GOBLIN (xgoblin)

Race #1177

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Official speed 100.38 wpm (48.30 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 17, 2019 4:41:56pm UTC
Race Finish August 17, 2019 4:42:45pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. chromocascade (104.36 wpm)
3. shikima (87.71 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 120.45
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...