Shift (shiftw)

Race #507

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Official speed 59.81 wpm (81.06 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 2, 2018 1:49:53pm UTC
Race Finish September 2, 2018 1:51:14pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. memming (82.20 wpm)
2. herlianzhang (65.31 wpm)
4. basilps123 (56.78 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 71.77
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...