johnny (stopbeatingme)

Race #1360

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Official speed 74.67 wpm (69.91 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 22, 2017 10:35:30pm UTC
Race Finish March 22, 2017 10:36:40pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 2)
Opponents 1. atthetop (95.62 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 0.00
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If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a boxing ring square? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? It's very confusing, isn't it? A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing, really, but a wise man and a wise guy aren't the same at all, are they? When the stars are out, they are visible. When the lights are out, they are invisible. What's up?