0821 |
295 |
2 |
90.67 |
2008-08-19 |
| 208. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
91.93 |
0.9594 |
-0.1188 |
258 |
1 |
91.93 |
2008-08-25 |
| 209. |
In the English language, swearing is essential to effective ... |
91.17 |
0.9377 |
-0.0946 |
198 |
1 |
91.17 |
2009-11-29 |
| 210. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
90.68 |
0.9849 |
-0.1528 |
337 |
1 |
90.68 |
2008-12-24 |
| 211. |
An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, t... |
89.87 |
0.9162 |
-0.0916 |
401 |
1 |
89.87 |
2008-08-19 |
| 212. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
89.41 |
0.9359 |
-0.1161 |
355 |
1 |
89.41 |
2008-08-25 |
| 213. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
89.10 |
0.8172 |
-0.0052 |
204 |
3 |
80.39 |
2008-09-14 |
| 214. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
87.44 |
0.9541 |
-0.1525 |
236 |
1 |
87.44 |
2008-12-24 |
| 215. |
We might begin by asking why the pregnant man image has been... |
86.74 |
0.9157 |
-0.1086 |
353 |
1 |
86.74 |
2009-11-22 |
| 216. |
They had been given a sign - a powerful, lucid sign - that u... |
86.70 |
0.9145 |
-0.1169 |
404 |
1 |
86.70 |
2008-09-10 |
| 217. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
86.65 |
0.9243 |
-0.1285 |
240 |
1 |
86.65 |
2008-08-19 |
| 218. |
The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p... |
86.54 |
0.8830 |
-0.0879 |
300 |
1 |
86.54 |
2008-08-19 |
| 219. |
By studying the cooling of pizza in the gravity free environ... |
84.72 |
0.9791 |
-0.2099 |
154 |
1 |
84.72 |
2009-11-29 |
| 220. |
Under the headline "Wonderful Typing," the New York Times re... |
75.50 |
0.7923 |
-0.1010 |
316 |
1 |
75.50 |
2009-11-22 |
| 221. |
There was a stage and a PA up in western Massachusetts and t... |
51.57 |
0.9949 |
-0.5147 |
304 |
1 |
51.57 |
2011-10-25 |