| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
The light and the dark the big and the small. Just keep in m... |
58.81 |
1.1178 |
0.5608 |
184 |
1 |
58.81 |
2018-02-05 |
| 2. |
I came here to protect my son. I didn't come here to see you... |
49.69 |
0.9052 |
0.4759 |
126 |
1 |
49.69 |
2018-02-08 |
| 3. |
I've taken my bows and my curtain calls. You brought me fame... |
47.36 |
1.0250 |
0.3259 |
254 |
1 |
47.36 |
2018-02-05 |
| 4. |
There will be no more retribution, so you better not waste y... |
46.17 |
1.0958 |
0.2247 |
189 |
1 |
46.17 |
2018-02-05 |
| 5. |
What incensed him the most was the blatant jokes of the ones... |
44.78 |
1.0976 |
0.1883 |
174 |
1 |
44.78 |
2018-02-05 |
| 6. |
All that is now, all that is gone, and everything under the ... |
44.06 |
1.0416 |
0.1994 |
111 |
1 |
44.06 |
2018-02-04 |
| 7. |
We all know that something is eternal. And it ain't houses a... |
43.72 |
1.0554 |
0.2025 |
460 |
1 |
43.72 |
2018-02-08 |
| 8. |
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit. And the ... |
43.30 |
1.0679 |
0.1835 |
177 |
2 |
40.77 |
2018-02-08 |
| 9. |
The increase of disorder or entropy is what distinguishes th... |
42.60 |
0.9157 |
0.2577 |
111 |
1 |
42.60 |
2018-02-08 |
| 10. |
We climbed, he first and I behind, until through a small rou... |
42.11 |
1.0737 |
0.1243 |
169 |
1 |
42.11 |
2018-02-08 |
| 11. |
A straight line is said to have been cut in extreme and mean... |
42.07 |
1.0843 |
0.1152 |
150 |
1 |
42.07 |
2018-02-08 |
| 12. |
Sometimes I wondered if I was seeing the same things through... |
41.88 |
1.0956 |
0.1066 |
160 |
1 |
41.88 |
2018-02-05 |
| 13. |
So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sin... |
41.71 |
1.1002 |
0.0876 |
211 |
1 |
41.71 |
2018-02-04 |
| 14. |
But I believe in true love, you know? I don't believe that e... |
41.46 |
1.0676 |
0.1130 |
213 |
1 |
41.46 |
2018-02-08 |
| 15. |
At the doorway on my heart all the leaves are falling down, ... |
40.86 |
1.0613 |
0.1036 |
225 |
1 |
40.86 |
2018-02-05 |
| 16. |
The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight... |
40.58 |
0.7944 |
0.3046 |
66 |
1 |
40.58 |
2018-02-04 |
| 17. |
What distinguished Ellington from most of his contemporaries... |
40.56 |
0.9416 |
0.1844 |
250 |
1 |
40.56 |
2018-02-05 |
| 18. |
For all the things you've done, for the things you might hav... |
40.55 |
1.2205 |
-0.0702 |
105 |
1 |
40.55 |
2018-02-03 |
| 19. |
You know the difference between you and me Marty? I'm a whit... |
40.52 |
0.9677 |
0.1528 |
281 |
1 |
40.52 |
2018-02-08 |
| 20. |
Since you've gone I've been lost without a trace. I dream at... |
40.41 |
0.9165 |
0.1806 |
137 |
1 |
40.41 |
2018-02-04 |
| 21. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
40.24 |
0.9965 |
0.1423 |
168 |
1 |
40.24 |
2018-02-04 |
| 22. |
You're here because you know something. What you know you ca... |
39.98 |
0.9633 |
0.1748 |
304 |
1 |
39.98 |
2018-02-05 |
| 23. |
Now, in a perfect world, I probably won't be insensitive. Co... |
39.88 |
0.9576 |
0.1453 |
232 |
1 |
39.88 |
2018-02-05 |
| 24. |
I felt good and all washed clean of sin for the first time I... |
39.78 |
1.0989 |
0.0379 |
302 |
1 |
39.78 |
2018-02-08 |
| 25. |
If our civilization goes the way of the dodo and the remnant... |
39.61 |
0.9688 |
0.1646 |
305 |
1 |
39.61 |
2018-02-05 |
| 26. |
I'll light the fire, you place the flowers in the vase that ... |
39.23 |
1.0615 |
0.0462 |
197 |
1 |
39.23 |
2018-02-04 |
| 27. |
Here, the oregano and other trace materials sitting on the s... |
39.21 |
0.9873 |
0.1234 |
155 |
1 |
39.21 |
2018-02-04 |
| 28. |
You don't know what's in store, but you know what you're her... |
39.06 |
1.0474 |
0.0630 |
199 |
1 |
39.06 |
2018-02-08 |
| 29. |
There can be no covenants between men and lions, wolves and ... |
38.79 |
1.0375 |
0.0745 |
136 |
3 |
37.00 |
2018-02-08 |
| 30. |
We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's... |
38.59 |
0.9635 |
0.1042 |
389 |
1 |
38.59 |
2018-02-05 |
| 31. |
I mean I look at a piano, I see a bunch of keys, three pedal... |
38.53 |
0.9075 |
0.1537 |
244 |
1 |
38.53 |
2018-02-08 |
| 32. |
Round the world we'll go, does anybody know, love? If we're ... |
38.52 |
1.0265 |
0.0546 |
154 |
1 |
38.52 |
2018-02-05 |
| 33. |
Years ago, I was an angry young man. And I'd pretend that I ... |
38.23 |
0.9605 |
0.1017 |
155 |
1 |
38.23 |
2018-02-05 |
| 34. |
You think you find a way to deal with these things. In med s... |
38.18 |
0.9762 |
0.0789 |
295 |
1 |
38.18 |
2018-02-05 |
| 35. |
"This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... |
38.00 |
0.8353 |
0.2511 |
283 |
1 |
38.00 |
2018-02-08 |
| 36. |
I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little... |
37.96 |
0.9396 |
0.1355 |
119 |
1 |
37.96 |
2018-02-03 |
| 37. |
If one day I could get out of here, I would allow myself to ... |
37.93 |
1.0294 |
0.0529 |
206 |
3 |
33.28 |
2018-02-04 |
| 38. |
If depth of feeling is a currency then I'm the man who grew ... |
37.83 |
0.9741 |
0.0708 |
342 |
1 |
37.83 |
2018-02-05 |
| 39. |
Sometimes she did not know what she feared, what she desired... |
37.68 |
1.0499 |
0.0299 |
173 |
1 |
37.68 |
2018-02-04 |
| 40. |
To make you a vampire they have to suck your blood. And then... |
37.67 |
1.0070 |
0.0438 |
163 |
1 |
37.67 |
2018-02-04 |
| 41. |
They had taken it all away from him now, they had turned awa... |
37.64 |
1.1380 |
-0.0681 |
149 |
1 |
37.64 |
2018-02-03 |
| 42. |
Before he leaves the camp he stops. He scans the world outsi... |
37.47 |
1.0516 |
0.0130 |
276 |
1 |
37.47 |
2018-02-08 |
| 43. |
So ya, thought ya might like to go to the show. To feel the ... |
37.46 |
1.0088 |
0.0605 |
298 |
1 |
37.46 |
2018-02-05 |
| 44. |
Between me and the other world there is ever an unasked ques... |
37.40 |
0.9599 |
0.0681 |
201 |
1 |
37.40 |
2018-02-05 |
| 45. |
A question in your nerves is lit, yet you know there is no a... |
37.39 |
1.0443 |
0.0235 |
203 |
1 |
37.39 |
2018-02-03 |
| 46. |
In this world, evil can arise from the best intentions. And ... |
37.35 |
1.0274 |
0.0083 |
110 |
1 |
37.35 |
2018-02-04 |
| 47. |
I can't believe the things I see. The path that I have chose... |
37.28 |
1.1127 |
-0.0541 |
164 |
1 |
37.28 |
2018-02-03 |
| 48. |
I can hear the soft breathing of the girl that I love as she... |
37.23 |
1.0840 |
-0.0242 |
198 |
1 |
37.23 |
2018-02-04 |
| 49. |
If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the k... |
37.22 |
1.0758 |
-0.0201 |
216 |
1 |
37.22 |
2018-02-03 |
| 50. |
From my laboratory in the castle east to the master bedroom ... |
37.17 |
0.9419 |
0.0805 |
164 |
1 |
37.17 |
2018-02-05 |
| 51. |
Yeah, I read that too. Were you gonna plagiarize the whole t... |
37.13 |
0.9685 |
0.0533 |
317 |
1 |
37.13 |
2018-02-05 |
| 52. |
You see, Mr. Newton, I'm kind of a cliche. I'm the disillusi... |
37.07 |
0.9098 |
0.1429 |
209 |
1 |
37.07 |
2018-02-08 |
| 53. |
You think I think that an artist's job is to speak the truth... |
36.94 |
0.9610 |
0.0543 |
225 |
1 |
36.94 |
2018-02-05 |
| 54. |
I learned this, at least, by my experiment: that if one adva... |
36.85 |
1.0080 |
0.0464 |
218 |
2 |
36.52 |
2018-02-05 |
| 55. |
Come on, kid, don't fool around. Just let your hand drop to ... |
36.84 |
1.0182 |
0.0331 |
373 |
1 |
36.84 |
2018-02-08 |
| 56. |
He pushes people away before they get a chance to leave him.... |
36.83 |
1.0461 |
0.0000 |
257 |
1 |
36.83 |
2018-02-08 |
| 57. |
I often see racers, particularly at the back of the pack in ... |
36.73 |
0.9653 |
0.0763 |
349 |
1 |
36.73 |
2018-02-08 |
| 58. |
I find to my amazement that the more I love mankind as a who... |
36.69 |
0.9276 |
0.0729 |
98 |
1 |
36.69 |
2018-02-03 |
| 59. |
'Cause what the world needs now is a new kind of tension 'ca... |
36.61 |
1.0042 |
0.0233 |
185 |
1 |
36.61 |
2018-02-02 |
| 60. |
Walking around with my little rain cloud hanging over my hea... |
36.53 |
0.9357 |
0.0605 |
177 |
1 |
36.53 |
2018-02-05 |
| 61. |
In the town where I was born, lived a man who sailed to sea.... |
36.53 |
1.0605 |
-0.0130 |
229 |
1 |
36.53 |
2018-02-03 |
| 62. |
Works of art participate in our lives; we are not just dista... |
36.52 |
1.0119 |
0.0160 |
143 |
1 |
36.52 |
2018-02-03 |
| 63. |
She belonged to a different age, but being so entire, so com... |
36.49 |
0.9981 |
0.0491 |
252 |
1 |
36.49 |
2018-02-05 |
| 64. |
Well we're living here in Allentown and they're closing all ... |
36.36 |
0.9355 |
0.0554 |
155 |
1 |
36.36 |
2018-02-04 |
| 65. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
36.35 |
1.0565 |
-0.0278 |
247 |
1 |
36.35 |
2018-02-03 |
| 66. |
If you want to leave, take good care. Hope you have a lot of... |
36.30 |
0.9797 |
-0.0050 |
131 |
1 |
36.30 |
2018-02-03 |
| 67. |
Most people would turn you away. I don't listen to a word th... |
36.29 |
0.9344 |
0.0476 |
121 |
2 |
29.94 |
2018-02-05 |
| 68. |
I guess this time you're really leaving. I heard your suitca... |
36.24 |
0.9802 |
0.0178 |
286 |
1 |
36.24 |
2018-02-08 |
| 69. |
She, who always seems so happy in a crowd, whose eyes can be... |
36.21 |
1.0413 |
-0.0097 |
254 |
1 |
36.21 |
2018-02-05 |
| 70. |
You fill up my senses like a night in the forest, like the m... |
36.14 |
0.9757 |
0.0144 |
162 |
1 |
36.14 |
2018-02-04 |
| 71. |
If the experts are baffled, how can the rest of us understan... |
36.13 |
0.8674 |
0.1122 |
78 |
1 |
36.13 |
2018-02-05 |
| 72. |
I was having this awful nightmare that I was 32. And then I ... |
36.01 |
0.9764 |
0.0387 |
137 |
1 |
36.01 |
2018-02-03 |
| 73. |
I took up my vocation, I was called by my nation. Without he... |
35.91 |
0.9852 |
0.0401 |
188 |
1 |
35.91 |
2018-02-04 |
| 74. |
The explosion would be just the right size to maximize the a... |
35.90 |
1.0237 |
-0.0026 |
247 |
1 |
35.90 |
2018-02-03 |
| 75. |
If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, ... |
35.79 |
0.9510 |
0.0266 |
160 |
1 |
35.79 |
2018-02-05 |
| 76. |
Dreams are just your brain processing random rigmarole it co... |
35.70 |
0.9521 |
0.0250 |
204 |
1 |
35.70 |
2018-02-08 |
| 77. |
Very well - I'll bide my time. And as for you, my fine lady,... |
35.68 |
0.9334 |
0.0416 |
215 |
1 |
35.68 |
2018-02-03 |
| 78. |
Sitting in the morning sun, I'll be sitting when the evening... |
35.61 |
1.0538 |
-0.0447 |
244 |
1 |
35.61 |
2018-02-03 |
| 79. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
35.54 |
1.0696 |
-0.0647 |
226 |
1 |
35.54 |
2018-02-05 |
| 80. |
Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted ... |
35.52 |
0.9597 |
0.0116 |
194 |
1 |
35.52 |
2018-02-03 |
| 81. |
Don't make assumptions - find the courage to ask questions a... |
35.47 |
1.0608 |
-0.0212 |
258 |
1 |
35.47 |
2018-02-03 |
| 82. |
My wife has been the most adorable person, a friend closest ... |
35.45 |
0.8960 |
0.0761 |
140 |
1 |
35.45 |
2018-02-03 |
| 83. |
I went to the police, like a good American. These two boys w... |
35.40 |
1.0008 |
0.0033 |
160 |
1 |
35.40 |
2018-02-03 |
| 84. |
Love isn't just wanting another person the way you want to o... |
35.40 |
1.0667 |
-0.0648 |
207 |
1 |
35.40 |
2018-02-03 |
| 85. |
The largest piece of our nutrition puzzle belongs to carbohy... |
35.36 |
0.9325 |
0.0498 |
247 |
1 |
35.36 |
2018-02-03 |
| 86. |
When I'm alone I dream of the horizon and words fail me. The... |
35.36 |
1.0912 |
-0.0830 |
302 |
1 |
35.36 |
2018-02-05 |
| 87. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
35.21 |
1.0337 |
-0.0356 |
214 |
1 |
35.21 |
2018-02-04 |
| 88. |
He told me this whole story about when a Jew is on the show ... |
35.14 |
1.0312 |
-0.0439 |
172 |
1 |
35.14 |
2018-02-03 |
| 89. |
All Ninja are men of peace, and must always remain so or los... |
35.14 |
0.8559 |
0.1422 |
191 |
1 |
35.14 |
2018-02-02 |
| 90. |
Although the United Nations does not have the power to enfor... |
35.11 |
1.0284 |
0.0109 |
282 |
1 |
35.11 |
2018-02-03 |
| 91. |
Even a few people leaving would reverberate through the enti... |
35.09 |
1.0279 |
-0.0301 |
253 |
1 |
35.09 |
2018-02-03 |
| 92. |
Individual science fiction stories may seem as trivial as ev... |
34.99 |
0.9909 |
0.0113 |
263 |
1 |
34.99 |
2018-02-05 |
| 93. |
I had a mother, I had a father, things - things that made se... |
34.93 |
1.0185 |
-0.0427 |
209 |
1 |
34.93 |
2018-02-02 |
| 94. |
Maybe if we felt any human loss as keenly as we feel one of ... |
34.88 |
0.9523 |
-0.0080 |
118 |
1 |
34.88 |
2018-01-30 |
| 95. |
See the stone set in your eyes, see the thorn twist in your ... |
34.82 |
1.0377 |
-0.0474 |
177 |
1 |
34.82 |
2018-02-02 |
| 96. |
Come on, all the long distance lines are down? What about th... |
34.73 |
0.9164 |
0.0378 |
229 |
1 |
34.73 |
2018-02-08 |
| 97. |
Just observation and deduction. I see a propensity for obesi... |
34.66 |
0.9136 |
0.0397 |
261 |
1 |
34.66 |
2018-02-08 |
| 98. |
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with e... |
34.58 |
0.8128 |
0.1443 |
132 |
1 |
34.58 |
2018-02-03 |
| 99. |
Reese Witherspoon, she's the prom queen. Bill Gates, captain... |
34.58 |
0.8281 |
0.1237 |
170 |
1 |
34.58 |
2018-02-08 |
| 100. |
Despair comes slowly, crawling its way up inside you until i... |
34.56 |
0.9772 |
0.0104 |
266 |
1 |
34.56 |
2018-02-08 |
| 101. |
Lesser than Macbeth, and greater. Not so happy, yet much hap... |
34.55 |
0.8748 |
0.1093 |
141 |
1 |
34.55 |
2018-02-08 |
| 102. |
The moments that define lives aren't always obvious. They do... |
34.51 |
0.9447 |
0.0074 |
411 |
1 |
34.51 |
2018-02-08 |
| 103. |
The typewriter had a problem, though. Try to type quickly on... |
34.43 |
0.8791 |
0.0965 |
190 |
1 |
34.43 |
2018-02-03 |
| 104. |
Oh, trust me, Doc, bringing psychiatric drugs and teenagers ... |
34.41 |
0.8416 |
0.1034 |
116 |
1 |
34.41 |
2018-02-05 |
| 105. |
Jamie saved my life. She taught me everything. About life, h... |
34.37 |
0.9795 |
-0.0147 |
179 |
1 |
34.37 |
2018-02-03 |
| 106. |
Will I wake up? Is it a dream I made up? No, I guess it's re... |
34.30 |
0.8781 |
0.0602 |
147 |
1 |
34.30 |
2018-02-08 |
| 107. |
I'm so in love with you. And I hope you know, darling, your ... |
34.29 |
0.9923 |
-0.0255 |
232 |
1 |
34.29 |
2018-02-03 |
| 108. |
My own brother, Aberforth, was prosecuted for practicing ina... |
34.07 |
0.9115 |
0.0272 |
297 |
1 |
34.07 |
2018-02-08 |
| 109. |
A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. |
34.07 |
1.0702 |
-0.0991 |
57 |
1 |
34.07 |
2018-02-03 |
| 110. |
Your political future? Why, I bought it for you. I gave it t... |
33.89 |
0.9539 |
-0.0246 |
238 |
1 |
33.89 |
2018-02-04 |
| 111. |
Conceptually, to communicate, procedures must send messages ... |
33.88 |
0.9477 |
-0.0059 |
373 |
1 |
33.88 |
2018-02-05 |
| 112. |
Today I don't feel like doing anything. I just wanna lay in ... |
33.38 |
0.9821 |
-0.0452 |
180 |
1 |
33.38 |
2018-02-05 |
| 113. |
You know, that might be the answer - to act boastfully about... |
33.35 |
1.0125 |
-0.0707 |
138 |
1 |
33.35 |
2018-02-03 |
| 114. |
How many times have you seen the leader of a race have a mec... |
33.29 |
1.0155 |
-0.0709 |
232 |
1 |
33.29 |
2018-02-03 |
| 115. |
For once in my life I won't let sorrow hurt me, not like it'... |
33.13 |
0.9662 |
-0.0698 |
148 |
1 |
33.13 |
2018-02-05 |
| 116. |
Red rover, red rover, let the terrorists come over! |
33.11 |
0.8621 |
0.0129 |
51 |
1 |
33.11 |
2018-02-03 |
| 117. |
I went to a party at the local county jail; all the cons wer... |
33.09 |
0.9605 |
-0.0572 |
208 |
1 |
33.09 |
2018-02-03 |
| 118. |
The hallway is luxurious and tasteful. Tapestries and painti... |
33.03 |
0.9326 |
-0.0244 |
191 |
1 |
33.03 |
2018-02-05 |
| 119. |
I've paid my dues time after time. I've done my sentence but... |
33.00 |
1.0133 |
-0.0849 |
183 |
1 |
33.00 |
2018-02-08 |
| 120. |
Plato is always concerned to advocate views that will make p... |
33.00 |
0.9609 |
-0.0155 |
206 |
1 |
33.00 |
2018-02-02 |
| 121. |
Take my advice and live for a long, long time. Because the m... |
32.93 |
0.9329 |
-0.0455 |
121 |
1 |
32.93 |
2018-01-30 |
| 122. |
If I'm laden at all, I'm laden with sadness that everyone's ... |
32.68 |
0.9265 |
-0.0469 |
121 |
1 |
32.68 |
2018-02-03 |
| 123. |
Don't you ever talk that way to me. Never! Never! What we've... |
32.68 |
0.9721 |
-0.0833 |
254 |
1 |
32.68 |
2018-02-03 |
| 124. |
My son, from whence this madness, this neglect of my command... |
32.45 |
0.9702 |
-0.0442 |
171 |
1 |
32.45 |
2018-02-05 |
| 125. |
Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and ... |
32.45 |
0.9922 |
-0.0739 |
174 |
2 |
30.41 |
2018-02-03 |
| 126. |
Somebody said you got a new friend. But does she love you be... |
32.37 |
1.0080 |
-0.1031 |
227 |
1 |
32.37 |
2018-02-04 |
| 127. |
Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally... |
32.36 |
0.9202 |
-0.0175 |
404 |
1 |
32.36 |
2018-02-05 |
| 128. |
I've made something of myself, I have the keys to the capito... |
32.33 |
0.9090 |
-0.0465 |
112 |
1 |
32.33 |
2018-02-04 |
| 129. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
32.30 |
0.9289 |
-0.0160 |
204 |
1 |
32.30 |
2018-02-04 |
| 130. |
The mother was gravely injured. Her only choice was to entru... |
32.30 |
1.0174 |
-0.1011 |
259 |
1 |
32.30 |
2018-02-03 |
| 131. |
There is an old building up ahead. A bank or museum or somet... |
32.21 |
0.9822 |
-0.1019 |
290 |
1 |
32.21 |
2018-02-03 |
| 132. |
My wife deserves vengeance. Doesn't make a difference whethe... |
32.11 |
0.9955 |
-0.0804 |
230 |
1 |
32.11 |
2018-02-04 |
| 133. |
There's a love that's divine and it's yours and it's mine. L... |
32.09 |
1.0068 |
-0.1214 |
137 |
1 |
32.09 |
2018-01-31 |
| 134. |
I just feel like there are so many things that I could be do... |
32.02 |
1.0398 |
-0.1497 |
112 |
1 |
32.02 |
2018-02-05 |
| 135. |
Tonight I'm making deals with the devil, and I know it's gon... |
31.98 |
1.0673 |
-0.1660 |
118 |
1 |
31.98 |
2018-02-03 |
| 136. |
Have I told you lately that I love you? Have I told you ther... |
31.73 |
0.9993 |
-0.0980 |
174 |
1 |
31.73 |
2018-02-03 |
| 137. |
Sometimes we talk all night long, we don't shut up. And when... |
31.65 |
1.0211 |
-0.1341 |
209 |
1 |
31.65 |
2018-02-02 |
| 138. |
He married out of love a woman out of legend. Not in Alexand... |
31.63 |
0.9358 |
-0.0685 |
228 |
1 |
31.63 |
2018-02-05 |
| 139. |
And Peeves, whom Harry had never seen take an order from a s... |
31.62 |
0.9415 |
-0.0694 |
275 |
1 |
31.62 |
2018-02-05 |
| 140. |
A few light taps upon the pane made him turn to the window. ... |
31.57 |
0.8777 |
0.0187 |
177 |
1 |
31.57 |
2018-02-03 |
| 141. |
Once you free your mind about a concept of harmony and music... |
31.12 |
1.0718 |
-0.1888 |
181 |
1 |
31.12 |
2018-01-30 |
| 142. |
We live in an age when people do more writing than they have... |
30.97 |
1.0298 |
-0.1472 |
280 |
1 |
30.97 |
2018-01-30 |
| 143. |
Because the peoples of Micronesia and Palau did not have a w... |
30.93 |
0.8890 |
-0.0311 |
271 |
1 |
30.93 |
2018-02-04 |
| 144. |
If the children don't grow up, our bodies get bigger but our... |
30.89 |
1.0181 |
-0.1468 |
203 |
1 |
30.89 |
2018-02-08 |
| 145. |
I gave a letter to the postman, he put it in his sack. Brigh... |
30.72 |
0.8825 |
-0.0446 |
197 |
1 |
30.72 |
2018-02-02 |
| 146. |
Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry.... |
30.71 |
0.8218 |
0.0308 |
305 |
1 |
30.71 |
2018-02-03 |
| 147. |
Gardeners know how to grow top-notch crops. They determine w... |
30.66 |
1.0090 |
-0.0972 |
282 |
1 |
30.66 |
2018-02-03 |
| 148. |
Attention captive test subjects! The Institute for Mad Scien... |
30.53 |
0.9106 |
-0.0706 |
217 |
1 |
30.53 |
2018-02-03 |
| 149. |
Crying wolf? You listen to me, you idiot! My child is sick. ... |
30.42 |
0.9475 |
-0.1170 |
237 |
1 |
30.42 |
2018-02-04 |
| 150. |
No, that is what I'm trying to tell you. He is still a child... |
30.23 |
1.0493 |
-0.1959 |
306 |
1 |
30.23 |
2018-01-30 |
| 151. |
We've had vicious kings and we've had idiot kings, but I don... |
29.92 |
0.9755 |
-0.1341 |
126 |
1 |
29.92 |
2018-01-31 |
| 152. |
Unbeknownst to most ornithologists, the dodo was actually a ... |
29.87 |
0.8479 |
-0.0272 |
193 |
1 |
29.87 |
2018-02-04 |
| 153. |
I know I'm supposed to help you, but I can't. Instead of bei... |
29.80 |
0.9753 |
-0.1350 |
145 |
1 |
29.80 |
2018-02-02 |
| 154. |
Banana brains, you're the apple of my eye. Stay with me toni... |
29.53 |
0.9193 |
-0.1322 |
107 |
1 |
29.53 |
2018-01-30 |
| 155. |
What's Joey Zasa got to do with this? Joey Zasa's a pazzo. J... |
29.35 |
0.9000 |
-0.0906 |
271 |
1 |
29.35 |
2018-02-03 |
| 156. |
The morning sun in all its glory greets the day with hope an... |
29.33 |
1.0039 |
-0.1909 |
134 |
1 |
29.33 |
2018-01-30 |
| 157. |
The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate o... |
29.25 |
0.9629 |
-0.1781 |
117 |
1 |
29.25 |
2018-01-30 |
| 158. |
You know, they say when you talk to God it's prayer but when... |
28.98 |
0.8197 |
-0.0554 |
97 |
1 |
28.98 |
2018-01-30 |
| 159. |
Instead of hiring workers during the peak hog kill in the wi... |
28.95 |
0.8915 |
-0.0739 |
188 |
1 |
28.95 |
2018-01-30 |
| 160. |
There will come a time when there are no human beings remain... |
28.87 |
1.0793 |
-0.2680 |
139 |
1 |
28.87 |
2018-01-29 |
| 161. |
Problems are mind-made and need time to survive. They cannot... |
28.79 |
0.8342 |
-0.0139 |
97 |
1 |
28.79 |
2018-02-02 |
| 162. |
Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner,... |
28.76 |
0.7449 |
0.0245 |
93 |
1 |
28.76 |
2018-02-03 |
| 163. |
Life, liberty, and property do not exist because men have ma... |
28.76 |
1.0136 |
-0.2069 |
202 |
1 |
28.76 |
2018-01-30 |
| 164. |
Without warning the Halon system goes off. Pillars of high-p... |
28.19 |
0.9385 |
-0.1747 |
190 |
1 |
28.19 |
2018-01-30 |
| 165. |
Are you telling me that not only did you invent a secret pla... |
28.08 |
1.0035 |
-0.2262 |
110 |
1 |
28.08 |
2018-02-03 |
| 166. |
In this world, you must be oh so smart, or oh so pleasant. W... |
27.78 |
0.8490 |
-0.1055 |
127 |
1 |
27.78 |
2018-01-30 |
| 167. |
That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight losing m... |
27.68 |
1.0267 |
-0.2455 |
181 |
1 |
27.68 |
2018-02-03 |
| 168. |
What's cool about really little kids is that they don't say ... |
27.61 |
1.0486 |
-0.2787 |
299 |
1 |
27.61 |
2018-01-31 |
| 169. |
Well, my brother has his sword, and I have my mind. And a mi... |
27.22 |
0.8529 |
-0.1278 |
143 |
1 |
27.22 |
2018-01-30 |
| 170. |
Well I woke in mid-afternoon 'cause that's when it all hurts... |
27.04 |
0.8581 |
-0.0975 |
136 |
1 |
27.04 |
2018-01-30 |
| 171. |
Let the stormy clouds chase everyone from the place. Come on... |
26.69 |
0.9451 |
-0.2344 |
177 |
1 |
26.69 |
2018-01-30 |
| 172. |
Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious. |
26.52 |
0.8244 |
-0.0934 |
52 |
1 |
26.52 |
2018-01-30 |
| 173. |
The hectic speed, and the brevity of the lines in the thread... |
25.18 |
0.9131 |
-0.2072 |
144 |
1 |
25.18 |
2018-01-29 |
| 174. |
Here I am a record on a jukebox. A little piece of plastic w... |
23.91 |
0.9006 |
-0.2569 |
139 |
1 |
23.91 |
2018-01-30 |
| 175. |
The famous pipe. How people reproached me for it! And yet, c... |
23.80 |
0.7945 |
-0.1589 |
199 |
1 |
23.80 |
2018-01-30 |
| 176. |
When there's gunshots, there's bound to be bullets. |
23.53 |
0.8652 |
-0.2104 |
51 |
1 |
23.53 |
2018-01-29 |
| 177. |
He doesn't know anything. After all, he doesn't know that li... |
23.38 |
0.8615 |
-0.2332 |
125 |
1 |
23.38 |
2018-01-30 |
| 178. |
Consciousness, complex and subtle, can be impaired or ended ... |
22.33 |
0.8791 |
-0.2762 |
249 |
1 |
22.33 |
2018-01-29 |
| 179. |
You're not like the others. I've seen a few; I know. When I ... |
20.77 |
1.0213 |
-0.4405 |
155 |
1 |
20.77 |
2018-01-31 |