View Pit Stop page for race #439 by tesseractcat — Ghost race
View profile for Tesseract (tesseractcat)
Official speed | 99.04 wpm (42.53 seconds elapsed during race) |
---|---|
Race Start | May 26, 2022 7:48:54pm UTC |
Race Finish | May 26, 2022 7:49:37pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Opponents |
2. molotov5 (94.28 wpm) 3. mireknguyen (89.77 wpm) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 102.34 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |