paperboy ditty (wordracer888)

Race #148268

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Official speed 136.24 wpm (33.03 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 16, 2017 10:38:29am UTC
Race Finish December 16, 2017 10:39:02am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. typingartist2 (170.65 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 168.02
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.