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1. God help the man who ever really loves you. You'd break his ... 106.86 1.0012 0.2376 188 1 106.86 2024-10-23
2. If the sky that we look upon should tumble and fall, or the ... 103.59 1.0504 0.1500 165 1 103.59 2024-09-30
3. Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where ... 103.14 1.0723 0.1223 113 1 103.14 2024-10-04
4. You and Marshall belong together. The two of you have someth... 102.18 1.0915 0.0923 389 1 102.18 2024-09-30
5. When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life wit... 101.96 1.1723 0.0093 132 1 101.96 2024-10-13
6. Some people pass through your life and you never think about... 100.33 1.1374 0.0252 271 1 100.33 2024-10-02
7. Books are nice, aren't they? With just one sentence you can ... 99.07 1.0625 0.0845 407 1 99.07 2024-10-23
8. One day you're in a funk about things, telling a friend that... 98.12 1.1323 0.0160 341 1 98.12 2024-09-23
9. There are many ways to get out; surrender is one, losing is ... 98.04 1.0206 0.1157 294 1 98.04 2024-10-02
10. What you are, and who you are should provide greater clarity... 96.83 1.0211 0.1011 286 1 96.83 2024-10-06
11. They had their faces twisted toward their haunches and found... 95.85 1.0305 0.0811 213 1 95.85 2024-10-13
12. There will be no more retribution, so you better not waste y... 94.87 1.0958 0.0041 189 1 94.87 2024-10-02
13. But the queen - too long she has suffered the pain of love, ... 94.75 1.0290 0.0690 265 1 94.75 2024-09-26
14. I know more about the private lives of celebrities than I do... 94.53 1.0408 0.0550 227 1 94.53 2024-10-02
15. Marriage is so unlike everything else. There is something ev... 94.50 1.0635 0.0324 427 1 94.50 2024-09-29
16. And words were not just the pieces of speaking; they were th... 93.60 1.0715 0.0127 206 1 93.60 2024-09-29
17. You think my life is some precious thing to me? That I would... 93.00 1.0524 0.0227 251 1 93.00 2024-10-02
18. I don't know how many days have passed, waiting to hear back... 92.98 1.0851 -0.0047 256 1 92.98 2024-10-03
19. So, I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And mayb... 92.81 1.0959 -0.0199 266 1 92.81 2024-10-02
20. Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew, when I bit off mor... 92.50 1.0482 0.0242 151 1 92.50 2024-10-03
21. Growing up to be a mommy is one of the most wonderful things... 92.49 1.1146 -0.0424 300 1 92.49 2024-09-23
22. I do not for one think that the problem was that the band wa... 92.20 1.0227 0.0457 269 1 92.20 2024-09-29
23. Just let me wake up in the morning to the smell of new mown ... 91.50 1.0814 -0.0212 284 1 91.50 2024-09-29
24. Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird ... 91.39 1.0526 0.0076 209 1 91.39 2024-10-06
25. Where are those happy days, they seem so hard to find. I tri... 90.95 1.0686 -0.0145 209 1 90.95 2024-09-29
26. Directories contain elements that describe objects in the wo... 90.28 0.9852 0.0615 216 1 90.28 2024-10-06
27. My meaning simply is, that whatever I have tried to do in li... 89.90 1.0089 0.0336 258 1 89.90 2024-09-29
28. I only lose my fear when I run. I won't lose a tear when I r... 88.39 1.0715 -0.0471 131 1 88.39 2024-10-02
29. I wanna live the stories I write, see the whole world with m... 87.88 1.1743 -0.1554 262 1 87.88 2024-09-29
30. Erdos knows about more problems than anybody else, and he no... 87.59 1.0293 -0.0135 484 1 87.59 2024-10-02
31. Some have a positive vocation for breaking open safes: from ... 86.65 0.9670 0.0522 307 1 86.65 2024-10-02
32. I know that the idea of raising well-rounded, smarter kids c... 85.71 1.0328 -0.0298 356 1 85.71 2024-09-23
33. What is it about owning things? Why do we feel the need to o... 85.62 1.0463 -0.0536 530 1 85.62 2024-09-23
34. Every time people try to punish the rich, the rich don't sim... 85.37 1.0150 -0.0139 411 1 85.37 2024-09-30
35. And I don't believe in the existence of angels but looking a... 85.20 1.0774 -0.0807 304 1 85.20 2024-09-23
36. My spirit's made up of the ocean, and the sky, and the sun, ... 84.54 1.0537 -0.0747 223 1 84.54 2024-10-02
37. I never said I would stay to the end - I knew I would leave ... 83.91 1.0763 -0.0917 367 1 83.91 2024-10-02
38. O clear intelligence, force beyond all measure! Gentlemen, I... 83.46 0.9976 -0.0209 174 1 83.46 2024-09-29
39. People worry about losing species diversity in the rain fore... 83.37 1.0021 -0.0366 427 1 83.37 2024-10-13
40. I can always tell when you're lying. I also know that you ca... 83.09 1.0147 -0.0523 249 1 83.09 2024-09-30
41. Samatha is a state in which the mind is brought to rest, foc... 83.08 1.0673 -0.0871 230 1 83.08 2024-09-23
42. Even there, in the mines, underground, I may find a human he... 83.02 0.9984 -0.0366 409 1 83.02 2024-10-13
43. Says who? Just so you know, the people who talk that way thi... 82.51 1.0378 -0.0813 351 1 82.51 2024-09-30
44. Sometimes the briefest moments capture us, force us to take ... 82.44 1.0959 -0.1421 136 1 82.44 2024-10-02
45. As my bones grew they did hurt. They hurt really bad. I trie... 81.98 1.0619 -0.1123 223 1 81.98 2024-09-30
46. It was an effect of light: quick sunlight dappling, yellow l... 81.48 0.9376 0.0163 360 1 81.48 2024-09-29
47. For all my brave talk, I knew it was just that. No matter ho... 81.44 1.0794 -0.1365 195 1 81.44 2024-09-23
48. But if in efficient causes it is possible to go on to infini... 80.85 1.0441 -0.0933 316 1 80.85 2024-09-23
49. Corn is what feeds the steer that becomes the steak. Corn fe... 79.12 1.0008 -0.0712 473 1 79.12 2024-09-23
50. I'll find you in the morning sun and when the night is new. ... 78.83 1.0476 -0.1351 232 1 78.83 2024-09-30
51. It was the grief of rainy forests and the moan of stormy wat... 78.82 1.0493 -0.1319 189 1 78.82 2024-10-02
52. Around midafternoon, the snow thinned into sleet, and some u... 78.80 0.9904 -0.0609 203 1 78.80 2024-10-02
53. He could not be mistaken. There were no other eyes like thos... 78.60 1.0960 -0.1862 212 1 78.60 2024-10-06
54. The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But w... 78.14 1.0108 -0.1069 484 1 78.14 2024-10-02
55. We rendezvous with Rochambeau, consolidate their gifts. We c... 78.00 0.9680 -0.0615 165 1 78.00 2024-09-23
56. Historian James C. Cobb has described southern identity as "... 77.77 0.9176 -0.0055 267 1 77.77 2024-09-23
57. Amy, there was a song I couldn't get out of my head. Eventua... 76.96 0.9732 -0.0829 264 1 76.96 2024-10-02
58. I feel his presence. But he can also feel mine. He's come fo... 76.61 1.0181 -0.1308 202 1 76.61 2024-10-02
59. Your inner child will be happy to know that when it comes to... 76.36 1.0288 -0.1325 300 1 76.36 2024-09-23
60. Men are so quick to blame the gods: they say that we devise ... 74.87 0.9423 -0.0749 172 1 74.87 2024-09-29
61. One of the greatest attributes of God is power. Power to cre... 73.73 1.0068 -0.1517 415 1 73.73 2024-09-23
62. She was a genius of sadness, immersing herself in it, separa... 73.32 0.9176 -0.0572 365 1 73.32 2024-10-02
63. I always make offers with escape clauses. In real estate, I ... 72.68 1.0151 -0.1583 265 1 72.68 2024-09-23
64. She took a deep breath. "Do you remember I told you he's an ... 72.55 0.8842 -0.0441 155 1 72.55 2024-09-30
65. I'm sorry, what were you asking me? Oh, yes. That stupid pla... 69.46 0.9335 -0.1330 221 1 69.46 2024-09-23