| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
You are the most important thing to me now. The most importa... |
74.81 |
1.1742 |
0.1756 |
80 |
1 |
74.81 |
2019-08-22 |
| 2. |
I never said I would stay to the end - I knew I would leave ... |
70.96 |
1.0763 |
0.2469 |
367 |
2 |
62.79 |
2023-05-10 |
| 3. |
At last, we finally meet. I have something for you, Chancell... |
70.12 |
1.0719 |
0.1971 |
186 |
1 |
70.12 |
2019-08-22 |
| 4. |
The green eyes, you're the one that I wanted to find and any... |
70.09 |
1.1213 |
0.1463 |
113 |
1 |
70.09 |
2019-08-21 |
| 5. |
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a ... |
69.47 |
1.0158 |
0.2337 |
103 |
1 |
69.47 |
2020-01-22 |
| 6. |
Wrongfully imprisoned action heroes rarely have the time to ... |
69.45 |
0.9881 |
0.2730 |
316 |
1 |
69.45 |
2021-03-24 |
| 7. |
Wow! I've never seen so many guests from different parts of ... |
69.27 |
0.9314 |
0.3210 |
160 |
1 |
69.27 |
2019-08-21 |
| 8. |
He's not afraid of losing. He's afraid of losing your love. ... |
68.66 |
0.9943 |
0.2476 |
163 |
1 |
68.66 |
2023-05-04 |
| 9. |
Love is a command, not just a feeling. Somehow, in the roman... |
68.61 |
1.0516 |
0.1929 |
270 |
1 |
68.61 |
2021-03-24 |
| 10. |
You know, this necklace makes me think of this totally rando... |
68.41 |
1.0868 |
0.1531 |
255 |
1 |
68.41 |
2021-04-09 |
| 11. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
68.29 |
1.0444 |
0.1885 |
197 |
1 |
68.29 |
2015-01-24 |
| 12. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
67.70 |
1.0528 |
0.1704 |
201 |
3 |
61.31 |
2021-04-14 |
| 13. |
Even though there may be a deceiver of some sort, very power... |
67.55 |
1.0177 |
0.2109 |
321 |
1 |
67.55 |
2023-05-04 |
| 14. |
I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little... |
67.36 |
1.0972 |
0.1521 |
251 |
1 |
67.36 |
2012-10-14 |
| 15. |
Focus your attention on the Now and tell me what problem you... |
67.33 |
1.1022 |
0.1520 |
259 |
1 |
67.33 |
2013-12-21 |
| 16. |
As Harry and Ron walked back to the castle for dinner, their... |
66.98 |
1.0138 |
0.1982 |
243 |
1 |
66.98 |
2022-05-11 |
| 17. |
Brother, however I have wronged you, whatever I have done th... |
66.17 |
1.0809 |
0.1079 |
205 |
1 |
66.17 |
2021-03-31 |
| 18. |
At first one, then another, then almost every member of the ... |
65.77 |
1.0591 |
1.2005 |
316 |
1 |
65.77 |
2023-05-10 |
| 19. |
Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, lik... |
65.08 |
0.8941 |
0.2861 |
216 |
1 |
65.08 |
2013-12-21 |
| 20. |
Ever since your brother got taken down... I've had my eye on... |
64.95 |
1.0258 |
0.1467 |
232 |
1 |
64.95 |
2022-05-11 |
| 21. |
Before he leaves the camp he stops. He scans the world outsi... |
64.72 |
1.0516 |
0.1181 |
276 |
1 |
64.72 |
2021-04-09 |
| 22. |
There was a stage and a PA up in western Massachusetts and t... |
64.68 |
0.9212 |
0.2513 |
231 |
1 |
64.68 |
2013-12-21 |
| 23. |
There's an old voice in my head that's holding me back. Well... |
64.61 |
1.0924 |
0.0802 |
225 |
1 |
64.61 |
2021-03-24 |
| 24. |
I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the po... |
64.57 |
1.0468 |
0.1009 |
145 |
1 |
64.57 |
2020-01-22 |
| 25. |
Everyone's counting on me to cheer them up and give them lot... |
64.56 |
1.0231 |
0.1329 |
177 |
1 |
64.56 |
2022-05-20 |
| 26. |
Where do you think you're going? Because I don't think you'r... |
64.36 |
1.0822 |
0.0759 |
97 |
1 |
64.36 |
2021-03-26 |
| 27. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
64.33 |
1.0666 |
0.0966 |
297 |
1 |
64.33 |
2014-03-28 |
| 28. |
Scars are souvenirs you never lose, the past is never far. A... |
64.23 |
1.0340 |
0.1284 |
370 |
1 |
64.23 |
2019-08-28 |
| 29. |
There's a piece of Maria in every song that I sing. And the ... |
63.99 |
1.1296 |
0.0604 |
252 |
1 |
63.99 |
2012-10-14 |
| 30. |
She may be the face I can't forget. The trace of pleasure or... |
63.92 |
1.0289 |
0.1276 |
252 |
1 |
63.92 |
2020-01-20 |
| 31. |
The road is long with many a winding turn that leads us to w... |
63.45 |
1.0193 |
0.1273 |
152 |
1 |
63.45 |
2021-04-09 |
| 32. |
All I do is talk a big game, and make myself sound like a bi... |
63.14 |
1.0304 |
0.1020 |
224 |
1 |
63.14 |
2021-03-24 |
| 33. |
You know, you go to thrift shops and you go to garage sales ... |
62.95 |
1.0167 |
0.1216 |
274 |
1 |
62.95 |
2023-05-10 |
| 34. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
62.63 |
1.0417 |
0.0906 |
253 |
3 |
57.75 |
2013-08-31 |
| 35. |
In another experiment involving students, respondents were a... |
62.44 |
0.9941 |
0.1755 |
540 |
1 |
62.44 |
2021-03-26 |
| 36. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
62.38 |
1.0565 |
0.0705 |
247 |
3 |
58.00 |
2013-12-21 |
| 37. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
62.25 |
1.0352 |
0.0927 |
341 |
2 |
53.99 |
2013-12-21 |
| 38. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
61.96 |
0.9772 |
0.1432 |
217 |
1 |
61.96 |
2013-12-21 |
| 39. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
61.77 |
0.9965 |
0.1204 |
310 |
1 |
61.77 |
2015-02-07 |
| 40. |
Getting out of your comfort zone means trying to do somethin... |
61.67 |
1.0768 |
0.0363 |
383 |
1 |
61.67 |
2022-05-20 |
| 41. |
He's not asking me to make a choice. He's telling me to take... |
61.67 |
1.0486 |
0.0677 |
235 |
1 |
61.67 |
2019-08-22 |
| 42. |
At a peace rally in Philadelphia in 1966, a reporter asked m... |
61.59 |
0.8985 |
0.2202 |
431 |
1 |
61.59 |
2023-05-10 |
| 43. |
First of all, you must be comfortable, otherwise it will be ... |
61.42 |
0.9831 |
0.1263 |
222 |
1 |
61.42 |
2012-10-14 |
| 44. |
And if you were prejudiced, you'd walk around thinking that ... |
61.39 |
1.0299 |
0.0779 |
209 |
1 |
61.39 |
2021-02-12 |
| 45. |
We may climb into the thin and cold realm of pure geometry a... |
61.38 |
0.9871 |
0.1623 |
209 |
1 |
61.38 |
2012-10-14 |
| 46. |
In two dimensions we say that a rigid body has only one rota... |
61.32 |
0.9582 |
0.1528 |
347 |
1 |
61.32 |
2019-08-22 |
| 47. |
The treatment of atoms with more than one electron requires ... |
61.31 |
0.9653 |
0.1476 |
394 |
1 |
61.31 |
2014-03-17 |
| 48. |
I often see racers, particularly at the back of the pack in ... |
61.30 |
0.9653 |
0.1429 |
349 |
2 |
59.76 |
2022-05-20 |
| 49. |
If there really is a complete unified theory that governs ev... |
61.29 |
1.0421 |
0.0687 |
318 |
1 |
61.29 |
2019-08-22 |
| 50. |
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... |
61.15 |
0.8852 |
0.2218 |
201 |
1 |
61.15 |
2013-12-21 |
| 51. |
I used to think she was quite intelligent, in my stupidity. ... |
60.80 |
1.0593 |
0.0415 |
303 |
1 |
60.80 |
2021-02-12 |
| 52. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
60.64 |
0.9684 |
0.1298 |
388 |
1 |
60.64 |
2020-01-22 |
| 53. |
I was long into my second decade of living single before I c... |
60.60 |
1.0151 |
0.0772 |
152 |
1 |
60.60 |
2012-10-20 |
| 54. |
This legendary dragon is a powerful engine of destruction. V... |
60.51 |
0.9323 |
0.1643 |
150 |
1 |
60.51 |
2019-08-02 |
| 55. |
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and... |
60.44 |
1.0827 |
0.0144 |
219 |
1 |
60.44 |
2020-01-22 |
| 56. |
Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand. I ... |
60.39 |
1.0141 |
0.0767 |
176 |
1 |
60.39 |
2021-03-24 |
| 57. |
Sparkling wines are wines that contain carbon dioxide bubble... |
60.33 |
0.9353 |
0.1540 |
177 |
1 |
60.33 |
2010-07-26 |
| 58. |
A zealot might be, for instance, an individual with a person... |
60.32 |
1.0150 |
0.1218 |
325 |
2 |
57.57 |
2015-01-24 |
| 59. |
The pickpockets' profession demands extraordinary nimbleness... |
60.12 |
0.9567 |
0.1747 |
184 |
1 |
60.12 |
2021-04-09 |
| 60. |
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the ju... |
59.66 |
1.0459 |
0.0683 |
200 |
1 |
59.66 |
2013-08-31 |
| 61. |
I don't like you, but I love you. Seems that I'm always thin... |
59.59 |
1.0238 |
0.0480 |
293 |
1 |
59.59 |
2021-02-12 |
| 62. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
59.46 |
0.9866 |
0.0870 |
218 |
1 |
59.46 |
2013-08-15 |
| 63. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
59.37 |
1.0296 |
0.0463 |
437 |
1 |
59.37 |
2010-04-21 |
| 64. |
Spooky, scary skeletons send shivers down your spine. Shriek... |
59.08 |
0.9084 |
0.1372 |
240 |
1 |
59.08 |
2023-05-10 |
| 65. |
O clear intelligence, force beyond all measure! Gentlemen, I... |
59.05 |
0.9976 |
0.0928 |
174 |
1 |
59.05 |
2012-10-14 |
| 66. |
Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have ma... |
59.00 |
1.0136 |
0.0519 |
202 |
1 |
59.00 |
2019-08-22 |
| 67. |
You cannot entice a true thief, and thief by vocation, into ... |
58.96 |
0.8914 |
0.1756 |
366 |
1 |
58.96 |
2013-10-24 |
| 68. |
Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by hav... |
58.80 |
1.0154 |
0.0950 |
351 |
1 |
58.80 |
2013-12-24 |
| 69. |
If I can't find the cure, I'll fix you with my love. No matt... |
58.74 |
1.0020 |
0.0556 |
215 |
1 |
58.74 |
2021-03-24 |
| 70. |
I don't believe in an interventionist God, but I know, darli... |
58.66 |
1.0677 |
0.0238 |
284 |
1 |
58.66 |
2012-10-14 |
| 71. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
58.59 |
0.9699 |
0.0896 |
269 |
1 |
58.59 |
2013-08-15 |
| 72. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
58.54 |
1.0577 |
-0.0011 |
247 |
1 |
58.54 |
2010-04-15 |
| 73. |
Have you ever felt so strong that it made you feel weak? Lon... |
58.34 |
1.0338 |
0.0169 |
294 |
1 |
58.34 |
2019-07-31 |
| 74. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
58.31 |
1.0289 |
0.0272 |
276 |
2 |
53.84 |
2010-04-21 |
| 75. |
You know when I was your age, I went out to fishing with all... |
58.26 |
1.0744 |
-0.0234 |
144 |
1 |
58.26 |
2019-08-21 |
| 76. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
58.26 |
1.0521 |
-0.0011 |
171 |
1 |
58.26 |
2010-07-23 |
| 77. |
Imagine for a moment if we once again knew these few unremar... |
58.08 |
1.0662 |
0.0154 |
407 |
1 |
58.08 |
2014-04-19 |
| 78. |
He had spent enormous amounts of time at the great libraries... |
57.94 |
0.9426 |
0.1060 |
317 |
3 |
47.45 |
2014-03-28 |
| 79. |
I called Betsy again at her office and she said maybe we'd g... |
57.89 |
1.0338 |
0.0137 |
201 |
1 |
57.89 |
2022-05-11 |
| 80. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
57.65 |
1.0787 |
-0.0370 |
237 |
1 |
57.65 |
2013-12-21 |
| 81. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
57.51 |
0.9986 |
0.0414 |
283 |
1 |
57.51 |
2019-07-31 |
| 82. |
One Eva Smith has gone - but there are millions and millions... |
57.44 |
1.0267 |
0.0104 |
499 |
1 |
57.44 |
2022-05-20 |
| 83. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
57.40 |
0.9278 |
0.1119 |
295 |
1 |
57.40 |
2013-12-24 |
| 84. |
Every morning when he'd come to pick you up, I would look fo... |
57.29 |
1.0622 |
-0.0245 |
444 |
1 |
57.29 |
2019-08-02 |
| 85. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
57.27 |
0.9532 |
0.0822 |
258 |
3 |
52.74 |
2010-04-21 |
| 86. |
It's amazing. You want me to be honest? The favoritism Tony ... |
57.22 |
0.9059 |
0.1268 |
201 |
1 |
57.22 |
2019-08-21 |
| 87. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
57.16 |
1.0016 |
0.0300 |
218 |
1 |
57.16 |
2010-07-21 |
| 88. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
57.06 |
1.0396 |
-0.0119 |
149 |
1 |
57.06 |
2009-04-27 |
| 89. |
Music finds a comfortable parallel with that of human langua... |
57.00 |
1.0485 |
0.0195 |
153 |
2 |
52.79 |
2013-08-31 |
| 90. |
Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. T... |
56.70 |
1.0331 |
-0.0077 |
190 |
1 |
56.70 |
2019-08-23 |
| 91. |
An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, t... |
56.69 |
0.9109 |
0.1159 |
401 |
1 |
56.69 |
2013-08-31 |
| 92. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
56.55 |
0.9754 |
0.0497 |
362 |
2 |
53.35 |
2015-02-07 |
| 93. |
Don't know much about history. Don't know much biology. Don'... |
56.49 |
1.0199 |
-0.0014 |
239 |
1 |
56.49 |
2019-08-02 |
| 94. |
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on ... |
56.47 |
0.9882 |
0.0297 |
553 |
1 |
56.47 |
2019-08-20 |
| 95. |
The typewriter had a problem, though. Try to type quickly on... |
56.45 |
0.8791 |
0.1413 |
190 |
1 |
56.45 |
2009-10-12 |
| 96. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
56.36 |
0.9286 |
0.0893 |
194 |
1 |
56.36 |
2009-04-27 |
| 97. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
56.16 |
1.0033 |
0.0083 |
189 |
2 |
53.69 |
2015-01-24 |
| 98. |
That fear had been inside him for many years, it had lived w... |
56.03 |
1.0740 |
-0.0219 |
264 |
1 |
56.03 |
2014-03-28 |
| 99. |
Round the world we'll go, does anybody know, love? If we're ... |
55.92 |
1.0265 |
-0.0286 |
154 |
1 |
55.92 |
2021-03-24 |
| 100. |
I had neither kith nor kin in England, and was therefore as ... |
55.90 |
0.9694 |
0.0439 |
319 |
1 |
55.90 |
2019-08-23 |
| 101. |
It's so relieving to know that you're leaving as soon as you... |
55.56 |
1.0610 |
-0.0582 |
250 |
1 |
55.56 |
2019-08-21 |
| 102. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
55.51 |
0.9233 |
0.0770 |
168 |
1 |
55.51 |
2013-08-31 |
| 103. |
Instead of hiring workers during the peak hog kill in the wi... |
55.40 |
0.9814 |
0.0591 |
364 |
1 |
55.40 |
2010-05-29 |
| 104. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
54.87 |
0.9351 |
0.0540 |
190 |
1 |
54.87 |
2010-07-21 |
| 105. |
The mother was gravely injured. Her only choice was to entru... |
54.53 |
1.0174 |
-0.0320 |
259 |
1 |
54.53 |
2019-10-28 |
| 106. |
When the light of life has gone, no change for the meter. Th... |
54.41 |
1.0725 |
-0.0607 |
233 |
1 |
54.41 |
2012-10-20 |
| 107. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
54.35 |
1.0714 |
-0.0933 |
129 |
1 |
54.35 |
2009-04-26 |
| 108. |
One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... |
54.28 |
0.9275 |
0.0520 |
211 |
1 |
54.28 |
2010-07-21 |
| 109. |
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, ... |
53.91 |
0.7691 |
0.2074 |
127 |
1 |
53.91 |
2020-01-22 |
| 110. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
53.79 |
1.0426 |
-0.0706 |
323 |
1 |
53.79 |
2009-07-19 |
| 111. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
53.75 |
1.0331 |
-0.0642 |
234 |
1 |
53.75 |
2009-04-27 |
| 112. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
53.63 |
1.0711 |
-0.1059 |
213 |
2 |
47.85 |
2009-07-19 |
| 113. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
53.62 |
0.9527 |
0.0158 |
251 |
2 |
52.23 |
2010-01-30 |
| 114. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
53.53 |
1.0029 |
-0.0379 |
209 |
1 |
53.53 |
2009-04-30 |
| 115. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
53.44 |
0.9820 |
-0.0145 |
267 |
1 |
53.44 |
2012-10-14 |
| 116. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
53.39 |
1.0316 |
-0.0662 |
333 |
1 |
53.39 |
2012-10-14 |
| 117. |
Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... |
53.36 |
0.9309 |
0.0320 |
284 |
1 |
53.36 |
2009-10-12 |
| 118. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
53.29 |
1.0529 |
-0.0901 |
351 |
1 |
53.29 |
2013-12-13 |
| 119. |
In the witch trials, it was nearly impossible to provide com... |
53.29 |
0.9675 |
-0.0004 |
383 |
1 |
53.29 |
2013-12-24 |
| 120. |
He started running, up and up, until he hurled himself into ... |
53.19 |
1.0172 |
-0.0234 |
341 |
1 |
53.19 |
2012-10-20 |
| 121. |
Everything we hold dear likewise resolves into its original ... |
52.86 |
1.0177 |
-0.0297 |
392 |
1 |
52.86 |
2013-08-31 |
| 122. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
52.84 |
1.0555 |
-0.1001 |
363 |
1 |
52.84 |
2012-10-14 |
| 123. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
52.74 |
0.9798 |
-0.0300 |
199 |
1 |
52.74 |
2013-11-07 |
| 124. |
Typing competitions provided another test of the Qwerty keyb... |
52.49 |
0.8811 |
0.0697 |
239 |
1 |
52.49 |
2013-10-28 |
| 125. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
52.24 |
0.9578 |
-0.0145 |
281 |
1 |
52.24 |
2010-04-04 |
| 126. |
The evidence in the standard history of Qwerty versus Dvorak... |
52.20 |
0.9088 |
0.0372 |
348 |
1 |
52.20 |
2010-01-30 |
| 127. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
52.18 |
1.0829 |
-0.1401 |
288 |
1 |
52.18 |
2010-07-23 |
| 128. |
Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your gl... |
52.16 |
0.9411 |
0.0027 |
318 |
1 |
52.16 |
2012-10-14 |
| 129. |
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky are also on t... |
52.09 |
0.9454 |
-0.0088 |
176 |
1 |
52.09 |
2019-08-21 |
| 130. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
51.85 |
1.0349 |
-0.0991 |
234 |
1 |
51.85 |
2009-10-11 |
| 131. |
The red one is plutonium-239. 10,000,000th of a gram causes ... |
51.55 |
0.7940 |
0.1433 |
395 |
1 |
51.55 |
2019-08-19 |
| 132. |
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... |
50.99 |
0.9811 |
-0.0596 |
272 |
1 |
50.99 |
2009-07-19 |
| 133. |
But if in efficient causes it is possible to go on to infini... |
50.90 |
1.0441 |
-0.0860 |
316 |
1 |
50.90 |
2009-10-11 |
| 134. |
Ergonomics is a term that combines the Greek word ergon, mea... |
50.67 |
0.9005 |
0.0148 |
212 |
1 |
50.67 |
2010-04-03 |
| 135. |
People aren't as complex as you think they are. They're simp... |
50.61 |
1.0728 |
-0.1663 |
237 |
1 |
50.61 |
2021-02-23 |
| 136. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
50.47 |
0.9763 |
-0.0651 |
289 |
1 |
50.47 |
2009-07-19 |
| 137. |
Leave my door open just a crack, 'cause I feel like such an ... |
50.37 |
0.8902 |
0.0138 |
142 |
1 |
50.37 |
2019-08-07 |
| 138. |
Your silence furnishes a dark house. But even at the risk of... |
50.16 |
1.0673 |
-0.1633 |
102 |
1 |
50.16 |
2021-04-09 |
| 139. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
50.15 |
1.0023 |
-0.0986 |
211 |
1 |
50.15 |
2009-04-26 |
| 140. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
50.09 |
0.9372 |
-0.0299 |
320 |
1 |
50.09 |
2012-10-14 |
| 141. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
49.75 |
1.0334 |
-0.1390 |
131 |
1 |
49.75 |
2010-07-23 |
| 142. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
49.75 |
0.9731 |
-0.0800 |
129 |
1 |
49.75 |
2010-12-29 |
| 143. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
49.70 |
1.0483 |
-0.1529 |
227 |
1 |
49.70 |
2009-04-27 |
| 144. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
49.64 |
0.9884 |
-0.0929 |
233 |
1 |
49.64 |
2009-04-27 |
| 145. |
Imagine considering "if" as a two-finger movement instead of... |
49.55 |
0.8956 |
0.0012 |
322 |
1 |
49.55 |
2013-08-31 |
| 146. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
49.49 |
1.0168 |
-0.1237 |
271 |
1 |
49.49 |
2009-10-12 |
| 147. |
If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... |
49.39 |
0.9857 |
-0.0944 |
293 |
1 |
49.39 |
2009-04-26 |
| 148. |
Let me tell you the story of right hand, left hand. It's a t... |
49.11 |
0.9726 |
-0.0885 |
269 |
1 |
49.11 |
2020-01-22 |
| 149. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
49.07 |
0.9740 |
-0.0898 |
209 |
1 |
49.07 |
2010-04-06 |
| 150. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
49.05 |
0.9795 |
-0.0941 |
308 |
1 |
49.05 |
2010-04-03 |
| 151. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
49.04 |
0.9886 |
-0.1028 |
220 |
1 |
49.04 |
2010-07-27 |
| 152. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
48.49 |
1.0516 |
-0.1762 |
281 |
1 |
48.49 |
2009-04-26 |
| 153. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
48.45 |
1.0261 |
-0.1529 |
273 |
2 |
45.96 |
2009-04-26 |
| 154. |
I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... |
48.33 |
1.0619 |
-0.1890 |
354 |
1 |
48.33 |
2009-04-26 |
| 155. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
48.26 |
0.9846 |
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281 |
2 |
48.20 |
2010-04-06 |
| 156. |
The garbage chute was a wonderful idea! What an incredible s... |
48.25 |
0.7352 |
0.1378 |
106 |
1 |
48.25 |
2009-10-08 |
| 157. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
48.19 |
1.0389 |
-0.1691 |
318 |
1 |
48.19 |
2009-07-19 |
| 158. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
48.18 |
0.9865 |
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276 |
1 |
48.18 |
2009-10-08 |
| 159. |
King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... |
47.88 |
0.8961 |
-0.0323 |
189 |
1 |
47.88 |
2010-04-06 |
| 160. |
Yet the web of thought has no such creases and is more like ... |
47.65 |
0.9786 |
-0.1187 |
235 |
2 |
47.15 |
2009-04-25 |
| 161. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
47.65 |
0.9164 |
-0.0547 |
305 |
1 |
47.65 |
2009-07-19 |
| 162. |
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... |
47.39 |
0.9786 |
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193 |
1 |
47.39 |
2012-10-14 |
| 163. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
47.25 |
0.9072 |
-0.0555 |
237 |
1 |
47.25 |
2009-04-25 |
| 164. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
47.08 |
1.0788 |
-0.2326 |
171 |
1 |
47.08 |
2009-04-26 |
| 165. |
I have lived my life to the best of my ability. But I have n... |
46.96 |
1.0979 |
-0.2519 |
220 |
1 |
46.96 |
2022-05-20 |
| 166. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
46.83 |
1.1018 |
-0.2601 |
220 |
1 |
46.83 |
2009-04-26 |
| 167. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
46.73 |
0.8916 |
-0.0485 |
216 |
1 |
46.73 |
2009-07-19 |
| 168. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
46.39 |
0.9376 |
-0.0981 |
367 |
1 |
46.39 |
2010-07-23 |
| 169. |
In the late 1960s, a growing number of people became concern... |
46.36 |
0.9668 |
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383 |
1 |
46.36 |
2010-04-06 |
| 170. |
My friend, I shall be pedagogic, and say you ought to start ... |
45.96 |
1.0125 |
-0.1857 |
224 |
1 |
45.96 |
2009-04-27 |
| 171. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
45.91 |
1.0567 |
-0.2277 |
303 |
1 |
45.91 |
2009-04-25 |
| 172. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
45.56 |
0.9843 |
-0.1650 |
234 |
2 |
41.19 |
2009-04-26 |
| 173. |
Many wines have more than 14 percent alcohol because the win... |
45.42 |
0.9739 |
-0.1225 |
412 |
1 |
45.42 |
2010-07-29 |
| 174. |
I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t... |
45.31 |
0.9567 |
-0.1397 |
273 |
1 |
45.31 |
2009-04-25 |
| 175. |
Miss Wormwood, I protest this "C" grade! That's saying I onl... |
45.31 |
0.7792 |
0.0423 |
346 |
1 |
45.31 |
2019-08-21 |
| 176. |
"This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... |
45.14 |
0.8353 |
-0.0163 |
283 |
1 |
45.14 |
2010-01-30 |
| 177. |
In 1972, domestic oil production peaked and then began its i... |
44.92 |
0.8442 |
-0.0315 |
265 |
2 |
44.08 |
2010-12-29 |
| 178. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
44.77 |
0.8826 |
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296 |
1 |
44.77 |
2013-10-24 |
| 179. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
44.73 |
1.0025 |
-0.1961 |
256 |
1 |
44.73 |
2009-04-25 |
| 180. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
44.66 |
0.9293 |
-0.1231 |
355 |
1 |
44.66 |
2009-04-27 |
| 181. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
44.64 |
1.0441 |
-0.2393 |
252 |
1 |
44.64 |
2009-04-25 |
| 182. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
44.45 |
0.9965 |
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168 |
1 |
44.45 |
2009-04-26 |
| 183. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
44.10 |
1.0385 |
-0.2445 |
230 |
2 |
38.43 |
2009-04-25 |
| 184. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
43.94 |
0.9897 |
-0.1984 |
274 |
1 |
43.94 |
2009-04-25 |
| 185. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
43.92 |
0.9330 |
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360 |
1 |
43.92 |
2009-04-25 |
| 186. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
43.56 |
0.9697 |
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249 |
1 |
43.56 |
2009-04-25 |
| 187. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
42.95 |
0.8602 |
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206 |
2 |
41.66 |
2010-04-15 |
| 188. |
Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing ... |
42.86 |
0.9365 |
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248 |
1 |
42.86 |
2009-04-26 |
| 189. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
42.62 |
1.0034 |
-0.2362 |
302 |
1 |
42.62 |
2009-10-08 |
| 190. |
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fu... |
42.26 |
0.9964 |
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203 |
1 |
42.26 |
2010-04-08 |
| 191. |
You have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Whea... |
41.91 |
0.9687 |
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371 |
1 |
41.91 |
2010-04-06 |
| 192. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
41.88 |
1.0445 |
-0.2900 |
373 |
1 |
41.88 |
2009-04-25 |
| 193. |
Sholes consulted with an educator who helped him analyze the... |
41.76 |
0.8935 |
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328 |
1 |
41.76 |
2009-04-25 |
| 194. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
41.35 |
1.0462 |
-0.3040 |
184 |
1 |
41.35 |
2009-04-25 |
| 195. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
38.56 |
1.0214 |
-0.3295 |
166 |
1 |
38.56 |
2009-04-25 |
| 196. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
37.72 |
0.9468 |
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276 |
2 |
32.69 |
2009-04-26 |
| 197. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
36.83 |
0.8910 |
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150 |
1 |
36.83 |
2009-04-25 |
| 198. |
You're here because you know something. What you know you ca... |
36.16 |
0.9633 |
-0.3120 |
304 |
1 |
36.16 |
2009-04-25 |