| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is... |
76.46 |
1.0276 |
0.4679 |
81 |
1 |
76.46 |
2020-10-03 |
| 2. |
I admit that twice two makes four is an excellent thing, but... |
75.84 |
1.0354 |
0.4462 |
159 |
1 |
75.84 |
2023-09-25 |
| 3. |
Second chances don't come around all that often. I suggest y... |
73.15 |
1.1234 |
0.3151 |
209 |
1 |
73.15 |
2023-09-26 |
| 4. |
She dreams of 1969 before the soldiers came. The life was ch... |
71.84 |
1.0198 |
0.3912 |
246 |
1 |
71.84 |
2023-09-26 |
| 5. |
There are moments in life we should just be able to have a r... |
69.96 |
1.0693 |
0.2998 |
225 |
2 |
65.90 |
2020-10-28 |
| 6. |
But I try not to think with my gut. If I'm serious about und... |
67.98 |
1.0506 |
0.2798 |
186 |
1 |
67.98 |
2023-09-26 |
| 7. |
An actress should never, ever, be asked to run beside a van ... |
66.88 |
1.0284 |
0.2781 |
159 |
1 |
66.88 |
2020-11-04 |
| 8. |
You're going in the drink and I am going to make a cup of te... |
66.53 |
1.0240 |
0.2804 |
256 |
1 |
66.53 |
2023-09-22 |
| 9. |
Often, after the first years of marriage, the husband seems ... |
65.39 |
1.0496 |
0.2314 |
217 |
1 |
65.39 |
2023-09-26 |
| 10. |
All we really want is for no one to have a boring life, to b... |
65.33 |
1.0129 |
0.2666 |
97 |
1 |
65.33 |
2020-09-30 |
| 11. |
No one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you b... |
64.22 |
0.8896 |
0.3740 |
91 |
1 |
64.22 |
2020-05-06 |
| 12. |
But you'd have to walk a thousand miles in my shoes, just to... |
64.20 |
1.0575 |
0.2003 |
282 |
1 |
64.20 |
2023-09-26 |
| 13. |
Though I never knew you at all, you had the grace to hold yo... |
64.14 |
1.0632 |
0.1941 |
233 |
1 |
64.14 |
2020-10-28 |
| 14. |
The fear of death has disordered my reason and subjected me ... |
63.88 |
0.9806 |
0.2642 |
175 |
1 |
63.88 |
2020-10-28 |
| 15. |
It is more difficult to pretend that you do have feelings wh... |
63.86 |
1.1553 |
0.0948 |
125 |
1 |
63.86 |
2023-09-21 |
| 16. |
Moral of the story is: I chose a half measure when I should ... |
63.59 |
1.0032 |
0.2353 |
149 |
1 |
63.59 |
2023-09-22 |
| 17. |
They call it the cockroach effect because as with cockroache... |
63.37 |
1.0156 |
0.2279 |
329 |
1 |
63.37 |
2023-09-25 |
| 18. |
Sometimes at night I let it get to me. And sometimes, I'm su... |
62.74 |
1.0801 |
0.1484 |
212 |
1 |
62.74 |
2020-10-03 |
| 19. |
You speak in abbreviations because real life conversation mo... |
62.71 |
0.9509 |
0.2806 |
160 |
1 |
62.71 |
2020-10-28 |
| 20. |
I wonder, how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual tea... |
62.52 |
1.0489 |
0.1770 |
175 |
1 |
62.52 |
2020-09-30 |
| 21. |
I'll live on and carry your name, and be what you always tho... |
62.39 |
1.0178 |
0.1989 |
163 |
1 |
62.39 |
2020-09-30 |
| 22. |
This is one time where television really fails to capture th... |
62.14 |
0.9253 |
0.2973 |
121 |
1 |
62.14 |
2020-05-06 |
| 23. |
Music and books stir up emotions. They make feelings rise an... |
62.09 |
1.0036 |
0.2068 |
190 |
1 |
62.09 |
2020-09-30 |
| 24. |
When you look for it, there is nothing to see. When you list... |
61.54 |
0.9991 |
0.2012 |
134 |
1 |
61.54 |
2020-11-28 |
| 25. |
Love isn't just wanting another person the way you want to o... |
61.43 |
1.0667 |
0.1377 |
207 |
1 |
61.43 |
2023-09-21 |
| 26. |
You know I work all day to get you money to buy you things. ... |
60.98 |
1.0428 |
0.1509 |
215 |
1 |
60.98 |
2020-10-03 |
| 27. |
We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. ... |
60.76 |
0.9838 |
0.2092 |
387 |
1 |
60.76 |
2020-04-29 |
| 28. |
I am marching through the branches in a fit of wanderlust to... |
60.75 |
0.9467 |
0.2483 |
162 |
1 |
60.75 |
2020-10-28 |
| 29. |
Middle management means that you got just enough responsibil... |
60.65 |
1.0495 |
0.1381 |
154 |
1 |
60.65 |
2020-05-06 |
| 30. |
In most cases, there is more to be gained by maximizing the ... |
60.56 |
1.0598 |
0.1266 |
196 |
1 |
60.56 |
2023-09-26 |
| 31. |
I'm not the one who's lost with no direction, but you'll nev... |
60.53 |
1.0204 |
0.1593 |
179 |
1 |
60.53 |
2023-09-25 |
| 32. |
In the town where I was born, lived a man who sailed to sea.... |
60.12 |
1.0605 |
0.1191 |
229 |
1 |
60.12 |
2023-09-25 |
| 33. |
Do we have to put up with this? I mean, can't we get a bette... |
59.73 |
0.9303 |
0.2442 |
134 |
1 |
59.73 |
2020-11-04 |
| 34. |
Although some men who were easy with their words said that i... |
59.48 |
1.0729 |
0.0939 |
195 |
1 |
59.48 |
2020-04-29 |
| 35. |
Wicked phenomenon, yes? But, you know, it's not any more "ev... |
59.46 |
0.9270 |
0.2396 |
236 |
1 |
59.46 |
2020-04-29 |
| 36. |
We can't define consciousness because consciousness does not... |
59.31 |
1.0230 |
0.1377 |
301 |
1 |
59.31 |
2023-09-21 |
| 37. |
The man who reviews his own life, as I do mine, in going on ... |
59.28 |
1.0077 |
0.1559 |
317 |
1 |
59.28 |
2020-10-03 |
| 38. |
You know, you are a classic example of the inverse ratio bet... |
59.24 |
0.9725 |
0.1816 |
113 |
1 |
59.24 |
2023-09-25 |
| 39. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
59.16 |
1.0385 |
0.1190 |
230 |
1 |
59.16 |
2020-09-30 |
| 40. |
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here wit... |
59.05 |
0.9983 |
0.1584 |
231 |
1 |
59.05 |
2023-09-26 |
| 41. |
The evolution of language marked a great leap forward for ou... |
58.99 |
1.0246 |
0.1327 |
309 |
1 |
58.99 |
2020-11-04 |
| 42. |
Let's just say this: you will feel the fear and pain known o... |
58.80 |
1.0356 |
0.1165 |
293 |
1 |
58.80 |
2023-09-21 |
| 43. |
Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage stan... |
58.68 |
1.0095 |
0.1416 |
295 |
1 |
58.68 |
2020-10-03 |
| 44. |
Quitting a job doesn't have to mean giving up. A job is just... |
58.65 |
1.0347 |
0.1102 |
267 |
1 |
58.65 |
2023-09-25 |
| 45. |
Nothing in life is easy. But that's no reason to give up. Yo... |
58.61 |
1.0317 |
0.1144 |
129 |
1 |
58.61 |
2020-10-28 |
| 46. |
We've got to figure out what we know we don't know. To do th... |
58.40 |
1.0682 |
0.0742 |
272 |
1 |
58.40 |
2020-11-04 |
| 47. |
Beautiful railway bridge of the silv'ry Tay. Alas! I am very... |
58.12 |
0.8717 |
0.2701 |
192 |
1 |
58.12 |
2020-10-03 |
| 48. |
Well, on a basic cellular level we're the sum total of all o... |
58.01 |
0.9333 |
0.2060 |
262 |
1 |
58.01 |
2020-11-28 |
| 49. |
On rainy afternoons, embroidering with a group of friends on... |
57.97 |
0.9995 |
0.1383 |
279 |
1 |
57.97 |
2020-04-29 |
| 50. |
The point is that if you are a little different, or a little... |
57.71 |
1.0975 |
0.0338 |
163 |
1 |
57.71 |
2020-04-29 |
| 51. |
It's been a hard day's night, and I've been working like a d... |
57.63 |
1.0615 |
0.0669 |
210 |
1 |
57.63 |
2020-11-28 |
| 52. |
What we do know is that, as the chemical window closed, anot... |
57.53 |
1.0216 |
0.1055 |
302 |
1 |
57.53 |
2020-11-04 |
| 53. |
I don't care who you are, where you're from, what you did, a... |
57.52 |
1.1132 |
0.0121 |
238 |
1 |
57.52 |
2020-09-30 |
| 54. |
Burning my bridges and smashing my mirrors, turning to see i... |
57.51 |
1.0388 |
0.1139 |
243 |
1 |
57.51 |
2020-04-29 |
| 55. |
In the middle of our life journey I found myself in a dark w... |
57.50 |
1.0185 |
0.1072 |
220 |
1 |
57.50 |
2020-09-30 |
| 56. |
Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's w... |
57.43 |
0.9305 |
0.1983 |
354 |
1 |
57.43 |
2020-10-03 |
| 57. |
Give not thyself up, then, to fire, lest it invert thee, dea... |
57.36 |
1.0208 |
0.1021 |
163 |
1 |
57.36 |
2020-04-29 |
| 58. |
Reading books doesn't make you smarter. Reading smart books ... |
57.36 |
0.9287 |
0.1889 |
115 |
1 |
57.36 |
2020-10-03 |
| 59. |
We stare at broken clocks, the hands don't turn anymore. The... |
57.14 |
0.8772 |
0.2427 |
114 |
2 |
46.68 |
2020-10-03 |
| 60. |
Advertising is based on one thing: happiness. And you know w... |
57.12 |
0.9679 |
0.1536 |
255 |
1 |
57.12 |
2020-10-03 |
| 61. |
The world has come a long way since the days of the printing... |
56.86 |
1.0430 |
0.0702 |
369 |
1 |
56.86 |
2023-09-20 |
| 62. |
I have never met anyone so passionate and dedicated to a bel... |
56.82 |
0.9471 |
0.1693 |
117 |
1 |
56.82 |
2020-05-02 |
| 63. |
For as long as I can remember, I have always found it easier... |
56.80 |
1.0316 |
0.0833 |
333 |
1 |
56.80 |
2020-10-03 |
| 64. |
You can be sure of succeeding in your attacks if you only at... |
56.77 |
1.0152 |
0.0911 |
187 |
1 |
56.77 |
2023-09-26 |
| 65. |
It's strange, but the way you look right now sort of looks l... |
56.77 |
1.0081 |
0.0977 |
165 |
1 |
56.77 |
2020-10-28 |
| 66. |
I know you're into banks and Wall Street, but everyone knows... |
56.71 |
1.0119 |
0.0984 |
194 |
1 |
56.71 |
2023-09-26 |
| 67. |
I've been quite open about this around the office: I don't w... |
56.47 |
0.9770 |
0.1315 |
294 |
1 |
56.47 |
2020-11-04 |
| 68. |
I'm not very good at this, out, being in public. But I felt ... |
56.38 |
1.0774 |
0.0264 |
219 |
1 |
56.38 |
2020-11-28 |
| 69. |
I sing the body electric, the armies of those I love engirth... |
56.35 |
1.0459 |
0.0588 |
217 |
1 |
56.35 |
2020-10-28 |
| 70. |
Again, I go back to the working really hard to get someone e... |
56.13 |
1.0624 |
0.0366 |
249 |
1 |
56.13 |
2020-11-28 |
| 71. |
Through meticulous analysis of history, I will find a way to... |
56.08 |
0.9119 |
0.1906 |
183 |
1 |
56.08 |
2020-10-28 |
| 72. |
I have half a mind to make you hurt, to make you bleed, to m... |
56.05 |
0.9949 |
0.1033 |
236 |
1 |
56.05 |
2023-09-21 |
| 73. |
It's a sad communication with little reason to believe when ... |
55.96 |
1.0593 |
0.0366 |
208 |
1 |
55.96 |
2020-10-28 |
| 74. |
You must follow me carefully. I shall have to controvert one... |
55.85 |
0.9264 |
0.1705 |
196 |
1 |
55.85 |
2020-10-03 |
| 75. |
I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting... |
55.65 |
1.0942 |
-0.0036 |
263 |
1 |
55.65 |
2020-04-29 |
| 76. |
It is not knowledge, but the act of learning, not possession... |
55.61 |
1.0184 |
0.0708 |
236 |
1 |
55.61 |
2020-11-28 |
| 77. |
I love Canada. I miss the heat of India, the food, the house... |
55.59 |
0.9564 |
0.1355 |
390 |
1 |
55.59 |
2020-11-04 |
| 78. |
Mom died when I was three, and I suppose Dad did the best he... |
55.48 |
0.9132 |
0.1781 |
511 |
1 |
55.48 |
2020-09-30 |
| 79. |
We settled down together, in the bow of the boat, and we loo... |
55.44 |
1.0269 |
0.0589 |
356 |
1 |
55.44 |
2020-09-30 |
| 80. |
No, that is what I'm trying to tell you. He is still a child... |
55.39 |
1.0493 |
0.0353 |
306 |
1 |
55.39 |
2020-11-28 |
| 81. |
So if you're feeling lonely, don't. You're the only one I'll... |
55.39 |
0.9476 |
0.1388 |
144 |
1 |
55.39 |
2020-10-03 |
| 82. |
There's a harsh truth to face. No way I'm gonna make it on t... |
55.21 |
0.9753 |
0.1088 |
380 |
2 |
50.45 |
2020-11-28 |
| 83. |
That's what the money is for! You should be thanking me ever... |
55.15 |
0.9925 |
0.0810 |
133 |
1 |
55.15 |
2023-09-26 |
| 84. |
Most of what I learnt at Cambridge had to be painfully unlea... |
55.07 |
0.9420 |
0.1399 |
176 |
1 |
55.07 |
2020-09-29 |
| 85. |
I'm just not the guy for you. I mean, you need a guy who's h... |
55.00 |
1.0574 |
0.0193 |
207 |
1 |
55.00 |
2023-09-21 |
| 86. |
Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like m... |
54.80 |
1.0031 |
0.0705 |
170 |
1 |
54.80 |
2020-04-29 |
| 87. |
And who are you, the proud lord said, that I must bow so low... |
54.80 |
1.0250 |
0.0466 |
122 |
1 |
54.80 |
2020-10-28 |
| 88. |
Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, w... |
54.77 |
1.0048 |
0.0609 |
164 |
1 |
54.77 |
2020-09-30 |
| 89. |
Don't worry. As long as you hit that wire with the connectin... |
54.73 |
0.9598 |
0.1163 |
167 |
1 |
54.73 |
2020-10-03 |
| 90. |
Poverty is a peculiar, insidious thing: a cause whose effect... |
54.71 |
0.9820 |
0.0910 |
198 |
1 |
54.71 |
2023-09-21 |
| 91. |
Everyone laughed and looked around, surprised to discover th... |
54.30 |
0.9737 |
0.0925 |
384 |
1 |
54.30 |
2023-09-21 |
| 92. |
People say I'm lazy, dreaming my life away. Well they give m... |
54.23 |
0.9986 |
0.0626 |
174 |
1 |
54.23 |
2020-11-28 |
| 93. |
Such a waste of talent. He chose money over power - in this ... |
54.17 |
1.0044 |
0.0576 |
292 |
1 |
54.17 |
2020-11-04 |
| 94. |
I've heard there was a secret chord that David played, and i... |
54.06 |
0.9912 |
0.0914 |
237 |
1 |
54.06 |
2023-09-25 |
| 95. |
Hi, everyone, welcome to the Satellite of Love. I came up wi... |
53.85 |
0.9310 |
0.1258 |
207 |
1 |
53.85 |
2020-10-28 |
| 96. |
I remember the night you were charged with practicing iambic... |
53.83 |
1.0151 |
0.0380 |
90 |
1 |
53.83 |
2020-11-28 |
| 97. |
Cruz has never been my favorite person, I'll give you that. ... |
53.75 |
0.8695 |
0.1880 |
125 |
1 |
53.75 |
2020-05-02 |
| 98. |
I'm a pizza slice murdering bad plan nurturing fool trying t... |
53.72 |
0.9498 |
0.1029 |
312 |
1 |
53.72 |
2023-09-26 |
| 99. |
Hello! Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Shady. It's ... |
53.70 |
0.8894 |
0.1671 |
183 |
1 |
53.70 |
2020-10-03 |
| 100. |
Boy, the way Glenn Miller played. Songs that made the hit pa... |
53.69 |
0.9422 |
0.1117 |
349 |
1 |
53.69 |
2020-10-03 |
| 101. |
I'm not in existential crisis! Just the opposite. I was fine... |
53.60 |
0.9583 |
0.0931 |
228 |
1 |
53.60 |
2020-10-03 |
| 102. |
Why'd you come, you knew you should have stayed. I tried to ... |
53.58 |
1.0366 |
0.0125 |
164 |
1 |
53.58 |
2020-10-03 |
| 103. |
My mum's gonna kill me. And before you say it, that's not a ... |
53.58 |
0.8520 |
0.2018 |
133 |
1 |
53.58 |
2020-05-06 |
| 104. |
I struggled so hard for a goal, without realizing that the g... |
53.54 |
1.0134 |
0.0203 |
192 |
1 |
53.54 |
2023-09-25 |
| 105. |
The unhappy are egoistic, spiteful, unjust, cruel, and less ... |
53.48 |
0.9505 |
0.1007 |
349 |
1 |
53.48 |
2020-10-03 |
| 106. |
He managed to open the cupboard door with his nose and found... |
53.22 |
0.9127 |
0.1302 |
252 |
1 |
53.22 |
2020-05-06 |
| 107. |
Donning his new canine decoder, Professor Schwartzman become... |
52.98 |
0.9041 |
0.1391 |
139 |
1 |
52.98 |
2020-10-28 |
| 108. |
Convenience is poison. One must accustom themselves to pursu... |
52.91 |
0.9973 |
0.0349 |
271 |
1 |
52.91 |
2023-09-21 |
| 109. |
You could substitute raspberries or any other fruit, but 99.... |
52.85 |
0.9097 |
0.1263 |
153 |
1 |
52.85 |
2020-10-03 |
| 110. |
We all carry around so much pain in our hearts. Love and pai... |
52.71 |
0.9918 |
0.0403 |
233 |
1 |
52.71 |
2023-09-21 |
| 111. |
We're always thinking of eternity as an idea that cannot be ... |
52.65 |
1.0233 |
0.0084 |
351 |
1 |
52.65 |
2020-09-30 |
| 112. |
I can hear its whispers coming from below! Down, deep down i... |
52.56 |
0.9124 |
0.1199 |
194 |
1 |
52.56 |
2020-10-03 |
| 113. |
Mr. Van Doren, I'm also from New York, a different part of N... |
52.39 |
0.9329 |
0.0951 |
273 |
1 |
52.39 |
2020-04-29 |
| 114. |
Apart from the excruciating pain, this is great! I've been w... |
52.37 |
0.9028 |
0.1262 |
185 |
1 |
52.37 |
2020-05-06 |
| 115. |
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold and she'... |
52.33 |
1.0592 |
-0.0347 |
192 |
1 |
52.33 |
2020-11-28 |
| 116. |
I've taken my bows and my curtain calls. You brought me fame... |
52.29 |
1.0250 |
-0.0020 |
254 |
1 |
52.29 |
2023-09-25 |
| 117. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
52.26 |
1.0516 |
-0.0292 |
281 |
1 |
52.26 |
2020-11-28 |
| 118. |
There should be a statute of limitation on grief. A rulebook... |
52.22 |
1.0047 |
0.0192 |
552 |
1 |
52.22 |
2023-09-21 |
| 119. |
That's when the pain comes in like a second skeleton trying ... |
52.15 |
1.0331 |
-0.0180 |
158 |
1 |
52.15 |
2020-11-28 |
| 120. |
My heart wants to beat like the wings of the birds that rise... |
51.94 |
1.0805 |
-0.0629 |
295 |
1 |
51.94 |
2020-10-03 |
| 121. |
Something's up, commander. We got called in for a rescue mis... |
51.92 |
1.0291 |
-0.0122 |
231 |
1 |
51.92 |
2020-10-03 |
| 122. |
I never had no trouble with these people. I sat in this wind... |
51.91 |
0.9612 |
0.0566 |
296 |
1 |
51.91 |
2020-10-28 |
| 123. |
We never get to change the past. We never get to know the fu... |
51.89 |
1.0840 |
-0.0671 |
326 |
1 |
51.89 |
2020-09-30 |
| 124. |
Our minds are born festering with sin. Some are so blighted,... |
51.75 |
1.0482 |
-0.0340 |
268 |
1 |
51.75 |
2020-09-30 |
| 125. |
He pushes people away before they get a chance to leave him.... |
51.75 |
1.0461 |
-0.0330 |
257 |
1 |
51.75 |
2020-09-30 |
| 126. |
This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how... |
51.74 |
0.8006 |
0.2184 |
117 |
1 |
51.74 |
2020-05-06 |
| 127. |
Well, you've cracked the sky, scrapers fill the air, but wil... |
51.49 |
1.0235 |
-0.0155 |
232 |
1 |
51.49 |
2020-10-03 |
| 128. |
If you've had half as much fun watching the show as we've ha... |
51.34 |
1.0469 |
-0.0494 |
151 |
1 |
51.34 |
2020-10-03 |
| 129. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
51.21 |
0.9468 |
0.0551 |
276 |
1 |
51.21 |
2020-11-04 |
| 130. |
What is your obsession with this money? My father died when ... |
51.20 |
1.0322 |
-0.0303 |
303 |
1 |
51.20 |
2020-11-04 |
| 131. |
For the soul there is a satisfaction of a higher type; the m... |
51.13 |
0.9561 |
0.0477 |
273 |
1 |
51.13 |
2020-10-28 |
| 132. |
Hackers penetrate and ravage delicate public and privately o... |
51.08 |
0.9986 |
0.0017 |
189 |
1 |
51.08 |
2020-04-29 |
| 133. |
Come senators, congressmen please heed the call. Don't stand... |
50.90 |
0.9346 |
0.0652 |
281 |
1 |
50.90 |
2020-10-03 |
| 134. |
After sleeping through a hundred million centuries we have f... |
50.90 |
0.9360 |
0.0620 |
454 |
1 |
50.90 |
2020-04-29 |
| 135. |
I hope you will love your baby. I hope it will be a boy. Tha... |
50.50 |
0.9864 |
0.0026 |
243 |
1 |
50.50 |
2020-04-29 |
| 136. |
I figured I could get a job at a filling station somewhere, ... |
50.44 |
1.0058 |
-0.0174 |
201 |
1 |
50.44 |
2020-04-29 |
| 137. |
I was never scared of dying alone until I knew what it was l... |
50.25 |
1.0682 |
-0.0920 |
159 |
1 |
50.25 |
2020-09-30 |
| 138. |
There are those who say that the world is like a calm pond, ... |
50.06 |
1.0901 |
-0.1107 |
276 |
1 |
50.06 |
2020-12-03 |
| 139. |
To some, the rules of etiquette may seem outdated, stuffy an... |
50.00 |
0.8348 |
0.1473 |
219 |
1 |
50.00 |
2020-11-04 |
| 140. |
Your inner child will be happy to know that when it comes to... |
49.94 |
1.0288 |
-0.0251 |
300 |
1 |
49.94 |
2020-10-03 |
| 141. |
The nation that neglects social inequality, mischievously in... |
49.92 |
0.9085 |
0.0711 |
223 |
1 |
49.92 |
2020-11-28 |
| 142. |
Power don't come from a badge or a gun. Power comes from lyi... |
49.86 |
1.0122 |
-0.0376 |
240 |
1 |
49.86 |
2020-05-06 |
| 143. |
I wish I could just make you turn around and see me cry. The... |
49.77 |
1.0863 |
-0.1134 |
162 |
1 |
49.77 |
2020-11-28 |
| 144. |
I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so th... |
49.73 |
1.0294 |
-0.0540 |
292 |
1 |
49.73 |
2020-04-29 |
| 145. |
Cyanides possess a uniquely long, dark history, probably bec... |
49.47 |
0.9403 |
0.0318 |
256 |
1 |
49.47 |
2020-05-06 |
| 146. |
Don't take anything personally - nothing others do is becaus... |
49.46 |
1.0684 |
-0.0762 |
253 |
1 |
49.46 |
2020-04-29 |
| 147. |
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... |
49.38 |
0.8318 |
0.1384 |
146 |
1 |
49.38 |
2020-11-04 |
| 148. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
49.22 |
1.0417 |
-0.0790 |
253 |
1 |
49.22 |
2020-05-02 |
| 149. |
I'm free to be whatever I choose, and I'll sing the blues if... |
49.21 |
0.9366 |
0.0281 |
138 |
2 |
44.75 |
2020-09-29 |
| 150. |
From the tip of his wand burst the silver doe. She landed on... |
49.21 |
1.0237 |
-0.0593 |
261 |
1 |
49.21 |
2023-09-26 |
| 151. |
It was miraculous. It was almost no trick at all, he saw, to... |
49.06 |
0.8570 |
0.1076 |
365 |
1 |
49.06 |
2020-11-28 |
| 152. |
Well, your hand is programmed over years to write letters a ... |
49.01 |
1.0241 |
-0.0634 |
330 |
1 |
49.01 |
2020-09-30 |
| 153. |
I hate writing. I so intensely hate writing - I cannot tell ... |
48.96 |
0.9632 |
-0.0025 |
360 |
1 |
48.96 |
2020-10-03 |
| 154. |
Hal, who's empty but not dumb, theorizes privately that what... |
48.88 |
0.8847 |
0.0765 |
521 |
1 |
48.88 |
2020-09-30 |
| 155. |
I felt the urge to reassure him that I was like everybody el... |
48.86 |
1.0430 |
-0.0863 |
165 |
1 |
48.86 |
2020-10-03 |
| 156. |
I hear you're buying a synthesizer and an arpeggiator and ar... |
48.76 |
1.0289 |
-0.0732 |
399 |
1 |
48.76 |
2023-09-25 |
| 157. |
But whatever happens, I've been happy. I've been loved. I've... |
48.70 |
0.8809 |
0.0745 |
159 |
1 |
48.70 |
2020-11-28 |
| 158. |
Any physical theory is always provisional, in the sense that... |
48.47 |
1.0204 |
-0.0709 |
269 |
1 |
48.47 |
2023-09-26 |
| 159. |
All this running around. I can't fight it much longer. Somet... |
48.43 |
1.0486 |
-0.1027 |
211 |
1 |
48.43 |
2020-04-29 |
| 160. |
As there is no profit in the physician's art unless it cure ... |
48.37 |
0.9321 |
0.0186 |
159 |
1 |
48.37 |
2020-04-29 |
| 161. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
48.29 |
0.8971 |
0.0504 |
266 |
1 |
48.29 |
2020-10-03 |
| 162. |
Unlike the other four senses located in the logical regions ... |
48.20 |
1.0346 |
-0.0564 |
244 |
1 |
48.20 |
2020-08-12 |
| 163. |
I don't want to talk about the things we've gone through. Th... |
48.10 |
1.0532 |
-0.1127 |
199 |
1 |
48.10 |
2020-11-28 |
| 164. |
Judges are picked out from the most dexterous lawyers, who a... |
48.03 |
0.9530 |
-0.0101 |
397 |
1 |
48.03 |
2020-05-06 |
| 165. |
I don't hold with the extremists who feel there should be op... |
47.97 |
0.8626 |
0.0786 |
182 |
1 |
47.97 |
2020-11-28 |
| 166. |
A generous spirit prefers that his country should be poor, a... |
47.82 |
0.8988 |
0.0390 |
358 |
1 |
47.82 |
2020-10-28 |
| 167. |
Games are bad. They make you mad. Games are bad. They make y... |
47.69 |
1.0687 |
-0.1351 |
101 |
1 |
47.69 |
2020-09-30 |
| 168. |
At the end of the meal, one of his friends complimented me o... |
47.64 |
0.9077 |
0.0264 |
197 |
1 |
47.64 |
2020-10-28 |
| 169. |
Inadvertently, Roy dooms the entire earth to annihilation wh... |
47.63 |
0.8638 |
0.0721 |
151 |
1 |
47.63 |
2020-08-12 |
| 170. |
And as the Black Beast lurched forward, escape for Arthur an... |
47.53 |
0.8800 |
0.0543 |
149 |
1 |
47.53 |
2020-10-03 |
| 171. |
Human beings are poor examiners, subject to superstition, bi... |
47.44 |
0.9261 |
0.0065 |
161 |
1 |
47.44 |
2020-10-03 |
| 172. |
I already am eating from the trash can all the time. The nam... |
47.40 |
1.0233 |
-0.1035 |
170 |
1 |
47.40 |
2020-05-06 |
| 173. |
I don't know what it is about you, but I feel like myself wh... |
47.38 |
1.0539 |
-0.1300 |
186 |
1 |
47.38 |
2020-09-30 |
| 174. |
Empathy, he once had decided, must be limited to herbivores ... |
47.36 |
0.9005 |
0.0295 |
244 |
1 |
47.36 |
2020-10-28 |
| 175. |
The famous pipe. How people reproached me for it! And yet, c... |
47.35 |
0.7945 |
0.1356 |
199 |
1 |
47.35 |
2020-05-06 |
| 176. |
In order to grasp the distance that separates the human and ... |
47.34 |
0.9296 |
0.0005 |
269 |
1 |
47.34 |
2020-05-06 |
| 177. |
Today, almost everyone is an obsessive, well-informed aficio... |
47.22 |
0.8783 |
0.0500 |
379 |
1 |
47.22 |
2020-04-29 |
| 178. |
I was trying to feel some kind of good-bye. I mean I've left... |
47.08 |
0.9345 |
-0.0122 |
276 |
1 |
47.08 |
2020-09-30 |
| 179. |
It's so easy to hate your brother, it should be hard. It's s... |
46.99 |
1.0491 |
-0.1298 |
205 |
1 |
46.99 |
2020-10-03 |
| 180. |
They live meaningless lives. They waste their precious days ... |
46.95 |
1.0162 |
-0.0991 |
372 |
1 |
46.95 |
2020-09-30 |
| 181. |
I don't know why I go walking at night, but now I'm tired an... |
46.83 |
1.0221 |
-0.1146 |
186 |
1 |
46.83 |
2020-04-29 |
| 182. |
You are beautiful on the inside; you are innocence personifi... |
46.80 |
0.8741 |
0.0454 |
116 |
1 |
46.80 |
2020-11-28 |
| 183. |
You're right, Mom. I shouldn't let this bother me. I'm in te... |
46.77 |
0.8924 |
0.0240 |
210 |
1 |
46.77 |
2020-10-03 |
| 184. |
We sometimes encounter people, even perfect strangers, who b... |
46.74 |
1.0017 |
-0.0858 |
157 |
1 |
46.74 |
2023-09-20 |
| 185. |
Death is irrelevant. Your archaic cultures are authority dri... |
46.73 |
0.9367 |
-0.0192 |
235 |
1 |
46.73 |
2020-05-02 |
| 186. |
Like a river flows surely to the sea, darling so it goes. So... |
46.68 |
1.0386 |
-0.1319 |
167 |
1 |
46.68 |
2020-10-28 |
| 187. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
46.65 |
1.0025 |
-0.0910 |
336 |
1 |
46.65 |
2020-09-29 |
| 188. |
How much longer is this going to go on, do you think? Do you... |
46.64 |
1.0510 |
-0.1382 |
331 |
1 |
46.64 |
2023-09-26 |
| 189. |
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vo... |
46.38 |
0.8338 |
0.0764 |
104 |
2 |
43.58 |
2020-11-04 |
| 190. |
It's a basic truth of the human condition, that everybody li... |
46.37 |
1.0368 |
-0.1317 |
292 |
1 |
46.37 |
2020-09-30 |
| 191. |
If you fantasize about your funeral - I understand, I've bee... |
46.26 |
0.9852 |
-0.0812 |
251 |
1 |
46.26 |
2020-10-03 |
| 192. |
Light up your face with gladness. Hide every trace of sadnes... |
46.22 |
1.0156 |
-0.1127 |
234 |
1 |
46.22 |
2020-08-06 |
| 193. |
So no one told you life was gonna be this way. Your job's a ... |
46.16 |
0.9489 |
-0.0441 |
377 |
1 |
46.16 |
2020-09-30 |
| 194. |
I'm DEFINITELY NOT saying that Edley isn't a star, but I do ... |
46.09 |
0.9497 |
-0.0452 |
331 |
1 |
46.09 |
2020-04-29 |
| 195. |
Yes, run! Yes, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But b... |
46.08 |
0.8995 |
0.0046 |
323 |
1 |
46.08 |
2020-05-02 |
| 196. |
Who cares if you disagree? You are not me. Who made you king... |
45.94 |
0.9418 |
-0.0398 |
144 |
1 |
45.94 |
2020-09-29 |
| 197. |
In the past, peripheral countries have been primarily export... |
45.81 |
0.9551 |
-0.0562 |
282 |
1 |
45.81 |
2020-05-06 |
| 198. |
We are amidst strange beings, in a strange land. The flow of... |
45.79 |
0.9471 |
-0.0479 |
385 |
1 |
45.79 |
2020-09-30 |
| 199. |
This was the story of Howard Beale: the first known instance... |
45.78 |
0.9135 |
-0.0143 |
114 |
1 |
45.78 |
2020-12-03 |
| 200. |
Always remember the four basic tactics to avoid detection: c... |
45.71 |
0.9361 |
-0.0393 |
209 |
1 |
45.71 |
2020-10-03 |
| 201. |
Don't tell me what's in, don't tell me how to write, don't t... |
45.55 |
1.0695 |
-0.1794 |
183 |
1 |
45.55 |
2020-04-29 |
| 202. |
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad... |
45.51 |
0.8706 |
0.0234 |
295 |
1 |
45.51 |
2020-05-06 |
| 203. |
It's been rainy and windy for seven days straight. I've been... |
45.35 |
1.0600 |
-0.1743 |
233 |
1 |
45.35 |
2020-09-30 |
| 204. |
I refuse to give up! I refuse to get bored! I refuse to thro... |
45.23 |
0.8947 |
-0.0060 |
165 |
1 |
45.23 |
2020-04-29 |
| 205. |
On Ethernet networks, collisions occur when two nodes attemp... |
44.92 |
0.9032 |
-0.0203 |
376 |
1 |
44.92 |
2020-04-29 |
| 206. |
Samatha is a state in which the mind is brought to rest, foc... |
44.91 |
1.0673 |
-0.1516 |
230 |
1 |
44.91 |
2020-05-06 |
| 207. |
I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haver... |
44.67 |
0.8313 |
0.0447 |
208 |
1 |
44.67 |
2020-09-30 |
| 208. |
Plato is always concerned to advocate views that will make p... |
44.56 |
0.9609 |
-0.0871 |
206 |
1 |
44.56 |
2023-09-26 |
| 209. |
My mind is open so wide since you came inside, I feel so ali... |
44.30 |
1.0213 |
-0.1549 |
174 |
1 |
44.30 |
2023-09-21 |
| 210. |
Every minute of every day we choose. Who we are. Who we forg... |
44.08 |
1.0239 |
-0.1608 |
394 |
1 |
44.08 |
2020-05-02 |
| 211. |
Upon arriving in Petrograd in 1917, Trotsky immediately unde... |
43.66 |
0.8741 |
-0.0178 |
325 |
1 |
43.66 |
2020-09-29 |
| 212. |
It's the same thing your whole life: "Clean up your room. St... |
43.63 |
0.8530 |
0.0016 |
217 |
1 |
43.63 |
2020-11-28 |
| 213. |
Let me finish. I thought I wanted to be alone tonight, and t... |
43.62 |
1.0644 |
-0.2120 |
234 |
1 |
43.62 |
2020-05-02 |
| 214. |
Gentlemen: You have undertaken to cheat me. I won't sue you,... |
43.59 |
0.9499 |
-0.0982 |
100 |
1 |
43.59 |
2020-10-28 |
| 215. |
Here's the cool part: I will eventually go to Schiaparelli a... |
43.43 |
0.8799 |
-0.0259 |
376 |
1 |
43.43 |
2020-11-04 |
| 216. |
If one person casts a stone at us, cast stones back with two... |
43.35 |
0.9261 |
-0.0759 |
261 |
1 |
43.35 |
2020-09-30 |
| 217. |
That makes perfect sense, turn right to go left. Yes, thank ... |
43.28 |
0.8084 |
0.0386 |
162 |
1 |
43.28 |
2020-04-29 |
| 218. |
And so it went, night after night, year after year. In fact,... |
43.14 |
0.9309 |
-0.0847 |
216 |
1 |
43.14 |
2020-04-29 |
| 219. |
With all six stones, I could simply snap my fingers, they wo... |
42.86 |
1.0074 |
-0.1708 |
235 |
1 |
42.86 |
2020-09-30 |
| 220. |
I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwon Do self-defense system! Aft... |
42.85 |
0.8749 |
-0.0344 |
257 |
1 |
42.85 |
2020-10-28 |
| 221. |
Please give me one last ounce of strength. I won't run away ... |
42.69 |
0.9484 |
-0.1121 |
213 |
1 |
42.69 |
2020-04-29 |
| 222. |
Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk ma... |
42.59 |
0.9682 |
-0.1331 |
224 |
1 |
42.59 |
2020-05-02 |
| 223. |
Boy, what a pair we're going to make! A football player and ... |
42.49 |
0.9169 |
-0.0819 |
171 |
1 |
42.49 |
2020-05-06 |
| 224. |
You see I used to shoot game for them. Well, he wanted it, a... |
42.42 |
1.0312 |
-0.2015 |
353 |
1 |
42.42 |
2020-09-30 |
| 225. |
One, don't pick up the phone. You know he's only calling 'ca... |
42.33 |
1.0207 |
-0.1934 |
281 |
1 |
42.33 |
2020-09-30 |
| 226. |
Benjamin Franklin, tactless in his youth, became so diplomat... |
42.21 |
0.8290 |
-0.0001 |
256 |
1 |
42.21 |
2020-11-28 |
| 227. |
Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; wheneve... |
42.17 |
0.9206 |
-0.0924 |
495 |
1 |
42.17 |
2020-10-03 |
| 228. |
Still, we will let all this be a thing of the past, though i... |
42.12 |
1.0414 |
-0.2183 |
216 |
1 |
42.12 |
2020-09-30 |
| 229. |
When we're all alone, it might be too frightening to bear...... |
42.11 |
0.9158 |
-0.0895 |
186 |
1 |
42.11 |
2020-09-30 |
| 230. |
Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people cal... |
41.93 |
0.9327 |
-0.1118 |
308 |
1 |
41.93 |
2020-04-29 |
| 231. |
As it fades, I see the truth - in plain sight, yet hidden al... |
41.89 |
0.9937 |
-0.1758 |
278 |
1 |
41.89 |
2020-09-30 |
| 232. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
41.76 |
0.9514 |
-0.1356 |
237 |
1 |
41.76 |
2020-04-29 |
| 233. |
The most spectacular, amazing, unequivocally, unbelievable e... |
41.70 |
0.8028 |
0.0146 |
126 |
1 |
41.70 |
2020-10-03 |
| 234. |
We're all old enough to know better than to toy with the hea... |
41.65 |
0.9431 |
-0.1273 |
76 |
1 |
41.65 |
2020-10-03 |
| 235. |
A vector is a quantity that has both magnitude and direction... |
41.60 |
0.9281 |
-0.1113 |
285 |
1 |
41.60 |
2020-12-03 |
| 236. |
Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted ... |
41.17 |
0.9597 |
-0.1542 |
194 |
1 |
41.17 |
2020-10-01 |
| 237. |
And it says to you love when you can, cry when you have to, ... |
41.08 |
1.0595 |
-0.2574 |
177 |
1 |
41.08 |
2020-04-29 |
| 238. |
Mankind doesn't need warfare and bloodshed to prove itself. ... |
40.99 |
1.0202 |
-0.2192 |
213 |
1 |
40.99 |
2020-05-04 |
| 239. |
Life is fair. We all get the same nine-month shake in the bo... |
40.51 |
0.9089 |
-0.1151 |
191 |
1 |
40.51 |
2020-11-04 |
| 240. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
40.41 |
1.0390 |
-0.2517 |
205 |
1 |
40.41 |
2020-04-29 |
| 241. |
We may climb into the thin and cold realm of pure geometry a... |
39.66 |
0.9871 |
-0.1784 |
209 |
1 |
39.66 |
2020-05-02 |
| 242. |
The spirits it absorbs fuel its baleful fire. It hangs aroun... |
39.46 |
0.8187 |
-0.0411 |
102 |
1 |
39.46 |
2020-05-02 |
| 243. |
You see, Mr. Newton, I'm kind of a cliche. I'm the disillusi... |
39.20 |
0.9098 |
-0.1439 |
209 |
1 |
39.20 |
2020-11-04 |
| 244. |
"I wouldn't rely on that," he said, in a terrible, terrible ... |
39.19 |
0.8652 |
-0.0980 |
215 |
1 |
39.19 |
2020-10-03 |
| 245. |
There was a time not that long ago when many drivers thought... |
38.01 |
1.0313 |
-0.2857 |
363 |
1 |
38.01 |
2020-08-12 |
| 246. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
37.44 |
0.8919 |
-0.1610 |
205 |
1 |
37.44 |
2020-09-29 |
| 247. |
In the profession of Christianity, the variety of national c... |
37.39 |
0.9071 |
-0.1736 |
340 |
1 |
37.39 |
2020-05-02 |
| 248. |
There's an old saying my late grandma taught me. When you're... |
37.25 |
0.9187 |
-0.1897 |
262 |
1 |
37.25 |
2020-05-02 |
| 249. |
I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to ... |
37.21 |
0.9838 |
-0.2544 |
348 |
1 |
37.21 |
2020-05-02 |
| 250. |
Now, I'm going to give you three simple rules. First, trust ... |
36.72 |
0.9496 |
-0.2299 |
295 |
1 |
36.72 |
2020-11-04 |
| 251. |
Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you come... |
36.33 |
0.9002 |
-0.1882 |
252 |
1 |
36.33 |
2020-10-03 |
| 252. |
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "... |
36.32 |
0.7552 |
-0.0427 |
244 |
1 |
36.32 |
2020-04-29 |
| 253. |
This is our monthly "At Ease" weekend. It gives us a chance ... |
36.22 |
0.9128 |
-0.2033 |
304 |
1 |
36.22 |
2020-10-28 |
| 254. |
Now I'm the villain in your history. I was too young and bli... |
35.49 |
1.0519 |
-0.3580 |
140 |
1 |
35.49 |
2023-09-22 |
| 255. |
Some have a positive vocation for breaking open safes: from ... |
34.99 |
0.9670 |
-0.2509 |
307 |
1 |
34.99 |
2020-09-30 |
| 256. |
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! Let's finish our holiday che... |
34.88 |
0.7276 |
-0.0429 |
95 |
1 |
34.88 |
2020-09-29 |
| 257. |
Don't you see? What these two people, who are such geniuses ... |
33.95 |
1.0183 |
-0.3559 |
292 |
1 |
33.95 |
2020-11-04 |
| 258. |
Seriously though, in this day and age I don't know why we're... |
33.86 |
1.0298 |
-0.3707 |
218 |
1 |
33.86 |
2020-05-04 |
| 259. |
I hate all the rules and organization and teams and ranks in... |
33.55 |
1.0175 |
-0.3624 |
227 |
1 |
33.55 |
2020-05-02 |
| 260. |
I'm the tallest of mountains. I am the roughest of waves. I'... |
31.24 |
1.0175 |
-0.4087 |
241 |
1 |
31.24 |
2020-05-06 |
| 261. |
For thirty years, I've sailed the seas and seen good and bad... |
28.51 |
0.9146 |
-0.3577 |
305 |
2 |
26.74 |
2020-08-12 |
| 262. |
Now, men, in conclusion, I would like to say that, in the tw... |
26.93 |
1.0509 |
-0.5265 |
311 |
1 |
26.93 |
2020-05-03 |