| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try... |
91.43 |
1.0431 |
0.4159 |
177 |
1 |
91.43 |
2019-01-17 |
| 2. |
I felt good and all washed clean of sin for the first time I... |
88.82 |
1.0989 |
0.3383 |
302 |
1 |
88.82 |
2019-04-16 |
| 3. |
And I taught myself how to forget that sometimes life will t... |
87.26 |
1.0829 |
0.3250 |
214 |
1 |
87.26 |
2019-01-17 |
| 4. |
There's a piece of Maria in every song that I sing. And the ... |
86.01 |
1.1296 |
0.2856 |
252 |
1 |
86.01 |
2019-01-29 |
| 5. |
When I see you, the whole world reduces to just that room. A... |
85.62 |
0.9559 |
0.3896 |
244 |
1 |
85.62 |
2020-03-05 |
| 6. |
Obviously, my attempt at fooling her had been unsuccessful. ... |
85.26 |
1.0085 |
0.3700 |
303 |
2 |
71.72 |
2019-04-16 |
| 7. |
A semitrailer is legally defined as a vehicle designed so th... |
85.22 |
0.9544 |
0.4232 |
228 |
1 |
85.22 |
2018-11-09 |
| 8. |
Patience, he thought. So much of this was patience - waiting... |
83.67 |
1.0665 |
0.2855 |
168 |
1 |
83.67 |
2020-01-06 |
| 9. |
To graduate you need my course, dear boy. So it seems I have... |
83.41 |
1.0719 |
0.2712 |
264 |
1 |
83.41 |
2019-04-09 |
| 10. |
The less you do with the controls, the less chance of error.... |
82.90 |
1.0905 |
0.2768 |
210 |
1 |
82.90 |
2019-04-09 |
| 11. |
The odds are that you will generally meet the worst of them.... |
80.92 |
1.0941 |
0.2406 |
256 |
1 |
80.92 |
2019-01-17 |
| 12. |
The road is long with many a winding turn that leads us to w... |
80.87 |
1.0193 |
0.2733 |
152 |
1 |
80.87 |
2019-01-04 |
| 13. |
Space travel makes you realize just how small you really are... |
80.56 |
1.0470 |
0.2436 |
392 |
1 |
80.56 |
2018-06-16 |
| 14. |
There is only one wish on my mind: when this day is through ... |
80.12 |
1.1210 |
0.1714 |
176 |
1 |
80.12 |
2019-01-16 |
| 15. |
Don't forget they've all been strengthened with gene therapy... |
79.55 |
0.9133 |
0.3364 |
179 |
1 |
79.55 |
2020-03-05 |
| 16. |
It's been a long day without you, my friend, and I'll tell y... |
79.47 |
1.0470 |
0.2338 |
140 |
1 |
79.47 |
2019-05-18 |
| 17. |
His gaze is from the passing of bars so exhausted that it do... |
79.27 |
0.9887 |
0.2698 |
519 |
1 |
79.27 |
2019-01-17 |
| 18. |
We know that there is not one person who, after hearing thes... |
79.24 |
1.0932 |
0.1757 |
434 |
1 |
79.24 |
2019-05-18 |
| 19. |
It's a human sign when things go wrong, when the scent of he... |
78.91 |
1.0292 |
0.2427 |
182 |
1 |
78.91 |
2019-04-16 |
| 20. |
I get to thinking of all the things you said. You gave a pro... |
78.88 |
1.0486 |
0.2143 |
140 |
1 |
78.88 |
2018-06-20 |
| 21. |
The gods may throw a dice, their minds as cold as ice. And s... |
78.14 |
1.0553 |
0.2007 |
199 |
1 |
78.14 |
2019-01-17 |
| 22. |
I've taken my bows and my curtain calls. You brought me fame... |
77.80 |
1.0250 |
0.2307 |
254 |
1 |
77.80 |
2020-01-06 |
| 23. |
I have a dream that one day the state of Alabama, whose gove... |
76.90 |
1.0473 |
0.1966 |
331 |
1 |
76.90 |
2019-01-18 |
| 24. |
I watched a bear once. His leg was in a steel trap. It chewe... |
76.79 |
0.9837 |
0.2612 |
359 |
1 |
76.79 |
2019-05-18 |
| 25. |
Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelli... |
76.65 |
1.0195 |
0.2277 |
148 |
1 |
76.65 |
2019-01-16 |
| 26. |
In the case of college students, 80 to 90 percent of respond... |
76.51 |
0.9319 |
0.2819 |
148 |
1 |
76.51 |
2019-01-27 |
| 27. |
That's right, and the one who wins gets a prize, only there ... |
76.51 |
1.0608 |
0.1726 |
214 |
1 |
76.51 |
2019-05-18 |
| 28. |
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you ... |
76.37 |
0.9941 |
0.2420 |
266 |
1 |
76.37 |
2019-04-09 |
| 29. |
When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead, and the W... |
76.07 |
0.9103 |
0.2834 |
199 |
1 |
76.07 |
2020-03-05 |
| 30. |
Yeah, they got you where they want you. There's a better lif... |
75.74 |
1.1093 |
0.1040 |
200 |
1 |
75.74 |
2019-05-18 |
| 31. |
It was one of those rare and beautiful days in winter when E... |
75.61 |
1.0262 |
0.1820 |
394 |
1 |
75.61 |
2020-01-06 |
| 32. |
I think a nerd is a person who uses the telephone to talk to... |
75.28 |
1.0414 |
0.1625 |
181 |
1 |
75.28 |
2018-11-07 |
| 33. |
Warning lights are flashing down at Quality Control. Somebod... |
75.11 |
0.9330 |
0.2579 |
454 |
1 |
75.11 |
2020-01-06 |
| 34. |
I don't care what he is. If it wasn't for him, your impartia... |
74.50 |
0.9801 |
0.1880 |
238 |
1 |
74.50 |
2019-04-16 |
| 35. |
Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're ta... |
74.23 |
0.8417 |
0.3282 |
247 |
1 |
74.23 |
2020-03-05 |
| 36. |
Blackbird singing in the dead of night, take these broken wi... |
73.68 |
1.0587 |
0.1178 |
143 |
1 |
73.68 |
2019-01-29 |
| 37. |
I was once like you are now, and I know that it's not easy t... |
73.55 |
1.1106 |
0.0739 |
235 |
1 |
73.55 |
2018-06-18 |
| 38. |
She didn't know I was in the room, and when I asked her in a... |
73.45 |
0.9901 |
0.1705 |
449 |
1 |
73.45 |
2019-01-04 |
| 39. |
Brother, you really are somethin'. You sit here, vote guilty... |
73.44 |
0.9367 |
0.2178 |
340 |
1 |
73.44 |
2019-01-03 |
| 40. |
Boy, you got rights and lefts. Ups and downs and middles. So... |
73.22 |
0.8496 |
0.3096 |
396 |
1 |
73.22 |
2020-03-05 |
| 41. |
It is not hard to make money in the market. What is hard to ... |
73.06 |
1.0228 |
0.1740 |
215 |
1 |
73.06 |
2018-12-29 |
| 42. |
Throw your soul through every open door, count your blessing... |
72.39 |
1.0248 |
0.1433 |
179 |
1 |
72.39 |
2018-11-30 |
| 43. |
The problem with Microsoft is they just have no taste. They ... |
72.24 |
1.0111 |
0.1384 |
173 |
1 |
72.24 |
2018-06-16 |
| 44. |
One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... |
72.10 |
0.9275 |
0.2291 |
211 |
1 |
72.10 |
2019-05-18 |
| 45. |
As you can see, she hasn't met him yet. She already fell in ... |
71.65 |
0.9272 |
0.1849 |
162 |
1 |
71.65 |
2018-11-26 |
| 46. |
The higher a man stands on the social ladder, the greater th... |
71.54 |
1.0699 |
0.0964 |
219 |
1 |
71.54 |
2018-06-23 |
| 47. |
I have here, Harold, the forms sent out by the National Comp... |
71.17 |
0.9697 |
0.1560 |
465 |
1 |
71.17 |
2019-01-03 |
| 48. |
Our lives are like a complex musical score. Filled with all ... |
71.14 |
0.9469 |
0.1527 |
472 |
1 |
71.14 |
2020-01-06 |
| 49. |
Human madness is oftentimes a cunning and most feline thing.... |
70.99 |
0.9568 |
0.1625 |
150 |
1 |
70.99 |
2019-01-01 |
| 50. |
Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, w... |
70.98 |
1.0048 |
0.1187 |
164 |
1 |
70.98 |
2019-02-27 |
| 51. |
You're gonna stay here if I have to go inside and call your ... |
70.87 |
1.0491 |
0.0982 |
492 |
1 |
70.87 |
2019-05-18 |
| 52. |
You see, boys forget what their country means by just readin... |
70.82 |
0.9327 |
0.1859 |
425 |
1 |
70.82 |
2019-01-01 |
| 53. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
70.64 |
0.9758 |
0.1610 |
314 |
1 |
70.64 |
2019-01-01 |
| 54. |
Resistance is the measurement of the ability of electrons to... |
70.08 |
0.9866 |
0.1292 |
425 |
1 |
70.08 |
2019-01-03 |
| 55. |
The majority of persons with schizophrenia have residual dis... |
70.03 |
0.8815 |
0.2174 |
233 |
1 |
70.03 |
2019-01-17 |
| 56. |
It was my greatest triumph... and I never looked back. You t... |
69.95 |
0.8822 |
0.2011 |
305 |
1 |
69.95 |
2020-03-05 |
| 57. |
Why does man create? Is it man's purpose on earth to express... |
69.79 |
0.9484 |
0.1408 |
181 |
1 |
69.79 |
2018-05-12 |
| 58. |
When I was a kid, you never saw radicchio in the produce sec... |
69.60 |
0.9790 |
0.1808 |
311 |
1 |
69.60 |
2019-10-08 |
| 59. |
In another experiment involving students, respondents were a... |
69.45 |
0.9941 |
0.1626 |
540 |
1 |
69.45 |
2019-02-26 |
| 60. |
As a victim, the Savage possessed, for Bernard, this enormou... |
69.29 |
0.8836 |
0.2055 |
284 |
1 |
69.29 |
2019-01-27 |
| 61. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
69.23 |
1.0521 |
0.0563 |
171 |
1 |
69.23 |
2018-10-29 |
| 62. |
I believe in love, and I know that you do too. And I believe... |
68.98 |
1.0384 |
0.0611 |
183 |
1 |
68.98 |
2018-11-17 |
| 63. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
68.75 |
1.0214 |
0.0824 |
269 |
1 |
68.75 |
2018-11-26 |
| 64. |
History is not merely a linear collection of points that we ... |
68.68 |
1.0879 |
0.0172 |
187 |
1 |
68.68 |
2018-05-13 |
| 65. |
Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a ch... |
68.49 |
1.0118 |
0.0943 |
250 |
1 |
68.49 |
2019-01-17 |
| 66. |
What if he shows up with another woman? What if one of my sl... |
68.42 |
0.9522 |
0.1231 |
221 |
1 |
68.42 |
2019-01-16 |
| 67. |
According to Heraclitus, we cannot step into the same river ... |
68.17 |
0.9635 |
0.1125 |
447 |
1 |
68.17 |
2019-04-16 |
| 68. |
Now, men, in conclusion, I would like to say that, in the tw... |
68.09 |
1.0509 |
0.0453 |
311 |
1 |
68.09 |
2018-06-06 |
| 69. |
You watched the Gulf War. What did you see day after day? Th... |
67.78 |
0.9034 |
0.1558 |
248 |
1 |
67.78 |
2019-01-17 |
| 70. |
The only thing that burns in hell is the part of you that wo... |
67.42 |
1.0306 |
0.0535 |
384 |
1 |
67.42 |
2018-06-16 |
| 71. |
And let's also say that change is neither good nor bad - it ... |
67.26 |
0.8845 |
0.1598 |
200 |
1 |
67.26 |
2019-01-01 |
| 72. |
But I will tell you this. I'd use tonight to get myself orga... |
67.04 |
0.9175 |
0.1223 |
258 |
1 |
67.04 |
2020-01-06 |
| 73. |
I must congratulate you on your virtuoso performance, my boy... |
66.96 |
0.8535 |
0.1916 |
267 |
1 |
66.96 |
2019-01-03 |
| 74. |
Your inner child will be happy to know that when it comes to... |
66.57 |
1.0288 |
0.0732 |
300 |
1 |
66.57 |
2019-01-01 |
| 75. |
A straight line is said to have been cut in extreme and mean... |
66.24 |
1.0843 |
-0.0167 |
150 |
1 |
66.24 |
2018-06-12 |
| 76. |
I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choo... |
65.91 |
0.9348 |
0.0930 |
157 |
1 |
65.91 |
2019-01-16 |
| 77. |
I have already told you, I have no further stocks of Veritas... |
65.81 |
0.9401 |
0.0931 |
303 |
1 |
65.81 |
2018-11-16 |
| 78. |
This is where it all began, gentlemen. The birthplace of Hoo... |
65.49 |
0.9381 |
0.0874 |
497 |
1 |
65.49 |
2019-01-17 |
| 79. |
A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were worki... |
65.39 |
0.9831 |
0.0757 |
469 |
1 |
65.39 |
2019-05-06 |
| 80. |
You know what? I am very comfortable with my mind - thoughts... |
65.27 |
0.9761 |
0.0420 |
227 |
1 |
65.27 |
2019-04-16 |
| 81. |
There is some love that will not go away. You're here, there... |
65.25 |
1.0886 |
-0.0430 |
169 |
1 |
65.25 |
2019-01-04 |
| 82. |
The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword. If y... |
65.17 |
1.0833 |
-0.0265 |
234 |
1 |
65.17 |
2019-01-18 |
| 83. |
I will not vanish, you will not scare me. Try to get through... |
65.01 |
1.0053 |
0.0213 |
261 |
1 |
65.01 |
2019-09-30 |
| 84. |
Friday night, always a good night for some Sabbath... 'cause... |
64.96 |
0.8464 |
0.1480 |
107 |
1 |
64.96 |
2018-06-05 |
| 85. |
I'd pull your eyes out of your head, and put them in my own ... |
64.81 |
1.0833 |
-0.0341 |
148 |
1 |
64.81 |
2018-06-14 |
| 86. |
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... |
64.80 |
0.8852 |
0.1581 |
201 |
1 |
64.80 |
2018-10-29 |
| 87. |
I was going to the worst place in the world and I didn't eve... |
64.55 |
0.9532 |
0.0724 |
455 |
1 |
64.55 |
2018-08-01 |
| 88. |
I wish that strife would vanish away from among gods and mor... |
64.47 |
1.0656 |
-0.0253 |
264 |
1 |
64.47 |
2018-06-16 |
| 89. |
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the ju... |
63.85 |
1.0459 |
0.0110 |
200 |
1 |
63.85 |
2019-01-01 |
| 90. |
God help the man who ever really loves you. You'd break his ... |
63.82 |
1.0012 |
0.0282 |
188 |
1 |
63.82 |
2019-05-18 |
| 91. |
Samatha is a state in which the mind is brought to rest, foc... |
63.78 |
1.0673 |
-0.0010 |
230 |
1 |
63.78 |
2018-06-23 |
| 92. |
Of course. Some circus owners are colossally rich, with hous... |
63.78 |
0.9317 |
0.0995 |
148 |
1 |
63.78 |
2019-01-03 |
| 93. |
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other scien... |
63.75 |
0.8629 |
0.1281 |
173 |
1 |
63.75 |
2018-11-07 |
| 94. |
There are places I'll remember all my life, though some have... |
63.68 |
1.0694 |
-0.0470 |
211 |
1 |
63.68 |
2018-06-20 |
| 95. |
I am sailing home again. 'Cross the sea I am sailing stormy ... |
63.61 |
0.9632 |
0.0253 |
195 |
1 |
63.61 |
2019-09-30 |
| 96. |
I still don't know what it really means to grow up. However,... |
63.51 |
1.0195 |
-0.0107 |
168 |
1 |
63.51 |
2019-04-16 |
| 97. |
There was a time not that long ago when many drivers thought... |
63.49 |
1.0313 |
-0.0008 |
363 |
1 |
63.49 |
2018-06-19 |
| 98. |
And what haunts me is that in all the faces of all the bears... |
63.38 |
0.9482 |
0.0478 |
381 |
1 |
63.38 |
2018-08-01 |
| 99. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
63.23 |
0.9351 |
0.0750 |
190 |
2 |
61.58 |
2019-01-01 |
| 100. |
Nepheline, leucite, and sodalite are minerals allied to the ... |
62.98 |
0.9292 |
0.0646 |
210 |
1 |
62.98 |
2018-11-26 |
| 101. |
I'm free to be whatever I choose, and I'll sing the blues if... |
62.94 |
0.9366 |
0.0340 |
138 |
1 |
62.94 |
2019-04-16 |
| 102. |
We're all taught from a young age that there are only two ch... |
62.92 |
0.9142 |
0.0730 |
283 |
1 |
62.92 |
2019-01-03 |
| 103. |
Purity in body and heart may please some - as for me, I make... |
62.73 |
1.0406 |
-0.0268 |
191 |
1 |
62.73 |
2019-03-04 |
| 104. |
Now the scandal and the light are to be distributed differen... |
62.64 |
0.9933 |
0.0224 |
215 |
1 |
62.64 |
2018-06-05 |
| 105. |
She may be the face I can't forget. The trace of pleasure or... |
62.60 |
1.0289 |
-0.0190 |
252 |
1 |
62.60 |
2018-11-26 |
| 106. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
62.56 |
0.9907 |
0.0125 |
211 |
1 |
62.56 |
2018-06-14 |
| 107. |
I wanted to understand as much as I could about the procedur... |
62.54 |
1.0793 |
-0.0708 |
267 |
1 |
62.54 |
2018-06-11 |
| 108. |
There were several answers, none of which would help. There ... |
62.29 |
0.9515 |
0.0204 |
191 |
1 |
62.29 |
2018-11-07 |
| 109. |
I got that sunshine in my pocket, got that good soul in my f... |
62.11 |
1.0144 |
-0.0169 |
216 |
1 |
62.11 |
2018-06-12 |
| 110. |
Maybe you should come with me for a few weeks. See what happ... |
62.05 |
1.0285 |
-0.0321 |
124 |
2 |
59.99 |
2018-06-18 |
| 111. |
He started ripping the bark, using his fingernails at first,... |
61.64 |
1.0406 |
-0.0391 |
361 |
1 |
61.64 |
2018-06-14 |
| 112. |
It's amazing. You want me to be honest? The favoritism Tony ... |
61.43 |
0.9059 |
0.0463 |
201 |
1 |
61.43 |
2019-11-05 |
| 113. |
On the day that you were born the angels got together and de... |
61.34 |
1.0582 |
-0.0719 |
179 |
1 |
61.34 |
2019-01-18 |
| 114. |
I don't want to talk about the things we've gone through. Th... |
61.30 |
1.0532 |
-0.0809 |
199 |
1 |
61.30 |
2019-01-18 |
| 115. |
You can't treat the working man this way! One of these days ... |
61.20 |
0.9417 |
0.0044 |
225 |
1 |
61.20 |
2019-01-29 |
| 116. |
I let it fall, my heart, and as it fell you rose to claim it... |
61.15 |
1.0473 |
-0.0590 |
240 |
1 |
61.15 |
2018-06-19 |
| 117. |
Advertising is based on one thing: happiness. And you know w... |
61.14 |
0.9679 |
-0.0152 |
255 |
1 |
61.14 |
2019-09-04 |
| 118. |
I've seen places, faces and smiled for a moment. But oh, you... |
61.10 |
0.9974 |
-0.0332 |
164 |
1 |
61.10 |
2019-01-16 |
| 119. |
Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. T... |
61.08 |
1.0331 |
-0.0547 |
190 |
1 |
61.08 |
2019-01-18 |
| 120. |
Listen, Jim, a simpleton of all times. A big-eyed baby. Know... |
60.85 |
0.8194 |
0.1310 |
180 |
1 |
60.85 |
2018-11-17 |
| 121. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
60.85 |
0.9614 |
0.0185 |
292 |
1 |
60.85 |
2018-11-09 |
| 122. |
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way tha... |
60.59 |
1.0351 |
-0.0589 |
248 |
1 |
60.59 |
2018-06-20 |
| 123. |
One key element of any society is its collection of statuses... |
60.59 |
0.9059 |
0.0506 |
406 |
1 |
60.59 |
2018-06-23 |
| 124. |
I go down to Speaker's Corner. I'm thunderstruck. They got f... |
60.52 |
0.9066 |
0.0344 |
202 |
1 |
60.52 |
2018-06-22 |
| 125. |
Why does an apple fall when it is ripe? Is it brought down b... |
60.38 |
1.0093 |
-0.0263 |
467 |
1 |
60.38 |
2018-11-09 |
| 126. |
Sometimes it seems like we're all living in some kind of pri... |
60.15 |
1.0410 |
-0.0803 |
310 |
1 |
60.15 |
2018-06-22 |
| 127. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
60.10 |
0.9527 |
0.0119 |
251 |
1 |
60.10 |
2018-07-16 |
| 128. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
60.03 |
0.9729 |
-0.0090 |
255 |
1 |
60.03 |
2018-10-29 |
| 129. |
Now, I'm going to give you three simple rules. First, trust ... |
59.94 |
0.9496 |
-0.0168 |
295 |
1 |
59.94 |
2018-06-18 |
| 130. |
I think I'm starting to lose my sense of humor. Everything's... |
59.92 |
0.9756 |
-0.0441 |
306 |
1 |
59.92 |
2018-06-23 |
| 131. |
This is a promise with a catch. Only if you're looking can i... |
59.49 |
0.9701 |
-0.0503 |
265 |
1 |
59.49 |
2019-04-16 |
| 132. |
The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseba... |
59.44 |
0.9412 |
-0.0111 |
394 |
1 |
59.44 |
2018-11-07 |
| 133. |
I know. I'm trying to save him by avoiding him so I could be... |
59.39 |
1.0162 |
-0.0703 |
233 |
1 |
59.39 |
2018-11-30 |
| 134. |
Summer's going fast, nights growing colder. Children growing... |
59.36 |
0.9225 |
-0.0029 |
246 |
1 |
59.36 |
2018-05-23 |
| 135. |
To produce a mighty book, you must choose a mighty theme. No... |
59.33 |
0.9617 |
-0.0325 |
159 |
1 |
59.33 |
2019-04-16 |
| 136. |
I'll miss the sea, but a person needs new experiences. They ... |
59.11 |
0.9774 |
-0.0297 |
196 |
1 |
59.11 |
2018-06-16 |
| 137. |
My old man back in Chicago, when I was a kid... He used to l... |
59.10 |
0.9675 |
-0.0501 |
350 |
1 |
59.10 |
2018-06-23 |
| 138. |
Sometimes, when you meet a new operative, it's a good idea t... |
58.83 |
1.0322 |
-0.0912 |
310 |
1 |
58.83 |
2018-06-23 |
| 139. |
It was a strange feeling, holding the rifle. It somehow remo... |
58.67 |
1.0435 |
-0.0947 |
441 |
1 |
58.67 |
2018-06-18 |
| 140. |
The men in the room suddenly realized that they didn't want ... |
58.63 |
1.0319 |
-0.0841 |
215 |
1 |
58.63 |
2018-04-11 |
| 141. |
I know I'm supposed to help you, but I can't. Instead of bei... |
58.08 |
0.9753 |
-0.0459 |
145 |
1 |
58.08 |
2019-01-03 |
| 142. |
You know, it's funny what a young man recollects. 'Cause I d... |
57.97 |
0.9618 |
-0.0641 |
294 |
1 |
57.97 |
2018-05-23 |
| 143. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
57.83 |
1.0483 |
-0.1236 |
227 |
1 |
57.83 |
2018-06-22 |
| 144. |
A new disease has fallen on the life of man. Our torment is ... |
57.38 |
0.9649 |
-0.0742 |
213 |
1 |
57.38 |
2018-05-13 |
| 145. |
It is something to be able to paint a particular picture, or... |
57.18 |
1.0254 |
-0.1051 |
308 |
1 |
57.18 |
2018-06-19 |
| 146. |
Here I am a record on a jukebox. A little piece of plastic w... |
57.01 |
0.8921 |
-0.0118 |
254 |
2 |
55.77 |
2019-01-17 |
| 147. |
Because you taught yourself how to run your little fingers o... |
56.87 |
0.9772 |
-0.0933 |
396 |
1 |
56.87 |
2018-06-11 |
| 148. |
The supreme question about a work of art is out of how deep ... |
56.64 |
0.9221 |
-0.0276 |
329 |
1 |
56.64 |
2018-06-19 |
| 149. |
Most ironic of all was the last gift that Raziel had given m... |
56.40 |
0.9596 |
-0.0842 |
240 |
1 |
56.40 |
2018-05-14 |
| 150. |
And I don't believe in the existence of angels but looking a... |
56.29 |
1.0774 |
-0.1453 |
304 |
1 |
56.29 |
2018-06-19 |
| 151. |
The passage of time in prisons is not in a cell of brick and... |
55.95 |
1.0524 |
-0.1424 |
355 |
1 |
55.95 |
2018-06-05 |
| 152. |
It's been a hard day's night, and I've been working like a d... |
55.95 |
1.0615 |
-0.1617 |
210 |
1 |
55.95 |
2019-05-18 |
| 153. |
Then suddenly Prince Andre was speaking for himself, his acc... |
55.93 |
0.8562 |
0.0199 |
282 |
1 |
55.93 |
2019-01-03 |
| 154. |
My pop was real big. He did like he pleased. That's why ever... |
55.84 |
1.0149 |
-0.1203 |
317 |
1 |
55.84 |
2018-06-06 |
| 155. |
A giant inverted steel pyramid is perfectly balanced on its ... |
55.78 |
0.9893 |
-0.0948 |
323 |
1 |
55.78 |
2018-11-09 |
| 156. |
The idea of having nations and governments is as foolish as ... |
55.78 |
0.9547 |
-0.0895 |
257 |
1 |
55.78 |
2018-06-19 |
| 157. |
And I am whatever you say I am. If I wasn't, then why would ... |
55.58 |
0.9292 |
-0.0359 |
294 |
1 |
55.58 |
2018-10-29 |
| 158. |
Well, the Red Cross called out, you know, for blankets, clot... |
55.58 |
0.9002 |
-0.0326 |
337 |
1 |
55.58 |
2018-05-23 |
| 159. |
So now I have to decide. Decide whether to let the world be ... |
55.54 |
1.0098 |
-0.1157 |
209 |
1 |
55.54 |
2018-10-29 |
| 160. |
I'll be the number two guy here in about six weeks. How? Nam... |
55.43 |
0.9596 |
-0.0687 |
205 |
1 |
55.43 |
2018-05-23 |
| 161. |
A place where there isn't any trouble. Do you suppose there ... |
55.38 |
0.9514 |
-0.0987 |
207 |
1 |
55.38 |
2018-05-13 |
| 162. |
There are times, sir, when men of good conscience cannot bli... |
55.36 |
0.9477 |
-0.0890 |
237 |
1 |
55.36 |
2018-06-11 |
| 163. |
They knew they were privileged to have these choices, but th... |
55.26 |
1.0042 |
-0.0767 |
352 |
1 |
55.26 |
2018-06-03 |
| 164. |
It's zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the f... |
55.18 |
0.9271 |
-0.0789 |
244 |
1 |
55.18 |
2019-01-18 |
| 165. |
The time has come for man to set himself a goal. The time ha... |
55.07 |
1.0074 |
-0.1224 |
242 |
1 |
55.07 |
2018-06-16 |
| 166. |
You don't know what's in store, but you know what you're her... |
55.06 |
1.0474 |
-0.1657 |
199 |
1 |
55.06 |
2018-06-06 |
| 167. |
It is in the spirit of Andrew Jackson that I, from time to t... |
54.82 |
0.9842 |
-0.1289 |
406 |
1 |
54.82 |
2018-06-05 |
| 168. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
54.75 |
0.9233 |
-0.0538 |
168 |
1 |
54.75 |
2018-06-05 |
| 169. |
Well, says No-bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic we... |
54.70 |
0.8750 |
-0.0378 |
148 |
1 |
54.70 |
2018-06-16 |
| 170. |
Yet the web of thought has no such creases and is more like ... |
54.47 |
0.9786 |
-0.1061 |
235 |
1 |
54.47 |
2018-06-23 |
| 171. |
The wonders of life and the universe are mere reflections of... |
54.44 |
0.9814 |
-0.0990 |
155 |
1 |
54.44 |
2018-06-05 |
| 172. |
I know why you've come, False Shepherd. I see every sin that... |
54.44 |
0.8616 |
-0.0188 |
255 |
1 |
54.44 |
2018-06-16 |
| 173. |
These college kids out here - they're never gonna get old or... |
54.36 |
0.9355 |
-0.1009 |
250 |
1 |
54.36 |
2018-06-18 |
| 174. |
We were the people who were not in the papers. We lived in t... |
54.30 |
1.0803 |
-0.2124 |
104 |
1 |
54.30 |
2019-04-16 |
| 175. |
"Oh, if only it were possible to find understanding," Joseph... |
54.15 |
0.8970 |
-0.0499 |
489 |
1 |
54.15 |
2018-06-22 |
| 176. |
No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue. I could not... |
54.08 |
1.0474 |
-0.1748 |
194 |
1 |
54.08 |
2018-06-16 |
| 177. |
V: I can assure you, I mean you no harm. Evey: Who are you? ... |
54.06 |
0.8661 |
-0.0151 |
323 |
1 |
54.06 |
2018-05-14 |
| 178. |
Living in a fish eye lens caught in the camera eye I have no... |
54.03 |
0.9462 |
-0.1068 |
261 |
1 |
54.03 |
2018-05-14 |
| 179. |
"I will always speak the truth to you, Herb Asher," the boy ... |
53.98 |
0.9078 |
-0.0700 |
434 |
1 |
53.98 |
2018-06-16 |
| 180. |
I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I have you h... |
53.82 |
0.8886 |
-0.0538 |
290 |
1 |
53.82 |
2018-08-31 |
| 181. |
You're born alone and you die alone, and this world just dro... |
53.75 |
1.0574 |
-0.1981 |
206 |
1 |
53.75 |
2018-06-06 |
| 182. |
Rory, sorry to interrupt. Hi, Henry. But see, we're all stan... |
53.71 |
0.9577 |
-0.1238 |
460 |
1 |
53.71 |
2019-01-16 |
| 183. |
When I was little I like worshiped Halloween. And truthfully... |
53.56 |
0.9018 |
-0.0834 |
141 |
1 |
53.56 |
2018-06-02 |
| 184. |
A detective doesn't have supernatural powers. There's no way... |
53.44 |
0.9668 |
-0.1328 |
569 |
1 |
53.44 |
2018-05-14 |
| 185. |
I see a little silhouetto of a man. Scaramouche, Scaramouche... |
53.39 |
0.7886 |
0.0466 |
308 |
1 |
53.39 |
2018-06-22 |
| 186. |
Now my life has changed in oh so many ways, my independence ... |
53.32 |
1.0567 |
-0.1984 |
188 |
1 |
53.32 |
2018-05-13 |
| 187. |
You asked me why I don't have original art? I've had three d... |
53.24 |
1.0310 |
-0.1767 |
171 |
1 |
53.24 |
2018-06-06 |
| 188. |
At first we were silent, but finally we considered ourselves... |
53.17 |
0.9559 |
-0.1012 |
195 |
1 |
53.17 |
2018-05-13 |
| 189. |
The world's changing out there, there are a lot of new, exci... |
53.11 |
1.0504 |
-0.1939 |
394 |
1 |
53.11 |
2018-05-12 |
| 190. |
As happens sometimes, a moment settled and hovered and remai... |
52.81 |
1.0298 |
-0.1896 |
166 |
1 |
52.81 |
2018-05-13 |
| 191. |
My son, from whence this madness, this neglect of my command... |
52.79 |
0.9702 |
-0.1181 |
171 |
1 |
52.79 |
2018-05-23 |
| 192. |
Ergonomics is a term that combines the Greek word ergon, mea... |
52.58 |
0.9005 |
-0.0596 |
212 |
1 |
52.58 |
2018-06-05 |
| 193. |
He could not be mistaken. There were no other eyes like thos... |
52.29 |
1.0960 |
-0.2508 |
212 |
1 |
52.29 |
2018-05-12 |
| 194. |
Although the resolution is coarse, cytogenetic maps have pro... |
52.28 |
0.8645 |
-0.0500 |
230 |
1 |
52.28 |
2018-06-18 |
| 195. |
Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally... |
52.25 |
0.9202 |
-0.0943 |
404 |
1 |
52.25 |
2018-04-11 |
| 196. |
Sorrow is a lonely feeling. Unsettled is a painful place. I'... |
51.99 |
0.9800 |
-0.1689 |
455 |
1 |
51.99 |
2018-06-05 |
| 197. |
Always do your best - your best is going to change from mome... |
51.77 |
1.0038 |
-0.1443 |
237 |
1 |
51.77 |
2018-05-14 |
| 198. |
The ancient Oracle said that I was the wisest of all the Gre... |
51.60 |
0.9713 |
-0.1792 |
132 |
1 |
51.60 |
2018-05-10 |
| 199. |
He did not know how long it took, but later he looked back o... |
51.54 |
1.0850 |
-0.2494 |
358 |
1 |
51.54 |
2018-04-11 |
| 200. |
Well, we like our Internet slow, okay? We can turn it on, wa... |
51.35 |
0.8670 |
-0.0789 |
219 |
1 |
51.35 |
2018-06-19 |
| 201. |
What was the power that turned the worm into a moth? It was ... |
51.34 |
1.0414 |
-0.2137 |
188 |
1 |
51.34 |
2018-05-13 |
| 202. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
50.76 |
0.9468 |
-0.1345 |
276 |
1 |
50.76 |
2018-06-14 |
| 203. |
The paint and paper look as if a boys' school had used it. I... |
50.71 |
0.9756 |
-0.1913 |
341 |
1 |
50.71 |
2018-06-18 |
| 204. |
My entire life had been on a predictable trajectory dominate... |
50.31 |
0.8958 |
-0.0858 |
322 |
1 |
50.31 |
2018-06-23 |
| 205. |
I'll close my eyes and then I won't see the love you do not ... |
50.22 |
1.0622 |
-0.2763 |
178 |
1 |
50.22 |
2018-06-08 |
| 206. |
The dude has a photographic memory. Every time he thinks he ... |
50.19 |
0.9438 |
-0.1760 |
178 |
1 |
50.19 |
2018-06-16 |
| 207. |
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter. Raised a bar... |
49.75 |
0.8691 |
-0.1044 |
212 |
1 |
49.75 |
2018-06-20 |
| 208. |
There was a demon that lived in the air. They said whoever c... |
49.67 |
1.0336 |
-0.2330 |
417 |
1 |
49.67 |
2018-04-19 |
| 209. |
I can't make you love me if you don't. You can't make your h... |
49.67 |
1.0307 |
-0.2522 |
177 |
1 |
49.67 |
2018-11-07 |
| 210. |
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... |
49.31 |
0.8318 |
-0.0772 |
146 |
1 |
49.31 |
2018-06-23 |
| 211. |
When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their padd... |
49.12 |
0.9801 |
-0.1780 |
209 |
1 |
49.12 |
2018-06-08 |
| 212. |
For once in my life I won't let sorrow hurt me, not like it'... |
48.62 |
0.9662 |
-0.2289 |
148 |
1 |
48.62 |
2018-05-13 |
| 213. |
I will not play at tug o' war. I'd rather play at hug o' war... |
48.53 |
0.8453 |
-0.0782 |
227 |
1 |
48.53 |
2018-07-16 |
| 214. |
There are very few things I wish I could change about those ... |
48.40 |
1.0883 |
-0.2818 |
303 |
1 |
48.40 |
2018-04-23 |
| 215. |
I can't believe I'm crying already. Sometimes I think people... |
48.32 |
0.9124 |
-0.1648 |
366 |
1 |
48.32 |
2018-05-13 |
| 216. |
Titanium is extracted from ores, such as rutile, where the f... |
47.93 |
0.8425 |
-0.0898 |
314 |
1 |
47.93 |
2018-05-08 |
| 217. |
Planet Earth. This is where I was born. And this is where I ... |
47.83 |
1.0425 |
-0.2748 |
345 |
1 |
47.83 |
2018-05-14 |
| 218. |
Come on, let's leave this place. Let's go to the factory and... |
47.60 |
0.9575 |
-0.2273 |
182 |
1 |
47.60 |
2018-10-29 |
| 219. |
But there was a problem. IBM needed an operating system fast... |
47.43 |
0.9098 |
-0.1781 |
179 |
1 |
47.43 |
2018-04-02 |
| 220. |
I think you're a lonely person. I see all these phones and a... |
47.36 |
0.9857 |
-0.2599 |
105 |
1 |
47.36 |
2018-05-13 |
| 221. |
The year 1939 when Charlie Chaplin and his evil nazi regime ... |
47.31 |
0.8385 |
-0.1047 |
198 |
1 |
47.31 |
2018-06-16 |
| 222. |
If I wasn't a key player in this whole conspiracy to brainwa... |
47.15 |
0.8844 |
-0.1695 |
122 |
1 |
47.15 |
2018-05-13 |
| 223. |
There's lots to see. Nothin' to block your view. Like the mo... |
46.94 |
0.9046 |
-0.1828 |
329 |
1 |
46.94 |
2018-06-20 |
| 224. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
46.73 |
1.0316 |
-0.2805 |
333 |
1 |
46.73 |
2018-04-02 |
| 225. |
So Michael, this is where dead men come back to life. It's b... |
46.36 |
0.9166 |
-0.2135 |
246 |
1 |
46.36 |
2018-05-27 |
| 226. |
London! Madrid! Bangkok! Moscow! Cincinnati! From the four c... |
46.25 |
0.8408 |
-0.1284 |
291 |
1 |
46.25 |
2018-06-16 |
| 227. |
Creme tangerine and montelimar. A ginger sling with a pineap... |
45.91 |
0.9308 |
-0.2185 |
383 |
1 |
45.91 |
2018-05-13 |
| 228. |
But there is virtually no relationship between being an expe... |
45.90 |
0.9647 |
-0.2527 |
347 |
1 |
45.90 |
2018-04-19 |
| 229. |
Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, ... |
44.69 |
0.9684 |
-0.2930 |
168 |
1 |
44.69 |
2018-06-05 |
| 230. |
Stupid human propaganda! The very concept of a superior alie... |
43.68 |
0.8667 |
-0.1923 |
182 |
1 |
43.68 |
2019-01-03 |
| 231. |
Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage stan... |
43.48 |
1.0095 |
-0.3082 |
295 |
1 |
43.48 |
2018-06-22 |
| 232. |
I'm now reading a message from the guy who writes the news. ... |
42.98 |
0.8907 |
-0.2280 |
408 |
1 |
42.98 |
2018-06-11 |
| 233. |
That's a good idea. Four unidentifiable high school students... |
42.60 |
0.8728 |
-0.2342 |
128 |
1 |
42.60 |
2018-06-05 |
| 234. |
You know, pizza's actually not from Italy. I read that Marco... |
41.05 |
0.8439 |
-0.2362 |
123 |
1 |
41.05 |
2018-05-08 |
| 235. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
41.02 |
0.9833 |
-0.3275 |
355 |
1 |
41.02 |
2018-10-29 |
| 236. |
Well, hey, I didn't spend all those years playing Dungeons a... |
39.05 |
0.9180 |
-0.3358 |
118 |
1 |
39.05 |
2018-04-23 |
| 237. |
He was an old man! Half the time he was confused! How could ... |
38.28 |
0.8339 |
-0.2609 |
90 |
1 |
38.28 |
2018-05-14 |
| 238. |
A great civilization is not conquered from without until it ... |
36.80 |
0.8978 |
-0.3414 |
265 |
1 |
36.80 |
2019-01-17 |
| 239. |
There was but one question he left unasked, and it vibrated ... |
33.70 |
0.9486 |
-0.4366 |
400 |
1 |
33.70 |
2018-04-23 |
| 240. |
I'm not in existential crisis! Just the opposite. I was fine... |
32.45 |
0.9583 |
-0.4755 |
228 |
1 |
32.45 |
2018-10-29 |