Tiffany (tylietz)

Race #113

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Official speed 124.26 wpm (36.21 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 30, 2017 8:39:44pm UTC
Race Finish December 30, 2017 8:40:21pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. dcohen91 (112.69 wpm)
3. membrane (87.36 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 153.25
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.