| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
99.61 |
1.1018 |
0.3498 |
220 |
24 |
70.51 |
2009-04-29 |
| 2. |
Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... |
99.28 |
1.0419 |
0.4112 |
261 |
9 |
78.01 |
2009-10-16 |
| 3. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
97.60 |
1.0483 |
0.3770 |
227 |
8 |
73.27 |
2009-10-19 |
| 4. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
97.28 |
1.0799 |
0.3400 |
243 |
33 |
69.54 |
2011-01-28 |
| 5. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
97.23 |
1.0213 |
0.3983 |
240 |
6 |
75.76 |
2009-10-05 |
| 6. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
93.90 |
1.1016 |
0.2722 |
233 |
7 |
80.26 |
2011-01-28 |
| 7. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
93.19 |
1.0025 |
0.3606 |
256 |
16 |
66.84 |
2009-10-06 |
| 8. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
92.63 |
1.0417 |
0.3107 |
253 |
5 |
78.52 |
2010-04-19 |
| 9. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
90.84 |
1.0444 |
0.2775 |
197 |
16 |
66.59 |
2009-04-22 |
| 10. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
90.41 |
1.0060 |
0.3114 |
171 |
11 |
70.65 |
2009-04-17 |
| 11. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
90.22 |
1.0797 |
0.2340 |
210 |
12 |
60.75 |
2009-04-06 |
| 12. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
89.97 |
1.0596 |
0.2539 |
239 |
4 |
76.65 |
2009-10-05 |
| 13. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
89.55 |
0.9866 |
0.3191 |
218 |
17 |
63.02 |
2009-10-14 |
| 14. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
89.36 |
1.0390 |
0.2638 |
205 |
6 |
72.14 |
2009-09-18 |
| 15. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
89.15 |
1.0029 |
0.2942 |
209 |
8 |
75.03 |
2010-04-09 |
| 16. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
88.34 |
1.0368 |
0.2556 |
276 |
17 |
58.21 |
2009-04-22 |
| 17. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
87.93 |
1.0796 |
0.2011 |
129 |
13 |
77.68 |
2009-01-27 |
| 18. |
Parisian French is different from Provincial French and Germ... |
87.09 |
0.9286 |
0.3435 |
194 |
7 |
64.25 |
2009-04-06 |
| 19. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
86.48 |
0.9886 |
0.2780 |
220 |
7 |
72.18 |
2009-04-06 |
| 20. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
86.16 |
0.9636 |
0.2957 |
254 |
6 |
71.71 |
2009-04-06 |
| 21. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
86.03 |
1.0396 |
0.2106 |
149 |
18 |
58.70 |
2009-04-16 |
| 22. |
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fu... |
85.97 |
0.9964 |
0.2603 |
203 |
3 |
70.05 |
2009-04-08 |
| 23. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
85.63 |
0.9897 |
0.2595 |
274 |
8 |
74.30 |
2009-04-22 |
| 24. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
84.89 |
1.0829 |
0.1592 |
288 |
15 |
59.94 |
2009-04-08 |
| 25. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
84.47 |
1.0711 |
0.1582 |
213 |
23 |
59.90 |
2009-09-17 |
| 26. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
84.21 |
1.0498 |
0.1760 |
180 |
6 |
72.90 |
2011-01-27 |
| 27. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
83.93 |
1.0331 |
0.1911 |
234 |
20 |
59.15 |
2010-04-20 |
| 28. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
83.63 |
0.9514 |
0.2709 |
237 |
18 |
61.22 |
2009-01-22 |
| 29. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
83.01 |
1.0567 |
0.1567 |
303 |
10 |
55.78 |
2009-04-14 |
| 30. |
One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... |
82.95 |
0.9275 |
0.2812 |
211 |
12 |
68.87 |
2009-04-17 |
| 31. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
82.45 |
1.0993 |
0.1032 |
265 |
29 |
62.61 |
2009-04-06 |
| 32. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
82.44 |
1.0352 |
0.1723 |
341 |
2 |
70.96 |
2009-01-22 |
| 33. |
Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
81.52 |
1.0109 |
0.1807 |
276 |
16 |
60.68 |
2009-05-21 |
| 34. |
Too often writers believe that they can emphasize words by p... |
81.26 |
1.0073 |
0.1877 |
369 |
4 |
72.18 |
2009-01-12 |
| 35. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
81.19 |
0.9772 |
0.2053 |
217 |
14 |
56.33 |
2009-04-06 |
| 36. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
80.80 |
1.0787 |
0.1002 |
237 |
17 |
62.47 |
2009-07-31 |
| 37. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
80.79 |
1.0023 |
0.1759 |
211 |
8 |
63.19 |
2009-09-14 |
| 38. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
80.65 |
1.1114 |
0.0639 |
247 |
6 |
72.75 |
2009-04-08 |
| 39. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
80.55 |
0.9500 |
0.2287 |
362 |
16 |
56.74 |
2009-01-26 |
| 40. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
80.23 |
0.9278 |
0.2467 |
295 |
6 |
67.08 |
2009-04-06 |
| 41. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
80.06 |
1.0289 |
0.1448 |
276 |
4 |
71.50 |
2009-01-06 |
| 42. |
It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes ... |
79.85 |
1.0297 |
0.1353 |
249 |
6 |
69.82 |
2009-04-06 |
| 43. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
79.84 |
1.0201 |
0.1391 |
172 |
14 |
59.57 |
2009-01-26 |
| 44. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
78.71 |
1.0214 |
0.1263 |
269 |
15 |
61.13 |
2009-01-26 |
| 45. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
78.67 |
1.0201 |
0.1291 |
303 |
24 |
57.30 |
2009-05-22 |
| 46. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
78.65 |
1.0516 |
0.0965 |
281 |
6 |
69.82 |
2009-01-12 |
| 47. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
78.47 |
1.0296 |
0.1226 |
437 |
21 |
58.33 |
2009-01-12 |
| 48. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
78.45 |
0.9740 |
0.1674 |
209 |
12 |
65.04 |
2009-01-27 |
| 49. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
78.28 |
0.9754 |
0.1737 |
362 |
21 |
57.10 |
2009-01-26 |
| 50. |
I had a dream. There was our world, and the world was dark b... |
78.26 |
1.0619 |
0.0844 |
354 |
12 |
59.50 |
2009-01-23 |
| 51. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
77.79 |
1.0515 |
0.0824 |
250 |
9 |
61.50 |
2009-01-23 |
| 52. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
77.77 |
0.9372 |
0.2023 |
320 |
11 |
57.54 |
2009-01-14 |
| 53. |
A giant inverted steel pyramid is perfectly balanced on its ... |
77.69 |
0.9893 |
0.1451 |
323 |
15 |
55.39 |
2008-12-22 |
| 54. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
77.69 |
0.9844 |
0.1547 |
293 |
22 |
56.63 |
2009-01-12 |
| 55. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
77.60 |
1.0577 |
0.0718 |
247 |
2 |
67.18 |
2009-01-08 |
| 56. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
77.41 |
1.0565 |
0.0711 |
247 |
21 |
58.51 |
2009-01-23 |
| 57. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
77.24 |
1.0454 |
0.0785 |
255 |
5 |
71.30 |
2009-01-23 |
| 58. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
77.24 |
1.0788 |
0.0432 |
171 |
5 |
65.88 |
2009-01-12 |
| 59. |
Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the k... |
77.24 |
1.0391 |
0.0946 |
358 |
6 |
68.25 |
2009-04-06 |
| 60. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
77.23 |
1.0529 |
0.0745 |
351 |
16 |
63.54 |
2009-01-26 |
| 61. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
76.96 |
0.9910 |
0.1344 |
295 |
15 |
60.61 |
2009-01-22 |
| 62. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
76.94 |
1.0099 |
0.1104 |
207 |
17 |
57.22 |
2009-02-03 |
| 63. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
76.93 |
0.9991 |
0.1245 |
225 |
15 |
56.46 |
2009-02-03 |
| 64. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
76.85 |
1.0120 |
0.1091 |
290 |
19 |
57.23 |
2009-01-26 |
| 65. |
I will need my spectacles and a clear head. Today I broke my... |
76.67 |
1.0214 |
0.0924 |
166 |
17 |
55.34 |
2009-01-14 |
| 66. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
76.32 |
0.9941 |
0.1176 |
217 |
16 |
58.64 |
2009-01-26 |
| 67. |
This planet has, or rather had, a problem, which was this: m... |
75.93 |
1.0477 |
0.0630 |
360 |
2 |
74.72 |
2009-01-14 |
| 68. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
75.80 |
1.0666 |
0.0399 |
297 |
9 |
56.23 |
2009-01-23 |
| 69. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
75.71 |
1.0203 |
0.0882 |
261 |
11 |
62.73 |
2009-01-26 |
| 70. |
The treatment of atoms with more than one electron requires ... |
75.18 |
0.9653 |
0.1402 |
394 |
18 |
60.77 |
2009-01-26 |
| 71. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
75.02 |
1.0613 |
0.0345 |
266 |
12 |
57.47 |
2009-01-26 |
| 72. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
75.00 |
0.9846 |
0.1089 |
281 |
18 |
56.94 |
2009-01-22 |
| 73. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
74.77 |
0.9833 |
0.1095 |
355 |
4 |
66.14 |
2009-01-14 |
| 74. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
74.59 |
1.0337 |
0.0542 |
214 |
10 |
69.11 |
2009-04-06 |
| 75. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
74.28 |
1.0013 |
0.0817 |
273 |
17 |
54.43 |
2009-01-12 |
| 76. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
74.12 |
1.0016 |
0.0754 |
218 |
4 |
63.75 |
2009-01-06 |
| 77. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
73.73 |
1.0197 |
0.0532 |
226 |
15 |
56.20 |
2009-01-27 |
| 78. |
It is greatly to America's advantage that it is a congenial ... |
73.72 |
0.9266 |
0.1492 |
267 |
10 |
58.21 |
2009-01-22 |
| 79. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
73.70 |
1.0131 |
0.0584 |
225 |
14 |
51.83 |
2009-01-26 |
| 80. |
Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... |
73.69 |
0.9212 |
0.1573 |
323 |
12 |
51.14 |
2009-01-14 |
| 81. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
73.56 |
1.0487 |
0.0196 |
231 |
9 |
50.64 |
2009-01-09 |
| 82. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
73.43 |
1.0496 |
0.0211 |
314 |
9 |
54.97 |
2009-01-12 |
| 83. |
I am learning about twenty new Italian words a day. Where am... |
72.87 |
1.0441 |
0.0205 |
252 |
9 |
66.33 |
2009-01-22 |
| 84. |
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That s... |
72.69 |
1.0534 |
0.0093 |
357 |
7 |
54.62 |
2008-12-23 |
| 85. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
72.62 |
0.9731 |
0.0738 |
129 |
2 |
68.95 |
2009-02-03 |
| 86. |
In order to face down the danger that is stalking us and mov... |
72.59 |
1.0167 |
0.0491 |
378 |
19 |
60.68 |
2009-01-14 |
| 87. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
72.52 |
1.0352 |
0.0253 |
341 |
16 |
61.08 |
2009-01-22 |
| 88. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
72.45 |
0.9879 |
0.0777 |
450 |
8 |
65.31 |
2009-01-08 |
| 89. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
72.34 |
0.9965 |
0.0540 |
168 |
1 |
72.34 |
2008-12-19 |
| 90. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
72.28 |
0.9646 |
0.0889 |
264 |
5 |
63.81 |
2009-01-26 |
| 91. |
The creation ends in South Georgia, at the very edge of the ... |
72.28 |
0.9997 |
0.0583 |
382 |
13 |
59.94 |
2009-01-26 |
| 92. |
Typing competitions provided another test of the Qwerty keyb... |
72.05 |
0.9557 |
0.1016 |
331 |
8 |
65.56 |
2009-01-23 |
| 93. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
72.03 |
0.9699 |
0.0802 |
269 |
2 |
63.51 |
2009-01-26 |
| 94. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
71.91 |
0.9632 |
0.0921 |
392 |
4 |
64.34 |
2009-01-05 |
| 95. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
71.84 |
1.0389 |
0.0107 |
318 |
5 |
63.74 |
2009-01-12 |
| 96. |
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, t... |
71.70 |
1.0767 |
-0.0331 |
212 |
1 |
71.70 |
2009-01-08 |
| 97. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
71.69 |
0.9710 |
0.0682 |
173 |
9 |
54.08 |
2009-01-14 |
| 98. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
71.68 |
1.0426 |
0.0022 |
323 |
4 |
65.81 |
2009-01-22 |
| 99. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
71.68 |
0.9798 |
0.0600 |
199 |
7 |
66.82 |
2009-01-14 |
| 100. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
71.67 |
1.0252 |
0.0137 |
176 |
6 |
68.75 |
2009-01-14 |
| 101. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
71.48 |
0.9780 |
0.0656 |
337 |
8 |
63.25 |
2009-01-23 |
| 102. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
71.48 |
1.0095 |
0.0320 |
316 |
4 |
69.24 |
2009-01-06 |
| 103. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
71.47 |
0.9532 |
0.0879 |
258 |
7 |
57.49 |
2009-01-09 |
| 104. |
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy a... |
71.42 |
0.8996 |
0.1366 |
192 |
12 |
48.34 |
2009-01-12 |
| 105. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
71.33 |
0.9820 |
0.0612 |
267 |
13 |
52.71 |
2009-04-06 |
| 106. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
71.33 |
0.9351 |
0.0998 |
190 |
16 |
55.03 |
2009-01-12 |
| 107. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
71.28 |
0.9769 |
0.0606 |
263 |
6 |
56.25 |
2009-01-12 |
| 108. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
71.10 |
0.9852 |
0.0521 |
264 |
8 |
54.32 |
2009-02-03 |
| 109. |
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something differe... |
70.88 |
0.9863 |
0.0518 |
339 |
6 |
50.20 |
2009-01-23 |
| 110. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
70.84 |
0.9578 |
0.0748 |
281 |
18 |
52.19 |
2009-01-05 |
| 111. |
I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t... |
70.81 |
0.9567 |
0.0758 |
273 |
19 |
54.12 |
2009-01-12 |
| 112. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
70.78 |
1.0263 |
0.0052 |
267 |
5 |
65.71 |
2009-01-06 |
| 113. |
We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all... |
70.77 |
0.9851 |
0.0492 |
317 |
19 |
58.07 |
2009-01-12 |
| 114. |
The day dawned bleak and chill, a moving wall of gray light ... |
70.76 |
0.9593 |
0.0774 |
398 |
17 |
53.37 |
2009-01-26 |
| 115. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
70.74 |
0.9936 |
0.0378 |
311 |
7 |
59.75 |
2009-01-16 |
| 116. |
I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope t... |
70.65 |
1.0885 |
-0.0549 |
315 |
2 |
69.81 |
2009-01-22 |
| 117. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
70.53 |
1.0714 |
-0.0517 |
129 |
3 |
62.51 |
2009-01-06 |
| 118. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
70.38 |
0.9601 |
0.0709 |
308 |
2 |
66.12 |
2009-01-14 |
| 119. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
70.26 |
1.0385 |
-0.0157 |
230 |
3 |
67.16 |
2009-01-22 |
| 120. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
70.24 |
1.0668 |
-0.0400 |
350 |
11 |
52.68 |
2009-01-26 |
| 121. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
69.86 |
1.0389 |
-0.0178 |
340 |
10 |
55.73 |
2009-01-12 |
| 122. |
In short order, Carter then proceeded to kill any chance he ... |
69.44 |
0.9234 |
0.0945 |
346 |
7 |
66.95 |
2009-01-08 |
| 123. |
Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Trian... |
69.35 |
0.9672 |
0.0504 |
396 |
8 |
55.14 |
2009-01-08 |
| 124. |
The pathology of setting a deadline to the earliest articula... |
69.27 |
0.9785 |
0.0347 |
335 |
13 |
59.11 |
2009-01-09 |
| 125. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
69.25 |
0.9691 |
0.0401 |
223 |
11 |
54.81 |
2009-01-26 |
| 126. |
If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... |
68.95 |
0.9857 |
0.0185 |
293 |
15 |
53.56 |
2009-01-09 |
| 127. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
68.90 |
0.9894 |
0.0195 |
323 |
4 |
64.46 |
2009-01-12 |
| 128. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
68.69 |
1.0555 |
-0.0527 |
363 |
14 |
57.35 |
2009-01-08 |
| 129. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
68.69 |
1.0462 |
-0.0509 |
184 |
11 |
51.70 |
2009-01-09 |
| 130. |
I remember when we used to sit in the government yard in Tre... |
68.57 |
0.9965 |
0.0037 |
277 |
1 |
68.57 |
2009-01-12 |
| 131. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
68.46 |
0.9597 |
0.0424 |
347 |
12 |
53.14 |
2009-01-09 |
| 132. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
67.42 |
1.0251 |
-0.0447 |
261 |
18 |
53.65 |
2009-01-09 |
| 133. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
67.33 |
1.0183 |
-0.0426 |
191 |
13 |
53.14 |
2009-01-06 |
| 134. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
67.31 |
0.9776 |
0.0036 |
308 |
14 |
57.03 |
2008-12-23 |
| 135. |
An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, t... |
67.26 |
0.9109 |
0.0720 |
401 |
10 |
53.29 |
2009-01-09 |
| 136. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
67.22 |
0.9946 |
-0.0151 |
246 |
1 |
67.22 |
2008-12-22 |
| 137. |
The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... |
67.07 |
0.9619 |
0.0208 |
393 |
17 |
55.36 |
2009-01-22 |
| 138. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
66.88 |
0.9758 |
-0.0004 |
314 |
3 |
64.27 |
2008-12-22 |
| 139. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
66.00 |
0.9072 |
0.0528 |
237 |
11 |
51.86 |
2008-12-22 |
| 140. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
65.89 |
0.9865 |
-0.0254 |
276 |
11 |
51.48 |
2009-01-23 |
| 141. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
65.86 |
1.0613 |
-0.0967 |
456 |
2 |
60.54 |
2009-01-12 |
| 142. |
And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable chann... |
65.74 |
0.9125 |
0.0471 |
308 |
12 |
53.32 |
2009-01-09 |
| 143. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
65.39 |
1.0138 |
-0.0615 |
231 |
4 |
59.91 |
2009-01-07 |
| 144. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
65.26 |
0.9213 |
0.0299 |
295 |
10 |
55.41 |
2009-01-06 |
| 145. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
65.23 |
0.9697 |
-0.0192 |
249 |
4 |
62.49 |
2009-01-08 |
| 146. |
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... |
65.17 |
0.9841 |
-0.0309 |
334 |
10 |
56.93 |
2009-01-08 |
| 147. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
65.14 |
0.9612 |
-0.0122 |
256 |
8 |
50.97 |
2009-01-07 |
| 148. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
64.92 |
1.0523 |
-0.1109 |
256 |
8 |
52.07 |
2009-01-06 |
| 149. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
64.80 |
0.9485 |
-0.0028 |
236 |
2 |
63.98 |
2009-01-06 |
| 150. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
64.43 |
1.0063 |
-0.0674 |
371 |
13 |
53.23 |
2009-01-06 |
| 151. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
64.25 |
1.0528 |
-0.1220 |
201 |
11 |
49.23 |
2009-01-05 |
| 152. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
64.18 |
0.9289 |
0.0036 |
204 |
4 |
59.89 |
2009-01-26 |
| 153. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
64.04 |
0.9965 |
-0.0635 |
310 |
9 |
51.03 |
2008-12-22 |
| 154. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
63.79 |
0.9684 |
-0.0367 |
388 |
10 |
50.06 |
2008-09-16 |
| 155. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
63.75 |
1.0334 |
-0.1115 |
131 |
2 |
59.78 |
2009-01-08 |
| 156. |
Like painting, most software is intended for a human audienc... |
63.69 |
0.9572 |
-0.0307 |
201 |
8 |
54.72 |
2008-09-22 |
| 157. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
63.68 |
0.9884 |
-0.0618 |
233 |
13 |
53.06 |
2009-01-09 |
| 158. |
They had been given a sign - a powerful, lucid sign - that u... |
63.53 |
0.9084 |
0.0209 |
404 |
6 |
52.30 |
2009-01-08 |
| 159. |
I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... |
63.49 |
0.9226 |
0.0083 |
348 |
8 |
49.71 |
2008-09-09 |
| 160. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
63.43 |
0.9763 |
-0.0531 |
289 |
8 |
54.88 |
2009-01-23 |
| 161. |
Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this i... |
63.42 |
0.9676 |
-0.0357 |
442 |
2 |
58.48 |
2009-01-06 |
| 162. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
63.41 |
1.0349 |
-0.1122 |
234 |
3 |
57.56 |
2008-12-22 |
| 163. |
Few smart kids can spare the attention that popularity requi... |
63.27 |
0.9513 |
-0.0261 |
354 |
10 |
55.62 |
2008-12-22 |
| 164. |
I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... |
63.05 |
0.9942 |
-0.0673 |
483 |
4 |
59.94 |
2009-01-05 |
| 165. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
62.92 |
1.0257 |
-0.1031 |
401 |
2 |
62.65 |
2009-01-22 |
| 166. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
62.68 |
0.9986 |
-0.0854 |
283 |
15 |
50.56 |
2008-12-22 |
| 167. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
62.47 |
1.0124 |
-0.1053 |
204 |
18 |
51.65 |
2008-12-22 |
| 168. |
I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book d... |
62.17 |
0.9768 |
-0.0691 |
387 |
10 |
54.31 |
2008-12-22 |
| 169. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
61.99 |
0.9756 |
-0.0744 |
229 |
14 |
47.65 |
2009-01-06 |
| 170. |
In May 1980, Fidel Castro opened the harbor at Mariel, Cuba ... |
61.89 |
0.8947 |
0.0112 |
366 |
10 |
49.08 |
2009-01-05 |
| 171. |
Excellent. He's enterprising, aggressive, outgoing, young, b... |
61.58 |
0.8890 |
0.0038 |
199 |
9 |
47.99 |
2009-01-06 |
| 172. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
61.54 |
0.9202 |
-0.0251 |
254 |
10 |
51.72 |
2009-01-08 |
| 173. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
61.43 |
0.9068 |
-0.0096 |
269 |
17 |
51.33 |
2008-09-22 |
| 174. |
Padre, these are subtleties! We are not concerned with motiv... |
61.20 |
0.9398 |
-0.0397 |
419 |
1 |
61.20 |
2009-01-05 |
| 175. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
60.99 |
0.9899 |
-0.1069 |
163 |
2 |
57.72 |
2009-01-06 |
| 176. |
The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... |
60.57 |
1.0340 |
-0.1473 |
406 |
10 |
53.95 |
2009-01-09 |
| 177. |
Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your gl... |
59.93 |
0.9411 |
-0.0683 |
318 |
15 |
52.57 |
2009-01-22 |
| 178. |
My entire life had been on a predictable trajectory dominate... |
59.56 |
0.8958 |
-0.0246 |
322 |
15 |
50.34 |
2009-01-05 |
| 179. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
59.12 |
0.9527 |
-0.0927 |
251 |
6 |
49.11 |
2009-01-12 |
| 180. |
Milt, with the excellent timing of a master comedy writer, w... |
58.97 |
0.9570 |
-0.0974 |
287 |
1 |
58.97 |
2009-01-12 |
| 181. |
King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... |
58.77 |
0.8961 |
-0.0446 |
189 |
10 |
47.48 |
2009-01-06 |
| 182. |
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... |
58.76 |
0.9811 |
-0.1236 |
272 |
2 |
58.10 |
2009-01-22 |
| 183. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
58.61 |
1.0399 |
-0.1822 |
294 |
1 |
58.61 |
2008-12-17 |
| 184. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
58.48 |
1.0429 |
-0.1937 |
259 |
2 |
58.10 |
2009-01-05 |
| 185. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
58.15 |
1.0486 |
-0.2020 |
289 |
7 |
51.53 |
2008-09-16 |
| 186. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
58.08 |
1.0261 |
-0.1833 |
273 |
12 |
47.93 |
2009-01-06 |
| 187. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
57.79 |
0.9907 |
-0.1519 |
211 |
13 |
46.52 |
2008-12-18 |
| 188. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
57.75 |
0.9279 |
-0.0815 |
317 |
6 |
46.10 |
2008-12-16 |
| 189. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
57.70 |
1.0521 |
-0.2178 |
171 |
1 |
57.70 |
2009-01-06 |
| 190. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
57.14 |
1.0053 |
-0.1765 |
232 |
5 |
51.27 |
2008-12-16 |
| 191. |
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... |
56.73 |
0.8852 |
-0.0583 |
201 |
5 |
52.94 |
2008-12-22 |
| 192. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
56.72 |
0.8971 |
-0.0672 |
266 |
3 |
45.69 |
2008-09-09 |
| 193. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
56.45 |
0.9064 |
-0.0765 |
399 |
1 |
56.45 |
2008-12-17 |
| 194. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
56.42 |
0.9649 |
-0.1458 |
193 |
12 |
47.49 |
2008-12-17 |
| 195. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
56.39 |
0.9729 |
-0.1529 |
255 |
7 |
51.46 |
2008-09-12 |
| 196. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
56.37 |
0.9376 |
-0.1127 |
367 |
6 |
51.26 |
2008-12-16 |
| 197. |
In the witch trials, it was nearly impossible to provide com... |
56.25 |
0.9675 |
-0.1403 |
383 |
1 |
56.25 |
2009-01-09 |
| 198. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
56.18 |
1.0445 |
-0.2269 |
373 |
8 |
46.27 |
2008-09-17 |
| 199. |
No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece ... |
56.16 |
0.9635 |
-0.1417 |
389 |
12 |
47.94 |
2009-01-06 |
| 200. |
Wilkinson County was a recipient of one of the new "separate... |
55.82 |
0.8382 |
-0.0263 |
268 |
5 |
45.78 |
2008-12-17 |
| 201. |
The result has been the emergence of what some call the "win... |
55.58 |
0.9049 |
-0.0917 |
351 |
7 |
47.33 |
2008-12-16 |
| 202. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
55.56 |
0.9966 |
-0.1897 |
259 |
8 |
48.12 |
2008-12-22 |
| 203. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
55.16 |
0.9330 |
-0.1248 |
360 |
11 |
46.35 |
2008-09-22 |
| 204. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
55.03 |
0.8810 |
-0.0805 |
282 |
2 |
48.32 |
2008-09-09 |
| 205. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
54.46 |
1.0696 |
-0.2818 |
226 |
7 |
47.58 |
2008-09-19 |
| 206. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
53.95 |
0.9614 |
-0.1747 |
292 |
6 |
46.10 |
2008-09-22 |
| 207. |
I don't want to go in there. He's a dangerous bastard. Taken... |
53.35 |
0.9368 |
-0.1467 |
174 |
7 |
43.61 |
2008-09-22 |
| 208. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
53.31 |
0.9723 |
-0.1943 |
364 |
1 |
53.31 |
2008-09-16 |
| 209. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
53.02 |
0.8878 |
-0.1180 |
346 |
7 |
46.10 |
2008-09-22 |
| 210. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
52.04 |
1.0025 |
-0.2461 |
336 |
7 |
47.66 |
2008-09-18 |
| 211. |
Sholes consulted with an educator who helped him analyze the... |
52.03 |
0.9553 |
-0.1927 |
430 |
1 |
52.03 |
2008-12-16 |
| 212. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
51.86 |
0.9805 |
-0.2230 |
292 |
1 |
51.86 |
2008-12-22 |
| 213. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
51.80 |
0.9682 |
-0.2181 |
143 |
1 |
51.80 |
2008-12-18 |
| 214. |
You're here because you know something. What you know you ca... |
51.74 |
0.9633 |
-0.2100 |
304 |
8 |
46.30 |
2008-09-22 |
| 215. |
In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All th... |
51.67 |
0.9084 |
-0.1565 |
300 |
4 |
48.21 |
2008-09-19 |
| 216. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
51.64 |
1.0165 |
-0.2630 |
392 |
9 |
45.39 |
2008-09-22 |
| 217. |
Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bu... |
51.26 |
0.9148 |
-0.1694 |
317 |
5 |
46.96 |
2008-09-12 |
| 218. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
51.25 |
1.0004 |
-0.2626 |
212 |
1 |
51.25 |
2008-12-17 |
| 219. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
51.19 |
1.0033 |
-0.2670 |
189 |
1 |
51.19 |
2009-01-05 |
| 220. |
Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted l... |
51.00 |
0.9048 |
-0.1600 |
271 |
4 |
46.17 |
2008-09-22 |
| 221. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
49.92 |
0.8602 |
-0.1382 |
206 |
6 |
43.36 |
2008-12-22 |
| 222. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
49.92 |
1.0034 |
-0.2807 |
302 |
10 |
43.12 |
2008-09-10 |
| 223. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
49.64 |
1.0168 |
-0.2953 |
271 |
5 |
46.50 |
2008-09-11 |
| 224. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
48.80 |
0.9430 |
-0.2426 |
211 |
4 |
43.22 |
2008-09-18 |
| 225. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
48.11 |
0.9293 |
-0.2310 |
355 |
3 |
42.27 |
2008-09-09 |
| 226. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
48.08 |
0.8105 |
-0.1177 |
204 |
3 |
41.88 |
2008-09-08 |
| 227. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
47.45 |
0.9843 |
-0.3015 |
234 |
3 |
45.55 |
2008-09-09 |
| 228. |
Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... |
47.21 |
0.9309 |
-0.2486 |
284 |
6 |
45.47 |
2008-09-22 |
| 229. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
46.99 |
1.0595 |
-0.3760 |
379 |
4 |
44.55 |
2008-09-15 |
| 230. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
46.83 |
0.9339 |
-0.2568 |
310 |
3 |
43.10 |
2008-09-08 |
| 231. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
46.16 |
0.8916 |
-0.2226 |
216 |
1 |
46.16 |
2009-01-09 |
| 232. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
45.89 |
0.8826 |
-0.2165 |
296 |
5 |
41.06 |
2008-09-11 |
| 233. |
I'm a hopeless dancer, but this looks like you just screw in... |
44.54 |
0.8951 |
-0.2481 |
193 |
6 |
41.38 |
2008-09-22 |
| 234. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
42.78 |
0.8154 |
-0.1948 |
193 |
1 |
42.78 |
2008-09-04 |
| 235. |
It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... |
42.61 |
0.8722 |
-0.2530 |
285 |
2 |
42.03 |
2008-09-09 |
| 236. |
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... |
42.40 |
0.9734 |
-0.3605 |
289 |
1 |
42.40 |
2008-09-09 |
| 237. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
42.33 |
0.9233 |
-0.3194 |
168 |
3 |
41.52 |
2008-09-05 |
| 238. |
It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaw... |
41.86 |
0.9045 |
-0.2990 |
235 |
4 |
38.76 |
2008-09-09 |
| 239. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
41.80 |
0.8933 |
-0.2826 |
363 |
2 |
41.00 |
2008-09-09 |
| 240. |
The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p... |
41.11 |
0.8770 |
-0.2797 |
300 |
6 |
33.49 |
2008-09-09 |
| 241. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
40.70 |
0.9168 |
-0.3274 |
240 |
1 |
40.70 |
2008-09-10 |
| 242. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
40.09 |
0.9164 |
-0.3325 |
305 |
4 |
38.42 |
2008-09-08 |
| 243. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
39.99 |
0.8553 |
-0.2828 |
174 |
3 |
36.20 |
2008-12-17 |
| 244. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
39.06 |
0.9342 |
-0.3668 |
434 |
2 |
38.48 |
2008-09-08 |
| 245. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
37.82 |
0.9468 |
-0.4017 |
276 |
2 |
35.12 |
2008-09-07 |
| 246. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
34.89 |
0.8919 |
-0.3913 |
205 |
2 |
34.19 |
2008-09-09 |