victor (swegboi)

Race #11632

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Official speed 113.02 wpm (49.58 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 19, 2019 12:49:40am UTC
Race Finish November 19, 2019 12:50:30am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 2)
Opponents 1. cvh_ (137.37 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 167.65
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People want to like who they're voting for. People thought Al Gore was a big stiff until he stuck his tongue down Tipper's throat. They put George W. in office because he and Laura seemed like a fun couple to have a beer with. People have to want to invite you in for dinner. Right now, you and your wife are standing in their doorway, three feet apart, not looking at each other, letting in the cold air. That's why you lost Iowa. It's why you'll lose New Hampshire.