FastAsF*ck (suckmyfidget)

Race #11

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Official speed 53.87 wpm (87.32 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 23, 2017 12:24:16pm UTC
Race Finish October 23, 2017 12:25:43pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 2. memegod01 (64.06 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 62.84
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.