(timjeffery44)

Race #37979

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Official speed 120.07 wpm (40.38 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 1, 2019 10:05:51am UTC
Race Finish November 1, 2019 10:06:31am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. richardhed (105.94 wpm)
5. lordmonkey04 (66.75 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 144.09
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...