y̚o̵̹͉͖̻̼̓̇̆͒̏ͧu̺͖͊͗̂̾͟n̛̰̻̦̜̔̾̌ͩg̶̝̲̘͂ͪ (youngjug)

So a rich little man with white hair died. What has that got to do with the price of rice, right? And why is that woe to us? Because you people, and sixty-two million other Americans, are listening to me right now. Because less than three percent of you people read books! Because less than fifteen percent of you read newspapers! Because the only truth you know is what you get over this tube.