View Pit Stop page for race #574 by syphilis — Ghost race
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Official speed | 55.51 wpm (75.88 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | November 24, 2013 6:15:02pm UTC |
Race Finish | November 24, 2013 6:16:18pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
Opponents |
3. saeedkyron (52.76 wpm) |
Accuracy | 89.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |