nope (vecksberex)

Race #2369

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Official speed 61.26 wpm (80.12 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 30, 2017 7:40:40pm UTC
Race Finish January 30, 2017 7:42:00pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 0.00
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.