Timo (urmaul)

Race #36742

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Official speed 110.47 wpm (43.89 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 13, 2019 9:34:46pm UTC
Race Finish February 13, 2019 9:35:30pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. ssj24 (100.04 wpm)
3. iaminferior (93.01 wpm)
4. mochipeach92 (67.72 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 132.56
Text #3641419 (Length: 404 characters)

Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...