View Pit Stop page for race #86 by terthan — Ghost race
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Official speed | 96.98 wpm (43.43 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | January 15, 2019 10:40:21pm UTC |
Race Finish | January 15, 2019 10:41:04pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 3) |
Opponents |
3. tt_richard (96.79 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 100.21 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |