| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Maybe you should come with me for a few weeks. See what happ... |
134.14 |
1.0285 |
0.3469 |
124 |
1 |
134.14 |
2019-10-28 |
| 2. |
Sometimes you never feel meaner than the moment you stop bei... |
127.79 |
1.1053 |
0.2066 |
284 |
1 |
127.79 |
2018-09-15 |
| 3. |
Like a stranger, I am on the outside looking in. I tore myse... |
123.81 |
1.0295 |
0.2388 |
210 |
1 |
123.81 |
2018-12-14 |
| 4. |
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. Y... |
121.64 |
1.0384 |
0.2082 |
202 |
1 |
121.64 |
2018-09-18 |
| 5. |
With the coming of Dean Moriarty began the part of my life y... |
120.51 |
1.0189 |
0.2179 |
337 |
2 |
102.52 |
2014-01-19 |
| 6. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
119.85 |
1.0577 |
0.1708 |
247 |
2 |
101.01 |
2013-01-04 |
| 7. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
119.31 |
1.0120 |
0.2118 |
290 |
1 |
119.31 |
2018-12-28 |
| 8. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
118.11 |
1.0595 |
0.1514 |
379 |
2 |
102.22 |
2010-09-10 |
| 9. |
We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files. We'd... |
117.76 |
1.0364 |
0.1710 |
202 |
1 |
117.76 |
2018-12-28 |
| 10. |
Under the lights when everything goes. Nowhere to hide when ... |
117.75 |
1.0686 |
0.1371 |
119 |
1 |
117.75 |
2019-10-28 |
| 11. |
Fortunately you have got someone who relies on you. We start... |
117.73 |
1.0221 |
0.1856 |
206 |
1 |
117.73 |
2018-09-15 |
| 12. |
You forget everything. The hours slip by. You travel in your... |
117.41 |
1.0301 |
0.1768 |
322 |
1 |
117.41 |
2018-12-14 |
| 13. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
117.06 |
1.0444 |
0.1551 |
197 |
3 |
101.08 |
2019-04-03 |
| 14. |
George, I am an old man and most people hate me. But I don't... |
116.84 |
1.0311 |
0.1670 |
371 |
1 |
116.84 |
2018-12-28 |
| 15. |
You can know the name of a bird in all the languages of the ... |
116.31 |
1.0696 |
0.1257 |
317 |
1 |
116.31 |
2018-09-18 |
| 16. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
115.83 |
1.0711 |
0.1146 |
213 |
1 |
115.83 |
2019-09-24 |
| 17. |
What do you do when there is an evil you cannot defeat by ju... |
115.59 |
0.9729 |
0.2174 |
207 |
1 |
115.59 |
2018-10-07 |
| 18. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
115.08 |
1.0201 |
0.1592 |
172 |
1 |
115.08 |
2014-01-19 |
| 19. |
First of all, let's stop pretending that everyone can or sho... |
114.38 |
1.0239 |
0.1514 |
351 |
1 |
114.38 |
2018-09-15 |
| 20. |
Not only do we come into fairly regular contact with people ... |
114.21 |
1.0475 |
0.1259 |
253 |
1 |
114.21 |
2019-10-28 |
| 21. |
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportu... |
112.93 |
1.0068 |
0.1514 |
358 |
1 |
112.93 |
2018-09-18 |
| 22. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
112.77 |
1.0390 |
0.1151 |
205 |
1 |
112.77 |
2010-04-20 |
| 23. |
Perhaps it was an old flame he was in mourning for from the ... |
112.35 |
1.0474 |
0.1047 |
170 |
1 |
112.35 |
2022-07-15 |
| 24. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
112.17 |
0.9866 |
0.1639 |
218 |
1 |
112.17 |
2010-05-27 |
| 25. |
Have you ever sailed across an ocean, Donald, on a sail boat... |
112.01 |
1.0253 |
0.1239 |
231 |
1 |
112.01 |
2021-09-10 |
| 26. |
Hey, are you the kind of kid who reads the last page of a my... |
112.00 |
0.9277 |
0.2241 |
239 |
1 |
112.00 |
2019-11-27 |
| 27. |
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I hones... |
111.93 |
1.0227 |
0.1268 |
272 |
1 |
111.93 |
2022-07-15 |
| 28. |
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you wer... |
111.09 |
1.0201 |
0.1194 |
375 |
2 |
106.24 |
2010-04-23 |
| 29. |
The human whose name is written in this note shall die. This... |
110.95 |
1.0785 |
0.0606 |
229 |
1 |
110.95 |
2018-09-18 |
| 30. |
Well, by the second morning I was out of food. The third day... |
110.46 |
1.0084 |
0.1246 |
248 |
1 |
110.46 |
2018-10-07 |
| 31. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
110.24 |
0.9795 |
0.1503 |
308 |
1 |
110.24 |
2010-05-27 |
| 32. |
What would you think if I sang out of tune? Would you stand ... |
110.15 |
1.0208 |
0.1078 |
210 |
1 |
110.15 |
2021-09-10 |
| 33. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
109.96 |
0.9289 |
0.1985 |
204 |
3 |
92.20 |
2011-06-26 |
| 34. |
Don't bother trying to explain your emotions. Live everythin... |
109.69 |
1.0086 |
0.1177 |
240 |
1 |
109.69 |
2019-04-03 |
| 35. |
I think human beings must have faith or must look for faith,... |
109.64 |
1.0515 |
0.0729 |
279 |
1 |
109.64 |
2019-11-16 |
| 36. |
I have been told of a certain sea snake which has a very unu... |
109.44 |
0.9845 |
0.1412 |
291 |
1 |
109.44 |
2019-10-28 |
| 37. |
They are important, you understand, without being interestin... |
109.07 |
1.0359 |
0.0842 |
372 |
1 |
109.07 |
2019-10-28 |
| 38. |
As my bones grew they did hurt. They hurt really bad. I trie... |
108.88 |
1.0619 |
0.0528 |
223 |
2 |
102.86 |
2019-04-08 |
| 39. |
At 211 degrees, water is hot. At 212 degrees, it boils. And ... |
108.87 |
0.8974 |
0.2209 |
174 |
1 |
108.87 |
2019-11-16 |
| 40. |
The green eyes, you're the one that I wanted to find and any... |
108.64 |
1.1213 |
-0.0090 |
113 |
1 |
108.64 |
2018-10-18 |
| 41. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
108.13 |
0.9843 |
0.1224 |
234 |
1 |
108.13 |
2014-01-19 |
| 42. |
Sometimes he awoke with a feeling of fragments afloat in his... |
108.06 |
1.0433 |
0.0645 |
172 |
1 |
108.06 |
2019-09-24 |
| 43. |
But if in efficient causes it is possible to go on to infini... |
107.99 |
1.0441 |
0.0978 |
316 |
1 |
107.99 |
2010-04-23 |
| 44. |
Okay, I don't know you, but I do know that you can fix your ... |
107.93 |
1.0273 |
0.0785 |
288 |
1 |
107.93 |
2018-12-28 |
| 45. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
107.88 |
1.0029 |
0.1023 |
209 |
1 |
107.88 |
2017-01-24 |
| 46. |
Contrary to the feminist cant, there are many things we can ... |
107.69 |
1.0412 |
0.0605 |
225 |
1 |
107.69 |
2010-04-20 |
| 47. |
Your face has fallen sad now, for you know the time is nigh.... |
107.24 |
1.0917 |
0.0325 |
243 |
1 |
107.24 |
2010-09-10 |
| 48. |
Most people find that the biggest change they make in their ... |
107.18 |
1.0587 |
0.0420 |
265 |
1 |
107.18 |
2018-12-14 |
| 49. |
Have you seen the old man in the closed down market, picking... |
106.89 |
1.0371 |
0.0588 |
205 |
1 |
106.89 |
2022-07-15 |
| 50. |
Think of all the roads, think of all their crossings. Taking... |
106.67 |
1.0623 |
0.0285 |
200 |
1 |
106.67 |
2021-09-10 |
| 51. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
106.66 |
1.0613 |
0.0320 |
266 |
1 |
106.66 |
2010-04-23 |
| 52. |
The invention of the wheel represented a major turning point... |
106.42 |
0.9792 |
0.1461 |
265 |
1 |
106.42 |
2010-04-19 |
| 53. |
Everybody can taste vanilla. Pay a little more attention, us... |
106.16 |
0.9179 |
0.1763 |
456 |
1 |
106.16 |
2019-09-24 |
| 54. |
I was just a child when the stars fell from the skies, but I... |
106.15 |
1.0394 |
0.0508 |
325 |
1 |
106.15 |
2018-09-15 |
| 55. |
Well, the Red Cross called out, you know, for blankets, clot... |
106.11 |
0.9002 |
0.1920 |
337 |
1 |
106.11 |
2018-12-28 |
| 56. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
105.79 |
0.9202 |
0.1646 |
254 |
1 |
105.79 |
2019-09-24 |
| 57. |
Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as o... |
105.56 |
1.0344 |
0.0483 |
426 |
1 |
105.56 |
2018-10-18 |
| 58. |
Dani felt as if a path had appeared in front of him. It was ... |
105.54 |
0.9717 |
0.1140 |
282 |
1 |
105.54 |
2018-09-15 |
| 59. |
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped - turn... |
105.51 |
0.9790 |
0.1030 |
192 |
1 |
105.51 |
2019-04-08 |
| 60. |
He's been known to obsess over typos in e-mails to the point... |
105.44 |
1.0435 |
0.0385 |
340 |
1 |
105.44 |
2022-07-15 |
| 61. |
This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permiss... |
105.21 |
0.9101 |
0.1725 |
217 |
1 |
105.21 |
2019-10-29 |
| 62. |
Books are the treasured wealth of the world and the fit inhe... |
105.13 |
0.9605 |
0.1223 |
460 |
1 |
105.13 |
2018-10-18 |
| 63. |
I've seen it watching me, that misty thing without a face. I... |
105.11 |
1.0314 |
0.0459 |
205 |
1 |
105.11 |
2021-09-10 |
| 64. |
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I al... |
105.11 |
1.1215 |
-0.0197 |
200 |
1 |
105.11 |
2011-06-26 |
| 65. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
104.92 |
0.9740 |
0.1011 |
209 |
1 |
104.92 |
2017-01-24 |
| 66. |
See the stone set in your eyes, see the thorn twist in your ... |
104.88 |
1.0377 |
0.0370 |
177 |
1 |
104.88 |
2018-03-22 |
| 67. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
104.74 |
1.0334 |
0.0371 |
131 |
1 |
104.74 |
2010-04-20 |
| 68. |
Does she know what she's getting, Spock? A carcass full of m... |
104.59 |
0.8812 |
0.1956 |
232 |
1 |
104.59 |
2019-12-04 |
| 69. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
104.51 |
1.0565 |
0.0139 |
247 |
1 |
104.51 |
2014-01-19 |
| 70. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
104.28 |
1.0462 |
0.0214 |
184 |
2 |
100.20 |
2014-01-19 |
| 71. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
104.05 |
1.0131 |
0.0533 |
225 |
2 |
97.27 |
2014-01-19 |
| 72. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
104.01 |
0.9532 |
0.1133 |
258 |
1 |
104.01 |
2018-10-18 |
| 73. |
Here's the cool part: I will eventually go to Schiaparelli a... |
103.78 |
0.8799 |
0.1903 |
376 |
1 |
103.78 |
2019-11-16 |
| 74. |
I was having this awful nightmare that I was 32. And then I ... |
103.60 |
0.9764 |
0.0843 |
137 |
1 |
103.60 |
2018-10-07 |
| 75. |
You know, when you feel this sting of losing, you have to re... |
103.51 |
1.0784 |
-0.0194 |
334 |
1 |
103.51 |
2023-11-27 |
| 76. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
103.41 |
1.0829 |
-0.0237 |
288 |
1 |
103.41 |
2010-04-19 |
| 77. |
The moment one constructs a device to carry into practice a ... |
103.28 |
0.9417 |
0.1215 |
656 |
1 |
103.28 |
2019-09-24 |
| 78. |
At the Limes the position of affairs became more terrible ev... |
103.11 |
0.9464 |
0.1155 |
468 |
1 |
103.11 |
2020-10-22 |
| 79. |
Love is a command, not just a feeling. Somehow, in the roman... |
103.01 |
1.0516 |
0.0054 |
270 |
1 |
103.01 |
2020-10-22 |
| 80. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
102.95 |
1.0714 |
-0.0185 |
129 |
1 |
102.95 |
2010-04-20 |
| 81. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
102.92 |
1.0183 |
0.0349 |
191 |
1 |
102.92 |
2010-04-19 |
| 82. |
Whenever I despair, I remember that the way of truth and lov... |
102.75 |
0.9527 |
0.1034 |
210 |
1 |
102.75 |
2018-09-15 |
| 83. |
I've met a lot of talented people over the years. How many o... |
102.67 |
0.9832 |
0.0747 |
507 |
1 |
102.67 |
2018-09-18 |
| 84. |
My meaning simply is, that whatever I have tried to do in li... |
102.51 |
1.0089 |
0.0430 |
258 |
1 |
102.51 |
2018-10-18 |
| 85. |
I just hope you're lying next to somebody who knows how to l... |
102.38 |
1.0737 |
-0.0265 |
241 |
1 |
102.38 |
2018-11-06 |
| 86. |
And I will look down and see my murmuring bones and the deep... |
102.24 |
1.0619 |
-0.0118 |
191 |
1 |
102.24 |
2017-01-24 |
| 87. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
102.10 |
0.9886 |
0.0579 |
220 |
1 |
102.10 |
2017-01-24 |
| 88. |
What else should I be? All apologies. What else could I say?... |
101.85 |
0.8787 |
0.1683 |
164 |
1 |
101.85 |
2018-12-14 |
| 89. |
Seriously though, in this day and age I don't know why we're... |
101.85 |
1.0298 |
0.0120 |
218 |
1 |
101.85 |
2022-07-15 |
| 90. |
As to my own part, having turned my thoughts for many years ... |
101.62 |
1.0144 |
0.0284 |
214 |
1 |
101.62 |
2018-09-18 |
| 91. |
You know what kind of plan never fails? No plan at all. No p... |
101.59 |
0.9365 |
0.1069 |
477 |
1 |
101.59 |
2020-10-27 |
| 92. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
101.58 |
0.9941 |
0.0459 |
217 |
1 |
101.58 |
2017-01-24 |
| 93. |
Of course, as you all know, the photo portrait has been popu... |
101.36 |
0.9240 |
0.1205 |
312 |
1 |
101.36 |
2019-11-16 |
| 94. |
Once in a lifetime there comes a motion picture which change... |
101.16 |
1.0520 |
-0.0137 |
214 |
1 |
101.16 |
2018-09-18 |
| 95. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
101.05 |
1.0331 |
0.0019 |
234 |
3 |
96.05 |
2014-01-19 |
| 96. |
I make my living off the evening news. Just give me somethin... |
101.04 |
0.9802 |
0.0588 |
292 |
1 |
101.04 |
2018-09-15 |
| 97. |
But... this is what I think. Trying to knock others down a p... |
101.03 |
0.9333 |
0.1077 |
652 |
1 |
101.03 |
2018-12-28 |
| 98. |
I must congratulate you on your virtuoso performance, my boy... |
100.80 |
0.8535 |
0.1842 |
267 |
1 |
100.80 |
2018-11-06 |
| 99. |
We are the bright new stars born of a screaming black hole, ... |
100.73 |
0.9510 |
0.0849 |
299 |
1 |
100.73 |
2018-12-14 |
| 100. |
I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the sens... |
100.72 |
1.0084 |
0.0256 |
214 |
1 |
100.72 |
2018-10-18 |
| 101. |
But no. She shook her head, an imperceptible, forgiving shru... |
100.66 |
0.9259 |
0.1096 |
308 |
1 |
100.66 |
2019-10-29 |
| 102. |
I know you don't get a chance to take a break this often. I ... |
100.40 |
1.0262 |
0.0032 |
212 |
1 |
100.40 |
2023-11-27 |
| 103. |
The time has come, to say fair's fair. To pay our rent, now,... |
100.39 |
1.0184 |
0.0077 |
246 |
1 |
100.39 |
2019-09-24 |
| 104. |
Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... |
100.38 |
0.9309 |
0.0973 |
284 |
2 |
93.83 |
2014-01-19 |
| 105. |
And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if ... |
100.13 |
1.0250 |
0.0020 |
167 |
1 |
100.13 |
2018-03-22 |
| 106. |
Beautiful, isn't it? It took me half a lifetime to invent it... |
99.95 |
0.9632 |
0.0643 |
316 |
1 |
99.95 |
2018-12-28 |
| 107. |
He married out of love a woman out of legend. Not in Alexand... |
99.93 |
0.9358 |
0.0928 |
228 |
1 |
99.93 |
2019-04-03 |
| 108. |
Although the United Nations does not have the power to enfor... |
99.85 |
1.0284 |
0.0335 |
282 |
1 |
99.85 |
2010-04-24 |
| 109. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
99.67 |
1.0004 |
0.0197 |
212 |
2 |
86.08 |
2010-09-10 |
| 110. |
We'll send him cheesy movies, the worst we can find. He'll h... |
99.51 |
1.0411 |
-0.0221 |
245 |
1 |
99.51 |
2018-10-07 |
| 111. |
An honest bookstore would post the following sign above its ... |
99.47 |
0.8508 |
0.1717 |
229 |
1 |
99.47 |
2019-04-08 |
| 112. |
Don't you ever talk about my friends. You don't know any of ... |
99.37 |
0.9200 |
0.1007 |
312 |
1 |
99.37 |
2018-10-18 |
| 113. |
Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this i... |
99.29 |
0.9676 |
0.0517 |
442 |
1 |
99.29 |
2020-10-22 |
| 114. |
Therefore you should be desirous of hearing patiently the op... |
99.21 |
1.0293 |
-0.0127 |
384 |
1 |
99.21 |
2019-10-28 |
| 115. |
If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... |
99.21 |
0.9857 |
0.0304 |
293 |
2 |
86.66 |
2010-09-10 |
| 116. |
Don't take anything personally - nothing others do is becaus... |
99.12 |
1.0684 |
-0.0261 |
253 |
1 |
99.12 |
2011-06-26 |
| 117. |
You know, Einstein was not only brilliant, he had a great se... |
99.09 |
0.9377 |
0.0816 |
270 |
1 |
99.09 |
2018-09-15 |
| 118. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
99.07 |
1.0389 |
-0.0243 |
318 |
2 |
93.71 |
2012-06-14 |
| 119. |
Danger is a topic you're often asked about as a sprinter. Th... |
99.02 |
0.9801 |
0.0650 |
428 |
1 |
99.02 |
2021-08-18 |
| 120. |
Beautiful railway bridge of the silv'ry Tay. Alas! I am very... |
99.02 |
0.8717 |
0.1477 |
192 |
1 |
99.02 |
2019-09-24 |
| 121. |
So tonight, sweet dreams, and sleep tight. I've been trying ... |
99.01 |
1.0414 |
-0.0271 |
216 |
1 |
99.01 |
2018-10-07 |
| 122. |
While there are few problems in today's world that the Unite... |
99.00 |
1.0464 |
-0.0309 |
152 |
1 |
99.00 |
2019-11-27 |
| 123. |
There are usually three types of people I deal with when sel... |
98.97 |
1.0105 |
0.0050 |
348 |
1 |
98.97 |
2019-09-24 |
| 124. |
It now becomes clear that consistency is not a property of a... |
98.79 |
0.9795 |
0.0378 |
226 |
1 |
98.79 |
2018-09-15 |
| 125. |
We settled down together, in the bow of the boat, and we loo... |
98.72 |
1.0269 |
-0.0155 |
356 |
1 |
98.72 |
2020-10-27 |
| 126. |
In the witch trials, it was nearly impossible to provide com... |
98.71 |
0.9675 |
0.0466 |
383 |
1 |
98.71 |
2010-04-20 |
| 127. |
I love Canada. I miss the heat of India, the food, the house... |
98.71 |
0.9564 |
0.0598 |
390 |
1 |
98.71 |
2018-10-18 |
| 128. |
Bacteria may be conveniently grouped under two heads: those ... |
98.68 |
0.9391 |
0.0776 |
552 |
1 |
98.68 |
2019-11-27 |
| 129. |
I can't be alone here, I can't be the only one who feels lik... |
98.59 |
1.0416 |
-0.0318 |
344 |
1 |
98.59 |
2021-08-18 |
| 130. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
98.36 |
0.9699 |
0.0379 |
269 |
1 |
98.36 |
2010-05-29 |
| 131. |
How can you tell me that you're lonely and say for you that ... |
98.01 |
1.1275 |
-0.1255 |
206 |
1 |
98.01 |
2020-10-27 |
| 132. |
The dews were so heavy that the fields glistened like cloth ... |
97.94 |
0.9546 |
0.0528 |
261 |
1 |
97.94 |
2021-08-18 |
| 133. |
I was looking for myself and asking everyone except myself q... |
97.55 |
0.9875 |
0.0135 |
275 |
1 |
97.55 |
2018-09-18 |
| 134. |
I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... |
97.51 |
1.0619 |
-0.0628 |
354 |
2 |
96.16 |
2017-01-24 |
| 135. |
Even a child that receives one bit of praise has the ability... |
97.44 |
1.0247 |
-0.0268 |
344 |
1 |
97.44 |
2021-08-18 |
| 136. |
Ideology: the process of making ideas. Certain artisans were... |
97.36 |
0.9430 |
0.0567 |
297 |
1 |
97.36 |
2010-04-19 |
| 137. |
Do you wanna come with me? 'Cause if you do then I should wa... |
96.99 |
0.9611 |
0.0347 |
312 |
1 |
96.99 |
2020-10-22 |
| 138. |
The world of typing has changed. In the 1970s, every busines... |
96.92 |
0.9540 |
0.0394 |
285 |
1 |
96.92 |
2010-05-27 |
| 139. |
Man, don't tell me how good I was. I just got away with it b... |
96.86 |
1.0654 |
-0.0735 |
158 |
1 |
96.86 |
2018-12-28 |
| 140. |
Consider this: Is the pious being loved by the gods because ... |
96.84 |
1.0561 |
-0.0508 |
430 |
1 |
96.84 |
2010-05-29 |
| 141. |
The sooner your kids appreciate the value of work, the more ... |
96.82 |
1.0669 |
-0.0454 |
286 |
1 |
96.82 |
2010-04-23 |
| 142. |
Stab a sorry heart with your favorite finger. Paint the whol... |
96.80 |
1.0270 |
-0.0029 |
255 |
2 |
95.81 |
2014-01-19 |
| 143. |
You see, if you shoot pool with some employee here, you can ... |
96.47 |
0.9298 |
0.0626 |
296 |
1 |
96.47 |
2018-11-06 |
| 144. |
From the time I was really little - maybe just a few months ... |
96.39 |
0.9549 |
0.0347 |
402 |
2 |
87.95 |
2019-09-24 |
| 145. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
96.36 |
1.0696 |
-0.0842 |
226 |
1 |
96.36 |
2011-06-26 |
| 146. |
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a b... |
96.32 |
0.9353 |
0.0560 |
435 |
1 |
96.32 |
2018-09-15 |
| 147. |
The Inca believed that if one did not give thanks and obedie... |
95.99 |
1.0077 |
0.0118 |
250 |
2 |
93.72 |
2013-01-04 |
| 148. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
95.98 |
0.9293 |
0.0541 |
355 |
1 |
95.98 |
2010-04-19 |
| 149. |
Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally... |
95.80 |
0.9209 |
0.0654 |
404 |
1 |
95.80 |
2018-12-14 |
| 150. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
95.79 |
0.9966 |
-0.0150 |
259 |
1 |
95.79 |
2010-04-19 |
| 151. |
Dictionaries are designed to appear authoritative. They're t... |
95.70 |
0.9067 |
0.0780 |
321 |
1 |
95.70 |
2018-10-18 |
| 152. |
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is cal... |
95.70 |
0.9598 |
0.0266 |
462 |
1 |
95.70 |
2019-10-29 |
| 153. |
Everything we hold dear likewise resolves into its original ... |
95.51 |
1.0177 |
-0.0108 |
392 |
1 |
95.51 |
2010-04-20 |
| 154. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
95.38 |
1.0398 |
-0.0642 |
110 |
1 |
95.38 |
2010-04-19 |
| 155. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
95.29 |
0.9899 |
-0.0149 |
163 |
2 |
79.05 |
2018-09-18 |
| 156. |
HAL, you have an enormous responsibility on this mission, in... |
95.24 |
0.9562 |
0.0247 |
316 |
1 |
95.24 |
2018-10-18 |
| 157. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
95.24 |
1.0441 |
-0.0687 |
252 |
3 |
89.46 |
2014-01-19 |
| 158. |
Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Trian... |
95.24 |
0.9672 |
0.0097 |
396 |
2 |
93.92 |
2010-09-10 |
| 159. |
We were playing checkers. I used to kid her once in a while ... |
95.23 |
1.0347 |
-0.0470 |
550 |
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95.23 |
2010-04-19 |
| 160. |
Well, we don't sound like Madonna. Here we are now, we're Ni... |
95.12 |
0.8267 |
0.1514 |
199 |
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95.12 |
2019-04-08 |
| 161. |
Bell ducked under it. Ellis' balled knuckles burned across h... |
95.01 |
0.9098 |
0.0669 |
267 |
1 |
95.01 |
2018-09-18 |
| 162. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
95.01 |
1.0483 |
-0.0764 |
227 |
1 |
95.01 |
2010-05-27 |
| 163. |
Fool, prate not to me about covenants. There can be no coven... |
94.85 |
1.0050 |
-0.0324 |
308 |
1 |
94.85 |
2018-03-22 |
| 164. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
94.85 |
1.0095 |
-0.0383 |
316 |
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94.85 |
2011-06-26 |
| 165. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
94.79 |
1.0385 |
-0.0690 |
230 |
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90.99 |
2010-04-24 |
| 166. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
94.76 |
0.9351 |
0.0351 |
190 |
1 |
94.76 |
2010-04-20 |
| 167. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
94.75 |
0.9758 |
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314 |
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94.75 |
2010-04-23 |
| 168. |
The history of all hitherto existing society is the history ... |
94.69 |
0.9149 |
0.0620 |
438 |
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94.69 |
2019-09-24 |
| 169. |
Convection also plays a minor role because of the relative t... |
94.69 |
0.9937 |
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429 |
3 |
92.47 |
2010-09-10 |
| 170. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
94.62 |
0.9723 |
-0.0027 |
364 |
1 |
94.62 |
2010-04-23 |
| 171. |
Despair comes slowly, crawling its way up inside you until i... |
94.45 |
0.9772 |
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266 |
1 |
94.45 |
2019-04-08 |
| 172. |
What have I got to do to make you love me? What have I got t... |
94.40 |
1.0695 |
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163 |
1 |
94.40 |
2020-10-27 |
| 173. |
Everything will continue eternally by performing repetition.... |
94.34 |
0.9508 |
0.0206 |
831 |
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94.34 |
2018-09-15 |
| 174. |
All right, if this guy just took advantage of a natural acci... |
94.13 |
0.9298 |
0.0390 |
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94.13 |
2019-04-08 |
| 175. |
When Betty and Billy fell asleep, he walked down to the kitc... |
94.08 |
0.9693 |
0.0060 |
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94.08 |
2010-04-19 |
| 176. |
Finding a way into a criminal organization is about observin... |
93.91 |
0.9732 |
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93.91 |
2018-11-06 |
| 177. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
93.60 |
1.0389 |
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340 |
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93.60 |
2010-04-19 |
| 178. |
When we conceive of the sweetest being ever, we are conceivi... |
93.53 |
1.1014 |
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273 |
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93.53 |
2010-04-19 |
| 179. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
93.34 |
1.0263 |
-0.0706 |
267 |
1 |
93.34 |
2010-04-19 |
| 180. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
93.27 |
0.9468 |
0.0082 |
276 |
1 |
93.27 |
2011-01-22 |
| 181. |
We all have too many wheels, screws and valves to judge each... |
93.02 |
1.0477 |
-0.0948 |
194 |
1 |
93.02 |
2018-10-07 |
| 182. |
Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bath... |
92.96 |
1.0232 |
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236 |
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92.96 |
2011-02-06 |
| 183. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
92.94 |
1.1016 |
-0.1501 |
233 |
2 |
87.25 |
2018-03-22 |
| 184. |
In synchronous communications, the sender and receiver must ... |
92.74 |
0.9205 |
0.0343 |
297 |
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92.74 |
2018-09-15 |
| 185. |
I know that the idea of raising well-rounded, smarter kids c... |
92.70 |
1.0328 |
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356 |
1 |
92.70 |
2010-04-19 |
| 186. |
Burning my bridges and smashing my mirrors, turning to see i... |
92.50 |
1.0388 |
-0.0631 |
243 |
2 |
91.83 |
2010-04-24 |
| 187. |
There are but two types of men who desire war: those who hav... |
92.40 |
1.0679 |
-0.1197 |
256 |
1 |
92.40 |
2017-01-24 |
| 188. |
Brick Top: "After you got six pieces, you gotta get rid of '... |
92.22 |
0.9423 |
0.0131 |
294 |
1 |
92.22 |
2018-10-18 |
| 189. |
Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by hav... |
92.11 |
1.0154 |
-0.0312 |
351 |
1 |
92.11 |
2010-04-20 |
| 190. |
Ergonomics is a term that combines the Greek word ergon, mea... |
92.06 |
0.9005 |
0.0427 |
212 |
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92.06 |
2010-04-23 |
| 191. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
91.87 |
0.9632 |
-0.0200 |
392 |
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88.92 |
2018-09-18 |
| 192. |
Excellent. He's enterprising, aggressive, outgoing, young, b... |
91.84 |
0.8890 |
0.0506 |
199 |
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91.84 |
2010-04-23 |
| 193. |
There were several answers, none of which would help. There ... |
91.78 |
0.9515 |
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191 |
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91.78 |
2018-03-21 |
| 194. |
So, attend carefully to your posture. Quit drooping and hunc... |
91.71 |
0.9177 |
0.0262 |
352 |
1 |
91.71 |
2019-10-29 |
| 195. |
There was a time not that long ago when many drivers thought... |
91.50 |
1.0313 |
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363 |
1 |
91.50 |
2018-03-21 |
| 196. |
In your policy, it states quite clearly that no claim you ma... |
91.41 |
0.9228 |
0.0173 |
193 |
1 |
91.41 |
2019-04-08 |
| 197. |
Then Annie got the crazy idea that she could talk me into bu... |
91.11 |
0.9348 |
0.0012 |
243 |
1 |
91.11 |
2018-09-18 |
| 198. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
91.09 |
0.9330 |
0.0003 |
360 |
1 |
91.09 |
2010-04-19 |
| 199. |
Might be that uncertainty that makes us want to live, the mo... |
91.06 |
0.9545 |
-0.0171 |
425 |
1 |
91.06 |
2019-10-29 |
| 200. |
Now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces, I'll pull out m... |
90.89 |
1.0261 |
-0.0674 |
410 |
1 |
90.89 |
2018-10-07 |
| 201. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
90.86 |
0.9342 |
-0.0027 |
434 |
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90.86 |
2010-09-10 |
| 202. |
She didn't know I was in the room, and when I asked her in a... |
90.79 |
0.9901 |
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449 |
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90.79 |
2018-12-14 |
| 203. |
O clear intelligence, force beyond all measure! Gentlemen, I... |
90.66 |
0.9976 |
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174 |
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90.66 |
2010-04-23 |
| 204. |
I sincerely believe that if women study male lessons on conc... |
90.48 |
0.9485 |
-0.0231 |
291 |
1 |
90.48 |
2010-04-23 |
| 205. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
90.17 |
0.8971 |
0.0292 |
266 |
1 |
90.17 |
2010-04-19 |
| 206. |
He's not afraid of losing. He's afraid of losing your love. ... |
90.16 |
0.9943 |
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163 |
1 |
90.16 |
2022-07-15 |
| 207. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
90.01 |
0.9622 |
-0.0397 |
392 |
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86.35 |
2011-02-06 |
| 208. |
Living men are bound by time... Thus, their lives have an ur... |
89.90 |
0.9884 |
-0.0652 |
365 |
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89.90 |
2017-01-24 |
| 209. |
Having endured the racial turmoil of the Civil Rights Moveme... |
89.82 |
0.9651 |
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389 |
2 |
89.20 |
2023-11-27 |
| 210. |
Photo shoot fresh, looking like wealth. I'm 'bout to call th... |
89.53 |
0.8441 |
0.0794 |
316 |
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89.53 |
2018-03-22 |
| 211. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
89.51 |
0.9614 |
-0.0441 |
292 |
1 |
89.51 |
2010-09-10 |
| 212. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
89.47 |
0.9946 |
-0.0791 |
246 |
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89.47 |
2010-04-19 |
| 213. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
89.21 |
0.9684 |
-0.0542 |
388 |
2 |
89.04 |
2011-06-26 |
| 214. |
There is no physical separation after the slicing, so that e... |
89.05 |
1.0173 |
-0.0645 |
268 |
1 |
89.05 |
2010-04-20 |
| 215. |
A material difference may be observed in the games of antiqu... |
88.72 |
0.9096 |
0.0050 |
861 |
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88.72 |
2018-09-18 |
| 216. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
88.66 |
0.8602 |
0.0477 |
206 |
2 |
83.89 |
2010-04-19 |
| 217. |
And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable chann... |
88.24 |
0.9125 |
-0.0080 |
308 |
1 |
88.24 |
2010-04-20 |
| 218. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
87.97 |
0.9805 |
-0.0790 |
292 |
1 |
87.97 |
2011-01-22 |
| 219. |
October is inventory time, so right now, Statler Toyota is m... |
87.91 |
0.8535 |
0.0517 |
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87.91 |
2019-09-24 |
| 220. |
An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, t... |
87.64 |
0.9109 |
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401 |
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87.64 |
2010-04-19 |
| 221. |
The pathology of setting a deadline to the earliest articula... |
87.07 |
0.9785 |
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335 |
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87.07 |
2010-04-20 |
| 222. |
I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... |
86.80 |
0.9942 |
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483 |
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86.80 |
2010-09-10 |
| 223. |
The theory of music emphasizes the elements from which music... |
86.77 |
1.0117 |
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297 |
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86.77 |
2010-04-23 |
| 224. |
It's your standard felony complaint 155-34. It ought to get ... |
86.74 |
0.8591 |
0.0344 |
247 |
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86.74 |
2018-09-15 |
| 225. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
86.49 |
1.0016 |
-0.1169 |
218 |
1 |
86.49 |
2010-09-10 |
| 226. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
86.29 |
0.9697 |
-0.0863 |
249 |
1 |
86.29 |
2019-10-28 |
| 227. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
86.27 |
0.9578 |
-0.0738 |
281 |
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84.10 |
2010-05-27 |
| 228. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
86.21 |
0.9682 |
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143 |
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86.21 |
2010-04-19 |
| 229. |
First divorce: wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second... |
85.99 |
0.8965 |
-0.0125 |
251 |
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85.99 |
2018-10-07 |
| 230. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
85.75 |
0.9910 |
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295 |
2 |
84.82 |
2010-05-27 |
| 231. |
At a peace rally in Philadelphia in 1966, a reporter asked m... |
85.69 |
0.8985 |
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431 |
1 |
85.69 |
2017-01-24 |
| 232. |
The melted mozzarella layer, which we shall designate MML, i... |
85.40 |
1.0254 |
-0.1097 |
217 |
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2010-04-24 |
| 233. |
In general, many of these targets are easier marks if you ar... |
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1.0088 |
-0.1056 |
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2010-04-24 |
| 234. |
Imagine for a moment if we once again knew these few unremar... |
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1.0662 |
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2010-09-10 |
| 235. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
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0.9168 |
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240 |
1 |
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2010-04-23 |
| 236. |
Many introverted hackers who are next to inarticulate in per... |
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0.9848 |
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2017-01-24 |
| 237. |
Even if there is only one possible unified theory, it is jus... |
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0.9852 |
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2018-10-07 |
| 238. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
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0.9907 |
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211 |
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2010-04-20 |
| 239. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
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0.9646 |
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2010-04-24 |
| 240. |
Now as to you poor devils? So as I see it, when it comes to ... |
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0.9301 |
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484 |
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2017-01-24 |
| 241. |
The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up lab... |
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0.9508 |
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2010-05-21 |
| 242. |
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... |
84.30 |
0.8852 |
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201 |
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81.84 |
2011-06-26 |
| 243. |
See, we had this assignment to make this ceramic elephant, a... |
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0.9233 |
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2018-11-06 |
| 244. |
In short order, Carter then proceeded to kill any chance he ... |
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0.9234 |
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83.90 |
2018-03-21 |
| 245. |
It is impossible for me to ignore that you're in a different... |
83.86 |
0.9476 |
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83.86 |
2018-03-21 |
| 246. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
83.84 |
0.8595 |
-0.0009 |
242 |
1 |
83.84 |
2017-01-24 |
| 247. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
83.71 |
0.9905 |
-0.1332 |
377 |
1 |
83.71 |
2010-09-10 |
| 248. |
I didn't know the girl, but I knew her family. All their liv... |
83.37 |
1.0124 |
-0.1608 |
203 |
1 |
83.37 |
2018-09-18 |
| 249. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
83.22 |
0.9772 |
-0.1260 |
217 |
1 |
83.22 |
2014-01-19 |
| 250. |
Plumbers have everything: greed, sex, spirituality, white-kn... |
83.16 |
0.8301 |
0.0268 |
269 |
1 |
83.16 |
2019-10-28 |
| 251. |
Bullet Tooth Tony: "A bookie's got blagged last night." Avi:... |
83.03 |
0.7940 |
0.0609 |
415 |
1 |
83.03 |
2017-01-24 |
| 252. |
It was an effect of light: quick sunlight dappling, yellow l... |
82.95 |
0.9376 |
-0.0615 |
360 |
1 |
82.95 |
2010-09-10 |
| 253. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
82.88 |
0.9278 |
-0.0786 |
295 |
2 |
81.38 |
2010-09-10 |
| 254. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
82.77 |
1.0013 |
-0.1543 |
273 |
1 |
82.77 |
2010-04-19 |
| 255. |
In the English language, swearing is essential to effective ... |
82.33 |
0.9546 |
-0.0861 |
198 |
1 |
82.33 |
2010-09-10 |
| 256. |
It may seem quite novelistic to you, and I am willing to agr... |
81.99 |
0.9529 |
-0.0787 |
269 |
1 |
81.99 |
2010-04-24 |
| 257. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
81.89 |
0.9844 |
-0.1465 |
293 |
1 |
81.89 |
2010-04-20 |
| 258. |
People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their prob... |
81.76 |
0.9228 |
-0.0808 |
218 |
1 |
81.76 |
2018-03-22 |
| 259. |
As customers of all races, nationalities, and cultures visit... |
81.70 |
0.9898 |
-0.1255 |
353 |
1 |
81.70 |
2018-09-18 |
| 260. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
81.36 |
0.9376 |
-0.1041 |
367 |
1 |
81.36 |
2018-11-06 |
| 261. |
Experience informs intuition. But it does more than that: Ex... |
81.08 |
0.9261 |
-0.0912 |
514 |
1 |
81.08 |
2018-03-22 |
| 262. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
81.04 |
0.9064 |
-0.0750 |
399 |
1 |
81.04 |
2010-05-27 |
| 263. |
If we play Bach on an old and well-preserved Silbermann orga... |
80.84 |
0.8989 |
-0.0660 |
392 |
1 |
80.84 |
2017-01-24 |
| 264. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
80.83 |
0.9426 |
-0.1143 |
317 |
1 |
80.83 |
2010-04-19 |
| 265. |
If there were to be something non-empty, there would then be... |
80.35 |
1.0439 |
-0.2217 |
165 |
1 |
80.35 |
2018-09-15 |
| 266. |
So, I'm tending bar there at Ecklund & Swedlin's last Tuesda... |
79.92 |
0.8467 |
-0.0064 |
343 |
1 |
79.92 |
2011-04-29 |
| 267. |
We might begin by asking why the pregnant man image has been... |
79.65 |
0.9359 |
-0.0922 |
353 |
1 |
79.65 |
2014-01-19 |
| 268. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
79.14 |
0.9500 |
-0.1400 |
362 |
1 |
79.14 |
2010-04-19 |
| 269. |
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... |
79.12 |
0.9734 |
-0.1644 |
289 |
1 |
79.12 |
2010-04-19 |
| 270. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
78.84 |
0.8919 |
-0.0857 |
205 |
1 |
78.84 |
2010-09-10 |
| 271. |
Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people cal... |
78.61 |
0.9327 |
-0.1262 |
308 |
1 |
78.61 |
2018-03-22 |
| 272. |
Swinging Belleville rendez-vous. Marathon dancing doop dee d... |
77.59 |
0.7338 |
0.0644 |
128 |
1 |
77.59 |
2018-09-15 |
| 273. |
My life's work is teaching. And I believed that if you boys ... |
77.39 |
0.9898 |
-0.1947 |
458 |
1 |
77.39 |
2018-03-22 |
| 274. |
The old sea captain, not surprisingly, was an excellent witn... |
77.35 |
0.9211 |
-0.1260 |
169 |
1 |
77.35 |
2018-12-14 |
| 275. |
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... |
75.43 |
0.9786 |
-0.2093 |
193 |
1 |
75.43 |
2010-04-19 |
| 276. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
74.39 |
0.8105 |
-0.0502 |
204 |
1 |
74.39 |
2010-04-19 |
| 277. |
Alfred Hitchcock once said, "Drama is life with the dull bit... |
71.59 |
0.9632 |
-0.1996 |
345 |
1 |
71.59 |
2010-05-27 |
| 278. |
They call me the king of the spreadsheets, got 'em printed o... |
71.47 |
0.9083 |
-0.1744 |
261 |
1 |
71.47 |
2018-03-21 |
| 279. |
Glancing through the 1977 Atlanta Yellow Pages reveals a cit... |
65.42 |
0.9023 |
-0.1949 |
231 |
1 |
65.42 |
2010-09-10 |
| 280. |
Take a drink, my friend, and say what you have in your heart... |
59.92 |
1.0294 |
-0.4198 |
152 |
1 |
59.92 |
2018-03-21 |